Absurdly Pinned Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous: >>62700546
Jannie can delete if he wants. The other /smg/ seems bumplocked or something.
I hate the Jews for dragging us into this war. We would be at 8200 with the chance of ANOTHER rate CUT not a hike on the way. Fuck
>>62701741You messed up the link to the previous thread you worthless fuck.
>>62702245Hey, Its his first time being alive as well.
If you invested $10,000 into Snapchat 5 years ago, today you’d have $742.
>>62702274MODS
I've decided I would rather be an 18 year old fertile ballerina, is it over for me? Can I get hired as a female broker?
>>62702274Not my proudest fap
>>62702280Doesnt that mean if I invest $742 in SNAP now and then go back 5 years that I'd have 5 figures? Seems bullish.
>>62702274bullish for ai stocks
>>62702235THIS
fuck bonds
Brother you must resist sellingNothing good will come of itPeace deal in 2 more weeksUnironically
bondburgered
i'm here to smoke weed and lose money trading. and i'm all outta weed
Hoorah reddit marinesOne last dip into $140 then straight shoot to $200
>>62702297That assumes T symmetry applies to stocks, and I don't know that
Why does Kevin want to hurt the American economy?https://youtu.be/RTM62Uy0zfU?si
>>62702313>>62702308Same poster (((pozzer))) btw
Aren't stocks supposed to crash since interest rates went up yet again? My shorts...
>>62702317Dumb nigger
>>62702235Trump did it. The Jews have been asking for this war for decades. He was the one that said yes.
>>62702235oh no not le war :( war is like evil man....
Upon his black steed Smigstrodamus rode,With shades and cigar, a scroll in his hand,His merry Smiggers, a fearsome band,Ready to strike and let their power explode.The oil baron, in his castle strong,Thought he was safe from any foe's attack,But Smigstrodamus knew that he was wrong,And swore that he would never turn his back.With trebuchets and cannons firing loud,The battle raged beneath a smoky cloud,As Smiggers smiggled with expert skill,And all that opposed them suffered ill.The oil baggots fought with all their might,But Smiggers prevailed with all their light,And even the little crudies, they did slaughter,Without mercy, like lambs to the altar.
>>62702245When will AI fix this?
>>62702315you can buy a car for like $3500? that's less than a spark dgx lol wow i would totally buy a car if i were normiecattle
70% FZROX10% FISVX20% FXILXIts literally perfect
>>62702322trvke
>>62702315He's alright but the used car market always goes through ups and downs. Majority of them close shop during major economic downturns by selling everything, firing everyone and reopening on either better or cheaper lots. I remember the great shuffle of used cars, thrift stores, and various other resale vendors during 2008. The best advice i was hearing at the time was go liquid, reinvest into the stock market at the 1 year mark and buy another lot with better inventory once everyone is desperate to sell so the following years you can recoup all of your losses on cheaper commercial real-estate
>>62702327Or I could buy a car for $200 a month for 60 months nows I aint so good at numbars an shit but $200 is a hell of a lot less than $3500 thats finance you know what I'm saying.
>>62702315Nobody wants to buy 20 year old piece of shit Toyota siennas they picked up for 500 bucks at auction what a retarded video and what a stupid looking wigger car salesman
>>62701741we are just warming up for the next correction
>>62702339those cars are for low class goyim that declared bankruptcy and have to take out a 20% interest car loan
>>62702335Shiieeet man finna get me sum 100 fo 600 months mein nigger
>>62702343The guy in the video says he doesn't do in house loans, bank loans but he accepts credit cards. I wonder if he just doesn't know how to do the loan process or if its some sort of repo thing he's worried about. But if he's accepting the credit cards it gives the bank the entire problem to deal with.
>>62702343Yeah I get that but the 3-5k used car price range is filled with infinitely better choices even black single mothers know better now than to go to Fred dursts car lot and test drive his 20 year old sienna. t. bought a 2017 Nissan for 4k 6 months ago
>>62702350>Nissan>4kThrow that shit in the trash anon.
We make a peace deal, and we make Iran pay every US citizen 5,000 USD when republicans sweep the mid terms. Art of the deal.
>>62702349Did you miss the entire 19th century? You had your chance and failed.
>>62702305do you have balls of steel as well?
>>62702353I used to think like you until I realized that if you get the 5spd instead of the garbage cvt that they're actually decent cars.
>>62702359Slow down there Skull Face
>>62702359Our best hope at this point is trying to become white house niggers for the chinks now and hopefully they will keep us as circus monkeys for when they eventually take over the world
>>62702349Nope, violence is wrong, but only white landowning protestant men should have rights. The founding fathers fucked up big time by the first amendment not being no kikes
>>62702364That makes more sense. CVT is OK in Honda with a huge asterisk* on the fact that you need to do oil changes on it every 50k miles. But on Nissan its trash. Reason why Nissan CVT is extra trash is due to the fake shifting which just shreds the metal belts. Same goes with Boxer engines pretty good everywhere else but noticably shitty and shitter to work on in any Subaru. Reason why Subaru is extra shit is because the gaskets and oil distribution is trash in their boxer engines.
>>62702361only on the trades that don't work
idk why i'm even posting this
>>62702370Thats why I drive a nice GM V6
>>62702331hell yeah brother
>>62702331more random crab indexes nicethese kinds of posts have to be from bots right
>>62702375Replace chinese with Israelis and I'm on board.Hi feds. I am joking. We all love our greatest ally! Good luck with your new recruits who have been convicted of bestiality, bet that will be fun to discuss around the office.
>>62702381I am trying to get my parent's to not buy Chrysler/Stellantis products. But instead of them switching to better brands they instead keep working on the shitty Jeep and Dodge truck almost every quater something is broke on them. I can't wait to see this brand seppuku.
I like how the bunny poster gets instantly banned but the fat negress tiddy poster will probably survive in archive forever:D
>>62702386Jeep seems like the worst vehicle. They're always broken. But I guess you can put heckin duckerinos on the dash.
>>62702387staying on topic probably helps
>>62702366No reason SaaS bros are the only ones who can charge for brain services. Human Creativity may cost money in dollars, but as of present grossly undervalued compared to various other types of monkey activities. May be AI proof too which should bid the price up i think. Just feed me and keep my retarded body alive god dammit China or Grumpf whoever pays more
>>62702388Its also cramped and uncomfortable to drive. I can see why people who actually give a shit about off roading have been switching to other brands. I had a buddy crack his engine with light off road work within 5 hours of driving. It was unreal.
>>62702390Because negress tiddies is on topic?Doin a good job there jannies
>>62702390its literally just a giant negress pulling her tits out how the fuck is that more on topic than "kill all nonwhites"
>>62702386Ruined by the italian jews
>>62702379brb, going long in IPHA on crazy leverage
>>62702386when i see some weird jeep thats like a mini suburban i thnk, who the fuck would buy that??
Maybe things will be okay :)
KWAB OIL BAGGOTS
>>62702388My favorite Jeep story is when there was a wildfire here, and as some woman was trying to evacuate, flames closing it, it up and dies. She makes it to another car (pretty sure it was a toyota) and makes it out.Later, the company gifts her a new Jeep. Which of course she accepts. >oh a 1:1 replacement for the car that almost killed me? Yay!
>>62702386you can show them a video from zac rios on youtube thats car related. guy goes through the toks showing people complaining about car related stuff and Chrysler/Stellantis pops up a lot.
>>62702408Zac is fine, but he doesnt put very much effort into his vids. Hes shovelling slop, but its like the slop is strawberry mango flavored, so its not too bad.
>>62702370>50k cvt fluid change intervalpeople should be doing this for every trans type desu>muh Subaru gaskets fixed when they put MLS gaskets in the NA engines 15 years ago >muh oil starvation Crazy this is still an issue but IIRC only matters if you're trackingI liked my Subaru a lot. Obviously pulling an engine to do head gaskets is a lot but engine being longitudinal and compact made most engine bay work incredibly easy.>>62702381kek>>62702386What's wrong with Stellantis yt boy? You hate having fun? Get in yo bitch ass prius Timmy cuz Stacy tryna feel sum power to her rear wheels like God intended financially speaking
im not satisfied with the current level of antisemitism
>>62702412I'm not actually antisemitic, I just really fucking hate Israel
If you have even a cent in a retirement account you're better than DSP./smg/, are you better than DarksydePhil?
>>62702412We shall ramp it up immediately sir
>>62702411I think you can fix the oil starvation with aftermarket parts but then again the use case for doing that means you are messing with more internal parts at that point.
>>62702402topkekMy stepdad bought a wrangler and calls it his apocalypse car. The thing is barely 50k miles and death wobbles on its weekly 35mph paved pilgrimage to Kroger. They are such fragile pieces of shit and the fake bolts everywhere are so trashy. The peak "faux country" vehicle for Carhartt wearing suburbanites.
>>62702402>>62702419the Jeep community is very loyal for whatever reason. my last 3 cars have been Honda's and they've always been good to me, so I've stuck with them.
KIKES
>>62702425O you dun it now
>>62702382Based. 100% equities for life. >>62702384I’m a Fidelity shill? Nope, I just Ignore the noise and keep on auto investing.
>>62702423I should've gone with the accord or hatchback over the standard civic. But i am far too invested in the fact that i haven't had a car payment after 3 years of paying it off(from brand new) If car prices drop my insurance bill will or should drop more. 2014 civic ex. Other thing is i should've learned stick for reliability reasons. hope the CVT doesn't grenade itself. I know its cheap to diy replace it but who the fuck wants to do that.
>>62702384become a boglehead anon, reach enlightenment
Is that all you got, Kevin? A tiny 0.25bps (bitsy penile size units) micro dick hike to show the market how big of a so called man you are? What a joke. The market isn't going to take this seriously.
>>62702433Not having a car payment saves a lot of monthly cash flow. If you shovel that savings into index funds its a massive swing financially. or you could waste it gambling like me.
>>62702439Should've been 1.5% for the memes.
What the hell has happened behind the scenes in Europe in the last 24 hours? Macron has summoned all political leaders due to "the severe deterioration of the international situation", Poland has warned off imminent Russian hybrid attacks, Lithuania is preparing for mass evacuations, Slovakian prime minister has said pan European conflict risk is at its highest, Germany has moved troops to the Baltics, Belarus has moved significant equipment next to the Sulwaki gap with so much equipment moving that there is a There is also a railcard flat shortage which has not happened since the build up in 2021-2022 and 20,000 hospital beds have been opened in Russia near the Baltics. If what i think is about to happen occurs then the rate hike, Ai overspend and hormuz will look like nothing, i am buying US and European defense companies at market open.
>>62702442Russian fighters breached Lithuanian airspace earlier. Not sure if things have escalated beyond NATO fighters scrambling in response.
>>62702442Gov contracts are going to have to double manning and pay. This will reduce unemployment in all countries affect massively. We saw that same shit leading up to the Iraq invasion and with contractors outnumbering active duty troops by 3:1 making crazy money it meant we didn't have to do a draft.My suggestion that isn't really money related is stock up alittle liquid for the next dip and stock up on physical goods for supply shocks/shortages but preppers are crazy so you might not want to go out and do a 2-5 year deep stock of goods. Russians have been doing this the last 2 years to entirely beat inflation. Preppers are starting to run out of toilet paper.
>>62702448Saw that as well, seems like those drones were being guided through Belarusian radio stations. but something much more consequential must have been identified Poland is now saying that Russian is planning a hybrid attack
Are you ready, mumu? Big day today, would be a shame if you didn't sell.
>>62702448Germany also closed the Russian consulate today, Lithuanian elections are soon watching those very closely that may be when a hybrid attack occurs
>>62702235I blame them but I also blame myself. If I stuck to my original investment plans I would have made so much this year.
nvideo computerbros...we're all gonna make it
How do I 5x this by 2030?
>>62702464You’ll end up selling your body behind the credit union.
>>62702464buy European potato futures (not even joking check how much they went up due to the iran war)
>>62702464Copy this guy >>62702463
>>62702464GRRR
>>62702433Stick shift reliability is a bit of a meme. They are very fun to drive tho especially as a daily driver, don't listen to cucks who bitch about muh stop and go traffic but I've changed several clutches and it's been annoying as fuck each time and torque converters don't usually need replacement and valve bodies/solenoids are easy enough to replace usually in a slushbox.Synchros went out in the second transmission in my wife's fiesta and it popped out of first every time you tried to move. Car was a total piece of shit probably the gayest things ford ever made. These are issues you don't get with a cvt. There's no user error with clutch and synchro wear.
>>62702464Buy the bottom. Sell the top.
>>62702468i haven't been here in a month and you are still shilling GRR?
>>62702463Top
>>62702471Till the day it buries me or makes me a gorillionaire.
>>62702464Charge some sucker 250k/yr after taxes to do some total bullshit
>>62702469Thanks i really wouldn't consider myself a true /o/ user anyways. I at the minimum just do basic maintenance on it when the time requires it. Speaking of which by age alone it's time to flush/refill coolant and empty refill brake fluid. At this point i want to keep my shitty car forever. If the CVT shits itself then i will go through the effort of replacing it.
>>62702313Kek this one got me
>>62702325Oil barons shall have the last laugh smiglord
>>62702487thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWHEqe7gGzY
>>62702494https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qTOBvGzurxA&list=RDqTOBvGzurxA&start_radio=1&pp=ygUTQnVzaCB3YXMgcmlnaHQgc29uZ6AHAQ%3D%3D&ra=m
>THE AI FEAR IS REALhttps://youtu.be/puUklBMu6bo?si=FhC47_kp7YsnnNfx
my credit card is about to expire and i haven't gotten the new one yet
>>62702507>debt
im full port on cyber security, CRWD and PANW
:stopjews:
>>62702510I don't carry a balance, so at worst I'm in debt for 30 days
>>62702510>he doesn't have a $0 annual fee credit card>he doesn't use it in place of a debit card (buyer protection)>he doesn't use it on every transaction to get 1-3% cashback rewards>he doesn't immediately pay it backI don't know what you're smoking, because I like having a 3% discount on all the shit I'd be buying anyways.
>>62702480Cvt hate is so overblown desu your car will be fine. People act like the technology isn't old as fuck.I like you're waifu >>62702484Thanks anon
>>62702514I was paying off my apartment with my credit card since they didn't charge less for doing so. Juicy 1.5% cash back and massive bump for my credit score. The building managers warned me not to go overboard since alot of people were missing payments due to covid.
>>62702521you should look into bilt credit cards
>>62702524Holy shit you can make mortgage payments with it?
>>62702464>30% in chipsAI robotics etc >30% in spaceNASA or WARP or that cathy wood space ETF, WARP if you want less risk. there will be another race again soon against china and this time it will be control of the moon, the reason behind trumps latest moon tweet (to introduce the public to this idea) also https://spacenews.com/from-a-farside-first-to-cislunar-dominance-china-appears-to-want-to-establish-space-economic-zone-worth-trillions/ >20% in energy just buy BE like nancy and the rest split between nuclear/critical minerals/rare earths like MP and just some general uranium ETF/nuclear shitthank me later
>>62702525it's apparently the new hotness right now since card rewards have been stagnant. i'm not in that game but i did some research recently to make sure my 2% on everything wasn't doing me wrong.
>>62702524big ups, never heard of this.
>>62702527Imma have to read some real fine print and see if my lender will take it. I really want cash rewards from it.
>>62702417thank you
>Oil prices fall as Saudi supply hopes outweigh fresh Houthi strikes>Still, reports that Saudi Arabia has found alternative ways to deliver some crude shipments to Asian buyers via Oman have helped ease fears of a more severe supply disruption from the closure of a key pipeline after Houthi attacks on it.Those "reports" were based on the words of the US energy secretary who's a proven liar by the way. God the oil market is so fucking stupid.
>>62702531>>62702527>>62702525Just be cautious for what people consider to be cash advances.If your transaction is considered a cash advance (say to fund an investing account), they usually ding the interest amount instantly
>>62702524how the fuck does bilt work? they must add a fee on top to give you the cashback/rewards
>>62702484>>62702313the faces are so fucking spot on
will markets react to the imminent Japan rate hike?
>>62702510>free 30 day loan that pays youI don't see how this is a bad thing.
>>62702531They've been shilled heavily lately. Apparently there's no catch... but I'm still wary. I have to pay my rent through the Bilt portal, though I don't have a card with them (I use my bank account directly). It's a bit unclear how they make money, let alone pay out their rewards, so I'm a bit concerned the whole thing will just collapse. There was a hack a while back where you need 2 transactions to get rewards or something, so people would pay their entire rent (which they were going to pay anyway) and then buy 2 bananas for massive cashback or rewards.
>>62702527>20% down>3% cash back max>SBLOC to pay statement>mortgage recastis this the new meta?
>>62702543There probably is a catch i remember hearing about some people getting boned on independent banks with high interest rates for savings accounts.
looks like the strait is closed until 2028. what's the play?
>>62702543I am aware of Bilt but I won't get one. I simply refuse to put my rent on a credit card.
>>62702552open up the gayssimple as
>>62702558so GRND? is there a 3x yet?
Smigger poster has unrivaled autism holy shit
Is it true that Space Force took down a Chinese satellite spying on US bases in the middle east?
I love my dad so much bros. my friends dad just died and I'm so worried about losing mine. he's such a good guy
>>62702525Not worth it unless you will put ALL your spending on bilt cards, and the other reward categories are lackluster. You can’t get actual cash back either its just “””rewards”””
>>62702569I don't want to lose my mom
When is AI gonna finally make all the same stuff different and all the different stuff the same
Anyone here have success with swing trading? Specifically in the style of qullamaggie?I lost 1k trying out his breakout strat rip but that's because I'm shit at entries I think.I've heard people have been having more success with Episodic Pivots in the current market so I might switch to learning those first.
Yeah I'm sure tomorrow will be fine.>>62702578Depends on what you define success. I've made a lot of money then got greedy and lost it all multiple times. Its all about self control when you see your gains sky rocket or drop, you essentially have to fight human nature and rationality
henlo kevin
>>62702474This. It's what I do.
>>62702578i've booked over 100k trading this year and all i'm using is vibes, i started trading last april. i'm not trying to say i'm an expert or anything but you should not bite off more than you can chew and you should keep it simple, go long on something that's in a bull market, i mostly trade soxl and labu and occasionally indices and mstr, buy dips and sell rips. it's mostly pattern recognition and vibes. i didn't use any strategies, didn't know any ta, don't use indicators and i do not do ANY math or read news. i'm not saying those can't help you but imagine trying to do calculus when you're barely learning how to count to ten, it doesn't matter how smart you are it's going to confuse you, 90% of it is learning to feel the market and know it's mood and there's no book for that. mean reversion is unironically a high probability good and smart trade. do not listen to anyone seething about stupid traders or "retail" or mocking trades, find a bull market and buy the dips.
Do you need any more proof that the stock market is built to not crash now?
>>62702578You won't be a successful trader longterm unless you have tight control on your risk management and trade psychology.I'm sure >>62702596 can attest to that
>>62701741If all of my money is in solar stocks, silver, and photonics... Will I be making money on friday???
>>62702596based
>>62702379I appreciate you nonetheless
>>62702596>all i'm using is vibesLet me guess, you go long 98% of the time?
>>62702618yes because it's an excellent insurance policy because at the end of the day we're trading businesses that grow and compound so if i'm wrong i can just let time fix things. also it's what i like to do, i have a better feel for when the market will go up then go down. i'm making enough profits off of it to live well. pablo sandoval made a great career out of only swinging at balls in the dirt. i do what works for me.
>>62702627I honestly can't tell if you're joking or not.
JUST IN: There is a 62% chance the Fed hikes again this year, per Polymarket.com.Even after raising rates for the first time in 3 years, the market thinks the Fed isn't done yet
>>62702629i'm not. i guess i should say i'm also trying to make babe proud of me and make enough to pay for her therapy bills which are going to be very substantial, so i have a positive motivator. i notice people that like to short are usually negatively charged emotionally.
>>62702635[spoiler]It's not[/spoiler][spoiler]And it will pump again[/spoiler]
>>62702618if you long and you're wrong, you can wait till the pain is goneliterally never lose if you buy SHARES
I need to turn 20k into 200k in the next month! I'm using the money to buy a watch and flex on this jew boy by my house and cuck him in front of his family.Give me your tickers?
>>62702641CTNT
Chat, is this real?https://youtu.be/YtJdb4mOPOE?si
>>62702319It was priced in retard, with a 90% chance of a rate hike. You need to pay attention
>>62702573I hope you have wonderful time with your mom anon
>>62702596My problem is that I never take profits. That’s my number 1 issue.
>>62702596This guy's a bitch. Swing trade spy 0dtes all day every fucking day
>>62702652>priced in>everything is going straight upwhat did he mean by this
>>62702662even better - buy 1DTEs at close when oversold then sell at the open
>>62702313my god
>>62702379marketing do be like that
>>62702442Xi died, didn't you see yesterday's SMG?As I have explained, DO NOT BUY BEFORE YOM KIPPUR
>futures
I"M HERE TO GET HIGH ON POTENUSE
>>62702534I bet you are smarter, baggie kek
>>62702448Russia can't even do anything to Ukraine, let alone lunch and all out attack against NATO
>>62702710>I'M HERE TO GET HIGH ON POTENUSE
>>62702649god i wish i could kill iranian mudslimes, must be such a fulfilling job
Remember when I told you to buy the dip? Yeah, you should have bought the dip.
so when is INTC going back down does anyone know
openai hacked with anthropic agents, bullish on cyber security maybe
>>62702668>buy 1DTEs at close when oversoldcalls? How far OTM, how large?
>>62702379>idk why i'm even posting thisI demand this every thread. I need this goddamit, dont do this to me.
>>62702379please keep posting tybb
love how the whole market is pretending oil doesn't exist, literally nothing is ever priced in, the market has perpetual Alzheimer's and only remembers the most recent news, the second there's more breaking news about middle east bullshit oil is gonna rip and we're back to a week ago.
>>62702448Shit like that happened during the Cold War.
>>62702442The more Russia bluffs and pokes, the more weapons we simply send to Ukraine.It's that easy.Honesty is our strength and their greatest weakness.
>>62702759>love how the whole market is pretending oil doesn't exist, literally nothing is ever priced in, the market has perpetual Alzheimer's and only remembers the most recent news, the second there's more breaking news about middle east bullshit oil is gonna rip and we're back to a week ago.Yeah, nah, sorry buddy. If you haven't noticed the whole Ukraine-Russia thing is on the back burner now that Europe needs their oil and ole Donny boy gave them an out.On the middle east front it looks like we'll probably get some agreements to start drone striking houthis again which will be kino.And then we finish up with Xi Jinping coming to Washington after nearly dying of food poisoning in India, who will probably be happy to just give up on this whole BRICS nonsense now that he just shit his brains out after some bad street food.We'll see $60 oil before $120 oil again. Life is good.
>>62702739>cyber securityyou do realize that no longer exists, right?
>>62702722>>62702766The plan isn't to launch a all out attack against NATO this is the major thing that the general public does not understand. Russia needs to mobilize against Ukraine in order to win, to do this he needs to either be at war as Russian law requires or have a threat large enough to justify going around it and since they are not technically at war with Ukraine they need to go for the latter. Putin tried to partially mobilize late 2022 after the Kharkiv counter offensive and it caused mass civil unrest so if Putin launches a limited incursion/ hybrid attack on NATO and NATO responds Putin can then say that they are now at war with the west and mobilize and then send those troops to Ukraine whilst ideally removing the public resistance faced in 2022 due to triggering a rally around the flag effect. so no its not crazy at all and is probably going to occur due to that which is why you need to buy the dip like crazy if it does happen and the market starts pricing in world war 3 because that is not what russia intends and it knows it would lose against NATO. TLDR if it happens it could cause the mother of all dips which you should buy the shit out off like it was april 2025
>>62702773This but literally the exact opposite. Freak out and panic sell everything.
>>62702442huh??
I'm still not sure why today was risk-on
>>62702781yeah what a retarded plan that woukd be kek. Pooptin is fucked, he will die like Mussolini
>>62702773>whole market is pretending oil doesn't existSon the future is propane and propane accessories. Oil is for losers and slack jaw faggots. Real men use gas. Clean, plentiful, cheap gas.
Insider here, Trump manufactured the war for the jews so retarded permabears scared everyone out of their stocks while they buy the dip before the generational bull run continious. If you don't want to be dumb money just hold your shit and buy the dip
>>62702789just to clarify i am not pro Russian nor do i think Russia will win even if they mobilize, but this is just the observable reality at the moment
>>62702791In Spain propane cars were very popular for some years before the gay electric wave started. They are probably the cheapest transport cars in the world
>>62702796I am not accussing you of anything anon, I am just stating that plan seems stupid as fuck
>>62702793oh oh oh oh, this guy
>>62702743Yeah calls. Sizing and how OTM is up to you. I treat the total premium paid as my risk so I pick the strike around that. Should be profitable as long as price rebounds overnight.
>>62702794Generational top signal
>>62702798it isn't really, would NATO be willing to go to war with Russia over a small incursion/ a couple of drones hitting strategic targets? Russia just wants them to bomb the launch sites or some limited targets then use that as the justification to mobilize, Russia needs to mobilize if it wants to win and Putin needs to win and this is the only realistic way
>>62702722>Russia can't even do anything to UkraineLook at it from Putin's perspective. He launched an invasion thinking it would take three days, he was wrong. His army and commanders were incompetent and they were getting their ass handed to them. Old equipment, old tactics, poorly trained and equiped, money for equipment stolen. Typical Russian style. But Putin being Russian does not value Russian life, he just keep sending wave after wave to drain the ammo from NATO and its working. Russians getting blowed up real good is using NATO ammo faster than NATO can replace it, and Putin has a few million more men to throw at Ukriane to drain the rest of the ammo. Daily Russians dont take even though they are getting droned every day. Putin knows if he actually attacks NATO they will respond so he wants to drain as much of their ammo as possible before he does. China and Iran are happy to watch Russian deplete NATO stockpiles and Iran destroyed many if not all of the billion dollar early warning radar systems US deployed for Iran and Russia. All China as to do it keep low key helping Russia and Iran and the US will no longe be able to threaten China or stop China from slowly taking Taiwan
>>62702804>Russia needs to mobilizeyes but he could get hanged like a pig if he tried to do that in the big ethnic russian cities, so far he has mostly mobilized turkish and mongolian minorities and he is throwing his entire economy down the drain>>62702807you reporpuse one of VW's old factories into building ammo and the problem is solved in 2 weeks
Lublin and Rzeszow airports have had flights suspended again this is the 3rd time in the past 24 hours, this is a major risk off event that is building and has not been priced in
>>62702814I guess I should buy up Polish shit when the dip arrives
Rape every bear.
>>62702819I can imagine if this does occur wall street is going to instantly jump to the world war 3 narrative (as will retail) and algos will get caught up in the selling. we could see a one day 7-10% drop depending on the day it occurs and how long any strikes against Russia last, i imagine it being a one day event at most.
>>62702813Putin beat Ukraine and NATO. Let that sink in
>>62702814There were a bunch of sonic booms spooking civilians over the central part of Poland yesterday. They keep sending fighters to the east border to shoot down stray drones flying in from western Ukraine.
>>62702832Two more weeks bro
>>62702835Sounds like some guile is involved
>>62702826(Its Monday, don't tell the 'yim)
>>62702852why do you keep posting this
>>62702861because that monkey is all of us right now >>62702857thank g*d there is another one here
>>62702861because i bought 1dte puts last night with my remaining money
GOOG is giga up again (in PM/EU market). I'm 4,4% up on it already despite timing it like ass.
>>62702635the fed funds futures implied probabilities say, for the december meeting, 12% chance of maintaining the current rate, 48% chance for another hike and a 40% chance for a double rate hike/50 bepis hike (on top of the rate hike 2 days ago). we are going back to 4.5%
>>62702862>>62702863lul
Hikebros, I'm ready to go outside and enjoy nature...>futas
>USA pulls out of NATO while announcing an alliance with Russia>Russia invades Poland/Europe while USA invades Canada>start of a 1000 year Russo-America ReichVGH IMAGINE
What the fuck was that? Intervention?
>>62702861Maybe he is a Brazilian stock broker...
>>62702878no thanks
>>62702878>have a nigger problem>absorbing 140 million new white niggersSounds like an absolute deal desu.
>>62702878Why would any republican president ever want to do this? If Canada was part of the US, there would never be another president that wasn't a far left democrat. He'd be fast tracking the exact thing he was trying to prevent by stopping mass immigration from Mexico. In fact, probably worse because Mexicans are culturally actually quite conservative and not nearly as homogenous of a voting block as Canadians would be.
>>62702864They are cracking RSI
I think trump is opting for the protoss option of throwing 40k nukes on Iran like tucker Carlson said instead of the much cheaper and redneck satisfying Zerg option of landing millions of marines on the Strait and storming it.
>>62702880Military intervention in the bond market
>>62702906Yeah H4 looks like it's about to start dumping.
>>62702635Housing prices will go down.All those middle class people who own a house and nothing else will have nothing
>>62702919I feel like this will just make houses even more costly. Unless there are massive layoffs.
Bear status?
>>62702923all the bears, they're all dead
>>62702923Bobo raped in the anus. But mumu getting too cocky.
Casual Finance is an absolute genius. If you do not follow him you should. Great insight in the market.
>>62702929As a permabull who has a bit of extra cash to put into the market, I was actually kind of hoping for a nice september correction. I'm very disappointed with the bears. They were getting me all excited for nothing.
>tards on X all thinking gold/silver going to $3800/$48 and then lower because of rate hikes, so they sold everything last week and early this week to buy lower in a few weeks or months>gold and silver pumping insteadAll they had to do was do nothing. Just relax, sit and wait. They're going to experience extreme pain now instead. This next move is going to completely lock them out.
>>62702949Your best idea is a rock? Rocks that lost 99% value against houses in the last 50 years???
>>62702949trying to predict long term commodity prices using T(r)A(nny) logic is so fucking funny lmfaoit's like trying to weigh a feather by measuring its shadow at midnight, so retarded
>>62702951There's a time for cardboard and gyp-rock shacks, and a time for golden stacks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVOJla2vYx8
>already over 100m volare you gonna miss todays train to valhalla?
>>62702980Why moon sar?
>>62702982they yoink'd a company + oversold
Gonna gamble on today's Amica earnings I think. Shit's close to a 52 week low as well. Sold my Nokia near today's 1H top so I have funds to do it with. Do with this information what you will
>>62702989Thank you for you attention in this matter!
>option expiration >all my written puts expire out of the money thanks for the money market maker
>>627025103% cashback is free money you dipshit, there's no annual fee and I have never paid on interest. Credit cards are amazing, you don't know what you're talking about.
>>62702923still green and hairy
>>62702923Not a bear, but I'm just going to keep loading up on SNDQ. I don't know why, but people refuse to bring this specific sector back to all time peaks. If SNDK doesn't get smashed down from $1600, it'll get nuked at $1800.
Final warning. These three are coming to a stock exchange near you TODAY.
>>62703032Good idea. I think everyone here should be shorting SanDisk.
>>62703055DCA'ing. This nothing MIGHT bright it back to $1800.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHSAVE ME OIL BAGGOTSI WAS WRONG TO MOCK YOU
Klarnabros? We might not have bounced but we are also not dumping past 14. Surely this means we have the bottom and in due time we'll be, as the jeets would put it, redeemed.
>>62703064Trust the plan, brother.We will all be redeemed.
>>62703064Accum/dist looks like someone got pissed off this week and just dumped his bags.
just 2 more weeks falung gong sisters
>>62702442the idea that russia will invade nato is just absurdeven assuming the us did nothing to help, no air support, no intelligence, and no materiel, europe would still utterly btfo russiathis is the same backwards shithole that has failed to invade ukraine for years now and china would immediately backstab them to sieze manchuria and central asiai would sooner believe europe wanted to invade russia but these cretibs would never have the balls and europe has no desire for it eitherit's just theater
>Yen back to crashingDo another intervention.
>>62703064My investment horizon was buy now get payed latter.
Are you ready for the redditor massive roping day once the antireddit portfolio liquidates all these losers yet again?
>>62703102reddit loves tesla tho
>>62703113Not since Elon became le hecking evil nazi though.
Reminder
>>62703102I mean, just because you have negative feelings towards a company doesn't mean that you are willing to bet against them. Isn't r/investing mostly bogleheads who are invested in the S&P500 or some all-word ETF, where many of these companies are the top positions?
>>62703137idk they were preaching the end of META and how retarded Masayoshi Son was and they have been the best investments of my life
>>62703136These smiggers would be very upset if they could read.
Fhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YyBvzCilr4
>>62703141>Meta>the best investments of my lifeHow? Did you buy back in 2022? I've been buying Meta shares since the Liberation Day crash last year and I'm barely up 10% on them. Horrible performance over the past 2 years. I do still like it as a long term hold, but it's been far from one of my best investments of my life.
>>62701741Is everyone having a a fantastic financial day?It's just the right day to sell a little.Maybe even a lot!Life is too short to waste on such wild financial times! Have a great weekend!
It's Friday, it's been a week, I've been promised it would be repaired in a week
>>62703156
>>62703156oh shit it's friday no wonder trump is threatening to put boots on the ground, and of course he'll taco by sunday night, i can't believe we have another two years of this clown show
>>62703156I was promised the economy would collapse in 2 weeks a year ago. It keeps hitting ATHs instead.
>>62703147Fuck you I thought he died. Although him stepping down is kinda sad too. People like him degrade real quick once they retire and rotmaxx.
My GOOGL is pumping while my CVX is fucking crashing. I also need a cheap entry (<940) to MU. A major happening should happen RIGHT NOW. /smg/bros, please give me some good news.
>>62703149i did ok on meta i think i bought it after it crashed when apple introduced some new anti-tracking shit that was supposed to kill metas ad revenue, well instagram still shows me ads on ios based on what i browsed on my macbook with safari so obviously whatever apple did didn't stop shit for tracking lol but eventually i sold meta off cuz despite them adding that dinky dividend it just wasn't going anywhere
>>62703164Funny thing is, he didn't seem to spend any of his money and was/is still frugal maxxing.
>>62703149I bought when it was at 140 USD when reddit said the company was dead
>>62702401You are one of the worst posters here
>>62703168he probably thinks of spending money as investing into and growing companies he believes in not buying a $100k car
>>62703168i mean there was a while in the 2000s i think when he was the richest man after edging out gates, he doesn't really need to buy a bunch of corny shit to show off, you can't buy richest man designation u can only earn it through efficient capital allocation
>>62703162market isn't economy thoughbeit
Inverse reddit==guaranteed gains
>>62703174I am one of the only posters here, look around you smigger there's no one here. Only Jeets, Jannies & the Faggler. Face it, we lost. Its so over. /smg/ is dead, and we have killed it.
>>62702980I thought buying cunt was illegal
>>62703186you're thinking of cunny
>>62703182I would say a big reduction of useres happened when thwy introduced email verification back then for the whole board for months and now many pwople nwvee came back, for what? Yea why should they comw back at this point
NIGGERS
>>62703192What's the alternative though?
>>62703182I'll take dead stuff long as the sun is still up. Guess there's no Young Whatever of America meeting to be up early for on Fridays either. Thirsty Thursdays over by 8:30am gn loveliesStocks are up a little whats up with that shouldn't all things like seek the mean and be down cuz they were up and stuff
>>62703192Sharty taking down 4chan and the new captcha's have killed the momentum of /smg/ threads. FOMC days used to be biblical now its just another thread.I hope everyone takes profits, its going to be a very ugly October. Even if he TACO's next week when he visits the Gulf States.
>>62703194reddit and twitter
>>62703190That's legal too, but it has to be chinesehttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/CNY/
I for one have no issue with talking to bots. After all it's this place that calls "normal people" NPCs, so what's the difference.
>>62703198New captcha is much better than the previous. Might be a bit more annoying at first, but after 10-20 posts it drops to 1 easy puzzle instead of 3 hard ones. Board was probably full of pakis and jeets. And bots.
>>62703198nucaptcha is pretty good thoit's not quite legacy captcha but it is infinitely better than joogle captchai prefer slightly slower 4chan you do get better posts
GOOGsaars you holding? This shit looks unsustainable, the witches are making me nervous.
What is the happening 2 and half hours before market open?Robinhood options trade open?Retail traders moving the market now, isn't it.
>>62703203>3 hard ones.>∆ ∆ o>which is not like the others?
>>62703202I had a fantastic time asking skubgpt very important questions last night. I'll still be thinking about them, but that's my problem I guess
>METANever bet against that jew
>>62703210The only time I've ever overtly enjoyer using ai was when I asked it to explain something to me like Chris Moltisanti explains shit to Tony Soprano.It was funny
>>62703209First ones for a new device are some tubes and lines, 3-4 of them showing up on each picture and you have to pick the picture that contains a specific shape. You can see it when making a new thread.
mbappe signs for on instead of nike lol another el for nike lol
>>62703226i have no idea who mbappe is i assume some soccer dickhead
>>62703228He is a dumb niggr
anyone else worried about upcoming 24/7 trading?I feel like things are gonna get weird
>>62703231>upcoming 24/7 tradingGo back to bed, schizo/habitual liar
>>62703231VOO and chill, it is so fucking simple
>>62703231What would worry you? Unseen intentionally dishonest behavior? Is that bad for stocks?
Nu>>62703235>>62703235>>62703235Nu
>>62703231Whatever kills the pre and after market jewery is good for me
>>62703231No AM/PM shenanigans is good for retail investors. Imagine having stoplosses that work all the time.
kek futures
>>62703222you mean where it's a series of 3x3 dots with 2 dots missing and you have to pick out what it tells you?you're right that is so hard i use an ai assistant to complete it
