Smartphones fucked everything. You wouldn’t believe the amount of big titty MILFs out of my league that I face fucked and fucked and came all over circa 2010. All you had to do was put like 20 mins of effort in a week sitting down at your desktop and pay maybe $15.99/month and the world was your oyster. Now that’s impossible. You have to do the sugar baby thing.Even Tinder in the early days was a fucking goldmine. I was driving cross country once and swiping right on every chick to get a bite. I’d get a lot of matches, but I get this 9/10 country dime in Joplin, Mo. Problem was when you matched while driving it would be like an hour after you passed them. So I’m in like Tulsa, OK when I match with her and I’m like are you down to bang? Cuz I have to drive back now. She’s like sure cuz she probably has nothing better to do in a country town…but as I’m driving back I’m like FUCK…>profile pic is from 2 years earlier when i was looking really good>currently 20 pounds heavier and let myself go some>not terrible but certifiably chuddish>what if she slams the door in my face?>I carry on tho>knock on door>she opens it>immediately starts making out with me at the threshold>5 mins later she’s blowing me>5 mins after that we are on her floor banging>5 mins in I cum all over her face>2 mins later I’m out the door and on my way.>very next day an F5 tornado destroys the entire city
>>62702378based , she lived fast and so did u
>>62702378>things that never happened
>>62702503It's more true than you or I wanna admit
>>62702378Seen this one before. Get new material.
i really hope this is true anon
