why didn't you take the CPA pill?
>>62703361Because telling women you’re a CPA is somehow worse than telling them you’re homeless. I honestly have to lie and tell them shit like “I work in Mergers and Acquisitions and I’m in your city because the bank and our company is closing a huge deal that I’m leading” when in reality I’m in there city for some gay ass tax conference where fat boomers talk about ASUs and shuffle to the casino promptly after the speakers wrap up for the day, everyday
>>62703398if you're attending tax conferences you're likely making $200k if not more.
My wife did it and she hates it
No one is hiring for entry level assistant bookkeeper positions, accounting offices wouldn't even let me be 'printer guy' so I dropped out of my master's program years ago.Why does this website just constantly have the most dogshit advice from retards who think a degree will magically solve your problems and get you a job. No one hires except women.
>>62703402No. not really, companies will just send you if you ask them to you mongoloid. I make $125k
>>62703361need a master's degree to take the exam here in PAalready wasted enough time/money for college
>>62703415>No. not really, companies will just send you if you ask them to you mongoloid. I make $125ki make $155k. what the hell are you doing with your life?
>>62703417i live in PA and am licensed in PA. i'm pretty sure you're wrong.
>>62703361Self-employed CPA here with 250-300 clients. No complaints thus far, you need to get it and go into practice for yourself if you want to make a lot of money.Corporate accounting doesn't give a shit about your cert, and I was stuck reporting to people without one which was gayer. And then you have larger public accounting firms not Big4 and all the partners there want to sell out to PE. If you go my route it sucks ass, but I have grown a lot more doing my own thing than I ever did working for someone else.
>>62703652i'm interested in tax but i've never worked in tax. what is your main focus, 1040s or business returns?
>>62703414Have you gotten employed doing anything? Maybe you just uniquely suck and people hate you and you give off bad vibes and people despise you and plot organized gang stalking and harassment campaigns?
>>62703361My gf is a CPA. The test sound hard and I'm bad at math
>>62703417No you don't >>62703425You need a certain amount of credits and like letters of recommendation from CPAs or something. You can just do coworkers or teachers you had