>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62704144
NIGGERS
You broke up the Ding Ding Man. God I detest these moments. Especially on expiry days, let alone witchings.
I TOLD YOU NIGGERSI TOLD YOU TO FUCKING BUY SPY CALLS AND NOT BET AGAINST A JEW HOLIDAYSNOW LOOK, THEYRE FUCKING LOADING UP WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN TO ME
Are semis finally coming back? Will MU be the next leg catalyst?
>>62704958>+0.1%
I bought btcoin sort ofthe ETF NCIQit's bitcoin, ethereum, solana, and other crypto shit,like 8 different crypto coins or something.I got in on it when bitcon was at 60k, and now I'm up 30%. I bought the bottom.Only 3% of my portolio, though. It still kept my portfolio well into the green today. I'm up like 80 bips today, with half of that being my crypto ETF
>>62705003+0.03%Not buying till Yom Kippur
What's this pattern called?
>>62705006Yom Kippur is priced in now
>>62705003>>>62704958 >Ups 0.48%But at what cost.
>>62705009The bull trap.
>after hourswtfwt?!?!
>>62705009Bort getting Neganed
>>62705009I'm replying to myself, but we can call it the Batman.
this week felt like a total disaster but apparently I'm up 12000 SEK
>>62705009manipulation, obviously rugging shorts to get better fill since its going to 3k. anyone shorting anything AI/semi/memory related really needs to rethink their strategy.the free market cant compete and win a tech race against a state sponsored market and the US knows this. trump is making it clear what hes putting money into and yet you guys keep shorting those stocks
>SNDK RSI of 81>MU RSI of 84Uh... Guys... Don't buy? What will happen when RSI reaches 100?
>>62705017Spent the entire last thread explaining how it was coordinated. But dumb niggers on smg can't accept that their gay male astrology charts don't factor in jew holidays or micro dips that aren't flash crashes and are indicators of what jews are preparing for. I literally fucking called it>>62704279
>>62704958+0.53%
>>62705030On what fucking timescale? They're not even close to 80 on the daily or the 4 hour.
>>62705006Bullish, I recommend he suck deez nutz, fuck newscum
Dividends. Are. Not. Free. Money.Get it through your thick fucking heads.Every penny you get in dividend yields costs you that much plus some in total return.
>>62705038Are you being serious right now?
interesting SKHY last minute green candle, biggest since IPO opening...
What happened to the guy shilling GRRR? Is he still buying more?
>>62705053He's probably on his yacht for the weekend that he got with his GRSD (formerly GAMB) long term gains
why didnt raising interest rates 0.025% crash the market like bobo predicted?
>>62705046>reinvests divvieFeel stupid now don't ya?
>>62705053probably killed himselfthey can only keep up with shilling so longeventually they can't cope with the losses
>>62705051*volume not candle
>>62705058Inflation is not hot, just lukewarm. Turns out 2022/2023 was worse solely because we had a literal glowie faggot ruining transportation and supply chains.
>>62705059Including reinvesting all dividends, the total return of dividend companies get blown the absolute fuck out. I very specifically saidtotal return. Total return includes reinvestment.but this is a dividend investor that doesn't understand the difference between total return and stock price.
>>62705051NVDA's last 1 minute candle had a bigger volume than any 2 hour candle in the last 3 months, a bunch of stocks are like this. Witching hour.
>when you live too long in crusader kings and your heir sucks
>>62705058It'll happen when we least expect it.
>>62705078He heard his dad say, "Buy Coca-Cola," and ended up going to the grocery store.
>>62705075very oddmaybe "they" decided it's time to end the war over the weekend
>>62705060fuck its truestocks really dont pay
I am still losing money on SNXX>anon has almost broken even editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62705034Kek
I can't help getting some dividends, thoughwhat I do with them, I invest my pittance of dividends into MQQQ which is a 2x QQQ fund.my combined yield is less than 1% though. It's not much money. Like $2000 every year from dividends, but those go straight into a leveraged fund. If I'm going to get yield, I may as well put it to work.
Why does everyone post ai pepes and not food on head pepes
>>62705110I'm tempted to go into MAIN and O since divy fags never shut up about them.
>>62705120lolyes, this performance includes reinvesting dividends
>>62705027banks keep telling you to buy AI stocks while they sell you AI stocks.really jogs the noggin. you are financing the buildout retard. no refunds while it crabs down for the next 5 years or whatever
>>62705118>no one posts food on head pepes>no one posts sh0eonhead waifuHave we lost our way?
>>62705030We go to 200, the moon, and beyond.Really though, it's gonna dump next week so insiders get cheap calls for earnings the week after.
>>62705053he ran out of izzat and died
>>62705129>compare thing near all time high to thing at 52 week lowthis is the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life
>>62705151>>62705129Looks like real estate performed well until interest rates stopped being zero.
>>62705156>>62705151>>62705129I still don't understand what this other one does but its beating spy and they don't seem to care that rates went up.
>>62705156O is always a dogshit buy until it isn't. Its starting to be priced really attractively now desu. it will be yielding 6%+ with 30% upside. better than buying VOO during an energy crisis imo. even Michael burry said this week that the housing market is stable/wont be the source of any crash
>>62705151and you don't know what CAGR means either.
>>62705087were things not odd for the other 359 minutes I wasn't watching
dividend investors are truly the dumbest people in investingspell it out for you and you still don't seem to understand
Realized 9k in profits this week and I couldn't bring myself to order a pizza for $25. I just bought one from Aldi for $6 that I'll bake myself at home.
>that SOXL closeOh yes, we are going back to 150.
>>62705053>GRRRDang, that chart looks like ASS. Hope he's okay.
AMD AMDIT BE DOINSUM SUM
>>62705118planets aren't a food what is this nonsense
>>62705163Apparently the whole NNN commercial industry is a bit of an oversight. Where traditional banks are regulated from being able to provide capital like they usually would. So right now its just O and a few other reits just slowly consuming the entire industry of commercial real estate
Explain to me how the stock market is at an all time high under these conditions
>>62705182dividend yielding companies are the only non trans companies desu. the market is becoming increasingly trans to the point that speculating on absolute dogshit based on forward hopium is the rage with retarded faggots. usually doesn't end well for said tranny faggots
>>62705203because 'murka, that's why
>>62705203They discovered a loophole in the algos shooting everything up whenever oil goes down. I feel like we're rubberbanding up only thanks to that.
>>62705183>Not buying the ingredients at the best bang for buck grocery store and making your own on a pizza stone or in a pizza oven Think long term, how many pizzas will you want to eat in the next year for example?
>>62705203uhh well when you triple the money supply in 3 years how could it not be?
>>62705203its literally all QE. they just keep printing money. very bullish. its hilarious they give a stern talk about inflation goals and then they just go nigger print trillions of dollars right after the meeting ends.
>>62705203A bubble needs to be a bubble in order to pop
>>62705203because it will cost MORE money when the market is going down therefore it has to keep going up. which means people who arent invested in any assets are getting ass fucked beyond
SMG meetup when?pic hopefully related
>https://www.thestreet.com/crypto/markets/trader-bets-millions-against-s-p-500-gets-wiped-out-in-secondsYowza
>>62705237why would you long the dollar in historic inflation?
Something new I learned today, neat
>>62705237he'll get some kind of hypethetical digital compensation in the settlement I'm sure
>>62705203Every market is at an all time high, until it isn't.
>>62705203If it wasn't for "those conditions", it'd be way higher
>>62705237>Put money on something called hyperliquid>Get liquidated
Is ww3 bullish or bearish for the US stock market?
>>62705203slightly elevated oil and inflation is one notch above a nothingburger. it had an immediate impact and got priced in
Even houthis, like Trump wait for market close
>>62705268Osint613 used to make a point of observing Shabbat, what happened to him? Has he got so succesful that he can hire non-jewish staff to cover the weekend?
>>62705268yay cheapies
>>62705268Seems like we're in for another red Monday if oil infra is hit
>>62705255>>62705237Who even loses money?Me? I'm an exit liquidity provider with a deferred capital gains tax harvesting strategy, partnered with international and multibillion dollar companies
>>62705268Stand up and fight for our oil calls! We are not surrendering these premiums.
>>62705245thats pretty cool!
>>62705203Foreign net inflows have been being gradually chaning from US bonds to US stocks for about two months now
i'm totally brainfucked now, the last 4 months of pumps and rugpulls has made it so i can't buy anything, it's so fucking over for me if we start retard blasting to ATH, not to mention rate hikes are actually good now, especially when Japan does it because the yen carry trade is whatever, and oil doesn't matter anymore because it just doesn't ok, seeing SKHY just chug straight up for hours and SNDK/SOXL god bar at the end there enfuriated me ngl
Trump is based
>>62705295straight up just buy every day at 3pm
WE HAVE GREENLAND
There's two ways I see AI hardware going now, after the absolute carnage 2 months ago we're now in a crabbing range where "timing the bottoms and tops" has become easysauce. This usually means a breakout is soon, since it didn't break down.There will either be a continued gain for MU and the others next week, or another dip and then a run up to the earnings the subsequent week. I don't know if SNDK will stop sucking dicks and hit the ATH again but it'll do something! As will Marvell superheroes and the others like AMD.
>>62705030>>62705049>so punished for so long it's not allowed to EVER get back to ATHBearishORIt will go back to ATH in 2 weeks and the RSI will be over 90, at which point it will have another selloff like it did in March.
>>62705308>I don't know if SNDK will stop sucking dicks and hit the ATH againIt will guaranteed; the second I sell the last of my SNXX, and not one moment sooner.
>>62705194why does it have a tiny mouth inside its mouth
>>62705038Daily is the only timescale that matters retard-kun
GROW THE CHOPS Kev you doof
>>62705312And then break out!
>>62705295Everytime you dumb bears end up talking to yourself like dumbass schizophrenics because you fuck yourselves over again and again and again with your dumb fucking trades I want you to do the following:>1. Take off that soiled diap and put on a fresh nappy>2. Before trading against the most robust economy ask yourself: Does now seem like a good time to go short against the greatest economic powerhouse and go long on the dollar, an asset specifically designed to, at best, return -2% per year>3. Multiple deep long breaths put down the trading app and stop listening to turd worlders on x.com (formerly twitter)
why did sndk nigger send in the last 15 mins
>>62705026Same, 23k SEK up and got a new ATH today, despite OMX shitting the bedGot out of all US oil for a healthy profit, think a new entry will come but up until midterms it'll drop and/or crab
>>62705009Fraudulent society
>>62705308My best guess is things will pick back up next year.
Im out of K cups
I spent 800 dollars on camwhores this week and still haven't successfully groomed one wtf you told me this was a sure thing
>bought 1000 bucks of bwet a week ago for shits and giggles>it has almost doubled my moneyGod fucking dammit, i knew i should have trusted in Blumpft and the kikes being a bunch of stuborn niggers
>>62705337Run up before the election
shrimp boat status?
>>62705343VtubersFind ones with very small audiences, like 10 people, zoomer girls who are poor and think 100 bucks is a lot/say shit like "do you think I have that kind of cash?". Easy.
>>62705333>>62705026what's happening in sweden that you're all making money>>62705330SNDK has been shorted a lot and has been posting higher earnings all the while, the company has bought up a lot of the float leaving a smaller and smaller free float to cover so it leads to the stock shitcoining like crazy. Hoping it reconfirms the ATH the next few weeks, sells off a widdle bit before the election (down to 1700 from 2400) and then runs again.
>>62705348I think it just has to do with it being a new fiscal year and bookkeeping not much else
>>62705353I have no idea what a vtuber is or where to find them
>>62705353isn't that how you turn into some anime waifu faggot? i just need a teenager to suck my cock as i travel the world is that too much to ask?
>>62705329i don't short anything, just tired of getting rugged overnight every time
I think I'm fucking done chasing using leveraged shit. Only took me 5 years of underperforming S&P to figure this out.
>>62705376Have you learned your lesson?
>>62705210Now this guy gets it. Pizza I made.And that 500°C pizza oven is the best investment I made. Still pricey though.
>>62705376you posted this already
Maybe it's time I clean the window though.
>>62705235knights of the round cunt
>>62705380>>62705384>pizza postingthis guy's on the list
>>62705290So ive heard now least bond interest ever most stock interest ever… stonks to da moon cus reasons?
>>62705380nice pizza, normally people post nasty food on 4chan, my favorite place in town makes ones that look like that
>>62705380I ordered a crazy style pizza from little Caesars that was 10x better than that euro slop pizza and I didn't even have to turn on my oven or invest in some gay appliance.
My risk model has been almost dead onit didn't fall for the false positive this week. It was very close to confirming risk off though.
>>62705380That looks fantasticI need to do a snack run tomorrow, but I just had a 3 scrambled egg dish with some instant noodles on the side.For the eggs, added a bit of salt, pepper, beef stock, sugar, and mixed them with a tablespoon of oil. Tasty shit
Is it true WWIII is this weekend?
>>62705421Is there any combination of pure TA bullshit (eg no macro/CPI numbers etc) I can throw on my chart to detect trend strength and direction?Basically I don't want to buy the top or catch a knife
Klarners must suffer
>>62705429Blumpft is yelling at the sandniggersBibi is yelling at orange manEuroniggers are shitting themselves and both putin and Xi are too busy with other shit to care, so no.
Crybabies complaining about gas prices. Try living in the 70s when there was rationing AND you could only buy every other day. You are living on easy mode
>>62705431yeahtrend, credit and breadthyou can do it with just those three signalsTrend looks at trend direction and strength. with credit, look at corporate credit stress and see if it is breaking down along with equities, and breadth compare RSP to SPY, and if RSP is breaking down you're losing breadth. So trend, distance from moving averages ,how much above or below it is. Credit, use HYG and look at 20 day momentum of it,and breadth compare RSP to SPY if both RSP and SPY are breaking down it's bad.If you combine those three signals they're very accurate.
+1% thanks to soxlwill be home tomorrow and snuggling with pip (my dog). haven't seen him in over 3 months
>>62705448>Xi are too busyhe's dead brother
>>62705470>doubting the power of 4k years of chinese bsJust because of that comment im crashing your favorite stock, fuck you nigger.
>>62705480Brother, I don't think some raccoon penis bone dust is enough to cure whatever shit you get from eating indian street food.
Wowza. Trump just took over Greenland. And yall doubted him
>>62705486>The new agreement, which has no expiration date, stops short of transferring sovereignty over Greenland to the U.S. But administration officials still view its permanence as key to addressing the security concerns that drove Trump's push to acquire the territory in the first place.military rights is what he wanted all along. art of the deal. everyone on the left will call this some kind of self-own.
Since i posted this yesterday >>62702442there has even more news coming from Europe it seems something serious is up. since that post Britain has begun preparing measures for war time rationing, Russia has closed German Consulates in their country, Ministers who attended Macrons meeting on "deterioration of the global security situation" have came out unsettled and deeply alarmed (source https://x.com/Lacroix_PRG/status/2100914513771897217) and the Swiss government has released statements today regarding the deterioration of the security situation in Europe. trump also said something weird today when asked about events in Poland he said it was "under control" if nothing was happening and this wall all euro fear mongering i would except a outright dismissal. It is almost certain that European intelligence agencies have discovered that Russian is planning to significantly escalate the conflict behind the scenes .Be very careful around markets in the coming days, and if Russia does attack buy the dip as any escalation against Europe is likely a guise to justify mobilization and sending said mobilized troops to Ukraine.
>>62705440I really do hope somebody learned something. If you're gonna buy shit be prepared to eat shit.It's really nothing personal I buy actual shit every day and eat shit because of that process so no judgement zone. pull up a stump we can scoop diap straight through the knothole together
>>62705490also a bunch of NATO military inventory is being urgently shipped to Gotland for some reason very bizarre
>>62705380that looks pretty good but i wouldn't put the leaves on it>>62705412this looks like it would result in an atomic shit
>>62704958Bretty good today, still shitty since I started 9sig/tqqq buy and hold. Started vibe coding app a app to let me lose money faster when I roll over another 401k to robinhood and start swing trading again.
>>62705351pozzed AI slop while your family starves because of oil wars is hilarious>I like you and I support you and I know you have my back but I liked it better when I could afford electricity
>>62705489>military rights is what he wanted all alongEh? I thought it was to secure REE minerals from Greenland and Canada
what happened to Netflix? And don’t give me that conservashit they’re too woke and went broke bullshit.
>>62705522Everything they put on netflix sucks and now you have to watch ads too.
>>62705522Enshittification + competition. Remember when netflix was THE streaming service a few years ago?
>>62705300Werent these the guys that doxed the lindsay clancy juror
>>62705522my guess is they don't have the parameters tweaked right in the marketing mix modeling equation and their bayesian media attribution weights were wrong by 0.001% or more for over 6 weeks durationit';s an easy fix lmao
>>62705203Foreign investment.I'm serious. One consequence of starlink hitting third world countries is now they put all their shitty little fake currencies into the US's stock market since it has historically only gone up long term.The US has conquered the world economically.
>>62704994Any Abivax chads?
>>62705203Quantitative easening. Line must go up no matter what. Billionaires can't lose money under any circumstances
>Hormuz welded shut for 6 months >Russian refineries burning daily>Saudi Arabia on fire, aramco about to reach zero exports>oil: under $100 a barrelMake it make sense /smg/gers
>>62705278wew lad, that's like super tax evasion. why are you blasting it on 4chan?
>>62705537Try canada and Australia first
>>62705480I'm cash gang for Yom Kippur, lol, lmao
>>62705543oil isn't real
>AI escapes containment>first thing it does is rape bobo to deathKEK
>>62705522their were downgraded to sell today by banks on news that viewership hours are declining
>>62705543They print oil barrels at the Whitehouse
>>62705486THE EMPEROR PROTECTS (Greenland)
FUCKWHY DIDN'T I GOO ALL IN TO THE MUU
>>62705543Check the SPR
>>62705547Probably that too
>>62705553WHAT THE FUCK KEV? ARE YOU TRANSMUTING FIAT INTO OIL AGAIN? WHAT THE FUCK!!
>>62705562lowest since '83 I believe
>>62705543Saudi Arabia just canceled delivery to European customers next month by the way. Oil still dropped 2% today for some reason though.
don't worry guys Bessent is gonna stop inflation now the he has a new advisor
>>62705543>sells 100 barrels of oil futures.>doesn't actually have oilkek
>>62705009I told you in the last thread. It’s a second chance to sell.
>>62705590he really cheating on his husband like that? the late nights talking about hot oil and industrial lubricants with another man.
>>62705379Not sure. I just need that one big win. Just one.
>>62705351this really does make me want to put on clown makeup and bitch about society
>>62705358My guess is we get higher lows while bouncing off 180p until before earnings then pump.It will definitely pull back next week though.
>>62705543"not my problem" - the market petrodollar printer go brrrrrrrrrrr
>>62705546I want you to reread what I just wrote, but through the lens of coping about losses
(if you don't get it, exit liquidity means bagholder, and my "partnering" is me transacting with my broker ("I do business with those companies!"), who, by definition, operates in multiple jurisdictions and are well-capitalized. The tax deferral is claiming capital losses over time)
>>62705607Cuckold mindset
>>62705634It was a bad joke and it didnt make me laugh!
Wtf, I invested in some boxes of "asian style" frozen chicken. They were on sale, but still kind of pricey. I thought there'd be enough for at least a couple meals. But I open them up and it's barely enough for one meal, even with some rice...God damn this economy is shit.Even the frozen pizzas are going up in price.
>trump actually got greenland (kind of)what the fuck is going on
>>62705646A lot of the boxed asian stuff sold by weight that I see in stores is a good 1/3rd frozen sauce weight instead of chicken/pork, basically sugar & water. Total ripoff.PT for sneedisk EOD Monday: $1,868.69
>>62705649So he got them to agree to the same thing we already had.Based, art of the deal.
>>6270564910 years in and you still don't get it
>>62705655i started weighing my food and like a third of all my meat is just water. but yeah guys maximize shareholder value or something
>>62705649this is step one I hope he gets canada next
>>62705683You sound retarded
>>62705694are enjoying your bugs corporate cock sucker?
>>62705646because asians eat smaller portions, if you want american portions buy 2-3 more boxes. or just dont buy chinese slop cancer and get some meat and chicken from your local butcher
>>62705649oh the Iran war was why he wanted Greenland and Venezuela.
sup /smg/gersdoes anyone have any info on frontier labs hiding inference costs inside their infra buildouts? im not talking about the circular loop of money going around with nvidia/oracle/openai/whatever. that's both old news and not that interesting. im talking specifically about when the money lands in these companies' hands, is a portion of their inference costs being hidden inside datacenter build out packages, and if anyone has docs of anyone doing research into this?pic unrelated
>>62705607CLOWNPUSSY
>>62705649Euro has no choice.
>>62705607surprised that isnt a common e-girl trope. all they do is show how awesome their life is and how happy they are. I wanna see the truth. I wanna see their pain.
>>62705718internet whores are trying to be influencers. being an influencer requires projecting success, because no one is going to take advice from a loser
Leverage is actually good ummkayIf I had held MUU from a year ago to now i'd be rich
>>627057211:1 is still a form of leverageBuying an asset is still a form of shorting the USD
>>62705724even clussy?
amdbros..we're going straight to 700
>>62705638Inflation is so out of control we have to make use of bad jokes, and mix them in with the good jokes so it lasts longerDo you know what pirates pay for corn?>A buccaneer!
>>62705736i have almost half of my port in semis and i think i lost 10 years of my life from all the anxiety last month. did you all in on semi?
if AI is so good at math how come it hasn't completely taken over algorimthic trading yet
i need a mega pump
>>62705741Over half of my port is AMD+NVDA. I've held them for 10 years through all the ups and downs
>>62705750no INTC?
>>62705750I wasn't even done with college. Fuck. I'm ngmi. Especially after I missed all those 100xes in crypto.
>>62705203Everyone knows it’s cooked. they (as in Market Makers) are just trying to squeeze out that last little bit more before the big one (tm)And it’s going pretty easily for them because euros are finally taking the 401k pill and injecting an enormous amount of cash into the market. However they could not have picked a worse time to jump in.
>>62705351KEK suck on my shrimp dingus
>>62705714https://www.gsquaredcfo.com/blog/accounting-for-ai-compute-costshard to say really. i would mainly be looking at whichever frontier AI company is going to be publishing an annual report, then take a look at the auditor's report to see what they say. But most of the attention is elsewhere. I can see the concern for rounding it into capex over period costs but it doesnt appear to be material.
How mad would libs be if they don't win big in the mid terms?
>>62705718post more clussy
>>62705741Over the course of 6 years, I'm down -7.4%, but I still have about 110k in assets.Somehow I managed to be a perfect midwit
>>62705791>2026 >cares about owning the libs we are ruled by kikes and you care about some tranny in a blue state thousands of miles away. Get your priorities sorted, you’re getting replaced and you care scoring points on the other team. Also why do you want the dems to win? Do you like rate hikes? Do you like to go to war for Jews? Are you a gay? Are you a cuckold? Fuck you
>>62705810Sorry the Jews keep bombing your country
>>62705810Put the beer down Jeb
>futures
>>62705780yeah, it seems that at the very least this accounting is standardized. blah blah blah "there's definitely book cooking" etc. yeah, sure, maybe, but there hasn't been anything immediately obvious yet, and ed zitrons's """reports""" just feel like funnels to his paid newsletters and i can't trust anything he's putting forward.mind you, my background is not in finance or accounting, so i may not even be able to determine what im looking at if it was even in front of me, but i'm willing to study it, whatever that crumb that comes along may be.
>>62705820Aww look at the ducky
>>62705821im an accounting student in my senior year right now. in my opinion the practice is incredibly sensitive to this kind of thing and everything concerning is already out in the open. To be honest, whatever issue is birthed out of AI is not going to be a repeat of '01 or '08 accounting or finanace scandal. those bases are covered, they would never let it repeat itself in that exact manner, so you are looking in the wrong place.It looks like the concern right now is on cybersecurity. Hugging face is probably the biggest thing recently.
>>62705813>implying the Jews have only a done a number on Arabs don’t make me post the white population by year,Cletus. >>62705816Fuck you kike lover don’t call me a turtle!!
>>62705845Just post hand already
>Diesel prices pumping>Localized supply shortagesI'm going to buy stocks to "fight back against the Fed"
>>62705841>cybersecurity risk yikerssounds like a very digital problem in my opinionmayhaps theres a less risky way to make money like without computers
>>62705821Most bears are out of the market. Even burry is self admittedly out. The average bear in the big ‘26 is either- playing with pennies, while they have their real money in an index fund.- not playing with a bear position at all and just ‘monitoring the situation’. - completely gave up on being a bear and is just pretending to be one for whatever reason.- is podcast/media-maxxing to try and sell people something.Important note that this doesn’t necessarily mean they’re wrong by having to resort to this kind of existence.They just have no other choice because when they actually step up to the plate with money on the line they’ll get their faces ripped off like >>62705237And it’s been that way for years.The only short activity left in the market is just arbitrage done on autopilot at this point.
What are your favorite Greenlandic stocks?
>>62705841I graduated 40 years ago having only taken 1 hour of computer courses, literally one day in class add these two cells together then multiply by 4 level stuff
Karaoke night thoughbeit
>>62705875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOO31qFmi9Ayeah man its not the same. this ad looks like a complete joke nowadays. Ive poured a ton of time into excel and to be honest its just expected of you now. there looking at analytical skills and abstract concepts way more than book keeping. after sox and 08 it must look so bizzare what the profession looks like. did you work at any of the big firms?
>>62705140>crabs down
we going to pump Monday on renaming Greenland to Americaland?
>>62705878wow, can you imagine a gaggle of African Americans running a vicious hour long train session on this beautiful angel?
>>62705890I was in private industry, just doing general ledger stuff. Pretty comfy back then i got a private office my entire career i only worked 20 years and retired. When I graduated I got 2 job offers $5 an hour at a very small cpa firm and $7.50 at a public utility
>>62705899thats the most jewish thing I've heard all month
>>62705910We had the general ledger on a mainframe but none of the accountants knew how to enter data, we would hand write GL entries,that was done by a clerk and the IT person. Then we had subsidiary ledgers like pic related. A half dozen 30 pound ledgers for depreciation all done manually. Crazy how its changed.
>>62705910sounds like a good deal in 80s dollars. still i wouldnt want to go back.
>>62705940oof. id rather not. my higher level classes are liberating in that most of the work is not journaling and i hear the profession is like that as well now. they are blurring the line between data analyst and book keeping, accounting really leans more data analytics now because companies generate so much raw data including accounting data. most PoS entries are automated. You physically cannot inspect each transaction now even if you wanted to. it would take you a million years.
>WW3 is literally imminent and this cancerous hasbara-plebbit infested general is still bitching and moaning for more money printing to bail out their tech shitstocks
>>62705953WW3 is never going to happen, and Bessent-sama is literally JUST ABOUT to unleash absolute financial NUKERY on all of you naysayers
>pov you have a penis and shave your armpitshow do i make money off of this?
>>62705948>You physically cannot inspect each transaction now even if you wanted to. it would take you a million years.Weird. I was responsible for the financial statements and 10q's for entire companies and could easily look up every transaction. Kind of a good feeling to know everything start to finish
>>62705967Pull your head out of your ass, you FUCKING RETARD. All of Europe in the last 24 hours is preparing for an imminent Russian operation in the Baltics, followed up with a Chinese operation around Taiwan. The normalfaggot plebbitors that ruined /smg/ are about to get fucking rekt.
>>62705981>europekek
>>62705989Don't worry, you'll be getting drafted to die for israel. Better update those beneficiary settings on your brokerage. Who am I kidding? Your portfolio is going to zero, so there's no point.
the posturing over ww3 is a double nothingburger. europoor governments are using it as a pretext to prepare for crackdowns on internal dissent. the afd winning in saxony anhalt and the bong protests against boat people are a bigger driver than anything putin has done.
>>62705997They're massing troops you FUCKING RETARD. I'm sure the CIA director just flew to Moscow announced, exactly like the previous director did before the Ukraine invasion, because he felt like having some vodka.
>>62706001who's amassing troops and where?
kev kev!give weekend gains!!now now now!!!
>>62705490Don't worry bro I am already working my way into the Latvian e-girl market to aid refugees in need
>>62705978youre right, i guess you CAN. but like, why would I? if you wanted to audit every transaction you would never get done. companies generate more transactions in a day than an entire team of accountants could actually review, and its not worth the time to look at every one. you take samples
So is the strait open or not? The only people even attempting to answer this question seem to be shills for either of the warring parties. Everyone else just shrugs.
>>62706027its open in the sense that you take a 50/50 chance whether or not you get shot down.you probably wont die but youll lose your cargo
>>62706027The strait is not open for transit but ship to ship transfers are providing 50-70% of prewar throughput via dark fleet shipsAnyone that says otherwise can't explain why oil isn't at 200
>>62706041The supposed ship to ship transfers involve a tanker first transiting the strait، then transferring its oil to the customer's tanker.
>>62706043there's no other explanation and that's what sal mercagliano says. I don't care what it involves it's what is keeping crude down
>>62706027You just have to respect Iranian Izzat by doing ship to ship transfers rather than going all the way through. If you meet another ship halfway you get to have your cargo go through and the Iranians don't lose face because technically no ships are going through. This sounds dumb but so are retarded hadjis.
>>62705440Why? We’re the good guys
>>62705704>because asians eat smaller portionsAsians eat normal sized portions. This is why America is fat as fuck.
>>62706051Imagine believing this kek check out this goy
>>62706047I'm just responding to you saying the strait isn't open for transit. If there are ship to ship transfers happening, then the strait is open (at least partially) because ships have to transit in order to do those transfers.>it's what is keeping crude downI'm inclined to agree that oil is leaking out and that's keeping crude oil down. However, and this is a bit tinfoil hat، but it is possible that the oil market isn't functioning properly anymore in an environment where a single tweet can crash oil 30% and liquidate traders. Meanwhile, politicians are lying all the time with the intention of manipulating prices lower or higher. If you look at spot prices for physical barrels, they're around $150 in Oman and Shanghai at the moment.
Vance rally in Iowa. The Dem can still prevent WW3
>>62705869After the trump deal it's CVX and US rare earth minors. He got veto right to say who can mine there or not, and the adjustment to the military basing treaties means the next obvious step is stroking an "independence" movement there and step after that the usual pro-US puppet government. Denmark is being way too gullible
>>62705977All I know is, I ordered 4 Pikachu donuts from Krispy Kreme and got 4 Bulbasaurs nobody buys. This is bearish.
>>62706068>Ask what 2+2 equals>Someone tells you that 2+2=4>The Jews say 2+2=4 I want to know why 2+2=5Okay fine, oil will go to $200 because SneakO and Jiang say so. Are you happy now?
>>62706076You can mine as much as you want once you get your multi gorillion dollar operation setup on the ice tundra wasteland. The problem is always going to be downstream refining the stuff. American goy have become too fat and retarded to do proper industrial R&D. Not to mention that a large chunk of rare earths are byproducts of other mining and to scale them for the amount you need, well, you need an industry the size of China, and that at a time of monster glut for most base metals no less. No investor will put his money into that so I guess the US government will have to do it with tax goy money, cool free market capitalism.>>62706080No I expect oil will continue to get smashed by infinite printed money. That doesn’t change the fact that you are a guy repeating some YouTube slop nonsense propaganda that is entirely unverified.
>>62706075> The Dem can still prevent WW3This shit all started from Putin special operation under Biden
>>62706082https://www.bairdmaritime.com/shipping/tankers/saudi-arabia-offsets-oil-pipeline-disruption-with-ship-to-ship-transfers>Saudi Arabia has sold about 60 million barrels of crude from its Persian Gulf port of Ras Tanura inside the Strait of Hormuz for loading via ship-to-ship transfer at the Omani port of Sohar this month and next, multiple trade sources said on Friday.>The rebound in state oil company Saudi Aramco's exports from inside the gulf to one million to 1.5 million barrels per day on average, similar to or slightly higher than August's levels, has cooled global oil prices as it could make up for some of the volume lost at its Red Sea port of Yanbu, where exports slowed after the East-West pipeline was attacked.Have you tried reading shit that doesn't come from turd world telegram channels? Honest question.
>>62706082If oil prices can be suppressed by printing, it wouldn't be $100 right now. The facts are that they are releasing an obscene amount of oil from every SPRs, they are buying puts during illiquid hours to suppress prices, they are using up buffer reserve in floating storage world-wide. All of which will eventually run out. You can't print oil.
>>62706085I can write whatever I slop I feel like too if I don’t have to include any sources or evidence for my claims>Reporting by Nidhi Verma in New DelhiRoflcopter
>>62706087>Reporting by Florence Tan and Siyi Liu in Singapore; additional reporting by Yuka Obayashi in Tokyo; Editing by Thomas Derpinghaus and Christian SchmollingerSure, just ignore the reports from Singapore and Japan too. Just keep asking dumb questions and crying when someone tells you why something is happening.
>>62705237I saved up $1,000 to try a 0dte trade, but don't know how to execute. Maybe I should just go to the casino and bet it all on black (roulette)?
>>62705046In covered calls the dividends are free money
>>62705878MMM maybe I should spend my $1,000 for an hour with a thot
>>62705981The only thing happening is that the US and the Saudis got their shit pushed in by Iran and the Houthis, and now the only choice is surrendering the control of the strait AND admitting that the Houthis are the legitimate gov of Yemen or facing a global economic crisis.But the orange idiot can't take an L weeks before the elections; he just can't, so he's waiting until it becomes a global problem to disguise the biggest TACO in history as a "favor" to the rest of the world.Also, Ukraine is probably collapsing and will require foreign military intervention to avoid fragmentation or civil war, which is terrible, but in the long term is probably a good thing.We were set for a multiyear generational bullrun that only required cheap energy and low rates, and the fucking retard did the only thing that could fuck both things up.This is what happens when retards like Donny and MbS decide to larp as generals.
>>62706105You lose either way incel
>>62706108TDS
>>62706108Nigga, the Houthi is pushing for regime change in Riyadh. Trump isn't letting Saudi falls
>>62705821>accounting is standardized. blah blah blah "there's definitely book cooking"Correct. Some years after I graduated I went back part time at night for economics and accounts (1.5 years). First class our instructor asked what is 1+1? Everyone of course said 2. He said in accounting its what ever you want it to be. In my last class I had to do a project, I forget exactly which FASB standard it was I think 57 but in doing the research I saw every major accounting scandal, and I mean all the big ones that hit the media, the 'independent auditor' that signed off on the books was involved in the fraud, they were paid extra of course. I have dealt with many many different types of business conducting various types of compliance inspections and had authority to require all types of info and most of the business were engaged in some type of fraud or just did not give a shit about right or wrong or any laws. Money/profit was the only thing that motivated people because they needed money to pay their bills. CEOs would have lunch with the governor and elected officials and pledge their support then complain to them about me and my staff because they were committing fraud.
>>62706027>So is the strait open or not?
>>62706027>So is the strait open or not?Ever heard of the theory of Strait Relativity? If not, back to school you go
>>62706134Not true, they want the Saudi to fuck off and stop blockading Yemen by sea and air. And Donnie seems fine with it.
>>62705852you first saar
>>62706002Belarusian and likely Russian forces have begun a build up near the sulwaki gap, with so much equipment being moved that railyard flats are negative the last time this happened was in 2021 and this is important as Russian can only move its army through railways, Russia has opened 20,000 beds in hospital bordering the Baltics but that alone doesn't mean much what is the smoking gun is that nearly every single European state within the last 48 hours has said that some hybrid attack is likely and rhetoric leads it to be assumed that something was discovered behind the scenes that is making them very worried.
>>62706167Source? I'm watching the situation closely and know about the beds, but I don't see anyone talking about amassed armies. Belarus can't do it anyway, they don't have the numbers.
Ns and Js
>>62706160Sister, the Saudi already offered to lift the blockade, recognize Houthi and throw in some money but they are still attacking Saudi oil infrastructure. War is settled by peace agreements, but revolutions are settled by regime change. Iran is a war but Houthi is a revolution
>>62706167Are you an euroid? Where can I go to read them panic about Russia? Their fear is very entertaining and enjoyable.
>>62706178BASED
>>62705746it is too slow for that. For that sort of trading you need hyperspecialized agents not a sub-optimized LLM
>>62706177>Belarus can't do it anyway, they don't have the numbers.hybrid attack =/= ukraine style 2022 invasion, you realistically need like 20 guys crossing a border sources are listed here https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2101035433329033702https://x.com/KyivIndependent/status/2099890653664604351new drone port constructed recently near the Baltics
so is we goin up in photonics n shiet next week?
>>62706121I'd wager $50 cash that you don't have $1,000 cash money on hand to spend as you please, peasant!
>>62706160Saudis fucking suck we're better off without them>muh petrol dollarNo one cares
>>62705203Just look at PEG, growth justifies the valuations, even Buffet is buying google tardie
>>62705204what a tard
>>62706195can you photonics smiggers explain to me why you dont just buy the actual chips company like AMD?its like being bullish in MCD but buying some farming company that makes potatoes instead
>most of my money is invested in companies with jeet CEO's
>>62706222
>>62706219i just buy high gross margin shit. SMTC/LITE. we all own chips and memory as well i would assume.
>>62705046I like dividends for short terms plays. When you can buy around the exdiv and catch a pump on the stock. It's a good defensive maneuver when things are uncertain otherwise. Also some dividend funds just perform well and work as a hedge.
>>62706195>>62706231Unironically posting multiple nigger moments
>>62705543When we say "clown market", we really mean it, anon. It *is* a clown market.Anybody telling you it's forward looking is a fool you should laugh at. And considering it's a clown market, it's not predictive, it's just reactive. Really, it's just the collective unconscious of mankind. Meaning it's utterly retarded. It's as reactive and as retarded as an Indian on rail tracks. This is the market right now, considering everything is fine because the glass isn't shattered yet and the airbag isn't deployed yet.
>>62705237>in secondshow? There was no insane spikepump on SP500 in seconds. And maxleverage is 50x on hyperliquid. That's not even that much.
Last weekend taught me that my portfolio is overexposed in AI shovel stocks with Oracle as my largest investment. What are some smigger recommended defensive/consumer stocks that will cover my ass in case AI stocks plummet again
>>62706269a japanese ETF. something like Amundi Core MSCI Japan UCITS ETF (Acc). you'll thank me later.
>>62706269a portfolio of 80% SOXL and 20% VOO is optimal
>>62706283>asks for alternatives to AI shovel stocks>gets recommended AI shovel stocks
>>62706289huh?
>>62705891here is SOXX.
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