I don't get it.People talk like robotics has reached AI levels of breakthrough. Meanwhile all these humanoid robots look ass. These are just ASIMO from 15 years ago, but with a better battery and more movement range. FUCKING ABYSMAL LEVELS OF ADVANCEMENTS IN 15 YEARS!And notice how none of these humanoid robot videos have them doing something useful. Maybe because we don't really need humanoid robots all that much. Other form factor robots, yes - humanoids... maybe only as sexdolls.Help me understand this mania
>>62706225Imagine my penis in them servos!
Spiderbots are the future. All manner lf spiderbot.
>>62706235use plenty of lubricant please
>YOOOOO, BUY THIS ROBOT THAT CAN PLAY SHITTY TENNIS UNDER PERFECT CONDITIONS!why?
>>62706239RAAAWWWRRRR!
>>62706225>Help me understand this maniaThey are relatively cheap compared to other humanoid presence, and as a bonus it doesn't shit on the street.Imagine a 10k robot with free AI models can replace any adult daycare jobs or even PhD professors. A human costs more than that in food per year. And raising a new human? Over ten times more expensive.
>>62706225Asimo was all scripted. The point is now humanoid robots are expected to navigate ok their own, use vision models, learn from watching, get in trouble and get out of it, thanks to VLMs, AI TTS and STT, and "reasoning" with some LLM ("hm, that didn't work. The user is expecting armpit sex, which requires raising arm" etc).Actuators got immensely better, now they can have actual fingers, etc. Good enough for cooking. Batteries got better, chips got insanely better and so did connectivity; they can probably run all models in the robot except for the reasoning LLM, which can be seamlessly connected over 5G.We are set for a revolution as we connect modern joints and actuators with more general-purpose AIs.I do agree they look bad because they want to be business safe but a bit after the first commercial models, they'll probably want to make them at least decent for home use.I will buy one when it looks like this, even if she'll cost a 5 figure.
>>62706225We're still figuring out washing dishes and laundry
>>62706225Just tell which companies will moon because of this and I'll buy their stocks.
>>62706263Humanoid robots will be more transformative than LLM AI by far. For most people, AI is just a glorified search engine. Robots will be part of daily life. And they will help to decentralize AI, which defuses much of the risk.
For the vast majority of robot jobs, a specialized shape will be better. We really dont need them to be humanoid form.
Why make it humanoid at all? Who not give it 15 arms and wheels for legs?
>>62706565way to steal my thought dickhead
>>62706567Hehe, sniped
I'd like to see a robotic gazelle fuck up a pack of lions
>>62706225you are not ready
>>62706566First, because the constructed world is built for human shape. A humanoid robot can step off the assembly line and right into homes, vehicles, stores, offices, etc. Second, the humanoid shape is familiar. Familiar is comforting and more easily accepted. Third, I want my sex robot to resemble a woman, not a spider.
>>62706534They can't run the large model needed to "reason" and plan; I think they'll be centralised wirelessly (sadly)
>>62706608Bet this arachnophobe wants to fuck spiders
>>62706225Stop noticing
CROB ETF is the play here
>>62706612LLM doesn't reason. It is a hyperfast parrot with a gigantic dataset. It can imitate reason. In the same way it can imitate emotions but cannot actually HAVE or understand emotions since it lacks body sensations that are the root of emotions.That having been said, an independent robot can still consult a centralized AI just as independent humans do.
>>62706225One day you'll hear Apple claim they have to increase iPhone prices because of "humanoid robot inflation." They'll find any excuse to charge $2,500 for a phone.
>>62706721Ofc hence my quotes around "reason". Reasoning in LLMs is just predicting how a smart person would write down a reasoning without actually reasoning; it may be right or wrong. It will never discover new physics, prove Riemann's hypothesis, etc. And of course it will never ever be AGI, anybody saying AGI is being dishonest.
>>62706721About 90% of jobs—or at least 90% of everyday tasks—require zero actual reasoning and can be handled entirely by AI. Humans will only be needed to give high-level direction and light planning. AI productivity blows humans out of the water, especially since AI can process everything simultaneously while humans can barely hold 3 to 6 thoughts in their head. As for everyone worrying about AGI: honestly, I don't see real intelligence from most human beings either
>>62706225Because they are chinkshit toys. This whole LLMs being ai and >BUT BUT ROBOTS + AIIs a fucking grift.
>>62706747>—you're going to hang in nigger hell for all of nigger eternity.
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>>62706566Other kinds of robots are being developed, but they don't excite investors or the public nearly as much
>>62706747I'm predicting that human focus groups will be a HUGE new industry to guide the taste of Ai output. It will all be done by Zoom of course.
>>62706740Agree. But it can do pattern recognition really well and that is how it will probably be most useful.
>>62706225>These are just ASIMO from 15 years ago, but with a better battery and more movement range.so not ASIMO at all then
>>62706225Japan is making some good ones, I want a SENKO-SAN model (picrel) to help me clean my house and make me dinner, I'd love her so much and probably rope if she broke down.China has also developed a dog bot called THE GNASHER, you can program it to go for jeets!
>>62706225Why would the dumbass chinks waste time on making these humanoid shape instead of giving them like 6 legs or spherical bodies etc. it makes no sense
>>62706922I cannot fuck this>>62706961They better be careful now. Pattern recognition is racist and antisemite.>>62707180It's less appealing once they make them anime-like, and it has to be human-sized because you want it in your home, to fit in your car if you need to carry it, to reach the same places you reach when cleaning, etc.
>>62706225Markets getting ready for the next pump after ai
>>62707539>I can't fuck thisSkill issue
>>62706608>monke brain wan monke sexFool.
>>62706608Just talk to real girls chud
>>62706534>decentralize No, they will be data-center controlled machines. They will be extensions of big tech into your physical reality.
>>62711230Your phone is more powerful than room sized computers from decades ago. Why do you think in some time we can't compress a small data center into a cute anime girl?
She just needs a chip to make her moan while I pound her tight ass
>>62706225Sounds like you need to watch the Chinese robot olympics. The Chinese creating robot sports to incentivize development means they're probably going to crush the west in robotics over the next 5-10 years
>>62711661fwiw I asked chatgpt how powerful a 1 cubic foot AI server could be, and it's definitely powerful enough if you have access to cutting edge chips and no budget restraints. The problem is it estimates it would run around 30 kilowatts which is impossible to cool unless you want your waifu tethered to an AC unit with tubes of coolant.
>>62706225>Maybe because we don't really need humanoid robots all that much.wronghumanoid robots doing menial labor are going to be what solves the global demographic crisis. The average age of a human on earth has NEVER BEEN HIGHER. There are more old people than ever before. Back in the day, this wasn't a major problem, as there were more than enough young people to be paid caretakers. Today? We can't import enough 3rd worlders to staff oldfolks homes here in America. Humanoid robots capable of doing menial tasks around the house will keep hundreds of millions of people out of overpriced understaffed retirement homes. That's why China is going so hard on this tech.
>>62706225It's not what they're doing now that matters. These are the first steps towards cybernetics and ultimately full body replacement.Also robots that pass as human. All the benefits of being human with none of the health problems and aging.
>>62706225They are being trained to do useful things by legions of wagies wearing VR helmets working at super slow pace doing simple menial tasks. You need high quality training data for AI. Once they have some they can start creating simulated training data and it will speed up the process.
I don't understand why anyone would want a humanoid robot around their house, especially with a wifi connection since (((someone))) will figure out how to hack into it and have it murder you and your family. Obvious trap desu and I'm not falling for it. Anyone who wants a sexbot better keep that shid airgapped or one day it might just clamp off your cock fr.
>>62714356They WILL try to make robots (((Safe and Responsible))) meaning they're never used against their interests (i.e. in an antisemitic way) and the glowniggers will continue to watch you wank off and, in this case, fuck, from your toaster or from your TV or from your 2B.