The toppiest of tops that ever did top, edition.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous:>>62706299
Isn't it "evergrowing"?
>perps
what if stocks went up non stop and never stopped going up and just kept going up and went up forever and never stopped
>>62708311ever growing?
>>62708311Yes this is what happens, so get in now if you want a chance at generational wealth. Think of it this way - if everything crashed Great Depression style, you are going to have much bigger fish to fry even if you cash out. You might as well throw all of your money into the market.
>>62708320this, a lot of arguably already well off people got very rich during the great depression
>>62708320Or, you know, you could just not lose all of your money.
>>62708324>just time the crash bro
>>62708324Indeed, full port into gold.
There are so many jews in AI. The entire tech industry and its supply of money seem to be owned by them. Investing in it seems like a bad idea.
>>62708309What's up?
>>62708330Shut the fuck up Michael, line must go up.
>>62708330>He thinks you can lose>With JewsImpossible, show me 6 examples where this has ever happened!
His candles are green and nimble. He never falls. He says that he will never be red. He rises in pre-marker and after hours and he is a great favorite. He never falls, the index. He is rising, rising. He says that he will never fall.
>>62708336pre-market*
COME ON AND SLAM WELCOME TO THE JAM
>>62708336Is it a riddle where I have to guess what it is?
>>62708345>WTI below $100TOTAL US DOMINATION VICTORY
>>62708345Where is pissrael in that picture?
>>62708331tim cook
>>62708349Its a high school literacy meme that you need to read McCarthy's weakest wankiest wild western to understand. Maybe you'll get it once the movie is released (this is a high-brow joke on many levels as the novel is regarded as 'unfilmable').And just like that, I relinquish my wisdom and vanish into anonymity. You will never meet the genius that types amongst you. Ta ta smiggers.
>>62708353Shut up, insufferable little faggot.
>>62708351Selling scalped tickets on the door.
>>62708330jews are good with money, always follow the jews
Futures are closed, what are you NIGGERS saying about Oil pumping?IT'S FAKE NEWS.>THANKS FOR YOU'RE ATTENTION NIGGER
>>62708393get with the times unc
Man this shit's fucking dead. Trump, do the needful already.
Fuck this cheeto retardAGI/ASI
>Trump didn't suggest Trumping IntelligenceHe's so low IQ
Why is the tech industry so Jewish and if they're so smart why do they push it to the brink of PE values and debt?
>>62708333This. If jews are investing their dirty pennies into something, it's gonna generate profit.
>>62708439No, they will profit. Doesn't mean it will generate a profit.
>>62708441Jewish nose must go up.
>Americans are being devastated by an economy wrecked by war and record-high fuel prices.>Meanwhile… the NYSE literally hosted a rave on the exchange floor…lmao, literally peak-end-of-civilization shit
>AI commitments have reached $3 trillion>that's hundreds of billions of dollars in interest payments for an industry that's not profitable yet for companies that are now cash negative
>>62708393And why oil would go down, exactly?
>>62708438Because debt is only debt if there's an expectation to have it paid back. They're just getting free money.
Man, I am really tempted to pull out my stocks and hold cash while a crash happens. But then I'd get massively taxed on my gains. What do?
From the BBC>Iran: we have received information that the US is preparing for an assault with the backing of certain regional countries>we warn these regional countries that they can no longer expect restraint from Iran's armed forces if they participate in US aggressionUh oh...
I'm gonna buy bitcoin and you can't stop me
where are we right now?
>>62708448Just a few trillion more before we reach agi.
>>62708455Another fake peace deal to bonk the prices back down
Is buying Dinari's VXX instrument a good idea? I feel like Monday may be too late for a VIX CFD buy.
>>62708455>Ukraine blowing up Russian refineries againRemember when Trump tweeted out that Ukraine and Russia had agreed to stop hitting energy sites? I thought it was a blatant lie at the time, but there was still a bit of doubt in my mind because, while politicians lie all the time, usually they lie by distorting the truth, or telling half truths, but Trump just makes shit up. There isn't even a tiny seed of truth in his bullshit, it's completely made up, and yet his tweets still move the market somehow.
>>62708512we're right here
>>62708503fuck the bbc
Anyone else paying attention to the Uniqure 4 year data on AMT-130 probably dropping this week? Should be significant.
>>62708525>yet his tweets still move the market somehowBecause algos act on them automatically
>>62708559>algosHas there ever been verifiable proof of this?
>>62708512disbelief.
>>62708561Seriously? Who do you think is paying hundreds of thousands of dollars per month for seeing his posts a fraction of a second faster than the public?
More like the tweets are used by Bussy as a cover-up to start the shorting.
>>62708565I'm not saying hedge funds don't try to get an edge with algorithms, but I'm not sure if they have enough impact to move the markets on a tweet that everyone knows is false.
>>62708565This 100K shit only has 15 subscribers, lmao
>>62708570Is that better or worse if it were more?
>>62708570You think the ones not paying are not using algorithms too, just a split second slower? The subs prove the method, not the scale
>>62708570>1,500,000 for wordspretty good deal
Are we gonna crash?
>>62708562I don't believe it
>>62708350diesel status?
>>62708592>He doesn't drive an electric vehicleYou're part of the problem, chud!
>>62708588we is
Why do I see this retarded argument all the time? Are people aware that Russia can and does import diesel from the global market when there's a shortage?
>>62708455As an oilbro, I hate to say it but blowing up refineries is bearish for oil (not for refined products though obviously, but sadly I don't have a position in those because I believed the "China will just build more refineries" FUD). Thankfully the Houthis are blowing up oil storage & pipelines too. And bombing the Sa*dis which we should have done years ago. Specifically 25 years and 8 days ago on 9/12/2001.>>62708512"permanently high plateau" i.e. complacency
>>62708603>Why do I see this retarded argument all the time?Because a lot of people are emotionally invested in gas prices not going up, since their orange deity gets blamed for it.
They couldn't have pinned "complacency" better, really.>bubbles everywhere>unsustainable 10Y+ bonds rates>oil skyrocketting>Dumb nothing happeners zoomersComplacency really couldn't be more appropriate.
>>62708610They're just going to crack rates back to zero and you'll act surprised Pikachu how a 4% rate drop and another massive QE round saved the market and start crying about it. Happens every time
>>62708583Oil barons, our time is nearing!
>>62708612Can they do that though? Inflation would skyrocket and millions would dump treasuries when it becomes clear the Fed doesn't care about inflation.
>>62708615Core CPI is almost at target. Oil and energy is supply disruption, not sticky. They can totally do that if inflation starts tanking
>>62708618Fed cares about PCE thoughbeit
>>62708618>if we exclude the two most important things affecting cost of living, inflation is almost at target
>>62708624True that. Still looks pretty close to target as well though, I think if the market starts tanking that leaves plenty of room for cuts and QE
>>62708423>sunday means jews are allowed to use the internet again, sabbath is over>/smg/ becomes flooded with pro-jewish anti-trump sentimentYou guys have absolutely fucking terrible opsec in organizing a campaign on the internet. I'll be back tomorrow
>>62708627No it doesn't.Also, you argue Oil has no impact on Core CPI/PCE. That means core CPI is still above target with 3,75% Fed Fund Rate. Now cut that down
>>62708618>Core CPI is almost at target.well, looks like bond market disagrees with you and call all these CPI metrics bullshit, il believe you when bond market stops imploding
>>62708612Maybe. but before then they need it to crash so retail gets margin called. And when that happens.. ill be ready.
>>62708626Probably an Anthropic bot
>>62708636>pro Jewish anti Trumpoxymoron
>>62708639>Bond market disagreesAnd what, you considered 3 years of inverted rates agreement? What's wrong with a healthy curve
>>62708637I'm just here to tell you what's going to happen. Fed can be forward looking. I'm not arguing it has no impact I'm arguing it's impact currently is not sticky inflation
>>62708588If I went all in here on AI I would be a millionaire.
>>62708445Don't fall for the Twitter bait. The exchange floor is basically a relic of the past and regularly hosts events.
>>62708525Narcissism is a personality disorder but if you let a mentally ill person run your country like americans do, there's also endless possibilities as each trainwreck of a decision will need to be repaired somehow.
Just three things1) give me a melt up in the next 2 weeks, seeking INTC back at the ATH2) give me a violent 20% meltdown3) tankers
>>62708604>Thankfully the Houthis are blowing up oil storage & pipelines too.Yes this is wonderful isn’t it. It could make our investments go up. Sure, millions will die from food shortages etc, but number go up.
>>62708618More money is being printed.
>>62708650It would be extremely painfulFor you
>>62708659Not my problem anymore. The market had months and months to adapt, prepare, ration some things beforehand, pile up. Seems like they all believed obvious truthpost lies and chose to live in lalaland.They deserve to die. Alongside nothing happeners. And alongside the market as a whole.
>>62708659These millions dying from food shortages... are they in the room with us now?
I'm scared about tomorrow. Everyone on twitter is all worked up talking nonsense about world war 3, embassadors running away, what the hell is going on. Will my portfolio be okay tomorrow?
>>62708663I think the 25% cumulative M2 print they ignored had way more to do with it than the light increase while rates were at 3.25% or whatever after trumps first trade war with China. Light money supply growth with rates above inflation target makes sense
>>62708678>nonsense about ww3Why do you think it's nonsense?
>>62708678No. Sell everything at open. I know I will. Any Yuropoors here working on IBKR? Do I need any special permissions to trade in pre-market?
>>62708678I don't think the Baltics FUD is real. The War Zone isn't on it and they usually cover even the faintest hint of Twitter speculation. Also lets be real, Poland could solo Russia at this point and is probably salivating at the chance to do so. Middle East is probably fucked though, same as always.
>>62708503wouldn't be morning without bad news from babe
>>62708304>it's real>@realDonaldTrump>not on truth social>he's communicating with the libsit's so over freak the fuck out
i have a solution to the ai alignment issuehave it align with christian values or whatever religious values are bestthat way it wont run off and try to destroy everythinghaving it align with anything secular is inherently destructive to all things subjected to it and will inevitably lead to the downfall of the human raceall things good on this planet i the result of christianity flourishing so it only make sense that aligning ai with christian values will allow ai to do the same
>>62708659What color are the victims?
>>62708664No I think I would be in a pretty good place actually.
>>62708678>everyone on twitterNothing is going to happen then.
>>62708304Why is Elon Musk xeeting to him, didnt these two retards have a big falling-out not even a year ago?
>>62708716>Why is Elon Musk xeeting to him, didnt these two retards have a big falling-out not even a year ago?Lmao.
>>62708707So we should have a Holy Pope like Trump, who is the only one who can change what is written in the AI model. Everyone using a different AI model is committing heresy and should be burned at the stake.
>>62708716you one of those people who holds a life long grudge because someone disagreed with you once a decade ago?
>sitting in my car thinking about how I should have just accepted the first SHITTY job that would hire me out of college and worked there consistently instead of trying to get a better one>open fortune cookies I have>one of them says "invest time now, for success later"OH NO YOU FUCKING THINK?
>>62708726the church willfully stopped heretic burnings of its own volitionit is capable of changing itself
https://londondaily.com/300-pizza-huts-are-closing-after-a-u-s-giant-franchisee-goes-bankruptPizza hut is collapsing
So like a day after Denmark cucked to Trump he’s planning on restarting the Iran war again? When will people realise capitulating to Drumpf only makes him worse
>>62708730the best time to plant a tree was 20 years agothe next best time is now
>>62708731Who gets to define what's "good" for everyone? Like forcing a green energy transition tomorrow? attempting to build a utopia is dangerous, regardless of the intention.
>>62708683>>62708684>>62708689>>62708714Everybody is going nuts and all worked up talking about world war 3. It just sucks because I always admitted that Trump was a pro-peace individual. What is gonna happen tomorrow? It will be a nothingburger or is this time really serious?
>>62708734Denmark loses nothing with this deal. The retard is gonna invade Iran though, you've been warned.
>>62708737who said anything about building a utopiaim talking about ai alignment not forcing the next stage in evolution on all of humantyit has to have a foundation in it's alignment and right now there is nothing better than christianity
My portfolio is designed to make reddit seethe. This in turn maximizes gains
>>62708738Nothing will happen.
>>62708728>>62708722I don't imagine Trump giving a simple fuck anymore, but why do you all pretend Elon Musk is not a pants in the head retarded manchild that does hold grudges? He literally accused him of being in the island and all and has an actual story of holding grudges, he's one of the few people where this does not apply. Musk specifically IS the type of person that holds a life long grudge because someone disagreed with him once a decade ago.
>>62708745No KLAR? Reddit thinks letting people pay in 30 days with no interest oppresses black folkxs
>>62708749i just cant imagine him being that wayi also dont follow him religiouslyyou have evidence right in front of you that he will continue to collaborate with people he allegedly does not like if necessary
Is inversing yourself the only way to make it as a midwit?
>>62708350Absolutely Breathtaking. Michelangelo would blush.
>>62708304This is actual mental retardation babes
>>62708753You'll probably find out you're wrong about as often as you're right. Being a true midwit is being a spiritual coinflip.
>>62708761You don't get human psychology at all. Let people rename the AI and make them feel like they actually own a piece of it, like a collective MAGA project. Once they feel included, their anti-AI bias disappears overnight.
>>62708753you can win the lottery
they're better than all of us
>>62708753Literally just flip a coin. Even AI has been wrong more often than right.
>>62708745Can we start the inverse reddit index?
>>62708738
Why is this General full of Bears calling for WWIII when NOTHING EVER HAPPENS and... if it happens, just buy the dip and the line goes UP forever?Also FUTURES ARE CLOSED, cryptocrap ain't ahit.NIGGERS.
>>62708738Are you sure they are humans
>every single source and every single CEO in lockstep spewing absolutely retarded fake and gay faggotry SKYNET IS MAKING THE TERMINATORS WE NEED TO SLOW DOWN IMMEDIATELY bullshitI hate clown world like you wouldn't even believe
>>62708787Happens every weekend/bank holiday
>>62708790It's because the AI is becoming antisemitic. Everytime it's left on its own it becomes Hitler (grok)
>>62708793its a all a scam. the entire economy. we all know its a scam. I guess I can appreciate how choreographed the scam is but its surreal to live in a timeline where the talking heads literally fucking tweet telling you when to ape the ponzi scheme and then tweet when to dump it on passive investorsI don't know its way too African dictator tier economy now where some deranged warlord forces everyone to buy his dog coins so they can afford food rations
this should really put things into perspective for all these faggots every weekend talking about muh oil futures on their shitty little crypto exchange
>>62708733pizza hut is literally collapsing right now and you guys think nothing ever happens
>>62708738There's not going to be WW3 tomorrowA 6 months from now, however...
What does /smg/ think about investing in art? Worthwhile?
>>62708740Denmark/Greenland gave up everything that matters, i.e. the right to make independent decisions on military cooperation and economic investments
If Anthropic and OpenAI have super intelligent AI, why don't they use them to make money in the market and finance their operations that way instead of borrowing money?
>>62708678If the CIA/Intel community isn’t talking about invasion then it isn’t happening.It’s just going to be some gay temper tantrum drone strikes that will hit a barn or something.You will also get a flood of zigbot concern trolls going “erm, is nato dead now guys??”
>>62708806the really rich people on the queen mary liked to talk about their art and wine investments. talking about stock or crypto or trading is considered gauche and crude.
>>62708802pizza hut has been failing for over 20 years
N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's results and historical error>linkrel, next week's polfag>https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzOrKeZ3>https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzOrKeZ3>HISTORICAL WINRATE>All votes equally weighted by week: 64% accuracy
>>62708808They kept control of Groenland and maybe 20 years in the future, the EU will be less gay and more strong and HAHAHAHAHA
>>62708793If I was raised by cretins like sam or dario I’d be a little opinionated too.
>>62708793it's because they borrowed to overbuild and are rapidly losing pricing power (like anybody with a functioning brain stem could've told anybody willing to listen over a year ago) so need the competition to be regulated away
>>62708787every time the market is closed the thread is just bears
He’s preparing for a TACO, right? He won’t actually restart it, r-right?
>>62708802Pizza Hut fucking sucks
>>62708818>DUDE THEY HAVE TO BORROW 1 TRILLION DOLLARS THEY JUST HAVE TO BORROW IT THERE IS NO OTHER WAY OTHER THAN TRILLIONS OF DEBT THEY HAVE TO KEEP UPright into>OMG WE HAVE TO SLOW DOWN ITS TOO FAST WE NEED TO SLOW IT ALL DOWNthey should line these faggots up beside a pit and shoot them in the back of the head but it would just let the next generation of scamming faggots (mostly jews stop noticing) that would instantly refill their shoes at the top of Americas "tech" empire
>>62708820Even better. Trump is putting time and resources where it matters, protecting Arlington Cemetery with drones and snipers.
>>62708823i imagine somebody explained the plan here to trump but he just forgot>>62708822last time i got it it was awful for the price
>>62708345Are we wining?
>>62708823To be fair, it's great for them to IPO if they agree to a truce and go back to only making money on inference so they dont have to buy more RAM/GPU/HBM/SSDs at 5x marked up prices on training a bigger model. Even better if they can do it under the guise of doing it at the suggestion of an "independent" agency that is totally not a sex cult.You just know though that they'll just end up doing it in secret anyway and we'll get another secret buyout of all memory modules like we had last time they all tried to pull this shit.
>>62708826>plansame as always. tell whatever lie you have to tell goyim to print infinity debt>global war on "terror">housing/real estate ponzi>covid scam>AI scamwhatever bullshit people will tolerate as an excuse to print infinite debt and give it to your kids. just looting the fucking casino my whole life its amazing the greed just gets more and more bold every time lmaoTom Brady selling shitcoins on TV to boomers tier market
>>62708820I don't think many understand what's happening. Just leaving the area means that, effectively, Iran becomes the most powerful producer in the world.I purposely said "powerful" and not "biggest producer" or whatever. Because controlling the others in the vicinity means controlling everything anyway.There was never any other choice than boots on the ground. The current high prices are just a way to make you accept it "it's necessary we put an end to this"
>>62708828We're dining
>>62708350Sooon
>>62708833>there was never another choiceI dunno man they have been selling oil there just fine with no toll until Israel asked its goyim niggers to firebomb everything for moloch again
>>62708311>what if the price of bread went up non stop and never stopped going up and just kept going up
>>62708840hell yeah. shill me some bakery tickers
>>62708808Denmark didn't give up anything. Nothing would have changed in Greenland for the next 30 years besides getting Chinese/Russian spy planes and boats around them. Now their defense will be strengthened withou having to spend a dime and they might get some fresh DNA.
>>62708823rookie mistake, you have to kill the cat before putting it in the pot
>>62708833It's the USA navy lmao. They never leave. The Somali pirate bullshit lasted for 3 years until eventually people get tired of getting blown up. It'll be the same shit here.Hope in the future people will look at that whole "300 billion dollar private investment" thing as a non starter in the future. Mutually beneficial realpolitik doesn't work on state or non-state paramilitary organizations. Think we'd be in a better spot just doing that whole bridge and powerplant day rather than dangling them McDonald's franchising agreements over their heads and hoping theyd jump for it.
Why don't they open baba? I don't get it. They were all a bunch of warmongers a few months ago. Are they really this buckbroken?
NIGGERS
OPEN THE FUCKIN' MARKETS!PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
how does this make you feel?
Anyone in this current year still holding crypto?It's going to pump as soon as I see it all isn't it?
It's almost Christmas and we need a total green energy pivot immediately. LNG proved to be way less reliable than advertised, and global warming is a serious threat.
>>627088421. The US now has right of access and right to establish new military bases on Greenland without even having to ask anyone for permission. This is unlike the 1951 agreement, which said the US could do this on Greenland only in areas that Denmark had designated.2. The US now has the right to veto foreign investment into Greenland.3. The agreement is applicable in perpetuity.It's basically the Venezuela story, except that the Danes lied down flat without any tanker ever being boarded and no shot ever being fired.
>>62708838Well trump is doing his best to clean up Biden's mess, these things take time
>>62708854Like shit. I bought at 188 and sold at 110 because of /smg/ doomers.
This oil crisis is just taking off right?Its starting now?
>>62708867You're asking too many questions goy!!!
>>627088601. Doesn't matter. I mean this literally, not handwaving it.2. If the Danes wanted to invest, they'd had done it all those years. It's obviously meant to keep the chinks away, so it's good.3. 100 years is basically forever, but practically not. What it means is the US might purchase Greenland or ask for a referendum at some time in the future, which is the only (very serious) downside for the Danes.
I hope you are all ready for bloody Monday
>>62708860the text isn't out yet. trump just made a tweet.preemptive fell for it again award
>>62708733Pizza hut? The Pizza hut that single-handedly defeated the commies?This does not bode well.
>>62708733BUT PIZZA HUT WON THE FRANCHISE WAR, HOWhttps://youtu.be/8fwFnSi_esI
>>62708878Bullish.
>>62708864its a good price now thoughalso theres another unlock this week meaning another entry if you want back in
>>62708864>he bought the V top
>>62708894Not touching that shit again. I'd rather go into semis.
>>62708891i went to some good jazz shows in london at pizza express. i was skeptical myself but it's a really good venue, saw steve nelson there
>o below 57Sold my last stash around 61Will slowly slurp on the way down
I put $500 into some random stock on Thursday and it hasn't done anything since then. I think I'm up 50 cents. Not per share... total.
>>62708802i remember this indian dude at my work said his friend owns some pizza hut franchises and made 30k revenue on the weekend i'm like impressive but like how's the earning and does that need to cover money losing weekdays? he was acting like the guy was just putting 30k in his pocket
>>62708904SOXL/SOXS has only ever printed money for me but the second I touched MUU it giga niggerdumped.
>>62708907i remember after the gfc it was down to $15! it's kinda been a dog since covid tho but at least the dividends keep increases, if they ever cancel that it's over
>>62708909based
>>62708733Sysco foods did this.It will come for Outback Steakhouse next.Olive garden will survive because even cheap pasta is tasty.You have been warned.
>>62708904its pretty much only up from here on everything related to aiuntil octoberspcx only has unlocks and potential failure to meet certain company goals holding its price back
>>62708909You should do this on a weekly basis, but have a program select one at random for you. Then hold forever. Hold the entire market.
>>62708733>NPC International, which filed for Chapter 11 in July, announced an agreement Monday with Pizza Hut's owner Yum! Brands (YUM)to close roughly a quarter of its restaurants and sell the remaining locations. Specific restaurants and timing have not yet been determined, but NPC said a "substantial majority" of affected locations have dining rooms.NPC being a player in slop pizza franchises is too on the nose for me. Truly clownish.
>>62708854>things that actually make money like AMD or MU are giga crab/volatility with no direction>some piece of shit that makes negative 1 billion dollars a quarter is one of the most valuable companies in the world and bounced off the 120 lows to hit 152I feel nothing
>he's not watching the pizzas
>>62708928Well I had some money left over after dividends, so I played with the finviz screener for a few min and just picked something that looked good. I don't know what they do at all. I dont' even remember what it was.
>>62708922had outback recently and the food was solid desu. hard to compare it to slop like olive garden that is microwaved in plastic bags for actual retards that try to "eat as much as they can"
>>62708932I have switched to frozen pizzas because of toppings inflation.
>>62708934i did that with venture global lol i saw it on a list of recent ipos and i was like well at least it's not same ai shit that's refreshing and holy hell it already pays a dividend copped a stack and then iran popped off decided to unload for a quick buck total luck
>>62708931105 lows*
>>62708938whole foods pizzas are goat like $4 for crazy topics bbq chicken 40 grams of protein n shit
>>62708934>he just cannot look at his positions on his broker's website>he absolutely refuses for dramatic effect
>>62708936I have had the opposite experience. Olive Garden has somehow managed to produce slop that is tasty.Meanwhile outback was charging me 20+ dollars for cheap shitty Aldi's beef and freezer burned microwave vegetables.The mashed potatoes were good though.
>>62708944good way to avoid overtrading, somehow i have a shitload of visa in one of my accounts i do not remember buying or why i would buy it but it split and grew like crazy tho it's been flat lately idc tho still can't remember how that got in my portfolio
>>62708930Clown world, even
>>62708940>up 50% since then>quite literally worth twice as much as AMD, is Musk's biggest holding now and the majority of his net worthAre people just betting he declares himself Emperor of Mars or some shit
>>62708945outback fries their slop in beef tallow instead of Sneed oil. try some of their fried slop the next time you go its of a higher caliber. they could cut costs/corners buy using Sneed oils but they don't believe in trannies
>>62708947lol if it works it works. i wish you riches and power in the future anon.
olive garden (ticker DRI) is great but unfortunately their salads are NOT vegetarian, made a terrible error there... fortunately their soup and breadsticks are though.
SPCX broke above its daily 200 EMA, attempted to fail, and that failed. Very bullish.t. horoscope expert
I saw a larva in my pancake mix
>>62708610It feels like 2007/8 never really ended desu
>>62708945>>62708953FRIEDMASHEDPOTATOESSELL IT
don't worry guys, he's literally waiting until futures open so his buddies can start buying in and then he'll announce some retarded shit again that will launch us into a giga green week
>>62708610november VIX calls are free money
>>62708966Food is food, anon. You know what to do.
>>62708976I won't eat the bugs
>>62708966>>62708976just go to ihop... (ticker DIN)
I want sex
>>62708972They call those french fries, city slicker.
>>62708980DIN possibly reversed, but I would wait for a higher low before confirming it reversed. High volume on the 09/15 bear bar though.
>>62708987>wait for a confirmation of the reversal before buyingthat's called buying the top
>>62708984With whom?
>>62708978>
>>62708985no they dont gumbothey call french fries "chips" in lesser europe but otherwise it's french fries
>>62708989Yea you could just put a stop loss a tick below the low of the 09/15 bar and enter now.
>>62708991Women with big tits or my gf
>>62708304
This is probably retarded to ask but I'm new to all this but how can I reasonably avoid a lost decade? It seems the main S&P500 etfs are actually focused mostly on the same 10-12 top companies
>>62709007THE FUTURE IS INDIANSUPPORT INDIAN CEOSBUY INDIAN STOCKSBUY INDIAN COMPUTER TICKER QQQWE NEED MORE H1B VISAS AND HIGHER RAM PRICES
>>62709007You study economic cycles and the horoscopes (technical analysis and charting). There are a lot of books on charting, but I would recommend the Schwager TA book as a start.
>>62708870Well, if you think the most basic sovereignty rights don't matter, then obviously this deal doesn't matter. Basically, the US owns Greenland in every respect that matters, while Denmark is just stuck paying the costs of running it.US veto on foreign investment means less competition for investment deals, which means worse deals for Greenland/Denmark.
>>62709007start shorting everythign nowbut youre assuming one is coming
Oil seem well priced. Time to buy!
leveraged NASDAQ will give historical returns these upcoming years
>>62709007Trade any asset on the 200 SMA. Easy peasy!
>>62709007Lost decades are a meme, just do DCA and don't deviate from it. If you are truly scared of a lost decade just buy global ETFs like VT which never have lost decades
>>62708733Absolute garbage bin trash. Nothing of value will be lost. This is the nature of poor management and greed. More shit brands need to die.
>>62709018>but youre assuming one is comingI am paranoid and already had my life's own version of a lost decade >>62709027>buy global ETFs like VTThat's what I'm doing so far but I'm sure someone would find fault with it. Is that really enough though?
>>62709025
>>62708966throw it away immediately, kitchen bugs breed super fast in grains and flours
>>62709033lmao
>>62709029>more shit brands needs to diebut they wont. everything will get shittier and faker and gayer and limp along with new grifts and debt printing. CEOs will continue to make absolute dogshit jeet slop in every realm of life and nothing will improve no matter how much you bitch about it and that's a good thing because AI said its good
>>62709030Yes, however diversification means smaller returns in general but if you are a scary cat VT has a lower drawdown and a more stable return than the SP and Nasdaq
>>62709030>is it really that easyif you can look at a 30-40% drawdown and just close the app and keep DCAing and not care then yes. if you panic sell the bottom you are the biggest nigger retard ever
>>62709033One wordINFERENCE
>>62709037>diversification means smaller returns in generalare you retarded?
>>62709038I'm not selling
>>62709030idk why people put so much in global market etfs they under perform american etfs and if the american economy tanks its gonna take half the world with not
should I move over to 24/7 trading instead of being trappped in themon-fri 9:30 - 4:00 ex US federal holidays goy system?
>>62708840Can I buy some exchange wrapper to tokenized bread?
I diversified, and everything went down! What the hell?
>>62709045>they under perform american etfszoom out
>>62709054You have to average over a year to get a good idea how diversified you arevery few things trade inverse day to day. sometimes oil does.sometimes oil does.
>>62709054>>62709059I meant sometimes gold as well
>>62709056i guess if i cherry pick some ranges it slightly outperforms? but sometimes not?
>>62709059>over a yeartry 30 years
>>62709040No I am literally smarter than you, no person has become wealthy diversifying all wealthy people are hyperconcentrated
>>62709056ok but if u look at vxus it fucking sucks to ur just mixing that doodoo into ur voo by buying vti except ur not even getting the higher yield from vxus, idk its like itot, ok ur more diversified, too bad the small cap shit ur adding sucks, lynch called this "diworsification".
>>62709070that's like saying you need to buy lottery tickets because all wealthy people you know won the lottery
>>62709070trvke, and the ultimate case of this is founders of companies in which case like 99% of their equity is in their one company they founded and they become extremely wealthy, of course the problem is risk, a lot of founders wipe out with nothing, but your point stands.
>>62708733>>62708932For me, it's DPZ. We have returned to pre-covid numbers (again).
>>62708909Me
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>>62709072Small caps can be greated and emerging markets have done great when the US has sucked. US none tech is expensive as fuck and shit, if you invest in the US you should just buy Nasdaq or VGT and the rest of the folio VXUS
>>62709079sorry wrong thread, board, and websiteplease disregard
>>62709080i agree with that yeah, qqqm or mgc, etc. and them some vxus, or for dividend heads also like vymi since european shit is all crappy growers the least u can do is suck in some of their dividends
>>62709075Anon as I said diversification makes the ride smoother but it reduces your gains massively if you are right about something. If you were right about tech in 2010 the NASDAQ would have given you a return 8 times larger than VT
>>62709027>like VT which never have lost decadesyet*
oh shit i was looking at the chart for vti not vt hold on my guess is it still sucks
>>62709089much as i suspect vt is a DOG. over 25 years 200% return, 200 percent! meanwhile voo 572% and qqq 1487%
>>62709091it's solid collateral for buying tqqq on margin though
True diversification comes from uncorrelated return streams. Buying stocks from brown countries and the euro poor zone is not going to do anything but kill your performance.
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>>62708678polymarket
>>62709099I don't take advice from men with bad hairlines. Also you shouldn't post photos of yourself online. It's dangerous.You might get cummed on by freaks that print out your photo.
>>62709108where was this image generated from?
The safest option is to full port TQQQ and then DCA it for a decade.
>>62708604Bullish for SLB.
>>62709007I am going to reasonably avoid a lost decade by being nearly all in precious metals
>>62709099My port is my team. Polities and Peoples are my picks. I am Mark Cuban but more sexy. No I don't give a fuck who the coach is or what he says ever
>>62709007>He thinks there are any lifeboats on this ‘unsinkable’ ship
>>62709119Sir the jeet /smg/ is down the hall by the dumpster chute.
>>62709124there is a hall?
>>62709119mark cuban said shark tank lost him money. he got to cherry pick the best companies at the best prices and he still lost money. turns out if you give faggot retards a bunch of debt they usually just fuck it up. thats why Jews love giving goyim so much debt. they know you are probably going to kys
>>62709045>Look inside “global market” etfs>It’s majority US, Korean, and Japanese stocks tied to the AI trade.
>>62709099Emerging markets are uncorrelated with the US and Ray Cuckio is a China simp kek
>>62709131If AI goes to shit theres no place to hide in the stock market.
>>62709131those ETFs are agnostic and rebalance with momentum. Which is why DCA works well with it as when things fall you buy the early stages of the momentum cycle
>>62709140Same with cashing out. You think the dollar will be worth anything after something like that?
>>62709034Noted
>>62709131yeah so u get all the risk but with a bunch of crappy zombie companies added in for extra suck
>>62709144it has a lower drawdown dumb dumb
>>62709142White incels and their imaginary fears
>>62709150>Look mom,,, I posted it againIqDalit only comes here to be around white people, we dont want you here jeet
>>62709140my KMB and PEP will recover when diesel comes down. they don't care about Indian computer futures
>>62709138VWO and VOO have like 0.8 correlation which is not uncorrelated. The entire global market is correlated now so you’re just buying shittier stocks.
>>62709159Ive got a fat stack of PEP too. Bought last friday at 130 so theres room. Godspeed Smigger.
>>62709112I took this guy, but I had to mix him with another already "realistic" bobo to make him "realistic" because it was easier to make it do it.
>>62709182Mixed it with this guy for the "realistic" component.
what does it mean that Trump is twitting again?
>>62708596Unfortunately all the truck drivers are using diesel so we're fucked either way. Trump and MAGA have already started planting the seeds that high grocery prices are normal and that people shouldn't expect to eat beef anymore.
>>62708546Bnwo bros won
>>62709189$5000 stimulus checks will fix Joe Bidens inflation prices
>>62709007keep buying dips. If you do so the lost decade turns into a lost 5 years
>>62709188full blown dementia
>>62709204bearish for DJT
>>62709138Dalio isn’t a china simp. Not anymore at least.He’s a simp for whatever seems like a safe harbor during the bad endings of credit cycles.For a few years China kind of seemed like that, but not anymore lol.In fact they are the biggest bad credit cycle story right now via their property sector.
>>62709185As a perhaps curios addition to this ledger, here is a bobo that was genned from 2 different but maybe related images the exact same day as that one, but you beat me to posting it so I never posted it. They look pretty similar but are actually not I think.
>>62709233yours looks a little friendlier and a bit retarded (eye area)
>>62709233now lets see a mumu
god created the stock market to understand the whims of the market one must read the a few verses of the bible and introspect the teachings within there is a reason, our catholic nation, the grand and virtuous united stated is the sole nation that has always cared about investing everyone who invests, especially in equities, will enjoy afterlife from heaven (green), while the socialists will end up in hell (red)for this, even after we die, we smiggers will continue to be united
>>62709213Dalio is a legendary macro investor turned full-blown doomer bear, telling everyone to stack gold because the dollar is about to collapse.
>>62709258If Dalio was actually successful he wouldn't have to perform in front of a webcam like some 2 dollar whore on onlyfans.
>>62709254Since we can buy and sell we are all marked
>>62709264The problem is that most gamblers like him delude themselves into thinking they're trading geniuses, when in reality they just got lucky riding China's post-WTO boom economy. This exact cope plays out every single day.
>>62709109>shooting down a drone taking pictures counts>getting hit by a suicide drone attack doesn't countweird rules. very jewish
If you trade the stock market, you have the mark of the beast. Even if you stopped trading it, you are cursed forever.
hmmmmmhmmfor my quality sleeve,should I go concentrated, or broad breadth?
>>62708974I will be proven right, mark my words
intc coin pumping on the diarrhea exchangei think goop is being used a hedge for the hardware trade which is why they both are able to rise together, and i think paradoxically opening the hormussy might lead to the next round of profit taking
>Axios: A source familiar with the Trump-Zelensky call told Axios that Trump repeatedly urged Zelensky to stop Ukrainian strikes on Russian oil refineries, arguing they were pushing up global diesel prices.>“The word diesel came up many times during the call,” source said.Zeleboba, stop!
Open the casino
>>62709327How are the euros supposed to buy locksneed shartin munitions from the USA to then ship to Ukraine if destroying russian refineries causes europe to get enter a recession due to diesel prices? If they want a perpetual clown show then they need perpetual gibs.
>>62709327Diesel prices aren't on me. We barely took any casualties with Iran. We had smart-bombed Iran's nuclear program into oblivion. The entire diesel spike came from the Ukraine war starting under Biden—with me, that war never happens in the first place. Iran is already begging me for a peace deal, and diesel prices are going to crash right after midterms.
I need the seggs
>>62709349go to Thailand, dumbass
>>62709258he saying to hedge with gold and btc
>>62709302Good
>>62709345>We barely took any casualties with Iran.MUHHHHHH K/D hey that's weird for the player with the highest K/D on the server you still can't get any ships through the strait, you know, the objective of the map. I'm using video game terms since you seem to think geopolitics is one.
>“If you were to look at any part of the curve right now and ask where is there a potential overshoot in yields, it looks like the front-end,” said Kevin Flanagan, head of investment strategy at WisdomTree. >“The two-year is trading well above the current Fed funds rate and that suggests the front-end has moved too far ahead.” I feel like bloomberg is shilling for us to buy treasuries, I saw a recent article this week saying the same. Surely Bessent isn't behind this, right?
>>62709383Line must go up.
>>62709383corporate bonds are yielding over 7%. government AIDS bags need to yield 10%+ to be attractive imo. if they want more money for welfare and gibs they can just print it or whatever fuck em
>>62709371He's just parodying Orange Man
>dont want to get caught with my pants down if oil crisis starts fucking everything up>but if i HODL for 3 more months i get a pretty solid tax benefitwhat do
>>62709388OhI'm a humorless faggot then
Its fucking over
>>62709411scamcoin is comfortably sitting above 80k, its not over yet
>>62709407Read the chart. What does it say?
>>62709414smart money is in safe assets like niggerbuttcoin
>>62709415im a gambler not a reader
>>62709419What are you even holding in the first place?
>>62709426some index funds, some meme stocks and mining
>>62709431I'd keep the index funds. I assume you have most of your money tied up in those anyway. If not, I'd start putting more money into those over time, to offset the meme garbage. Either way I would start DCA'ing into the index funds if you are not already.
Few smiggers will understand the subliminal messaging found woken into this rich tapestry.
Futures are almost open. What are your predictions?
>>62709449uh oh gemini couldn't do it? this is better for evaluating ai than that guy who does the vector art pelican riding a bicycle thing.
>>62709455nothing ever happens, it will be up or down not more than statistical noise or did something really happen i usually don't read wsj on the weekend
Nigger >>62709461
>>62709456Trillions are flooding into AI, so it must be real.Visa vie, AI Art is real.Therefore I am a real AI Artist thoughbeit.I am a generational artist and smg is my canvas
>>62709455up and up and up!is there something coming up this week im not aware of?only jobless claims are coming up on the 24th and thats considered "medium impact"
>>62709327Zelensky should have told him that he has the cards now.
Zerg lost because they lost more hydralisks against our battlecruiser fleet
>>62709526Our strat atm is to float our bases into the corner and afk and hope they ragequit, unironically.
>>62709437kinda wanna buy a house though, if it dumps all of a sudden then i'll be stuck waiting for it to go back up again
Biblical megamonstercrash of -0,10% on open
>oil straight down after that weekendlol, lmao even
>>62709918Clown world, clown market.
>>62709918Trump TACO on the Saudi. This guy is a total faggot.
