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>>62709976
selling on 10/10 right before the nuke hit
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>>62709976
living with my parents
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>>62709976
I love how every documentary and article treats this guy like he was one of the most evil people on the planet, because he stole money from other rich people. Meanwhile scammers like SBF who sole a lot more from ordinary people are treated like misunderstood geniuses who got in over their head and just made a little mistake
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>>62709976
Quitting my job to start a business.
2nd place was buying a house
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>>62710088
One stole from Jews, the other stole from Goyim. Unsurprisingly they were both Jewish.
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>>62710049
/thread
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>>62709976
Buying Nvidia stock with robinhood margin.
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Focusing on a skill and getting a high paying job
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>>62709976
Fucking ops mom anally, worth every penny.
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>>62709976
Yo, welcome to the greatest clown show on Earth: “Why Aren’t Zoomers Having Babies?!”

Everybody’s standing around like, “Damn bro, birth rates are cooked. Young people don’t wanna start families anymore.”

But hold up, chief.

Zoomers are living in a completely different circus tent from our ancestors.

Back in the prehistoric-ass days when human life expectancy was around 30, you didn’t have the luxury of going:

“Hmm, perhaps I shall spend my 20s finding myself, traveling, building my career, healing my inner child, and seeing if this relationship has long-term compatibility.”
LMAOOO.
Brother, the village would’ve already thrown a bucket of rice at you and yelled:

“CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’RE A FATHER.”

When survival itself was the main event, having a family wasn’t just some lifestyle aesthetic. Kids could mean more hands working the farm, more people protecting the household, more support in old age, and a better chance the family survives the next famine, war, disease outbreak, or whatever demonic DLC history dropped that century.

So the clown logic goes:

Shorter lifespan survival pressure earlier family formation more children family becomes the survival machine.

Now fast-forward to the modern circus.

We got medicine. Sanitation. Nutrition. Technology. Education. Contraception. Social safety nets. People routinely expect to live into their 70s, 80s, or beyond.

Suddenly the life script isn’t:

“Reproduce ASAP or the bloodline gets deleted.”

It becomes:

“Bro, I have 60 MORE YEARS. Why am I speedrunning marriage at 22?”

And that creates the chicken-and-egg problem.
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>>62710155
Lifespans went way up but reproductive years didn't change. Over the age of 40 most people don't have the energy to be raising kids. And since it's now a 40 year long job you best start in your teens
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>>62709987
japan got nuked on 9/9 dude but ur old af so maybe u forgot
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>>62710167
The best financial advices: man dating down, and woman dating up! Earth is too overpopulated and we don’t have enoigh resource for everyone, either politician need to be euthanised or STEM get wiped out from nuke, apparent nobody win.
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>>62709976
Simply not listening to the "ITS A BUBBLE" doom and gloom.
It even got to my father who's otherwise a pretty sharp dude.
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>>62710183
dude there are no earnings this can't go on forever
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>>62710155
Who the fuck cares, nigger.
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>>62710049
>>62710049
>>62710049
>>62710049
>>62710049

this + staying single (though that's a given) + only buying beater cars & learning how to maintain them
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>>62710153
Lol
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>>62709976
Getting divorced and managing to get the lowest possible child support payment followed closely by getting a job that pays six figures and allows me to essentially live at work with very low expenses. Not having friends also saves me a lot of money but that is only really possible because I've made peace with the various ways in which I'm mentally ill and that everybody else is far better off if I stay far away from them and never act like myself around anybody.

Mostly just enjoying the show while clownworld starts to climax. It's been really funny watching the world implode in slow motion and if it somehow manages to affect me I'll just anhero. Should've done it when I was a kid honestly. Would've saved my folks a lot of money and been a net positive for thousands of people.
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>>62709976
Long AVAX before the mega pump
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>>62710179
>Earth is too overpopulated
This is unironically a jewish lie targeted towards whites. The overpopulation myth was started in the 1970's with the book "The Population Bomb" by Paul R. Ehrlich (who is Jewish). They never tell people in developing countries to have less kids. This isn't some /pol/ conspiracy you can look it up.
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>>62710221
based
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>>62710221
you dont even care about your offspring?
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>>62710296
If they need money their mom can just ask. We have split custody, I see him regularly and speak to him often. This way I'm not just getting state raped for money they don't need. Thankfully his mother wasn't a terrible person she just didn't want to be married anymore. In all seriousness though getting married is about the dumbest goddamn financial decision anybody can ever make, worse than a second mortgage or a 29% apr camaro, and I wouldn't recommend it to anybody. Having kids is extremely cheap in comparison.
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>>62709976
never trusting jews
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>>62709976
Unironically building my PC in 2024
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>>62709976
AI is replacing financial decisions
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>>62709976
Buying BTC
Made over 3 milly from it and will soon be an 8 figure giga nigga.
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>>62709976
Pulling out and busting on her back
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>>62709976
Getting married
Impregnating my wife 6 times
Quitting my job and starting a business.

One of these 3, all tremendous benefits
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>>62709976
doing the opposite of whatever /biz/ says
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>>62712582
Yup, not getting anyone pregnant in your 20’s is a massive boon
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Buying CHEESE.
And I'm not here to shill. I'm honest, at that time I was holding a coin that right after had a 90% loss and the exchange was seized.
Of course I lost some money as well with CHEESE but I'd have lost like $3000 if I didn't sell the other coin.
Jannies will ban me (again) for this, but it's just a real story, not even shilling this coin.
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>>62709976
Buying into this meme way back then.
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>>62709976

Haven't made a good one yet.
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>>62710116
This. Because Bernie dicked down his fellow chosenites (including Spielberg) they came down on him and his clan like a ton of bricks.



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