So biz, I had this random ass tourist trap /biz/ idea pop in my head…You know how there are places where actors will LARP and roleplay historical characters? Like Colonial Williamsburg or the Fort Worth stockyards?I was thinking about how there’s probably a bunch of timmies and foreign tourists who would love to experience nigger culture from the 90’s gangsta movies like menace 2 society and boys n the hood without actually having to be in any danger themselves…
>>62710549So I thought up this idea to do a medieval times / Dolly Parton stampede dinner and theatre show with a bunch of actors and musicians who do a pre show larp through an oversized ghetto house. Basically the experience would involve a line outside where each guest’s party gets walked through a ghetto house that reeks of weed and all the character actors greet you as if you were one of their nigger friends with canned lines that came out of the 90’s gangster movies.
>>62710552You pass by a party where people are dancing to loud 90’s rap and then you come to a scene where actors are shooting dice and they say that it’s your turn to play. You put down a ticket that’s looks like a Cnote and you shoot the dice if you win you get double, if you lose you get your original fake c-note back. Then you’re ushered through the house where the character actors take a picture with you whilst making gang signs. Then you’re ushered out and the character actors pretend like you’re their friends and they saying good bye to you as you leave the house party.
>>62710553Then you enter the gift shop which is a ghetto gas station and the Korean follows you around constantly telling you to buy now. The gift shop sells overpriced t-shirts and ghetto themed Knick nacks.
>>62710556Then after you leave the gift shop you enter the cookout where your prearranged meal of burgers, hotdogs, ribs, corn on the cob, potato salad, a malt liquor and koolaid and a slice of watermelon is served.
>>62710560Then you experience a rap concert by the actors imitating dead rappers and theatrical performances in between. Basically like Branson, MO has actors pretending to be dead musicians you get to experience the feeling of being black without any inherent danger. Would you buy a ticket to this? Pls rate my idea.
Also the price of admission includes an n-word pass and all the actors will pretend that you’re black and allow you to affectionately call them nigger as long as you don’t tip like one.
>>62710573In addition to rap, dead poetry slam, a small theatre play, there will also be a mock backyard fight that everyone will be able to watch.
You stole this idea from Owen benjamin
>>62710586No way, it legit came to me in a dream! Imagine if this place existed. People will come Ray, people will most definitely come!
its like Disneyworld but for the hood. Hoodworld
>>62710595Yes!
>>62710549>naming literally who moviesIt will be more like "live the GTA San Andreas fantasy" but yeah seems like a cool idea. Do it fuccnigga
Or should the menu include chicken wings?
>>62710549A problem is you need to hire those 'nigger'-actors, or nigger-guys if you will. Those nigger-guys on your pay roll are going to fuck your little park up.
My mind is going to fucking explode on human exists no more of this fucking degrading humanity.
>I survived Hoodland and all I got was this ratchet ass shirt
>>62710549I had a similar idea but instead you wall off a few streets in mogadishu, pay off the local warlords to keep the area quarantined, then charge wealthy people to go there and do IRL GTA
can you call them niggers? if so then Im a paying customer!
