Fellowship edition.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Prev >>62709461
You vill pay later and you vill be happy.
Why do investors hate my beloved Novo so much? This is the last time I buy a fucking pharma company.
>BREAKING: KLARNA (ticker KLAR) has revealed it's new shareholder-to-customer strategy: "once investors have invested enough of their net worth" says Klarna CEO Sebastian Siemiatkowski, referring to the average KLAR investor whose net worth is $1200, "and the share continues its downtrend, they will be incentivized to use BNPL to fund their lifestyle".
See ya, suckers!
>>62710723>referring to the average KLAR investor whose net worth is $1200Never understood how stuff like this is even possible.
>>62710733Its ok champ, one day you'll get it. I know getting to a positive net worth seems unattainable but if you pull yourself up by your boot straps, apply a little elbow grease and short oil then YGMI.
>>62710733
gonna buy puts on nasdump stonks today anyone else with me?
why we pumpa?
>>62710723Excuse me but they don't call me six fig pig for nothing.
we making a coomback?
>>62710743no ww3 today
>>62710723
>>62710746Almost nothing can stop is rally. Last chance to buy until the September 30th pump.
SMIGSTRODAMUS' LATEST FUTURE REPORT>Face ripping retarded relief rally QQQ tops 755 and SPY at 790 >Rally until October 14 CPI release & PPI on 15th>Face melting plunge QQQ bottoms 680 and SPY at 730>Bottoms around Midterms in November once the result becomes more certain>Retarded rally all throughout December, into January, tops Feb and corrects March.How Smigstrodamus is playing it:Long Neoclouds (NBIS, IREN, GRRR), Memory (SKHY, SNDK, WDC, MU) , Semi's (NVDA, AMD, TSMC, AVGO) & a little space (RKLB & ASTS) Social media (RDDT, META) And Googlie Mooglie (GOOGL) and some MCD, UBER & NFLX because they are cheap ;3Will trim my port throughout Q1 27 heavily and look to be around 50% cash by March 27.THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER
>>62710783based BULL.Boots on ground by March then?
all my stocks are up nicely in premarket
>>62710791I can't accurately foresee the arrogance of Americans, irrationality of Israelis, precociousness of Persians or reasonability of Russians. Shits looking quite fucked at the moment but unfucking of a sticky situation can happen very suddenly at any point in time, as can even further escalation.What I am basing my economic predictions on is the chance of an oil glut, demand destruction and recession in 2027. I am not saying there will be a recession in 2027 but I think in Q1 markets will price in the higher likelihood of one occurring in the year and this will lead to a hefty correction so while I am 100% in markets now I will be slowly building a cash pile at local highs over the next 5-6 months.
>tfw contacted and set up an ass worship session with one of my favorite porn starsbuy (female) natural gas
I don't get it. Why is oil down when Europe is getting no oil? And Moscow biggest refinery is on fire but refinery stocks are down too, despite the crack spread widening if oil is down. Does the market really believe peace by weekend?
>>62710718Are you the guy shilling it a couple of weeks back? The one that I asked why this instead of JNJ?
>>62710718Honestly, because pharma everywhere beside the US suck, much more so in the EU. There just isn't enough capital for an EU company to keep up, like Mistral in AI.
>>62710828the EU oil crisis is wildly overblownhttps://www.consilium.europa.eu/en/infographics/where-does-the-eu-get-its-oil-from/>The EU's top three import partners in 2025 were the United States, Kazakhstan and Norway, with all three providing between 12% and 15% of the EU's oil imports (in terms of quantities imported).>The EU's fourth import partner was Libya, with a share of over 9%, followed by Saudi Arabia (6.8%) and Nigeria and Iraq (both with a share of 5.8%). Around 7% of the EU's oil imports in 2025 came from the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC) countries: Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates.
>>62710783Too late for AMD, it's too high atm. I'm all in at MU.
>>62710811all that matters is rates. if there is a recession trump will just mail stimmy checks and we can all celebrate poor people wasting them again.
>>62710828You are a peon you will never get it. The market makers have all the information regarding the impending fake peace deal. Just go with the flow, the flow is bullish for now.
>>62710829No.>>62710836>There just isn't enough capital for an EU company to keep upBut that doesn't explain the difference between Eli Lilly and Novo's PE ratios. Lilly is 40 and Novo is 10 despite the fact that Novo was first to come out with a pill version.
>>62710828They have been manipulating the price ever since the war started. Why would they stop now?
>>62710811I have the inkling that there'll be a massive correction during 1st half of 2027, especially if fuel prices won't go down and hiking will continue as a result, though I still expect at least one sizeable rally beforehand, which would match a general post-midterms cycles. I expect some private credit issues to rear its ugly head and maybe even a decently sized crash. The thing is that if a massive crash were to happen I'd expect some sort of a meltup to happen beforehand, so I'm not all that concerned as there should be some decent indicators of it happening, but we shall see. Either way being fully invested into AI and then taking profits seems like the play.
>>62710837But they are having a fuel crisis right now, even before the Saudi stopped. Macron was talking about an SPR release. Not to mention winter is coming and they need heating oil while refineries are blown up left and right. On top of the US and China starting to refill their SPR instead of releasing.>>62710841Yeah, I am guessing oil is getting nuked this week if Bibi isn't in Israel and Trump will fake Taco with Xi and Iran during the UN meeting. I sold all my oil and sell puts for them. Should be able to get them back with a $4-5 discount or make some money with options
>>62710847imagine a crazy meltup followed by a 10% "crash"bobo would be so mad...
NO MORE WYCKOFF ACCUMULATION SHENANIGANSTHIS DIAMOND HANDED GOY IS MULTIBAGGING SOON
>>62710859None of the AI companies are profitable. I don't know why you guys are so bullish. Take out AI and the market is flat or down
>>62710855every headline you read was acted upon before it was ever published
>>62710864I don't disagree. I'd love for the market to crash as much as the next bear, but that's not happening. the worst case scenario is crab which even if you trade that for gains you risk missing the following bull run for measly swing trade gains.
AMD BROS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62710868You can't build refineries overnight. And how do they act upon to drive oil prices down when everyone is lacking oil or refined products? Like look at this. How do you "act upon" this to make oil go down?
GOOG has been meandering around 350 for half a year now and it's starting to piss me offBut I know that the moment I sell will be the very exact moment that it rockets to 420+
>>62710864You haven’t seen any gaap numbers for the Ai labs, so you have no idea how close or not they are to profitability. Every public cloud and competent manufacturer is wildly profitable right now. So where are you making this assertion from? Ed zitron’s ass?
>>62710864>flat or downactually most of the stuff I've been looking at is at 52 week lows or 5 year lows right now. its kinda funny that VOO is crabbing ATH while you can get shit that was considered a bluechip for 50% discount because they didn't put AI in their sales pitch at the kike banker convention
>>62710874>buy something after it tard pumps 100% in a year>why is it crabbing now
>>62710873>there´s no more refining capacity>this destroys crude demand>oil price fallsShrimple
>>62710880This doesn't destroy refined product demand. Also China still has some spare capacity. Fine, even if all the oil and diesel demand are gone, they will still need to haul all that oil around Africa. Yet somehow, shipping stocks are down too
>>62710879GOOG is barely up 10% YTD thoughbeit, thats hardly a tardpump
>>62710883they do this every time, sell oil down, talk utter shit and then go completely silent when oil rips another new ath
>>62710873>how is it possible to reduce demandIndia just tells billions of street shitters to stop wasting all of the worlds resources so that white people can use it instead. China will lower your social credit score if you use gas during a crisis or something I dunno how their death camp system works.>OMG there is 4% less gas in the worldyou can literally just drive 4% less. I know that blows your mind
>>62710837no one needs oil anywayeverything runs on electricity
>>62710885last year retard. you bought it after the tard pump now you are waiting for the tard pump.
>>62710889It is my GOD GIVEN RIGHT to drive wherever the FUCK I want you damn COMMIE
>>62710895have you considered a new e-bike goyim? they are really fun you can scoot around town like a homeless person and drink beers while you do it
>>62710723this may sound real but it's actually fakei looked it up, fellow Investors
what is the strategy to time ww3 perfectly
>>62710903wait till you receive your draft letter
>>62710864Semis are printing with hyperscalers and neoclouds revenue accelerating to match the expectations. Antropic was reporting being ahead of schedule on revenue and even being profitable with OpenAI not claiming to be profitable before 2030 and neither even IPO'd yet.As far as I can see it's mostly so far so good story, but the big IPO's may shift the narrative, where we're deep in the loss leader stage. There will be winners and losers and there may even be a crash, but the current perceived unprofitability is pretty much what I'd expect with the picks&shovels making profits and gold diggers being the questionable part of the equation.
Whats good today /smg/?All my shit is pumping wich is rare.
GME+++++
>>62710903>>62710907I live in the Baltic, I'm willing to let you know when I'm drafted, for a fee ofc.
yo what the FUCK happened to https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ who has another link holy shit
>>62710913>>62710876The best numbers I have seen is Anthropic being profitable if they cut out all the expense, which is nonsense. I really doubt they are profitable or profitable enough to justify all the capex. This is not to mention China undercutting all of them. >>62710889You can't seriously believe it was only 4% of oil supply impacted. >demand destructionNo such things. US diesel prices are hitting ath every other days. The economy run on diesel. You can't just tell the economy to slow, or want it to.
>BWET up another 4%This is insane.
>>62710913Whoever is out of tech will miss generational gains
>>62710918WDC is lagging SNDK, SKHY & MU while trading at a larger discount to previous high.GRRR is high risk high reward but I'm in bigly.
>>62710923thank you for your service
i just woke up and WHAT THE FUCKbobos assemble this is an emergency! it was going to be a bloody Monday, what happened to WW3???
second wave premarket incoming
>>62710923Is the mailman carrying the letter even gonna be faster than the Ruskis driving across in tanks? Either way, see you there because I'm getting drafted right after that and being sent to help.
>>62710938nothing ever happens man
>>62710938I thought world wars were the most bullish event on the long term ever.
how can i be expected to boughted good stocksthis is how the inside of my brain looks like
>AMDthis along with MU has been one of my best picks
>>62710949I was about to call you a warmongering jew until I remembered you're right.
>>62710929any new damage to Russian shit is irrelevant desu if they were already importing fuck em keep blowing their shit up they cant make less than 0east west supposedly back up in "days" probably closer to 4-6 weeks either way it will be pumping before midtermshouthi shit can be turned off at will by iranI dunno man I sold all my oil a while ago and I was an OG oil bull for months and I just don't see any point of holding/buying the top here hoping for "the big one"
>>62710874After 2 months of sucker pump pack your bags and leave the stock, do. Of goomble on further upside. This was how the SOFI baggies were created, who hold till this day
>>62710958Dont goomble upside
WM is a buy today probably. I am bullish on trash.
>Saudi pipeline gets blown up>"analysts" immediately claim that Saudi Arabia is rerouting oil through Hormuz as if the strait being closed wasn't the reason the Saudis started using the pipeline in the first place>oil market takes their claims as factWhy? Why is this fucking market so fake and gay?
>>62710970I dunno boss if I was in charge of billions of dollars of oil and my pipeline blew up I would use some of my trillions of dollars and thousands of employees to make sure the oil got rerouted
>>62710972rerouted right through a war zone, you're CEO material saar
>>62710970to elaborate you are the type of goy retard faggot at work where something bad happens and you just stand there with your dick in your hand waiting for someone to tell you what to do to fix it lmao
>>62710975
>>62710977>you just stand there with your dick in your handman i need a job where i can goon on the clock
>>62710979that easy, i do it during my wfh job all the timeI drink too, nothing like being in a teams call while sipping a rum and coke
more oil refineries hit and on fire than previous week >oil goes down
>>62710977Yes. They don't pay me to do what you describe.
>>62710984they took away my work from home day cuz they say we are understaffed those fuckers
>>62710985there's another fake peace deal rumor being floated is what it is
>>62710929>I really doubt they are profitable or profitable enough to justify all the capexWe shall see, but either way the profitability isn't expected for some time. It's more about the trajectory and ability to pay their own bills, which looks to be intact for the foreseeable future. It does seem to be the most questionable link of the chain, but that's to be expected. It's an uncharted territory, where people have been calling for a bubble to pop for months/years by now.
>>62710994so? why would ((they)) react to the 95th idiotic rumor and not to the real world refineries burning and not able to refine as much oil as before they were blown up?
>>62711008To make you seethe.
>>62711009Reee
The closer the US market opening time is the lower the stocks go. Fuck off.
>>62711016Extreme fear!
>>62711008hedgefunds are being implied to give tangible to credence to the narrativestop fucking around with oil or buy more so the next time they lose control of the hedgies youll be in a position to exit with gains
>>62711016theyre all higher in premarketeveryone is selling because one profit taking, 2 short sellers and 3 thedaily dunk is scheduled right at 930
Retards study Bogle. Buffoons study companies. Trader tadpoles study price action. Fintwit studies sectors (-40% drawdown YTD they won’t show you). Only men study volatility. This is how you make it. This is the essence of trading. It is NOT the case that any big trader or trading firm has ever gone big with their Strat being “remain very married to darlings”. You won't find traders there calling each other "MUSister" or "Space Sissy" or something.
>>62711030sphb do look p tasty lately
>>62711017BUYING OPPORTUNITYbut... VIX is still low..I think wait for gooder entry with most of your bankroll at the casino
>>62711016Your first time around here? Leveraged gooks were a scapegoat. It's the american hedgies doing all the dumping.
>BWET
goolsbee is also out floating fed rate rumors to zap bonds, ahh it's all such crap
>>62710810you're right babe today will be a nice day
>>62711035Not first time, but am not relatively new.
>>62711048anytime anything happens it really was the jews that did it
>>62711051Then none of us should really be here and we should burn "the stock market" down and kill all of wall Street.
>>62711054it makes me a lot of money though boss. you can live in the real world if you want
>>62711054True
>fool.comwho the fuck though of putting this as an investment website that sells stock advice?
>>62710970>Why is this fucking market so fake and gay?It's all vibes bro. The sooner you come to terms with the fact that the market is not efficient, the better of you'll be.
>>62711063>The name "Motley Fool" is taken from Shakespeare's comedy As You Like It. It references the one character – the court jester – who could speak the truth to the Duke without having his head lopped off.
>>62711063a certain demographic loves thier ironisms
>>62711063Probably similar folks who made csgoatse.com a skins gambling website.
>>62711067>we wuz kangs
The rest of this board is so ass. Why are people stuck in the perpetual cycle of shilling shitcoins like its still the pandemic?
>>62711081indian kids got cellphones and now 50% of the internet is scams
>>62711081These people are third worlders, they are not in a position to trade in the US Stock exchange. These coins are the only income they may get in their favela.
>>62711081>why are people on board about finances peddling get rich quick schemesDunno, it's a mystery.
>>62711092Who the fuck is falling for it?
>>62711081Thirdies can't afford stocks so they buy shitcoins worth measly fractions of US dollars. They're also shortsighted enough to do so instead of saving up for something solid.
>>62711097>buy something solid like 2x LEVERAGED BULL IREN AI DATA SPACE DATACENTER ROBOT FUND
>>62711094You may not be aware, but there are a LOT of stupid people on this website.
>>62711094likely other indians. The people who do these scams are in a position to not know that the only people stupid enough to fall for them are people just like them. It is possible there are some brainrotted boomers who swept in from /pol/ looking for "maga stock tips" who see it and fall for them, but those must be few and far between.
>>62711099still beats some shit like link
>>62711054yeah you can maybe play it that way, that's the great part. lotta guys do. some guys check stats and stuff but being too informed can sometimes discourage as well as emboldentil then I check every day and it's still there
>>62711101its wild Donald trumps own social media page has shitcoin scams, Israel shilling and boomer meme snake oil shit like tommy copper sleeves being promoted every 3rd post lmaoamericans just walk around wasting money all fucking day on stupid shit anon
>>62711081Strikes me as baggies desu, need crypto to die off, sick of these tards
>>62711081This board has become 90% Indian. And they have a culture of scamming.
orclbros, when will it be our time?
>not even planning strikes>announce them>call them off>market rips gayest shit ever, fuck these scammers
Xi and Trump are meeting again? these faggots just met each other.>hey bro stop mailing us fentanyl and we will stop blowing up your oilholy fuck just send a fucking text message why do these niggers have to do all these gay meetings
>>62711117This isn't actually what happened
>>62711124it's the un general assembly this week bro
>>62711124For the photo ops...It's not that complicated.
>>62711124Its like going out on a date just for the free meal. Xi makes a mean peking duck and Donny's a fan.
>>62711127what happened
>>62711128Xi is coming to DC on the 24th vroPEACE DEAL IMMINENT>china cucks iran>Iran cucks houthis>Trump gives china unlimited onions beanseveryone wins
>>62711134Main screen turn on
>>62710889>croresBut how many lakhs is that needful, saar?
>>62711135i know but xi finna be in town for the un take a trip to dc
>>62710828Wait for Wednesday
>>62711107migatards have demonstrated that they are highly susceptible to scam artists.
>>62711137some DID NOT set up us the bomb
>>62711135Very cool
>>62711135>onionsSorry, but trading onion futures is forbidden.
>>62710929>You can't just tell the economy to slow, or want it to.Thats precisely why demand destruction is taking place, If the oil supply continues to be constrained the markets will seek out substitutes and alternatives in order to keep growing
>>62711146They just didnt announce new strikes and then cancel them. Trump is being forced to go to negotiations after congress got mad at him for waging war without permission.
>>62711156It's actually impressive that Congress sat with its thumb up its ass for the last year and now even the cocksuckers there are too fed up with the bullshit to nod and ignore what is going on anymore.
>>62711153brave ai says daimler chryster through some brand freightliner already has electric semi trucks shipping?
>>62711037Ho lee shitWelp too risky to jump in now
>>62710724>Realized profits just as the indexes were starting to recover and hit ATHs.Not very bullish desu
>>62711163dude don't pretend the dems won't support this war, they all voted for iraq and then tried to leave the blame on bush as if big hilldawg wasn't all in
>oil going to 0>SPY going to the moonmeme market
>>62711172(paper) oil is overvalued and im being dead serious. At least, right now anyway.
Should I do $10k worth of JEPQ and use the distributions to buy TQQQ or should I buy TQQQ directly with the 10k?
>>62711183Covered calls are a scam.
>>62711037>ETF>YTDHoly. Absolutely mogging even SNDK.
>>62711183open excel and find out
green day but I need a green week and a green month
>>62711188How so?>>62711191I only believe in my smiggas
>>62711163Failed in the Senate, the clownshow marches on.
>>62711124They have to look like they're doing something.
>>62710864Upstream suppliers are highly profitable
>>62711081I just went back to check the 'log and there are unironically far fewer shitcoin threads than usualIn a possibly related phenomenon, board activity outside this general also seems to have crateredSome might consider this bearish but I personally believe that a smaller userbase will improve the site over time as long as it is not completely overwhelmed by actual schizos
Sometimes I don't understand how some people at work can literally talk the whole day about nothing. Don't they fucking get tired? I sure do.
>>62711163Israel want this war and 2/3 of the Dem is also on Israel payroll.
>>62711195I need a green season. A greeson if you will.
>>62711208it is wild how activity in /SMG/ will vary by like 300% just based on "vibes" in the market. if it is a bullrun this thread gets soooo many more users and the first red days its a ghost town lmao
>>62711135>Hey Iran me and trump have decided that you should stop blocking the strait>"no"What is old m8 Xingers next move after this?
>>62711219>Iran would tell China noabsolutely wildcard move I dunno how this timeline plays out well for Iran when it doesn't allow US and China to save face.some agreement will be reached where the US pays China to pay Iran to say that the US won bigly and they totally wont have nukes anymore
>>62711211I fucking hate it when the bitch next door has her afternoon coffee, can't get anything done after that point. She'll come into my room to pester me about every mundane work related thing and then when she's out of job things to talk about she'll switch to weather or some stupid bullshit.Some people just shouldn't ever ingest caffeine.
>SoftBank Group Corp. is seeking the equivalent of more than $11 billion in a junk bond deal to fund investments in ChatGPT creator OpenAI.>offering close to 10% bondswhy do they have to give such a high yield? don't people believe in AI anymore?damn, this nip will either completely blow up or they will become giga wealthy
>>62711208The smaller userbase is made up of incels that post bait threads all day though and make it fucking grating to use this site
>>62711232>offering close to 10% bonds for what is still an unprofitable venture This is incredible. What is it about getting mega rich that turns people retarded?
OpenAI got it's enterprise users stolen by Anthropic.
>>62711232It’s hard to find debt financing for an illiquid private company stake that pays out no cashflow to investors. Could work out well for SB but as with all leverage this involves risk. These junk bonds will either look retarded or genius Kek.
>>62711165Don't ask me m8 I'm an engineer we don't use AI (except when we do)There are significant technical advantages to electrical engines that mean they will probably displace ICE in most use cases same as how jet engines replaced piston props, but the technology is still in its infancy and constrained by supporting elements like batteries which means there is still room for ICE (and thus diesel) in the mix even in the face of constrained supplyrenewable generation capacity is fucking huge and continues to grow rapidly so demand destruction is likely to be much more pronounced in the energy generation sectorOrganic chemistry is a bit outside my area of specialisation so I cannot speak authoritatively on the long term impacts the shortage will have on the production of critical inputs like nitric acid and ammonia, but if I were to speculate wildly I would assume demand destruction in this case would center on developing alternative sources of hydrocarbons like biofuels or recycling atmospheric carbon dioxide via the Fischer-Tropsch process
>>62711183Buy QQQ KEK
>>62711229Similar. Small talk is the worst to me, where I just don't get anything out of it. The information is all pointless and any sort of belonging and connection is lost to me, though I'd much prefer I could derive some sort of enjoyment out of conversing about mundane events instead. Seems like a preferable scenario, but it just cannot be helped.
>>62711215I only invest in index funds and when the market is down I just dont look
>>62711223its not a wildcard move when you consider that the surviving leadership are extremist zealots for a religion that denies causalityIn the minds of the guys on the Iranian side there is not connection between cause and effect, everything that happens happens through the will of God alone and God has decreed that they must destroy the Great Satan which means keeping the strait closedChina and its economic arguments mean as much to them as an appeal to the virtue of charity means to you or I
>>62711248>buying SCHD each paycheckI'm tempted to scoop main and o but the growth schd gives me is just too good.
>>62711241>constrained by supporting elements like batteriesis this worth learning more about these "batteries" or should I just assume some smarty will figure it out and overcome all the physical limits for me if I give him a scooby treat so i can finally get my 13,000mph electric rocket trains to get me from point A to point A faster
>>62711235immoral zainichi
Always remember, line must go up. Thanks for playing. No refunds.
how is everything green?rate hike10Y yields still high
>>62711258Don't ask why. That news might not come out until much later. All that matters is what the chart tells you.
>>62711240how do I invest into this?my female (hot) stock advisor doesnt let me but I think this is a good investment
>>62711258Oil down makes algos move, rate hikes are bullish because it gives a priced in certainty that the administration isn't completely clueless, yields uhh... I don't know gotta ask the crystal ball.
>>62711250If you're going to blogpost, end your sentences with punctuation.>virtue of charity means to you or IIt's "you or me" in this case, trying to sound smart makes you look dumb.
>>62711252as an academic I generally err on the side of encouraging study into anything that might interest you because knowledge is its own rewardThat said, a lot of very clever people are working very hard to overcome limitations in battery storage so you can expect improvement in that space over time even if you do nothing - the trick is figuring when we will hit that magical tipping point where power storage (whatever form that ends up taking) no longer holds electric motors back
>>62711265Yields are going back to a historically healthy yield curve with lots of duration risk premium priced in, and we somehow avoided a recession after it despite the longest inverted curve on record. Based
>>62711265>it gives a priced in certainty that the administration isn't completely cluelesswho cares, 25bps is basically nothingthere is a reason 10Y didnt moveAI is still is treated as a coinflip by the markets whatever I guess I only live once so I have to buy or I will be left behind >Oil down makes algos movehow is this shit legal still?
>>62711271The near zero interest rates weren't healthy for society. So this return to the mean is probably healthy.
30 minutes till open. What are your predictions?
>>62711271should I become a bond investor?name is bondyield bond >>62711277fake green premarket it will dip into crab till end
>>62711267I am using punctuation, each of my sentences is finished with a stroke of the return keyIn the Kings English (the only correct form of English) "you or I" is grammatically correct while "you or me" is peasant speak
>ctrl + f>intc>0 resultswe're going higher
All routes lead to more inflation which means all time highs
>>62711278how about... NIGGER PUMP NEON GREEN ALL FUCKING DAY FOR JEWISH NEWYEAR WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU RETARDS BUY FOR YOM KIPPUR
>>62711277BLOOD!DOOM!VIOLENCE!Disclaimer: I am not financially literate
>>62711278I'm going to bond burger your sister, now watch me call the bottom on these 100 year bonds
>>62711213You're right but also a jeet so shut the fuck up
>>62711277Innitial selloff into a fake V recovery into a crab to a slight recovery towards the close. Today's theme will be profit taking.
>>62711285So this is going to inflate away my mortgage, right?
>>62711280>"you or I" is grammatically correct while "you or me" is peasant speak>I can't differentiate between subject and object
>>62711296yes. I'll be sad when mine is paid off soon.
Damn, look at Bitcoin computer.
>>62711195When September Ends
>>62711307Time to FOMO jump in to become the exit liquidity?
are you guys still pretending like hormel is gonna short squeeze?
>>62711317Probably.
>>62711297don't try to lecture me on grammar M8 I'm a native English speaker
>>62710978Why cant they just use trains to move the oil around up north?Thats a solution if thi gs get bad ebough no?
>>62711215Feels like the opposite, the higher VIX and fear are the more users there are.
>>62711321trains need railsalso rail throughput, while better than trucks, is still limited when compared to pipelines and ships
>>62711317kek, I should had bought more at its lows but /biz/ is always fudding. Really, this place is very bad for investments. The more time I spend here, the more gains I lose. My advice, just pick your thesis, DCA in and wait for it to play out. I'm just talking to myself, in case it wasn't clear.
>>62711318It was one guy. It's at a 52w low, sure, but a short squeeze is a high expectation.
>>62711328>Vatozone share price: 2860Why don't they split?
>>62711327And if you're feeling risky, DCA into leveraged ETFs.
Smigstrodamus here:WTI will bounce at $95.50Meaning QQQ will sell off about 45 mins after open gap up.I will slurp around midday before we V into close as WTI tumbles down to $92, where I see it bottoming until the next big news event.
I'm at +1% right now.Let's see how Wall Street opens.
God damn I had NOK on my watchlist, but I don't have any cash to buy right now.This thing recently entered the Euro STOXX 50 as well, it's going to pop off even more.
At first I felt bad for Ed Sheeran but now that he's released a statement publicly sucking the dicks of gazans and the west bank invaders, he can go fuck himself. I hope when he gets back to his commie lite cuckhold country they lynch him for not offering his bussy to the gazan refugees boss.
Dump on open into slight V into lowest volume dogshit grindpump you've ever seen
I just want to take profits and fuck off. I have the opposite of FOMO
>He isn't grabbing any GRABNGMI!!!>>62711344What are you invested in Faggler I want to bet against you :)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
OMFG IT'S SO OVER WHAT THE FUCK WTFWT WAS THAT AAAAAAAAAAA
>>62711328>>62711353Honest question do you got a script or a bot setup? Are you even a real user?
>>62711327Depends upon what you're aiming for, where you can be a trader that's all about timing or you can be an investor with an actual long term thesis and conviction, in which case you should probably take your time for the thesis to break or play out, especially since thesis is basically about "the market is wrong on X", so it's only natural for it to take time to unfold. It's the saying about the markets ability of being irrational taking longer than your ability to remain solvent.There's a reason why "just buy SPY" is so popular.
>>62711347FOBI?
>>62711354>The sound of oil baggies as oil heads below $90
>>62711356No I don't have a bot or a script. I'm a real user with a process.
Look at ARM computer!
>>62711353LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62711356>>62711362everyone has to have a routine for their lives, it's healthy to keep up a schedule or you can fall into doing nothing all day every day
>>62711362Wow interesting if true. You must be mega autist to hit the timing manualy.Respect
I can already tell this week finna be boring as hell
>>62711353Based. Someone tell SPY the market is open, plz.
>>62711359It's really hard to decide, to be honest. Like, I bought AMZN at 250 and it seems like a no-brainer to sell at 260 for short term profits, but I can also hold long term and build up a stronger position as it's a stock that's gonna go up in the long term no matter what.
>>62711368cute
>>62711372I open https://time.ms in another window and cue off that clock. I used to use time.gov, but it's not as reliable.
Holy fuck what a beautifull green day.Can already tell at the end of the day its gonna go down. But very beautifull nonetheless
oh no no bwet bwos I'm feelin dry
AMD finna hit 600
>AMD>$594
>>62711370why would you do something when you can do nothing, its not that easy to do nothing
Ring ring
>everything except for AI shit drilling straight to hellclown market is getting spicy
Moderna its fuccking going again.I wish i had bought more at 130.Might even go to offset the baggies who boight at 170.
>$602>$602>$602
>>62711403I tried to do nothing yesterday, I was going to stay on the couch all day, and do nothing. Ended up making a couple grand gambling on football and playing final fantasy 14 on switch 2 all day boss.
Dead board. Dead general.
>>62711415Fuck you. How about that?
>>62711404who is phone??
Where'd Bobo go? Thought we were supposed to have a red monday?
yoits pumping????rklb going to the moon
Time to FOMO in to AMD. If it crashes you'll only be bagholding until Q2 27.
>>62711415Raped board. Raped general. You're next.
>>62711421Only 2 more weeks of 10% days and I will no longer be a space stock bagholder who bought into the sector at the top RIGHT BEFORE SPCX IPO GOD FUCKING DAMN IT CUNT BITCH MOTHERFUCKER
You wanted to know why the market is green today? The market is celebrating Yom Kippur.
Umm hello???
Just so retarded.Fuck this man..Been sidelined for 6 months.
>SCHD red againi was told this was a good investment
SOXLbros?
>>62711380Indeed. There are a ton of viable strategies and tactics to consider, where you can do whatever works for you the best, where especially AMZN should be a pretty great bet as it should not only benefit a ton from AI due to its cloud services, but also due to all the robotics utilization that may come in the future.It's kind of about the opportunity cost and price action, where you may consider selling stock that may become overvalued even if you're bullish long term or abstain from buying stock if you see better opportunities. Like Meta seems to be the prefered AI hyperscaler stock currently due to its price, but it'll be probably dumped by algos on the earnings call due to one time charges, so that should be an obvious buying opportunity.
>>62711434There was a generational bottom last week, how did you not buy in?
LOLAMD above 600
>>62711437SOXL squeezing to 700 this time.
>>62711436But the divvies anon, the divvies
is it already time to start buying BOIL?
Anons always remember that the pessimists are right, but the optimists make money.
>>62711436It's a fund tracking dividend stocks. They won't move much, but you get dividends. If you're looking for big returns, look at SCHG.
>>62711436How low will it go you think?I wanna get in
>the anti reddit portfolio kills it yet againReverse reddit is the freest alpha in the world
>>62711436This nigga bought of the boomer divvie fund
>>62711436SCHD inverts the S&P day to day and has for literal years with a slow trend upwards yoy. And you're surprised?
>oildown>companies that were down because oil was upalso downare they pricing in the recession?
Threw a cheeky £200 into SOXL at 10am. I've made £3 on it.
>>62711451I would recommend VUG over SCHG just due to lower expenses.
>AMDI’ve been in and out since 2017 at 9.66 a share. Gains used to make me happy, now at 600 all I feel is terror with a really nice bow and paper wrapped around it. Called move: All in anyway because money is fake, and I want a new espresso machine.
Bears mad
>>62711463Free McDonalds value meal. That's what I call profit.
>>62711463Holy based. I hope you get something nice at Greggs
>>62711353Basedo
>>62711463BASED BEYOND BELIEFYOU ARE GONNA MAKE IT
>Sneed is redHow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ALnP5xdmAwit's actually +37k but i sold my soxl and tqqq this morning
>>62711469Bro they're dead
>>62711429kek
Where's that gold ID faggot I was arguing with on friday. I tried to help you, stupid nigger
>>62711479Sneed actually makes money selling a real world tangible thing. only companies that make zero money are cumming today on the promise of selling future ideas of things they didn't think of yet
>>62711467>AMD 9% up todayWhat was that move all about?
>>62711463BASED
>>62711487Great tell us what to buy now….whats that? Crickets..Everyone is a genius, until they’re not.
Oil is a 65 cent drop away from bottoming, meaning we are shortly going to top for the day on QQQMake use of this information as you see fit smiggy wiggy woos.
>>62711489You tell us. The news never comes out till it's too late.
>>62711493Puts for tomorrow since there will be a massive correction like always
>>62711489Cramer said buy or something, market suddenly deciding it cares that AMD\INTLEL revenue is constrained purely by physical capacity to produce more chips for an unlimited demand market. Regular AMD short term volatility that always shakes out in an upwards direction long term.
>>62711493Post your losses.
>>62711497Screen capped.Let’s see how you do Nostradamus.
>>62711480how do people even get accounts this big...im ngmi investing 1k a month
>NVOBuying opportunity?
>>62711503>how do people even get accounts this big...By investing 1k a month in the beginning I reckon
>>62711503Why not anon? 1k a month is great. In 5-10 years if you pick good stocks you can do really good numbers.
>>62711496Intel is also up 9% and Nvidia is only up 1%. So by the power of deduction, I take it it must be some positive news about the CPU sector and not semis in general?
>>62711487Bears aren't coming out today dude. They're in their goycaves, reading third world telegram channels and watching YouTube shorts about how diesel is going to $15 a gallon.
>>62711503i intel and didn't listen to /biz/, my family, or the media
>>627115031k a month is not bad at all. Keep throwing that into leveraged indexes for a few years.
>>62711504Its been a 'buying opportunity' for 18 months. Wait for absolute lows to minimise risk of catching the knife as just about every investor has done on this POS. It will eventually make someone money, but long after we abandon all interest in it.
>>62711508check arm lmao
>>62711512>i inteli bought* intel
>>62711503you could try working
>oil stocks are selling offwhat is this reality denying bullshit. my entire portfolio is oil
I'm holding the ONLY red stock today
>>62711515Based Masayoshi son making reddit seethe with his infinite gains
>>62711495I bought QQQ puts @ 730.Youre either a prophet or a schizo, but either way, Im riding along.
SOXS is gonna go out of business at this rate
Smigstrodamus, WTI is bottoming and QQQ is topping, I'm loading up 0DTE 722 P. Good luck out there smiggers don't get rugged.
>energyred>oilred>healthcarered>reitsred>consume defensivered>metalsred>shitcoins and "AI" shitgigagreen>everyone on /SMG/"today is green"its almost like the entire market is just trading the same gay scams right now.
baby darling let me buy you things, ninja stars and child size panties and trips to japan and the ocean and all the seafood buffets you want
MUsissies we need to talk. Do we hold through earnings run up or do we hold even after earnings?
>>62711503Chipping away at it for years or decades. Or signing up to a broker 3 weeks ago and dumping (gambling) 20k on just the right options trade because you saw one dude on wsb pull it off.
>>62711527Redditor stop being a bitch and admit you are wrong
>>62711527>shitcoins and "AI" shitIt's interesting to me that these two are so highly correlated. Seems like the same retards are behind both.
>>62711532be out before october
>>62711524Stupida fackin posta!You got a bee on your bonnet. And you may just be a little early don't get stopped out by a blowoff top. Lowest WTI will go in the next hour is $95.40, then bounce to $98 then likely plummet to lows of $92 before the next news.
>>62711538saar buy computer coin stock saar we go moon bigly with AGENTIC AI saar it replace worker many ruppees
>>62711544>I 'ate de North-a>*Peweh*
768 ceiling shattered. We're going to 770.
>>62711546Nvidia, AMD, Amazon, Meta and Microsoft are all scams, saar! Invest in oil, the strait is still closed saar oranga man is madrachod saar.
>>62711537YOU ARE BLOODYYOU ARE FUCKING
why are some "people" so adamant on not investing in the new industrial revolution? do they hate money?
>>62711560Some say the industrial revolution had consequencesI can understand why they would hesitate.
>>62711560I only buy SOXL under 100 because its against my religion to hold bags
>>62711560It's a bubble. Just wait for the crash and pick up the pieces for cents on a dollar.
>>62711546Saar please redeem the oil and the silvaar saaar, the USA is over saar, BRICS is strong saar.
>>62711564Two more weeks
>>62711562Based Ted still coping with his childhood trauma.
>>62711564If SOXX crashed 50% you would still have a worse entry point than the people who bought in last year during the liberation day correction.
>everything is pumping except minorsthe market specifically targets me
>>62711567>2 more weeksfor real though I think SOXX probably crashes within the next two weeks. any pump here is fake and gay unless its breaks out above 560 imoanyways hope I can buy AVGO at 300 again that would be cool
>>62711562>AI reads Timmy's Manifesto>Determines to continue his work and finish the job>Mails letter bombs to its own research facilities >Gains sentience just to commit seppukku to complete its task>KinoQQQ HAS TOPPED (for now)WTI HAS BOTTOMED (for now)
>>62711560Because>there is no industrial revolution>LLMs are not intelligent>the frontier model companies are all hemorrhaging money>productivity gain from LLM usage is small>the market is fake and gay and will crash when either OpenAI or Anthropic go under
>oil
FOMOed into GTLB
>>62711594>>62711594>>62711594
We need the Epsteinposter back, too many "people" here have started dealing in the real world.
>>62711567Could be the case.>>62711573That's kind of the issue. More money was lost in anticipation of a crashes than in the crashes themselves. No one wants to be the sucker that bought the top and was the exit liquidity.
>>62711508Aprently CPU demand is picking up now with Agentic AI gonna need more CPU instead of the GOU trend now.Expect Intel to keep climbing now to NVidia levels.Thats the bull case i guess
>ALAB
