I have 1400 and I need to turn it into 140k by january what steps do I take to do this (ie buy this coin now, sell it in 2 weeks, then wait for a dip, then buy this other memecoin, etc.)
>>62711324send it to me and I'll invest it for you and send back 140k of the returns
>>62711329Fpbp trust this anon
>>62711329He did this for me earlier this year. You can trust him to revert back with the funds.
>>62711324Buy KNE, EPA, and DS. Also a pair of kneepads. Then head to the rear of area hotelsAnd offer your mouth for $30 a time to travelling salesmen 90 days servicing six men an hour for 8 hours a day gets you to target
Buy $asst call options expiring in jan 2028 (you didn't specify which January)
>>62711324start selling drugs
>buy $1400 worth of pennies>sell them for copper>buy more pennies with your proceeds >repeat
>>62713756That's only 129k, I don't think you're a good advisor.
>>62711324Who is that man? He looks pretty fly for a white guy.
>>62714249Okay okay ya got me. Then he needs to work lunch hours too
>>62714249He didn't account for the tips. With tips it easily goes to $190k
>>62716596if you fall for this wallet drainer made by this poonigger, you deserve to die
>>62716709I reported them to jannies. He's been in tons of threads. Jannies only act fast if you're shilling biz meme coins by the community
>>62714094uhhh....>sniffswhat the pipe?
>>62716780Janny will be fast. Only janny senctioned scams are allowed on /biz/
>>62711324see >>62711329Good old 4Jc2QYRh has done right by me every year. I've gotten consistent 30x annual returns just by sending him my paychecks every week. This is the only way you can 10x that, trust.