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G'mar chatima tova Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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I'm tired bros
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Bears LOST
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>nows
happy yom kippur anons
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>>62712266
This shit is why I don't deal in Oil markets. The entire oil market is a scam and has been for decades, and when they finally cry wolf about an actual supply crisis, it's not even comparable to the artificial crisis they've been spinning since the 90s.
I foresee green in the future in every stock people are dooming about because of the "oil crisis" that we're now seeing is fake and always gay.
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>>62712277
holy cheeks. nice dubs.
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>>62712276
bobos defeated forever and all time
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>>62712277
I knew god's chosen would come through for us.
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>>62712277
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>>62712279
We're in a full blown oil crisis anon. We're just using fiat to paper over the issue, wait a few weeks and see how it goes.
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why pump?
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ADVANCED MONEY DISPENSER
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>>62712286
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU *kisses you on the cheek*
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>>62712285
This. Trust the plan oil marines, Jiang and SneakO both say it can only go up from here.
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Test
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thank you jews for pamping the market bigly on yom kippur
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>Eli Lilly says we have a third of the weight loss drug share
>rest is Novo
>Eli Lilly up 1%
>Novo down 8%
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>>62712295
>over1millionGODS
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I lost 99% today, should i use my remaining money on some ROPE?
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>>62712299
No wait cancel that. The Eli Lilly CEO said a third of NEW PATIENTS are taking Foundayo. Novo actually has about 90% of the market share.
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>market is up
>sector is up
>sneedisk is down
gonna kms
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>>62712295
>+50k in 1 day
that's a one year subscription to neetdom
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are equities the new shitcoins?
my shibacoin friend is full porting into AI stocks wtf is going on
he doesnt even know what a marketcap is he just keeps saying to the moon
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>>62712286
Oil and bond burger your sister yields went down a lot today.

Not sure why oil went down, honestly. I read multiple news articles and they're not really sure either. They're basically saying "idk, diplomacy or some shit"

Real reason is that US govt just printed a shit ton of paper oil derivatives today.
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>>62712314
Could be because of Greenland
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>>62712285
We're in an oil crisis, but Oil has never reflected the true value of Oil as a resource. It would be worth significantly less if it were, and this has been a suspicion for decades: The oil barons have effectively kept a $10/Barrel oil market at $50/barrel since the 70s. We only saw the consequences of that when oil fell into the negatives a few years ago.

At current prices, they could keep supply for the existing demand indefinitely and not run out for the foreseeable future. It's baffling countries let them get away with it for so long.
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We get it
You're bagholding SNDK
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>>62712318
can you kiss me on the cheek too
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>>62712312
What if I told you everything is a shitcoin now?
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i'm out of eggs so i'm running to the grocery store
i also plan to invest in a nice donut to celebrate my gains today
does anyone else need anything?
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>>62712325
*mmmmwah*!
Hope your day was green
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>>62712324
I added to my SNXX because I thought it was gonna pump bigly
Fuck
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>>62712329
I meant on my face cheeks, not my ass cheeks. Anyway I'll take it.
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>>62712327
Whatcha gonna do with them eggs anon?
>I had beef mixed with a can of beenie weenie for lunch
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>>62712333
Oh :3c Hehe I'll do that too
*wipes mouth with cloth, clean it with bar soap, and kisses your cheek*
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>>62712327
i need some worm medication for my butt
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>>62712286
Bull trap Monday.
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Oh no!
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We’re just memeing about the antisemitism, right?
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If SNDK, MU, Samsung and SK Hynix all have completely bought out inventory for the next two years (meaning they're going to be profitable 100% guaranteed) why are they going down?
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>>62712327
im good thanks
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>>62712278
Pasqal on Thursday
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>>62712345
Fuck me I wish I could short MU but I know they're making fucking money
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>>62712338
thanks
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>>62712345
>Most combined h1b applicants
>In Idaho
Lmao. There's only 2 companies in Idaho. Micron and Simplot.
Potato chips or memory chips, thats all there is.
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>>62712335
redeem them for breakfast burritos
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>>62712345
I don’t see how companies can make any case that they absolutely must hire outside the country at those basic bitch wages
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>>62712304
What the did you short anon
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>>62712266
Reddit lost again
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>>62712327
I need about… a billion dollars
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>>62712367
Hawk Tuah is the Broadcom CEO?
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Explain
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>>62712367
Reddit up today DOE
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Bobo, what did you short? Bobo, are you okay?
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500 bucks to 30k. Whoever that gold ID was, kill yourself. I'm cashing the fuck out this time. I told all of you dumb niggers to buy spy calls yesterday
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>>62712373
More buyers than sellers
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>>62712365
SPY when it was up 1%

1.5% is ridiculous and impossible
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>>62712345
Trump loves this ! More jeets!
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Why are we pumping?
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>>62712377
bobos like redditors always lose
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do you read it as q q q or triple q?

what if you also buy tqqq is it t q q q or t triple q
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>>62712378
I have shares, but profit is profit. I'm happy for us anon.
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>>62712385
BECAUSE
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>oil down
>market up
>on no news
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Show me a list of the Semis companies with Jeet CEOs, I wanna know which American companies will outsource all the jobs to their families in india
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>>62712401
MU
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>>62712327
yeah I'm all out of baby spinach and tortillas. I'm good on everything else. thanks in advance boss.
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>>62712364
It's a tax thing
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>>62712345
Give em a (tax) break.
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>>62712394
triple q and tq but i'll clarify the first time i say tq that i mean t triple q
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>>62712385
Yom Kippur
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how much of these gains are we going to keep when the bell rings?
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>>62712394
i call it /kjuːz/ because fuck the other pronunciations
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>>62712412
I will say this year selling Rosh Hashanah would have been the wrong play because I made gains longing boss
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>>62712399
How big does my folio need to be to taste her pits every night?
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>>62712394
i say q q q. aka the q's. aka the cubes.
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>>62712413
I dont care if they go down, they will go up in time again
I asked my broker to delete the sell button (they can do that if you consent in writing)
I am allowed to only buy
I will hold my equities till I become at least 7figs
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>>62712401
Mahindra
Hindustan Electronics
India Technology
Gujarat Industries
It's My Life Incorporated
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We are so back lads
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>>62712408
>>62712409
Sar, those wages indicate that it’s a basic bitch job that you don’t need some super special talent outside the country for
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CVXbros...
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>>62712426
>It's My Life
shorting this
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>>62712278

>cracker barrel announces NO NIGGERS ALLOWED policy
>COST says the hotdog has 0% inflation

SP500 to 10,000 for Jesus' Birthday (Christmas)
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>>62712266
Yooo lemme hit the joopipe
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>>62712438
BASED
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My average purchase price for BTC is 33k. Ive straight up never sold. I think this time i'll sell at anything over 100k and I would buy under 80k again, I would invest heavy at 60k again. Am i retarded? probably would move the btc gains into something safe like SCHD or VOO
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>>62712432
I will never recover from this colossal drop in share price…
My only remaining comfort is the sweet embrace of a Nubian queen.
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Its over.
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>>62712433

I am a very good bad boy
I am a very good bad boy
I am a very good bad boy
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>>62712438
>I was at the bar Fri. night
>Bunch of people out on the patio
>Couple niggers goofing around, fake fighting over some show or something
>Bouncer grabbed their black asses and through them out
Job well done
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>>62712446
what is the point of chevron? if you care about oil just long MPC
it actually goes up with the demand/margin surge
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JC Denton was right again.
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>>62712445
This brother knows. We’ve been in a $200 oil regime for a few months now. It’s just manifesting itself in the bottleneck of refining capacity and $100 crack spreads on diesel rather than $150-200 crude. Massive shipping charges per barrel are also pushing crude prices down.
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>>62712448
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>>62712444
Just trust yourself anon. You got yourself in your current position, so you know what to do.
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>>62712458
Stupid fucking thumbnail
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>>62712462
how do I profit from this?
Note: I am functionally retarded
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>>62712458
>Human beings may not be perfect, but a computer program with language synthesis is hardly buttfucking to the world's problems

What a weird nonsensical thing to say
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>>62712397
I sold the top and everything. Time to pull out 25k and buy puts for tomorrow
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>>62712455
MPC is a quality company. But it’s a refining and marketing company with a midstream element. They are net short crude oil as they are constantly purchasing oil to refine into products. Chevron is more like 15% refining 85% upstream midcycle. Refining is the place to be currently, but I prefer the integrated model over long periods.
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>>62712475
you wouldn't get it
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>>62712466
JC Denton, in da freshright
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>>62712472
Buy refiners in 2025.
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Should I sell MU or DCA down? Again, I'm torn between it pumping before earnings and dumping because of the SMO.
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>>62712478
brb going to reddit's 'explain like I'm five' and 'no stupid questions' subreddit.
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>>62712483
ah shit I knew it'd be out of my cognitive grasp
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>>62712484
I had a good MUU swing so I am content with the day but I would stay if you are in the unleveraged version
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>>62712477
lmao @ that exxonceo quote
refinieries is mostly catching the good companies when they are at bad cycles at very low valuations and long them hoping macro shits itself

im long on them because AI will lead to war 100% between china and the US
way worse than the tariff shit
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Maybe AI isn’t the solution to the world’s problems but they are the solution to my life’s problems SEXBOTS WHEN
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>>62712484
I would only DCA into indexes.
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>>62712493
>Maybe AI isn’t the solution to the world’s problems
Decision making better than what the smartest human could hope to achieve? That doesn't sound like it would solve some problems?
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>>62712499
But who decides to listen to it?...
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>>62712499
Yeah but I don’t give a shit about that I want a robot wife with FAT SYNTHETIC TITS
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>>62712279
What happened? Another peace deal tweet? Why do you clowns keep falling for this?
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>>62712505
>FAT SYNTHETIC TITS
it already exists and it feels terrible
is called silicone
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Wait, shit, can we have a new thread? I wanted to roleplay a bobo losing everything.
NO NO NO BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY. FUCK MY SHORTS!!! MY SHORTTSSSSSS. ITS NOT FAIR. GO DOWN!!!!! STOP THE COUNT!!!!!! GOOOO DOWNNNN!!!!
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>>62712492
We are living in a golden age of refining. Even blowing out the Russia Ukraine war start.
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>elevator up,
>stairs down
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>>62712505
>gets robot wife
>turns it off
>rapes it

You're fucking sick
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Fool me once
Fool me twice
Won't fool me into buying at this jewish price
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>>62712510
AAAA MY SHORTS ARE ALL I'M GONNA HAVE LEFT TO EAT
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>>62712489
My entry price is high though (1007) compared to my previous one (913) so it's kind of annoying. I guess I'll buy more if it swings down.
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>>62712511
>We are living in a golden age of refining
and smg still only posts about nasdack, tech stocks and mag7 kek
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>>62712516
To be honest, I am no sure if it hitting 1060 meant it broke out of its range. Could very well be a 900-1020 range trade
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>>62712445
>>62712462
Bears are fully delusional. Now supply shortages lower the oil price?? Just admit that the price is completely rigged.
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>>62712513
SHE WAS AT 17% BATTERY LIFE, YOU SICK FUCK
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>>62712523
mmm battery drain
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773. What is happening?
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>>62712446
ophhpohgphghghhghghp
POHFHFFPHFHFHFH
I want that black SWEATY pussy in my mouth ALL DAY LONG
imma SNIFF AND EAT THAT PUSSY LIKE IT'S A CHEESEBURGER
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>>62712522
Oh shoot you're right that is strange
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>>62712512
This. It used to be the other way around
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Moderna Go baby go baby Go
Up up up to 200.
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>>62712514
Come on. You know you want to buy the generational top.
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>>62712525
Tom Lee's prophecy is being fulfilled
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>>62712522
it is all demand
you know demand can get lower if governments start to act i.e choose to deplete even more of the reserves or choose to subsidize with whatever way

bandaid solutions like these can make oil prices lower in the short term creating sell pressure but long term they are all bullish
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Man it would be insane if we hit 180 at thr end of the day.
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>>62712534
kek. I sold a long share of QQQ at 739.25 too and it looks like its about to poomp one more time.
>Whos waifu prophecy is next?
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UK here. I bought £17k worth of stock on Friday. Most of the market was down but I bought anyway because I figured oil will go back down eventually. Did it really happen a day later? I can't be this lucky.
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>>62712520
"Claude, create me computers code that deletes all 4chan posts I see that aren't about brown liquids. Give me normal people steps 1,2,3 fit for an oilbarron master strategizer like myself to make it work on my Safari on macair, chop chop"
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>>62712431
There's a tax incentive to hire them. Like you say, it's a basic bitch job so why not profit from it by hiring outside the country if it's beneficial to do so. It's called business, bro
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>>62712536
>it is all demand
>you know demand can get lower if governments start to act i.e choose to deplete even more of the reserves or choose to subsidize with whatever way
>
>bandaid solutions like these can make oil prices lower in the short term creating sell pressure but long term they are all bullish
Seething Germoid cope. You lost. USA won.
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>>62712345
They have to pay 100k for each of those h1bs.
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>>62712543
Buy Yom Kippur baby
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>>62712532
No sir, not me
I see a large nose and I flee
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I'm not sure what's going on anymore
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Moderna Baggies there is your exit if you want it.
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>>62712554
>Moderna Baggies
they literally cured every cancer
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>>62712551
My local bagel shop had a sign saying "closed for jewish day of atonement" is that what yom kippur is?
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>>62712522
Bears? I’m long both tech and energy. How retarded and myopic are you? Your tech stocks are powered with my natural gas numbnuts. Just admit you don’t understand commodity markets.
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>>62712565
Yom Kippur is just Jewish speak for "sorry for party rocking".
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>>62712551
>>
Threadly reminder that the last (seemingly) organic correction the S&P 500 went through started in October 2018 and lasted a whopping two months and produced a -20% drawdown.

Since then, we've entered a regime where only goes down seemingly correctively whilst
>kayfabe manufactured crises, with
>managed outcomes
are raging around the globe:

>2020 COVID plandemic
>2022 jobs market / dot plot misread scare
>2025 tariff hurrdurr
>2026 hormussy iranny conflict

So basically, the S&P 500 hasn't had an organic correction this entire decade so far (and longer) and did gain around 230% since its last one in 2018.
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>>62712286
I wonder if Japanese market being close today till Wednesday has anything to do wit hit, even partly
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Soon i will stop being a Google Baggie
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>>62712569
Dumb strategy. Energy and tech have moved in opposite directions for months.
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>>62712577
sp500 can't even outpace inflation post 2019, that is a correction.
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>>62712577
Define organic
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>>62712587
Organic is when you time the bottom.
Inorganic is when you miss out on buying the bottom and become a bitter, sidelined cuckold for the rest of your sick sad pathetic worthless life.
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>anons didn't reverse reddit
you will never make it
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>>62712587
no pesticides
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sndk might swing *cross fingers*
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Why doesn't the media ever call him out on his blatant fucking lies?
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Made a bunch of money today. How do I cash out without being absolutely raped by uncle sam. I've only ever put money in never took any out
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>>62712587
>Define organic
for example, whatever the opposite would look like compared to picrelated
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>>62712602
gamble away the winnings before dec 31st. easy.
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>>62712600
First part was a lie, but it's true that the Ukraine war caused the biggest rise in diesel prices. Russia is a huge refiner and exporter of diesel, and drone attacks basically destroyed Russia's diesel exports.

Iran war lowering crude supply worldwide is a secondary, less immediate cause of diesel prices going up.
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>>62712600
Which media?
Fox news?
If you criticize him you are deranged and you got baited. If you say he's lying you are called a retard by everyone.
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Should I sell my soxl today? I am incapable of independent decision making please and thankyou
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>>62712595
kek
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>>62712610
How dare you criticize the god emperor you tranny retard
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>>62712610
fuck you russian plant
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>>62712602
Open up a business and start emiting fake receipts.
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today i just don't feel like checking the markets
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>>62712612
I love you anon. If it's a short term trade yes
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>>62712618
why are you eating a bag of urinal cakes?
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>>62712612
You can tomorrow(early) but don't wait for Wednesday
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>>62712600
>I promise low gas prices if I win the election
>High gas prices are a necessary sacrifice to beat Iran
>The gas price has nothing to do with anything I did
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>>62712619
Thanbk you. All my stock picks have gone terribly wrong so I'm swallowing my pride and learning how to swing trade
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Kek wtf
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the kospi pump tonight into mass liquidation over the next 2 weeks will be great
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cashbros how over is it for us
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oh lawd he swangin
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>>62712629
I am a cashbro as of this morning. I am content (temporarily)
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>>62712633
dont lie mfer
youre just as addicted as the next dude on here
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>>62712636
Okay FINE I may enter in MU today...but I technically made my trade for the day
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>>62712626
>tfw can't check my gainz because deleted the broker app
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>BRK.B
Fuck my roth has a lot of this, they'll turn around right
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Last day of summer so I made some roman style pork and apples. I didn't have some of the specialty ingredients but I made do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GFbpsojgZM

I'm still 20% cash btw
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This might be the best day my portfolio has had in ever
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>>62712602
don't sell, just borrow the money on margin against your successful investment. surely you don't think it's just a flash in the pan, right?
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>>62712644
>+.44%YTD in a golden bull market
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my portfolio doin a lil sumthn
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How is anyone content with holding cash? I lasted 30 mins before entering on the rest of my cash and some margin today. It’s about to crash huh
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>>62712659
>and some margin
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what happened to meta
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>>62712652
Still beating bobo tho
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>>62712652
oh thank G-d I'm outperforming Warren Buffett
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>>62712671
>stillbeatingBoboGODS
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>>62712659
i have cash for dips (that never manifest) or value investing opportunities (they don't exist anymore)
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post your face watching your portfolio today
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>>62712674
>value investing opportunities (they don't exist anymore)
You can pickup some KMB for under a hundred bucks right now and people will still say with a straight face that there aren't any value stocks available.
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>>62712600
When they do trump has a melty and just bans them from the White House, which he did the other day. Only by offering nothing but praise to his ego are you allowed to be near him to begin with
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>>62712678
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>>62712644
It's a good hedge against the AI booooble I guess. They're like 1/3rd cash right now and all of their subsidiaries are in things like railroads and insurance
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>betting against Jewerberg and Masayoshi son
SP WILL NEVER MAKE IT
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>>62712266
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Will the sell off Tomorrow be catastrophic
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>>62712678
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>>62712684
wouldn't touch anything consumer focused unless they're robbing poors (80% of the population) or catering to the other wealthy 20%.

That 80% has been pretty much sucked dry.
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deploy the Ʌ
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>SOX +4%
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Just sold my puts for a loss. Expect a major correction now
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>>62712705
Old food was so weird looking
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>>62712704
Let it be Nigger Monday
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>>62712698
Yeah like how Joe’s Crab Shack has free crab tomorrow boss
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>>62712709
why? we'd need an unprecedented second leg up when qqq is already +2%, surely you wouldn't lose any more money than if you had just waited and let them close at a loss?
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I'm headed to costco you guys need anything
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>>62712718
GRAAAAAA I'm lonely
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>>62712718
I need to play with her boobies
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>>62712718
can you get me a hotdog
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>>62712718
I need a bun to slip my hotdog in
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>>62712678
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>>62712717
0dte my man. 50% is better then 0%
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>>62712718
Is that a boy or a girl?
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Refineries recovering.
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>>62712728
>anon can't recognize a woman if she's not wearing pounds of makeup
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>>62712727
Same here. I got double burned on QQQ puts and had to stop the bleeding. Rather have something than nothing, even if its literal bearshit.
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>>62712718
I need 19 whole rotisseree chickeneds
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>>62712732
You can't tell for sure unless you can see her feminine penis.
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Fuck it, I’m all cash now
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>>62712745
>panicsellingGODS
Just make sure you actually buy a dip
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>>62712732
How am I supposed to know what's between her legs?
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>>62712747
Yeah, will wait until q1 2027
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>>62712745
Good luck with that boss
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I'm up 0.03% on this once in a millenium god green day...
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the war must be over
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>>62712753
What are you invested in?
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i'm liquidating everything at heavy losses here due to being financially raped by the real world
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>I will make more money today than I make in a paycheck

I cant wait until the market moving 1-2% represents a months worth of wages, then a years worth.
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>>62712756
It was always technicals
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>>62712745
KWAB
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>>62712728
Girl
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sold my amd 3 weeks ago
sold my meta 2 weeks ago
at least I'm up 1.72%
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>>62712734
The hell for? You fat fuck
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>>62712760
I almost had that when my port touched 100k ;-;
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>>62712748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYd6McAUTeE
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I tweaked my portfolio again. Here it is if you want to copy it. I've spent over a year researching it and tweaking it

IGM 4 / IUSG 4 / SPMO 5 / CHAT 4.5 / AIS 4.5 / LAZR 3.5 / PSOX 1.5
FDL 6 / PVAL 3
QFF 3 / WTLS 8 / FMTM 3
RSIT 10 / FNDE 4 / DXJ 3
KWH 4 / WELD 2.5 / SPRX 1 / HAP 1
YGLD 6
TYA 3.5
KMLM 2 / CTA 3 / CLSE 3 / MKTN 2 / SDCI 3 / IALT 2

It has a small tech overweight, but tech is concentrated in AI. It has a significant industrials overweight which is at least 50% overweight.

I attached an image showing what the top 35 looks like.
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Never lost faith in Trump.

I made so much money today.
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>>62712772
>onlyhavingMUbe2%ofyourportGODS
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>>62712299
Novo also won the weightloss pill fight.
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>>62712772
>changingyourperfectporteverydayGODS
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>SOXL
I said it was going back to 150, and now look at it.
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>>62712780
I fucking kneel
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>>62712767
I need them. Mind your business.
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Blew my entire port again today because the market can and will remain irrational longer than you can remain liquid. Anyways. Do i dump the money i have left in and full port 1dte calls or puts before close and hope i dont die?
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>>62712787
No. Calls tomorrow
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Commence the panic buying
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>unironically thinking of going to the shop for a copy of the Financial Times instead of just checking on my phone
Guess I am finally committed to quitting doomscrolling stock apps
>>62712764
The reason for this is international students pay a lot more money. I once went on a bike ride to Harrow School, looked like Hogwarts but every single student was Chinese, every single one.
>>62712765
That's a shame.
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>>62712772
You hold 2882 different securities? That’s a lot.
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Umm Oil bros... I thought oil was the new gold
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>>62712796
Dodged a bullet. Was going to buy Shell or BP but thought about that George Bush meme about getting fooled.
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I can't believe ALAB went on past 320 without me. The fucking nerve
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>>62712792
More anons back this. I really need to this to work or my life is actually over so
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YES SANDISK YES
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>>62712745
Based. I want to be too. I’m too greedy though so I might just set stop losses instead
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BOBOS IFFY UH
MUMUS GOT THE STIFFY UH
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money money money money
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power hour please!!!
pump it even more!!
this is your chance!!
set a new record!!!
kevin!!!!!!
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>>62712795
It has a broad market base on the bottom then I target certain stuff to be overweight. I have a few long/short funds as well that will short certain factors or characteristics and make a lot of companies be negative weight, or reduce some companies. The shorts don't really do much in the top 35 weight, but in the middle and bottom weights they have a significant impact.
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I can hear it and smell it, stinky oilies in tears covered in their black goy goop
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>>62712816
CAM ON SANDISK
>>62712826
YES THIS DO THIS I DELEVERAGED AND BOTTED BACK IN
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>>62712345
>>62712409
>>62712384
>>62712549
>>62712431
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>>62712353
>company has an indian ceo
>only hires indians
HMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>62712546
>tax incentive
>paying 100k per jeet
No
It's literally just jeets ethnically nepotizing their people
Probably the jeets in india pay the hiring managers a bribe to get them in too.

It's the total collapse of american society, Micron will be dogshit in 3 years, but americans are too retarded and small white town brained to think anything is wrong with this. There's no indians in your neighborhood after all, until suddenly your town doubles in population and it's all jeets.
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Bit shocked jew holiday actually did it, feel like writing an investment book based solely on what /smg/ says whether it’s true or not
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so is the gigadump coming or not
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>>62712349
The market is heavily manipulated in super retarded and gay ways.

Just buy more spacex, china loves it, surely it's worth 2 trillion on literally negative income.
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>>62712836
two more weeks
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>>62712678
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>>62712836
You bet your ass it is. Right now these retards are delaying the inevitable but once that fat clown is out of office it’s literally over. Bear market FOR DECADES. All they had to do was be marginally responsible, but no….cant do that. “I’m the best, we’re the best….everything is GREAT!” Bull fucking shit it is. Literal ragheads wearing sandals are destroying global shipping and we can’t do anything about it. Let that sink in for a moment.
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>>62712678
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>>62712836
>>62712822
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>shit goes up like 30%
>"BUY NOW BUY NOW"
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>>62712847
Nigger he crashed the market multiple times.
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>>62712847
how much money have you lost since 2023?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO WE DIDN'T PUMP ENOUGH
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>>62712816
damn looks like sandisk doesnt want to go back up today
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>>62712847
I feel bad for you dumbass europeans at this point if that is the level of cope you have to be posting.
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>>62712759
>due to being financially raped by the real world
dont be a goy duh
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I went all in leveraged on oil after the Iran war, when there was the oil correction. It dipped to $70 and I got back in

then I closed that bitch at $100 oil

now I hope oil gets back down to $70 so I can get back in. I'm out of oil. And it doesn't feel right not having oil. I really hate not having it.
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Can someone explain why Canada joined europe instead of India?
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>>62712854
produced epic entries for people to get into solid companies
i just didnt like how he started another war
everything else i coulda lived with probably
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>>62712869
I think the US should join the EU

I'd love to have an EU passport.
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>>62712866
d'oh!
I fucked up this one simple step!
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>>62712759
>financially raped by the real world
what happened smigger
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>>62712875
Unironically if Shillary beat Trump in 2016 we would currently have freedom of movement between the US and the EU
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>>62712868
You're just gambling m8.
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>>62712759
my nigga got divorce raped
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KLAR sisters are you okay?
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>>62712883
>investing in women in the big 26
ISHYGDDT
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>>62712882
I rode oil, with leverage, up to $100 not once, but twice. Two times in a row. Both times oil relentlessly grinded up. There was hardly any dips day to day.

to be specific, I was in energy companies not oil futures directly.
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September is almost over. This was the beginning of the giga christmas pump. Prepare your anus, bobos.
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>>62712887
how is this POS still double digits?
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>>62712864
You can talk all the crap you want fat boy. At least the continent of Europe is acting RESPONSIBLY. I just hope that once the dust settles and the United States is crippled and can’t cause anymore substantial damage to its ally’s we can go back to making smart trade deals that benefit our continent above anyone else.

As for as investments go? My investments are doing fine, I also work unlike the majority of you so my company takes care of me. In fact the work culture here in Germany is still infinitely better than the United States. Sometimes more money doesn’t mean better work environment.
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What is this pattern called?
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>>62712793
nice, i've been ray posting for years
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i dont get it, META is up because of their new AI agent that was released but theres nothing new about it. and INTC gaps up because of it, a completely unrelated thing. is this an obvious puts play?
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>>62712901
I'm from the US and hope the US military is crippled as well so that it's no longer able to effectively wage aggressive wars. That would be the best outcome.
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>>62712793
aren't we actually running ahead of his predicted timeline?
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>>62712901
>Here in Germany
I knew it. Fucking clown country. Even france makes you pussies look weak.
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>>62712793
Based RayRay I never doubted
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>>62712913
Yes
by 6 months
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>>62712816
>>62712861
>>62712829
"cooling off for the next pump"
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>>62712916
The Germans are the only ones who will always feel the need to tell you how "they do it".
Meanwhile you go to Munich and the McDonalds sign in the city square is in Arabic LMFAO
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>>62712925
>>62712925
>>62712925
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>>62712901
Living meme
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>>62712924
lol
this applies to Americans by tenfold. Americans will go to other countries and tell them how to do things.
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>>62712924
Munchen? Hitler's home? The conservative royal holdout against Weimar?
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>>62712923
i fukken hope so :*(
actually im already out
sold some ITM calls to end the day
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>>62712432
>CVXbros...
yes?
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Give me something to fomo on now
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hm. maybe the jojo movie was right and germans really are retarded
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>>62712445
>Oil is down on the news that Ukraine just took out like half of Russia's diesel refining capacity
Yes, this is because Russia will just export the crude instead of refining it and exporting refined products. So crude supply goes up, but refined supply goes down
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>>62712924
>Meanwhile you go to Munich and the McDonalds sign in the city square is in Arabic LMFAO
meanwhile, in America, all public notices and writing are required to be in English and Spanish.

but Germany has one sign in another language and here you are making fun it. You couldn't possibly even count the number of multilingual signs in America. There's millions of them.
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>>62712913
>>62712793
What is it that he predicted?
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>>62712960
Human level AI in 2027, which he predicted in the 90s. Super intelligent AI in 2029.
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>>62712957
I think english should've been mandatory german language right after ww2.
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>>62712957
>meanwhile, in America, all public notices and writing are required to be in English and Spanish.
This literally depends on local ordinance and many states like florida have english as the sole official language..
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>>62713003
>
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>>62713003
it doesn't matter if some parts of the country are overrun no go zones that will take care of itself during the next world war
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>>62712974
These girl frogs are making my dingle tingle
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1dte play. Now.
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AAAAAAAAAAH



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