Euphoria Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrev >>62713914
Anons why is my whole portfolio in the green? Shouldn't the interest rates hike and oil refineries getting blown up turn everything to red?
FAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTxDDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
>>62715043you wouldn't believe me if I told you why
>>62715043No, all that shit is fake and gay. Mid east isn't even real, just a big movie set.
>>62715048Does it start with J? On a sidenote, should I sell everything and go 100% into MU?
will the anti-poor and retardation pump continue?
>SAUDI ARABIA EXPECTS TO RESUME OIL LOADINGS AT YANBU THIS WEEKguess the damage wasn't that bad huh KEK OIL BAGGIES
>>62715048Tell me. And if the answer is jews, which jews. Us government? Wall Street?
ugh, didn't refresh>>62715054
>>62715036sweeney overrated slampig, dont google her no-makeup alcohol fetal syndrome eyes if you goon to her
>>62715011Happenings now happen at the weekend. It's the modern form of fighting season being in the summer months.>>62715017Broken business model. Fast food is learning that you can't deliver inferior quality at a higher price and expect consumers to suck it up.I'm never selling MCD and hope that eventually they will stop fucking around with McCafe and special menu items to return to their core business model of delivering cheap burgers quickly to fat retards like myself.
>>62715050Historically, the first seven days after a rate hike are positive while the next seven days are middling followed by a rapid drop of 10-30%.
>kospi hits 7k>gooks start dumping>again I hate worst Korea so much it's unreal
>>62715060she looks like a typical British woman
They got him
>>62715061but this stock is very sad looking in general, i made more gains in the last 2 years
>>62715068hence overrated
>>62715046How the fuck is this dude POTUS. Just look at his fucking greasy shitstained face. I wouldn't buy a car from this man but he's somehow in charge of my portfolio.>>62715060True. The most cringe thing about the 2020s will be how what is cool is decided by your stand in a fucking culture war.
>>62715071It's consumer defensive that pays a good dividend and will NEVER go bust. What more do you want?Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpO-4E-ZePc
>>62715079i want gains at least 2x higher than inflation, not much
bing bing wahoo
That's it I'm done trading oil. The US and its minions are just too powerful. They can make reality whatever they want it to be. They can print oil out of thin air. They can print reports citing "anonymous Iranian officials" that the market takes at face value. I'm done. I tip my hat to Mr. Bussyent and co.
ooh daddy pump me harder
>>62715043The entire American economy is a giant grift.
Ignore this post
>>62715084>he bet against the house
>MU is 35% of my port
>>62715090How can I ignore it when his GOOG signal made me buy and be up yugely?
>>62715087We can tell by americans being so much into merch. Nobody walks around with merch from youtubers or political influencers in Europe. At best you have music bands and those guys are already "cringe".
>Iranian Sources Deny Reports Of Hormuz Reopening Deals from Kyoto and Reuters - Fars
>>62715108FOR REAL?
>ANOTHER PEACE DEAL>THIS TIME IS FROM IRAN'S SIDELet's HOPE TRUMP doesn't chimps out like a NIGGER in TRVTHS.
>>62715062The dumb ones are realizing there are next fed decisions only days later.
What's wild is this new Iranian deal is basically the same as the old deal
>>62715084>Playing against the ones that very made this rigged game.Are you retarded?
lol
>futures
>>62715124woah guys water is wet today too? bonkers
>>62715036Reverse-reddit, we eating good yet again
>a month ago>hi yes is this the wall streeters office? I bought google, it keeps going down, I thought its good company>have you tried buying more of it?>you mean after it went down even more? Yes a little bit, but it went down even more>have you tried buying more of it after that?>Huh ... actually no, I'll try that, thanks>fast forward to today>up biglyNever before has this been tried and done successfully before, but here we are
>>62715134TWU
>>62715141slop anon please stop spammin the same 3 images every single threadit wasn't funny the first time
>>62715067Its almost like Smigstrodamus said something would spook the gook and make them sell.>>62713930
Bought back into Nokia at 105,4. It didn't go down as much as I wanted it to. Sold above 107 a week ago to play on Amica's earnings but its chart didn't even budge so I left that with nothing gained and nothing lost. Might get rid of AMZN because it's boring as shit, think I'd rather put that in GOOG or SNT.WA
>>62715082Badboys will only give you what you want when they're horny, sis.
AHHH ITS A PEACE DEAL AND OIL IS CRASHINGAHH AI ISNT CRASHING AND ISNT HITTING A WALL REDDIT WAS WRONGAHHH THE MARKET IS GOING TO MOON AND IM GOING TO MISS OUTFOMO IS HERE BUY BUY BUY
>>62715142Are you me? Opened my position at 373 and averaged down so much that Im already up too. Lol.
how likely is it that us bans oil exports.
>>62715167Israel stands to lose war capability if the US does that, so they won't ban exports.
>>62715146Just means I get a cheaper entry into MU for next week's earnings after todays dump.
>>62715172obviously the US will exclude israel in that ban (which the Jews will then use to resell the US oil)
>>62715158Smigstrodamus see's fake breakout now followed by October rugpull then mid November retard rally well into Feb 27.Ignore Smigstrodamus at your own peril.
>>62715175>MU>MOUAre you guys cows or something?
>>62715178If I had to guess, they wouldn't be stupid enough to actually state that the export ban is in effect for everyone except israel since that would be negative PR. I stand that they will never ban oil exports, especially since selling oil at scarcity means higher GDP
>>62715181Who the fuck is listening to GRRRfag? Seriously?You??? lmao
>>62715133I remember back in December when they gave you a year free of Perplexity AI only for everyone to realize that it was a dogshit business model. I've just locked into Gemini for a year to save a few bucks, fuck it. The substantive difference between the major models as they're released isn't worth the frictions of moving back and forth across providers.Also Paypal is doomed and that's a good thing.>>62715181>>62715146Is there an easy way to filter by image name? I should be able to block this dipshit based on image name but the filters seems to apply to words in the post.
>Banks warn AI shopping bots raise scam, fraud and data-privacy risks reut.rs/4yHXzFW oh no, who would have thunk
Hi. I missed jim Cramer tips. What should I buy today?
>>62715194Worse, I am Smigstrodamus.Owner of 20,000 GRRR shares at an average of $14.83.The position is almost at break even again lol.But will be a gorillionaire in the next 6 months.And my port has been printing money, look at every ticker listed and check the price again in Feb. Just Grabbed some GRAB right before the CEO bought $30,000,000 worth yesterday.
>meta's new chatbot reignites the ai trade!really?
>>62715196Open filter > add ChatGPT Image into text and select image name > auto + hideLooks like the board level filter doesn't work but nothing of value was lost.
>>62715196Paypal banned me for only using their high yield savings account and because I had to withdraw from it early. No appeal, every response was from a template email that said effectively "We're pretty surr ur money laundering our AI said so lmao, we're keeping ur money for 6 months because we need your apy for our debt spiral lmao"Paypal deserves their downfall.
>>62715182We're Bulls.
