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Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62715036
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Poor girl

https://x.com/ElysiusThor/status/2102305636880928914
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Buy the dip.
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>>62715854
pls don't be mean to cute japan prime minister
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Why did I listen to you guys and sell MRNA
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>>62715843
Something that made me like dips is that someone called a dip a Cashnado, which is true
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>>62715854
>pretends to wave to the crowds
lol, no. You know that thing Japanese do where they bow when they enter a room?
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why is the dollar pumping today?
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>>62715860
>cute
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>>62715867
>BWET dumped from like $820 to fucking $600 before rebounding to $740 in like an hour
What the FUCK was the news?
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>>62715858
What dip? Everything is green or flat today and yesterday we had a giga green pump.
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Good job squad (not you Google you piece of shit)
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feels good not being red the day after a gigagreen pamp for once
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>>62715869
Word on the street is Iran will open the strait if trump stops bombing. So there was a huge dip in tanker prices, but then people realised it went too low so the dip bounced.
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>>62715878
Ah cheers
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>>62715863
the thing that made me like dips is that you scoop the past and assuming you selected a solid chip with good fundamental structural integrity, that tostitos scoop will HOLD and you can MUNCH (profit) in the nows... also i like french onion, heluvagood brand to be exact but i stopped eating that stuff when i stopped goycattleing
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>>62715869
i closed my shorts at open at a loss was the news
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>>62715877
feels like weve had 2 double green days since july
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I am once again making money on sneedisk
>anon is free at last edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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can't wait for Christmas when oil is $150 bbl and Jews on smg are saying the peace deal is about to be signed
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>>62715887
kek this is exactly how it will go.
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>>62715886
i hope you lose money like that retard penguin did in that one gif
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>>62715886
ANONANONANOOOON *hugs you and kisses you and jumps for joy*
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>>62715886
>snxx anon lives
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>>62715878
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good morning sirs
anything to slurp?
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>>62715887
Why are some people so obsessed with this oil play and just can't admit defeat? All this stress for what? A possible double up in the worst / best case scenario? Just let it go, man. The juice is not worth the squeeze.
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>>62715899
>threatening war crimes at the UN meeting
Odds on him getting sent to The Hague after dems sweep midterms?
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>SPX down .01%
what the fuck Kevin do something
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>>62715878
>tanker prices
I NEED A FULL TANKER GAS
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>>62715909
>rebounded from -.03%
>>62715910
WHERE I'M HEADED
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>>62715886
>anon is free
congrats
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>>62715886
With a stop loss in place to avoid this madness again right? Right?
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>>62715915
Trvstheplqn...
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>>62715907
Zero, it's all fake and gay kayfabe
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>>62715912
I TTELL YOU HWAHT
>where we're headed...
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Why do people still pretend the UN is useful for anything?
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>>62715923
they get paid for it
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>>62715895
t'was a long, arduous journey but I finally round tripped and then some, still have my base shares of sneedisk as well this entire time, I'm considering setting a limit sell for $2,000.26 but I've held on all the way down to near break even a couple months ago, so I might bail on that idea if we keep retard pooomping since my average is still only $962.73
>>62715896
unfortunately yes, I was busy recently so no time to shitpost
>>62715913
thanks, never holding LETFs for more than a week again after this, lesson learned (for now)
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>>62715927
You did much better than me, who is still down 60% from ATH (but I chose to take it slow)
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Where is that pajeet telling me we are overbought. My puts did not print. I repeat the put did not print.
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Did Trump put in a second blockade?
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>>62715936
>puts
thank god only 1 put
you stupid cunt
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>Iran Parliament Committee Proposes 20% Fine For Hormuz Transit Breaches - Fars
- Plans To Detain Ships Until Hormuz Fine Is Paid

Fine and dandy
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>ftec
>nigvidia
>tsmc
>s.m.h
>mu
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>>62715936
>>62715940
thats what you get for being mean to me in the other thread... NOW APOLOGIZE
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Why does Fidelity offer lower expense ratios than Vanguard? Why is the latter so greedy?
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>>62715945
Never. This is only more fuel for my racism
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>>62715942
20% of what
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>yet another fucking crab day
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>>62715887

the most profitable timeline for me is a retard crab where I can keep swinging lows and selling gay fake peace deals

the scariest timeline for me is the peace is real and I get left behind one day

if everything crashes the fuck out I'll enable margin right before trump sends out stimulus checks
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>>62715945
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>>62715942
oblig
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Why can a leader go in front of the UN general assembly and threaten to annihilate another member state with zero reaction from the onlookers?
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>>62715948
to be fair im looking at the MU chart seeing a double top on the 1 minute... you asked where's the pajeet screaming overbought... i repeat DOUBLE TOP... go ahead goy step in... i will if you will
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>>62715953
nwords even
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Hit my ath earlier before it crabbed down
We shall retvrn
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>>62715956
>picrel
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>>62715956
Speak loudly and carry a big stick
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>>62715956
A tale as old as times, though it was a thirdie thing to do this
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>>62715930
Oh yeah, I'm pretty far off of all-time highs as well bahaha. If only a lot of us had a time machine to travel back to June, what riches we'd have made...
>now I just gotta figure out what to do with all this cash
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>>62715956
Because it’s the one leader that matters and everyone else is a bitch nigga
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>>62715957
shut up I'm not falling for your mind control magic any more
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>>62715967
Save for a house? Put it to a game dev budget to contract work?
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>>62715952
most likely scenario desu, probably a blow off top when oil goes to some absurd price and trump basically capitulates and then pretends he got a great deal
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ok Klarna I want an AI-powered (not SI therefore safe is it ESG i dunno) software solution that is polymarket that lets everybody bet on what the price of literally everything is, was, or should be in any imaginable currency. Toggle box for if I want to make it likely to or not to be nationalized. No mistakes. then i mb buy

welx for the free prompt
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>>62715971
>mind control magic
>posting female lust provoking frogs
>aislop ones at that
picrel, actually i will shut up, the Louisiana parole board is in session
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>>62715975
Capitulating means Iran becomes defacto the most powerful oil producer in the world.
I don't think zoomers playing le TACOtrade understand what that would mean. And how it's literally impossible for this to happen just like that, just by leaving.
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>>62715979
>Louisiana
ya... you're just trying to get me banned ITT now
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I prefer a "risk-on" market desu
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>>62715899
>>62715869
it rebounded at the same time trump was talking about "annihilating" iran on the UN, so...
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>>62715988
KEK
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>>62715986
crazy how lip injections can bring a 8/10 to 5/10
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>>62715985
>>>/pol/543081559 in here lad
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>>62715986

BOGGED
O
G
G
E
D

>paying someone to botch your face so bad rapists don't even want to rape you

I bet she has a bunch of shitty tattoos too
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>>62715915
>stop loss
You ain't gettin' queer on me now, are ya son? *snaps suspenders*
>>62715973
I've been able to buy a house for a while now, but the older I get the less I want one strangely. I was honestly thinking about flipping some of the cash position i to SNDQ at like a $8.97 entry point, thoughts? It's at $9.285 now kek
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>>62715992
Sad!
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Who's ready for the GRML pump & dump? What price will you sell? You gonna hold? Trump signs the deal at 14:30GMT
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>>62715992
>8/10
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>>62715980
no he'll apologise and convert to Islam to appease them
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>>62715995
Well I always trade the trend and kinda stick with going long, and you know this is MU season so I wouldn't short for at least a week
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>CRAK
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>>62716014
What the crak doin
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>>62715993
give that man his 500 dollars, a music career and 2 white women now
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>>62716010
>MU
>he didnt or didnt want to see my double top post
DOUBLE TOP I SAID
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What are the plans for Greenland again?
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>>62716019
I TRVST THE PLQN THERE is...no double...top...
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>he said gracefully while closing his put position with a 99% loss
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>>62716017
do they look convinced? we'll see how the executive sesssion goes
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AMD bros, why arent we going up? Is it over?
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>>62716025
to me he was as convincing as anyone without a forehead could be
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>>62716026
Nigga you had double digit gains yesterday
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ooooOOOOoooo
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NEGROES
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>>62716020
They’ve already accepted their American overlords will quietly rule it
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>>62716010
>MU season
Oh shit, I almost forgot, thanks. I was attributing today's pump to the ratings upgrades/PT average bump from Rosenblatt, I'll hold off for a bit so I don't get 30%'d in a single day if sneedisk retard pumps in tandem with Micron again
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I can't wait for when Trump is done and we get testimonials from people in US and foreign governments spilling the beans on just how much a retard he is and how much they hated him. I'm sure half the UN is rolling their eyes at this very moment.
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>>62716035
I am anon *hugs you joyfully because you like little Miss Cocoa-san
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>Trump's July financial disclosure is live. While serving as president he had time to trade nearly 1200 times in the market during July.
You DO over a thousand trades in a month, right, /smg/?
Otherwise you're not qualified to post here.
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>>62716031
WE NEED MOOOOOOOORRRREEEEE
Actually since they hit 1 trilly valuation I expect it to go down and will buy again
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>>62716020
>May I push your stool in?
>Take me to dinner first and we'll see...
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>>62716025
looks like you were wrong on that call, again
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>>62716042
Yeah pretty big sell the news event
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everything is gay and jewish
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>>62716038
why does an insider need to trade 1k times a month
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>>62716036
I’m not, hated all the retards jumping in to release their shitty book during his first term, bunch of grifter hacks
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>>62716051
one trade per turd social post
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>>62716051
The list. I see some SpaceX
https://extapps2.oge.gov/201/Presiden.nsf/PAS+Index/E590116FC9631E9885258E7A002DE209/$FILE/Donald-J-Trump-09.8.2026-278T.pdf
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>>62715944
Where is she now
How come they didn't ask her to come back for 3xxx, 4xxx, 5xxx, or the datacenter/AI products
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>>62716020
Control of the Northwest passage.
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>>62716020
There's zero change in US rights to Greenland, it was already under their security umbrella. Denmark is basically going to sign a paper that recognizes the rights the USA already had in Greenland to give Trump a win he can brag about on Truth Social
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>>62716061
We should annex canada next, invest in Tim Hortons
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>>62716061
Hmmm.
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Saars, why is bloody GOOGL dumping again?
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Its actually MU year, not MU season
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can you guys please tell me what to buy to make me a millionaire ty
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>>62716065
I liked how he bragged that our enemies would never have a base there. As if that's a win and was ever a possible worry
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>>62716074
A house?
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lel
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>>62716073
>MUyearGODS
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>>62716061
Aaaaand, why would anyone care about that, exactly?
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AMD will never be under $600 ever again
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>>62716095
666.66 in a week
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>>62716065
This. His simps have been bragging about rare earth not knowing its not rare at all, its just incredibly toxic to refine so only China does it. There is a reason there is no mines on Greenland.
Miggers NEED a win though, and the cultists are eating it up.
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Is there something like FXF but better?
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Remember when I shilled PINS at 40$?
You gotta admire my consistency. It's almost performing the same way as AQB from that point on.
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my gamestock doing a lil sumthin :)
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>>62716108
>GMEshortsqueezeFUCKINGGODS
>>
Because of a health issue I haven't really monitored things for the past few months at all.

In the last 6 months my portfolio has grown by EUR 20,500 by itself without counting my contributions. My contributions this year so far have been EUR 10,400 back in January.

t. index fag
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I was the one who was begging for spy to go down last night and every anon said it wouldn't happen. I sold on open for a loss.

I should have trusted the chart and my gut. Lesson learned
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>>62715956
Par for the course at this point and priced in
>>62716020
lmao
>>62716093
It's for the future once all the ice melts. It's already starting to become an important trade route.
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>>62716114
Hello newfriend. We deal in %, not lump sums. Rephrase your post please :)
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>>62716115
It's over
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>>62716115
It's down...0.04%
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>>62716115
It was bound to retest where it broke out, which it did. So you were technically correct.
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>>62716121
+19.86% in 6 months
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Made an account to respond to the guy talking shit about McCafe yesterday. McCafe is for women and they love that shit. Many (biological) women rotate between Dunkin, Starbucks, or McCafe depending on whats near them and what they are in the mood for and which place is run well near them. Some Dunkins will have weird rules for what they will put in your drink or not, so they will go to a McCafe instead.
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>>62716134
Well somebody thought it was gonna keep pumping
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>>62715986
I'm still waiting for the video of her saying this. To this day, I haven't seen it
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>>62716127
It really is. People say I should be happy I turned 500 bucks into 13k, but I was up to 30 and got greedy. Then I pussied out this morning. I try and cope with it, but now the 10k I pulled out I can't touch. I don't know anons, I'm just not satisfied, but I guess if 500 to 10k isn't enough, nothing ever will be.
>>62716134
Yeah but I wouldn't have sold at a loss and at least evened out.
>>62716135
Historically, based on giga green days, tomorrow should be red too. Buying more puts, I'm not down and out yet.
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im about to drop 100 dollars on onlyfans, someone talk me out of it
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>>62716146
Well? Why are you buying it
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>>62716146
Why (and who)?
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ok I just bought BABA because chyna numba #1
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nvda bull trap forming...
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>>62716146
At least go to a strip-club where you can get a real lap dance and they can touch you.
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>>62716116
>It's for the future once all the ice melts. It's already starting to become an important trade route.
I know about that arctic route theory, I asked why would anyone care. It's not starting to be an important trade route whatsoever, nor will ever become one. Why would anyone go through there when the existing trade routes are more efficient and actually go to the countries you want them to go instead of going to ice desert shitholes.
Why would anyone use that arctic route, to go where exactly? America to Japan/Asia & the reverse is covered by the west coast. America to Europe & reverse is covered by the east coast. Who the fuck would ever use that route, trading with who, fucking russia? lmao
At best it opens up opportunities for Europe trading with Japan, but let's not pretend it's an important trade. As for China & Europe, for which China actually trades a lot of shit, this new route doesn't really change much compared to the existing one, and is probably worse considering the climate even with a turboglobal warming that would melt everything with zero ice left.
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>>62716146
Just look up the nudes on yandex or celebforum.cc
No need to encourage those whores with money
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>be really tired
>forget when interview is
>have to reschedule because I missed it
Fuck
Why am I so tired today
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I bought a small amount of MU and it wasnt even based on the advice of this board. i think i just asked an AI stock for some riskier tech stocks that could go crazy. Feel so stupid for not putting a ton of money in
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>>62716161
>No need to encourage those whores with money
if im not, and you're not, and he's >>62716146 not, then who is? somebody is... are we really to believe its just der coomer?
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>>62715907
0
No one cares about the fake european meme court, even zog.
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>>62716164
I'm surprised they didn't just tell you to fuck off.
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Wonder if that one anon is still bullish on GAW
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>>62716146
He/she will just use AI to respond, might as well have grok virtually tongue your anus
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>>62716174
Shit is fuckin sad. Kids should be kids and disney adults should be put in asylums.
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>>62716174
Are airguns toys?
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>>62716146
just jerk one off and ask your post nut clarity self if you still wanna do it
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>>62716138
I guess I don't care as long as noone throws a rock in mine. AI made this image btw so it must be what AI thinks not me
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>>62716178
>you'll shoot your eye out!
But they should be. Nerf has softened too many kids up.
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>>62716166
Me with sneeddisk, however, I invested big in NBIS after which went badly but I’ll just hold out
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>>62716174
>maybe I should have a child
I'm getting old, aren't I
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>Trump makes it his mission to turn off the trade deficit
>foreign investment in us debt plummets and bond yields go up
>he's upset about the thing he directly caused

>straight of hormuz is open
>declare war
>straight is closed like everyone said it would be
>Trump declares "we won the war" while it's also "not a war" and Iran needs to "open the straight" that "isn't closed"
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>>62716138
They also go to McDonalds for diet coke because it "tastes better".
>I hate this timeline
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>The calls you sold are down 50% from when you sold them
>The puts you bought when you sold those calls are ALSO down 50%
Make it make some fucking sense.
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Vaguely considering buying some has
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>>62716146
Find the leaks, there was one I was really close to paying for since there were only a few leaked vids but it turned out the couple nuked their OF
Fuck was I annoyed, if they ever start again I’ll pay and upload everything on the coomer alts that exist
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>>62716188
Whoever has a monopoly on anime figurines and other memorabilia will be crowned king
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>>62716185
A STRAIT. It's a fucking STRAIT.
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>>62716184
Yes.
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>>62716193
>Vile
>Fink
>Weasel
>Rapist
Why do Jewish names always mean something negative?
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>Trump Adviser Ties High Gas Prices To Refining – @axios

Refine baby refine
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>>62716186
That is correct and something McDonalds explicity brags about.
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/faq/why-does-coca-cola-taste-so-good-at-mcdonald-s.html
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>>62716213
>>62716186
>bigstrawGODS
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>MSFT
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>>62716188
Don't, their entire business model is a sinking ship. They made a killing during COVID lockdowns and all they had to do was not be retarded but unfortunately they had to chase short term profits for long term growth.
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>>62716216
xbox never made MSFT any money so its appropriate that they crash the xbox division with no survivors
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>>62716216
still up 40% on that bih
best investment I made all mf year
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>>62716174
>>62716177
I actually had to stop myself from buying so many toys I don't even appreciate them that much. If I had a son I know he'd enjoy these things way more. It's wasted on me. I'm just a dumb manbaby unc. Whatever
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>>62716224
What toys specifically?
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>>62716146
there's petabytes of free porn on internet you nigger
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>>62716160
>Russia
The ice melting will open up a lot of natural resources in Canada and Russia, so yes.
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>>62716179
This
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>>62716225
Nerf guns, batman figs, stuffed animals, what else... Stuff like that
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Should I dump the last 7k in my bank account in and kms if it goes to 0 today?
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>>62716224
This is me and I probably shouldn't buy (import) Precure toys...
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>>62716231
puts on adobe and trvst the plan
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>>62716232
Well anime statues are different that's art.........................
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Sold AMD oh lawdy if it doesn’t have a correction dump I’ll be seething
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>+7.18%
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SNEEDISK IS POOOMPING AGAIN
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They know he's special needs, it would be cruel to laugh.
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>>62716146
Repent of your lust before it destroys you, anon. Jesue loves you.
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>>62716235
True but I mean like the Prekit (which is kind of a cool little magnifying glass)
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rddt dumping again
hope it dips below 140
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>>62716231
I dont know what to do im so fucked i want to wake up and it to all go away help
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>>62716245
I bet if you had a little daughter she'd really like that
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>>62716247
your suicidal brain wants to go all in on 0dte I can tell
do it faggo
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>>62716248
I really, really want a little daughter. I hope you can get one for yourself too
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>>62716247
its a green day man just be a little patient for a nice dip
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>>62716246
$151.5 low by the looks of the chart, the price compression is nearly complete and its due a breakout soon.
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>>62716250
In my perfect world I have one of each...... A man can dream right? Adam's first wish was for a girlfriend... We weren't meant to go through this thing called life alone...
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>>62716254
Thank you anon. Starting small is the way- small goals, small steps
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>>62716240
I, too, am special needs as I somehow erased the post I was responding to. Well, well, well, look who's retarded now.
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I just buy figgies with my divies and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>62715907
Depends, they have to prosecute netanyahu first.
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I'm new to Robinhood, does it omit my deposits from the account overview and just include raw increase in value?
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>>62716263
VERY good taste
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>>62716266
Yeah Schwab does that too it's kinda gay for calculating actual gains
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>>62716266
Yep, no juicing your returns just because grandma kicked the bucket and gave you $50k.
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>>62716256
Made a few steps this year... Maybe too small too late, but, it is what it is
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Oh and if anyone is wondering why HIMS dropped 5% in 5 minutes, thats because i fullported into calls.
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>>62716276
That's still going. Huh
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>>62716269
This answer seems to contradict
>>62716273
this one. Wouldn't "actual gains" be the pre-cooked number?
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>>62716263
Nice. Pre-ordered this figure with the gains from slinging some penny bios
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>>62716263
Anon treats objects like women.
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>>62716173
And then there's the guy sucking corporate cock like it's his girlfriend.
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>wrong side of 30
>used to have a gf which loved me, threw her away
>gym, sometimes some chores
>otherwise holed up in my place all day and night
>sleep schedule completely fucked
>know what I should be doing to get my life back on track
>drink instead
>made some mistakes which are turning out to be unrecoverable
and how's your life?

Anyways all in SOXL
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>>62716282
Je veux baiser Baiser
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>>62716281
Oh sorry I thought that little spike was your deposit
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>>62716288
>Anyways all in SOXL
Anon, this is how I know you will win and keep winning.
Don't beat yourself up about the small stuff. Keep the big picture (making it) in mind. SOXL is how you make it.
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>>62716288
At least you're filthy rich, right anon? You have made it, r-right?!
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>>62716281
Robinhood just takes any money you deposited into it and treats it as if you're port had it from day 0. Depositing money pushes your overall PERCENTAGE returns down because of this, but obviously your actual returns in DOLLARS is still true.
So you can't inflate your percentage returns or your dollar returns from depositing your dead uncles inheritance into your account.
This is IMHO how all brokers should do it.
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WHY CAN'T I BEAT VOO
WHY
IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>62716296
Bro...
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>>62716295
That's good then, I think my last read out place would include deposits which made my returns seems sketchy, glad to know RH doesn't do that.
>>62716291
Happens to the best of us
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Woah!
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>>62715886
Yay

>>62715930
Kek. I am now down around 40% from this years ATH. I was about 50% from it in the last few months. Wish I sold all my SOXL options in June.

Now I wonder, will it drop? Will it repeat the pattern again or will it finally break upwards and I can make a ton of money to rereach this years ATH again?

>>62715967
Oh....how big, percentage, is your cash position? I've adjusted my positions so as to still take advantage should there be more pumping.
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>>62716303
Very healthy and normal
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>>62716303
Number goes up, simple as
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>>62716137
wow it's like... completely average and not exciting at all man, good job. I'm sure your friends love to hear your average stories of your average life. You must be the absolute central piece of any social setting
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>>62716303
yes this seems so sustainable I will bet my retirement on it
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I am never gonna retire
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>>62716303
>not adjusted for inflation
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What day do I need to sell US listed stocks to avoid dividends, day before the div date and buy back next open?
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>>62716325
What about focusing on growth picks first before putting it in divvies?
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>>62716327
What iraqi country are you in where you'll go to state prison if you receive even one cent of a divvy?
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>>62716303
Truly the 4th industrial revolution.
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I work for a commissioner in a pretty big state and they’re giving META huge chunks of land to build data centers. Apparently it’s not even going to a vote and just got green light with one signature from the governor. It’s literally over.
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Why is it so slow here today? Feels like it is getting slower. Anyone feel dread? I need to make more money in stocks and soon if I wish to achieve my dreams. But it feels out of reach for some reason.
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>>62716341
Invest in those 3 huge AI companies man
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>>62716326
i thought he was like an arab obama
>>
money is gay cause its jewish
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$15k in LUNR 2x
$6k in MSTR 2x Short (Down to $4k)
$1k in NVTS 2x

I'm going to get rich one day one of these retarded plays will hit big
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>>62716321
anyways can be a good way to play if he likes it
he is loaning wall street his money in return he gets to eat and as a special treat assurance that ww3 wont start in the middle of a diaper change
maybe not a sweet as eats as divvychow but he seems happy
some people call that a real steal of a deal
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bought a SPY put this time and now I'm going to take a bubble bath
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>>62716341

>jews create most demoralizing market possible where the glowiest dogshit scams are neon green and anything "in the real world" crabs red for months

ARE YA HAVING FUN YET KIDDO? WHY IS EVERYONE SO QUIET LOOOLLL JUST APE THE MUSE APP GOYIM ITS A GOOD BUY AFTER 30% NIGGER PUMP IN A WEEK
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>>62716335
Some countries withold too much tax on divies and it's pita to fill different forms and provide documents to get the extra back year or two later. Selling before and buying back would avoid that
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I felt like my BABA buy was fomo but I am going to hold this one forever so it's oki
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SNeeDK is insane, behaving like a 3xLETF. Why would anyone risk it with SOXL instead of plain SNDK? SNXX is just simple greed, if you get trapped with it you deserve to be punished.
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better buying before a crash than being priced out
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>>62716340
Why do you dumb goyim think companies should have to get permission to put computers in their buildings? Do you want the government to come into your house and say whether or not you can put a computer in it or not?
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>BWET
Don't tell me someone bought at 800.
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>>62716364
you sound exactly like someone I know who's been in the stock market for close to a decade now and has an overall performance of around 20% since starting. Not year to year. 20% in 10 years.
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>>62716372
Swung BWET twice in the 720-780 range. Longed Tech again on Friday so good play
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Do actual companies with an actual product and actual revenue and actual profits ever come from OTC stocks? It seems all the real companies start out as private equity and then have an IPO and indirect to nasdaq. How many otc companies actually get up listed to nasdaq by having a real product?

It seems all otc companies are complete scams I really have to stop throwing money into them thinking I’m “investing”
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-0.5% on a green day feels worse than a -5% on a red day
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how much longer are kikes gonna be able to manipulate oil prices down?
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nothing is moving
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>>62716375
Buddy, if you'd bought SNDK at 1550 on Thursday, you'd be up 22% right now. That's 3 trading days.
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>>62716263
Based me too
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>>62716387
yeah but if you bought snxx you'd be up more
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I bought oil dip yesterday
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How do I go to $3.5m from $1.1m in 5 years? I'm mostly SSO and TQQQ, will add $50k ish cash every year if not more
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>>62716296
because you didn't buy leveraged 3x voo
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>>62716385
Nothing that you're looking at maybe.
ooooooo...
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>>62716390
And if you didn't cash out, you'd be missing sleep for 3 months, losing friends and fighting family. Ask this anon.
>>62715886
>>
how long did it take you to make it as a trader?
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Cowabunga, dude!

S&P500 is in a giant bart pattern!
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>>62716400
But the Bart got rejected doe?
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>>62716400
Its always been Bart. Eternity of Bart
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>>62716384
>The Jews have mindfucked the stupid goyim so hard the unwashed christcucks are now demanding MORE EXPENSIVE gas
Lmao.
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>>62716402
Mini-bart
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>>62716409
Ah sorry I didn't zoom in enough
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>>62716160
the route being open would allow russia and china access to the open ocean where they wouldn't be subject to the us navy's control over blue ocean waters. this has serious strategic and economic implications. the russian navy could access the seas without going through the baltic sea or bosporous straits. the chinese would have a way to import seaborne oil without passing through the jakarta straits. it would open a global trading route that doesn't pass through any straits at all.
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Fuck me I had a sudden urge to put a 210 call @ sept 28 on nvda yesterday. I am regretting it now
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>>62716385
Silver?
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>>62716424
Exactly. Nothing.
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Are you fuckers still out here buying the bull trap?
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>>62716426
biotech had a big day and it was pretty obvious, red semis and oil in the morning, green everywhere else, biotech chart spelled it out too.
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>>62716428
>when your micky d's burger + soda finally arrives
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>>62716433
>when they give you so many fries there are more in the bottom of the bag
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>>62716433
Specifically Coca Cola.
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>>62716434
member when a little fry at five guys was like 6000 calories? i member
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>>62715886
Sell it before it's too late
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power hour please!!
we need another mega pump!!
no no a giga pump I mean!!!
a hyper strato pump of all time!!!
kevin!!!
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>>62716449
We are slowly melting up CALM DOWN
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>Trump threatens to ‘annihilate’ Iran in UN speech as officials hold bilateral meeting
peace talks off to a good start
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American Express, the high quality compounding bank is looking undervalued currently. I will add to my position this week.
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And up we go.
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0.00% today 0.42 cents change. amazin
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dat boi mike ron boutta finna break 1100
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>>62716416
>the route being open would allow russia and china access to the open ocean where they wouldn't be subject to the us navy's control over blue ocean waters
>china
>the chinese would have a way to import seaborne oil without passing through the jakarta straits
>it would open a global trading route that doesn't pass through any straits at all.
AND HOW IN THE FUCK DOES CHYNA AVOID YET ANOTHER FUCKING STRAIT, CONTROLLED BY AMERICA THIS TIME
FOR FUCKS SAKE I SWEAR I'M SURROUNDED BY TURBORETARDS AND FUCKING """"AI"""" BOTS
HERE I CIRCLED IT WITH A BIG PENCIL WITH A BRIGHT RED COLOR JUST TO MAKE SURE
IT'S EVEN A BIGGER CHOKEPOINT THAN ANY FUCKING EXISTING ROUTE
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>stock up 3% today
>the 2x leveraged version I own is also up 3% today
wtf? Shouldn’t I be up 6%
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>>62716325
gj on figuring that out
now on to the next phase
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>>62716459
can you believe i was briefly holding puts this morning? can you believe it?
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>>62716460
I got a point you can choke on
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>>62716460
that's twice the width of jakarta and controlled on it's opposite side by a hostile nuclear superpower
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>>62716146
jack off before it’s too late
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obligatory warning post for all moon cycle traders... beware of the harvest NOON moon
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Financially speaking, if I had some oranges in my fridge for a few months, they're probably safe to eat, right?
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>>62716480
nah the ongoing pump is linked to this
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>>62716464
3% + 3% is 6%!
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>>62716480
Delete this.
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>>62716464
How much more or less does the leveraged one cost?
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>>62716492
Like 1/4th
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>>62715869
Saudi Arabia is quicker with the east west pipeline than expected.
BWET is Hormuz futures
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So when do i sell now?
Thats my hardest part for me? I either dont let them ride the winners long enough or miss the exit window? Any advice from more experience guys?
>ib4 dont go by gut feeling use trailing stops
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>>62716481
a few months of decay would be highly noticeable in physical good just like a letf
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>>62716288
Yes it's fucked plus I want a rich girl to adopt me as her house husband.
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>>62716503
If you're asking this, you should probably secure the catch. Just saying.
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>>62716503
Depends on what you own, I would draw some meme lines and find their trading range, for example MU is near the top of its trading range, susatined buying past $1,111 and its a breakout, but I think its more likely to hit resistance and head back to $950 before it really breaks out.
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>>62716288
uh what should you be doing to get back on track?
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>>62716503
>So when do i sell now?
Yes
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just buy soxl and hold. i been holding since july, buy the dip and watch it bounce back higher.
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>>62716263
That’s a great business expense, most of all Mio.
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The pullback is tomorrow frens. Use caution.
>>62716393
Spy 0dtes and you can make it tomorrow
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First time I've had to roll out MU covered calls since July we're so back.
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>>62716288
i miss my functional alcoholism days. everything was more fun, but i wanted to lose weight. i don't think i've had a drink in 2 weeks. maybe i'll have one tonight.
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>>62716368
Leftists like him believe committees and votes increase efficiency instead of shittening it up.
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>>62716541
>pullback
how back will the pull be? micron holds 1000, nigvig holds 210, intc holds 100, pltr holds 170, googl holds 340, spcx doesnt get back to 135 ipo price... am i wrong chuds?
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>>62716544
>rolls out assumed to be ITM covered calls
>just locks in all that loss because he thinks its still going higher
yea i guess im holding still if you are chud
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>>62716561
Mumus are cocky. Historically two days after giga pump there's a sell off.
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>>62716541
>0dtes tomorrow
I missed yesterday already, is tomorrow a pullback for SPY or for SOXL or what?
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>>62716568
I made 7 cents a contract on the defensive move.
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>>62716469
How much did you lose? It went up quick
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>>62716576
>there's a sell off.
and i am asking how big you think it will be, i called my bottoms on stocks i care about, putting it in janny's hands now
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>>62716450
Fuck you the power hour is real!
>>
balls
in
my
mouth
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>He didn't buy GRRR

Lol

Lmao even
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>qqq less than a dollar from the atb
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Any WMTbros?
I bought at 103, should I get out now?
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Sorry guys my post sounded kind of sour im very sleep deprived but im up bigly.
Its all good im so fucking high from the sleep deprivation
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>>62716603
meant to say ath but atb fits hehe
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>>62716612
>atb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A9OIIapSko
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check the yield curve
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>>62716595
Spy will hit 770.
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>>62716603
>soxl only halfway to its ath
We've fallen so far bros...
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>>62716593
It ain't funny
Ever since a young'un sonny, take the money
His first business made each day a grand
His only comp, shorty with the spiked lemonade stand
That's how he ran his hustle
He came with a plan that took least amount of muscle
Two for one, dime frogs for the lickin'
And all you can eat, CORN DOGS FOR THE PICKIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDQJJZixC-4
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>>62716628
Kek
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If we bake we get power 10 minutes.
If we don't it's a 10 year bear market.
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bakan'
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>>62716650
>>62716650
>>62716650

NEW BREAD
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>>62715979
>I'm happy but don't like to be happy
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>>62715854
>You can't wave to the consulate staff



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