>Got past first 2 rounds of interview process>Now I have to talk to the head roastie in chargeHow fucked am I?>Dude she's not a roastie, quite being an incelShe went to Arizona State
>>62716221She's there to make sure the girls will like you. Be friendly and personable don't talk about how competent you are at your job. Pro-tip: ask her some questions about herself.
>>62716239>S-So... How's your family doing??>OMG YOU CREEP CALL THE POLICE
>>62716221>>Dude she's not a roastie, quite being an incel>She went to Arizona StateShe very well might be. So rule 1, hide the fact that you know that. Ask her a question that's a little atypical for a man to ask a woman. Like if she saw the game last night or what car she drives. It won't land, if she's a roastie as you think, might even be a little awkward, but it will make it clear you don't only see her as a woman.Basically extend an olivebranch, treating her as one of the guys, even for a moment. Even if she rejects it, it'll be a positive feeling for her.
>>62716386>how's your familyask about HER you socially incompetent retard.
>>62716386Not like that. Ask her about her kids.
>what do people here like to do in their free time, are there any clubs in the company? I <activity> and that might be a fun way to get to know co-workers
>>62716414>S-So...How's work working out for you?>THATS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS YOU INKCELL. >OH CHAD KICK THIS GUYS ASS FOR ME
>>62716417W-where do your kids go to school?
The easiest, least risky normie question to ask these people, especially if youre a sperg, is>what do you like about working at <company>?Runner up:>could you describe the culture of company?Signals these things matter to you even if they dont. These things mattering to you signal youre not a school shooter
>>62716221Man I wish they would start with the roastie test. I fare so much better with women than grympy old men with nothing but accreditations and 0 will to give people a chance. t. jacked /fit/izen with a bunch of tats and a criminal record
>>62716821Hmm the "I can fix them" pitbull stattegy probably does make sense. God forbid a guy is normal and has his shit together.
>>62716221Are you physically attractive? If so, you will be okay
>>62716835Not enough
>>62716827Nah dude just a cool demeanor and experience with women in general. The problem with these corporate jobs is that the men who usually end up in middle management roles (eg. The Dev Managers I've met) tend to have been fucking dorks their entire life and now want to lord it over others who weren't.That's my experience from the 5 interviews I've been to. 3 of the dudes were cool, but the remaining 2 were fucking discord mods
>>62716221Are you rich? I just showed up to all my past interviews high on drugs.
>>62716221Just troll her, you arent getting the job. You should call her the HRIC in the interview, that would be pretty funny. And maybe you can record it for eclout
>>62716864This. Chances of landing a job today is so low.
>>62716221JUST B URSELF
>>62716864Probably should have she just was not opening up at all so I sense I gave her the ick. Feels like these 40 year chicks are mad their looks don't get them attention anymore>>62716852>Nah dude just a cool demeanor and experience with women in general.Some of us are here to work and make money, not play your dumb social games.
>>62716221just dont be urself and lie about everything
