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NIGGERS
I am still making money off of sneedisk>party hard o o'ernight short editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62717421That's a cute bun
I hate bobosI hate mumusSimple as
>He actually didn't buy GRRRlollmao
>>62717432you are enlightened, iron condor is truly the way to build wealth
Wouldn't it be funny if all these gains disappear again just like that last 2 or 3 times this type of pump happened since August? ;_; how am I supposed to know whether to hold or sell these stocks and options?
>>62717426what are we in for cracker bros?
>>62717429I have never once doubted your overwhelming success and I never will
>>62717439MU's earnings are next week so not possible to suppress tech stocks anymore. enormous things are being priced in now.
>>62717439Consult the horoscopes (technical analysis)
>>62717446Are you forgetting that MU has sold off after both of the last 2 amazing earnings?
>>62717451This time is different.
>>62717442>what are we in for cracker bros?going broke?
>>62717439Until we see kospi ripping on the reg again I think we're still in the same position basically. There are some things that can extend the rally like oil coming down and Iran optimism but nothing has really changed. The market is still not gonna risk it and you can see that in the price action. Things just aren't moving in a convincingly optimistic direction yet.
first regular dollars now i gotta earn AI dollars then next i need SI dollars am i clocked overtime in superworld to earn them hows it gonna work
>>62717451Just sell before the selloff
>>62717446Might be safe to hold these stocks and options then just from the potential run-up. Idk whether to hold past earnings seeing how they dumped the last two times at least.
>>62717456Xi and trump will sign amazing deals and SPY reach 8k soon. Others don’t matter.
>>62717456Hmm though the potential for a run-up prior to earnings could be there...>proceeds to plummetNoooooo! Once again I should've sold the entirety of the shares and rebought a week later. Though I get the feeling they're gonna let it keep pumping soon so it makes it hard to let go of all these shares.
>>62717451MU retard pumped last earnings and "saved the market"
>>62717413>leaves out chartKospi is currently in the dumping phase of its crab cycle to stay below 7k.
I was thinking of buying Qualcomm tomorrow, any advice?
>>62717471just give your female broker a call and I'm sure she can walk you through it
>>62717473how are you smiggers getting female brokers, i just get some 30-40 year old guy helping me
>>62717469spooky ass chart
QCOM and TXN are now the top 2 holdings in SCHD
>>62717475I have a middle aged black woman as my (female) broker. She's nice.
>>62717467MU earnings in June literally marked the double top of the market.
>>62717469Why is skhynix dumping?
>>62717485If you played MU earnings specifically you printed
KOREA A SHIT
>>62717489Yep but just remember to sell instead of holding like I did.Took a month to regain those losses.
>>62717426Oh shit remember Schoolastic book days?
>>62717496I remember one time my mom gave me money to buy books and I just bought dinosaur toys at the book fair
>>62717499Were they educational dinosaur toys?
>>62717500one of them was a dinosaur egg that had bones in it. and you would build the t-rex out of the bones. but they used to sell all sorts of shit there like pic related.
>>62717437Can MU earnings be the catalyst?
>>62717464nigga just close your eyes, there is no bubble and your port will 2x in a year
>>62717510Do kids still play the Legos or is it all dumb faggots building Harry Potter castles and whatnot?
>>62717515The hilarious part is some boomer on CNBC was pumping LLY today, claiming it’s an easy hit to $2,000 in 3 to 4 years. Then LLY immediately drops -2% at market open because investors think a multi-bagger pharma play is too slow compared to AI hyper-growth.
>>62717496>>62717499SCHL will go out of business.Imagine trying to sell books to kids who can't even read.
>>62717517its worse than you can possibly imagine
>>62717475You have to call them when you are underwater give figures and bitch and moan and schiz out enough times until they call the police on you for a welfare check while you liquidate your entire portfolio to gain access to all available capital to go all in on short dated MU calls that go minus 40% immediately. Then and only then will they assign you a female broker. Mine called me the other day when I was taking a few days off to work on my property. I don't think she will ever call me again but if she does, I'll take her call
>>62717523how the fuck? i thought they went bankrupt, were they just living off of 10 stores worldwide or something holy shit. (also bullish for pokemon cards)
>>62717496Yeah that shit was awesome, I remember getting a world record book and bringing it to recess and we'd all look at it shit was cash>>62717499Kek based
Bobros, status report?
Offshore Data Centers
>only have 50% of shekels in stocksShould I DCA to 90%? I feel like DCA is bullshit psychology but I'm too pussy to do it in one go. Maybe I should go for 1% per month?
>>62717548people DCA because thats all they can put in per paycheck. if you have a huge sum of money just sitting there, youre not "DCA"ing but just selectively investing low risk, aka no balls. all in MU before earnings
>>62717548fuck anon at least do SCHD. your literally losing 15% a year holding cash.
>Under Space Data Centers
>>62717443I wholeheartedly thank you for your continued support anon! *tussles your hair and puts a chocolate chip cookie in your pocket*>>62717548Go all in on 0dte spy puts anon, win beeg! The casino is meant for having fun, after all
>>62717559I'd rather be in a HYSA than SCHD at this point boss. Kevin just buffed the returns on it. The yield on SCHD sucks and most of the stocks in it are overpriced with limited growth potential. For me its the shit and piss with a tech overweight.
>sold gdxu and muu too early again>economy sucks worse than ever>people trying to gaslight you "getting a 6 figure job is easy bro just go back to college" again>anal sexI wishI had the stones to gamble 15k, 2 years ago, in hopes of getting 200k in crypto. Especially in hindsight since I would have gotten 200k.2026 sucks everything is topping out.
>>62717569another 6 months, another anon will say>everything is topping out, i wish i got in the middlethe middle being current prices. just buy.
>>62717572>the middle being current prices. just buyHoly top signal. How fucking greedy are you people?
Can't wait to goomble on MU earnings
Everything is high, what should I invest in when markets open?
>>62717572>market way up>years off from where I wanted to be or would have been>"buy now, /smg/ thinks 10% is great"
>>62717584more donuts
>>62717567SCHD is cheap and just had a rebalance on Friday. But if you want something like a HYSA with a smidge more risk and much better returns look into SATA. As long as BTC isn't bottoming it pays 13% and it pays daily so theres much less risk. You don't have to hold to collect the return for the day
DPZ is down 30% this year, just saying.
>>62717575you tards post this img everytime to justify being a bobo and then a couple months later everything recovers and makes a new ATH. do yourself a favor and delete that image fud from your drive and delete the sell button on your broker>>62717592>i wont buy now AMD, its too high right now, ill only make 10% at best>AMD pushes another 50% within 6 monthsrepeat ad infinitum. if you can time the market feel free to share the sauce
>>62717575dont hide, just buy!
>>62717602My weight is up 30%, just saying.
>>62717446MU will come out and say, smooth sailing boys. We are making the predicted profit but are capped in the upside because of production capacity. The jews will sell it off and ut will dip 200$. You'll see.
>>62717559the cash is in a 2.2% savings account, as I'm a eurofag.
>>62717462> because Xi is wearing the red tie today so turmp couldnt wear his red tie.
>>62717626Why not put it in trade republic savings account which gives you 3
>Greenland Energy Company (GLND)how high is this going now that greenland is american?
>>62717559>SCHDIs ko boomer still around?
>>62717650I miss KO boomer
I am finally b/e on the MU I bought months ago. Thank you for your attention to this matter
qqq rally part 2 check em
>Billionaire Masayoshi Son’s SoftBank Group Corp. kicked off what’s set be one of the largest corporate junk bond sales ever as the Japanese conglomerate taps debt investors to fund large-scale investments in artificial intelligence. How are they junk if it's for AI? Sorry, I meant SI, riddle me this
>>62717653You can't go wrong with memory stocks. There's still at least another 2x to go from current valuations.
>>62717606>>62717617This is what euphoria looks like.
So are the jews charging Clav for being handsome while fucking a girl on Cape Cod now?
>>62717677Just read the headline and truly I don't care. Neither for the girl nor him, as it's very much and easy avoidable.
>>62717677these girls are slightly above average
>>62717677ew white women, please stick to posting asian queens only
>>62717677And he unironically made himself uglier, it's so funny. His nose was fine. It suited his face, now it's too small and unremarkable with no character.t. also had a nosejob, but it was medically indicated, ordered by a medical doctor and counterchecked by the federal healthcare employed medical doctors (I paid 400€ iirc)
>>62717663MU to 2k>you'll have 2k in value left when it's over
test
>futures
>>62717699
Burry added to MU shorts
>>62717740Based Burry is my spirit animal.
Bears get bogged yet again.
>>62717606You'd be stupid to buy AMD now. It can and it will drop to 500 in 2026, no reason to rush.
It's over bros. My puts are fucked. Back to 0 I go.
SMIGSTRADAMUS YOU SAID THERE WAS AN OIL BOTTOM, IT WAS 24 HOURS AGO IIRC
>>62717662Masayoshi son gambling his way into trillionaire status, there is no man more based than him. I wish the best to thisbpure degenerate soul
>SNDQ up $0.15 per share overnight so farif only everyone was as an elite a trader as I *smug chuckles*
>>62717824Everyone runs out of luck eventually nigger.
good time to buy FAS
>>62717824>eur/usd +0.15%my usd nominated holdings up even when the market is closed. mwahahaha
>>62717427THIS
>>62717662
>>62717804This post was the oil bottom.
>>62717496>>62717533I found my Catzilla and Dogzilla books. They're by the same guy who later created Captain Underpants.
>DOJ defends Trump ban of 3 news outlets, says White House access is a 'privilege — not a right' muh freedom of speech
Bessent working hard
Every day I am blown away by how oblivious the average American is to how their economy works, and how even the supposedly smart ones think that it can continue to function normally when 40+% of the world's fossil fuel production is offline.
>>62717740He’s playing with pennies.He’s also playing a charscter.
>>62717530>bankruptThey were snapped up by a vulture firm, fed the debt of the purchase, then they hoovered up the pension and all teh spare cash in the fire sale.The IP was sold to a new company who is going to rebuild the stores.
>>62717920>40% is offlineIt's simple.The US produces more oil than it uses. So the only downside for the US is higher prices for consumers/citizens. The midterms are fucked because Iran is unpopular anyway, so why fix it at this point.Gas could go to 10$ a gallon and at worst the average burger would be in a slightly better position than the rest of the world spending wise.
You have 1 minute to predict tomorrowGo
>>62717952>cums
>>62717496I liked the cheat codes for games, the only place to find big bobblehead cheatcodes
>>62717955I said predictnot precum
>>62717952Neon (green) lightsNobel prize
i cant believe we broke athjew dogs waited for a price hike
>>62717952>futures
So basically if I keep holding CVX for 2 years the divvies will make up for the losses.
So I sold half my port, only stayed in 2xqqq and Googily moogilyMight be a couple days too early, but the way the market has been crabbing the last month, I don't trust anything right now, and at least could sell with a profit.Korea / Samsung has been pumping way too hard is bound for a correction. With MU earnings next week, they will probably crush expectations, but some gay narrative will spin it in a bad light, or "analysts" will suddenly raise the bar for expecatations higher, and we won't hit new ATH until after midterm elections with a lot of volatility in between.
>>62717959this place has really gone downhill, cant even cum without people yelling at me
>>62717949The imports you FUCKING RETARD. Export bans don't solve fuel shortages in all the places we need to import goods from for our economy not to collapse.
Lovely open on my Nokia.
>>62717569>people trying to gaslight you "getting a 6 figure job is easy bro just go back to college" againLike the ramsey guy telling the 65 year old woman that>its not le heckin late to start a career>making 25k and priorly 75k?>here's the gameplan>sell your 300k home>buy 150k condo>put the 150k + 70k savings in mutual funds>it'll be half a million by 70!>even better, quit your secretary job and triple your income from 25k to 75k>now you can retire faster!I am not going back to college. Too costly and no guarantee I will get a job in programming
>>62717896White privilege
Smiggers what we thinking? Is this going to be a SOXS or SOXL day?
>>62717548heres a hint. when /sp/ is telling you inane bullshit like (the market is going down 1% a day from this point onwards for all time) and bears are posting a lot. That is when you should ape everything. DCA is a meme. Go allin on dips, don't wait for big ones either.
>>62717974Every year millions of men and some women enroll into computer science so they can learn useless skills.Some of them will vibe code the others will work at Walmart.
>>62717963So move into market cap weighted from equal weight.
>>62718003>will work at Walmartso do i invest in walmart?
I'm browsing on Temu, it's literally over for me.
>>62717965>he sells on vibes
>>62717952Bullish.
>>62718013I like how the algorithm on the mainpage immediately adjusts on the next scroll down if you click something from the past scroll
>>62717993It is never a SOXS day.
>>62718012Imagine believing this.
>>62717896i mean trump is the mostly media friendly president of all time. the ones banned can just call him in the middle of the night and he will actually answer the phone and answer their questions and probably personally insult them in the process.
exdiv day for SCHD
I'll tell you guys a cool new ETFIt's called WTLSI suggest you read up on the methodology. It's complicatedIt's 90% SPY + 45% individual longs + 90% individual shortsSo total exposure is 90+90It uses a Goldman Sachs model to determine what to long and short.It's real steady. Like a relentless upward grind.It has a beta of 1.10, not that much more than SPY
Sell your semis NOW.
>And when we get to Heaven>To Saint Peter we will tell ->One more soldier reporting, sir, Ive served my time in Hell>...>September 23rd, 2026
>>62718035no
>>62718038>Schizo will be ruined and join the 41%Good
>>62717804Bruh this is the week they're unleashing all the media blitz they can. Kyodo News opening in 7 days for real. JOY intervention again. Muh pipeline totally repaired and going at 120%. UN talks absolutely going great, the best talks ever. And Pezeshkian still has to talk, and he's playing the good cop role, expect algos (Bussy) to go crazy whenever he says a positive thing. Then the Xi meeting.You don't buy oil this week, period. Or rather, you don't buy it until Friday.
>>62718042not selling anything till xi and trump makes the greatest trade deal in history (probably another ceasefire for 1 month) then the inevitable changs not fulfilling their part of the deal and war turns on again>picrel
>>62718035If earnings were falling,this chart would be scarybut they're accelerating. I'm not selling shit. I bought more semis in the bull trap.
>>62717517Wife wanted to buy the harry potter castleI'm so proud of convincing to start painting again instead
Nothing is making any sense right now. I'm out. This is complacency at ATHs before a big drop.
>Kremlin: Grounds For Ukraine Peace Talks Are Still Not In Place>- There Are No Concrete Details On Plans To Hold Any High-Level Meeting On Ukraine>- Ukrainian Leader Would Need To Come To Moscow For Any Future Talks Having Made Certain Decisions>Yeah bro just come over, nothing will happen bro
>JAGXJesus fucking Christ
>>62718110>JAGXReverse split
Is this a crab day?
>>62718035yeah ill continue selling SOXL puts to retards like you
soxlbros, we're gonna pump to $200 again.
>>62717878kek
>>62718072We are not at ATH, we have been stuck at this level for months while the inflation caused by the oil and gas crisis kept running.
bobobros defeat seems imminent, again ;-(
Quite amazed how bonds look more like a market that's being actively traded than the S&P
>>62718103How many more years can this ahit last?I'm happy for my oil stocks, but it's getting ridiculous
Today not so bullish.Maybe pullback?From recent highs?
>>62718143get your eyes checked
>>62718167Today crab that trick bull and bearTomorrow bearishFriday very bear
>>62717426>blackberry*sips* ahhhh .. those were the days.
>>62717421Do you guys know the reason why Bill Hwang was so leveraged?It was because he believed Jesus Christ himself had chosen him as a divine finance warrior to fund the church.Hecking funny 10x leveraged for christ. I was shocked when i found out that he donated gigantic amounts to church.
>>62718130Fine balance of people still being on the ai “tilt” and those still rock hard for it. TQQQ bros have more balls than one here.
>>62717960If only next lines came true
Today the S&P will gap down 2.5%
>>62718189kinda surprising they're still a thing
>>62717437Type of srock I buy and it destroys all lines drawn and makes them unreliable
>>62718207the name of the gap?albert einstein
>>62718192>only people named wang or hwang>all have small penisg*d is one funny smigger
>>62718214and then everyone gapped
Have you invested at least 10% of all your money in SPCX?If Starship launch next week goes well you are going to become rich.
And yet another day of oil being down for absolutely no reason at all.
>>62718228The gigs oil glut isncomming through the shadow tanker fleet
>>62718210Too be watched <— super pedo denier 2000 is out.
>>62718192Calvinism at work
when the FUCK is value finna bounce backI’m being financially raped ova here
>spreading a beautiful women's ass cheeks far apart and smelling her reeking assholebuy (female) natural gas
>>62718243My KO is slightly up. I think most of my gains on it are forex related though because my currency keeps weakening against the dollar lmao
Will stocks be tokenized?Will dark pool trading be eliminated as you can see every token all the time?
>>62718250>dark pools are preventing me from being a good trader
So the entire time i was investing for Artificial Intelligence was the wrong strategy, I should have been investing for Super Intelligence instead that's why I am losing money
>>62718251Whonare you qouting
>>62718261maybe the real gains were the friends we made along the way
trump says he'll make an iran deal after the election? what the fuck kind of fucked up deal is he planning on making that he has to wait for midterms to be over first?
>>62718212The meme lines are too powerfulIt is written in the sandThey are going to make 120% of their current market cape in revenue in 2027The following year they will generate $800M revenue compared to their paltry $400M market cap today.Short interest is just over 25% with 4 days to cover.This shit has been coiling and price compressing since highs of $45 in Feb 25 and lows of $10 in March 26. In March 27 this will be over $60 a share, I personally think the euphoria of wave 3 tops out around $125.I have 20,000 shares and have been in and out for almost 2 years now. It will be the next IREN/NBIS neocloud multibagger and I will be redeemed and esteemed sirs.You are still very very early, so early in fact that ignorant smiggers are calling you wrong.
>>62718278A large amount of his boomer supporter base want him to continue raping Iran, not necessarily because of Israel, but because of the Iranian hostage crisis and the (most likely true) Iranian sponsorship or multinational terrorist orgs, even if Israel sponsors many of these terrorist orgs themselves as controlled opposition.Trump needs to satiate the bloodthirsty boomers.
>>62718278Vote for him so that he will scrap peace talks, escalate bombing in January 27 and we all get cheapies to slurp end of Q1 27 before the real rally!
>>62718284so is he gonna put boots on the ground?
Reminder: I hate silver holy shit what the fuck is this asset fucking doing
It is so obvious we are having a santa bullrun, if you don't know what to do just buy momentum
>>62718278he’s bracing the market for 3 more months of this bullshityou can say it’s reverse psychology and that means a deal is close but the past 20 something months have shown us how retarded this nigga is if anyone had any doubts still
>>62718282Inshallah
>>62718278Complete surrender like he almost did previously before mark levin started screeching.
>>62718297he doesn't have a lot of other options to be fair
>>62718289Good afternoon Tel Avivi. Go fuck yourself.
>>62718302No there arent any. Thats why you dont do something this retarded to begin with because there is no ending to it once started.
I like how SMG fuds SCHD as a boomer ETF and their two largest holdings right now are QCOM and TXN. its like a less retarded SOXX hedged with oil and consumer defensive.anyways its a good buy here niggers
>>62718318In the US there are no accumulating funds like in Europe so dividemd ETFs are just a proxy for value
>US President Donald Trump said on Tuesday he backed a ban on diesel exports, as Republican candidates in some of the tightest election races in November called for the measure as a way to curb record fuel prices. Quick reminder to ditch WTI and CVX, buy Brent, Equinor, PBR, TTE, whatever else, but don't buy whoever about to get its refined exports blocked. Yes, it IS coming. It's even coming sooner than I anticipated, but it is coming.
>>62718318Well I say I say I sayThis slick ETF slicker thinking he can mosey on down to Stocksville and start putting ETF tornado's in good wholesome stock picking folks heads.Well I reckon you best be passing on through stranger, wouldn't want you to get hurt now would we. Those dividends put a nice little bounty on that crown of yours, Mr. King.
A lot of people think market makers are just stupid and falling for Trump's lies to manipulate the market. The reality is that if oil hits $180 they will all be completely fucked.
>>62718326its actively managed tho nigger... they don't just buy apple and hold it for 50 years they are constantly on whatever the next meme is. semis pump they are in semis, oil pumps they are in oil, healthcare pumps they are in healthcare. you are tipping the Schwab Jews to reposition you for the next scam before you even know what the scam is going to be
>>62718332>ifDiesel and gasoline is already trading as if oil is like 160-170 bucks, to be fair. Paper oil is just that, paper.
oh shit it's el nino this year lmao what if a hurricane smokes an american refinery tho
We are back to regular schedusle of Oil Pumpimg and everything else gigadumpimg.
>>62718335I don't think SCHD is so focused on momentum, they probably have a quality and yield filter and rebalance based on that looking at the expense ratio
>>62718338ok but real oil actually costs more than paper oil
>>62718335Just listen to him mister!He can get real mean when it comes to cluckin about dividends and value and growth and such.
>>62718335>>62718341it tracks an index dude. it's not hard to find this out. it's literally on the fund's website.>The fund’s goal is to track as closely as possible, before fees and expenses, the total return of the Dow Jones U.S. Dividend 100™ Index.
>>62718343oil price is irrelevant (and will actually go down) if you cant refine it. you retards are so low IQ it hurts. you probably aren't even gambling on the right shit to even make any money on your doomer thesis
kek gasoline is pumping
>>62718349i'm talking about the price of diesel?
>>62718291Only down 8% this year, not bad for holding boomer rocks.
Yeah, I'm setting a sell order at 1075.
>>62718346it isn't a dow 100 ETF their holdings aren't remotely similar. they just use it as a benchmark for performance retard. their holdings are so different I wont even waste my time listing the 50x different companies in SCHD vs dow 100
>>62718142Stop fucking up Pepe for me. Pepe isn't a girl! Pepe is a boy!
>>62717602I believe Buffett bought in 2024 but then sold early this year?Anybody any insight in what's going on with muh donimos? Cookies are breti gud at least
>>62718361u are too fucking dumb to even continue engaging with. imaging making etf buying decisions without even knowing what they do.also, u fucked up and posted a smigstra with ur reddit spacing ip lol>>62718318
>>62718363>doesn't know about one of the most famous Rules of the InternetYou should stick to chinese stocks
>UKMTO gets a report of an incident in the Strait of Hormuz, a company security officer of a cargo vessel reports being struck by an unknown projectile>12:49 Sep 23 - EnergyLet me guess, you smiggers believed the twelfth fake peace deal for real this time. Even if Iran cucks and stops blowing up shit, the Houthis & Iraqi insurgents have been let loose and are harder to stop launching the odd drone or two that paralyses sea trade in the region and oil flow from pipelines.This is going to drag on for months and months, it will only really die down when the news cycle gets something else to obsess over, a new war or escalation in Ukraine, a disease, a rogue AI etc.
>>62718360dont aim too low, amcbro
>>62718368That rule will be dead in the future thanks to AI and flock cameras that will be installed inside your home to catch you shit posting!
>>62718367nigger they aren't buying NKE just because its in the Dow and pays divvies you stupid faggot. form a coherent argument you fucking spergpic related is their screening process. its not "buy hekkin dow100" and charge a fee. they screen for growth to weed out dogshit in the dow100 and they also sector balance to 25% cap per sector
>>62718369>Grimace Thank you for reminding me the Mets are statistically out of the Playoffs. May you have a based day of gains.
>>62718373A flock camera just flew over my house!
>>62718374
Tokenized shadow tanker fleet
>>62718318I quite enjoy SCHD and BRK.B both are severely undervalued in the current market.
>>62718382Berkshire lost the plot imo. I don't really understand what they are trying to be anymore>hold oil companiesokay>hold airline companiesokayand>hold a bunch of cash and larp as bastion of big brain patienceand>hold a bunch of the stinkiest tech debt bags imaginableso its the perfect crab portfolio where no matter what happens half your shit is red and half your shit is green. its designed to make 0.00% per year forever unless Macys pops off their only hope is google and you might as well just buy QQQM or SOXX or whatever I feel like berk is just gonna get dunked on by algos dumping them on every bad news headline forever because they have exposed themselves to every possible type of fud
>>62718382I have shares of SCHD and VYM and keep trying to buy more when theyre low and missing. I might just buy some at market today just to have them, I spent a shit load on Defense Contractors yesterday and want something more stable to pad my cash out going into the last months of the year..
Red premarket then green open????
>>62718394For WTI yeah
Why are we red premarket?I fomoed into calls yesterday because I thought we were starting a new bullrun
>>62718363that is an apu but thanks for the request
>>62718398Burry fud in the news today that he double quadruple tripled down on his SOXX puts again. red day for tech for sure.
>>62717824In this house, we flip between SNXX and SNDQ, we vibe trade on no news and anyone who sets a stop loss is a queer!>morning short holding up for now>>62717859satania sexo>>62718394I sure hope not, but desu that's the vibe I'm getting this mornin'
>>62718398Swan of color Wednesday. Peaceful protestor swans.
>>62718388They are taking Japanese yen loans and buying Japanese trading houses floating at around 1.5% rate on the loan and the big four pay a 5% dividend yield which means the Japanese government is paying them 3.5% to own them plus stock appreciation. They bought two big housing builders in the U.S. which are extremely profitable and the insurance/reinsurance industry is pumping like the oil industry right now due to the gays of Hormuz. They are stockpiling into Google which is finally starting to see profit from ai search making their platform essentially unusable which means people search more often which gets them a shit ton of ad revenue. All this while just piling into short term treasuries making 40 billion a year for doing nothing and looking for stocks and companies to buy. I think they look good right now at a very low p/e and they will eventually just buy the U.S. government in fifty or so years because they will have most of the short term treasuries.
>>62718398>If you would please refer to the chart
I'm full porting into bitcoin
Nigger Wednesday?
all of my stocks are red. we're getting fucked!the market apocalypse is here.
>>62718405I've been following LEN and they seem kinda dogshit. their earnings were recent and they said no one was even buying their $500,000 shitboxes they were building so they were going to try to make their shitboxes cheaper and shittier>down 20% ytd>down 32% 1 year>down 16% 5 yearsfeels like "buying the top" of a dieing housing market where most people will be forever renters in the futurevery similar to buying fucking Macy's... they live in the past so hard it is surreal to think they are making smart moves instead of just being boomer retardsthey bought Google at the absolute fucking top also lmao.. they got the worst entry possible holy fuck.>jap trading house shennanigansI dunno man maybe there is some arbitrage to be found here but jewing Japan for 3% isn't gonna make up for the rest of the dumb shit imo
>>62718388Its insurance and none listed companies are still pretty solid
>>62718401I can accept a pullback red day but not if he profits from it
I'm at -0.11% right now, can someone fucking do something to fix it?
>>62718414>they bought Google at the absolute fucking top also lmao.. they got the worst entry possible holy fuck.Google will return around 25% per year for another decade
>>62718412Smigger week, if you want a slurp buy Tech/Memory/Neoclouds/Space on Friday close and exit by the following Friday. MU earnings will likely be blowoff top for QQQ and we won't hit such highs until the end of the year after making some lows that liquidate greedy piggy smiggy wiggies.Feel free to save this world class technical analysis for posterity doubting smigs.
>>62718425probably. still don't know why you fomo the pico top after a 90% run right before it drops 30% lmao. absolutely fucking retarded fomo entry by berk
>>62718412Woah, cool it with the racism, chief. Around here we say Wednesday of color. Unwed parents Wednesday. Watch your watermelon and your tv around them Wednesday. Despite making up 13 percent of the week, Wednesday accounts for 52 percent of the crime rate.
>>62718428The new CEO is kind of shit but the company is rock solid, it is a cash cow that will buy half the stock market if there is a crash
>>62718423Sent ;)
>>62718431>they will buy if there is a crashweird because during the COVID crash the market dropped 40% and they panic sold the bottom and didn't buy anything. if you wont buy a 40% discount you are just a retarded overrated faggot imo
>>62718414For LEN Berkshire is going to cutback on management and provide materials at cost from their other subsidiary’s reducing operating expenses by twenty or so percent would be my best guess giving them a massive leg up.
>>62718436>if you wont buy a 40% discount you are just a retarded overrated faggot the us market is bloated and overpriced. SPY deserves to go to 200.
>more sellers than buyers in China already for memory productsuhh ohh...
>>62718442>combining resources to make a more efficient companythat's not how berk operates. I know a Macys manager and all Berk did was fire half the employees, close half the stores and give the remaining employees hekkin tech tablets that are supposed to increase efficiency or some shitthey are the most boomer retard fucks possible and if Charlie munger was still alive he would be finding a way to import Chinese slaves to build homes or some shit
>>62718444>DDR4
>>62718444>20 year old memory technology in a glut in ChinaDamn, I wonder if China is going to wipe out Nvidia by flooding the market with 8800 GTXs.
>>62718444Storage we already have several TB, but with RAM we're mostly still at 64gb, what are these niggas doin
gm stocks market
>>62718460Stocks Market stole my gf in second grade
>>62718460Gm :)
>>62718450Berkshire only owns 2.8 percent of Macys they aren’t even in the room where these decisions are made.
>>62718466>they aren't even in the roomI dunno man the whole restructuring occurred right before BRK disclosed their investment. it was surely done to court them
WMTbros eating good. Already up 6.7(heh)% since I bought a month ago.
>>62718460Good morning sir!
please dont dump please dont dump please dont dump
>>62718444Good. China once again saving the world from America. Get those prices down.
>>62718405i was thinking yesterday about how you don't really understand opportunity cost and this just illustrates it. i know you don't own berkshire, you own worse stuff even. it's not that berkshire is a bad company, or schd a bad etf, it's that you can't own everything. when you buy that stuff you miss out on owning truly great companies. and the stock market isn't a math problem. you can treat it like one and even get above average returns, but the great returns are somewhere else, predicting the future, which might be a harder game or one you're not good at, but you shouldn't be settling for the investments that you are babe.
>>62718487
So 200 iq anons whats bringonf thenoil price back to 60$?
>>62718491you can nigger ape tech shit with leverage like you do or you can just buy PEP at a 5 year low. there's more than 1 path to the finish line smigger
>>62718487>Why_is_it_going_down.png
>another crab day for soxl
>>62718500>crab
>>62718511>>62718500Bitcoin computer futures are pretty grim
>>62718512nigga I'm staring at a full house red screen right nowif we don't V by close today we are getting rugged 100% and bottoming in october or after the midterms thanks to the orange nigger
Bullsissies why is everything rugging! I can't haneeb it! Not after just yesterday bought far OTM calls on margin!
>>62718517I suggest you refer to the charts here and here:>>62718426>>62718407Today will be fairly red, tomorrow very red, Friday a little red/crab as it bottomsNext Monday red futures into V green closeGreen all week, accelerates after MU earnings on Wednesday, I will be slurping memory this Friday and selling by next Friday.
>>62718520We usually have red days on occasion.
I bought GRML at 9, sold at 18, reentered at 13 and now its at 18
>>62718517PEPWMBBWIKMBTTWOGDWMall green for me but my portfolio is mostly just looking for short term value plays and not getting stuck in the top of meme stocks like you guys like to do.JPM is cheap probably buying more today. O is testing new lows ill probably buy some of it aswell. BG I'll buy more if it goes lower. I already shilled SCHD.DAL I realized gains on yesterday but I'll rebuy if it goes under 80PCG seems like free moneythere are like 50 tickers I'm interested in right now and none of them are overpriced AI shit
>>62718497Demand destruction from a recession leading to an oil glut.I don't see it happening for at least 6 - 9 months if at all.
>>62718530I'm deep in some value plays and they're mostly red right nowI'm not worried about my long term holds but volatile markets are very boring to wait out and shorting is a retard's game
>Demand destruction from a recession leading to an oil glutSMIGSTRO WHAT IF?
IM AT +0.01% NOW, LET'S GO"
>mfw SNXX is bigly green yet again>right after I short the evening prior>every single timewhy must I violate the terms of my do nothing club membership, it always backfires
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62718543>Based
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT'S OVER
>>62718544my bussy is busted
>klar
new 52 week low on O
>>62718543
I'm sorry reverend martin luther king, brother malcolm x, rapper snoop dogg for what I'm about to sayNIGGERRRRRRRRR WEDNESDAYYYYY
>>62718549why don't people want a 7th payment option on their amazon appdont they wanna spend another 25 minutes ordering a suncatcher just to figure out which of the 7 is gonna give them more rewards or fuck them lessdont they know choices is your voices
>GOOGLYou piece of shit.
I'm just up a little bit, it's over
>>62718549The absolute state of the democratic republic of klarna
Why is it crashing aieeeeeeeeeee
Whos selling lmao
Come on MRNA, it's all up to you now
Every time I see a tanker on fire etc. etc.
I guess the market is going to do the thing where the put all the money back in the mag7 again and then complain about how the markets are too concentrated after they make them too concentrated
Should I dump muh Korea stocks or what. Is CXMT gonna de-throne the big three?
Why line go down
>MSFT
>>62718382Because of the index it tracks SCHD will always be perpetually undervalued compared to the market. Which combined with its screener for low debt companies makes it a nice hedge for a crash.
>>62718543Based
>>62718573Because I haven't bought puts yet. It's teasing me.
Oh nice SCHY's Q3 dividend is up 11% compared to last year.
M R N ARNA
CMI is looking so slurpable right now but only if you think the peace deal after the elections is real (I swear bro it's just convenient please vote for us bro just 2 more years bro)
oh shit it's crashing
Moderna it keeps going. 200 Soon
On a scale from 1 to 10 how badly would a diesel export ban be?
Is there a V in the forecast?
>>62718591ya
Buy oportunity on Klarna.
>>62718591it doesn't look like it... oil is ripping and they are blowing up boats while Donald Trump acts like a retarded nigger faggot Zionist dirtbag who would sell babies to a meat grinding company if he could pile more money in a vault that he never spends before he dies and goes to hell
>>62718590It would be great if you short the S&P.
>>62718595my put is only expiring tomorrowget out of the way and sell boo
If you had to pick 10 stocks to keep until 2030 which ones would you pick? I think Id goGOOG, META, SNDK, MSTR, Realty Income and recession kings like Walmart, Waste Management. Also mining companies Or is this a shit plan?
>>62718603we are at the bottom for the day and the shorts will exit quickly. we're gonna v
>>62718599I think you're being a little negative, boss.
There's a full attack on all fronts sirs
just a healthy little pullback
>>62718615I've got your pullback right here.
Sir, MCD has fallen.
where's the new thread?
Anybody else really dislike nigger Wednesdays, or is it just me?
>>62718609no boo you should listen to the smarter trader (me) and sell sell sell before you get hurt
holy shit klar is going to retest its lows lmfaoooo
>>62718610I dunno its pretty grim today. every sector other than AI scams is hitting new lows>52 week low on reits>52 week low on corporate bondslows on energy companieslows on healthcarelows on consumer defensivehell even lows on military companies.literally every sector of the economy is drilling while indexs crab ATH based entirely on AI doing something eventually maybe if we print infinite debt lmaoI dunno I wouldn't be leveraged/using margin right now
Any weeklies to buy?
>>62718622>SPY & QQQ puts keeping me afloat today
not even 30 minutes in and we're giving it all back
>>62718618is that this guy?>pic related
klar sisters wellness check??
>10-YEAR YIELD RISES TO 5.04%, HIGHEST SINCE 2007OY VEY! SCARY NEWS!
At this rate the 5Y is going to be over 5%. It's only 7 points away
>>62718551i'll load up at $5
>>62718649I like how people larp that shit is "priced in" and then REITs rug out 20% on a known 0.25bps hike we knew was coming for 6+ months
SARS THE GOOG HAS FALLENBUT OUR MICRO SHAFT IS STILL GREEN
I made a few hundred bucks selling my GRML positions, shill me your bags/ETFs
(Easy money)You say I fool myselfBut better me than being a fool for someone elseI got a hot slot machine of a system ready to go(Easy money)Hey, I got a one-track mindAnd a good reputation laying on the lineI'll either come back a bum or a kingBaby, I don't know
>>62718663KLARNA (ticker KLAR)
>>62717439I should've sold yesterday
damn you chuds were right about the blood bath today
>>62718662>MICRO SHAFTbig money creating liquidity to buy in
i need bitbonds so i can manage risk the way i wantI want to have a game that works, but only for me, so I can get what I actually want from less smart people than mewhy would i care about inflation if i simply deal in wondermoney that doesn't inflateso i will gladly invest in a risk-free option like a bitbond you might say that fits my criteria: I want to get things from people I regard as less intelligent than me because I believe I deserve them for doing nothing but being more smart than them.i just need to get down to the business of collecting what i really care about from people less smarty than me so make me a bitbond please. we can discuss rates later, i dont really care about that either
PREDICTION: XI MURDERS TRUMP TONIGHTIN A BAREKNUCKLE FIGHT TO THE DEATHAAAAAAAAHhttps://youtu.be/NSZxh0EAwNg?si=tQBt-WGDudJk54Dg
>>62718673someone much dumber than me said msft volumes were gamed by semi sissies and they always park their cash there and I've noticed it (sometimes) does move opposite to semis in a very weird wayit's probably a retarded theory but I bought in at the literal bottom on msft so I'm holding these bags till I'm dead and buried
>muh yieldsScotty do something
>>62718590For American refiners? Bad.For non-Americans? Bad.Long term consequences would be bad for Americans as well, because it's going to further reduce trust in American supply chains and in hydrocarbons, the obvious hedge against which is electrification, the supply chain for which China dominates.
>>62718673they will just giga dump META and MSFT soon to rebuy cheapies of all the other shit they are heeming right now.its just a game of musical chairs where faggots buy the top and then get rugged while they rotate. I shilled META at 550 and MSFT at 350 and everyone told me I was a faggot and they are going out of buidness and now you retarded niggers want to buy the same dogshit after 50% tard pumps
US to offer 30 million barrels from the SPR in Nov and Dec after midterms. SPR will hit below 250 million before the end of the year. The congressional limit. 285 million as of Sept 9 with updated figures on Sept 23.If you read between the lines. It means the Iran war will restart.https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2102468916677062997
so buy BWET?
>>62718682>moves opposite of semissupposedly that glowing kid Leopold moneyburners entire strategy was shorting software to long hardware. there has definitely been a pattern of alternation between the two for most of the year
I should have VOO'd and chilled
>>62718700If only he was situationally aware of correlation risk
>>62718700yeah saaspocalypse was a doozy I loved that pair trade and made most of my gains this year off of itwish we'd get anything other than this gay fucking energy crisis right now
WHATS GOING ON WITH MEMORY
HIGHER BOND YIELDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't fucking know, bros. Sell MU now at a profit and buy at a price probably higher than my average? Or hols and buy more if it dips below?
-0.52% right now.Can that retard of Trump shut his mouth forever?
Is this the big one?
The bond market is crashing hard right now.
>>62718712I would bag gains. 100% chance you get a cheaper price sometime in October. probably nigger dump 20% after good earnings and the CEO announces he is selling another $100 million of his shares
>>62718715Today's dump is part of a larger pattern that will send us up. Trust the schizo lines.
>>62718717Shouldn't that be causing the stock market to go up? I don't get it.
>>62718712depends on strategyonly hold if youre going to buy more
>>62718712I am going to slurp MU on Friday evening for $950 per MU please do with that information what you willI will also slurp SNDK at $1,555 and WDC at $420I will then swing them for a week and realise profits before the following Friday :3
>>62718717>>62718721https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/US10Ycrashing where?
>>62718717it won't make new lows babe
>mfw my sneedisk short from last night is paying offundefeated, undisputed, let's fuckin' GOOO
>>62718715the big one wwas like 2.5 months ago
>>62718697 BWET anon here, today I’m up bigly from my bull call spreads, but yesterday they bogged
>>62718712I should've sold yesterday -_-Ugh had I done that I'd dip in a little right now. But seeing as all these semis seem to crab in a certain range since July, I wouldn't all in. I'm mad I didn't close out all those posutions yesterday.>back in 5 figure portfolio hell
>they thought the jews were going to let them win Classic bull trap. Thanks for playing mumu, no refunds.
It's interesting what's been happening with 1y and 2y bond yields, because those bonds are going to turn over pretty quickly
>>62718718I sold, inb4 it Vs
>>62718728Is that you SNXX anon?
>>62718726Yields went up a lot over the last few hours. Bond yields and bond values are inverse to each other.
your other id was jooboo btw
>>62718727SPHY made new lows today. 7.3% yield lmao.>companies that make no money are loaning debt at 7%+stinky stinky
>>62718741I sold a little just so that if it does crash I am not back to 2 week ago portfolio valhes. I am so sick of it being stuck in a range with every single pump either stagnating then crashing or just crashing after 2 days of pumping. But I just have this feelign the day I close all those positions out is the day it just keeps pumping amd pumping.
>>62718728don't jinx sndq it needs to keep going
good morning niggers
>>62718737this is a bear trap and the fact you’re laughing is proof it worked. Check my digits for confirmation
>>62718207why didn't I listen?
>>62718735noiceI prayed for your bull spread and god answered
INTCELS WHY ARE WE SHITTING OURSELVES AGIAN??!?!?
>>62718726It's mostly long term bonds again. Which is making investors nervous since borrowing is getting even harder for companies during this hyper scale roleout
>>62718742of course, who else is as retarded as me?>>62718751I might cut mine at $10.01, sneedisk really looks like it's gonna retard pooomp again soon imo
>Israel's safety is assured with the blood and treasure of the american people>(You) didn't even say thank you
bulls>fuck around>has sex with multiple women>has always a good time>every weekend outbears>sitting at home, waiting>doesnt chase women>just has to get lucky once>waiting for the one and only
I’m getting raped on reddit
I slurped
>>62718760rollout darling. and it's just a little profit taking and price discovery, stocks will find a bid too.
>>62718764I sold like a gentleman at 158 and I'll slurp back at 140-145
I think all the semi fags park their cash in cybersec now because what the fuckevery single red day and triple digit multiples
>>62718761TAfags would agree with you and say it's gonna retest the previous resistance after breaking out before pumping again so $10 seems like a good exit but everything else in the red makes me think it will dump morei also feel that's just wishful thinking though
Moderna is losing steam.Cmom baby push push push.Lets hit the magical 200.Push Push Push its almost there.
New thread>>62718781>>62718781
>>62718764If you're going to lose money being a fag at least do it like me with grindr (GRND)
>>62718682it’s actually semis moving against software. And Microsoft gets lumped in with software despite also being a hyperscaler
>>62718715>Is this the big one?
