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People who usually have a lot of garbage are poor. If you have a lot of garbage that means you are poor.
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>>62717445

WELCOME TO THE GRAND CIRCUS OF GARBAGE™

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up! Witness the astonishing spectacle of THE GREAT TRASH MOUNTAIN!

They say, “I have a little garbage.”

A LITTLE?

Sir, your garbage collection has entered the **Fortune 500**. Your living room is now a landfill. Your bedroom has been annexed by cardboard boxes. Your kitchen has achieved **municipal waste independence**.

“But I’m not poor!”

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, THE GARBAGE TRUCK HAS STARTED PAYING YOU RENT.

Every empty bottle: _another coin missing from the imaginary bank account._ \
Every broken appliance: _a cry for financial stability._ \
Every pile of junk: _a physical manifestation of “I’ll deal with it later.”_

HONK HONK

THE MORE GARBAGE YOU HAVE, THE MORE THE CIRCUS TENT EXPANDS.

At 10 bags: “Hmm, perhaps I should clean.”

At 100 bags: “I am merely collecting assets.”

At 1,000 bags: “WELCOME TO MY KINGDOM.”

At 10,000 bags: “Congratulations! You are now the CEO of Waste.”

Meanwhile, the neighborhood garbage collector arrives, sees your house, slowly removes his hat, and whispers:

**“Boss… I think we need another truck.”**

POV: You thought you were accumulating wealth, but you've actually been speedrunning municipal sanitation.

**GARBAGE TODAY.\
GARBAGE TOMORROW.\
GARBAGE FOREVER.**

**THE CIRCUS NEVER ENDS.**
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>>62717445
i put out less than one can in a month, these people confound and amaze me
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>>62717468
Every neighbor I have, all boomer couples, make three to four trips to their garbage bins everyday. They all have paid the fee to have the city issue them an extra garbage bin, both garbage bins are filled to capacity and over flowing every week on pick up day. One boomer has so much trash that he makes light night trips to other people bins to put three or four more stuffed full garbage bags in. What the fuck are they doing?
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i put my garbage in the river; i like to think im staying true to my heritage as an aryan canadian living abroad on h1b
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>>62717491
retail therapy; they gotta spend the pension checks and SS on something
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>>62717502
I just burn it
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>>62717491
Because they poor fags. They order cheap junk from Amazon all the time that they have to replace very often. They cook at home or order slop in from door dash. That's why so much trash. Rich don't cook and don't use door dash well maybe once in while they order pizza for kids.
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>>62717491
They buy a lot of packaged slop from Costco. It's why they always have trash.
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>>62717445
Yep factually and inarguably correct. I can tell who is blue collar nouveau "riche" just by what they leave on the curb. I'm looking at you Scott, keep your dog on a leash next time you dumb hick.
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>>62717445
I have OCPD and constantly get told I give off Patrick Bateman serial killer vibes. Apparently my apartment is so clean, organized and smells good, that people literally think I'm a murderer. I've also been told by multiple people I give off "hitman" vibes. This apparently doesn't stop them from wanting to hangout with me though.

Idk what this all means, but there you go.
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>>62717445
Looks like someone who just moved in…
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>>62717445
Rich people are minimalists in general. They don't usually care for clutter and they don't keep tools and equipment around in case they need it later.

Poverty mindset saves everything. Rich people know if they need something they can always hire it, rent it, or buy it and then get rid of it.
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>>62717445
Do you have a lot of garbage OP?
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>>62717445
Try having babies / young kids
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>>62717445
When you buy a ton of shit you produce more garbage.



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