Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62717421
Tfw sold a bunch of shit right before close yesterday
AAAA WTF IS HAPPENING AAAAA
STATUS REPORTI'm down 2.5% and there's still....6 hours left
Lmao this will be their deathbed. You don't EVER FUCK with gamers. Never. They are spiteful enough they can get orangetards elected.
Klarna Marines dont give inWe are Holding @13 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Load the fuck up on Google and you’ll be up 10% before end of year bros
>>627187870.68%
bottom is in, buy buy buy
>>62718792>10%I need a 10x please.
>>62718790you jinxed it lmao
I should have sold all my SOXL at 300
>>62718796I would buy that bottom if you know what i mean.
I'm getting my bussy pounded in grindr GRND
Why the fuck is Amazon dumping, also, should I ditch my copper miner / Korea position?
>>62718789extremely gay and retarded. fitting for clown world.
>>62718786Please refer to the prophecies:>>62718524Today redTomorrow VERY RED, QQQ close at 725Friday starts red ends flatMonday starts red ends greenGreen all weekI am slurping this Friday and will be out by next Friday closeSO SAYETH SMIGSTRODAMUS
what the fuck JUST HAPPENED AAAAAAAAAAA
>>62718799AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASUMMONING ALL KARNAS WE NEED TO HOLDSTAY TOGHETHER MARINESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE KLARI TOLD YOU BRO
>>62718809just set my buy order at 12.99it's me against you anon
>>62718802Also the orange tard sold a lot of stocks
I am still making money off of sneedisk>anon's short is nice todaythank you for your attention to this matter
healthy correction day?
PLNT is down 25% this month and their only news story is that there have been two incidents of cars running people over at gyms. lmaoa lot of upside on this one but the retarded female CEO wants it to be a place where homeless people go to shower instead of raising membership fees by $5/month
To V or not to V, please make up your mind.
Bought some MCD
>>62718800I should've sold all my SOXL calls at $300 or close to it. I could've been in such a better position.
>>62718825Get value menu trapped
>>62718825Based and I'm McLovin it pilled, I also slurped 100 shares to sit on forever and pass onto my genetically modified grandchildren who look nothing like me :3
>>62718821>Letting homeless people chase away actual people with moneyPublic transport does this too. What the fuck.
>>62718789Wagies can't even afford their own entertainment slop hardware now and will have to rent / get ads.Lol, lmao even.
can someone tell me what's going to pump five hours from now? Thank you
>>62718836GRRR
>>62718813Why would you buy Klarna?
>>62718815So you flipping between SNXX and SNDQ now? Seems like all these memory stocks are trading within a wide range. Had I sold yesterday, I could've bought back in woth some of the gains today in case it pumps but if it keeps dumping then I'd be in a great position anyways.
Meta is fighting back
Klarna is shit, the only Swedish stock worth buying is Investor, they even have a slightly better CARG than BRK since 1987
>>62718813Its us against the world brother.
MICRO SHAFT BACK IN THE GREEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (a bit late but I wasn't there)
VGLT almost at 52 week low. Bussent is getting his Bussy gaped>I am the house
>>62718843CAGR even
>>62718844>App talks in Third WorldeeseIts actually just you against the world amigo, and right now my money is on the world hombre.Good luck muchacho, its a cruel world out there for a Spanish Speaking Smigger.
This isn't a bear market. and its not a bull market. its not even a crab market. its a monkey market. or a bird market. or a bug market. or a horse like that one picture at the top
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'll give it till EOD
>>62718836sneedisk>>62718840Yep, it trades in a fairly predictable range with decent price action, so my strat going forwards is to make it back to June ATHs by following the trend for the rest of the year
ITS OVER
>>62718844Yeah makes sense that a Brazilian would just waste the tiny scraps of money they have on this
PLTR xisters... we won...
>>62718855clown market. silliest clowns are rewarded. definitely not living in the real world
>>62718781US to offer 30 million barrels from the SPR in Nov and Dec after midterms. SPR will hit below 250 million before the end of the year. The congressional limit. 285 million as of Sept 9 with updated figures on Sept 23.If you read between the lines. It means the Iran war will restart.https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2102468916677062997
>>62718854>>62718865Ty Ty for the kind words.Im honored.
think the V train just arrived, it ran a little late this morning but i never doubted it.
>>62718789and what happened when orangetard was elected? Go back to your games while women hold the power
I don't mind paying $10 a gallon to keep Iran from getting nuclear weapons
>>62718789poor people will actually do this lmao
>>62718882i have long said fuel should be expensive to keep traffic lower. people are always complaining about street congestion but then it's extremely inexpensive per mile to drive so why wouldn't they be.
>>62718882I would give my foreskin for it
>>62718882I would gladly pay $100 a gallon if it kept Israel away from nuclear weaponsBecause I drive an electrical :3
>>62718890>if it kept Israel away from nuclear weaponsAnon, I...
>>62718890>an electrical
>>62718789>we want Valve to get an even bigger market sharebut why, Microsoft?
>SAR the price of the new goybox720 is too expensive because we bought every chip on earth at a 400% markup>sweating intensifies>the smell of curry overtakes the room>why don't we just put more ads in it sars? make them redeem the ads?
>>62718893>do nothing>winAny other company would have went into a spending spiral but instead they just farm free cash flow
>>62718858>see post>see (you)>see Friren>I responded to myself?>realize this >>62718858 is not my postKek. Though yeah the range seems predictable.
Im gonna be a Klarnalionaire.
Does anyone else’s poop schedule align perfectly with daily stand up?I don’t know how i could ever survive in an office >always double check if you’re muted
>>62718877So....about the V pump, where is it?
Damn should have bought more @13 its taking off again.
Gonna V? Really? Was it that it?
>>62718912What is that?
>>62718893Can any other company bypass censorship and hawk games in China, even under the radar? Steam is basically an uncensored backdoor for pushing PC and Windows games directly into Mainland China.
which one goes under first? MCD or NKE?boomer slop is all going to zero
cybersecurity carryin my portfolio today feels good man
>>62718914Buy Now Pay Later.
>>62718913I did sell my put to help out my friend but I kinda doubt it
Quantum stocks PUMPING
Photonics slow and steady while no one is looking.
>>62718927quantum (absolutely fake and gay scam) pumping while real estate, oil and bonds all hit the worst numbers of the year is about as efficient as a market could ever possibly be
NOOO BUFFET-SAMA THEY'RE RAPING MY GOOG!
Guys it might have been a mistake to make Klarna 32% of my portfolio. Is it over for this old geezer?
Clearly Buffet who always avoided big tech going into GOOG was a top signal like no other
MEEEEETAAAAA
>>62718942For me, it was him stepping down from leading BRK.
>>62718941how far down are you and why did you think betting on that kind of musiness model was a good idea?
DIE MARKET DIE
>>62718789I mean will this really amount to anything in practice? There was some other company who patented the idea that you would have to stand up and shout the commercial name to continue with your movie or whatever.
>>62718953Cracker bros were saved
Is it just me or is avgo crazy undervalued right now
>>62718941That's a bit much. I made it 3% of mine. Still think it'll bounce back one day but... that's easy to say when it's not 32% of my folio.
>"We will always act in the national interest of our country, not in the interest of the international order.">Secretary of State Marco Rubio makes clear where the Trump administration's priorities stand, saying the U.S. will act in its own national interest while President Trump is in office.>"We will never put the international order above the interest of the United States."Saying this while being at war with somebody seems quite dumb. It means nothing you say has any credibility. International order means international law and treaties.
>>62718950Because it’s a good company that is growing fast and it is becoming profitable. And the price is cheap
>>62718961Not that we don't know the US doesn't care, but now it's official.
>>62718958it has been relentlessly shit on for months. I have an alert set for 336 on it but desu it could totally go back to 300
>>62718961This administration is chaotic for one reason only>picrel
Maybe going to war with countries on the other side of the planet is a retarded idea.
>>62718961>international lawsnigger we have been drone striking and abducting leaders of countries all year and trying to starve multiple countries to death. its America we don't follow the laws we just act like nigger shabbos goyim
>>62718963ops
>>62718963>Banking on a company banking on niggers paying their billsAnon...
>>62718966I entered today at 355. Even during the end of July panic it was like $360… i can’t see this staying down much longer with how much money they make.
>>62718972Credit losses are going down so clearly they are
>>62718953Money is moved from house market into stock market
>oil straight upthis whole rally was another lie lmao
when will SOXL be green?
I think I've just been McDickedIts fucking McOver smiggers.FUCKING MCPULL UP SMIGGA MCPULL UP
>>62718974>making moneythe market hates that shit. they want a weirdo promising space robots. no one even knows who Hock Tan is
>For once, burgers didn't dump Bagmetall into the red by the end of the dayHoly shit, are we finally reversing?
just found out that S&P stands for Shit and Piss
Any opinions on 337 as entry to JPM?
>>62718960Hope you’re right!>>62718982Finally
I'm close to panic selling SOXL. /smg/ please give me strength so I don't
>>62718953thank you
>>62718990>panic selling SOXLwut. how are you down? I'm up 40-41% on my lots from like last week, literally.
>>62718975Delinquency rates on personal loans are up from last year though. I think Klarna & Affirm both adequately reflect that currently, will become bullish from black friday til late december then crash again.
Is everybody having fun?
Told you to buy the absolute bottom of SRFM, still time to get in before we head to $5
>>62718987you're the 2nd goofy buying a hat from the 3rd one
>>62718999Check'd for HELL YEAH.>SPY puts printing today baby.
>>62718785Based genius
>>62718997its wild this chick made millions of dollars and got cast as the "hot lead" for years just because she sucked on obese Jew dick.I fucked hotter girls in college for a $20 bottle of vodka. this world is wild boss.
Cope: insiders sell to push the stock price down and allow them to buy back in at a lower price
Look, I'm just not gonna do it. I'm not going to login to my broker accounts and look at my losses.
>>62718999
>>62718987ok, it made me look, I'd wait for it to reach around 310 before opening a new position
If a stock has a nice 30-40% pump over a couple months or so, when the pump stops, how long do you let it be stagnant before just selling for profit, or are you a never seller
>>62719004Whats wilder is how Emma Watson never speaks about her friends in powerful places.>Most safeguarded celebrity on EARTH before/at the height of the "casting couch" era>This photo exists>crickets.
You sell when it does 2X or 1.5X your stop loss dummy.
>>62719011Yes.
>>62719018what's a stop loss
>>62719011I almost always take profits at 20% if I'm invested big in the stock
>>62719010I don't doubt it'll approach the 200 sma but I've been watching it for maybe two months and beginning to wonder if it'll just bounce right off.
>>62719005b-b-but the c-ca-capital g-g-gains n-n-nigga!
>>62719011my average hold is like 2 days. I usually realize gains around 5-7% unless its a giga high conviction play
Is it time to buy DFEN?
>>62719026its a thing that ensures you dont make any money
Are we buying some puts before trump-xi meeting?
>>62718781horse
Think I'm gonna need some more coffee. Just one of those days haha.
>oilLove to see Bussy and his Japanese twink fuckbuddy getting gaped
You know, some people were talking about how there was manipulation going on in the oil market because futures contracts rolled over yesterday and people were trying to push the price lower to cover their shorts. I thought it was bullshit chatter, but seeing today's movement and how oil kept going down on literally no news the past two days, I think the schizos might have been onto something.
>>62719033probably. military shit has been selling off for a month straight while they talk about missile shortages and not being able to bomb people fast enough or bigly enough
>>62719033Near the 52w low and on the brink of either war or a peace deal... I doubled my position in LMT and GD yesterday.
>>62719042>schizosThat's were you're wrong, kiddo. The real schizos are the ones thinking Bussy doesn't use your tax money to that end.I mean, there IS a fund precisely to that end. It exists. Period.https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/us-weighs-oil-futures-market-action-combat-rising-energy-prices-wh-official-2026-03-05/
Oil green? On no news?With the shadow fleet glut?
>>62719033>bombing the shit out of sand niggers>calls it defense
ok market it's time for uppies now...
new 52 week low on VGLT.when bonds hit 8% I'm just gonna full port bonds and fuck off
>>62718968You can't blame bibi for Trump's retardation, impulsiveness, and self-absorption
Ok bobo you had your fun, it's time to stop.
>>62719066that's what the leash is for
Quick reminder to stay away from WTI, CVX and so on. Buy Brent, Equninor, PBR, TTE, whatever you want, but don't buy anything that will get export banned.
>>62719042>on literally no news the past two daysliterally you
>>62719070>LOOK RAND>IM MOWING THE PROFITS
>>62718961>not in the interest of [Israel]Unlikely
>>62719070>breaking news everything is bad
>>62718968kek. next president should replace trumps portrait with that.
>>62718970>we act likeYou're German.
AMD BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>googl baggies
>>62719076>US: possibility of export ban>EU: strangulation by regulation>Brazil: unpredictableAll jurisdictions have their risks. If you think Europe is safe think again.
>>62718979Fast food is fucked brother
Why are euro bond yields going to new highs today?
>experiencing the smell of a hot woman's ass for the first timebuy (female) natural gas
>>62719087we goin to 330 again