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>stayinglongGODS
i dropped 5k into INTC at market close.
I've decided to become a shrimp boat captain
should I buy SNDK now and hold it for a year?
I've been doomposting about AI since the early 2000's. We're not the same faggot
>how did you do todaymy broker is so shit I can't even tell after midnight
Kek silver baggies
Hello I’m bagholding Klarna and seems like I’ll be doing it throughout an economic depression. Ask me anything
Meta crash tmr
>>62720600I'm gonna be honest, KLARNA sounds like one of those nu company names that will not be around for long
how did my friend matthew w burnett do today?
>>62720605I hope he responds because he seems like a nice fellow
>>62720603>>62720600Klarna is a company that is very clearly targeted at the african american community. I would not do business with them
Theoretical for you guys since I was thinking about Monday and the giga pump, let's use spy for example.If you bought a single deep 1 dte itm spy call when it was at 695 like, and the next spy hit 710, would it be more profitable to hold onto the single contract, or sell the contract for a profit, then use the profit to buy more itm contracts?
>>62720590I hope you have a plan in mind. Like you already have a big position or a hedge in place.
>>62720611The democratic republic of klarna is a very stable country.
>>62720584I understand that its easier to believe that "we would never bomb a school" but the world really is run by devil worshipping Jews that feed goyim souls to Moloch.>accidentally bombed the school because incompetent and ai badis easier to accept though
Red days are way more fun than green for some reason.
>>62720623Especially when the pull strong Vs
Why AMD dump?
>>62720603It’s just the best checkout method though. Who does it better?>>62720611Americans worship blacks though so they would never let anything bad happen to them. If they can’t pay Americans will just pass reparations. Seems like a pretty good business model to me.
>>62720625It got cocky
>>62720628idk I just use Paypal
will netflix be a 10$ stock or a 200$ in 5 years?
>>62720625Have you read the deal between AMD and meta
Did you buy the dip?
>yieldskek, can't wait for this zogged general to get financially shoahed
Penny, meet Steamroller.
>>62720634¥1488
>>62720634best case scenario they have like 1 IP worth buying and some less shit company like Apple or Amazon buys them out for pennies.their only cope was that they were going to buy warner brothers IPs and be able to make their slop but that ship has sailed. they are going to blockbuster themselves making tranny slop for a decade that no one wants to watch. its over
>>62720637Just some (1) VOO my friend
>>62720634They leaned in on making their own content. Their own content sucks. So I'm saying $10.
>>62720644I'm dropping a 15k paycheck on it tomorrow, surely that'll make it moon.
>>62720636oh cool all the tech fags are going to copy the Elon musk grift now>bro I don't get paid unless we all get paid frfr ONGOD we are going to mars
>>62720643They still have huge sub base and are making a ton of cashi don't see how they blockbuster themselves in 5 years unless they somehow raise prices too much and massive amount of people cancel and never come back
>>62720584>What's stupid is anyone claiming we intentionally targeted a school. Like we're going to waste resources going after a negative value non military target.>I didn't intend to kill the kids your honor!>I was just firing my gun at random in the street with a blindfold on so I didn't see them>I would never waste bullets on kidsHow is this any better?
>>62720651last news story I read was from the banks downgrading NFLX because decreased viewer hours trend. removed them from my watchlist and wont buy them at any price now. they are priced as a growth stock and they are dieing. they have 1000 competitors now and nothing worth watching
>>62720590Why?They're well into the cup and handle breakout.
>>62720640He doesn’t live in the real world though, you do.
>>62720653Has anyone told Iran that war can be deadly? Not sure what you expected, Apu
>>62720640>The yield curve inverted the market is finished>The short term yields arent high enough the market is finished>The long term yields are too high the market is finished>They wouldn't make the short term and the long term yield low if the market wasn't finishedYou yieldfags are the BPD girlfriends of the investing world. You'll find whatever signal you want staring into the vat of shit that is the bond markets.
>>62720666God I wish I had RTX
>>62720590Holy shit, dude. That gap at 70 is scary.
>>62720640Markets will forget in a few weeks just like they did when Warsh hinted at hikes in Jackson Hole.
>signal>chart>cup and handle>fundamentals>trends>news>ratingsnerds, just blindly buy stuff it'll be fine
>>62720667anon its not super complicated. the US pays its bills with credit cards. when the credit cards are maxed out we open up new credit cards and then we roll the debt to new credit cards. our credit is already nigger tier (think KLARNA) so its really spooky when the credit cards get more expensive.
God fucking damn holy fuck your president is a retard. Can we just get you american smg friends to get him to FUCK OFF INTO A RETIREMENT HOME WHERE HE BELONGS SO HE CAN SHIT HIS PANTS IN PEACE and we can move on with buying TQQQ until forever?
reminder that there are "people" on this board who still spend their days talking about GME, crypto and metals
>>62720681Our bad anon, he'll be gone soon>>62720682I try not to think about them
>>62720651>>62720659Buying a company because they aren’t going out of business isn’t a good enough reason. It comes down to the opportunity cost of the next best thing you would invest in. For me it’s the SP500. If I don’t think an investment will outperform the SP500 then there’s no reason to buy it. Chances are that NFLX had its day already and probably won’t out perform the index ever again.
>>62720675in a few weeks there will be another FOMC where they probably hike rates again anon. the next meeting is October 27th-28th
>Today the McDonald’s CEO said he thinks “inflation’s going to be with us for, unfortunately, many more years at an elevated level.” In contrast, Warsh claims that inflation expectations remain well anchored at 2% and that the Fed will deliver 2% inflation. Who do you believe?
>>62720682the iq distribution is a bell curve somebody gotta be a standard deviation down
Shawty's like a melody in my headThat I can't keep outGot me singin' likeNa na na na everydayIt's like my iPod's stuck on replayReplay-ay-ay-ay
>>62720688Unironically, McDonalds. Funny that the "clown being the wisest man in the room" trope is true IRL.
>>62720659>>62720685I agree, they should do something with their massive cash or will get fucked soon
>>62720682The gamestop in my town is finally closing, kind of sad but when I bought Zelda TOTK it was mostly toys and collectibles and shit. Not sure why peoplr are still bagholding it
>>62720688Classic CEO cope: blaming macro inflation and supply chain slop for compressing margins when the reality is that their dead brand is just completely out of favor with customers.
>>62720695they should rebrand to a space AI company or they should float fake rumors that they are buying paypal
>>62720698maybe if mcdonalds wasn't primarily a homeless shelter i'd be more inclined to go in there
>>62720679If you have to compare a country's debt to a consumer credit card you've proven that you're already to dumb to deal with the markets. Your little goybrain is only setup to deal with the real world.
>>62720688>>62720698>sit down restaurants with less slopified food are the same price>your "rebrand" is to spend billions on AI drivethrus>the only thing they had going for them for years is investors just saying "its a real estate play">real estate eating shit and rates increasingthey lost the plot a long time ago
>>62720688I'm just glad I got to witness the end of an age with my frens and the 2d anime girls I love.
>>62720687Priced in.Can't wait for the pump afterwards
>>62720707:)
>>62720688>Who do you believe?wasn't inflation above the 2% target for over 5 years at this point?
>>62720703Treasury bonds are the same premise as a nigger rolling credit card debt and Klarna payments>I ain't never gonna pay dis shit back lmaooo>after I die its dey problem
>>62720703Your presence is soothing uncle jeff
>>62720710Perhaps the real gains were the frens, waifus and AI Data Centers we built along the way.
>>62720688The appeal of MCD was that they just own the real estate and collect rent and franchise fees while the franchise owners deal in the real world. That dream is dead now that they have to pour billions into helping out their franchise owners. Thus dealing in the real world.
>>62720708weird.. REITs dropped 20% after the last "priced in" 25 bps hike. wonder how real estate will do at 8%+ mortgages while the average american stopped buying branded sneakers because they are too expensive
>>62720713>picme and my yid wife after we tell her parents we aren't circumcising our child.
>You call yourself an investor? You know you're a lyin', low-life, motherfuckin' gambling degenerate prick? You know that's what you are? I gave you money to pay the fuckin' rent and buy groceries, put the heat on. You know your mom called Frankie and told him the fuckin' heat's off? Huh? And you didn't gamble that money on SIGA options? You're gonna sit here and tell me that?
>>62720681Also I have a question, I was in Montana and Idaho recently and holy fuck it was nice. What are the cons? I saw a fuckton of Jesus signs and shit, are they super crazy? Idaho was unreal how nice it was
>>62720723Too many people from California and Washington have relocated to Idaho. And Montana is a wasteland outside of the summer. I had a similar experience visiting Glacier National Park one summer. It was like heaven but I don’t think it’s like that to live there year round.
>>62720723If you want to work Idaho is effectively a duopoly between Micron and Simplot which makes finding work tougher if you can't get in there. The tech startup scene is also very Silicon Slope/SLC adjacent which makes it hard to move up in if you're not a Mormon.
>>62720681Don't worry, he's only there for two more years and then we get President Baberham Lincoln aka President AOC and she will instantly crash the economy so we can all make wagmi on shorts.
>>62720713They're not, because the country in question issues its own floating rate currency unlike joe schmoe who doesn't issue the currency he's paying off his credit card with. This is why the US bond market is unironically an involved and nuanced topic you failed the IQ test for