pissed off brokers edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62719976
>stayinglongGODS
i dropped 5k into INTC at market close.
I've decided to become a shrimp boat captain
should I buy SNDK now and hold it for a year?
I've been doomposting about AI since the early 2000's. We're not the same faggot
>how did you do todaymy broker is so shit I can't even tell after midnight
Kek silver baggies
Hello I’m bagholding Klarna and seems like I’ll be doing it throughout an economic depression. Ask me anything
Meta crash tmr
>>62720600I'm gonna be honest, KLARNA sounds like one of those nu company names that will not be around for long
how did my friend matthew w burnett do today?
>>62720605I hope he responds because he seems like a nice fellow
>>62720603>>62720600Klarna is a company that is very clearly targeted at the african american community. I would not do business with them
Theoretical for you guys since I was thinking about Monday and the giga pump, let's use spy for example.If you bought a single deep 1 dte itm spy call when it was at 695 like, and the next spy hit 710, would it be more profitable to hold onto the single contract, or sell the contract for a profit, then use the profit to buy more itm contracts?
>>62720590I hope you have a plan in mind. Like you already have a big position or a hedge in place.
>>62720611The democratic republic of klarna is a very stable country.
>>62720584I understand that its easier to believe that "we would never bomb a school" but the world really is run by devil worshipping Jews that feed goyim souls to Moloch.>accidentally bombed the school because incompetent and ai badis easier to accept though
Red days are way more fun than green for some reason.
>>62720623Especially when the pull strong Vs
Why AMD dump?
>>62720603It’s just the best checkout method though. Who does it better?>>62720611Americans worship blacks though so they would never let anything bad happen to them. If they can’t pay Americans will just pass reparations. Seems like a pretty good business model to me.
>>62720625It got cocky
>>62720628idk I just use Paypal
will netflix be a 10$ stock or a 200$ in 5 years?
>>62720625Have you read the deal between AMD and meta
Did you buy the dip?
>yieldskek, can't wait for this zogged general to get financially shoahed
Penny, meet Steamroller.
>>62720634¥1488
>>62720634best case scenario they have like 1 IP worth buying and some less shit company like Apple or Amazon buys them out for pennies.their only cope was that they were going to buy warner brothers IPs and be able to make their slop but that ship has sailed. they are going to blockbuster themselves making tranny slop for a decade that no one wants to watch. its over
>>62720637Just some (1) VOO my friend
>>62720634They leaned in on making their own content. Their own content sucks. So I'm saying $10.
>>62720644I'm dropping a 15k paycheck on it tomorrow, surely that'll make it moon.
>>62720636oh cool all the tech fags are going to copy the Elon musk grift now>bro I don't get paid unless we all get paid frfr ONGOD we are going to mars
>>62720643They still have huge sub base and are making a ton of cashi don't see how they blockbuster themselves in 5 years unless they somehow raise prices too much and massive amount of people cancel and never come back
>>62720584>What's stupid is anyone claiming we intentionally targeted a school. Like we're going to waste resources going after a negative value non military target.>I didn't intend to kill the kids your honor!>I was just firing my gun at random in the street with a blindfold on so I didn't see them>I would never waste bullets on kidsHow is this any better?
>>62720651last news story I read was from the banks downgrading NFLX because decreased viewer hours trend. removed them from my watchlist and wont buy them at any price now. they are priced as a growth stock and they are dieing. they have 1000 competitors now and nothing worth watching
>>62720590Why?They're well into the cup and handle breakout.
>>62720640He doesn’t live in the real world though, you do.
>>62720653Has anyone told Iran that war can be deadly? Not sure what you expected, Apu
>>62720640>The yield curve inverted the market is finished>The short term yields arent high enough the market is finished>The long term yields are too high the market is finished>They wouldn't make the short term and the long term yield low if the market wasn't finishedYou yieldfags are the BPD girlfriends of the investing world. You'll find whatever signal you want staring into the vat of shit that is the bond markets.
>>62720666God I wish I had RTX
>>62720590Holy shit, dude. That gap at 70 is scary.
>>62720640Markets will forget in a few weeks just like they did when Warsh hinted at hikes in Jackson Hole.
>signal>chart>cup and handle>fundamentals>trends>news>ratingsnerds, just blindly buy stuff it'll be fine
>>62720667anon its not super complicated. the US pays its bills with credit cards. when the credit cards are maxed out we open up new credit cards and then we roll the debt to new credit cards. our credit is already nigger tier (think KLARNA) so its really spooky when the credit cards get more expensive.
God fucking damn holy fuck your president is a retard. Can we just get you american smg friends to get him to FUCK OFF INTO A RETIREMENT HOME WHERE HE BELONGS SO HE CAN SHIT HIS PANTS IN PEACE and we can move on with buying TQQQ until forever?
reminder that there are "people" on this board who still spend their days talking about GME, crypto and metals
>>62720681Our bad anon, he'll be gone soon>>62720682I try not to think about them
>>62720651>>62720659Buying a company because they aren’t going out of business isn’t a good enough reason. It comes down to the opportunity cost of the next best thing you would invest in. For me it’s the SP500. If I don’t think an investment will outperform the SP500 then there’s no reason to buy it. Chances are that NFLX had its day already and probably won’t out perform the index ever again.
>>62720675in a few weeks there will be another FOMC where they probably hike rates again anon. the next meeting is October 27th-28th
>Today the McDonald’s CEO said he thinks “inflation’s going to be with us for, unfortunately, many more years at an elevated level.” In contrast, Warsh claims that inflation expectations remain well anchored at 2% and that the Fed will deliver 2% inflation. Who do you believe?
>>62720682the iq distribution is a bell curve somebody gotta be a standard deviation down
Shawty's like a melody in my headThat I can't keep outGot me singin' likeNa na na na everydayIt's like my iPod's stuck on replayReplay-ay-ay-ay
>>62720688Unironically, McDonalds. Funny that the "clown being the wisest man in the room" trope is true IRL.
>>62720659>>62720685I agree, they should do something with their massive cash or will get fucked soon
>>62720682The gamestop in my town is finally closing, kind of sad but when I bought Zelda TOTK it was mostly toys and collectibles and shit. Not sure why peoplr are still bagholding it
>>62720688Classic CEO cope: blaming macro inflation and supply chain slop for compressing margins when the reality is that their dead brand is just completely out of favor with customers.
>>62720695they should rebrand to a space AI company or they should float fake rumors that they are buying paypal
>>62720698maybe if mcdonalds wasn't primarily a homeless shelter i'd be more inclined to go in there
>>62720679If you have to compare a country's debt to a consumer credit card you've proven that you're already to dumb to deal with the markets. Your little goybrain is only setup to deal with the real world.
>>62720688>>62720698>sit down restaurants with less slopified food are the same price>your "rebrand" is to spend billions on AI drivethrus>the only thing they had going for them for years is investors just saying "its a real estate play">real estate eating shit and rates increasingthey lost the plot a long time ago
>>62720688I'm just glad I got to witness the end of an age with my frens and the 2d anime girls I love.
>>62720687Priced in.Can't wait for the pump afterwards
>>62720707:)
>>62720688>Who do you believe?wasn't inflation above the 2% target for over 5 years at this point?
>>62720703Treasury bonds are the same premise as a nigger rolling credit card debt and Klarna payments>I ain't never gonna pay dis shit back lmaooo>after I die its dey problem
>>62720703Your presence is soothing uncle jeff
>>62720710Perhaps the real gains were the frens, waifus and AI Data Centers we built along the way.
>>62720688The appeal of MCD was that they just own the real estate and collect rent and franchise fees while the franchise owners deal in the real world. That dream is dead now that they have to pour billions into helping out their franchise owners. Thus dealing in the real world.
>>62720708weird.. REITs dropped 20% after the last "priced in" 25 bps hike. wonder how real estate will do at 8%+ mortgages while the average american stopped buying branded sneakers because they are too expensive
>>62720713>picme and my yid wife after we tell her parents we aren't circumcising our child.
>You call yourself an investor? You know you're a lyin', low-life, motherfuckin' gambling degenerate prick? You know that's what you are? I gave you money to pay the fuckin' rent and buy groceries, put the heat on. You know your mom called Frankie and told him the fuckin' heat's off? Huh? And you didn't gamble that money on SIGA options? You're gonna sit here and tell me that?
>>62720681Also I have a question, I was in Montana and Idaho recently and holy fuck it was nice. What are the cons? I saw a fuckton of Jesus signs and shit, are they super crazy? Idaho was unreal how nice it was
>>62720723Too many people from California and Washington have relocated to Idaho. And Montana is a wasteland outside of the summer. I had a similar experience visiting Glacier National Park one summer. It was like heaven but I don’t think it’s like that to live there year round.
>>62720723If you want to work Idaho is effectively a duopoly between Micron and Simplot which makes finding work tougher if you can't get in there. The tech startup scene is also very Silicon Slope/SLC adjacent which makes it hard to move up in if you're not a Mormon.
>>62720681Don't worry, he's only there for two more years and then we get President Baberham Lincoln aka President AOC and she will instantly crash the economy so we can all make wagmi on shorts.
>>62720713They're not, because the country in question issues its own floating rate currency unlike joe schmoe who doesn't issue the currency he's paying off his credit card with. This is why the US bond market is unironically an involved and nuanced topic you failed the IQ test for
>>62720731ok so its like a black guy in the 1990s and he is photocopying fake money and asking for change at gas stations to pay his credit card bills minimum payments
>>62720719>SIGA>Gaypoxnobody has the money to be gay any more anon, bad investment
>The federal government has spent more on net interest than on Medicare or the military so far this fiscal year, and borrowing costs climbed again Wednesday as Treasury yields hit their highest levels in nearly two decadesBearish or bullish?
>>62720735the gays cant even afford their diapers anymore (TICKER: KMB) and I assume they are just eating the poo poo
What are you listening to while watching your stocks?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWj1CzSdqWM
>>62720640what happened here?
>>62720688>I love this product
>>62720736we just need to hurry up and finish AI so they can tell us how to fix this debt problem. I'm thinking maybe like 10 trillion dollars and we will have created God intelligencewe have to do it before the Chinese. its the only thing that matters. we need more h1b visas asap
>>62720740baldee is the only real onehttps://youtu.be/8_MLLWPFths?si=fuCPJiWxa3Gft1_W
>>62720740Delicious Party Precure OST
>>62720740For me it's Cheek to Cheek by Fred Astaire
>>62720717>KOSPI closed for the next 3 days Nice
>>62720717>average american stopped buying branded sneakers because they are too expensiveIs this what NiKEKS have been lying to themselves about for why their shitty shoe brand is failing?
>>62720661>>62720615>>62720669it broke above 110, thats it. im holding till 210 and ill set a stop at 180 when it hits there, trailing ofc.ill see you guys again when i made it
>>62720736
>>6272076740% of Americans have a maxed out credit card :D
www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1wng08l/96_77000_ndx_0dte/hidden 0dte gold?
>>62720740I worry about you basedjack guys
>>62720731post TLT call losses
>>62720775that's not why nobody is buying shitty nikes though
>>62720775Your screenshot clearly says 20%. Have you seen what the bottom 20% does with their money?
>>62720786Why is it then? Is it really because of fat negresses in their advertisements
>>62720775We got to pump these numbers up
kekmarket
>futures
>>62720786I think its part of it. dumbasses used to have disposable income to spend on "experiences" but over the last 20 years all disposable income has moved to scams marketed to poors that they keep getting burnt on>sneakers as an investment>pokemon cards as an investment>shitcoins as an investment>gamble on sports ball>gamble on prediction marketsI think they buck broke retail with the relentless "hustle" and "your hobbies gotta make money" shtick. now all the kids just leverage max Korea style because deep down they know everything is gay as fuck and you need a 10x every day to keep up with daily inflation
im being priced out of groceries
>>62720740
>>62720796good, people who are not normal weight deserved to be forced to eat lessdo picrel
>>62720795Right and if nikes were any good one of the thousands of things on their maxed out cards would be brand new nikes but they aren't
>>62720786>>62720795its funny they even talk about the kids "drinking less" but in reality its just because they are too poor to go to the bar anymore. going out for dinner with Stacy she orders 2 drinks and you are dropping $200 goybux for a blowjob. they literally cant afford to sneed anymore
>>62720774ya the more they spend on defense the more debt they take on the more they spend on debt service so u just never get out of it unless u majorly cut gibs but they can't do that so it's basically over
It's 3am and I'm watching X-Files
>>62720612Pls respond
>>62720801everyone who's not a thug switched to on or hoka
>>62720799
>>62720795they wouldnt fall for those scams if times were desperate to begin with.also polymarket is the best thing ever made.
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT NIKKEI COMPUTER
>>62720818what about that brand jerry seinfeld modeled for
ATH in the ‘daq is beyond unjustified. Markets will understand that shortly.
>>62720815I just started Fight Club. Havent seen it in years. Two minutes in and I already cant take the le edginess. I think I'll just continue watching Sopranos for the 16th time.
>>62720834yeah the guy bitching about having a nice condo and a middle class job just seems so wack now
>>62720815
>>62720841Wallbros, when the FUCK will we beat her...
>>62720834>>62720835It destroys your incel narrative that everyone in the past had easy happy lives
>>62720846by 2000 it was already over. those guys are talking about like 1970. watch the movie "joe" from 1970. the eponymous character is a "loser" who works in a hot noisy factory and drinks at a bar after work, but then it turns out he owns a single family home in queens and has a wife and three kids!
>>62720846>It destroys your incel narrativebuzzword buzzword reee incel incel
>>62720846>>62720851It was all over in 1945
>>62720612ITM calls have a negative expected return. Just buy and hold if you can't calculate it in a spreadsheet.
>>62720854nah germniggers got what was coming to them and life was fine many decades after until the 70s
>>62720846>>62720835>>62720834People will always find a way to suffer. Self-conciousness was a tragic misstep in evolution. We simply became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature that has ended up separating us from itself. And now we suffer. You can see it in all the myths. The ancients understood it. Eve eating the apple. Cain and Abel. Romulus and Remo. It happens to little kids too. Kids, at first, a pure openness. When they learn to talk, they try to talk to everybody, they are like a well raised golden retriever, always excited to interact with the world and with every single human being near them. Then comes the suffering. That first slap by your parents. The mockering. THe bullying. The abuse. That suffering makes you self concious the same way Cain felt when he was jealous of Abel. You understand there is not "oneness". There is you. And the world. And they are opposites. Your self awareness keeps growing and thus the suffering increases. And you realise the only option is to run. Keep running. Money, knowledge, sex, drugs, gossip, whatever. It's all the same. Pure escapism. You can see it everywhere. Most normies that work, work so that they can go to Ibitsa or Greece during summer. The carrot. It's all the same. A constant running from that tragic misstep that brings us eternal suffering. Human conciousness.
>>62720857>the 70s*The 00sI put the tipping point at not killing every banker after 2008. Once they realized crime was legal there was no reason to ever have a profitable financial system again when you could just loot and pillage.
KEKFLIX
>>62720744The debt problem is self-inflicted. Just tax corpos at 1% instead of 0% and it'll be paid off in 5 years.
>>6272086070's is when the wages started stagnating relative to productivity, but sure you could argue it took a while for things to get shitty enough.
>>62720859you know this isn't AI because it capitalized an h in "the"
>>62720866my bad it was the early 80sanyways not my problem im just living off stocks
>tfw my sneedisk short continues to gain overnightlooks like winning is back on the menu, boyos!
>>62720866It cracks me up that wagies think they should get the extra profit when businesses invest in machinery
>>62720873very big nose tribe post boss
>>62720859then, you might either:>give a shit (and endlessly complain)>continue to try to trick the rules of nature>winThe winner, maybe, is that which comes next which also grows into a new creation of whatever kind. Then it would continuing to come next, more than the others. In a loop if you can see it that way. Then at the end it's the biggest.
>>62720851Nothing stopping you from getting a house and having kids
>>62720871Take it easy this time anon we all want to see you continue to make money off sneedisk
>>62720871Sneedisk bro, your response?
Any good fish stocks?Other than AQB?
>>62720870very white boomer post boss
is there an ai whose sole purpose is to infer from all other ai's to generate an answer. essentially it works like this: ask master ai question, master ai asks all other popular ai models the question, then infers an answer from a summary of those answers, while maintaining it's own model from continually training on all other ai's
>>62720884i agree i'm not a doomer i just think fight club sucks now because the condo that that dude blew up looked pretty fucking comfy to me
>>62720892that's literally him
>>62720885>take it easyI do not know what this is you speak of anon, all gas no brakes or bust>>62720892I am him!
>>62720884jews. jews are stopping you
>>62720900other ais arent different enough to make that make sense
Just got back from the grocery store. As a kid we always had chips and soda in the house but I don’t buy that stuff as an adult. I decided to take a stroll down the chip aisle and prices are pretty retarded for the name brand Doritos and shit. Same deal with breakfast cereal. Store brand stuff is much cheaper and clearly more popular based on stock levels.
>>62720910store brand doesn't taste as good it's for poorfags
>>62720909they are unfathomably different
>>62720914Explain how
>>62720913>goyslop is a luxury goodKind of my point boss
>>62720916They give wildly different results. This requires no explanation. If you used it before you'd know this already. It's not even in the realm of a point of contention.
>>62720900Just delegate to a superagent who spawns subagents. This workflow lately works very well if you have Claude and codex installed.
>>62720923You put meat into a meat grinder with circular holes, you get slimjim circle meat. Square holes, you get square beams of meat. Wildly different results, but neither the grinder nor the meat is different. Get the analogy?
>>62720903Some people have really thought about that apartment alothttps://thedangerousmaybe.medium.com/how-an-apartment-becomes-a-prison-an-analysis-of-commodities-and-spaces-in-fight-club-9d6636a6b97d
China and US best friends again. Buy China stocks.
>>62720854>1945way before that. they were establishing Jewish banking parasites and talking about creating Zion and returning the holy land to the Jews before WW1 even started
>>62720928wrong image but related
>>62720925nope I think you're a dumbass
>>62720926>marxist insists having nice stuff actually sucksok dude
>>62720907Godspeed I feel that and I wish nothing but the best for you
>AI agents
>>62720893Luke's
>>62720930you know we're investing in ai to make money off a bubble and not because it's really gonna do anything right did you fall for the marketing hype?
>>62720937wdhmbt?
>>62720873it cracks me up when boomers spend $1 million on a machine to replace an employee that makes 50k/yr but then they have to pay a consulting service 60k/yr to repair the machine
how close are you?(to making it)
>>62720944making what
>>62720926>you will own nothing and be happywell when u put it that way! when are the bugs being served?
>>62720951>bugsnah... too expensive. have you heard of mud cookies tho?
>>627209447-10 years unless we crash, then much closer because I'll check out early.
>>62720938what is it
>>62720957a stock of fish this guy Luke has
>>62720939I use my ai bubble gains to fund ai
>>62720944just need a humble 3x on my main port
How does it feel losing %1 everyday? Keep investing in those stocks gay boys lol. >100% SGOVBond boys win again..
This shit is nothing to me, man
>>62720944I got like 700k and im 51 with 3 kids and I own my house. Basically, ill be at Walmart when im 80 saying hello as you walk in so I can afford to buy a sack of potatoes to survive on.
>>62720966ON THAT BROWARD COUNTY SHITkek someone used to dono for me to play Dracula flow all the time on my old Kick channel, shit was arcane.
lean gas and natural hogs barbell pays here
>>62720968the potatoes at WMT are free. you just walk out wit them and they wont stop you.
>>62720944i would essentially have to be insanely greedy and hold INTC and not think about selling till it hits 500. i dont think it can reliably hold above 200 when it gets there in the first place
>>62720944I was close to making it in June and everything went tits up.
The gleam of raw gold at the cavern’s mouth was never an accident. It caught the late afternoon sun, casting a warm, hypnotic glow that promised wealth beyond a peasant's wildest dreams. Driven by greed, the traveler ventured into the damp darkness, his eyes fixed on the heavy veins of silver and glittering gemstones embedded in the stone walls. Deep within the shadows, she waited. She was not the wart-skinned monster of local folklore, but a creature of breathtaking, unnatural beauty. With emerald skin that shimmered like polished jade, sharp obsidian claws, and wide, amber eyes that held the heat of a furnace, she possessed a sultry, predatory grace that paralyzed his will long before he realized he was trapped.For three days, the cave became a suffocating paradise. Enraptured by her presence and the musk of damp earth and wild honey, the man forgot the world above. She held his senses captive, keeping him close within her domain upon a bed of cold, stolen coins. The rhythmic clink of gold acted as a lullaby, masking the underlying rot of the cavern floor. He felt a strange, draining exhaustion seep into his bones, mistaking the heavy lethargy for safety. She cradled him with terrifying strength, her purrs vibrating against his chest while her long, pointed ears twitched at the sound of his weakening heartbeat.On the fourth morning, the illusion shattered. The warmth left her emerald flesh, replaced by a rigid, reptilian hunger. The man awoke to find himself pinned beneath her deceptively slender frame, his limbs heavy and useless from the venom in her saliva. The amber eyes that had burned with passion now stared down at him with cold, transactional malice. With a guttural hiss that echoed off the damp stone, she unhinged her jaw, revealing rows of serrated, needle-thin teeth. He could only watch in silent, paralyzed horror as the trap closed completely, realizing too late the terrible price of the gold beneath him...
GAYMF ripping
>>62720964i put some cash in sgov just to have some liquid in case i need dough and man it pays a tasty monthly rn lol
Diesel is causing tasty dips in the market everywhere. Pay attention
>>62720959are the fish divvies?
>>62720977>The gleam of raw gold at the cavern’s mouth was never an accident. It caught the late afternoon sun, casting a warm, hypnotic glow that promised wealth beyond a peasant's wildest dreams. Driven by greed, the traveler ventured into the damp darkness, his eyes fixed on the heavy veins of silver and glittering gemstones embedded in the stone walls. Deep within the shadows, she waited. She was not the wart-skinned monster of local folklore, but a creature of breathtaking, unnatural beauty. With emerald skin that shimmered like polished jade, sharp obsidian claws, and wide, amber eyes that held the heat of a furnace, she possessed a sultry, predatory grace that paralyzed his will long before he realized he was trapped.>For three days, the cave became a suffocating paradise. Enraptured by her presence and the musk of damp earth and wild honey, the man forgot the world above. She held his senses captive, keeping him close within her domain upon a bed of cold, stolen coins. The rhythmic clink of gold acted as a lullaby, masking the underlying rot of the cavern floor. He felt a strange, draining exhaustion seep into his bones, mistaking the heavy lethargy for safety. She cradled him with terrifying strength, her purrs vibrating against his chest while her long, pointed ears twitched at the sound of his weakening heartbeat.>On the fourth morning, the illusion shattered. The warmth left her emerald flesh, replaced by a rigid, reptilian hunger. The man awoke to find himself pinned beneath her deceptively slender frame, his limbs heavy and useless from the venom in her saliva. The amber eyes that had burned with passion now stared down at him with cold, transactional malice. With a guttural hiss that echoed off the damp stone, she unhinged her jaw, revealing rows of serrated, needle-thin teeth. He could only watch in silent, paralyzed horror as the trap closed completely, realizing too late the terrible price of the gold beneath him...
>>62720968at least you got kids
>bonds above 5%Is the pump canceled.
>>62720999Checked. The market has been bond burgered.
Communist trannies and islamic terrorists are trying to bring our great market down, that will never happen under Donald Trump's watch, this is MAGA MARKET
I don't understand bonds with all this bond shit going on are there any bond etfs to buy or are we supposed to not be buying them?
>>62720999Inflation with housing and energy is double digits. 5% means nothing.
>>62720999that is a good think, everyone is buying our debt and giving us free money which we will never pay back
>>62721010But Anon I thought the reason bond yeilds are rising is because people are adverse to our stinky debt and need encouraged to buy it
>>62720977this is so bad
>>62720968You own your house and reproduced. I think you did make it anon.
Why do people say invest in the S&P 500 when funds are primarily focused in like 12 companies of thatHow can I avoid that
>>627210095% is infinity % more than negative gains on leveraged jewish tech scams
>>62720999no it's still below inflation. I wouldn't worry until 12-13%
>>62720999>buy our fucking bonds now or we'll crash the fucking marketWhat a time to be alive
>>62721007lotta bond etfs but u see as yields rise those mfs go down in price like tlt. bloomberg always shows rise in yield in red cuz it's not a gain if ur already holding a bond now ur sell price is less, but if u holding to maturity fuck it.
>>62720953is it true in haiti they get dirt on credit to eat?
>>62720990not in my opinion but i bet a pretty tasty crumb
>>62721029They trade mud cookie futures
>>62721021You cant figure that out and you consider yourself a good stockpicker?
>>6272102180/20 rule for better or worse
>>62721021Just buy the SP500 and short the top 12 holdings
>>62721040>down 40% this month
>>62721007The basic gist of it is that if people want a return on investment, but bond yields are so high that they're offering greater return than other investments, people buy bonds and other equities go down in value.This is big business stuff.
>>62721045bonds are basically the risk free rateWhy risk going -% when you can get 5% for free?if your account is in millions or higher, its far better to simply put it in bonds than risk itif its under two millions, a good stock that you'd think would return 10%+ is better
>>62720968Why dont you retire now?
I've given up on my forex account (it's down to $25)Give me one major currency and whether to long or short it
There actually is an ETF that is the SP500 minus the magnificent seven and it's based but not especially goodTicker is XMAGIt's actually outperforming SPY ytd and at 1y but is behind otherwise
>>62720893TMO, Fisher Price, etc
>>62721055yen carry moved to swissie
>>62721053The risk free rate is the short term rate. Nothing risk free about long term bonds. They carry a lot of interest rate risk.
>>62720713sometimes I feel bad you guys are getting replaced. Then I see cringe like that and am glad it’s happening.
>>62721053>if your account is in millions or higher, its far better to simply put it in bonds than risk itHow do you avoid the temptation of 10%+ day trades at 7-8 figures? At six it's not that big of a deal, a 10% full port swing hurts but it's not a life changing amount of money on the lower end of six fig hell like it would be if you had a 10mil+ investment account obvs.
>>62721040Trvke
>>62721070factual but that said sgov paying 3.74%
>>62721057so its spy but with higher fees
>>62721078don't be a degenerate gambler? not hard
>>62721081which is likely lower than real inflation. and I say that as someone who has way too much in SGOV right now.
>>62721078think about what its like being a poorfag wagie and you will never risk a dime of your fortune
>>62721084yeah i feel u
>>62721081SATA is paying 13%, daily pay
KEVIN!?!?!
Which stock is closest to a ponzi scheme? Asking for a friend
>>62721068Good enough.I was actually down to $18 and threw it onto USDJPY long for a day or two and came back to $25Basically I've already written off the account and I'm just gambling and memeing it to $0. Come January, I'll toss another $200 into it for the year and try to do better
>>62720773>>62720593SNDK TO 5000 INTC TO 300
>>62721099MSTR
>>6272063410
>>62720841Half-cousin looks just like her, always wanted to fuck her brains out. She’s a bitch but always acted like she’d be willing to as well..
>>62720688I want the mcds ceo I'm not going to buy a 20 dollar big mac
>>62721099SOXL
>>62721099SPY
hmmmEverything is down
>>62720688I can name at least 5 burger chains near me, fast food burger chains mind you, that are both cheaper and tastier than McDonald's cockslop.The age of expensive shitty fast food is over.
>>62721118Every pullback is an opportunity...
>>62721002Last night i pierced and pounded ur sister
>>62721128You weren't supposed to explain it!!! Youve ruined it for everyone!Now go sit in the corner and think about what youve done.
>>62721111
>>62721127isn't it le bad when both oil, silver and stocks are all down though?
>>62721125i stopped going there all together. I enjoy a good goyslop meal every now and then, but MCD is just never worth it anymore. It doesn't help that my local MCD is operated by retards that can't do anything right. Fries always cold. Takes 20 minutes to get through the drive through line with 2 other people in it.
>>62721111>Half-cousinBarely counts anon, do it or you're gay
>>62721133The McDonald’s near my place is terrible. Last time I went they wouldn’t even look at me. Even while handing me my food they made no eye contact. Fucking wild shit.
>>62721136Come on, Shlomo, tell us how you REALLY feel about the exact same shit the muslims do.
>>62721136Isn't the implication he's like 50 and his half cousin is also like 50What's the point of fucking another man's wife who is at least partly incest with you at that age? You want to be a freak and fuck your cousin when you're like 14 and it doesn't count if she doesn't get pregnantLater in life she just gets sad and ugly and you think "damn, she was hot when she was in middle school".
>>62721142>damn, she was hot when she was in middle schoolMODS
>>62721145She's like 28 now, old and used.
I really dpn't get why all of you are upset about Moloch worshipping. It's just another cult and made me good money. Buy JPM btw.
>>62721098it's over
>>62721151I did, through the VFH etfIt's not looking good im down 8%
it's always over
>>62721138maybe looking at you was akin to raping their eyes. have you tried bone smashing?
>>62721155Did you sell the bottom or buy the dip?
>>62721118Except KOSPI (because they preemtively triggered 2 day circuit breaker next trading day is monday)
>yields
>>62721167>The South Korean stock market is closed on Thursday, September 24 and Friday, September 25, 2026, for the Chuseok holiday.It's closed for national gook day, they aren't allowed to panic sell.
Damn today Klarna will bounce back! I can feel it. jk go fuck yourselves. I’m not feeling so good
Why the fuck is spy dumping ass when all its holdings are barely red. Is this the after market ultra bear trap?
>>62721195gook man is set for talks with donald tomorrow, obviously SPY will change color to appease him
>>62721238where's the diamond, goy
>>62721078Because why would you?5% rate yearly on 10m gives u fucking 41K a month/ 500k yearly risk free. you can reinvest some of that into stocks and grow it while keeping your 10m safe.
I am genuinely surprised my short is paying off for the second day in a row, waaaaaooowww>>62721244that makes a lot of sense anon, i was lucky to refresh just now! ahh, gotta love basic maths
>>627208412002
>>62721078>How do you avoid the temptation of 10%+ day trades at 7-8 figureslosing it will help you understand. But putting that money to work safely you can just keep rolling short term treasuries and some dividend king stocks and play with only some of the dividends/interest each month on your gambling while the rest is safe and keeps growing.
i can't believe stocks would go down again
>>62721199A expect a stupid pump either tomorrow or Friday. The market over corrected way too hard today
>>62721255It’s genuinely disgusting how they allow stocks to go down. Really thought they would have solved that by now. Seems like a conspiracy to me
>>62721258And you'll never believe who is behind it....
this freal or nahh
>>62721256>over correctedwe barely gave away 2 days of retard pumpsI'm bullish but posts like this are insane to me like did everyone here start trading after june? a correction is 10% dump territory and the worst stocks on my list yesterday barely dumped 5% and most recovered or crabbing right noweither that or everyone here full ported KLAR...
>>62721262Anon said he was making shit upI regret making that chart
