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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62721395
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what is he thinking right now?
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>I wake up
>I lose money
I'm just now maybe starting to get tired of all this winning
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Look at the 10 year, we’re all going to die
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Hate days when crypto outperforms the market. Feels like something is wrong.
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GOOG slurp doin good.
NOK slurp crabbing.
KO up.
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She sat alone in the dim corner booth of the fast-food joint, her dull, stringy hair framing a face she had long stopped looking at in the mirror. At thirty-six, the sting of being unnoticed had frozen into a heavy, permanent loneliness, and the world outside this plastic booth felt entirely out of reach. Her days were a quiet loop of solitary routines, devoid of touch, warmth, or affection. But when the cashier slid the greasy brown paper bag across the counter, a faint stir of anticipation flickered in her chest.

She pulled the sandwich from its foil wrapper, and her breath caught. It was magnificent—a golden, jaggedly crisp fried chicken breast nestled inside a glossy bun, entirely smothered in a decadent, overflowing blanket of extra mayonnaise. As she took her first bite, the rich, savory crunch mingled with the cool, tangy creaminess of the sauce, dripping over her fingers in a messy, indulgent cascade. In that moment, the emptiness that had hollowed out her thirties vanished, replaced by an overwhelming, intoxicating rush of pure devotion.

With every bite, her heart swelled with a fierce, unconditional passion she had never known from another human being. She licked a stray dollop of warm mayonnaise from her thumb, her eyes closing as she savored the perfect, uncritical comfort of the meal. It did not judge her appearance, nor did it leave her waiting by the phone. When the last crumb was gone, she wiped her mouth in the quiet booth, completely fulfilled, completely at peace, and deeply, irrevocably in love.
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shameless self quoting
>>62722275
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>>62722219
Then why did you reply to me LMAO

>>62722213
True, but that's what makes it bittersweet. I bought AMD because I liked what they were doing with their cpu and gpus. And while I knew they will hit nvidia levels, I did know they would only continue to get better.
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What's up with the lady? That has nothing to do with the stock market.
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-0.49% right now, it's starting to get acceptable.
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oil
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>>62722306
She has milkers so it's bullish
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>>62722281
The best part is the lack of fat on her face and arms

Also my stocks are up, lads
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>>62722300
What happens if Klarna get its US banking licence approved tomorrow? Would the shorters be fucked? I assume such news would be a buy signal. Or hiring a new cfo
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>>62722306
That's what getting mcd divies feels like, I am told
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Hmm I should have sold the other day :(
I think I will not increase said bullish positions.
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30Y is 9 points away from 5.5%
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>>62722300
It's not gonna pump on no news. Schizo lines tell me it's a distribution and there's no demand. They have to pick new execs or have something good to announce.
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>>62722315

I checked my buy signals for Klarna and I ran the numbers and did a real deep dive (10 seconds of laughing about the idea) and there is no fucking way I'm ever buying that shit any fucking price ever
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>>62722310
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>>62722319
Hold or dump KORU?
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>>62722315
if I added some nutella to a steaming pile of shit would you eat it
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>>62722281
corr
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>>62722322
It's dogshit I feel bad for the guys still talking about it
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Donald Trump is my friend. He the president. He making America Great Again dammit. Folks. Freedom on the move. Praise Jesus Christ Almighty and thank a Christian for their service dammit.
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SGOV and chill
feeling extremely comfy
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>>62722322
At least Tel Aviv is up 60% ytd.
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Are you smiggers ready for the daily blowoff top?

QQQ 740 max
Will close 729
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>>62722333
with jews you win
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>>62722330
Saving for later. I’ll delete it right now if you apologise.
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>>62722306
Stop posting pepes with food on his head it's retarded
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>>62722338
>He doesn't get it
NGMI!
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>>62722338
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>>62722337

even if you win your lottery tickets are still a retard anon. you are like the average goy that says shit like "Donald Trump is smart he made a lot of money"
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>>62722338
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>Chinese flags in the Whitehouse
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>>62722333
>he didn't say thank you
Say Thank You. Trump has made many sacrifices of the American people on behalf of Israel. He didn't have to do it, but he did. Say thank you, goy!
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>VTC is over 5.5%
>VCLT is 6.15%
>SPHY is 7.59%
At what point do investors just go "fuck it" and buy bonds?
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>>62722338
Okay
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>>62722341
At least the other ones aren't ai slop
>>62722342
>>62722349
>>62722344
Fucking quit it
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>>62722337
Lmfao
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>>62722348

I already did but I plan on selling them before the next FOMC. We get another rate hike and terminal rate is going to be higher
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>>62722348
I will never ever buy a bond.
Either shit gets worse and bonds return even more and make the current bonds worth less
Or shit gets better and the stock market returns better.
Biggest fucking meme on the market.
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WZRD bros...
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>>62722358

you know you don't have to hold shit forever? they pay the first week of the month and you can just dump them on bussy after. he buys them every week now.
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>>62722358
If America hits 18% again Id buy.
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>>62722345
mfw
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Bought BN at 36,45 USD. How did I do and more importantly how will I do
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mubros im scared
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>>62722344
Kek
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>>62722366
>tfw no cute Chinese presidential speech translator gf
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>>62722358
You could lock in a guaranteed 5% for the next 10 years. That might be an attractive proposition for someone with a ten year horizon.
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>>62722300
Can we somehow get WSB to get in ot it? Go spam it on their reddit i have lots of Klarna positions i waanna close would be funny as fuckif we could get a lot of retail to buy Klarna and they save my bags.
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>>62722358
Basically bonds need to go to 15% and crab up there. At 15% I might drop stocks and just go all in on bonds.
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>>62722369
Ok I failed
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>>62722281
now /biz/ has to goon to attract attention? that's a top signal.. lmao
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>>62722379
>You could lock in a guaranteed 5% for the next 10 years
Oh wow, so if I put in $1000 into the bond, then in 10 years I'll have $1500. That means in 2036 I'll be able to feed my family and McDonald's once with my total returns. Fucking great.
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I own my house. Bet against me if you want.
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>WEAT
>DFEN
>TMV
>SOXL
Roll for which one of these you have to full port into
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>>62722338
Okay
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>>62722345
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AAAAHHHHHHHH NIGGERS
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I boughted some Take two, RTX, NOC, GE and LMT
WAR and CIRCUS is the future.
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>>62722358
That's funny because I totally wish I was around for the gordan gekko era of junk bond trading in the 80's, it seems way cooler and like peak wallstreet
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>xi promises 2 pandas
:D
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Ugly Pepe man predicted this
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I'd get out of INTC at this exact moment.
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>>62722379
>5% over 10 years
>18% yearly inflation
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its over
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>>62722412
The market will be glad to be rid of Donald's economy.
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>>62722406
Yes and I predict it to get much worse as the day latens, Asia open is going to be a sweet and sour bloodbath. I will stay up late to slurp as I think Friday we bottom/crab and next week we have a pump before resuming the dump.

If you will please refer to the chart:I made last week indicating red week this week, green week next week and possibly the week after before big huge dump in October that will bottom in mid/late Novermber before we blowoff top around Feb/March 27.
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>>62722407
Yeah 1H RSI lookin' kinda stinky. A/D still neutral though.
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>oil just keeps rising
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>>62722412
Kek, they just stole Kalishi betting numbers.
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>>62722412
Republicans will be relieved, they don't actually like being in power.
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>>62722423
So much easier to complian than actually govern.
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>>62722391

>MCD will exist in 10 years

you could finance some bug paste Onions pods.
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>>62722421
Contracts rolling put it down so it's catching up.
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>>62722374
dont be scared yet, i havent even begun to sell puts on my 75% cash reserves yet. once i do and am bagholding those to minus 1000% then i will tell you its time to get scared
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>>62722415
Why though? A democrat administration has literally never once improved the economy. Especially not the new DSA-led democrat party which is going to ruin everything for everybody. I understand why the have-nots are getting excited, but if you own equities and have a well paying job, a democrat administration spearheaded by the likes of AOC, Abdul and Mamdami should horrify you. You do realize the democrats want to introduce an unrealized capital gains tax, like what the Netherlands did?
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>>62722391
This might be difficult for you, but imagine that some have a lot more than $1000 to invest
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What the hell is going on? Everyone on twitter is all worked up about WWIII, embassadors going back home, people talking about Russia, China, EU politicians going nuts, brent hitting $102. It reminds me of the day when Russia send their tanks. Nobody believed the would do it. Is it serious? I'm seriously considering selling everything. I'm even having nightmares most days about a massive conflict.
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>>62722431
Barely beating official inflation is not a good deal. Better than a savings account but not a good deal.
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>>62722363
>you know you don't have to hold shit forever?
I know that you fucking retard. But let me do an analogy for you:
I have created a 10 year cock cage.
It's a 5% model, just like the bond market is. If you put your 4inch cock in it today, then in 10 years it falls off and you'll be 6 inches guaranteed.
You can take the cage off "technically" at any time but you could lose an inch due to penis conditions, but even if those get bad as long as you stay locked in until maturity YOU WILL BE 6 INCHES IN 2036.
Would you take the deal? Because I sure as shit wouldn't.
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>>62722399

>Donald puts his pants back on
>tears in his eyes
>Xi asks him to finish the service by cleaning his penis in Trumps mouth
>so does that mean you will buy the US treasury bonds now Xi?
>well... we need one more thing from you... just a small favor... a photo we want to stage...
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>>62722433
>Is it serious?
No. Marketing drones have been itching for WW3 with every minor conflict for 20+ years. Nothing ever happens, especially not major wars.
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>>62722433
just drive out to the desert and clear your head. that's what i do when i feel that way. the next big conflict is with china, but xi just said we can avoid the thucydides trap and gave us pandas. all is well.
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>>62722430
>unrealized capital gains tax, like what the Netherlands did
Are they actually implementing it? I thought it wasn’t fully approved yet, and will likely never materialize
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yknow it would probably be cheaper to just pay Iran the 300 billion in reparations to open the strait instead of continuing to drag this out and pay trillions in extra interest from bond yields skyrocketing because of this retarded war
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the magat rally once again fails and we're back to reality
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>>62722433
>twitter
Twitter is rabble. An anti-indicator. Lay off the caffeine, replenish your electrolytes and relax, smigga.
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>boarding a two hour flight with 1DTE SOXL puts
wish me a safe flight anons
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>>62722433
anyone still on twitter has a mental illness or will contract one soon, even more so than this site. the common retard should not have a voice
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Is spacex computer going out of business?
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>>62722406

>haven't watched that movie since I was a child
>immediately notice now that they are all kikes

its wild everything from the 1990s was 100% Jew maxed already and I just didn't realize it yet
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>>62722422
What a beautiful American family.
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>>62722281
that slut is obese
i like it

i am predicting $300 mcd by april next year
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>>62722440
True but this isn't about cost it's about Trump's ego
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>>62722440
AMERICA FIRST!!!!! MAGA!!!!!
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>>62722434
If there's a deflationary event, the bonds will print. That's the gamble. It's a pretty safe one even if it doesn't pan out as planned
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>>62722421

>milfshake

if she is a single mom and her room looks like this that kid has a 0% chance. sad. many such a cases.

would but I wouldn't call her back after
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>>62722448
i NEED to smell a hot woman's ass just once in my life. It simply cannot stink
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>economy is shit for basically 20 years
>the only reason anyone moves out is either because they can slum it with 5 of their friends in north carolina (not anymore after price hikes) or because of gaslighting that this is "how it's done"
>you should move out and live alone in an apartment with no friends because you just should
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>>62722453
>If there's a deflationary event, the bonds will print
And this is why everyone laughs at the "120 IQ bond investor" meme
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>>62722440
Yes but the cost in izzat would be immense.
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I'll be paying off my credit card in 1 month (dont ask) and then im back to the fidelity mines
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>and they accumulate less wealth, especially housing wealth. If that doesn’t worry you, this should: They are also less likely to have children, which could place further strain on programs like Social Security.
HOUSING WEALTH
BOOMERS MOST IMPACTED
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>>62722440
Every day the Strait is blocked, it hurts the Iranian and Chinese economy a hundred times more than it hurts the American economy. That's why it's not getting resolved.
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>>62722430
>Why though?
because markets like HOT people like me (picrel) and AOC... AOC PLS!!!
...
i was actually interrupted from posting this and let my captcha expire by a door to door democrat old lady person giving out flyers and looking to tell me about "the policies"... president xi at the whitehouse going to visit the vill of rights tomorrow...
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>>62722423
All they had to do was nothing and they'd get credit for the biggest capex boom booble in history kek. They would have had a good shot at the midterms, probably.
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>>62722454
that's a man anon.
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>>62722455
It is well known that girls poop flowers. It's just science
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We are at or near the bottom of the K shaped recession. Remember, markets always price in recessions before they actually occur for the consumer which is now.
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>>62722464
Why don’t Iran and China give up then
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>>62722437
>>62722438
>>62722442
>>62722444
Thanks for the support. You might be right. Browsing places like twitter where everybody is all worked up and like shitting bricks about this massive conflict really has an effect on me and on my trading.
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>>62722455
it stinks and it's glorious
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Payday tomorrow
May well be slurping then
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>>62722430
And yet the republitards voted in the communist RINO-Don causing the pendulum to correct back this hard. It literally all boils back to the dumb fucks at /pol/ and their awful choice to back Donald
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>>62722310
>>62722421
>>62722448
BOOOOOOOLISHHHH
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>>62722437

>over 2 million dead in Ukraine/Russia war
>active genocide in palestine
>multiple active civil wars globally (Myanmar, sudan)
>US in active war with Iran
>Saudis absolutely raped by Houthis
>Africa is always on fire we can just ignore that
>Cuba/Venezuela etc shennanigans
>China itching to take Hong Kong and telling the US to hurry up and build our chip shit so they can invade
>diesel at all time high
>us treasury bonds are more volatile than bitcoin

I dunno man lots of stuff happens that would have been a big deal a long time ago... nowadays everyone has information overload and simply doesn't care about anything
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>>62722472
Because they hate Freedom
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>>62722430
Unrealized will be unconstitutional and impossible to implement. They will do a wealth tax. DSA is also backed by Jews so they wont sabotage their masters
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>>62722430
> A democrat administration has literally never once improved the economy
I dont grasp how retards like this exist? How?
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any non-burger bros here? what's the best ETF for non-burgers? I'm thinking SPYL
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>>62722430
No administration improves the economy. The businesses and workers improve it. Politicians just take credit and blame selectively as it suits them.
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>Starbucks plans to close hundreds of cafés across North America this week, per WSJ
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>>62722454
You noticed that small detail while looking at such a beautiful specimen? are you gay or something?
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>>62722434
No one's buying US Treasuries to get a good deal or make money, the point is to avoid any loss. It's better than a savings account not because of the interest rate, but because the bank is more likely to fail than the full faith and credit of the United States government*.
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>>62722430
>You do realize the democrats want to introduce an unrealized capital gains tax,
with republicans i have no gains to tax anon
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>>62722477
First of all, the pendulum is swinging further right, this isn't any victory for the democrats in that they have gained a bigger voter base for the general election in 2028. The opposition wins the midterms like 90% of the time. Republicans also easily cleared the midterms during Biden's presidency. Secondly, if you spent even 5 minutes on /pol/ you'd realize that /pol/ is the most anti-trump board on 4chan. It's been completely overrun by leftist online activist groups who were able to leverage the antisemitic nature of the board to convince them to ally with the DSA and the Candace Owens type of "conservatives".
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>>62722338
Sorry baby girl, it won't happen again.
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>>62722489
>protect against loss
Just buy gold. Bonds have changed. Foreign government no longer hold bonds, buggest holders are hedge funds now. And they dont plan to hold to maturity. If you plan to hold bonds, you are their exit liquidity.
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>>62722484
You can still buy a Vanguard ETF of your choice when abroad. If currency exchange is your concern then Invesco has a good one with low management cost.
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>>62722484
Or SXR8. Not sure which has lower expenses
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>>62722488
he has a lot of pretty princess points
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>>62722490
The S&P500 is up 17% YTD, retard.
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Holy fuck NBIS bros...
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>>62722486
Good. Fuck 'em
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Hmm I bought a tiny position but I won't be adding to it. Too much risk to do so and then prices fall back to last weeks lows and I lose all my gains.

>>62722456
In my experience the people pushing the move out thing in modern day US, besides the media, were mostly millenials and maybe late gen x.
>you need to move out for le independence
Of what? Living on your own and having bills? Kek. The real reason is...
>but if you bring le chick over!?
I'm not a fornicator. Just like that the modern day idealogy of moving out collapses.
>but can't you not stand your parents???
Lol, lmao even. These types will say that but then 180 and get mad if you don't call your parents every single day.

I shall keep comfy at home until wealthy enough to move out and not need to wage. Hopefully one day I get such a big multibagger that I can move out on my terms.
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>>62722489

>the bank is more likely to fail

JPM has never defaulted and the US government has defaulted on its loans 4 times and delayed payments on many occasions

JPM bailed out the US government in 1895.
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>>62722467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn9pQb4ukBo
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>>62722484
Spyl or spxp but research spxp
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you didn't bet against mark jewburg did you anon?
i told you no pullback and we were nowhere near the top. i hope you listened (assuming you like money)
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>>62722493
>Retarded dumb as fuck MIGA simps for a decade
>6 months of 51% Fuentes posting
Nah, pol is pretty dumb.
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>>62722493
The opinion of /pol/ doesn’t matter because most of the user base lives in Delhi
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>>62722506
While the weak crash and burn we march on
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The market is so gay and aids when it comes to AI stocks it's actually insane
>TJHE BUBBLE
You've sold 'the top' so many times AI stocks are constantly beaten down beyond recognition, there is no bubble because they never had a real blowoff 200 p/e like Cisco.

Tranny traders 41%ing themselves
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>>62722511
>In my experience the people pushing the move out thing in modern day US, besides the media, were mostly millenials and maybe late gen x.
In the sense that a lot of millennials decided to be broke instead of comfy? Sure.
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>>62722519
True though
That board has gotten unbelievably brown
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>>62722521
I genuinely, unironically think this will hit a thousand in a few years.
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>>62722506
How the fuck does this overvalued, revenuless trash keep going up
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>>62722519
They were very upset by the H1B deportations.
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>>62722504
>Made up number
>Off by 41%
Most financially literate MAGAt
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kevin... man... what the hell?!
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>>62722529
Trvst the plan
Behead those who insult Arkady (pbuh)
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breaking news
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>>62722522

thanks for posting this. yeah... they are just going to let inflation run rampant. bullish as fuck. warsh doesn't have it in him to buck break the machine.

the last time Kevin Warsh was on the fed board he lowered interest rates from 4.25% to 0.00% in 2008 lmao
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>>62722538
Get the hell off my Christian stock picking friend simulator.
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>>62722522
>not just dogshit generally but dogshit at being a bubble too
Top kek
Datacenters failing/going unfinished/being canceled is one of the things that are going to kill the whole thing
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>>62722531
I was looking at a european S&P500 ETF, I guess the currency fluctuation makes for the difference. Be that as it may, SPY is still up a respectable 11% YTD. Not sure what the fuck you mean by "off by 41%".
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>>62722525

>less people living with spouse or partner

grim. every chick will make $100k/yr selling pussy pictures online to gooners that live with their mom. while jews pretend like we don't need to make babies anymore because robots and indians are going to do everything
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Maybe everyone should stop brutally raping bonds now haha
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>>62722519
That’s mostly confined to the trump general, it’s only shills and jeets there now.
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>>62722550
will you buy them anon?
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>>62722464
1. The oil-intensity of China's economy is relatively low.
2. China is the world's #1 supplier of electrified technical solutions, which are looking more attractive by the day.
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>>62722555
US gov will buy them.
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Can the fed do an meeting and change rates before October?
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>>62722555
Fuck no, look at that dumpster fire
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>>62722560
don't complain about a problem you refuse to solve anon...
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>>62722546

they couldn't even explain why they needed them to begin with and the whole concept is weird to ape into at scale when they admit the AI will just make better chips and they immediately have to replace everything

the whole thing was fundamentally retarded to scale but it was the magic trick to fake the GDP data this year
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>>62722557
The difference is the US has massive oil reserves themselves whereis China needs to import all of that 19% of oil from somewhere and one of their chief suppliers used to be Iran. The US does not need middle eastern oil at all.
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>>62722547
So you arent even American...
You still have the wrong number, take the right number, increase it by 41%, and you'd have 17. This is high school Math Anon. I think pol is more your speed.
I have 5m invested and dont want retarded Europoorfags like you shitting up my gains.
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>>62722486
Are the normies finally feeling the squeeze and cutting down on twice a day Starbucks, and twice a day McDonalds? Idk how much they actually go to these places.
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>>62722541
>he lowered interest rates from 4.25% to 0.00%
What the fuck?
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i knew i should have bought TBT
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>>62722564
Yep, you and I are on the same page, anon.
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>>62722563
>tfw it's all on me to solve the economy
We're fucked
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>>62722547
S&P500 is up almost 12% YTD

He probably calculated 17/12 = 1.417 i.e. off by about 42%
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>>62722550
i used to love the battle for endor movie as a kid
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any nat gas barons in chat? our time is now
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>>62722570
any racists here that can explain this to a non racist? how is it racist?
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>>62722281
Is she pregnant or fat? Virgin here...
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>>62722575

>glowniggers start spreading reddit rumor about a short squeeze in US treasury bonds
>the Jew from GameStop tweets something esoteric nonsense about tbond squeeze
>reddit saves america
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>>62722493
>pol/ is the most anti-trump board on 4chan. It's been completely overrun by leftist online activist groups
more like anyone sane is anti migger by now, because somehow he managed to be worse than a guy who slept on the job
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>>62722566
I'm not sure what magical number you are looking at but when I look at SPY on google right now, it says YTD it's up 11.82%. So either tell me the correct number that I'm missing and where you are seeing that or shut the fuck up already you insufferable retard. The point isn't whether or not we both have the exact decimal number in front of us, but that the S&P500 is up this year, it's up the past 3 years and it's up the past 5 years. You would absolutely have had gains which you would have had taxed if there was a capital gains tax.
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>>62722577
The ewok movies were dope, loved that shit
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>>62722578
I bought a lot of EU gas today, Germany failed their stocks and they are completely off their targets.

https://global-energy-flow.com/storage/trajectory/
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>mfw I sold my shares in RDDT to buy Oracle two weeks ago
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>>62722522
Heh
>noooo you're overpricing the hikes, stop that!
Sure feels like they are obsessed woth how rates affect stocks rather than the actual economy. I still think the rate hike they just did was nothing more than posturing to make Kevin look like he means business when he talks about rate hikes and for the market to price it in without actually needing a rate hike. I would not be surprised if there are 0 rate hikes the rest of the year.
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Why does the market just flat out hate solid companies that arent tech or ai?
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>>62722588
This uneducated europoorfag is mad! Cant even read IDs.
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>>62722579
that attractive asian woman is offensive to ugly niggers
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>>62722565
China can still import oil. They have the option of just buying from someone else. Prices go up, but every oil consumer across the world faces those same higher prices. Higher prices are good for American oil companies, but bad for the rest of the American economy, and oil companies are a rather small part of the American economy.

> China needs to import all
China is the world's 5th largest oil producer, producing more oil than Iraq. It imports roughly 10 mbpd on top of its domestic production.
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>>62722567
starkbucks only makes 5% profit
mcdonalds is much healthier
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>>62722597
Because they are about to get their profits fucked by the oil crisis
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>>62722587
Not really, you can just notice that 4chan got flooded by third world agitators and /pol/ got completely one-shot by that third world narrative due to their hatred for jews. What did even Trump do that was so bad? If bombing middle eastern terrorists was really this bad for you people, then Obama would be your most hated president of all time.
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TASTY bullflag forming on the daily mcdonalds. ANY time now.
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>>62722597
Are these solid companies in the room with us anon?
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>>62722592
well done, i bought some US gas on tuesday
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>>62722579
>any racists here that can explain this to a non racist? how is it racist?
It's not. But since the Dem's are coming back then you're getting more of this bullshit.
>Asian woman holding converse shoes in hand
>Libtards: "AYO THAT LOOKS LIKE A LUNCHING TO ME FR FR"
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>>62722597
i don't know if you noticed but rates are going up worldwide and everyone is in debt, that means demand for everything is going down
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>>62722533
What happened anon? Is the market pricing in 1000 bp's worth of hikes?
>imagine Warsh goes full Volcker and raises the rates to double digits
Imagine the cheapies bros. Imagine the interest rates.
>tfw a 20% rate would make my bank account yield big returns

>>62722570
>racist
>she put it on her head and because that one chick did it first it is now le forever racist
Kek. How do I short this stock? Is it dumping like Nike?
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>>62722579
Maybe the shoe on head as it was a thing in the East for a bit.
Some anon was saying marketers try to avoid Asian women as they trigger white women who are in control of 85% of household spending.
Everyone blames Blackrock for how woke the media has gotten but its really just white women love fags and darkies. They run the world.
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>>62722579
>how is it racist?
paranoid schizophrenia
blacks have like tripple schizophrenia rates
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>>62722604
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>>62722570
I wore those a long time ago but those shoes. t. aging anon with plantar fasciitis
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I was doing a little number magic. Numerology if you will.

The FED was officially established on December 23, 1913.

So we change the year to 2025 because that is the year start and we are still under that year we get...

44
The Master Builder

Positives:
Great Success from Hard Work
The building of something great that will last generations
Heroic General or Leader

Negatives:
Overworking
Micromanaging
Extreme Rigidity and Inflexiblity

The next year would be 45/9

Strengths will be:
Stability mixed with Freedom
Serving the People
And the Completion of a cycle

However the Shadow side is
Conflicts of Freedom and Stability
Rigidity
Misusing Authority

Coincidentally next year starts a 44 year for the Office of President.

If the FED is willing to be flexible while sticking to their core and the President works with them and isn't overbearing it could be an incredibly good year. But if the President and FED butt heads especially with the FED having a 5 there could be chaos.
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>>62722624
meant to say they offer no support. sort of like my stock portfolio.
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>>62722610
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>>62722625
we should just change the year back to 2003
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>>62722579
if you squint real hard like a chinaman you can see a kkk hood and the shoes in hand is a black man hanging from a tree
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how we doing, /BartBros/?

Cowabunga!
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who would've thought, oil ripping again because everything was bullshit
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>>62722625
Nest year will be
>44
For the office of president sorry that looked confusing. Based on April 30th when the first President was sworn in.

By the way this year was 43/7
Shadow is:
Isolation and Withdrawal
Internal Polarization and Conflict
Trust and Cyncism issues
Rigidity and control issues(4 is always going to manifest this)
Overworking to avoid feelings
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>>62722578
>>62722592
Hello.
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Are we excited for the upcoming Anthropic IPO?
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>>62722558
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>>62722652
I might gamble on ipo day but no way I'm holding that shit
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>>62722615

I send like 50% of my girlfriends money to a brokerage before she can blow it and she always gets mad and tells me that "I am stealing from her" when she is on the rag or whatever. Her account is up bigly. She makes like 150K/yr and used to just keep money in her checking. when I met her she was making minimum payments on maxed out credit cards and when I got her to pay off her debt (by telling her over and over Jews were stealing from her) you could see the pain in her eyes to not be debt maxed.

Many such a cases. Imagine letting a woman be in charge of finances in your household.. I think most dudes are in cuck relationships where they "spoil their princess" and its just the equivalent of buying pussy with the constant threat of her getting her back blown out by a random if you don't tiptoe around.

anyways modern men are to blame women aren't supposed to do things like work or vote or deal with money
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Sup faggets.

Do i take profit on JDST or let it go another week? Thanks in advance boss.
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>>62722633
Most of 2003 was an 11 for the FED funny enough another Master Number.

>Intuition
>Inspiration
>HIGH Charisma

but

>Extremely Sensitive
>Self Doubt
>Isolation
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>>62722655
You laugh but that's what Japan actually did
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>>62722636
We out here straight bortin
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>>62722652
When are they going to publish their financial reports.
I want to laugh at their CAPEX and profit.
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>>62722281
not sure if this bitch is pregnant, just fat, or even a bit of both

whatever the case, im aroused
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>>62722673
Excuse me CHUD. We're profitable (if you exclude training costs, server infrastructure, marketing, and share based compensation).

Okay?
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>>62722610
jfc. racists are just literally making shit up now to be offended.
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>>62722662
based and head of household pilled
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>>62722678
And don't forget the training costs hidden inside the marketing
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>>62722672
>>62722636
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so what happened with the xi trump meeting
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THEY ATTACK OIL
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w-what's happening
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>>62722696
Trump got on his knees and sucked him off
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what is happening
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I hate this market man, this retarded pumping each time some fuckin news happens
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>>62722605
Fucking told yall
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>>62722696
sources familiar with the matter inform me they are closing in on a deal to trade 100 million chinese waifus for a historic Iranian peace deal.
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WTF is happening
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Bought 766Cs at the right moment earlier
Lmao
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>>62722712
>>62722707
we made it...
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT
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CASHNADO ALERT

THERE WAS A NEWS

I DONT KNWO WHAT BUT CASHNADO EVERYTHING BUY EVERYTHING COMPUTER
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>>62722712
:/ this is unimpressive why are you acting so excited. I need this stuff to pump way harder
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>oil goes down
manipulation
>oil goes up
ah yes reality
>>
someone pressed the V button
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WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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The crash is never going to happen.
Infinite growth.
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>#OOTT | US, Iran Discuss Phased Deal To Reopen Hormuz And End US Blockade – RTRS Sources

AGAIN peace deal bullshit
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>>62722733
Lets goooooo
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>>62722731

it was probably a premium trump trvth that wont come out for 30 mins
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>>62722733
peace, peace at la-ACK
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>>62722733
It's weird how sometimes it has an effect and sometimes it doesn't, I wonder why. Well as long as the pump continues I can profit.
>tfw holding short dated calls
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>>62722733
its real this time, have faith
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>>62722733
Why is oil mooning then.
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>>62722725

I went from -1% to green in 30 mins. I dunno dude your portfolio sounds gay and retarded if your stocks don't pump on fake news why the fuck do you even buy them
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>>62722733
Another "Discuss" bullshit
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>>62722733
It's gotta be bots because no human is stupid enough to trade on this shit AGAIN.
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>>62722749
SOXL is still red, what are you holding?
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>>62722662
>honey I need to take half your salary to invest in klarna, a stranger on reddit told me it's a good buy!!
>>
i'm holding 100,000 dollars in x money for the 6% APR.
>>
When I did divination this week it said today would be Green. Tomorrow will be red though. But now I said it the markets might adjust and pump green Tomorrow...

If they do you're welcome.
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I hope bibi's speech dumps the market lmao
>>
>10 YR
>5.1700
>5.1700
>5.1700
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>>62722281
The OP doesn't help.
Anons tell me your best resources to make it. I'm a newfag with crash trauma.
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>>62722751
i just went all in SPY calls when i saw the headline
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>>62722457
They will drive everyone out of bonds first though, they insane inflation, just like they did with negative oil at the kickoff of the Covid Op, before jumping in and riding it back up to the moon, now, with leverage. That is how the insiders do it while the Goyim deal in the real world.
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>>62722310
anyone notice African women are really hot compared to American black women
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>all around me are familiar faces
>worn out places, worn out faces
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Trump Considers Allowing Chinese EV Production In US Amid Xi Talks – NBC

chingchongching
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Iran LOST
Bears LOST
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>>62722662
>Gf makes 3x as I do
>I manage the finances
Sometimes I even give her an allowance
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>>62722766
I don't see it. but I went to public school in the south, so I can't get past the smell
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>>62722766
because they're actually exotic (and not fat, and pretty)
american version is just a ghetto american that has black skin
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>>62722770
how??
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>>62722766
Yes. There's are good reasons for that. Saying any one of them in public will get you cancelled.
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>>62722493
>Pendulum is swinging further right
It's swinging further to batshit insane "dying empire gasps for breath" for sure, hence my comment on commie donnie getting elected.
>>
Just as EU markets close...
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>>62722763
So how do I invest to profit off this? With negative oil timing seemed to be of importance, just all in on oil futures at the right time and it'd be easy money. What about bonds, what do I invest in to profit and what should their valuations be doing for it to be obvious?
>>
>>62722603
>bombs middle east and begs to get the hormussy open which was already open before his sperg out
yeah if you cant notice something as basic as this you're just a retarded migger boss
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>>62722770
Iran will lose but it's not over yet.
>>
Scott Bessent now resorting to sending fake news to the press to try to suppress oil prices (it will work for 30 minutes)
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>>62722281
only a high test man such as myself can appreciate this. Yt bois need not apply
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>>62722781
I'm sorry but that is TOO big
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*ahem*

I AM NOW PROFITABLE ON THE DAY
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>>62722769
>Europoors bragging about buyimg their Chinese bugmobiles to replace their Volkswagens
>BUT NOW THEYLL BE MANUFACTURED IN MOBILE, ALABAMA
MAGA communism with Chinese Characteristics is going to destroy the domestic European car markets.
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>us china meeting
>peace deal shortly after
what did xi do?
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>US and Iran reportedly discuss a phased deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz
is this it
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LISTEN YOU NIGGERS.
A new PEACE PROPOSAL just dropped.
HORMUZ INMINENT OPENING.
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>>62722733
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>>62722792
good, Volkswagen are bitches. give me my SU7 GT at 150% Chinese price
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>>62722777
>checked
what are the reasons
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>>62722751
I just bought Amazon on the mini-drop after the pump.
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>>62722762
>Red again and trending down
Do you feel in charge?
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>>62722733
Algo control news I guess. Debt dumping has been out of control for the past hour.
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>>62722766
They are in their natural environment and they eat real food instead of soda and fast food junk so they develope correctly.
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>>62722798
33rd times the charm
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>>62722800
>markets are efficient
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>>62722603
>What even did trump do that was so bad
Started a global trade war, started a two week special military operation in iran, rugged the crypto market, sold out our country to bibi and putin, politically alienated the populace from each other, spent $3 trillion dollars bailing out the economy, posted dumb shit on twitter about our allies, gave citizen data and social security numbers directly to Elon, ect ect.

Keep sucking him off though, the maGAGing is only a little noticeable
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>>62722711
don't make rumors like that. bibi might get jealous and do some wreckless shit.
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>>62722815
2 MORE WEEKS
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>>62722785
That is most likely what just happened.

1 or 2 days ago there was a discrepancy between RTRS and Bloomberg about the Saudi Pipeline being rebuilt. RTRS said it's already being built and Bloomberg talked about plans or initiation or something,,can't recall but two different stages.
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>>62722823
I mean metaphorically
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START THE V
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>>62722804
when africans traded niggers for gunpowder they didn't send their best
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>>62722819
>putin
no need to lie about things that didnt happen, one of the few things he did well was getting europoors to buy our weapons instead of wasting tax money on than shithole.
its just that he instead started wasting money on another jewish war for no real reason
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>>62722819
The meltdown you faggots had over biden ukraine war price increases, and now you are saying whats the big deal to people melting down over the trump iran war prices? Damn i guess when ZOG is color red its fine and dandy.
>>
its so funny to watch bobos get too cocky and then get absolutely heemed by a tweet over and over again
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i just realized trump had a ceasefire with russia a couple weeks ago too, probably one of the best presidents ever to make peace deals
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>keep refreshing my app
>it's actually 0.00% to 0.01%
lmao
perfectly balanced port
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and just like that no more red days ever
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>>62722464
This is obviously a lie.
>>
I'm all in SPY calls for monday
>>
I got fucking sidelined on the semis V
>>
Happy days are here again?
>>
if you think the tweets from the fake news outlets moved the market that much you are dumb as fuck. look at the WTI volume, Bessent sold more crude at a big loss. expect larger draws when the EIA numbers come out next week.

i'm just gonna buy more oil, simple as
>>
holy heck qqq and spy were green for a second
>>
>>62722832
What do you mean, the guy literally took money from the Russians to win his first election, and then literally went the appeasement route his entire first admin with them.

>>62722837
I hope you weren't referencing me, I don't think both of those wars should have happened, never voted for this idiot, and believe MAGAtards on 4chinz are bots
>>
Somehow oil got crashed by the fake news. How are people still this stupid?
>>
>>62722861
no
>>
ROCKETSISTERS WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON HOLY
>>
GoogleMarines Gemini 4 is coming we are all gonna make it
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AACK
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McMarines..hodl the line
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>>62722800

>-0.5%

half of my watchlist is down 20% this month
>>
>>62722866
case in point, dumb NIGGER alert
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>>62722785
>>62722826

dude they floated a "diesel export ban" two separate occasions just to rugpull oil and then admitted it was "fake news" right after lmao

bots running the stock market is so exploitable by kikes
>>
>>62722882
You're the one loading up on brown shit liquid, don't think you're in the position to call anyone the n-slur (≧▽≦)
>>
>>62722882
no
>>
how long does this "peace deal soon!" pump last? through the week?
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>>62722898
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>>62722891

long enough for bobos to buy puts and then they announce its for reals this time
>>
kek now (US) Natgas is bullrunning
>>
New >>62722906
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>>62722864
this is as stupid as miggers believing democrats took money from china, you npcs truly are the same coin
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>>62722888
fuck off tranny
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>>62722899
I baked too
Recycle >>62722906
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>>62722899
>>62722916

Gooed gooing you guiys.
>>
>>62722733
Tired of this shit, but each passing day they're doing their blatant manipulation makes the incoming recession even worse than 2008 could ever dream to achieve.
>>
Literally bought a qqq call at the picto top today expiring today. This always happens
>>
>>62722724
I need her creaming on my shaft NOW



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