Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62722898
Keeeeeeeeek
Fuck my nigher life bros. I thought 600 was a decent gain especially when everything was done the other week
TOMORROW WILL BE GREEN RIGHT BROS TRUMP WILL MAKE THE MOTHER OF ALL TACOSHE HAS TO PLEASE
Missed the bell but finally ironed out enough systemd deployment bugs so it should run regularly now. It's paper trading but I'll take live after at least a week if everything checks out.
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>>62723717I bought 1dte spy calls. What have I done anons.
DAMN these 2 lil niggas look very happy together!https://youtu.be/3SBsZY4qpis
>>62723715Smigstrodamus hereTonight will be a bloodbath in Asia, the gook is spooked and he is going to SERR SERR SERRTomorrow will start to get bought up in Euro hours then dump on US open, QQQ hits 729 then V midday into crabs and close around 735SO SAYETH SMIGSTRODAMUSOh and next week is retardedly green btw, but I will be exiting all markets (other than GRRR) next Friday.
>>62723707>>62723715this is either the gayest fakest market I've ever seen or the US has totally lost control of the plot lmao... I think tweets aren't going to work anymore
>>62723733Will I be ok smigstradomus>>62723722773 calls
I am still making money off of sneedisk>anon may have cut his short too early editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62723738Spy btw
>Day (+0.03%)holy shit i'm going to be RICH in no time
>>62723733What premium AI do you pay to these nice pics?
lmao
>>62723707These lil sand homies are doing wonders for my CVX
i'm in financial disarray
Are XCSH, CYPH, and SATA decent pics
I am financially BTFO (unrealized).
>>627237475 Free Chat GPT images daily baby, its finger clucking good!>>62723738Probably not desu smigpai if you are stressing this much this close to ATH, do you have calls or stock? Smigstrodamus is building up his cash pile for the big bad October/November ahead.
>>62723748its funny the fed pretends like they do anything when the market just tells them they have to hike before they even have the fucking meeting lmaowarsh didn't want to give the market forward guidance so the market is going to give him forward guidance instead
>>62723754Calls. Spys creeping up though.One more round.
I see zero reason not to short this entire clown market while also being long oil.
>>62723749Today sucked CVXbro
>>62723754>this close to ATHits wild because all of its just mag7 and AI. every other sector has already been anally gaped 10-20%+ and we are still crabbing ath
The AMD pump is only going to accelerate. 5T market cap soon, niggies.
when do _we_ (>You) buy the financials dip¿
>ask ai to create a pic of pepe drooling like a retard>get a woke response and refusal of requestyep it's over ai is here to ruin existence
Why do private lenders care if my fund is a mainly short strategy fund? This seems really bearphobic from instutions
>>62719514
>>62723782this feels like something actually concerning but no one gives a fuck leli guess i'm just dumb
Hi, I haven't posted here in about two monthsAm just dropping by to give an update and say I still give zero fucks about the middle eastThank you for your attention to this matterSee you in another few months
>>62723767Kek, it'll fall below 500 again before 2027.
>yields computer
>10Y at 5.20% nowyeah this might actually be the endhope you doomsday prepped, this shithole country cannot survive a full blown economic collapse and you dont wanna see what balkanization is like
>>62723765I agree there are loads of quality stocks trading at decent discounts from highs and would be great buys in a long term portfolio.But I could get them even cheaper, at even more of a discount which incentivises me to hold them for even longer with a larger margin of error.The more I consult the charts and the oracles, the more I think MU earnings mark the blowoff top for this move and it will sell off hard and fast back to $800. Irrational I know but its the feeling I just can't shake.
>>62723739*hugs and kisses you*
>>62723760counterpoint: jews
>>62723792Calls or puts prior to earnings, fren?
10y bonds hit fucking 5.2%in 2007 once bonds hit 5.25% almost all funds starting turning over to bonds and selling equities
>>62723790If Commiefornians knew how to fight they'd secede and dominate economically. But they'll just get absorbed by some shitty state next door that has a bunch of rednecks and military bases.
>>62723785all of the stocks that live in the real world care/have been getting gaped this month nonstop. utilities, banks, consumer defense, military industrial, retail etcall of the stocks that live in fantasy land in gated silicon valley million dollar mansions don't care at all they will just debt max at 10% interest and send share holders a "I'm so sorry email atleast we tried" email when it blows upthe entire reason interest rates are going up is because tech fags are debt maxing at 7-10%. why would anyone buy 5% debt from the government when Elon musk is IPOing for 20 trillion dollars and Google is doing 100 year fucking bonds for 6.125%
>>62723796Calls if you want to pick pennies up in front of a steam roller and get out on time. Puts if you want to have a silver lining for the misery smiggers are set to endure this Fall.
>>62723785You're right to be concerned, but people are noticing el mano.
>>62723790Are you buying bonds now or are you waiting for 6%? Answer the question bondbaggie.
>>62723812im buying non-perishable goods and water purification tools as of last month. If you're still "investing" you have no idea how bad things are, retard
what is they going to do when it costs $4k/month for a 30-year mortgage to live in a normal house because mortgages have 10% interest? doesn't seem sustainable. maybe they want to crash real estate at this point.
>>62723801Guess what also happened in 2007-2008COINCIDENTALLYQuick reminder it was an oil crisis first and foremost that morphed into a financial crisis. Oil. It's always oil.
>>62723816So bail once oil hits 140?
>>62723814if you need to be red pilled on how bad things are, your argument is self defeating
>>62723693We live in the ruins of a greater civilization.
>>62723805So theres a shortage of $. Fascinating as everyone here claims the $ is crumbling, no one wants the $, the $ is worthless etcWhich one is it?
>>62723812The person trying to use the trolley to cut their dick off will just cut their dick off with something else. So the answer is obviously to divert the train to help the suicidal people kill themselves, thereby granting as many people possible their wishes. You're welcome.
>>62723817It'll go higher as you have to take inflation since then into account. But whatever it's manipulated like hell, monitor the real prices instead : diesel and gasoline
>>62723818>if you need to be told that [bad thing] will happened yet, it will not and cannot happen do you also struggle with object permanence, my clinically retarded friend?
>>62723815>doesn't sound sustainableits not. but its intentional.their goal is to return serfs to a renter status in society like Europe where like 50% of the population live in cucksheds
>>62723816This is true. Our oil-based 3 bed, 2 bath mortgage became too expensive for us to refine.
>>62723827We already know what risk is dumbo. Ray Dalio's been telling us to hedge with BTC and gold for months. You're a retarded doomer nothing more. When you rope you won't be missed
>>62723817>>62723825follow diesel/gas instead of price of oil. oil is obviously giga manipulated right now but they blew up the refineries and they cant lie about diesel prices. if the houthis/Ukranians/Russians/iranians keep blowing up refineries we could see oil drop bigly while refined products moon
>>62723822>shortage of cashyes when redditors value every tech company at 1 trillion dollars+ (because we need to hit the number) and every IPO comes out valuing itself at 5 trillion dollars and every company is debt maxing there is legitimately not enough money but you can have tech shit and inflation or you can crash out the market and try to have inflation. the fed gets to choose the path either one is super fucking gay desu.
>>62723842Crack spreads are a good thing to track too. Gives you a metric on refinery profitability.
>>62723817without manipulation oil would be at 140+ already
>>62723839>he didn't make a fortune reselling toilet paper during covidNGMI. go buy some motor oil this is investment advice
>>62723763My cost basis is 142. Sometimes you just gotta let it ride. Sand people are a long term phenomena
I don't understand bonds why if the yield is going up does the ETF price go down? Shouldn't it be the opposite?
>>62723862Yields go up cause people don't want itPrice goes down because people don't want it
>>62723856More like 160. Diesel's and gasoline's are as if the barrel was around 160.
>>62723862the yield has to go up to encourage people to buy their shitty debt
>>62723862Current debt gives more yield than debt bought the prior day, so people value it less.
>>62723862the ETFs are made up of older bonds that yield lower. the yield now is 5.2 but its full of 3-4% bonds that still are going to be shitting around for 20+if you could buy a new bond at 5.2% why would you want to buy an old bond at 4%? this is why bond ETFs go down while yields go up
>>62723812My answer to these questions is the don't pull the lever cause it's not my job and I don't work for free
>>62723858'no'The only worthwhile play from the le energy crises is tankers. If you've played anything else related to Iran you're clinically retarded
>returned to my hometown>so many girls I used to know are now in their mid-30s>shitload of them never married, never had a single kid>desirability, supply/demand level in completely different place compared to when they were in late teens/early 20sDamn, and I thougth it's over for me. Imagine being 36-yo woman without kids and realizing it's completely over.
>>62723832yeah, I think they want people renting more often. if you want to buy a house, have cash or be ready for an expensive loan with high interest.
>>62723870This is true>BWETGODS
>>62723868Why can't they just sell the old bonds every time it slightly changes and rebuy the new ones before they become more shit? Why do they hold them?
>>62723862Because the bond you bought yesterday now deliver less yield that the one that is being sold today.Guess what that means for the bond you bought yesterday.Man, if stonks smiggers and dip buyer zoomers have that level of comprehension about the only real market that matters, I'm glad you guys are my trade counterpart.Funny months ahead.
>>62723872I don’t believe it’s ever truly over for women desu, always simp out there willing to accept any sort of pussy
>>62723877I made 400% on SOXL in like 2 months. 133 years of sitting in a bond in 2 months
>>62723883I don't think you understand what happens to your SOXL and everything else when the bonds market awakes.
>>62723875>why don't they sell their bonds at a losssounds like a really dogshit buidness model you got there man.
>>62723875Who are they going to sell them too
>>62723880This is the truth. There's always a captain save-a-hoe ready to swoop in for even the most busted piece of work. Don't waste time thinking women will get some epic comeuppance it's never happening just focus on yourself
>>62723872have you considered breeding one of them since it is clear you dont have any kids of your own and clearly have no better prospects
tomorrow we hit 5.3% 10y?
>>62723888I sold the SOXL at the top and put it in SGOV lol.. I'll buy it again when it's back to the bottom and repeat the process
>>62723875>sell themoh no no no does bro think because he presses sell on his fidelity account and it disappears into the ether that you don't need a buyer for bonds and stocks? oh no no no
>>62723880>>62723891Those simps are very low quality though that the women will suffer with themIt's very very rare that those whores get that 1% guy simp
>>62723877>if stonks smiggers and dip buyer zoomers have that level of comprehension about the only real market that matters, I'm glad you guys are my trade counterpart.And that's?
>>62723890>>62723889I asked GPT and they said that's what floating rate bond ETFs are
>>62723883>>62723888the last giga nigger market SOXL went from $70 to $7 almost non stop rape train for a year straight. shits even more inflated and bubbly this time.I'm not saying its going to crash out tomorrow or anything but anyone that doesn't understand this is a possibility is the blackest most retarded gorilla nigger low IQ tourist 5 digit account trannyDid you faggots forget about June already? SOXL was having -30% days and shit with way healthier bond market and more optimism of "peace deal imminent" and lower gas pricesthe people bragging about SOXL gains right now for the most part don't understand that the gains are because of the risk you are taking every day that you arent just going to get nigger rugged -20% straight into a hike cycle where you shit drops 90% and you are trying to door dash to "average down" a triple leveraged ETF
>>62723899you're still coping. the vast majority get, all things considered, decent guys. a plumber here, a computer nerd there, either a little fat or a little awkward, but just happy to finally have some pussy. don't think about it man, most women don't lose. now could they have done better? sure, but they never crash and burn. focus on yourself bro
>>62723894No because they are too old to be able to produce kids. That's the entire point.
>>62723910You're not supposed to hold SOXL. You buy at the bottom. Sell half when it doubles so your initial investment is gone and it's all profit you don't care about and then sell the rest when it hits your number and put in SGOV and wait for the dip again
if you want bonds so bad buy Chinese bonds, they actually go up
>>62723875>okay. i wonder what else this guy has said.>well well well
>>62723916Ive only been buying it under 100 but I don't even think I want to touch it the next time it goes under 100 because its probably goes to 50 after that
>>62723921>>62723910FUD'ing retard, ignore
>>62723915Woman can easily produce kids in to their 40s you incel, a buddy of mine just knocked up his gf by accident and she was in her 40s.
>>62723924Yeah but that makes autists like us
>>62723748Why is this bad again
/biz/ newfag with crash trauma.I wanna learn how to make money.OP links aren't enough.Where do I start? Give me your recs and advice senpais
>>62723922>ignore the past surely its impossible that things can happen>simply stating the existence of past events is fud>its just going to go up and to the right forever
>>62723910You're right but I also think we're not accounting for potentially much higher lows. AI has changed the game possibly forever. Semis may not ever bottom out again like they did before. The nature of computer hardware has fundamentally changed for the foreseeable future.
>>62723929do a finance mba
>>62723924Did she give birth before? That increases chances
>>62723928two year treasury: 4.95%SCHD div yield: 3%
>>62723934How will that help?
>>62723929do u want to gamble or invest long term? or swing trade? etc
tons of sirens outsideare we under attack
>>62723938Which is why it has been taking a shit the last month
>>62723938schd also has capital gains dude
>>62723941Swing trade to increase capital and long term
>>62723812I don't pull the lever and then I put an end to 6-7 myself! Evil dies tonight!
>>62723935>Women’s ovaries get compound interest in their reproductive fertility.Kind of jealous, i wish my dick had a compound interest functionality.
>>62723942Yes
>>62723941>etcWhat else can you do?
>>62723951you always just put etc at the end of your list man
>>62723942The gangstalkers have decided it is easier to simply kill you
>>62723952This shit is why 4chan needs to range ban all third world countries (and israel), extreme misunderstanding of the english language by knuckle dragging brown fuckwits.
>>62723928US has like 41 trillion dollars of debt and every time that line goes up the debt gets more expensive.0.052 x 41,000,000,000,000 = 2.132 trillion dollars per yearthe government only collects 5 trillion per year in taxes. 50% of our taxes will be just to grease Jew palms. once this number hits 100% the country is insolvent we cant even pay interest on our debtits a long term problem that keeps getting worse because of how compounding interest on numbers works. the more they kick the can down the road the worse it gets. at some point it will have to be addressed. right now they just shove their heads up their ass about it
>>62723935no. she also only had one ovary
>>62723939you'll be a professional finance guy instead of some degenerate loser
>>62723955*raised finger with glasses emoji*erm actually etc is latin
>>62723952It may be the autism but I don't do it if the list is complete.Anon who asked me may have other options in mind he didn't mention.
>>62723932yes this is the hopium timeline. they have to come out of the other side of this shit with something that tangibly increases the value of America by more than the cost of the debt to create it.the AI narrative isn't "AI good or bad" unless you are a total brainlet. everyone knows its here to stay its just whether or not it was worth debt maxing our entire country for it
>>62723960Is the time and money ROI any good if I want to make it using the stonks market?
>>62723945you're not being compensated for risk unless you extrapolate YTD returns is the point
ttwo bwos is it over..?
>>62723958We'll simply inflate the debt away as all the boomers go extinct and then cut all social spending programs
>>62723974if you buy intc, yes. if you don't, you turn into one of the ghouls you see before you getting upset about numbers
Wait, what the fuck is the deal with Oracle? They're jewing out on a data center now?
>>62723941ID changed but both are me>>62723929>>62723947
>>62723710>sellinganon what are you doing. you're not actually supposed to sell.
>>62723953oh shid im so fugg
>>62723982Are you a bot?What word triggered this post?
i have 350k cash
>>62723979death of a nation in this timeline. Zimbabwe tier economics where minimum wage is $500/hrthe only way out of the pit is for the government to pay its debt (lmao). it will probably be a lost generation of higher taxes and less government spending and shit market. Personally I think it starts the exact second the last boomer dies.even Jensen Huang said "we can keep this going for atleast 2 more years!" which should key you in on everyone knowing this shit will blow up at some point. its a game of musical chairs where we are greed maxing with a conartist president. probably will last two more years. who knows when the music stops. bills come due eventually.
>>62723822The dollar can be both crumbling in the real world while also going crazy in bubble world. K-shaped reality.>Hmm, these green pesos only buy me 60% less big mac compared to a few years ago… maybe i should try something else…Meanwhile in the other end of the K.>I NEED TO MAKE 20% OF ALL FOREIGN TRADE BE JUST NVIDIA GPUS. ME MONEY. NEED MONEY NOW. MONEY. ME. NOW.
>>62724002>Personally I think it starts the exact second the last boomer dies.100% agree. All of history has culminated in giving boomers the easiest existence possible.
>>62723943Truly bizarre. SCHD is basically like the best possible screener for steady growth stocks and it's going through its worst stretch possibly ever for no conceivable reason. The best most stable and cheap stocks with the best possible financials diversified across all sectors dumping in perfect sync like they're the same stock while basically everything else goes up. Never seen anything like it. It's not that bad either it's like -6% 1month but it's the way it has gone about it -- little losses nearly every day
>>62723985turns out they make zero fucking money boss. spending $18 billion on something that makes zero fucking money is wild
>>627238955.4 (Please imagine a picture of smug-looking frog, I'm a bit busy)
Mumus, is there a chance for tomorrow....
>>62724014Shit, and I only spent like $200k on my portfolio that doesn't make money. I kneel.
>>62723924look up stats, 35+ without any prior kids is uninvestable
>>62724012>diesel at all time high>debt getting more expensive>why are companies that use diesel going downI dunno man..
>>62724012Agreed, its been worrying meMy duhp isn't experiencing the same thing
Anons, give me your reading/watching recommendations for my weekend >>62723929
>>62723862>I don't understand bonds why if the yield is going up does the ETF price go down? Shouldn't it be the opposite?these are the retards i share a thread with.
>>62724012if you'd zoom out you'd see that it got way overheated this past year and was due for a pullback
>>62723955you need to calm down etc
>>62724025SCHD holds COP, CVX and EOG among others. It's well hedged to gain from energy. And anything that applies debt wise would apply to the broader market equally or worse as SCHD holds stocks with better fundamentals than the broader market yet is somehow underperforming. I'm telling you it makes no sense whatsoever and if anything is proof someone is rigging the fuck out of the market rn
>>62724028Grandma's Boy.
>>62723728She never smiles. Sad!
>>62724031everyone was buying divvy stuff to avoid the AI trade and oil stocks are in SCHD as well and they ran up bigly. now it seems like everyone noped the fuck out of every trade across the board except for roping retail back into shit like META at 800 (when they wouldn't buy it at 500 because it was bad)
>call it a freight forward agreement>It's actually more like a freight swap agreement This shit don't make sense boss
>>62724031It just had a rebalance and pe, forward pe and trailing pe show otherwise. besides this none of these stocks have ran up as much as others that are still running up in the same sector. there's nothing indicating a pullback at all
>>62723958In my opinion, Burry’s best position of the year seems to have been CAT.Double whammy exposure to AI and Diesel prices. A very nice layup if I might say so.He basically called the top with his $1060 position.
>>62724025The lack of basic understanding here is remarkable. They are your competition. Lmao
>Xommy
>>62724037they rotate dude. even on no news they rotate. there is a lot of news right now.if you cant handle a 5% pullback on SCHD you really shouldn't even be actively investing to be totally honest. just DCA the shit every 3% drop or whatever and you will beat 90% of /SMG/
>>62723991Kill me
>>62724028
>>62724049idk man smg are in the know 90% of the public maybe
>>62724049oh boy a literal child talking to a man. I've held through 20-40% drawdowns that would make you shit your pants nonstop. go back to the ball pit kid
>>62724046its a triple whammy really... CATs entire run up was from tax loopholes in the big beautiful bill or whatever the fuck it was called where farmers were getting free equipment as tax write-offs basicallythe big beautiful bill tax loopholes ending was more impactful to CAT than diesel or interest rates. their sales numbers were not living in the real world and despite what they tell you the market is actually stupid as fuck and not forward looking at all
>>62724054They're calling him the diamond handed baggy
>>62724046>>62724058oh CAT also sold a bunch of war bulldozers to Israel so they could pancake Palestinians and that was the rest of their valuation boom this year
>>62724049Thisis what reddit said when I was googling about it
>>62724038definitely a classic
there's a house by me that sold for $425k in 2022 and $375k last week.
We're coming back to the good old days of may
>>62724045The PE of a boomer stock and the PE of a growth stock are not directly comparable. SCHD is full of companies with limited growth because the best thing they can do with their cash is hand it out to shareholders. Its defensive equity. It had no business running up as much as it did. That's why it's been going down.
>>62724060There's literally no benefit in being a baggie except in this one scenario when someone online is trying to make fun of you in which case you must let them know you survived the silver and semis crash of '26, full ported, held through worst possible loss in the history of stocks and came out green.
>>62724075SCHD holds top stocks in every sector from value to semis. Some years it outperforms nasdaq and sp500 by a considerable margin
>yields go up cause no one is buying>debt gets more expensive cause yields go upBut if no one is buying bonds, who is collecting the 5% interest? I think it's all fake and gay buullshit and I want boomers to leave.
>>62724075like half the the top 10 holdings are semiconductors and biotech... SCHD actively screens for growth. its a good ETF and I'm buying it right now I dunno fud it if you want nigger you don't even know what's in it
Bros I was promised infinite pumping from here on wtf?
>>62724084TRVST the plqn....
What are some good Chinese stocks to invest in.Asking for a friend.
>>62724028The Smartest Guys in the Room
NIGGERS
>>62724081when people don't want to buy the debt (like right now) then the literal faggot in charge of the Treasury department goes to the money machine and he just manifests money out of the ether to pretend like our bond auctions didnt fail and directly causes inflation and increased rate hikes and a debt loop spiral which they are supposedly really super serious about combating
