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>>62725738>previousFuck>>62724460
We don't even get TACO's anymore. Shits just fucked.
>>62725738post the real pic
bonds?
I am still making money off of sneedisk>bond yields be bussin' editionthank you for your attention to this matter
Ty for bake anon
>>62725765I boughted at 2000 and solded at 1400 and have been too paranoid to buy back
>>62725758>your face when you see the Chinese Century of Exaltation approaching>>62725767Knew it was my duty when I saw some shitposter crying about "too many" /smg/ threads. Where the fuck does he think he is?Also >SOXLCan't stop winning
CAM ON MSFT, MAKE SOME FUCKING GAINZ
kek yields
bonds at 5.3% today?
>>62725772>bought at 2000Why?
We're at 7.45% mortgage. Housing market is fucked.
>>62725772>buying at $2,000>when I was selling back in Junewhy did you punish yourself anon, i'd say a fairly strong entry range now is $1,100-$1,240ish and a moderate buy would be around $1,250 to $1,350ish; anything right now over $1,800 seems like a fairly safe level to short.
when yields hit 20% again i'm selling everything and going all in. enjoy the rat race losers
>>62725789>>62725799It was JulyI was young and naive
I just realized TLT has no bottom...
>>62725797Alright, I wasn't sure if it's dangerous when mrs Schiller and Buffett warned me but if mr Mannarino says the same thing then shit just got real.
>>62725800Don't ever show me what your stupid mexican computer desk looks like ever again
MY PORTFOLIO IS BEING SUCH A NIGGER THIS MORNING
>>62725802Bonds are going to zero. It has never been this ogre.
>>62725802>TLTLook at TMF anon
>>62725797I'm going to invest my gainz from this week in some pints in the pub down the lane
Lads, buying the KLAR dip isn't working.
Kike Nigger Indian Faggot Emerging markets
PEP announced its increasing the price of its goyslop ~3-5%. I don't see how this isn't giga bullish. No one is going to stop buying chips with EBT because the price went up 20 cents lets be real... market is throwing a hissy fit about it because "inflation" but its cool with tech niggers spending 18 billion on a data center that doesn't have electricity
>>62725765youre not worried about the buybacks?
>>62725799I feel like someone can be risky and buy AT MOST around 1500 with a defined sell point at 1700-1750. It's that wildly-swinging and even if it drops, you're not going to baghold forever.
>>62725819>retard shocked as stock, whose business model is built on keeping retards broke, keeps him broke
why are we falling again?
Holy, that MU dip.
>>62725819sell it and buy something sensible like lottery tickets
>>62725838take one guess(hint: it's oil)
>>62725838>record diesel>low faith in orange nigger and active wars globally>unhinged debt spree of unheard of proportions by trannies in sanfrancisco that molest children but its okay because they are building god and its not a cult its a religion and we are going to Mars if you have enough shares otherwise you get left behind forever on a world where "money doesn't mean anything in the future">worst bond market globally in decades>mortgages at 8% and people cant sell homes even at a losstake your pick. its probably ally Jewish theater and you buy the dip or maybe its the big one who knows that's the fun part!
>>62725828Guess they couldn't shrinkflate and airflate it any further.
>>62725838We've reach ATH+- ceiling
How many of you guys think you'd be better off just throwing everything to VT and forgetting about stock picking? Seems most underperform index funds, especially if counting the opportunity cost to do other things
>>62725859Same but SSO
>>62725819I could have told you that
>>62725854companies just need to go back to making good shit and charging more for it. look the fed right in the face and tell those niggers its because they doubled the money supply in the last 10 years.instead they all try to produce lower and lower and lower quality slop to pretend inflation is 2% so that we can finance 5 trillion more in tech debt that doesn't live in the real world or have to pretend about giving a fuck at all because the CPI only cares about the price of frozen lasagnas
>oh no fuel prices are up a little I better vote for infinite browns and communists in November!
reminder to get back into space stocks and etfs while theyre still on a discount >ETFJEDI, NASA>StocksRKLB, ASTS, SPCX, VSAT...
>>62725838A better question is why aren't we falling more
>>62725868>voting matters
>>62725868I'm not going to vote at all because there isn't a "deport all Jews a blacks" option on the ballot. keep voting red and get used to the smell of curry dude you are such a rebel.
intcels...did we fly too close to the sun?
>>62725871Yes
>>62725864Man, don't even get me started. So many chocolate-related brands went to shit because they had to substitute cocoa with slop. The taste is completely different, but hey, the price is the same!Those products are more El Nino related but I'm sure infinite inflation didn't help either.
back to the races, what is bussy thinking right now?
>>62725869What do we think about RDW
>>62725828we really shouldn't be subsidizing doritos with our tax dollars
>>62725873good goy. you have been defeated.
BRACE KLARMARINES
>>62725886He's probably more concerned with <2 year bonds since those all need to be refinanced soon
>>62725832I didn't hear about one, what's the basic gist of it?>>62725833Yeah, seems correct, although imo $1,750 is a pretty conservative selling point. Towards the upper end of the trading range I'll have both longs and shorts running simultaneously.>>62725877>pic related
>>62725890I don't live in the real world anymore. If you guys want to give all your money to retards its honestly not my problem. I just think its funny Obama deported more Mexicans than Trump.
>>62725873Jeets won’t last long in this country. They are all going back.
>>62725859I underperform but I still prefer to do it, because what else would I do with my time? And staring at the charts going up or down every day is unironically great fun. let's not forget about shitposting with my frens in es em gee!
Wasn't the argument in the past years that high yields were not so bad because Tech companies had money and they could earn interest. Aren't they negative free cash flow now though so it should be bad now? Why the fuck is this shit so resilient
>>62725868The repubs don't want to govern They want to make money and complain about the party in powerIf they did their jobs and improved the lives of the American people, they wouldn't lose to the infinity jews and browns party. (It should be noted the current admin is on record as being in favor of infinity H1b poos)
>>62725889goyslop is a fundamental American freedom
>BILL GATES WARNS AI COULD CAUSE ‘A BILLION DEATHS’browns or whites, bill?
>>62725918
>>62725888bretty good same with PL and othersIm just stacking JEDI tho, dont have the will to pick one specific stock, plenty of good ones in the sector
>THAT smell which you can only find between the ass cheeks of beautiful 19 year old blonde women
>>62725910sheeeeeit
>MSFTwtf man
>>62725899skhy is doing buybacks too and its stock is holding up pretty well despite recent fuckeryearnings season is coming up so it might not drop as hard this time especially since everyone (retail) knows the game now
>>62725901k, let us know when that makes it out of committee. Republicans will never send home their destructive plague.
>>62725918Bill has already been reducing brown numbers by educating thirdie women, giving them medicine and putting them on contraceptives. He's secretly very based but schizos keep reee'ing about him being some fucking illuminati freemason.I suppose he's worried about 1st world countries.
>>62725930Nobody likes a blackpiller, nobody likes a doomer. Nobody likes a panican.Go away.
>>62725906the current narrative floated by Bussy and company is that we will "outgrow the debt". The AI bet is similar to going all in preflop with pocket Jacks and with 8 people at the table and just hoping it works because otherwise you cant pay rent
PYPL TO THE MOOON
I told you INTCels to get out at 124 yesterday. It's gonna drop to 85 now and you'll be left bagholding and crying again.
>>62725935
>>62725838
what can bussyent realistically even do at this point to salvage the bond market? I don’t think that even if the war ended and Trump had a stroke today wouldn’t fix it
>>62725945its all WWE theater until it gets bad enough that Kev has to do a 360 and walk away from inflation and cut to support bond buybacks
>>62725945trump just needs to stop all the tarrif shit and people will buy the bonds. they are in complete control but they choose chaos.same with the Iran war... we could have ended it months ago but the US wants the chaos.I think the US glowniggers blew up the east west pipeline too. attack coming from Iraq glows super hard.
I was +1% this morning and now I'm only at +0.35%...
>>62725952I went from +0,85% to -0,08%.
>>62725873i love a good yellow curry
>>62725950Imagine being this America-brained
>>62725838opex dayplus fuck you
>>62725966can you form a coherent argument instead of just acting like a 16 year old girl on the rag? which part do you disagree with?that the US blows up pipelines?that the US does terrorisms?that the market is fake and gay? (really jogs the noggin vix is red every day during the hekkin fears)that people would refuse to buy our bonds because of trade wars?Iran's own president went on fucking fox news yesterday and said peace deal imminent and you think this shit is real?
This is the exit pumpSo sayeth smigstrodamus
Can orange nigger just kneel to Iran already
>crabbing when you're so close to breaking evenI don't even care if it dumps afterwards, just let me touch 0.00
>>62725934Not blackpilled nor a doomer, I'm a realist. Do you honestly believe that bill is going anywhere? Pure cope.
Today is the last time you can buy SPCX for cheap. Monday is the day they launch Starship.
Hey bastard bitchesWhy is the bond market demanding 5.2% when inflation is 2%?
Why is the market crashing? I'm fuccked!
I swear whoever has the stomach to swing trade IREN can become a millionaire
>>62725982take what you can get?or sell atm covered call
I'm red todaymy hedges got battered
>>62725986desu mostly because tech faggots are paying 6-10% and people would rather buy their bonds
is Fagdelity ATP lagging massively for anyone else? This is insane.
>>62725973You're fighting for Israel, it's not Blumpf's choice whether to end the war. Thinking that the USA would blow up the east-west pipeline is just extremely stupid and sounds like a cope for the Saudis getting their shit pushed in.
>>62725984>SPCX>cheap
>>62726009People have been saying this I wonder if something is up
I guess they know they lost the bondmarket and now pump the stockmarket for vote muh republicans look at your 401k
>>62725986Is that 40t thingy, not a biggy, don't worry piggy
>>62726019It's going to 300 next week
>>62725655>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
Has anyone checked on what the bond king has to say
>>62726027>SPCX will double its value to become a $4 trillion company in a weekbased retard
>>62726032>what the bond king has to say
I think next week is gonna be a highly melanated one.
>>62726032No but the slop king says that tough times are coming to piggers. Imagine being risk on at ATH while bonds are screaming panic and diesel is at ATH. These are the exact conditions that preceded the GFC by about 6 months.October/November badDecember/Jan/Feb goodMarch marks the start of really bad times. My crystal ball doesn't go further than that. It just stops. Flatlines.So sayeth slopstrodamus.
>>62726035You are buying stocks of a company with infinite growth potential, it will go even higher.
pessimists are rightoptimists make moneysimple as
>>62726002This and the constant budget deficit the country is running and financing with even more expensive debt not to mention the existing debt being refinanced at higher rates..>>62725986Inflation is more around 3% at least. Where did you pull up the 2% figure?
>>62726017I'm gonna drop some big brain knowledge on you dude... high gas prices are good for America. we have the cheapest gas on earth. any impact from increased oil costs effects EVERYONE more than the US. Every time a refinery or pipeline blows up Americas future becomes brighter as the world becomes more reliant on our energy.do you think Ukraine is blowing up Russian refineries right now without our blessing? why has the US had absolutely zero response the the houthi rebels? why did we take venezuelan oil?think about it for a little bit retard. I know you aren't very bright but I think you can put it together if you try really hard. oil prices in the world are the highest in Asia which just so happens to be our only competitor on earth. really jogs the noggin fucking brainlet
>>62726040is the burger on the scepter edible?
>>62726040good thing i have been 80% cash since 2021 waiting for this exact moment!
>>62726042But what if I’m gay?
>>62726032>what the bond king has to sayThe badass from Bakersfiled?
>>62726047>It would be extremely painful.>You're a pig guy.>For you.
>>62726050then you need to suck my dickso sayeth gaystrodamus
>>62726040>December goodhere comes santa clause here comes santa clause right down /smg/ lane!
What’s the play when AI inevitably crashes? Healthcare cause everyone got rich off of AI?
>went full port SOXL>it's working out so far
>>62726046>high gas prices are good for Americacorrectfor example, for those that dont know, ever since the ukraine war, guess who became the #1 exporter of oil into the EU? ding ding, its the US of A, which now makes up over 15% of Europes oil27% of Europes nat. gas. now comes from the US and it will only go up as new pipelines go online
>>62726058Yeah probably
>>62726055You know, I'm not a big fan of Aie Eye slop, but you have a personality and a sense of humor, so I tolerate it. Dare I say I like it.
Should I full port O? It's looking cheap
>>62726055>>>62725808I was in the wrong thread.
Can someone post the smig pledge? Need it on a day like today.
>>62726057SANTA RALLY?!?!?!?! FUCKIN SANTA RALLY?!
>>62726075anon thats a hard ask 30 mins before LUNCH TIME on FRYDAY... gonna have to email a formal request to janny on that one who will get back to you on monday
Wtfwt, did a taco just hit?
>>62725738The AI Trade™ is the only thing that matters.
>The Hormuz Letter@HormuzLetterBREAKING: The US appears to have abandoned its naval blockade line against Iran, pulling its aircraft carriers off it entirely after Iran's first use of anti-ship ballistic missiles against a carrier. The warships have not been located in the CENTCOM area on Sentinel-2 satellite imagery since the beginning of September, including the USS George H.W. Bush, the USS George Washington, the amphibious assault ship USS Boxer and even their escorting destroyers.The finding suggests the US has pulled back beyond the range of Iranian anti-ship missiles from a blockade line that until August sat at the exit of the Gulf of Oman. The pullback was likely prompted by Iran's first use of anti-ship ballistic missiles against a US carrier on the night of September 5 with the Qasem Basir, which has a range of about 1,200 km and covers almost the entire Arabian Sea.Iran said on September 12 that not a single US warship remains in the Persian Gulf, down from around 30 before the attack, with all US vessels holding at least 400 km off the Iranian coast. Iran's SNSC chief Rezaei said the Qasem Basir "created hell for the Americans, and they fled."Independent imagery had not supported that withdrawal until now.
>>62726066Thanks smigger, I don't ask for acceptance just the tolerance of my existence. Fun fact: QQQ is about to run to top out 744 then plumet to 737
>>62726046shhhh it's better if they don't know
>>62726075
>>62726061There are no gas pipelines across the Atlantic. The constraint on exports is liquefaction terminals, not pipes.The US isn't producing more crude oil than before the Iran war. Increased oil exports come at the expense of decreased domestic oil consumption (= higher prices).https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/leafhandler.ashx?n=pet&s=mcrfpus2&f=m
how much oil does it take to mine a bitcoin?
>>62726080>average /smg/ poster
>BND kinda sucks these daysDoes that mean I should buy some?
>>62726046>we have the cheapest gas on earth.You seem to be confusing gasoline with natural gas.The US transportation system is extremely oil intensive. High oil/gasoline/diesel prices are definitely not good for the US, other than US oil drillers and refiners.
>>62726075>Can someone post the smig pledge?and a little bit a chicken fry...
If tomorrow the treasury announced that to celebrate Trump's birthday or whatever and for a limited time only, they'd be offering 10 year bonds at a 50% yield, I honestly don't think stocks would go down that much because a huge percentage of investors don't even know what a bond is and so would never sell. The market was broken by the introduction of the ETF and the 401k.
>>62725972Doesnt that just mean look at the option strikes with the highest OI/volume and expect the market to fuck them over? Doesnt that give us price direction and magnitude?
>>62726115>The market was broken by the introduction of the ETF and the 401k.
>>62726096:O >¿¿¿How did he know???I fear I am growing too powerful
Everybody thought this was a blogpost but it was actually news about the US losing :( >>62726095>>62726095>>62726095>The finding suggests the US has pulled back beyond the range of Iranian anti-ship missiles from a blockade line that until August sat at the exit of the Gulf of Oman. The pullback was likely prompted by Iran's first use of anti-ship ballistic missiles against a US carrier on the night of September 5 with the Qasem Basir, which has a range of about 1,200 km and covers almost the entire Arabian Sea.
>>62726096AI gives wings to creative people that lack artistic/technical skills to draw what they have in mind. That's a benefit of AI.The day when even the creative input of prompts and humor are completely AI generated, that's the day when human culture truly dies.I can imagine third worlders in the future asking AI to "make something funny" with ZERO human input and then get millions of likes on social media
>>62726115Most investors aren’t actively participating. They’ll show up to panic sell when the market dumps enough, it doesn’t matter if they hold etf’s or stocks, it’s all the same
>>62726106>tfw youre not one of the average onesheh, feels good man*buys TLT*
Who is really the house?
>>62726046Ah yes, the "worldwide energy crisis is actually good" cope. America is showing its ass on the world stage like never before, Iran is cemented as regional hegemon, China continues to nuclearize its electrical grid and transition to electric commuter cars thus reducing oil reliance - but these are all good things! Why? Well, because things haven't *quite* completely broken down domestically. Forced to ban diesel exports just to keep food on the shelves? Bullish! Face it nigger, America is getting shoved off the world stage and everyone outside of North/South America is going to be better off for it.
>>62726115>huge percentage of investors don't even know what a bond ismost people do not have any money. The ones with big money would buy.
>>62726129Social media is completely dead once AI matures. When every wag can generate hyper-personalized news slop, movies, and games tuned to their exact dopamine triggers, social platforms become totally redundant. The future internet is just autonomous AI agents talking to other AI agents while their humans sit back and consume tailored feeds.
>>62726130>They’ll show up to panic sell when the market dumps enoughWill they? Ever since COVID, retail has shown up to buy the dip every single tip with seemingly endless amounts of money. The masses have an almost religious belief in the S&P500. They believe that if they keep buying into VOO no matter what, they'll get rich. There's no fear anymore.
