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He add a collar for every 100bps rise Edition

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62725738
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Howdy
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Why doesn't Congress just spend less
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Only real gamblers buy 777 calls for Monday just fyi
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>SPY
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do i sell my ttwo at a loss?
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If you hide how bad things really are, then it turns out everything is fine
Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
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I am still making money off of sneedisk
>the weekend fast approacheth edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62726516
its not their money so why would they?
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>>62726515
Grinder is the only dating app that works for two reasons. (1) It allows people to actually connect locally without paywalls, and (2) people who successfully meetup stay on the app because gay men are insatiable for sex and have many partners. Grinder would be at 100 if it just made "Straight Grinder."
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>crab day
Yeah, I'm just not gonna buy MU today. Maybe Monday. Gonna sleep like a baby.
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>>62726521
Goyball season just started. The bread and circus committee will save the sequel to GTA 4 until November.
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Sell now or wait for pump next week?
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>>62726529
>Grinder would be at 100 if it just made "Straight Grinder."
It really wouldn't, gay men operate in a way straight men and women don't
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>>62726529
Forgetting about the fact females are what ruined straight dating apps. Every other explaination is pure cope. 10 billion dating apps later and it still wont work out because it's the females that fucked it up.
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>>62726522

it makes sense considering the kikes that run the markets will pump oil 30% on news of an attack that impacts production globally by 0.05%
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I can't look at the outrage from "incels" the same anymore ever since learning a lot of woman hate comes from homosexuals who hate women
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>>62726544
>>62726549
Elaborate anons, it seems like you just don't enjoy foids
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>>62726557
Yeah same for all the "man hate" its all 40+ year old used up roasties complaining bc they dont get attention anymore. That and all the gay chicks which according to EEG data turns out to be all of them lol.
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>>62726562
gay men prefer casual sex more than straights and are rarely monogamous and are also more sexually active
repeat customers are good for any business
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>>62726566
Cope all you want buddy, "incel" culture is a bunch of deluded boomers who think getting the kids to hate on women will somehow make their shriveled cock more attractive. The gay agenda runs deep
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>>62726535
are you ready for some goyballllllllll
a monday night partayyyyyyyyy
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>>62726569
fag dating also has the benefit of every user being an option for every other user. a straight dating app cannot do better than 50%
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>>62726575
yeah that's also a thing but the other apps kinda leverage this for visibility subscriptions
it's a double edged cock imo
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I’m investing in hydropower
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>>62726541
if you want to share a screenshot then you want to sell
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>>62726562
This guy doesnt even know about the fact women are enriched in copper and therefor are prone to masochism, sadism, and psychotic behavior. I wish it werent true but its just the reality of the situation. I mean just look up female dating strategy these people were ruining lives and fucking with peoples feelings treating human experience like it was some kind of sick game. But as men we dont really see the gravity of the situation until we are 3 kids deep a house and life savings when she divorces you.
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>woke up late again
>didn't take a shower
TOP SIGN
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>>62726582
>>62726541
doubling down on this, sell and take your original investment to buy new calls
you'll keep profit and only lose your original
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>>62726573
Women are fucking awful try talking to one
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>>62726573
You know what runs deeper? Female spite and pettyness. Who showsnuo for pro trans rights? Who showed up to support linsdey? They are totally happy you aborted your baby and trooned out because thats less competition for her kids. Thats right they dont support abortion for themselves they want less competition for there own kids. Think about how petty you have to be to support someone else's son trooning out so that your son can have a better shot at someone's daughter. The gays dont even come close to this level of planning and evil.
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it's afternoon treat time! greek yogurt with strawberries today.
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>Fed raising rates
>bonds continuing to spike
>somehow the stock market is still ticking up

this is unironically a very powerful market, they've been begging for a crash for a while now and it refuses
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>>62726596
>they want less competition for there own kids
if this was really the reason that would be a laudable thing but it isn't. it's just liberal mindvirus and tiktok brainwashing groupthink shit. if women really were that committed to their offspring, it wouldnt be a bad thing but they arent
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>>62726601

like can you imagine if they reversed course and pulled a Janet Yellen 0% decision? We would rip like 50% in 3 months.
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>>62726588
West coast or are you that much of a bum
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i had a relative die

a particular person in my family of low moral character scrambled to become executor of the will, and i wasn't going to object to them being financially responsible for all the funeral debt lol

don't worry there was nothing to inherit

this relative of mine scrambled to get control of what she believed were assets. she wanted the bank account. there was nothing in it but monthly payments of a lifetime annuity pension plan which were required to be stopped after death. but a lot of times, these pension payers dont figure it out immediately to stop payments after death if they're not notified. they do figure it out eventually but it could take years after paying out thousands of dollars mistakenly.

so i let my relative, the executor, have control of the bank account, and renounced any ownership i might be entitled to of the account. i never touched the account.

the executor then takes full control over the account. i'm pretty sure this executor is collecting lifetime annuity benefits that they aren't entitled to, and they're not a surviving spouse or beneficiary. and with lifetime annuity benefit plans, there's no survivor or heir entitlements anyway. payments are supposed to end at the death of the account holder. it's not like a normal 401k where there's a remaining balance. lifetime annuity plans are more like retirement insurance.

i didn't notify the pension payer, because first, i'm not the executor, and second, i have no access to that account anyway. this is a pretty severe crime but i'm not going to do anything.
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>>62726529
>>62726549
>>62726569
If women are the issue for straight dating apps then why don’t we make a straight one that only has men in it?
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memory shakeout is starting sooner than you might think
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>>62726608
Serious question tho..
>Is the person of low moral character hot at least?
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>>62726603
Imagine falling for the right vs left meme in 2026. Anyways no thats what they want you to think. But in reality the more women other women can trick into fucking up their offspring the more they win. They dont care about society's future as long as they won the game for themselves they are fine.
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>>62726619
Get this man 300 million in VC funding ASAP!
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>>62726624

>the left vs right meme

The left and right have never been further apart and more polarized than in 2026. Do you even remember the "difference" between Reagan, GHWB, Clinton, Bush, Obama? It was pretty much just tie color. They mirrored each other on major policy.

In 2026 we now have one side that transparently hates this country, it's people, and wants to replace it with the foreigners of the world, and another side that doesn't. I can't think of a bigger schism than literal existence.
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>>62726619
as long as the men are cute and the cocks are feminine I'm in (no homo)
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=bcOBNBmt5lg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QlH8D16PHDM
How is this possible? Is the entire American economy fake? Or at least the NYC economy? She has like 50k youtube subscribers btw
What stocks do I invest in to take advantage of all of this fake money?
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>>62726631
Lying on the internet has never been so popular
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>>62726628
Which side doesn't want to replace the citizenry? I'm not seeing that anywhere
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>>62726637
>le lying
I bet it's real, it's too specific.
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>>62726608
sorry for your loss but it's not that severe of a crime
also it may not be the executor's responsibility to notify the company of the death, just depends on the contract
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>>62726608
>the easiest way to get rich is just to run a scam
Yeah!
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I switched back to RH for my main broker. The UI is more smartphone friendly.
Fidelity was annoying having to go on the website for certain features when I already had the app.
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>>62726635
Poor Nike.
At least it won't affect my VOO anymore.
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>Moments ago a US official told CBS that the Trump administration is having "positive and constructive discussions through the mediators." Iran has proposed a 7 day plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz but this US official said the following: "The United States is in a very strong position with control of the Strait of Hormuz, so we are not in a rush. Over the last 48 hours, nearly 40 million barrels of oil have transited the Strait.

YEAH SURE BRO LOL
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WHATCHA
>BUYAN
>SELLAN
>HODLAN
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
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>>62726624
>But in reality the more women other women can trick into fucking up their offspring the more they win
I would be surprised if even 1% of women have this mindset. I don't know where you're getting this idea
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>In 2026 we now have one side that transparently hates this country, it's people, and wants to replace it with the foreigners of the world
I can't tell which side you're talking about lmfao. Are you referring to the left and Mexicans or the right and Indians??
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>>62726653
DEMOCRAT TERRORISTS HAVE SHUT DOWN ANOTHER CHEVRON REFINERY WITH RULES AND REGULATIONS
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>>62726631
Idk how many hours she actually works, but 90% of modern wagie jobs are complete fake-work email-job slop anyway. Elon fired 80% of Twitter's bloatware staff and the site literally ran fine. Even without AI, any state that actually optimized for raw TFP and peak efficiency would render most workers completely obsolete. Wagies seethe at this, but true efficiency-maxxing capitalism died after WW2. Modern economies are just different flavors of welfare-state socialism disguised as corporations.
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SMILE
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>>62726529

>Dating apps don't work

Skill issue. I fucked dozens of chicks off of bumble back when I was whoring and I never paid anything
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>>62726639

Why do you guys play stupid? Like we all know what the score is here playing stupid isn't interesting or useful
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>>62726658
>>BUYAN
I'M A CASH MAN
>>SELLAN
I'M A CASH MAN
>>HODLAN
I'M A CASH MAN
>>PLAYAN
I'M A CASH MAN
>>WATCHAN
I'M A CASH MAN
>>LISTENAN
I'M A CASH MAN
>>READAN
I'M A CASH MAN
>>EATAN
I'M A CASH MAN
>>DRINKAN
I'M A CASH MAN
>>FAPPAN
I'M AN ASS MAN
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>>62726657

That is incorrect. Israel is still a uniparty agreement issue but it was never the biggest. We just send them money and support.

The two that used to be "hands off" issues were trade and immigration. Free trade, free immigration, this was not allowed to be touched from 1980 to 2016. Both big left and big right had their reasons for agreeing on them being holy tenets of the uniparty.

This is basically "global Jewry" vs "nationalist Jewry" (Israel) which can be contained and is a smaller issue for the USA.
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>>62726658
>BUYAN
Got more GOOG and NOK this week.
>SELLAN
Sold Amazon and Amica this week.
>HODLAN
OML.WA, CDR.WA, GOOG, KO, NOK, SNT.WA, KLAR
>PLAYAN
WoW
>LISTENAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpoTNBV4wAk
>DRINKAN
Mineral water
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>>62726673
Thank you for your submission based cash and ass poster.
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>>62726667
>I fucked dozens of chicks off
Nigga my body count is in the 100s.
Straight dating apps stopped working during Covid when they made it impossible to communicate without paying money.
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>>62726658
>BUYAN
Semis
>PLAYAN
Valheim. Might get a Ocarina of Time ROM.
>WATCHAN
420 Grindhouse
>READAN
By Reason of Insanity - Shane Stevens
>EATAN
Pizze
>DRINKAN
Coffee with milk
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Sold my Amazon, Microsft and some of my AAPL today, leaving me with a 20k in cash for a donkey move, but I'm not seeing any winners for me to throw cash into and make 40~50% in the next 3 months. That's basically what happened when I bought Microsoft 3 months ago.
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>>62726663
>but 90% of modern wagie jobs are complete fake-work email-job slop anyway.

You sound retarded. Are you a member of the white incel doomer cult?
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>>62726679

>I've fucked 100s
>I cant get laid

(X)
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>>62726684
I haven't used them in years because they got so bad. I still have a harem of zoomers. Sorry anon.
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>>62726658
>>BUYAN
VOO
>>SELLAN
Nothin
>>HODLAN
BRK-B
>>PLAYAN
TF2
>>WATCHAN
Old movies
>>LISTENAN
History podcasts
>>READAN
Nothing
>>EATAN
I had chipotle (again)
>>DRINKAN
Water
>>FAPPAN
Trying not to
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>>62726541
Hold and sell for a loss
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>>62726682
Meta is going to 900 before the year ends
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>>62726669
Why are you actually stupid? Jeetnetics? Normal white people despise your more than democrat's pet minorities
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>>62726708

What the fuck are you even talking about you're the chimp pretending like "muh all sides same" in 2026. No Israel isn't the only fucking political question here you /pol/tard dipshit. We have lives and families and jobs and a country of our own.
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>>62726601
>this is unironically a very powerful market, they've been begging for a crash for a while now and it refuses
>October during an election year when the encombant party is going to loose
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>>62726701
Zark Fuckerberg's got all that, huh...
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>>62726709
Conservatives conserve nothing and are every bit as intent on flooding the country with a variety of nigger dumbass. Keep voting as hard as you can tho, votes change history!
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>>62726710

September actually. Usually the worst month, the only one with an average of negative returns. Everything, EVERYTHING is hawkish right now, you're just reiterating my point. All signals would indicate intense downward pressure but it keeps holding up, which reveals a strong market.

You aren't novel for thinking it's going to crash, that's what I'm saying everyone thinks it's going to crash and is confused. A rate hike right now is wild stuff.
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the encombant party is going to loose
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>>62726586
What does copper have to do with anything?
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>>62726620
Same shit different month.
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>>62726713

Oh right bands of leftist paramilitary lunatics are currently getting gunned down by federal agents because they're both on the same page about the deportations right? Stupid faggot
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SCOTT !!!!!!
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>>62726669
Sir, please be aware of the good morning, sir.
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>>62726675
We voluntarily wrecked our society on their whim.
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>>62726714
Are you assuming there won't be another 25bps hike in October because there will be.
We'll probably still pump afterwards like last time
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>>62726720
At least the tranny party has the balls to fight for what they believe in. Enjoy getting legally replaced by demon worshippers
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>>62726716
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>>62726726

>me

The entire country is assuming a hawkish environment right now, I can say it as many times as it takes for your ESL ass to understand, the point is that DESPITE the obvious warning signals and downward pressing actors everywhere it's not dumping on us. It's forward looking not reactive.
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I, uh
Not the usual Anon, but
Power last 55 minutes!
KEVIN!
PLEASE!
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>>62726727

Ahhhhh and there it is. No more "muh both sides" cope, it's always a leftist under the mask. Lying little faggot. You treacherous rats have no balls and should get shipped off to Haiti and Somalia as well. God willing we get a Hitler willing to do that.
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>>62726729
So feed women more zinc then? But latinas eat a lot of pepitas and they're still crazy.
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Who else is buying cheap bonds?
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>>62726737
Yea jeets do idolize Hitler. Go back
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>no lightning apu

Top signal. Goodbye cruel world
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>>62726658
>WHATCHA
>>BUYAN
rddt, bit more has for fun
>>SELLAN
Sold some soxl and tqqq on Tuesday for a nice profit
>>HODLAN
10k each of mu and sndk. Surely the memory cuckening will end soon.
>>PLAYAN
Blue Archive
>>WATCHAN
Bargain-bin anime during my workouts
>>LISTENAN
Local college radio
>>READAN
What Works on Wall Street
>>EATAN
Grilled cheese
>>DRINKAN
Tea, of course
>>FAPPAN
Not today
>>
>>62726643
being the executor and not notifying the benefit payer isn't a crime. the funds would just collect dormant in the account, and when the payer figures out they've been paying benefits mistakenly to a dead person they'll just go collect their money.

it's an entirely different thing to not notify the payer, and then use benefit payments you're not entitled to for your own personal use. that's theft by conversion, a felony, with 1-15 year jail sentence.

in this case, i guarantee, even though i don't have access to the account that the executor is taking out the monthly benefit payments every month for herself lol
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How stupid and gullible do the elite think we are? This dudes name contains SCHD!!!!!! Follow the money people.
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>>62726745

>I simultaneously fetishize left globalists and also try to play racist

You must wake up very confused every single day. Like some kind of retarded bug.
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>>62726760
nta but go back to plebbit
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power forty five minutes please!!!
sorry i'm late!!!
we need a giga pump though!!
kevin!!!!
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are asian foids biz approve of virgo nerdy shit? I just can't stop fapping to them
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I keep hearing about CoL crisis, but I’ve made so much money from my portfolio this year. Don’t you guys feel bad or is it just people not knowing how to budget?
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been a while since I shaved my balls I totally forgot how fun having baby smooth balls was
unrelated but I also bought some GRND today
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AAAAAAAAAH GARBONZO MARKET
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>>62726767
Women are women. Gotta watch out for the same tricks in every part of the world.
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>>62726767
I’m unsure as to what your first sentence is conveying.
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i really need SHITel to dump below 100, what are the chances it does this in the next 2 weeks? this no news pump is really strange
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>>62726770
You know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
>Ive never had a garbanzo bean on my face
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>>62726768
My view on the COL crisis is: now that inflation is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
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>leave for lunch it's NIGGER friday

>come back from lunch...it's no longer NIGGER friday!

mfw
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>>62726522
this is fine
>>
Well this sucks
>put in sell order on debit spread
>price goes up and it's in range
>debit spread not sold off
Not the first time this has happened. Seems like debit spreads do not update at all and require me to reinput even for the same exact price just to sell it off. I hate that I have to manually watch this market and trade manually on certain types of trades.
>>
ftec new ath baby
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>>62726776
I always assumed bizens only banged flaming hot blondies and maybe a hot latina/ light skin bitch and that asian foids were for nerds but I am addicted to asian foids
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>>62726767
Imagine passing on that, more for me.
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>>62726795
anon these are all harpies that will chop your dick off in your sleep
>the chinks do that too
no they kill you, but thats better than chopping your dick off.
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>>62726768
Normies are retarded and live paycheque to paycheque at the best of times, so most of it is just them failing to deal with even the tiniest bit of financial stress. That being said, the cost increase of basic goods has been particularly severe since the coofening
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Don't know what movie to watch tonight alongside the pizza I'm preparing. Is the Truman Show worth a watch? I'm in the mood for some clown world shit.
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>>62726767
Asian boy princesses are better
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>>62726768
Housing is pretty fucked. It used to be only big cities had high rent and houses now it's everywhere.
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>>62726802
>Is the Truman Show worth a watch?
Yes. Very comfy.
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>>62726659
Theh have no physical power dude. They have all but mental mind games to play, so that how they compete. Its a war of ideas.
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>>62726795
all look mid as fuck
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>>62726805
>When should I sell my MU?
Im selling the night of earnings.
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>>62726805
>When should I sell my MU?
> selling memory in the next 5 years
why
>>
>>62726795
They all need to go back to their natural hair color
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>>62726802
Truman Show is THE clown world schizo movie. An obligatory watch.
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>>62726793
Half of the Biz boys don’t fuck at all. Nothing wrong with Asian pussy. Imo the hotness of the individual matters more. Lots of ugly ass white, Asian, black bitches etc.
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>>62726802
He mentioned jujitsu in the same week Xi is visiting. Is the asian decade confirmed? Japanese and Chinese economic union?
>>
The stock market is a device for transferring money from you to me.

>He isn't investing in a Friday night out with friends
>He has received no dividends from his love life
>His mental finances are of going concern
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>>62726825
jiujitsu is brazilian kek
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>>62726738
Zinc absorbtion drops to zero when you eat zinc with plant foods. Unironically the more level headed women are the ones that enjoy eating steak by itself.
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>>62726825
>Japanese and Chinese economic union?
This is like proposing an Israeli Turkish economic union
A north and south korean economic union
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>>62726802
>truman show
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>>62726802
Truman show is good, but you should watch Repo Man.
>Or Robocop.
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>>62726717
Can you do last 3 quarters? Also apparently I have no MU but I do have MUU shares and options.

>>62726795
2 > 1 > 3 > 4

>>62726817
I'd have to sell options before market close
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>>62726827
I feel personally attacked
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>>62726814
No, 2 is clearly above mid. 3 is above mid. 4 is middish slampiggish. 1 is middish.
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>>62726675
>This is basically "global Jewry" vs "nationalist Jewry" (Israel) which can be contained and is a smaller issue for the USA
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>>62726829
Brazilian jiu jitsu is. Jiu jitsu (the original) is Japanese. There's a large diaspora of japanese in Brazil, that's why.
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Nice day to be a condor salesman
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>>62726831
Is that because Chinese cartoons compete with Japanese ones?
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The MILF from fresh of the boat is hot as fuck lads
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>>62726802
Bessent is such a clown
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It's over Bessent sisters
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>>62726849
Yeah something like that
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they really just admit now to lie about new talks now to mainpulate oil prices

they dont even try to play dumb anymore
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>>62726716
Zinc is the opposite of copper. It lifts mood, boosts drive and rises outlook on life, makes you witty and smart, and it gives you a calm zen like feeling. Copper dominance is depression anxiety misery and sadism. Now which one do women happen to be more dominant in copper or zinc? Its not my design buddy but dont act like women are naturally not fucked up. Its just a fact of life that women are screwed. Lol ironic because their whole point of existance is to get screwed.
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>>62726864
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power fifteen minutes!!!
come on get those bobo scums!!!
kevin!!!!
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>>62726864
They don't need to pretend when they can lie a thousand times and the market will believe it a thousand times.
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>>62726868
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>>62726866
Zinc also gives you gray hairs thoughbeit.
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>>62726868
i just wanted to say smigga, your presence makes me happy. its comforting to see the someone familiar everyday, its almost like we're frens irl. you and that ding ding guy are my best frens
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>>62726864
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
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>>62726880
Dis nigga has a para social relationship with a frog keeeeeek
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>>62726597
Do you deserve it?
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>>62726880
henlo
>you and that ding ding guy are my best frens
sorry to inform you, but you may have one less fren than you think (we're the same person)
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>>62726855
It’s his time
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>>62726827
They have the names and income level and how much is in your account for every person that trades thanks to know your customer finance laws. They are sniffing you out and trading you out. The options, futures, and short selling, is literally a theft device. Those three are all zero sum.
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whats the ROI on females?
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>>62726827
They'll figger it out
If not we can play shows and games which incrementally reveal elevated truths or some horseshit
Everybody just do they best
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>>62726892
its the only investment with theoretical infinite upside
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>>62726795
This. Whites only, niggers get out.
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What the nigger just happened with spy

Is there going to be a mega dump Monday or is this the entrance of the golden bullrun
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The only way is UP, baby!
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>>62726760
You're arguing with euros don't bother they are beyond saving
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I'm pumpin

Did Based President Trump say something?
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>>62726898
it's time for the annual fall season bull run
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>>62726835
Chart isn't much different at 3 quarters due to averaging.
>I'd have to sell options before market close
Close short options after for IV collapse harvesting and close long options if they're deep itm after. If you're long and looking to close before earnings you might have entered too late.
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How do I harvest vega?
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>>62726889
you can have both of my love then
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>>62726902
are the euros in your head or something?
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>>62726904
I've got 18 contracts for Monday for spy to hit 777. If there's any time, it's now.
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DIE MARKET DIE
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AMD sisters, will we ever pump again or is it over?
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>>62726903
Did they put Xi in a hat?
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>>62726721
>Frau Verbissenheit
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
How did it this this week!?!?
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>>62726926
>MFW I had a positive day this week
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>>62726926
Didn't take my profits once again, but to he fair this time i didn't expect spy to drop a fucking point in less than 5 seconds
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>>62726926
Today: +0.85%
This Week: +3.07%
This Month: +2.07%
This Year: +34.66%
From Peak: -0.95%
12 Months: +15.48%
it's alright
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>>62726926
I hope that one smigger had a good birthday

It may be his last
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>>62726926
+0.06% should I just go all in and full port SP500? I have too much cash
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>>62726926
>+0.79%
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>>62726926
-0.47% today
+10.60% this week
+306% this year
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Nuuk is a testament to the might of america
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>>62726926
+0.40%
Quite good considering some of my stocks had a bit of a pull back
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>>62726926
Today: +0.24%
This Month: +6.42%
This Year: +52.12%
12 Months: +65.22%
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nothing ever happens
even ZN suddenly gaan
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>>62726926
up 0.61% today, up 1.78% this week
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Will the EOY retard pump start October 1st?
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>>62726926
+6.8% today
+21% this week

Still down bad on SRFM but it's coming back
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>>62726926
-1.71
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>>62726926
Got pooped on towards the end there. Still paper trading, probably taking this live week after next.
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>>62726926
+1.21%
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>>62726926
+1.2% day
+10.2% week
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What does the JP in JP Morgan stand for? Juicy Pussy??
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This week was lame. Farmed theta. Gained divvies. Lost a bit on EQT on paper. Not one for the books.
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>>62726951
no
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>>62726960
John penispoint morgan
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>>62726509
Just put in a 100k order of Bayhorse silver at 5.5 cents. If you guys could sell uour bags to me that be helpful. I dont think Im ever going yo cover.
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I should probably report my dividends to the tax man huh
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>>62726943
This can't be real
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>>62726966
>Gayhorse mentioned in big '26
welcome back from your half-decade long coma anon, we're not doing that one anymore
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SOXLGODS we is getting our yearly dividend. do not spend it all in one place.
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>GOOGL IS SENDING CHIPS TO THE SPACE
>SOMEHOW IS THE WORSE PERFORMING MAG-7 FROM LASTS MONTHS
FUCKING NIIIGGEEERS.
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>>62726628
We have permanent Trump shills here man. I wouldnt waste your time with paid Europoors who actually dont care.
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>>62726943
at least americans are self aware
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>>62726982
it will pop to 420 on 3 random days
I remember last earnings it went to 400 in an afternoon
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>>62726834
>Repo Man
High IQ Anon
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Does smg have a stock we all believe in like biz with chainlink
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we are slaves to technology, it must be destroyed
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>>62726926
+0.72%
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>>62726926
-.15% today
Not good, not bad
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>>62726991
no
these threads are totally useless
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>>62726926
+0.66%
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>>62726991
MU
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>>62726993
i love asian foids
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>>62726926
+0.82%
(+$25,948.95) Today
Down 3% for the week though.
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>>62726991
>Does smg have a stock we all believe in like biz with chainlink
KMB
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>>62726991
Not since prime GME
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>>62727005
It's also important to note that was more of a david vs Goliath believing than actually believing in the company itself >>62727004
This is a close second
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>>62726717
So, buy on Tuesday and sell on Wednesday before earnings?
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>>62726991
SCHD
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>>62726991
pltr
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>>62726991
NVDA
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>>62726977
Kek, I know! I laughed at it than but I was looking for a play and some anon suggested Bayhorse. AI weirdly loves it, and at $60 silver? Don't buy it yill I make my 10 day volume purchase though.
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>>62726991
MU. Ignore the NVDcuck.
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MemoryGODS, I found why our sector struggles so much to go back to ATHs. People are convinced Moderna cured cancer, so they keep investing in them. Moderna outperformed us again. If people can just use a treatment meant for post-skin-cancer patients on every other cancer, why wasn't cancer already cured? We had treatments already. In other words, I shorted. These retards have got to realize their mistake eventually.
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>>62727015
New Street Fighter movie looks great
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>>62727016
>>62727015
You boys are late. CRDO.
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>+.46%
I am once again asking for more tendies
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>>62726666
What a cute girl. She just needs to drop the diadem. It's edgy, like she wants to become a freaking demon.
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>>62726960
Japan
Japan Morgan
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GAYMF
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>>62726926
-0,46% today
Week was a crab. One big plus day then couple small minus days.
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>>62726991
I like GRRR but most smiggers don't and also don't like me :(
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Mr. Trump's war on my portfolio thoughbeit
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>>62727012
Are you buying or selling?
Buying before earnings also has to deal with IV collapse on the day after so you will need more up/down to profit.
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>up day and already coomed 4 times
Not too shabby
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>>62726663
>let me tell you how jobs work (im 20 years old and have never worked before)
retard reads /pol/ gets psyopped and spouts ridiculously edgy stupid opinions... many such cases!
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>>62726926
>+0.34%
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Is Trump the worst president of all time? He just manufactured a fake crisis into the next one while missmanaging everything he touches
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>>62727046
Shouldn't have also been shilling GRSD (formerly GAMB) you jamboy faggot.
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>on prescr drugs so can't even get drunk anymore
welp at least SOXL was green today
>pic unrelated
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line go up
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>>62726926
>Up 0.50%
I blame Gernmany
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>>62727068
Manufacturers crisis' for major volatility in the market. Much more fun than boring ass line go up slowly
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>>62727070
No I accept that GRSD was a bad buy

GRRR will redeem and esteem me saar!
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Does anyone know how to figure out my returns overall excluding cash I deposited. I'm using fidelity can't seem to figure it out
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>>62727082
It’s ok I bought Bynd at $3 and sold at .80
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>>62727084
Don't bother, it will just make you wish you lived your life differently
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>>62727085
Sold?

What's that???

I will hold these bags for generations, boom or bust.

I hold with blistered bleeding hands so that my mixed race grandson may paperhand and blow it all on super fent & femboybots.
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>>62727093
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>>62727038
Kek
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>>62727093
grim
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Seriously though can someone explain why housing prices are so stable with these rates. Shouldn't they be dumping
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>>62726729

>ex had a copper IUD
>was batshit insane

checks out... thoever the ones on hormonal birth control are probably worse off
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>>62727093
>GAMB jamboy actually kept buying to lower cost basis down to only -50% loss on a stock that is down -80% on the year
Holy shit you're retarded.
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>>62727068
At least no one is talking about the Epstein files
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>>62727093
Very based
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>>62727103
My wife had a copper IUD when we met and she's totally fine.
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>>62727093
Holy shit you might be a gorillionaire soon
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>>62727102
I think they will be a dumpin. Sometimes the conditions for things to happen build up and everything just sits there, like a jenga tower ready to fall. Sometimes there still needs to be a nudge to kick things off.
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>>62727108
"Wife", huh? Does "she"... insist on turning the lights off every time?
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>>62727084
Stocklet here, how's that different from total value - total gain?
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>>62727104
What are you talking about, by your own maths I gained 30%

Kek I done dug myself into this mess I will dig myself out, by digging up!

This 212 account is my meme and funsies account for when I'm on the shitter btw

I do have a separate IBKR port with balanced normal sane tech holdings. No you can't see them, they go to another school.

This is but a pitiful insignificant fraction of my vast opulent wealth. Oh and I'm like 6'7 or with a nice inch hog or whatever.
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>>62727102
They can’t dump if they aren’t selling
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Man SPY flew so it could land...
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>>62727102
Why would they dump? Most people aren't underwater, moving means they'd have to give up their covid rate. There's no reason to sell, so prices stay high.
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>>62727111
It seems utterly insane to me that bonds have been fucking decimated and home owners are just sitting there like there's nothing wrong... Stocks I get sure, last lien weird ass market, but a mortgage is just a loan...
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>>62727115
Why does grimace have a penis hat in your memes?
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>>62727102
Pent up demand and every builder has slowed down making it worse. US population imported/grew 1.8m people in 2025.
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>>62727116
>>62727118
Because corporations own a lot of real estate and should be assessing the cost between buying a house and buying a bond
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My reddit call
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>>62727115
You didn't "gain" anything you kept doubling down on your bad GRSD/GAMB investment and it just keeps dumping further. You're not up anything on that stupid fucking play and I'm glad no one else here was dumb enough to join you on that.
>>62727119
What do you want homeowners to do? We're not Canada or Europe with rate change nonsense. You're either good with what you locked in or you're not, and if you're not, then what the fuck were you doing in the first place?
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>>62727102
Boomer homeowners are wealthy as fuck and don't give a shit—they'll never sell you their houses cheap. Meanwhile, high short-term rates are completely crushing home builders who finance construction on variable debt, and tariffs are pumping building material prices through the roof.
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>>62727093
godspeed anon
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>>62727093
grim
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>>62727115
>ai slop posters getting rekt so the rest of us can rise
world is a good and just place
>>
> up .5% with leverage
CRABBER MARKEEEET
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HYGH looks like it could roll
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>>62727112
100% genuine White woman, I checked
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>>62727145
I'll trust your word.
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1.4 percent on the week with half my portfolio sat in cash all week and no trades at all. I guess this is the part where I should feel bad over the opportunity cost for not buying TQQQ. But it's still not enough consistent green for me to risk it, like a couple months ago any idiot could make money buying tech etfs because they characteristically had a few green days in a row for each red day, making it caveman-easy to set my entry and exit and get out with a profit. These conditions don't exist now, and I am financially bored.
>>62727105
For a moment, I thought that was a cinnamon roll on the poster. Cinnamon rolls live in the grocery store and I'm already in my bathrobe and pajamas. You wound me, anon.
>>62726960
Jorgan Porgan Morgan
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>>62726509
Who knew pmg hated us? >>62726731
>>
so anyway, why was the market so silly today?
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Damn, y’all aren’t lying they really come here to be uber drive?
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>>62727102
No one is selling with these rates lol
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>>62727151
I bought 50k of SQQQ yesterday. Not a great start. 30 year was up and the market was up?
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>>62727152
I literally never think about /pmg/
literally who gives a shit about those poorfag boomers?
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>>62727093
Based
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>>62727157
>Sell house
>Rent for 4 months
>Rebuy house for half off
Something smells fishy, I just don't really know enough about real estate to know why it's defying basic financial sense. Yield goes up price goes down
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>>62727151
tqqq is one of those things you buy on a deep red day
if you're not hurting without the leverage, you shouldn't buy in
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>>62727152
metalbugs hate all of humanity
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>>62727160
This lmao. You can buy levvied minors and play their own game at a faster pace.
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>>62727114
I'd have to go individually by position which I can do I'm just lazy
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>>62727084
get off of fidelity and move to a brokerage that gives you the option of a money weighted return
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>>62727102
it is crashing
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>>62727158
You finna gonna lose your ass boss. Not even gonna lie.
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>>62727017
I know this is a larp but they don't actually mine any silver. It's a failed venture
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>>62727175
Where, the fred graph hasn't fucking moved
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>>62727169
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Oi you cunts. We hired a team of experts to figure out how to fill out the mining permit application. Still cant do it. Some pot smoking hillbilly who goes by Lassen called the EPA on us and shut us down for real. Now all I got is my roo to finger every night when my Thai ladybois are too blown out to service me.
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>>62727093
>I will throw away hundreds of thousands of dollars for (you)'s
Buy index funds you fucking retard
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>>62727165
>Why does a highly illiquid non fungible market behave differently thsn one with nearly instant settlement times, fractional shares, and basically bottomless liquidity
Jeez anon, who knows?
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>>62727173
No
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>>62727193
lol
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>>62727198
That doesn't seem correct to me because mortgages are very fungible and liquid, they get bundled into bond products all the time. I would expect too if mortgages are losing value then ostensibly that would impact the companies investing in them and their real estate holdings, the two should be pretty correlated. A mortgage is just a loan.



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