Pic related is the number on necessary for being a real business man.If you don't have a highly efficient homely secretary waiting around at all times, you are not a business man.You also lose if you have one but they are really hot. Max efficiency comes from 5s and 6s, often plumpers.If your secretary is "hot", you are not serious.
how about fat hispanic woman who brings her baby into the office and its crying right next to you
>>62728301Depends on the industry.
>>62728276Same advice applies to marriage
>>62728276My secretary is called Claude
>>62728324You will never feel the feeling of calling someone from another room to your door and then saying "prompt claude with ...." as I just did yesterday.I'm a busy man. Opening browser tabs to have claude put a banana suit on one of our widgets (as I had the secretary do yesterday) is beneath my station and literally what I hire people for.Also there are the steps of distributing it afterwards to busy employees doing their regular duties. This takes time and if I do it myself they can't vent to each other about what a dumbass I am, thusly keeping the sated.
>>62728276i work in corporate at a big jewish fortune 20 corporation. you don't get a secretary (administrative assistant) until you're VP, and even then it's cucked because you have to share that admin assistant with another VP. i think SVPs and above get their own admin assistant.
>>62728382topkekIf you'd started your own business you'd have had one for a decade now. The humiliation ritual never ends at these places.Literally laughed out loud. Thanks for the nugget.
>>62728301As long as that baby is yours all good
>>62728407i work fully remote and make $155k so it's not too bad.
>>62728424I'm sure it's fine. But if those "high end" jobs were actually as high profile and important as they get the corporate wagie to believe they'd have been assigned a personal assistant immediately.They'd max out the employee's supposed ability to produce.Yet, part of maxing out a VPs ability to produce involves him doing tasks that are basically secretarial or wait for awhile to get someone on the line?The corporate ladder is a joke.
>>62728436> as high profile and important as they get the corporate wagie to believeit's a huge corporation. VP is still like 5 levels below C-suite.>analyst>senior analyst>manager>senior manager [me]>director>senior director>associate VP>VP>senior VP>(sometimes another level here, idk how it really works)>segment executive>(sometimes another level here, idk how it really works)>corporate business function executive (COO, CFO, etc.)>corporate chief executive
>>62728452So how many VPs are there probably at the place?
>>62728504i have no idea. dozens?
I have a project manager that essentially acts as a glorified assistant.
>>62728452and only the guys at the lowest do any actual work
>>62728382You dont even need a secretary these days. If you cant manage your schedule yourself you're retarded and if you cant screen your own calls you're dumb.
