>ask Claude to make up a bunch of shit on my resume>apply for CFO of Broward County >get a first interview >Get drunk and bullshit through the interview >think “okay lmao that was funny”>receive a call today scheduling a final interview at the county office WTF do I do now? It pays 400k a year but I’m lying about literally everything except my. CPA license
Oh right I forgot you stupid fucks are loser neets
man i need to start dishonesty maxxing and if i get called out i'll just say the ai did it
>>62735752If they were too retarded to notice you were drunk, they're too retarded to notice you're unqualified.
>>62735752Tell them you found much better.
Just keep lying you fucking idiot, that job would set you up for the foreseeable future. You could even start saving for retirement. Why ruin it when you've got a good thing going?
You're doxing yourself, retard. Don't do that.Anyway I recommend doing whatever you need to do to be relaxed in the final interview because they clearly don't care about capability, they're looking for a culture fit. Go in shake hands smile repeat peoples' names ask questions about the office layout and benefits. Talk past the sale and assume you've already got the job, try to make a promise for a future thing with other people you'll work with, shit like that.
>>62735881So you're a winner who is totally going to make 400k a year at a government job cuz u were drunk and lying huhMaybe no one responded because after a while these stupid threads get old
Thats how people get these jobs anon congratulations Its all bullshit through and through especially in pulbic offices(?)
>>62735894>if i get called out i'll just say the ai did itHuh, very easy to pin the blame. Its what I did for like 3 years after covid, used it as an excuse for being unemployed. I dont like lying but there is no denying it, being honest makes going up the job ladder absurdly hard as well as getting a job.
>>62735752Watch 10 or 20 Saylor interviews and memorize all the financial mumbo jumbo.When somebody ask you something or you have to talk go deep into it and make everybody feel stupid when you use terms they never heard about.
>>62735752Congrats, you're the average overpaid wagie.
Obviously get drunk, it's working so far