Would you push a magic button that gave you 1,000 Bitcoin (ticker: BTC) but made you look like this for the rest of your life?
>>62735870No.
>>62735870>for the rest of your lifeOr whatever's left of it, that is.
>>62735870Nope. No. Not even close.
>>62735870Do I get to keep my current penis size?
>>62735870>look like that for the rest of your life>which means you won't lose weight>which means you won't starve to death during the inevitable apocalypsesure
>>62735870Yes. I'd rather look like that than look at that
>>627358701000 BTC to look like a beautiful lady?What's the catch?
>>62735870Sure, why not. You could afford a steady supply of 10/10 escorts for the rest of your life and literally who gives a single fuck what they think?
>>62735870it would unironically be an improvement. I wish I was lying but I look worse.
>>62735870ehhh hard choice. but rather no
>>62735870Kim Dotcom got a decent-looking wife looking the way he does, so why not.
>>62735870Yes my personality is 10/10 everyone loves me just ask the anons round here or some of my irl friends who I have lots of because of my great personality I like to even call myself mr personality as a little joke I'm kinda funny like that lol
Did he get any surgeries or HRT?
>>62735870No I enjoy being a 6"2 white man with low body fat
>>62735870I already look like that and I have 1,000,000 BITCOIN (the Harry Potter version)
>>62735870The average golem that lurks here is uglier than that.
>>62735870Could I go on a died? IOf so yes, asap
>>62735870How do you know I don't already look like this
>>62735870who is this beautiful woman?
>>62735870What good is being rich if you look like that? You'd be dead within 3 months looking like that.
>>62735870Hell yeah
