Mom is kicking me out of the house She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?
we are so back
>>62736305i feel so depressed reading this
>>62736599why? we are so back, wagmi!
>>62736305give her the pan
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHERDO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATIONATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU
Bro, kill her
>>62736305Yo bro Im in North Dakota you can come live with me and we can play Halo all night all the time
>>62736305Hold on, I'll ask my mom if you can stay here
>>62736305hire someone to fuck her on regular and he needs to talk her out of kicking you out
>>62736305We are still playing Halo 3 in 2026
>>62736599>I'm depressed seeing chan culture alive and well with pasta as stale as everHello newfriend
Can anyone tell me how much 50 link will be in 5 years?
>>62736305>Kimmie living with his parents and plays halo 3 meaning he's a millennial meaning he's over 30. Kek can't make this shit up. Linkies are all man children that failed to launch
i got 404'd the last time i posted this thought that was fucked up
>>62737383About $350,000 which will be just enough to put air in one (1) tire
>>62736703YOU ARE A MANIAC!
>>62737551Nigga when do you think halo 3 came out. I’m borderline Gen X. Thank you to the OP who kept 50 link. Everyone would ruin it posting different Link amounts to give to an anon who would take me in. It’s funnier this way
>>62736305She must be horrified to have a son so stupid that his only investment is in a useless incel crypto.
>>62736305>paying 32.53 link in rent to live with a loving family member>paying 50 link in rent to live with a degen anonngmi
>>62736305hit her with the frying pan
>>62737707>>62737870Ty
I should've sold all my LINK back in 2020.
>>62736305anyone else remember when the amount of LINK on this post was nearing 10 back in 2021? h-heh you sold right?