[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
▼ Settings Mobile Home
/biz/ - Business & Finance


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1786663935442116.jpg (47 KB, 355x236)
47 KB JPG
7700 magnet edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62735978
>>
If you knew what I know about SpaceX, you would be buying as much as you can right now.
>>
>>62736973
They haven't really come down in price. They just lowered the quality. Anywhere with pre-covid prices or lower always has shit quality.
>>
File: 1787577227664557.png (2.61 MB, 1448x1086)
2.61 MB PNG
CCL is still cheap at $25. I know you guys wouldn't buy it at $22 but maybe you want it for $25. It will be $30 by November.
>>
>>62736986
What use do we have for the launch cadence Elon is promising?
>>
AMD bobos need to fucking surrender and die already
>>
WHAT IS TRUMP SAYINGG???
>>
File: 1419906481369.gif (490 KB, 500x375)
490 KB GIF
>>62736974
>Costanza is IN THE BUILDING
>>
File: 1710189129544798.jpg (230 KB, 1440x1080)
230 KB JPG
I hate furries and fuck niggers. I hope the next crash kills the browns in SA/Africa/ME/India. Fuck you.
>>
File: 1789754005778931.png (1.12 MB, 647x912)
1.12 MB PNG
>>62736980

the only difference fren is that you should sell or trim the tops
>>
>>62736986
I will never buy SpaceX because 1) It's run by a Nazi 2) it's an IPO scam 3) They promised me cities on Mars and I'm still waiting
>>
>>62736992
Also this, space is just not that profitable.
>>
All you faggots calling ORCL a junk stock the last week ought to be eating your hats
>>
>>62736989
What's the bull case smigger
>>
>>62737007
For this reason, i bought LUNR at $15 and sold at $20. They really hype the shit out of a product the shareholder will never even remotely come close to..
>>
>>62736986
colonies on mars or full self driving (coming "next year" since 2015) first?
>>
File: 1789147398043354.png (340 KB, 512x512)
340 KB PNG
>>62737010

they just beat again for the 16th consecutive quarter.

they just had a record quarter even with all time high diesel prices. they just absorbed the shit no problem.

they are 9 p/e and 2% div

they are 50% booked for 2027 already

they beat(6%)/raised. again.

they are at a 52 week low for no fucking reason just because retarded faggot Jewish Jane street bots Algo dump them on every oil headline
>>
just jerked it to some Amazon review photos. let make some gainz.
>>
Also Anthropic lost 42 billion dollars last year
>>
>>62736992
>>62737005
>>62737014
You say that because you don't know what I know about SpaceX and Starlink

>>62736999
Go back to /pol/
>>
>>62736999
you fuck blacks?
>>
File: 1775170266739697.jpg (78 KB, 550x550)
78 KB JPG
>>62736999
>I fuck niggers
Y-you what?
>>
File: George Griffith.png (2.15 MB, 1672x941)
2.15 MB PNG
Never liked that SpaceX company anyway.
>>
>>62737030
Somebody has to do it boss.
>>
>>62737019
nobody is buying your spacejeets bags, jeet
>>
>>62736999
>I... fuck niggers
Your based /pol/ poster, sire.
>>
>>62736999
i fuck furries and niggers
especially nigger furries
>>
>>62737018
That is from convertibles, it isn't a straight cash loss, which would be fucking insane if it was.
>>
Upro and chill
>>
I would rather a poster fuck furries and hate niggers, boss
>>
>>62737033
I love Berserk

>>62737036
Funny how you're only defense against my knowledge is calling me Indian. Very interesting.
>>
>>62736999
there's not a single part of this dog water post that isn't cringe
>>
What are you buying today smiggers
>>
File: 1776151197121942.png (1 KB, 113x70)
1 KB PNG
oil did this to me
>>
File: jeet poozzat.gif (344 KB, 603x505)
344 KB GIF
>>62737053
i can smell you from here
>>
File: 1776290662088641.png (647 KB, 925x600)
647 KB PNG
>>62737055
full port SOXL
>>
how does this make you feel?
>>
>>62737055
Nio
>>
>>62737060
Makes me happy it's still below $200 and I've still got time to accumulate boss.
>>
I have $65 and my rent is due next week. What stock can I put my money in to make it grow very quickly?
>>
>>62737065
Klarna
>>
File: IMG_3308.jpg (304 KB, 1920x1080)
304 KB JPG
>>62737055
SCHD, too cowardly to buy anything else in this clown economy.
>>
File: images (10).jpg (5 KB, 300x168)
5 KB JPG
I bought all of this guys shitstock folio and 3/5 are down 20%+ now.
>>
File: 1704604547619642.jpg (190 KB, 1024x1024)
190 KB JPG
>>62737030
>>62737054
>>62737019
>>62737020
>>62737042
>>62737054
>>
>>62737065
Kneepads, if you're straight you can make rent in 3 days max.
>>
File: 1786542955383443.png (209 KB, 553x529)
209 KB PNG
>>62736986
>>
File: 1790605000949.jpg (227 KB, 720x1280)
227 KB JPG
>>62737063
Friendly reminder that baggot is a gay tranny hair dresser that switched his tripcode the second he got exposed as using multiple tripcodes across different threads since he's an attention seeking faggot who is buck broken by this website.
>>
>>62737060
I sold it higher than that, so nothing.
>>
Oh no no, ORCL bros we got too cocky.
>>
>>62737066
Fuck you, you liar. I need money and I need it now.
>>
>>62737078
Nevermind, we're back. What is this volatility, I've never seen it like this before.
>>
is it too late to buy MU
>>
File: 1773272836308553.jpg (23 KB, 320x320)
23 KB JPG
>>62737076
You must be a horrible person if you would be willing lie to your frens like that, and believe me I am a horrible person too, so I can definitely be a judge on this matter boss.
>>
File: 1706133739624697.jpg (61 KB, 1024x561)
61 KB JPG
>>62737078
>MFW ORCL over AMZN.
>>
>>62737056
That's a bit much. I only blew up my small gamba account with oil (after making money with it before that). Porting that much into it seems... man.
>>62737065
Wait for someone to shill some multibagger pennystock (might not happen for months) or buy some leveraged ETF.
>>
File: images (2).jpg (15 KB, 447x447)
15 KB JPG
>>62737055

trimmed CCL this morning at 25 and used the realized gains to buy the lows this morning of
>SCHD
>O
>SPHY
>TTWO

+1.78% day just shares/unleveraged. finna get a sweet divvy tomorrow.

tech trannies getting put back where they belong today. nice to see. you aren't supposed to buy SOXL over 100 retards
>>
>>62736999
>I fuck niggers.
You're not wrong, but can we chill with the racism?
>>
>>62737088
Thanks man. Any stocks you you personally recommend buying?
>>
>>62737089

holy fuck nvm just checked SOXL I guess we all cum today. that weekly triple top tho smiggers get out get out now ahhhhh
>>
File: 1708516057794053.jpg (54 KB, 627x680)
54 KB JPG
>>62737090
No lol XD
>>
File: 1790117863181742.jpg (89 KB, 640x795)
89 KB JPG
So last night I did Numerology readings for the Stock Market NYSE ask and I can provide the general reading. It hit the word count.

The Year will last until May 17th 2027.

32/5

3 represents Optimism and Jupiter
2 represents Diplomacy and Passivity and the Moon

So this is a weird one. 5 is a good vibration since it is the Stock Markets main vibration 5 which represents Mercury but 3 and 2 aren't really worried about building a foundation in fact it might cause a lot of big talking and pie in the sky proposals without the desire to actually see them through. Be wary of any gainz this year if the foundation is not rock solid it can melt down spectacularly.

As for the months of September and October starting on the 17th.


September 17th- October 16th: 36/9
Jupiter and Venus giving us Mars.
October 17th- November 16th: 37/1
Jupiter and Neptune giving us the Sun.
November 17th- December 16th: 38/11
Jupiter and Saturn forming a Master Vibration.
December 17th- January 16th: 39/3
Jupiter and Mars giving us Jupiter

Lemme see here. Jupiter and Venus meet to form Mars. Arrogance meets Pride leading to War. Considering the Market current performance it has been turbulent. This leads us into Jupiter and Neptune meeting to form the Sun. A bright spot perhaps? The two Kings meet to form the Sun. The Sun may guide the market through some turbulence where dreaming and optimism reign...

Jupiter and Saturn meet to form 11. During the height of the Reign of Saturn. I could read so much into this. A clash of the Titans creating Destiny.
Followed by Jupiter meeting Mars to form Jupiter. Optimism wins out after the clash of Titans?

Jupiter is an amazing sign but mixing him with a feminine Venus and getting War is worrying.

Juptier and Neptune working together to bring light may be good for new holds dream big.

Now Jupiter and Saturn in December is interesting. Opening a new position may be extra blessed but be wary of old positions.

January implies prosperity after conflict.
>>
Why start a business when you can just buy GIS at a hundred year low?
>>
File: superman fadeout.gif (1.13 MB, 260x195)
1.13 MB GIF
>>62737093
I don't give out financial advice, but the fan favourite around here is SOXL. We have MU earnings tomorrow after market close and it might jump up based on how that goes. Or if you think MU will shit the bed you can go SOXS.
There's also GDXU but that's if you think gold (miners) will go up.
>>
>>62737094
I already sold near the top last week, I ain't touching it until it does another big dip.
>>
I have David Soxl on the phone he says to sell everything NOW
>>
>>62737050
what makes you any better if you just act like gutter ghetto tribal trash babe?
>>
File: sal.jpg (10 KB, 320x318)
10 KB JPG
>>62737101
Thanks for the wall of bullshit.
>>
>>62737084
seethe tranny. get some more faggoty tattoos
>>
File: 1785763553844475.jpg (382 KB, 1520x800)
382 KB JPG
>>62737108

I'm not buying any chip shit until AVGO is under 330 is my personal indicator.

there are gains to be made elsewhere. that whole sector/AI trade narrative is getting turbo farmed by bots.
>>
File: Jeff Ult.png (294 KB, 748x415)
294 KB PNG
>>62737117
When you get your ass taken because the hedgie's house astrologer told them to dump the market don't come crying to me.
>>
aaaaah
>US consumer confidence fell in September to the lowest level since 2014 as pessimism grew about the economy and the labor market
>>
File: BE.jpg (84 KB, 1080x501)
84 KB JPG
Bloomtards its our time to ride
>>
File: 1781141228535358.mp4 (3.65 MB, 528x704)
3.65 MB
3.65 MB MP4
>>62737103

TRVTH nuke. 100% GIS will outperform most of SMG over the next year
>>
Holy shit did you guys see the Klarna bull run earlier today? That was amazing! Anyway bye I’m going to bed I’m not even tired
>>
File: Enjeettified.jpg (15 KB, 274x236)
15 KB JPG
>>62737126
>>
>>62737126
I want it to dip closer to 32 but it probably wont
Those DRIP divvies over the next couple years will be quite nice. you want that share price to stay down as long as it can before all your dripped shares EXPLODE
>>
>>62736986
You could've already told me what you know about spacex but you chose not to. Curious.
>>
File: Yattacd.jpg (68 KB, 250x294)
68 KB JPG
>>62737126
>B
>R
>OW
>N!
>STREETS!
META! META! META, META, META, META, META, META!
>>
>>62737136

I'm already in PEP and think I prefer it but I would play GIS. I only allocate a certain % of my portfolio to slop though and I'm tapped out on slop funds
>>
>>62737124
MIGA!
>>
>>62737140
Meta ain't doin shit today.
>>
>ctrl+f "bond"
>0 posts
You guys don't even know how over it's about to be.
>>
File: IMG_0185.jpg (112 KB, 1100x1364)
112 KB JPG
You fuckers told me Iran was winning and the strait was closed but traffic is now at pre-war levels
>>
>>62736974
>7700 magnet edition
Oh no no no no
>>
I think tech really might giga nigger rug on micron earnings or whatever excuse... I wouldn't be leveraged right now...
>>
>>62737145
pce tomorrow will set things straight
>>
>>62737145

I see it>>62737152
>>
>>62737147
Drumpf told you that?
>>
File: '#-#--2.jpg (17 KB, 455x272)
17 KB JPG
>>62737147
Trump opened the Trump Strait 100 times since he defeated Iran 323 times in the last week. Dont listen to any reports of Iran blowing the shit out of all those tankers, its fake news.
>>
>>62737145
i don't really care anymore anon
>>
File: 2019-01-31 22_56_04.jpg (8 KB, 241x251)
8 KB JPG
>>62737140
OHIO
>>
>>62737121
Im a descendent of holocaust survivors, I don't have tattoos boss.
>>
>>62737144
No, except hiring Jeets to sing and dance to a Jeetified version of this classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f0iJikQNUE
>>
File: apu-questioning.png (161 KB, 610x591)
161 KB PNG
why did micron go down bigly then up bigly and then now back down midly? and more importantly why couldnt i profit on any of this?
>>
>>62737165
based yatta poster
>>
>>62737147
Explain why oil prices aren't at prewar levels, even though there is less demand for oil due to refineries being offline and due to countries such as China no longer stockpiling
>>
>>62737071
sexo
>>
File: klarJokeLad.png (1.87 MB, 1089x1445)
1.87 MB PNG
>>62737130
>>
File: 1789597020867797.png (76 KB, 1086x1271)
76 KB PNG
New high on the 10y yield
>>
>>62737167
>Im a descendent of holocaust survivors,
are you getting your reparations from Germany? Every year there are more survivors signing up - its free money boss
>>
File: qaq7wlcogfsh1.jpg (118 KB, 1075x1104)
118 KB JPG
hit the gym fags
anthropic will become the first quadrillion shekel company
>>
>>62737141
I like PEP mCD, and i got a SMALL positionin NKE, not sure if that one will rebound or not, but GIS, MCD and GIS need to drip at depressed values for a few years then pop during the big AI banking crisis of 2028/9
>>
>>62737169
>why couldnt i profit on any of this?
you can, certain stocks have a daily pattern - big cant get in or out without enough liquidity so they start buying or selling to get the price moving and the algos involved and when liquidity is up they start moving in/out of their positions. Buy calls/puts after the big move and sell shortly after it recovers in about 30 minutes.
>>
>>62737168

bullish as fuck for KMB
>>
>>62737180
I don't believe in punishing the son for the sins of the father boss. Picked up some Boeing puts, there's a good chance that the pump from this morning fades away into the close boss.
>>
>>62737160
Tanker attrition by itself doesn't really matter. Trump is perfectly willing to pay (using US taxpayer money) for a steady stream of new tankers if that's what it takes to keep oil prices from mooning.
>>
File: 1790499507881477.jpg (127 KB, 1086x1448)
127 KB JPG
>>62737152

def hitting 5.3% today its still poomping

>I am the house
>>
File: IMG_0325.jpg (94 KB, 922x1120)
94 KB JPG
Tell me why you’re all not fomoing into Brookfield Corporation right now
>>
>>62737178
5.5% by end of day. it's fucking imploding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR8rk3K6qzo
>>
>>62737182
>abdul qadeer
more like abdul the queer, lol
>>
>>62737005
Lmao this nigga ain't investing in Nazis
How do you think we got to the moon dumbo
Nazis and rockets name a more iconic duo
>>
File: 1633561243559.webm (140 KB, 424x498)
140 KB
140 KB WEBM
I'm 95% GOOG
>>
>>62737199

investing into investing sounds really Jewish. too Jewish for me. like literally the definition of a ponzi with a

>headquarter in toronto

NOPE I'm fucking out
>>
Fuck it, I'm pulling my stocks out of Take Two and putting everything into MU. 236 bucks is riding on this earnings report.
>>
File: apu-shirt-up-finger.jpg (47 KB, 800x750)
47 KB JPG
>>62737189
now it seems to be moving down bigly again instead of midly.
>>
>>62737152
I am loving MSTR puts here, you get the right results tomorrow, they obviously printed shares and diluted today if you compare it to Bitcoin, you will have a mix of bad results and rumored or confirmed dilution, its a potential -15% tomorrow if Bitcoin can drop 5%.

Also the narrative is turning hard on AI you are right, basically the AI companies are demanding a pause "I urge you to urge me to stop" sometimes SNL comes up with a gem line. The retarded levels of debt happening on Anthropic (the leak is its own plea to urge them to stop).
>>
File: 1789769318221662.jpg (28 KB, 559x515)
28 KB JPG
>>62737212
>uhh what are you doing with that finger
>>
GIS is under tremendous pressure as consumers opt for generic brand slop and ozempic forced waistlines tighter.
>>
File: 1781875800610253.png (139 KB, 917x871)
139 KB PNG
>dump
>>
File: IMG_0193.jpg (229 KB, 1206x1417)
229 KB JPG
>>62737210
All of Canada is in a general bottom right now though. And that is with decades of loading up on pajeets.
>>
>>62737211
I got out because I'm like 99% sure it'll dump on earnings
but maybe there's still some money to make before that
>>
>>62737215
The problem is we can't stop the super intelligence roll out, and we need to leave the playground open and free of red tape so that we can win boss.
>>
>>62737222
No man, you got to believe. Put some money back in for my sake.
>>
>>62737218
been priced in for 2 years, Now its priced as if its going bankrupt
>>
>>62737221
Yea man that decades of loading top pajeet talent is gonna catapult Canada into world hegemon status any day now. Buy while you still have the chance
>>
WARNING
WARNING
A Severe Cheapies Alert is now in effect in your area.
Take shelter immediately.
>>
>market right back up to the MA100 on the 4h
>>
Feels like there is nothing good to invest in, what a shitty market
>>
File: GIS.jpg (92 KB, 494x885)
92 KB JPG
>>62737218
food prices are too high, I can afford to feed myself, I am starving where is Barack!
>>
>>62737221

>its been bad forever

grim. imagine buying that chart
>>
File: image.png (1.33 MB, 860x1343)
1.33 MB PNG
>>62737234
MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU
>>
File: 1785431124450288.png (399 KB, 396x775)
399 KB PNG
>>62737234
ive been seeing lots of space shills. some of the stocks are actually 50% down but i still think biotech is the next pump
>>
File: apu dump it.png (146 KB, 766x517)
146 KB PNG
My pennystock of choice receded to a lower support level today. Apu Bogustaja must've caught wind of me posting the ticker here.
>>
>>62737234

everything outside of tech is cheapies right now and you cant find anything to buy...

NGMI
>>
Just buy and hold for 100 years and set up a trust for your grandkids
>>
File: 1790289425717692.jpg (110 KB, 1197x780)
110 KB JPG
>>62737243
name of female specimen on the right? i will support her during AI takeover
>>
>>62737243
>grandkids
lamo
>>
>>62737244
That's someone's son
>>
>>62737244
Just imagine Yang vigorously eating out her anus
>>
>>62737243
Grandkids? What makes you think anyone on this board will ever find a wife? geg
>>
THE FUCKING BONDS ARE BREAKING 5.3%
>THE FUCKING BONDS ARE BREAKING 5.3%
THE FUCKING BONDS ARE BREAKING 5.3%
>THE FUCKING BONDS ARE BREAKING 5.3%
THE FUCKING BONDS ARE BREAKING 5.3%
>THE FUCKING BONDS ARE BREAKING 5.3%
>>
File: 1790409426423936.jpg (138 KB, 591x531)
138 KB JPG
>>62737256
just in time for the newest taco tweet

i already have money ready for the polymarket bet that the ceasefire will be broken
>>
>>62737238
I've bought the dips on rklb, lunr, asts, rdw and pl, not sure any of them are particularly good value though just because they've dipped though
Who you looking ayvin biotech
>>
General mills?
More like general crap
LMAO
>>
File: order never arrived.jpg (177 KB, 1179x2556)
177 KB JPG
scott bussy the bond janny
janny are you okay, are you okay? are you okay, janny?
>>
good morning sirs
>>
Im thinking this is all an act for Yang to crush high grade pussy
>>
>>62737256
But can it break 6%? I want a MIGA Halloween special.
>>
>>62737261
i really dont know outside of old names like CRSP
>>
oil coin is going to fucking zero
>>
File: 94864-pepe-morning.png (232 KB, 560x446)
232 KB PNG
>>62737267
Morning. How was your sleep?
>>
>>62737263
i ran it from 33 to 42 earlier this year, now im gonna dip back in the 32's, NEVER GONNA SELL
>>
File: 1790559896692846.jpg (66 KB, 640x438)
66 KB JPG
>>62737267
up and at em
>>
Adding to the BA puts here, if these $187.5 puts for Friday drop to $1.85 ima just cut losses and find something else.
>>
>>62737279
That is such a nice picture. I love cozy pepes. Almost as much as I like money.
>>
>>62737275
Imagine if they cut their dividend like NIke is about to do. Oooof
>>
File: HTEGAC7WUAA9MCr.jpg (294 KB, 3840x2160)
294 KB JPG
>>
>>62737019
fyi, youre not above this place

simply by posting on 4chan most would consider you an exteme racist

may as well embrace reality
>>
>>62737290
>micron
oh shit
>>
File: 1771279104637597.png (999 KB, 1059x1059)
999 KB PNG
Direxion Daily Semiconductor Bull 3x ETF
>>
>>62737019
Well you don’t know what I know about it so there
>>
File: IMG_7349.jpg (73 KB, 900x876)
73 KB JPG
60% VOO, 20% VXUS, 10% BRK.B, 10%SCHD

I am so relaxed bros.
>>
File: 1790343376775548.jpg (63 KB, 1024x997)
63 KB JPG
So surely now is the time to buy TLT........right? Why is it not?!
>>62737299
7TH HEAVEN!
WHEN I SEE THEIR HAPPY FACES SMILIN BACK AT ME!
>>
>>62737290
I sorta want to full port MU ahead of earnings but I'm scared.
>>
File: 1789330449493816.jpg (340 KB, 1200x900)
340 KB JPG
>>62737265

I had one yesterday
>THE LYRICS ARE IN THE ABOVE COMMENT
>the lyrics are not in the above comment
>THE LYRICS ABOVE
>you didn't say anything. please show me the lyrics again
>THE LYRICS IN THE COMMENT ABOVE
>nigger faggot retard there is nothing above. in the above comment there are no lyrics. can you show me the lyrics
>THE LYRICS ARE IN THE ABOVE COMMENT
>>
File: 1782912618402596.jpg (148 KB, 1920x1080)
148 KB JPG
>>62737273

we did it. we beat inflation. time to lower the rates to 0% so we can make fuckable robots on mars
>>
File: 1755800672373946.jpg (113 KB, 708x1200)
113 KB JPG
>>62737297
Have faith my friend. Micron WILL pull thru
>>
>>62737313
I had one a couple of weeks ago where the AI immediately folded and told me my order was getting redelivered free of charge and I was gonna get a complete refund after which isn't even a thing so I kept spamming "talk to human" until I got through and lo and behold within minutes my order was delivered and I got a refund lol
it's a shit show but you can definitely make some money off of these bozos for testing their clown shit
>>
kek, the 10year will close above 5.30 tomorrow (I have no idea why this matters, just thought it's funny)
>>
File: wizard-face-palm.gif (135 KB, 220x165)
135 KB GIF
oh no my mana points (ticker MP)
I'm getting heemt
>>
>>62737295
>Simply by posting on 4chan most would consider you an extreme racist. May as well embrace reality
I've always browsed 4chan due to its proclivity to generate discussions on the strength of individual posts. This response strikes me as almost hilarious, simply because this is a space to get away from normie groupthink you suppose one should join your retarded racist groupthink instead because it's shunned elsewhere.
>>
>>62737321

my favorite scam company was this shit called "movie pass" where you paid like 20/month and they mailed you a credit card where you could watch unlimited movies. holy fuck they went out of buidness so fast but that shit was hilarious to know I personally helped bankrupt those retards
>>
>>62737318
Seems like they’re just setting up another crisis to reflexively drop interest rates to 0. We did it because we had to save the economy. It’s a small price to pay. A bag of Doritos will be 50 dollars.
>>
File: mmri.jpg (306 KB, 1080x2113)
306 KB JPG
Uh oh stinky.
>>
File: 167326589235935935.png (719 KB, 1106x1012)
719 KB PNG
You guys did slurp NOK, right?
>>
File: 1790388442552312.jpg (116 KB, 1200x933)
116 KB JPG
>>62737331

PEP already raised prices of chips 5% for 2027.

bullish on PEP
>>
>>62737333
extreme risk = extreme gains
right?
>>
>>62737313
>Some stains are already dried out
How long did this bitch sit there? Fucking clean it.
>>
File: 1228055704100.jpg (82 KB, 596x800)
82 KB JPG
>>62737333
Mammariesbros?
>>
File: IMG_3456.jpg (224 KB, 1159x1186)
224 KB JPG
>>62737325
We get more money
>>
File: 1729307688259060.png (16 KB, 657x527)
16 KB PNG
>>62737333

>nearly maxed out schizo meter

I might have to watch his recent shows I bet they are good
>>
>>62737331
at least line go up not down then
>>
File: 1708119741703739.jpg (169 KB, 1052x998)
169 KB JPG
>>62737327
Everyone is racist anon you simply cannot deny reality.
>>
>>62737343
Honestly I'm sitting on a lot of cash right now, waiting for a mortgage, I might put in at least half of it if a 30% crash occurs (not going to happen but a man can dream)
>>
You ever open a position and then it just fucking sits there it doesn't go up or down, it just fucking sits there doing nothing boss. I'm not sure if this pisses me off more than losing money boss.
>>
>>62737353

a ton of shit is down 30%+ already. indexs are just fake and gay and don't live in the real world.

buy NEE or UNH or PEP or whatever else they are all down 30%+
>>
CATERPILLARCHADS WILL WE PUMP???
>>
>>62737335
Yes. It's 6,45% of my port.
>>
>>62737356
I'm gonna buy UNH after I cash out my MU position on Thursday.
>>
File: 1787263755553070.jpg (681 KB, 1254x1254)
681 KB JPG
>>62737354

I usually think of crabbing as bullish because they are accumulating. Its what happened for the last two weeks on CCL before they nigger pumped 15% today.
>>
>>62737309
Hope you live to 90 so you can actually retire
>>
File: lel top.png (848 KB, 701x781)
848 KB PNG
I think people will buy bonds and it will be okay.
>>
>>62737354
Yeah my KO was like that. It was actually going down but the dollar was going up against my currency so the gain stood in place at like 0,2%.
>>
>>62737367
The question isn't if the bonds will be bought. The question is, at what price?
>>
>>62737351
Not racist, just don't like them
>>
File: wham.mp4 (950 KB, 640x640)
950 KB
950 KB MP4
>>62737367
I will never ever buy a bond unless it gives me 15% YoY.
If you sell a product that is competing against the stock market I want the returns to be equal after income tax. YOU HEAR YHAT BUSSYANT!?! GIVE ME A 15% BOND AND THEM WE CAN TALK.
>>
>3 stonks on my watch list dipped well into buy zone
>3 edging near it
>no cash/margin left to throw until Thursday
mfw

>>62737333
Who is DXY?
>>
>>62737333
Checked. Put me in the screencap
>>
>>62737372
And why don't you like them?
>>
File: 1786028764782777.png (2.22 MB, 1448x1086)
2.22 MB PNG
>>62737370

SPHY at 7.42% yield is already a generational hold imo. I will just keep buying more. I bought more today.
>>
>>62737270
women are programmed by nature to take whats givent to them
if whats given to them is an easy life they will take it regardless of how they are to maintain it whether it be prostituion or killing for the sake of the party
>>
>>62737363
Yeah I don't know about that, i'm in options, but the volume on the underlying is just not there and the 1 minute chart is just jewish barcode.... I mean I still stand by my convictions that led me to open the position in the first place, and I have my stop figured out, but it's just like, yeah not doing dick boss.
>>
File: 1787362293866593.png (576 KB, 640x960)
576 KB PNG
if you want to play bonds why would you buy anything but TMV?
>>
File: 1353629172217.gif (1003 KB, 360x360)
1003 KB GIF
>>62737363
I feel like every time i zoom out
>Green day
>Flat day
>Red day
>Flat day
>Correction, with late recovery day
Such is life in clownmarket, I suppose.
>>
>>62737378
doesn't the value of the etf tanking as yields rise eat up your returns?
>>
File: o37thj4erjec1.jpg (41 KB, 781x762)
41 KB JPG
every living moment I live in fear that the stock market will explode, and all my money, the only thing I have in my sad meaningless life, will be gone
>>
>>62737274
>>62737279
Good, but my system failed to launch this morning so I got a late start.
>>
>>62737350
I mean think about it. What’s easier to pull off? Number go up and everyone gets continually looted through inflation? Or rug all the boomers in retirement? The first one is much better from a political standpoint.
>>
>White House Said To Have Urged EU To Draw Down Diesel Emergency Inventories In Bid To Lower Global Prices - RTRS Sources

>EU PLS HELP
no
>>
>>62737377
Solely because of the color of their skin because there is no other difference between us obviously
>>
>>62737354
Yeah Amazon
>>
File: 1705001983927386.png (749 KB, 1024x817)
749 KB PNG
>>62737389

yes. but I just don't think yields will go much higher. maybe I'm wrong but I dunno niggers are going to be able to afford 10% loans in clown world.

tech niggers really should hedge with bonds. when debt dries up QQQ is going to get anally raped and bonds will finally cum
>>
>>62737392
sounds gay
>>
>>62737392
You have to take possession of real physical fake paper money my nigger
>>
>>62737400
you really could not convince me that whoever is in charge isn't working to intentionally ruin the western world
it's not even subtle
>>
>>62737018
Yeah but that's last year.
They have already achieved AGI internally and are already making profit.
Once they have guardrails in place the money train never stops.
>>
File: 1707596920301267.jpg (84 KB, 686x686)
84 KB JPG
>>62737393
Nice port anon.
>>
>>62737394
>Number go up and everyone gets continually looted through inflation?
but thats going to happen regardless of what rates are. Money printer doesn't care what the rates are it just prints.
>>
>>62737280
aaaaand i almost stopped out... fucking gay.
>>
>>62737414
i can tell you aren't sentient because AGI is a physical impossibility you dumb turbonigger
>>
>The bond market is now pricing-in 4 more 25 basis point rate hikes by June 2027, a total of +125 basis points including September's hike.
>Just 9 months ago, markets had expected at least 100 basis points of rate CUTS by June 2027.
>That's a +225 basis point differential in interest rate expectations in a matter of months.
I'm sure this is fine
>>
>>62737403
>niggers are going to be able to afford 10% loans in clown world
why not after a 50% correction to the downside it will be 5%
>>
Thanks it's the LINE GO UP portfolio doing 0dte options on SPY only right now.
>>
File: 1350655060805.gif (1.46 MB, 329x274)
1.46 MB GIF
>>62737423
sorry for your loss. I am stuck holding SPY calls for thursday cause I couldnt sell yesterday. Hopefully a green dick tomorrow or im in the same boat, boss.
>>
File: 1724278708695351.webm (1.85 MB, 840x540)
1.85 MB
1.85 MB WEBM
excuse us
coming through
>>
File: 1725854820178809.webm (1.9 MB, 1080x1920)
1.9 MB
1.9 MB WEBM
>>62737428

good news. we wont get 4 hikes. bad news. shit will crash out hard as fuck before we get anywhere near the 4th one

why does the market always drop 40% under trump bros?
>>
>>62737428
AGI solves this
>>
File: 1790566580358872.jpg (244 KB, 1249x1010)
244 KB JPG
>>62737438
they are migrating, which means the day of reckoning is approaching
>>
At this point, MU is the only one that can keep the market together for at least the current week.
>>
>>62737433
meant for >>62737421

Is anyone here vibecoding anything cool
>>
>>62737422
Boomers won’t live long enough to survive a lost decade. That’s the difference
>>
WMTbros, why are we red?
>>
File: 1786729369857710.jpg (13 KB, 236x236)
13 KB JPG
>>62737422

last hike cycle was multi year niggerfest of just line goes down. it can and will happen again. if you are leveraged you probably wont make it

no refunds
>>
I am not smart enough to understand bonds so it doesn't affect me
>>
>>62737468
High bond yield crash stock market
>>
Anthropic is going bankrupt if the IPO fails
https://www.reuters.com/business/anthropics-518-billion-ai-buildout-hinges-largely-deals-that-cannot-be-canceled-2026-09-29/
>>
>>62737461
22-23? Basically a prolonged dip. And no I’m not leveraged
>>
>>62737436
Almost stopped out, it just jewish barcoded right back down to where it was in 10 minutes.... like I know this is a great play, but for some reason I think I got the time factor wrong, and i'm too early for it boss.
>>
>>62737474

yes. SOXL dropped 90%
>>
>>62737479
Yeah SOXL holders will be fucked. I should know. I held it though that shit kek
>>
>>62737424
Assuming a human would qualify as "natural general intelligence", how could artificial general intelligence be a physical impossibility when humans exist?
>>
File: 1790108175693598.gif (532 KB, 498x498)
532 KB GIF
>>62737358
nice
>>
>>62737476
Are you actually that lesbian guy that's been getting posted here boss?
>>
>>62737468
basically a lot of the stocks you see on /smg/ are growth stocks and growth needs lots of debt and debt is priced as a spread on top of treasury yields so companies tend to lose margin
on a macro scale higher yields = higher interest payments = slower growth = lower tax revenues = lower growth or even contraction for private and public
it's not a pretty situation to be in but now that you understand it G*d has cursed you with a generational drawdown
>>
When's the next cashnado?
>>
>>62737487
Yeah machines and humans are the same thing.

Go and fuck your toaster, you might make a robot baby you fucking moron
>>
File: 1740292840581688s.jpg (7 KB, 125x125)
7 KB JPG
>Trump Administration: Several EU member countries have not released as much oil and refined products from reserves as they promised.

oh no, anyways
>>
>>62737461
Right now the market seems to be ignoring that potential. As long as I get out before it crashes I should be fine.
>>
File: hq720.jpg (134 KB, 686x386)
134 KB JPG
>>62737493

CCL
>>
>>62737495
AGI is obviously physically possible, albeit very hard
>>
>>62737497
Traitorous eurocucks, one million BBC’s to be sent over as a reward, oh I mean punishment
>>
>>62737502
I'm selling my USbonds right now
>>
I need ideas, name EVERY stock you think is worth it
>>
>>62737510
Dude that's way too much effort, best I can do is tell you to buy $SPY or $QQQ and fuck off.
>>
>>62737510
Nekkar Asa
>>
>>62737510
GOOG
NOK
OML.WA
>>
>>62737507
you are 5 years to late
>>
>>62736986
Buy some calls, if you're so great
>>
Dumbasses not realizing we pump soon
>>
>>62737510
APH
>>
>>62737428
the retarded jews at the FED are destroying the economy
>>
File: 1780500588721348.jpg (73 KB, 1004x1128)
73 KB JPG
>>62737526
I bought the May dip. Maybe I shouldn't've sold too soon.
>>
File: safe3.png (102 KB, 1197x625)
102 KB PNG
Easy, boys
>>
>>62737524
I bet we don't pump and (((they))) keep suppressing the stock market through interest rate hikes until after the mid-terms when our dear leader takes off the gloves and absolutely fucking obliterates Iran as a way of taking out his anger for losing the house, and then we'll get a peace deal and everything will be groovy boss.
>>
File: 167823652983563250.jpg (17 KB, 249x249)
17 KB JPG
>>62737510
>AAPL
>GOOG
>MU
>NVDA
>NOK
>RKLB
>ASTS
>VSAT
>>
The plan:
Sell MU after it pumps, hopefully it goes to 1500-2000
Buy Apple near their next earnings (there WILL be a dump either near it or after)
Masturbate furiously at my genius
>>
File: siege F.png (2.56 MB, 1346x1169)
2.56 MB PNG
I'm tired of all the winning, Mr. Trump
>>
>>62737550
It's not Trump's fault that Biden caused Iran to declare war on the Hormuz, it's gonna take time to clean this mess up
>>
File: 1786187929695265.png (678 KB, 640x430)
678 KB PNG
if I wish for it really hard SOXL surely will go up
>>
File: 714rjie.png (205 KB, 656x679)
205 KB PNG
>>62737510
SPCX.
Yes, I wrote SPCX.
On the latest Starship flight, the heat shield didn't look very damaged (at least not before it exploded). The stock is overvalued but successful Starship reuse is going to hype the stock so much that it goes up anyway.
>>
why does DFEN keep dumping
>>
AVGO bros I can feel it in my bones
tomorrow will finally be our day
>>
>>62737556
I can´t believe Washington would make Jefferson make Polk make Lincoln make Cleveland make Roosevelt make Wilson make Roosevelt make Kennedy make Nixon make Carter make Reagan make Bush make Bush make Obama make Trump make Biden make Trump do that
>>
File: Apu seaside retreat.png (1.51 MB, 843x1152)
1.51 MB PNG
Oil is down
but bonds are up
meaning that
>>
>>62737577
It's hard to believe but it's true. Luckily Vance and his Hindumen army will soon clean up this mess
>>
>>62737580
Meaning that oil markets are dumber than bond markets
>>
>>62737580
where is that? the island from Lost?
>>
File: 1782278666206283.jpg (5 KB, 250x187)
5 KB JPG
>UUUU
>UAMY
>LAC
>TMC
>METC
>URNM
>URNJ
I've been buying the dips but it keeps dipping
>>
File: 1765066222886916.png (990 KB, 1003x1294)
990 KB PNG
>>62737510
WMT
>>
>>62737590
Theres honestly no reason for the dip, but there was never any reason for the pump.
>>
File: 165823976592385693.jpg (212 KB, 1080x1075)
212 KB JPG
>>62737580
my dream is to buy a villa on the adriatic sea and enjoy every summer/spring there
figure I need about 600k for a decent build
>>
>>62737593
based rip. i'm finna bust out some squats on my lunch break.
>>
>>62737586
The bond market is the final boss and remains undefeated.
>>
File: seriously.jpg (98 KB, 955x719)
98 KB JPG
>>62737593
wtf is rippetoe doing in /smg/? there's no oats or squats here.
>>
File: 13111.gif (1.98 MB, 355x185)
1.98 MB GIF
>KLAR
How do you niggers find and end up with the worst shits in the market?
>>
>>62737580
>Oil is down
SPR release?
>>
>>62737603
>WASHINGTON—The U.S. Department of Energy (DOE) today issued a Request for Proposal (RFP) for an exchange of up to 40 million barrels of crude oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR), continuing DOE’s execution of the 172-million-barrel release previously announced by President Trump in coordination with the International Energy Agency (IEA) member nations’ overall 400-million-barrel commitment.
“With today’s actions, the United States continues to lead the coordinated efforts to stabilize oil markets for the benefit of Americans and people around the world,” U.S. Secretary of Energy Chris Wright said. “While the United States and Japan are delivering on their commitments, several European member countries have released only a fraction of the crude oil and petroleum products they pledged. We urge every member country to fulfill its commitments. Thanks to President Trump, these exchanges will also ensure America’s Strategic Petroleum Reserve continues to be refilled, while saving taxpayers more than $3 billion.”
Thanks to President Trump, DOE has advanced a series of large-scale SPR exchange solicitations at record speed. These actions have moved critical crude oil supplies into the market to address short-term supply disruptions and bolster energy security for the United States and its allies.
The crude oil will originate from the SPR'sBig Hill and Bryan Mound sites.This action builds on the Department’s five previous solicitations that collectively awarded more than 133 million barrels across four completed exchanges. DOE’s earlier exchanges demonstrated the SPR’s ability to rapidly deliver crude under emergency authorities while achieving a 25 percent premium in returned barrels—expanding the reserve and saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Deliveries under awarded exchanges are scheduled for November and December 2026.
>>
FUCKING BREAK TECH ALREADY
5.3% 10 YEAR
ORACLE BONDS YIELD 9%
ANTHROPIC OPENAI BURN 700B A YEAR

CORRELATE TO 1 NOW
>>
>>62737605
Wait so how far down will this push it?
>>
>>62737602
becasue dummies dont get the difference between derision and suggestion
in other words sarcasm oesnt work on the internet
>>
made 10 bucks on BEWT today

I wish I took the epstein pill like 6 months ago instead of seething about selling and buying AI at the wrong times. I would literally not be working in the real world.

>>62736986
Sure why not
Micron makes 50 billion a quarter and is worth only 1.1 trillion while spcx might get their income up to 10 billion WITH massive government subsidies, but sure why not? Buy the 2 trillion dollar stock that -does nothing- because SPACE.
>>
>>62737612
>that spelling
We've missed you babe.
>>
>>62737009
I was the one who said it would pump because it's been sold down so everyone will buy it because larry is friends with Trumo and bidden and peloosi
>>
File: 1784020194857907.jpg (284 KB, 1280x1280)
284 KB JPG
>>62737594
Pump of rare earths was because of Trump promises and anti China rhetoric
Pump of uranium was because of the AI build up and the dream pipe of nuclear plants powering it
Dumps are because of the easement towards China and the cracks beginning to show in the AI build out. Also, high oil (especially diesel) makes mining more expensive.
Another reason is the interest rate making everyone walk away from high risk stocks.
I just hope and cope this is a good bottom because I will have to start to use my cash equivalents to buy the dippety dips.
>>
File: file.png (1.29 MB, 1008x1639)
1.29 MB PNG
>>62737147
It sure is
>>
>>62737602
If it breaks through 12 we are doomed otherwise BELIEVE
>>
File: 1790680161774337.jpg (138 KB, 1672x941)
138 KB JPG
>>62737147
>traffic is now at pre-war levels
>>
I wouldn't bet on Larry Oracle, but I also wouldn't bet against him either. He's got connections if you catch my drift.
>>
bros...imagine if the yield doubled or even tripled
>>
>>62737586
baby consider for a moment that you don't know everything. sometime soon things are gonna be a lot better.
>>
>>62737629
>mortgage
Boomer shit, you vill own nothing
>>
>>62737629
mortgages should be 15+ percent.
>>
>>62737631
Do you disagree?
>>
>>62737629
Wow... now imagine if it doubled... again!
>>
File: 1772360849974908.gif (1.84 MB, 640x480)
1.84 MB GIF
If SOXL goes down I'm fucked. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>
File: HEE HEE HEE.jpg (112 KB, 576x521)
112 KB JPG
>>62737629
>imagine scary stuff
>ooo spooky wooky
>be scared
>>
File: US Reserves.png (341 KB, 2094x1728)
341 KB PNG
>>62737611
December if you include commercial. Not even the chinks want above 90$ a barrel.
>>
>>62737569
Because the war is over and we are going into a recession with interest rate hikes
>>
File: crabs.jpg (180 KB, 800x498)
180 KB JPG
>>62737629
>September 17th- October 16th: 36/9
>Jupiter and Venus giving us Mars.

BLOOD IN THE STREETS!
TACO BOUT IT!
CANCER THE CRAB IS RULED BY MARS!
BETTER START BELIEVING IN ASTROLOGY! THE MARKET DOES!
>>
>>62737629
Dude now imagine if it went to 44.2% like it did in Greece... BOOOM!
>>
File: 16832658723658329750.jpg (137 KB, 621x789)
137 KB JPG
imagine imagining
>>
>>62737623
Damage doesn't matter. Damaged ships will be replaced.

In related news, tanker charter rates have been skyrocketing.
>>
>>62737635
it's more that i don't think you are thinking clearly and you're letting your emotional state dictate your opinions on the market, and you want a market crash and for everything to go wrong as punishment for the things that make you angry. but i almost always disagree with your opinions you know that, wish you could get comfortable with that.
>>
File: 1699941170937131.jpg (62 KB, 500x578)
62 KB JPG
>>62737654
You guys can see pictures in your head???
>>
>>62737586
Bonds market is the only market acting sane, really.
And there's good reason for that: it's free of dumbtarded dip buyer zoomers playing casino on their Robinshit App.
>>
>>62737659
yes but outside of dreaming it's pretty limited to women's butts.
>>
>>62737605
It's the same 40M that went into auction this summer and nobody bought them other than some company for a measly 500K barrels, lmao.
How in the FUCK is this any news. They'll keep putting those 40M barrels into auction in january as well as nobody will buy them again.
Holy fucking clowntarded.
>>
>>62737629
>imagine if... you had two apples... and then... you got two more...
>then you would have... four...
>now imagine... you got another four...
>uuuuuuuhhhh spooky
Why do these retards make so much money saying the most obvious shit?
>>
>>62737661
>t. Boomer
Kek you're one of those who thought himself a tradong genius 20 years ago. Let me guess you have the contradictory belief that
>retail can't move the market
>robinhood users can move the market
Kek as if big companies dont move markets too. But retail pisses you off?
>>
>>62737659
Fucking pussy ass wypipo get traumatized by the most mildest inconveniences. What did this gen x faggot ever experience that was so traumatizing? Oh no did he have to see the planes hit the towers on tv? Did he cross paths with a black person??
>>
>>62737672
he had to go to /smg/ and read everyone's gay ass posts
>>
>>62737658
So you are attacking my chatacter
>>
Man, what is this shit? Memory is down, FAG7 is down, CVX is down, WMT down. Like WHAT is gaining?
>>
File: skitz sneed.jpg (209 KB, 1029x782)
209 KB JPG
>>62737659
I'm imaginemaxxed. I can spawn anything in my head or in my field of vision on demand. I play music in my head as I ride to work to save on my phone's battery life.
>>
>>62737665
No one bought because it's technically a loan and you're expected to return the barrels plus an additional 25%. That's a very bad deal if you think oil prices will remain high or go higher. The DoE is now trying again because it's found a taker who is willing to accept the terms, or because it's offering better terms. It's probably the latter - note that the mentioned 25% refers to previous loans, not future loans.
>>
File: cart.webm (2.99 MB, 960x540)
2.99 MB
2.99 MB WEBM
>>62737661
>The retarded boomers in the bond market buying 30 year bonds at 1.75% 5 years ago are so fucking good at price discovery! Unlike the retards in the stock market
You can always make a retarded bondbaggie general if you hate us so much :D
Don't forget to change your diaper old man.
>>
>>62737677
you're defending it? i love you anyways.
>>
>>62737676
I've been doing that for years.....wait a minute ....is that why I'm so mentally ill?
>>
>>62737672
>black person??
>black
>person
Anon...
>>
>>62737678
Nokia is up, SK Hynix is up, uhhhhh and that's pretty much it from my list lmao
>>
work, save, buy a place to sleep
loop
>>
am I really planning to buy bonds, holy fuck I'm getting old
>>
>>62737676
kek
rip to the wkyk legend though
>>
gonna take a nap. wish you were pouting and seething right beside me. it's really nice to just sleep the day away.
>>
>>62737695
kek
>>
>The Pentagon has had its personnel database breached, exposing sensitive information belonging to nearly 3 million military personnel, including Social Security numbers and details about the jobs they held, per ABC

all these incidents bullish for cyber securities companies ?
>>
>>62737704
Oh dear...
>>
>>62737704
Who the fuck's babe?
>>
>>62737704
How can I blame Hegseth for this?
>>
>>62737672
Crossing paths with a black person is pretty horrifying
>>
>>62737710
Babe doesn't work for the pentagon
>>
>>62737704
cybersecurity has been niggerpumping since april the multiples are unhinged but you can be generous and call them fairly priced
not sure if they can 10x from here though there's only so much companies are willing to pour into that shit
>>
Chevron is down 1.01%
Fully wiping out and liquidating my 100x leveraged position.
>>
>>62737720
kek
>>
>>62737710
Misquote.
>>62737717
How can you be sure?
>>
>>62737704
I can't believe how incompetent our government is. Like leave it to the department of war to fuck up the lives of 3 million people... It's like these guys all have their shit on the darkweb now and are going to have to deal with identity theft, and all the bullshit that goes along with it. I wonder how many get fucked because they didn't get an alert some fucking guy in pakistan took out a ton of loans under their name boss.
>>
>>62737722
Extensive research
>>
>>62737678
Puts are gaining hard
>>
File: niggers.jpg (53 KB, 857x660)
53 KB JPG
>>62737718
picrel
I sold at 230 btw
>>
>>62737732
>956.88
seems reasonable to me
>>
EXIT ALL MARKETS
>>
File: tongue my anus.jpg (58 KB, 859x676)
58 KB JPG
>>62737734
quite reasonable I'd say
>>
>>62737678

CCL
>>
>>62737738
I sold crwd after the stock split which would be around 180 lol
>>
is it over
>>
HERE COMES THE PUMP
>>
File: 1677791523158979.png (468 KB, 815x718)
468 KB PNG
wtfwt
>>
>>62737720
what was the prompt to generate this image?
>ok that looks great, now make smigstro hold a scepter, make his uniform chevron themed, and put him in a yoshis wooly world background
>>
>>62737740
I read the DFW book, I'm not investing in fucking Cruiseliners and/or lobsters.
>>
>>62737736
JUST KIDDING

ENTER ALL MARJKETS
>>
File: 1788120172747953.jpg (60 KB, 736x493)
60 KB JPG
im about to go buy a sandwich and enjoy it on the beach, fuck this market
>>
>>62737748
I took the smig image and made an infernal devilish EOG smig. That smig was later made into an epic yarn art style and then the company theme was changed.
>>
>>62737750

you are missing out on generational wealth just because you don't like the idea of niggers on boats twerking while they drink tequila
>>
>>62737748
i'm gonna give you a little industry secret. because I'm feeling generous today. give the AI the image and say something like "give me a prompt to generate images in this style"
>>
>>62737678
cash
>>
>>62737763
I went on a cruise over the summer to make my mom happy. It was awful. Too many people. The service was too friendly. The food was good though.
>>
>>62737777

>even bears gave them money and said the food was good

bullish
>>
Today is the last day you’ll be able to sell your positions.

The S&P will lose 1% everyday for the next 12 years.
>>
>>62737766
Great now we're going to have more Triple F's. Thanks boss.
>>
File: nuggets.jpg (2.86 MB, 4608x3456)
2.86 MB JPG
>>62737678
GRND, META, and MCD are green for me :)
>>
>>62737778
I'm not a bear.
And my thoughts on the food could just have been a matter of comparison. For months prior to the cruise, and in the month since, I've mainly survived on frozen pizzas and ramen noodles.
>>
>>62737763
ive been keeping an eye on NCLH for that swing trade to 25 but it looks like its still knifing down
>>
>>62737783
proof??
>>
>>62737783
It can only lose 1% for 100 days straight retard
>>
>>62737510
CRDO
>>
>>62737759
>an epic yarn art style
i knew i was close with the wooly world
>>62737766
ty for the tip, will report back with my results with hopefully a fresh batch of aislop to dump onto the general
>>
Hey there's that BA slide down I was anticipating. Looks like we're making money again boss.
>>
>>62737783
priced in, markets forward looking to the 13th year
>>
>>62737783
>an excuse to finally get off the fence and blow my brains out
thank God
>>
>>62737678
>>
File: me nd myr griller.png (386 KB, 661x593)
386 KB PNG
>>62737783
But wot if number go up?
>>
>>62737799
It can lose 1% every day, forever because the 1% loss is measured from the start of each new day. 0.99^x will never be exactly zero, no matter how high x is.
>>
>>62737799
awktually
(.99)^100=~.37
it can lose 1% a day forever
>>
File: 1785676953305779.gif (129 KB, 220x334)
129 KB GIF
>>62737815
>>
One day the stock market will fall and never rise again
>>
>ask claude to research a ticker
>sent my email to the SEC's filing site
wtf
>>
>>62737823
just like the sun
>>
>>62737828
>>62737828
>>62737828
>>
>>62737823
One day the sun will boil the earth and kill everyone on it
>>
>>62737823
Will mankind one day without the net expenditure of energy be able to restore the sun to its full youthfulness even after it had died of old age?
>>
>>62737704
>bro we will totally keep your information safe bro, just submit to the mandatory internet ID checks bro, just give us a picture of your driver's license, birth certificate, and all of your financial information to use your own computer bro
when is the bottom for this fake and gay bullshit gonna drop out already?



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.