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Losers like teachers, nurses and writers can get real jobs if they want college loans from Uncle Shlomo
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>>62737434
>Medical / dental assisting
>Early childhood education
These are not needed?
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>>62737434
Kek at least now it's clear what degrees not to get
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>>62737434
Add computer science to the list. Literally useless now that it's been jeeted
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>>62737434
all of those are white degrees.
Trump will finance MINT jeets gladly
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>>62737434
Nurses and Teachers can still get loans.
"Early Childhood Education" means pre-school professional babysitter.
They need to cut most of the loan coverage though, the only reason tuition has skyrocketed is because it's government subsidized. If they cut federal student loan programs, tuition prices would plummet.
I'm just amused that "Massage therapy", "Cosmetology" and "Medical/Dental Assistant" certificates are considered degrees
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>>62737456
yeah, what's wrong with going to school for four years so you're qualified to teach THE FUCKING ABC's AND HOW TO COUNT TO TEN?
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>>62737490
Fucking retard, early childhood education includes teach children way more than just the ABCs. I guess a retarded childless virgin like you wouldn't understand that.
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>>62737508
Why does your post sound so sinister.
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>>62737508
In modern would you can have more sex than dozens of your past ancestors combined while not having any kids
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>>62737434
>cutting loans for education degrees
Fuck me this administration is retarded

Education is basically the only major other than nursing/healthcare that guarantee a job after graduation. Interesting how CS isn't on the list, I guess the tech jews don't thoink they have enough desperate new grads to choose from
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>>62737469
Or anything tech related. I doubt very many CS/IT grads are finding jobs in their field. Most are barely making it working retail and doing uberjeets on the side.
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>>62737456
They will just have to seek private loans and have cosigners because they dont pay back their loans.
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>>62737456
All the jobs are needed with the shape of our society and economy but drumpf don’t care
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>>62737751
What's even more frustrating is how underpaid teachers are, of course they "don't make enough money" when they are notoriously underpaid.
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>>62737490
Bro you need to know how children learn and develop. It’s not as easy as it sounds. Preschool teachers are fucking amazing. I absolutely adore our preschool and its teachers.
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>>62737781
>College teachers teach linear algebra or power series in 3 months or less.
>It takes these retards a WHOLE FUCKING YEAR just to teach counting to 10

Nah.
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>>62737781
Don't reply to that fucking retard, people like him are the reason this country is fucked up.
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>>62737434
>religion
Based.
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>>62737798
Trump is a god fearing Christian, he wouldn’t screw over his base
Kek
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>>62737798
wtf is that pic
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>>62737456
Birth rates are shot. Any newborns at this point are just going to be consumed.
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Go ahead Trump

END FAFSA
END RISK-FREE LENDING (ALLOW BANKRUPTCIES)
FORCE THEM TO DO REAL RISK ANALYSIS ON APPLICANTS AND DENY THE SUBPRIME ONES
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>>62738377

The bubble implosion would be incredible. We're talking like 50% of academia wiped out just like that. Only the capable and intelligent allowed in again and a full purification of the college system.
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>>62738384
the entire education system would be devoid of americans
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>>62737508
>Fucking retard, early childhood education includes teach children way more than just the ABCs. I guess a retarded childless virgin like you wouldn't understand that.
this will lower the credentialism in that field. we can actually get in
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>>62738384
Or you just end up saturating more fields. Funny how he didn't mention "useful" degrees that right now pretty much guarantee you don't make any money when you graduate like computer science, well get ready to see more of those
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>>62738400
>Or you just end up saturating more fields. Funny how he didn't mention "useful" degrees that right now pretty much guarantee you don't make any money when you graduate like computer science, well get ready to see more of those
we hired a new grad for like $200k/yr
you just can't be a mouth breather picking up a certificate of participation -> job, which is what a lot of CS bandwagoners really want.

most people don't want to be an engineer. they want to do 2-4yr education and then be done studying/learning. lol. lmao even. CS was never going to work out well for them
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>>62738400

>saturation

The entire "real economy" of America constantly whines about labor shortages and hires crackheads and foreigners as a result
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>>62738403

It has dawned on me that a lot of CS doomerism is just the newest crop of bandwagoning gold rush idiots not being able to hack it with their bootcamp McDegree. I've still been able to find new jobs as I've needed to over these past 6 years of turbulence.
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>>62738404

and then you'll get constant anecdotes like

>these foreign 95th percentilers we brought in do much better work than the local bottom 20th percentilers we're left with, must be a problem with white America!!

No we're just sending EVERYONE TO FUCKING INFINITY SCHOOL
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>>62737434
>cosmetology

How can you even make money studying planets
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>>62738420
seems like fake news
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>>62738377
The (((banks))) who buy the risk free loans off of the government won't allow that.
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>>62737456
you won't need teeth to gurgle bug slop
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>>62738398
>We
Fucking lmaoooo those jobs will go to jeets before they touch you.
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>>62737434
>Culinary arts
That's the basic degree to be hired as a chef in any restaurant isn't it? The one that teaches fire and food safety.
Interesting, more diarrhea ahead.
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>>62738591
>food safety
we really believe this is so complicated we couldn't make this some accreditation course on the cheap? we need government guaranteed loans for this shit?
bruh no. half of the problem with college education is
1. everyone went. supply vs demand increases what is charged becuase everyone needs their little piece of paper
2. cash injection in the system to loans. if loans were much less available, post high school education would have some cheaper options, as they would have to exist, as we couldn't just throw money at everyone to attend a 4 year college for "food safety"
but no one will realize that this makes sense, because no one really cares about any of this. which is genuinely sad
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>>62737456
There will be no kids in the future.
You dont need teeth to eat bugs
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>>62737456
yes but they'll hire turdskins with certificates from a third world toilet countries to "do the same job" for 50% of the pay.
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So I'm hearing if you wait a couple years and can finance one of these degrees yourself you'll have a pretty good job with little competition
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>>62737483
>"Early Childhood Education" means pre-school professional babysitter.

This. This is why daycares are so expensive it's cheaper to just neet instead of work and send your kid to daycare. Daycares could just hire cheap babysitters, but to be competitive, they literally hire a squad of "licensed education professionals" that get paid better than teachers (but worse benefits) because they are "watching more kids" but their watching kids is just watching youtube and making sure the kids don't eat too much glue
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>>62737797
Don't we have historically the lowest education in decades, even though we have been paying fat feminists tax payer dollars to "get formal education training"
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>>62740326
Now look up the disparity in wages between kindergarten teachers and only fan models and tell me which one is more important.
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>>62738591
>food safety

Kek, you don't need college for this. 99.9% of food preparers have no degree, and we aren't all getting an epidemic of diarrhea. Food safety is a 50 dollar online class you do about food temperature and washing your hands. When this incredibly common sense rules aren't followed, it's because of laziness, not the lack of a college degree
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How dare education return to its true market value
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Will they honor loans retroactively, or would they cut off loans for a feminist gender degree three years into the program? Kek if this happens.
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>>62740347
>50 IQ mongoloid retard who will be crying and whining 5 years from now when literally every massage therapist, social worker, daycare worker, medical assistant, etc. is a shit skinned toilet monkey from turdistan who speaks broken english and stinks like shit -- but has a certificate/degree paid for by their home country that is substantially equivalent to the certificate/degree required by the US government or US employers.
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>>62737434
Why bother with this in the months before singularity eliminates all jobs?
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>>62738420
>How can you even make money studying planets
Hamplanets. You can paint them to look better.
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>>62737534
CS pays back the loan (historically), and they want those wages suppressed by an oversupply anyway.
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>>62737456
>These are not needed?
Do they help Israel? This is the only lens through which anything Zion Don does anything.
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>>62737456
If they were needed then they would command more pay. People would rather have retard kids and wait 4 hours at the dentist, the market has spoken
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>>62737469
so you don't want any further innovation in computer technology? cool got it. you retard.
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>>62737434
this sure is a lot of work to avoid just letting people discharge these things in bankruptcy. I guess the overlords aren't making enough in monthly payments anymore to justify giving free money away to college students and then reaping the benefits, so now they're just going further and axing it entirely so the other good goys can continue to pay it.
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>>62737490
Maybe if you had a qualified early child hood educator in your life, you wouldn't be so fucking stupid.
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>>62741091
I can count to 104,290. How high can you count, cocksucker?



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