no gains frog edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62739028
all in on wheat and lean hogs
>>62740524Bobo memes are so consistently better than mumus Mumu has zero personality
>>62740532
Need SPY to poooooooooomp tooday.>>62740533>NKE puts ferda
VOO and chill, maybe a little BRK.B as a treat.
>>62740535Real
>>62740535Bobo means misery. And laughing at misery is funnier.What's there to joke about when everything is "fine & dandy"
Murines, our time is now
line goes up!
Klarna HAHAHAHAAJ
I’m considering investing in Pokémon cards instead but I’m late to the party, everything there has mooned already. You’re talking 15-50X your money if you bought slabs of PSA9-10 legendary collection reverse holos. Gyroados for 200 bucks you could sell for 2500 two years later
>>62740544bring back cass
>>62740556Fuck off
GIS just announced a new CEO, its a bitch.. thoughts?
>>62740556I don't know shit about pokeman cards except I got a base set charlizard and it's not for sale boss.
>>62740535That’s because grievances are at the heart of good humor. Bobo is rightly angry at this irrational markets behaviour. Mumu is retarded and thinks everything is fine.
Just slurped 1000 shares of O. Those 6% yields look bretty gud.
Still holdin ABCL!
>>62740532Ive a lean hog for ya right here!>*vulgarly gestures to crotch region*
i google a stock and the ticker no longer pops up by defaultis google getting shittier?
>>62740583Wish I scooped MAIN when it was below 50GIS has 7.25% divvies btw
Oof that BTC drop at open…
Iran struck three tankers in one day, confirmed by UKMTO (incidents #144, #145 and #146). I'm guessing this is because WTI fell below $90 after the latest US SPR release announcement. It seems Iran is aiming to keep WTI above $90 going into the midterms, which might be a compromise between pissing off Trump sufficiently much while not pissing off the Chinese too much.
literally dead market (I'm fine with that)
>>62740583kek anon i slurped a bit today as well. i think you helped pushed the stock up about .5%
I am addicted to leverage. If I had to choose between women or leverage trade, I would definitely choose leverage trade.
>>62740587You have to append "stock" or "ticker" to it much of the time>is google getting shittier?Yes
>>62740588>GIS has 7.25% divvies btwYeah no thanks.
REVERSE V INCOMINGITS OVER
theres literally nothing to buy out thereits all frozen and waiting for 10 different things to play outI guess Ill go prepare for some job interviews
>>62740569LMAO
Why is space pumping [except spacex] i wanted to buy more
>>62740609Buy more Defense Contractors while theyre cheap. >GD>LMT>RTXThats my longs. I will buy more today, most likely..
crab market day
>>62740588you're not gonna get far investing in that sort of stuff babe. and you do it because subconsciously you don't want to be rich, you don't want to give up all your resentment and anger. you buy that stuff because you're afraid of loss, and i don't mean financial. you've invested in the wrong stocks and the wrong ideas and you're afraid of feeling like a fool, but the sooner you rip off the band-aid the better off you will be.
I bought some GTAVI and 40k stock yesterdayI'm kinda happy today
>>62740620If you knew what I know about SPACEX and starlink, you would be buying as much as you can.
>Yields pump>market pumpsthis shit is completly broken, right?
>>62740627My dad told me this morning to listen to (((Bloomberg Radio))) while I trade. They wont shut up about some pilot stabbing another guy on a plane for 25 mins.>SPY is up>Calls for tomorrow up>I am wet
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT NIGGERS ON BOATS COMPUTERTICKER: CCL
>>62740628no, i do it because i called the bottom of VZ at 30 in 2023 and JPM at 100 in 2022... my bottom sense is tingling again... lock in that yield on cost and chill bro. Anyone that was here during those times remembers me relentlessly shilling them too
>>62740633So you can offload your bags?
>>62740515Béçed
>>62740587Everything is getting shittier in near real time, I swear to god every time I open a Microsoft product these days there's some new bug fucking up my workflow I catch.
The great rotation will happen again, soon we will have our December 2021 moment.. thats what this bubble is, not the dotcom or GFC, although toxic debt will be a large part of itThese AI models will be ROBLOX tier companies at best
lookin good stock market. Reeled in a 10 bagger at WMT in pre. Footwear stock, who knew
>>62740642Fuckin cruises, TTWO is up, as well...
>>62740655I shilled both.KMB and PEP looking strong too
>>62740627Love this litle fella
It’s impossible to “invest” in poke one cards or any other collectible. You can only speculate on its future value. You can only invest in productive cash flowing assets. If you don’t understand the difference then you don’t understand investing.
Imagine cruise ships...IN SPACE!
-_- wrong address again. but babe i'm right about you and i won the money game. you don't have to stress about the economy or politics ever again if you just let me take care of you. you got caught in some snares and i don't blame you but you're the one keeping yourself in chains. have a good day at work and don't forget i can change everything for you and make you happy.
>>62740664imagine once the blacks start going on space cruises,...
woooo, GOOGL computer
>>62740565Why are you mad? You do know investment firms are buying Pokémon cards these days right?
Oh lawdy, huge fuckup at work.
>>62740663You can only speculate on the future cash flow of your assets.
>>62740663Should I full port micron right before close today
>>62740664the CCL CEO talked about AI on the earnings call... no joke
Y'all didn't get bull trapped at the top now did yee?
It don't go down
>>62740664Im thinking the other way...
>>62740678This would actually be hella cool
>>62740670Figure out who you're blaming and stick to your story
>>62740680If you ever get the chance, visit Iowa 80.>Buc-ees Fanboys have no idea
GIS NEEDS TO KEEP DROPPING I WANT A 9% YIELD ON COST
>>62740671>speculateCCL is already 50% booked for 2027
I told you, guys >>62740633
>>62740663They seem to inhibit a weird spot in my mind between some of them being so valuable they inhabit more of a collectors space, like rare artworks or books, but some of them are widely valuable where they can be traded pretty liquidly but are at high risk for being counterfeited since they're not that valuable
>>62740682I'm afraid I can only blame structural problems in the company if not myself, but that isn't very compelling.
Just got done watching our girl's first episode, how is the market reacting to it?
>>62740683If I remember in 2030
Can Lum finally get her shit together and start going up k thx
>>62740685>inb4 force force majeure and they get nothingstill speculating on future events retard
Shill me something to full port
>>62740703the niggers on boats industry is BOOMING right now. the only thing that can stop it is government intervention like during the dark times of COVID where the government restricted the freedom of blacks and poors to use boats.
If it's a Boeing, I ain't going.
>>62740705GRRR
>>62740705Vanguard Total world stock ETF.
>>62740683trans cucks (trucks) think their shitty gas station mall is comparable to buccees LOL
>>62740696lels are oversold and set up for a rally into earnings season
>>62740705KMB. Sub $100 and we're hitting fall season which means lots of fiber.
>>62740717if you live near a buccees it's already over for you
>>62740649hein
>>62740705TQQQ
>>62740722This. >CZR controls your vacation kek
>>62740722If you want to run naked backwards through the corn fields in Iowa, that's fine.
>>62740556I have around 400 gen 1 pokemon cards (mostly Jungle and Fossil) somewhere in my house, in individual binders, that I accumulated literally about 25 years ago. Most of them are probably worth like a dollar at most, but it's scary thinking about how much the whole set might be worth in total. I don't have any emotional attachment to them anymore.
>>62740728Iowa is kinda based.>Speed limit on Interstate is a suggestion>Nothing but oceans of wheat and barley >4 total residents of the state>Every town has a bar, bowling alley and BBQ placeI prefer Iowa to Nebraska or Kansas, but there is a distinct lack of other humans out there. I had a conversation with a lady at a toll booth at either the state border or deadsmack in the middle of the state for about 20 mins cause there was no traffic and she was bored and chill.
>>62740731I thought this was saddam.
>>62740705probably GOOG if youre going to hold for years
>>62740660creb bol unity, ber get fuk
Could've sold AAOI yesterday for an easy 8% gain in 24hrs. But I held and now it's heading right back down to my average.
>>62740731idk what that's worth, but if it's a few 100k or more get insurance, sell them, get a really good fireproof safe, or all of the above.
>dumps for one second>immediate repumpkek
>>62740735>biggest enemy of iran>fought brutal wars against iran>constant threat to iranWhy did we kill that guy again?
>had a dream where I had to find a bunch of different cats in a giant mansionstocks for this premonition?
bros why do they keep saying stuff like "bonds show signs of relief" in the media. its almost like they don't have any control of the ship anymoreahhhhhh
>>62740515>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
should I invest in Supreme Intelligence or artificial intelligence?
hgraf sisters i don't feel so good
>>62740755because it looks like it's about but it isn't (on the daily)
>>62740749He tried to kill Bush's daddy
>>62740755>Oh my God the QE is distorting the market! Look at how inverted this curve is! This is disasterous >Oh my God without enough QE the yield curve is rising and the long term rates are way up! This is disasterousIt's all so tiring
>>62740749Saddam went from strategic wildcard to hotheaded worthless retard as soon as he lost in Iran and then decided to invade Kuwait because they were drinking his milkshake. He just proved to volatile to be anywhere near the levers of OPEC since he was always trying to push oil prices higher and has to go.
>>62740766
Alright I've got some very important business to transact with McDonald's, try not to let the market dump while I'm gone
Everytime the US does something "stupid", ask yourself:CUI PRODEST?And the answer it's always the same o_O
>>62740755High Treasury yields will force speculative high-growth stocks to overextend themselves to prove they can beat the 10-year yield, creating massive bubble to profit. Meanwhile, higher yields will compress valuations on companies with predictable earnings growth, creating big buying opportunities. In both ways, it sounds like good things
Does Petrobras have insanely low valuation cause>investors are overestimating the jurisdiction/political risk>it does not get capital inflows like public companies in US just because it's not a US company>valuation is in fact appropriate, I'm crazywhich one of these?
>>62740800I'm buying utilities companies, PEP, KMBthey are already raped dude. max rapening to like 5 year lows.
>>62740803The rapening won't stop until the rate tightening drops
>>62740806we wont get a hike in October. warsh will do the dutiful for elections. I'll sell the tard pump in November and wait in bonds for the crashout
>>62740802The first and second. Not Nostradamus here but I can see it having a poompa once Lula is out and Bolsanaros retarded son wins the election.
>>62740802It's an US company. That's it. Look at Eli Lilly vs Novo Nordisk
Israel tried to do a 9/11 today but Mark Wahlberg actually was on board. You can't even begin to comprehend how bearish this is
>>62740767Did the graphine not graph?
>>62740744I found it and had a look through. The majority of my cards are from starter decks so they're not worth much despite 1st edition + holo. I'm probably looking at about 5k all up.Kind of sucks I'm not sitting on a house in playing card form, but at least it's under the threshold where I really give a fuck.
im just not gonna trade anymore today unless MU goes parabolic...UGGGGHHHH i know i know...im just not gonna trade anymore today unless MU goes parabolic......in either direction
gold bros we're getting fucked
>>62740814Thats cool, man. Can I get an order of fries, salt on the side?
My bonds are yielding like a boss as you cry
>>62740802>Brazilian ADRthink you answered your own question.
>>62740802it's a state owned company in a banana republic which is one hurricane away from becoming openly fascist or communista big reason why us companies get and the us on general gets more investment is because you can rely on the government not to arbitrarily seize things or completely rewrite the gameis it perfect? no but it's a damn sight better than the rest of the world
>>62740833I'm getting FOMO sitting on my pm and crypto bags looking at all this AI shitthat's how you know it's too late to get in
>>62740833
>>62740832My goes up a lot today then don’t portGoes down a lot then portIf it crabs then idk
>micron earnings todayHuhRemember how a week ago people were predicting these hedge funds maliciously shorting it would finally fuck off and let it run a bitAnyway>dumps on 53 billion in revenue because the "gains are slowing">SPCX projected to hit 12 trillion in 10 years on 1 billion in revenue
>>62740833Yeah.
>>62740663Nice to finally have written proof that crypto is a type of Pokeman card
>>62740854Keep chasing these short term earnings for gamblers as I get rich off bonds.
is hedging "cope"?
>>62740860>we now have stupid cunts like this bragging about his 100% Bond portfolio in the stocks thread because he has no friends
>>62740841midwit takeif you look at what is actually happening you will discover US is not as safe, free, streamlined and reliable a jurisdiction as it is supposed to be
>AAPL moving 2.5% on a random day on a $5T market cap
>>62740793>NVDA makes 250k china edition H200's >Trump blocks selling of those>China accelerates it's domestic alternatives +9000%>Xi Trump meeting Trump is convinced to allow those sales to go through>NVDA can't find customers for those cards anymore. Expected to ship only 10k of them this year.>Meanwhile SMIC is pushing out 750k of Huawei's latest AI cards by end of the year. Including V900 from baba's chip division the back backlog is in the millionsWhat was the masterplan here?
>>62740854Look, man, it's not rocket science. AI centers and robots in space. Wait, no, it is rocket science.
>>62740874My bonds gave me real cash today that I could hold in my hand.Meanwhile you're buying the top of apple.
>>62740858You can stake crypto and get a yield so it does produce a cashflow if that's what you want for whatever reason
>>62740731I had a binder full of gen1 pokeymans cards that I had collected as a kid that I think my mom threw away while doing spring cleaning when I was in college
>>62740851>If it crabs then idkif it crabs then we sit on our morning gains and water the plants and eat goyfeed
>>62740864insurance against cope that can also lead to coping
>>62740874Good news from Apple
>>62740882That yield can get rug pulled anytime. Bonds don't get rugged.
>>62740872>if you look at what is actually happeningBut that’s the thing, most people don’t so they keep believing the American government is better than a thirdie banana republic
>>62740837>salt on the side?What the fuck you absolute animal?
>>62740892imagine somebody dipping his fries in salt
>>62740892This ensures they have to make the fries fresh
>>62740898Does that really work beyond theory? I have the impression the youth at the counter just groans and gives you pre-salted ones anyways.
>>62740887how i sleep knowing layoffs in MAG7 pumping my folio
>>62740910Then you complain to customer service and McDonald's will give you a free meal next time
>KMB divies tomorrowWhat are you buying with them?
>>62740891Whatever happens in the US happens 10x worse in banana republics. America numbah one by virtue of being least worst
>>62740910>Go to your local slop distribution center>Feel like trying this boomer tier advice to get fresh fries>You have to order from a touchscreen kiosk>There's zero option to choose salted or unsalted fries>You try to yell at one of the tawny figures skulking behind industrial cooking fixtures in the "kitchen">they either have earpods in or don't speak English and look puzzled at a human being trying to interact with them>Your 20 minute old french fries are served in less than 20 seconds>It also costs you 5$
My Euro stocks have closed mostly green. Don't disappoint me burgerbros.
>>62740920>What're you buying with your KMB divvies?More KMB.
Why are you not investing in biotechnology right now?Do you know how much money they are going to make thanks to AI powered genomic research?
>>62740931I will if you give me the money
Last micron earnings it pumped like crazy Monday then dumped Tuesday Wednesday and then pumped after hours on earnings
I am going to hold my ten European microns
>>62740673Only if you want to be up 20%.
>>62740944I wish I had your balls
I had 3 micron, then sold 2, then bought 1 back.I really don't know what to do.I guess I will try to keep these 2 for now.
>>62740946Fuuuug I’m heavily thinking of doing it
I only recently stopped being a micron baggie and for that reason I’m holding, I want more than a shitty little 4% profit after almost 3 months of bag holding
>>62740872yuh huh i guess it's just star signs thenit has nothing to do with the fact south america is a powder keg or the fact that brazil has had multiple revolutions and dictatorships ontop of low level fighting against criminal syndicates and rebels whereas the us last had a civil conflict 150 years agobecause uhhh congress is corrupt, completely unlike in brazil
Bear market
>>62740951God will reward his believers.
>yet another neon green day Being against the horde of idiots is agonizing
How much do I need to coast fire? As someone who lives decently cheap and minimalist? So please don't tell me "you will need 20 million minimum because after inflation a bread will be 20k dollars"
>>62740948>Buying MU above $950NGMI
>>62740962Something north of a million is good enough for about 40k yearly in divvies
>>62740958Oh thank God I can just ignore what the gas station is telling me now
>Smiggers think a triple top bart is bullish noiw
>>62740962300k if you invest in the right divvie stocks
>>62740973just make more money, its not a price problem its an earning problem>pic related
>>62740931Those stocks just crab/slow bleed downwards for 1-20 years and then one day 10x. I don't like that type of investing. I got GEA in my port however they sell the processing equipment needed to turn those discoveries into money
>>62740962You need to multiply by 200 how much you want to earn each month.
>>62740973You're getting fucking raped in the ass by your leftwing politicians. The national average this week is $6.382 for diesel. There's probably like $3 per gallon in taxes on that shit.
>>62740977>>62740971Sweet. I've got like 600k in stocks across all accounts, so by the time I'm 59, that should be plenty
>>62740973Have you thought about Klarna'ing that shit?
>>62740973i just paid $4.05/gallon
Affordability crisis
>>62740988I already have over 100k in credit card debt, even klarna won't do business with me
AHHHHHH I WANT TO FULL PORT MICRON
>>62740962>to coast fireWhat does that mean?
>>62740984It's Alaska boss. liberals don't use this alt right hate website
It should be illegal for a company to not split their stocks when they go above 500€
micronbros you're gonna get rugged
>>62740989The best part about fucking a tranny is that when you give them a reach around you can pretend it's your own cock punching all the way through
Take your 50% profits on BA here boss.
>>62741007watch your mouth poorfag
>>62741005Well Alaska is basically an island and has to import like everying like hawaii which leads to everything costing more... I actually just got back from fishing on Kodiak Island, and had a really good time. So you voting for Dan Sullivan or Dan Sullivan?
Babe... errr BABA is doing well today. Only +10% until I can sell for breakeven (won't)
>>62741001>fireacronym that stands for "financially independent, retire early"As it sounds, it's getting enough money that you can retire before retirement age. There are various "variations" of this though, such as lean fire where you retire early by living your whole life being extra cheap. Or barista fire where you get a casual easy job just for the joy of it, you don't need money from the jobCoast fire is probably one of the most popular right now, that's where you reduce or stop contributing to retirement savings when you have enough invested to grow sufficiently for retirement. That way you can reduce your work hours or spend your whole paycheck on yourself.
>>62740991Just don't buy a Fordthis is not financial advice or an advertisement
>>62741007Some brokers offer fractional shares so you can buy expensive shit when you want.
>TQQQ and FNGU already going up>SOXL still beating around the bushokay which one of you fuckers still didn't load up on memi? you are holding up the train hurry up
>>62740928they should put extra salt so the fat people die faster and we spend less on healthcare
>>62741047Sorry, not touching that when 10% of SOXL is MU right before earnings. I like my fingers straight and unbroken.
>>62741026Voting is gay
Gary Paulson's Transaal Saga
>nows
>>62740973Where the fuck is that picture? It's 6 in Seattle and that's usually on the expensive side
>>62740989>keeping your hotdog in your pantsWhy do female XX chromosome biological grillers do this?
>>62741078Pre warms the meat so it cooks more evenly, do you even grill?
>>62741021kek is this real?
>>62741085Dang, that's a good point. Too shay.>picnotrel
>semi pumping green>soxl pumping red>mfw
>yesterday flat>today flat>tomorrow ???
>>62741087yes and so is this
Just turned my BA profits into RIOT calls boss.
@smigstradamus will AI shit drop until democrats are certain to win midterms?
I want to get out of my google talk me out of it this shit isn't pumping and dumping like a shitcoin
>DCA in cbrs>actually I'm going to sell at 210 and see if it goes lower>actually it's already 181 again because nvidia, which already had a partnership with openai, has a partnership with openai???The market just somehow knows when I'm gonna sell, and inverses me to fuck me over
Quick monies. How much did yall make today?
>>62741115maybe tell us next time? what kind of fren are you
>>62741021>bald judeo-irishman from a wealthy family, Jr., seething that the market isn't always just rich people allowed to win every single timeI agree though, the market should be totally banned and paper assets everywhere seized>NO NOT LIKE THAT, 90% OF MY BILLIONAIRE FAMILY'S WEALTH IS PAPER ASSETSDamn, that sucks
>>62741115giz sum moneh
>>62741115A solid 1.4% bond yield
>>62741110I don't know why you'd sell it, shit's green on my screen. Higher highs and higher lows, too.
I had a cold 2 weeks ago and got over it, but now I have these weird loogies that are thick and yellow.
Yeah, that was it for the CCLniggers. Hope you got out.
>lied to my gf about not having watched any porn in the last couple of months>was terrified of the prospect of losing her if I told her the truth>she realized I was lying and is breaking up with meKill me. We were planning on getting married within a year and a half.
Spending money on calories not to make more critters but to direct their behavior for the growth of intelligence of other critters might be bullshit too but I kinda like it>CENT
Almost shit my pants when I saw I had a "margin call" on my account, but it turns out I just had margin interest hit my account and I didn't have enough cash to pay it. A quick 2k transfer took care of it.
>>62741133>doesn't want you watching pornBuddy she's already taking miles of Tyrone's cock. She was trying to control your sexual urges because she can't control hers.
>>62741133My wife tells me to watch porn and jack off when she's tired.I also recommend hentai doujins to her
Fuck it im all in micron i think im tempted
sold an iron condor on MCDicks
>>62741133ur supposed to watch porn together you retard
>>62741133I hope you learned your lesson, Anon. Don't try and build a relationship on lies, it's the biggest red flag. Should've told her the truth and asked her to accept who you are, and if it didn't work out just break up then on better terms.
>>62741133>he fell for the relationship psyopAnd these are the kinda niggas who think one day they are wagmi
just set a MU buy limit at 1000
>>62741133Sex exists to reproduce and pass genes to the next generation; dopamine is simply the evolutionary trick that motivates you to do it. Never forget that.
>>62741133I kek @ you
>>62741141>>62741149>>62741151She asked me a while ago if I still watched and I said yes, but I was trying to stop (was at once every ~2 weeks). It became a massive issue for her, and so I told her I'd really try to cut down. I cut it down to every 3-4 weeks, but I knew that it would be potentially breakup worthy. I fucking hate that I looked her in the eyes and lied.
>>62741159Her trying to control you like that is a red flag as well. Breaking up on a lie is an L for you, but this shit wasn't meant to be in the first place.
>>62741159she was just looking for a reason to get out. if she was crazy about you she'd convince herself to let it go.
>>62741159Hypocritical ho probably reads smut
>>62741132CARNIVALBROSTHE BUFFETS?
>>62741159>I fucking hate that I looked her in the eyes and lied.Lol faggot. Just lie but don't get caught. Simple as.How did you even get caught you absolute retard?
>>62741133Lol - dodged a bullet imo.>No you CAN'T watch porn>No I WON'T have sex with you>No you CAN'T tell me not to watch porn, that would be domestic abuse
>>62741118lol
Set a MUU buy limit at 27
>>62741159Why would you get married in the first place? Seems like you want to just fuck off and do your own thing, why drag someone else into that?
I deserve free money
>le no forward guidance maymay
>>62741170This
>>62741177
>>62741176Nigga 1 million Americans is like .3% of the population, what makes you think you are getting anything
>>62741182
>>62741100i wonder how that exit liquidity dude feels rn
>>62741133>hang ups on biologytell her to inform you every time she is 1+ week late, see how that goesit's my freedom to share with anybody i like about how and when i like to manipulate myself.if you nutty kids wanna play a game around that just make sure you both agree on the rules and play fair and you'll probably do fine.maybe you can get AI to custom you up auto-SMS solutions to tell her mother, her aunt, her boss every day about her period or something. have it make you plans to build a big 3x10 grid of buttons she has to press every morning she wakes up 1 week late or greater and push before her morning shit, which gets broadcast immediately. then she can shame you for wiggling your unit publicly. or whatever you wanna do, just work something out or don't
>>62741133this exact same thing happened to be in 2019you'll feel awful for the next 2 months and then you'll get over it. you do not want to spend the rest of your life with a prude.
You're really expecting NBIS to have positive earnings after three years from now?
>>62741133Should have made her cum, she'd be perfectly obedient It's literally that easy
>>62741133Wow she sucks
>>62741184I don't qualify but I feel owed something.
Gonna take a nap. Watch my glass of GOOG for me while I'm gone, /smg/.
>>62741214then vote repubs for midterm and you get a 5k check
>mu slowly starting to tank a bitThis might be it guys, be ready to buy 10-15 min before close
>>62741182>>62741177>market sucks for a month>market prices in a hike for october 28th>coincidentally, mercury in retrograde begins on the 24th>coincidentally the market always goes down in the 2 weeks before the election>market sharts downwards, then recovers upwards in novembr just like in 2024
I have a business idea, its a fried chicken parlor called "Butt Lickin' Chicken"and you can either get a free biscuit with your meal or opt to lick a 300lb fat black womans anus who is working in the kitchen
WHEATBROS wtfwtalso corn???
>>62741109Republicans are already going to get raped, its 100% certain.
>>62741028Thank you anon.
>>62741218>congress could, possibly, work something outHeckin based
>>62741216schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop
>Call is scheduled to take place between Trump and Netanyahu in the coming hours regarding the FlyDubai incident - Israeli Channel 1430/09
AMD on its way back down so I can buy in (need 550 though)
>>62741216OH NO OH FUCK OH GOD
>>62741231Christ sake this fucking jew lover
>>62741219>This might be it guys, be ready to buy 10-15 min before closeFor the big dump back to 900 of course
>>62741232>news: amd is going down because nvidia exists or somethingWhat a cool market
>>62741173
>>62741241
>>62741233no worry bro, I swept some klarna from the public toilet, he won't notice the difference
>>62741177They skipping oct the back at it on nov/dic ?
>>62741233
From the previous thread.>Today's Vibrational Numbers: 49/4>Hard Work and Passion will Bring Stability... the shadow is Rigidity and War will bring Exhaustion and Pain.>Attack your work with Passion today and stable gains may be yours but if you are overly rigid and stir conflict you will end up with Market Fatigue.>Today's tarot - Nine of Wands!>"It would be very easy to give up at this point. However you're so close to your goal! Don't be defeatist this Wednesday. Force yourself to have one last go, one more attempt, one more day of trying. You'll be so pleased that you did, as success is so much nearer than you think."
I'm buying 4 shares of O a day until its above 60
>>62741216>>62741246It's fine
god damn every normal macbook air that I wanted to get is out of stock near me, no wonder that their shares are at ATH
>50k worth of PBR shares bought couple weeks ago yields about 2.5k gross yearly divvies>50k buys you some risk and 200 bucks per month for doing absolutely nothingstill blows my mind how the effort/reward is so completely skewed towards capitalists in current year>pic unrelated
>>62741256gay
>>62741245Odds are on 25 bp hikes in Dec, Jan, and March, though the odds for the March hike seem to be declining.>https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
>>62741246quickly, scoop it up and cum in it to replace the lost fluids
>>62741258>per month>he missed the annual ex dividend dateYeah you’re gonna be waiting til Christmas 2027 to get paid
>>62741263We just need a bad jobs report to save the market.
I'm shitting about 5x a day.
>>62741269Lay off the cow dung, Dupreet
>>62741264Good thinking, it's google so it's already 90% cum
>>62741266Fuck the Market. Higher Highs.
>>62741277Nah 7700 forever and ever
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASEI am up big (bigly) todayTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
>>62741269Are you italian?
>>62741294Proud of you
Is Google pumpimg because Gemini 4 launch is aproachong?Thats my theory at least.I have an intuition thats its gonna blow everyones brains out in some aspect and stock is gonna pump like crazy to ATH but thats just a gut feeling thing.
>>62741224owari da
>>62741269Does it get sore?
>US oil industry warns diesel prices will not return to normal for a year - FT
Do you like trains?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMlyz8eo9TI (live)
KEVINDEPLOY THE STRATO PUMP
what the hell is bussy nigga doing, shits on fire
>>62741326Burn it down!
MU SOON TO GO RED
>>62741326He forgot when Trump's the house, the house loses.
>>62741326
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>62741324BLACK WOMAN
What is this pattern called?
>>62741265I got a PBR divvy today and I haven't held it in a few months and I've got another divvy pending for December. what a fucking goated stock
People are just throwing bonds into a dumpster fire at this point. I'm buying bonds to wipe my ass with in the recession kek.
>>62741295Yes actually
>>62741350Blowoff top
>>62741350Well look at the time.
>>62741350The Hammock
>>62741358this. they already have the divvy recorded and they are selling the bottom like idiots.
>>62741350> Everyday on /smg/, people talk about high yields, but the VIX is low and both QQQ and SPY remain cool and stable.I am tired of this narrative
>3 HOURS UNTIL MICRON EARNINGS
>>62741350its called the "stay and goon in bed">pic highly related
>>62741324Whoa slide forward seats
>>62741324
>>62741350It's called the bond market not being impressed by Trump cooking the PCE numbers>Barclays analysts also noted that recent methodology changes in calculating PCE by the Bureau of Economic Analysis also contributed to a lower reading.
>>62741373>tech nigger debt bubble masking 80% of the indexs being raped as fuck and at quarterly/yearly lows while the government says "diesel is fucked for a year" and the bond market rugs outyeah dude everything is cool just gamble on micron with 100x leverage
>GREAT PCE>FALLING INFLATION>MORE BOND BUYBACKSWHO IS READY FOR THE GOLDEN BULL RUN?
>>62741380>the faggots are changing stuff againlmao
>>62741326We just hit 5.2 a few days ago, I don’t think it’s possible to stop this train crash at this point. By the end of October the rates will be so bad that the US will have to turn on the printer and go through hyperinflation to fix it.
>>62741382I was just saying that you shouldn’t treat your trading counterparts like idiots.
>>62741391>and go through hyperinflation to fix it.wot
>>62741393We're all idiots, anon. No one here is above or below the other. We are all equally retarded.
MY PUTSLOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BEAUTIFUL PUTS
>A Senior Political source on the attempted attack on a flight from Dubai: The terrorist wanted to undermine the Abraham Accords. - Channel 12 Newshe probably said that out loud while being recorded
