that's itI WILL GO OUT SOLO DOWNTOWN TO THE HOTTEST NIGHT CLUB IN MY CITY TONIGHT I WILL LEAVE AND GET ON THE SUBWAY AT 10 PM I WILL NOT SPEND ANOTHER FRIDAY ALONE WITH YOU NIGGERS
>>62749143niggers irl are worse than niggers on here, godspeed nigger
>>62749148well im tired of sitting inside im just gonna stand in the corner of the club head nodding while drinking some margs for like 2 hours and come home
>>62749152pro-tip; buy some of those $1.99 shots from the gas station of tequila for your margs
>>62749143Make sure you poop before you leave you maverick
>>62749143Pro tip: If you go to the club, just start dancing alone in the middle of the dance floor and women will come up to you and start grinding on you. Don't take yourself too seriously and have a good time and you'll probably get laid, financially speaking.
i've done this twice in my life, it was just depressing. Being lonely and having no friends is such a miserable experience.
>>62749246how do I dance? do I just start twerking
>>62749251Just start moving around rhythmically to the music, you don't need any sick breakdance moves or anything.
>>62749251>>62749255
>>62749143>>62749246>>62749251This whole thread is some variation of psyopI see you glowies
>>62749143op morrissey wrote a banger about a dude like u>There's a club if you'd like to go>You could meet somebody who really loves you>So you go and you stand on your own>And you leave on your own>And you go home and you cry>And you want to diehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnpILIIo9ek
>over over>Lat. 35,00532688, long. 38, 087329753Homes north fren
>>62749246If you have drugs also to offer the women then you will definitely get sex. Club women love cocaine
>>62749302Um, that's just a random dirt road in the middle of the desert in Syria.
>>62749143have fun drinking alone in a corner looking at the non autistic people
>>62749143Here's a pro tip from an old fag kid: "hot night clubs" are gay and will never be fun and will never leave you feeling satisfied. You need to find an a really good girl and start a family with her, thats the only thing you need. And start going to church, theres a reason all the old guys give this same advice. Weve tried it the other way and have even seen it kill some of our friends and leave others miserable and alone
>>62749152did you slay that punan?night clubs are not where you score puna. you have to go to bars and cocktail lounges. approach tables with only ladies sitting around. they will execute you a few times, sure, but every time they will acknowledge the balls it took to approach them. > sooner or lateryou will WAGMI
>>62749247If you live in a city, just sign up for a bar crawl or bar meetup and pretend to be a tourist like everyone else there. Or even better, actually travel somewhere and do it there. Consider it practice. If you sperg out and embarrass yourself you can just walk out and you'll never meet any of those people ever again
>>62749143Dancing is cringe, fake and gay.
>>62749143How was it OP?
>>62749302>>6275166525.7827° N 80.1406° W
>>62749152Hope you did it anon. I dig your approach. Something interesting will happen eventually
