If someone gave you 250k tax free how would you invest it?
If I didn't own a house, I'd buy a house. Then invest my excess income from a position of safety.If I did own a house, I'd just split it evenly between Bitshit, gold and an SP500 index fund
all in MSTR
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>>62750063All in SCHD.
>>62750063Two chicks at the same time
>>62750080>not understanding that this is a reason to buy itngmi
>>62750072you cant buy a house with jus 250k and you would take a mortgage at the highest rates we have had in decades
>>62750063No strings? A pre-owned car!!!
>>62750088Marry your house. Youre not married to the mortgage. Candyass.
150k invested across investment accounts including pension10k to clear denbts60k fixing up my house as the housing market is going to shit the bed and it isn't going to be worth moving anytime soon20k upgrading my stuff to last me the next 5-10 years (Phone, computer, etc)10k cash as I currently have zero emergency fund
Some stocks
>>62750063splurge everything invest nothing
>>62750158>Pick (2)1. BTC2. BTCps. you are an altjeet
>>62750158>investing in shitcoins in 2026lol. lmao, even.
>>62750158Sell me on moonbeam
>>62750063>tax freeso they're giving you $400k and paying the taxes so there's $250k leftI guess I would just roll it into a new IRA and pretend it wasn't there while I continue looking for jobs.
link (ticker: LINK)
>>62750063500 chicken jockey plushies.
Open brokerage account. Recommend Schwab or Fidelity.All into their MMF for 3.5% interest.Use up the entire buying power + 50% more of the balance in the MMF as collateral for selling puts on blue chip stocks.
>>62750063250k on LCX
>>62750063all in PEPE
>>62750063give me 250k and I'll show you faggot.
>>62750133 >10k to clear debts >10k cash as I currently have zero emergency fund >60k fixing up my house as the housing market is going to shit the bed and it isn't going to be worth moving anytime soonaz>20k upgrading my stuff to last me the next 5-10 years (Phone, computer, etc)>150k invested across investment accounts including pensionProbably a lot of people need to do this here, maybe in a different order . Pay yourself first, and the bankers last.
>>62750063fanduel
>>62750063SpaceX, ROBT etf, OpenAI and Anthropic when they go public
>>62750063125k on Black and 125k on hookers
It's amusing seeing anon answer this seriously, like 250k would somehow change their whole life.[spoiler]I'd do exactly what I'm doing now, just 250k more on the pile.[/spoiler]
>>62750063report to the irs and pay taxes on it
>>62750063Balls deep on a random jeet shitscoin.
>>62750087> record of the past is a prediction of the futuredurp!
>>62750063One full bitcoin and the rest into the S&P.
>>62750063as opposed to what? spending it all right away or holding it in cash which is losing value faster than i can walk.
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>>62750063all in on human traficking
>>62750063Probably would put it into short term bonds as I take multiple weeks trying to figure out what to do with it.I'm not in a position to see 250k anytime soon, if ever, so it's not a scenario I've accounted for. In other words, no idea, would spend weeks thinking about it.
Nobody is ever going to just give me moneyit seems to happen with everybody else though. Everyone else around me is getting thousands, hundreds of thousands, or even millions from their parents. Whether it was given to them, or they inherited it. I've ever had that. Every dollar I have, I made myself.
>>62750103>Hurr just date the rate and marry the houseRates are never coming down again genius.
>>62750063US treasuriesshort-term for now, then long-term as rates continue to climb
did 50k on vacations and then 100k lost to gambling and stupid shit kept the rest to neet
