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So earlier on in 2026 there was a lot of wrench attacks happening on crypto millionaires in France.
How do we up those numbers? What can be done to increase the number of wrench attacks happening to crypto subhumans, specifically whales? Not for any personal profit, just to get them rekt.
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>>62753323
sicko
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>>62753323
the big ones are more expensive and there's more sizes because it's metric I think, so our intrepid entrepreneurs get buyer paralysis trying to guess the right mm to optimize the bitcoin payout from these walking pinatas

somewhat related,
garcon, if you Zoom in to school tomorrow because yours is on fire, you're a scab and a cuck. Zoom is not real school and is completely shitty. Compelling screen use is abuse. It does not continue the public service. It's worse than unstructured play outdoors. They could have forced internet audio conference calls for decades and never did. Why you, why now.
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Apparently the french wrench attacks happened because someone bribed a government worker lady with just €50k to leak crypto tax filings in France. That's pennies.
Now under new EU law all countries require crypto holdings to be reported to EU governments. If it just takes 1 bribe to some low ranking government worker, surely we'll see a massive flood of wrench attacks on crypto subhumans in 2027 all over Europe, right?
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>>62753370
chainlink fixes this
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Also, as a side note, whoever paid the office lady $50k bribe collected over $124 million. What ROI is that? Factor in the $5 wrench.
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>>62753359
>optimize the bitcoin payout from these walking pinatas
It's just the new crypto mining.
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>>62753323
Promote ledger harder!
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>>62753370
>happening to crypto subhumans
conducted by subhumans. use your brain dufus, you wont see the money once your melanin misaligned friend gets his paws on it
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>>62754042
I just really want crypto whales to be tortured to death. I know it's a very bad goy thing, but oh well, everyone has their kinks. Sowwy!
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This is why whenever people ask me about crypto I say "Oh, I read it's some Elon Musk scam" and keep my wallet out of sight.
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>>62754069
If you're a smol player, not a whale so like 0 - multiple millions, I wish you all the best.
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>>62754052
cryptowhales are the bad goys thoughbeit, you low iq brown subhumans are the perfect kike puppets even when you're deceived to think you oppose them
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>>62754148
I just want cryptowhales to slowly die in pain. They've really earned it. I don't care about their pretend beef with wallstreet fat cats.
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>>62753323
the number of brutal torture inflicted to attackers is also on the rise, you don't hear about that in the news
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>>62758163
Sauce?



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