Baguette edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62754249
nooo we can't go down one bit, we have to wait til the midterms, no matter the circumstances nooo
>>62754839>we have to wait til the midtermsAOC PLS!
MY PUTSLOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY PUTS
I'm up pretty good but without AMD I would be slightly negative on an all time level because of a couple retarded plays that went to zero. I can't think too much about it otherwise I might throw up.
>>62754834Guess there really is a Protestant work ethic.
HOLY FUCK!I'M 3€ FROM BREAK EVEN!ONE LAST PUSH PLEASE!
>Iran shit on top of the pastaAre you serious, you fucking muslim sandnigger piece of shit?
>€
I sold ATM calls + puts on RAM.How bad is it, doc?
>>62754849I DID IT!I'M POSITIVE!I'M MAKING MONEY!
>>62754848Mace Dindu
lmao>I better buy SPCX todayloooool
>>62754864
anyone that says money doesn't solve all your problems is coping.
>>62754834Up 4k on Bayhorse this morning! 2022 says hello.
Hold on to your cock and balls because there might be a big KLAR short squeeze coming up this week.
>>62754866Give it a rest, dude.
>>62754843
>>62754869it solves most problems, cant cure agressive lukemia, your wife leaving you, your son going trans, and like Homer said to Mr. Burns "no body loves you no body loves you"
>>62754876it solves all REAL problems
>>62754866T-slurs don't even try anymore. They just post the 10 year rates and then cry that they're not allowed to masturbate in women's restrooms anymore.
>>62754848>Irish and Spanish not White
>>62754876Did they kill off Smithers?
>>62754880>not alloweda bull masturbates wherever he pleases
>>62754881according to the bond market they're not but France is even less so.Greece is on their way to whiteness albeit slowly
>>62754888bond market is more correlated with ability to organize grand strategy happenings than it is to whiteness of the country. America is the blackest most nigger country on earth but we have the most glowniggers that can suicide Boeing passenger planes on command if necessary
>>62754888Alexander is rising. Long gay sex.
Anyone slurping non spacex space stocks today, they're all down
>>62754892>ability to organize grand strategy happeningsyeah and only white people can do that
Finland might be one of the whitest countries in the world and it has brown unemployement rates
Madness!
>>62754870
>>62754893kek
holy shit, bussy status? oil is fucking down, wtf is going on, can they print some fucking oil already
>>62754878my richest buddy is lonely.. hes a medical dr and just shows up at peoples houses uninvited. literally no one loves him so hes middle aged acting like a 10 year old trying to find a friend in the neighborhood. His fiance just left him too and told him to "marry his money" lolYou NEED money but it will not solve your problems
Oh Wow European stocks are in the dirt right now.Some people say America is broke and yet their stocks are pumpimg like crazy something strange is happening.
>>62754866so what you think spcx will going down?
>>62754897jews did 9/11
>>62754902I figure 50/50 it goes go zero or pumps. Its just the upside outweighs the down side so its an asymmetrical bet.The fact I could buy 1.7m shares so easily does concerning me though...
Line go UP! :DDD :P
>>62754907Look at EUR/USD exchange rate noob.
I'm waiting for the pullback that will never come. It's over.
>>62754907shorting europoor banks might be a trade of 2027
>>62754910says al Qaeda
>>62754899Who in their right mind would want to work?Also unemployment stat is fake and gay, look at total labor participation rate.
>>62754910Grow up
>up 8 grandmeh>chicken thighs on saleecstatic
>>62754917>>62754919looks like i struck a nervebin laden isn't white either
>>62754916I heard the German bankruptcy chart is insane. The wildest part being people talked about how big it was getting 6 years ago and half a decade latter its still growing and by a lot.Throw it retard populists winning. Not a bad play.
>>62754881Thats the italian flag.
>>62754919>haha we just weren't in the office that day goyim>stop noticing that ghislane maxwell hired a construction crew to put explosives in the buildings did you know in the Epstein trial they released everything except for the years like 1999-2001 from Epstein's emails. they literally hid everything he talked about from those specific years. really jogs the noggin they could talk about stuff before and after but those specific years just 100% forbidden not even redacted shit released
>>62754848Who sneaked Finland into the top
>>62754925>looks like i struck a nerveNah. You said something stupid, and I replied because I'm bored.
>>62754926what is a "populist" and where did they assume control?
>>62754928>haha we just weren't in the office that day goyimLink me a single source.
>>62754928They probably just lost it from the Y2K bug
>>62754932Thats the heir of the Roman Empire
>>62754928>hired a construction crewwhy nobody is interviewing those guys then?surely if we can find all these details, we can find those guys and ask what about they did
>>62754937>oy vey we are such blessed people to move our headquarters just two weeks before the attackwhy the fuck did building 7 implode too Jew? why can we still not talk about it 25 years later
>>62754926look at this fucking chart, only risk is ECB bailout imo, but they did not bail out greek banks, private bond holders were rug pulled
>talk about 9/11 and suddenly a bunch of 1pbti come crawling out of the woodworkso /biz/ is just actually full of jews? i thought we were all just having a laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT6WUlinGEA
>>62754942>why isn't the government doing a TRVTH about a domestic terrorism they sponsoredthe same reason they told you about how horrible pearl harbor was after letting it happen to sacrifice lives to moloch
>>62754943>>627549379/11 is Rosh Hashanah. It’s a holiday and no, they didn’t go to work that day. Amateurs the both of you…
i may have a QTEXgasm at this rate
>>62754951It's not always on 9/11. In 2001, it started on the 17th.
>>62754945Useful idiots or glowies. Regular jews don't care.
>memory crashes when wdc crashes>when wdc pumps, memory does not pumpDo I have to 'get on the news' meeting mr. griffin face to face to force them to stop short selling stocks which should obviously be higher or something
>>62754906retard
>>62754959
>>62754951>Rosh Hashanah in 2001 began at sunset on Monday, September 17, 2001, and ended at nightfall on Wednesday, September 19, 2001>>62754943They ended their lease in April and 200 kikes died in 9/11 but whatever. I know a bunch of Anons made bank off Zim here so good! Besides you won't do shit goyim!
>>62754945/biz/ has basically been dead since 2024 (thanks anny) with a ton of VOOmers, shills, jeets and bots making up the 'userbase' to waste your time.
>>62754959they figured out goyim were tard maxing SOXL so now they like to randomly pick 50% of the chip companies to be green and 50% to be red so SOXL has 0.00% days while goyim pay 1% management fees
>>62754928Not a good look manDo better, be better. This kind of vile antisemitic shit rots the soul.
So many hostile people on this thread. I assume it's a sign that people are losing money. Sad to see, but it is what it is. Everyone is so worked up.
>>62754964Sounds like we need WAY more jews.
>yieldsIs this OK?
>>62754966Would you call it... >Vile Shlomo?
>>62754948>be terrorist>hate jews and americans>spend the last decade threatening them>do numerous attacks in the middle east and africa to fuck them over>threaten them again>finally destroy the symbols of their might and riches(owned by a jew ofc)>its was le inside job guyz!
>>62754966>stop talking about themno fuck you noseberg. I hope hell is real just for your tribe to rule there in the afterlife too
>>62754961no body loves you lol
>>62754970>>62754972Remember what happened last time someone tried to harm the Jews? Gaza is uninhabitable. Good riddance and you should be careful.
>>62754969Nah, but wake me up at %6.
>>62754971>19 saudis hijacked planes so we need to kill carpet bomb afghanistan and Iraq because they are working on nuclear weaponsgood goy
>>62754969Hwhat do you think smigger?
>>62754906>my richest buddy>does nothing but shit talk him>says no one loves himLmao some fuckin friend you are, faggot.
>>62754978Not Abu Samra from Cigarettes!
Anyways.GRRR is starting to plumb monthly lows again. Might be a good time to accumulate, I'm definitely tempted to add to my stack.
>>62754938I'm in SOXS right now.
>>62754978damn jews are ruthlessI admire their resolve
>>62754985>GRRRposting
>>62754980A zoomer who wasn't even alive wrote this, lol.
>>62754985Lower than Klarna again, huh? Let's see who wins this time.
>>62754988>>62754978this is why catepillar stock pumped this year btw.CAT is the best performing military stock in disguise.
>>62754978I heard its raining in tel aviv...>Why is my laptop getting hotter?
>>62754983Glad you caught it too. Serios inferiority complex going on.
Why is Germany considered to be in trouble but Greece is considered to be fine when German bonds are okay and french bonds are in trouble?
>>62754964at least /smg/ is more alive than it used toduring the last crypto bullrun it was 100% jeets shilling their rugpull tokens
BBWI +9%I trimmed half so it will probably go straight to 20
I am very excited about this new dashboard, it's a deployment monitor
SPCE is not extra spacex. If I want to order sides its on a different menu
>try to invest for the first time>a million different stocks>bonds, options, futures, etfs, shorts and another dozen words I don’t understand>20 different brokers>half a dozen different account typesHow do you smiggers deal with this shit? I haven’t even started and I feel overwhelmed
>>62754992If you believe the (((analysts))) both stocks are below the expected price. klar is riskier imo, it has work to do in convincing goyim to get more debt>>62755001German economy is super exposed to energy prices, and has growing structural issues from years of libtard management. And unlike France or Britain (or Italy, to a lesser extent), they don't have a big financial/luxuries sector to help paper over any gaps
>>62755011That's the narrative but the bond market doesn't agree with you.
>>62755007Robots so far on paper accounts
>>62755010Start small and try things out. Or even start a fake paper trade account. Just remember that you won't feel any of the real fear and greed you'd do in a real money scenario.
wisekey is now WQEY and traded on the nasdaq
>>62754994>>62754995notice how the jew immediately went full mask off when you didn't fall for its appeals to morality
>>62755010just do it
>>62755010>How do you smiggers deal with this shit? Booze, prostitutes and gambling.>I haven’t even started and I feel overwhelmedThe ride never stops. Welcome!>>62755020I always (((notice))).
>>62755020you don't get it bro they NEED to exterminate every Muslim it was promised to them in a dream
>>62755011do german cars not count as luxury?
>>62755010Just buy VOO and be really obnoxious about how it's the safest option
>>62755027VOO is connected to US bonds.So safe? Not really.
>>62755007>>62755014>goyim labs
>>62755026Only in eastern europe and those guys buy used ones.
Friendly reminder this is local stock market bottom.
>>62755033what about china? i thought german car companies' whole business model rested on selling expensive shit to rich chinks
>>62755025Why are you simping for disgusting muslims you putz?
>>62755026Hey Germany's 30 year yield is under 3.9%.Germans are doing better than every country in europe if you look at their bonds. There's plenty of doomers but it's less doomed than any country out there. Especially Japan and america.
>>62755026No, with the exception of Porsche (and even then only some models) they're upper middle class cars (or balkan/eastern euro immigrant diaspora cars)
>>62755037a Muslim never called me goyim
>>62755028Nigga the bond market is retarded and has given you a gorillion+1 reasons not to invest in VOO the last 10 years if you choose to believe in it and you'd have been outperformed by every sub 70 IQ retard that just buys it whenever they have a few extra dollars in the bank.Bondbaggies are fucking retards.
>>62755010Welcome aboard. I recommend just parking your monies in VOO or similar while you learn things. No reason not to>>62755026German luxury cars are a small part of the market. Peanuts compared to something like lvmh
>>62755042yeah they call you kafir instead which is the exact same thing
>>62754916This is my feat as Europoor. Onve the markets adds the things in EU it will result in a biblical level financial happening.>EU’s stability built on debt starting with the disaster in Greece in 2009>All the billions and billions of gibs to Ukraine despite being heavy in debt alreafy.>National rules about budget deficits and incurring debt are plainly ignored.>Austarity measures will lead to massive riots.>The most indebted countries are locked in Euro currency. Financial tools like inflating the debt are locked(for now).>Poor integration of immigrants have lead to increased rates of chimp outs.>Skilled workforce leaving the continent.>Political instability. The radical left want to nullify some of the bonds and debt. The right wants to cut deal with the Russians(any hope of Ukraine victory lost and all the gibs go down the drain).>Add on top energy crisis and rising rates.Idk what to do but I think it’s certain at this point the EU will implode. France is the catalyst.
>>62755010Open a book. Avoid robinhood. Check out Schwab, Fidelity, or IBKR. If you go with Schwab, use thinkorswim. You can open accounts with all of them though. Start off with a cash account. Get books related to technical and fundamental analysis. Learn how to read financial reports. Avoid options for now. Or don't. But remember, the first one is free.
>>62755045a Kaffir is an atheist. anyone can be a kaffir. its not comparable to goyim
lmao just pump all day (again)
NIGGERS
>>62755052>I keep posting >Bussyant and the 10 year bond chart but the markets keep going up and the euro keeps crumbling to the USD how do I make it stop!?!Lmao. The absolute state of the europoors here.
>>62755046I just hope the eurozone implodesa single currency is economically retarded
>>62755051isn't that some kind of yogurt?
>>62755057based
>Donald J. Trump>@realDonaldTrump>3m>What's driving up Gasoline is no longer the Strait of Hormuz, because Record Numbers of Barrels are coming out now on an almost daily basis, but the word, "Refineries," where Russia's are being blown up by Ukraine, and where ours are being closed up, in Blue States, like California, by the Dumocrats. President DONALD J. TRUMP>not my fault the war I said I'd end in a day is going on for 1 1/2 more years
>62755066Isn't promising money for votes illegal in the US?
>>62755020i dont get it, you mean wasps americans dont want to fuck over the middles east if were for the jews?also>spcx chud vs bond incels
>>62755069nothing is illegal for the president. all they can do is pretend like they would impeach him (they wont). the dude can just keep shilling dog coins and giving stock tips to his son for the next 2 years and you better believe that's a good thing because
>>62755069I guess we better lock up all the Dumocrats who promised slavery reparations boss.
>>62755010Be careful here. Way too many people that are angry at the world and they want you to lose as much money as they do everyday.
>>62755046Russian or jeet. 100%.
>>62755070americans want oiljews want dead goyim
>>62755075what is a 'reparation boss'
all of my SPX drawings and object tree have vanished from tradingview overnight
>>62755082>all of my SPX drawings and object tree have vanished from tradingview overnightYou gotta pay for tradingview, brother.
>>62755079The type of comment one makes when he can't disprove a single point
>>62755069He promises an equal stimulus payout to everyone, basically an introduction of an equal policy. The "dumocrats" will get it too.
Anon in previous thread stated he's gonna wait for PBR to trade at $10 per share for it to be a buy.
>>62754965So I should buy the red ones because they will turn green and sell the green ones because they will turn red?
>>62755066DEMOCRAT HOUTHIS JUST CLOSED A VALERO REFINERY WITH RULES AND REGULATIONS>>62755089lmao
How will take-two fare after the launching of GTA 6?
>>62755082Jot down your observations in a spreadsheet. Print out your charts.
>>62755088whats the point of promising it after midterms? you can just vote democrat and you will get paid out anyways
i'm making some money today
>>62755088Equal? We don't like equal. That sounds communist
>>62755050> Get books related to technical and fundamental analysis. Learn how to read financial reports.Why would anyone bother with this shit? Just put 70% of your money into VOO, 30% into QQQ and you're going to outperform 99.9% of all active traders without any of the stress and effort. Even Warren Buffet only outperformed the S&P500 while he had insider info.
>>62755093During the covid era gamedev stocks would dump on release, much like some companies do on good quarterly reports. I don't know what the magic pattern is now though.
>>62755087He's also a 1pbtid which only further proves my point. I don't need to disprove shit to a shill/bot.
>>62754906 see >>62755094
>>62755096He wants to appeal to your better nature. You should vote republican because it is objectively the morally right thing to do, not because you are getting a short term financial benefit from it.
Klarna?
>>62755102he might be a 1pbtid but everything he said about the EU is correct
>>62755100Microtransactions with the upcoming online version is guaranteed billions
>>62755095This. Bic pens come in multiple colors and you can get a wooden ruler at the supermarket even for way less than a TV.
I have two questions 1 where is Smigstradamus2 I happen to have 87% of my portfolio in one stock. It happens to be a stock I feel the most comfortable holding. And the one I feel gives me the highest chance of gains based on my current judgement. If I sell some of it I feel like I'm making a poor decision. Is this safe?
>>62755099Okay anon. See you in 30 years.
>>62755104>the red Jew lovers are better than the blue Jew loverslook I would even keep the Mexicans if we could deport the jews
>>62754834jvpiter sisters ...
>>62755106oh and it's not that you don't need to disprove him, it's that you can't
>>62755081I don't know boss.
>>62755105
>>62755106Do you support the russia?
>>62755110What do you mean? The longer the time horizon the less likely you are to outperform the S&P500 with active trading. It's fairly easy to do in the short term, but over 30 years it's almost impossible.
>>62755066>record barrels are coming out now on an almost daily basisSomeone tell crude oil markets because they apparently don't know this
>>62755117No, I don'tBut not supporting Russia doesn't make me blind to how retarded european finances are if that was your point, Russia is a third world brown shithole and we shouldn't compare ourselves to them
>real estate
They got my boy Andrew :(
test
>>62755119nigger they blew up the places they take the barrels to
>>62755118Hmm? Oh, I was referring to your VOO/QQQ strategy. Link below is just buy and hold with 10k, no regular contributions. Feel free to adjust.https://testfol.io/?s=6XjJhIdEeU1
I am making a lil bit too much money. This is not sustainable.
>>62755125failed
>>62755082oh jesus christ almighty most of them just returned
Unibrowsisters, let's buy some cheapy Turkish stocks!
>>62755125Congratulations you've got AIDS
>>62755120Alright then. You're not wrong regarding Europe's finance policies, but anyone listing supporting ukraine as a wrong choice should immediately be outed as a jeet/russian shill.
>>62755133And it isn't.Your retail strat hasn't cracked the secret to financial markets, especially if it's directional. If you are long (or short) something and it's going up right now, it'll eventually stall and go down.Otherwise what you invested in will 20x in no time.Compound works like that.
>>62755141I agree
>>62755066half of the closures were in red states btw lmao, diaper donnie refuses to repair the infrastructure, because that's socialism or something, makes them run at 100% capacity until they explode (it's not recommended to run them above 70%), also ignores the part that different refineries are built for different types of crude, and if they're not getting the type of crude that comes from the middle east then they just have to close, and that's obongo's fault lmao
>>62755134>>62755140kek maybe not aids but I am still losing money on SNXX>anon was getting a connection errorthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62755124he got shit canned because his name is LEFT not RIGHThe should change his last name to andrew WRONG
>>62755130that would make crude prices go down not up RETARD
>>62755141>but anyone listing supporting ukraine as a wrong choice should immediately be outed as a jeet/russian shill.What if I just hope both sides have a good time?
>>62755141Supporting Ukraine is a retarded choice thoughbeit. Throwing euros and pounds into a bonfire to support American foreign policy goals isn't a good thing for Europe
>>62755151they are going down?
>>62755109Smigstrodamus is going on vacation until the market bottom (6 weeks)
>>62755156>futuresnigga are we in /pol/ or /biz/>>62755141got my issues with russians too but I do absolute hate hohols and am glad they're going extinct, now if only russia could erase baltcucks too, that would be the best day of my life
>>62755155keeping Russia out of Europe is also European foreign policy even more so than US oneAmerican realists don't give a shit if Russia occupied half of Europe again if they got to occupy the other half
reminder - thursday to friday is when to buy spcx as it's the unlock day on friday
>>62755109If you are sure of it being a winner but just don't like the fact it's 87% of your port just keep it but buy other stuff with the next however many paychecks/funds you want to diversify to a level you like
>>62755109>1 where is SmigstradamusThis nigga's been wrong 6 out of 10 times, why take him seriously?
I’m noticing nigbis is down today should I slurp ?
>down 12% so far in GRRRGRRR bro explain
>>62755175>GRRR>>62755170>Smigstradamus (formerly GRRR shill)
>>62755174I bought them when they were at 40 and sold after they went to 20 a few weeks later. now they are at 230. fuck this gay shit.
>>62755163Nigga we already occupy the whole of your retarded continent. We started this war to cuck Russia out of having the Ukraine and you out of having access to Russian resources, and managed to get Hans to foot the bill anyways
>>62755174I slurped some NBIL. I'm hoping for a quick 5-7% by the end of the week.
>>62755180Let me know what else you’re selling next time so I can buy it.
>>62755180Yeah can I subscribe to your newsletter?
My oil shorts, jesuschrist. Nothing like a good taco monday. Thank you, Mr. Trump. Fuck all haters, all nay sayers and all those suffering from TDS.
>>62755174French rioting is getting closer to the Bridgestone facility NBIS wants to turn to a data centerBEARISH
>>62755181>t. Petyr Smith from Ohio oblast>>62755152Chat, is this real?
>hits 212>random retard hitpiece comes out about how openai is still using the nvidia gpus they already bought>indian cfo announces he is hitting the market sell button>drops to 165 in a day>(((altman))) says actually they are using openai>runs back up to 182This shit is so fake, gay and manipulated.
>>62755187Amazon had data center bombed by Iran in the middle east and then pumped 30%. getting blown up is bullish.
>>62755190This is why AI stocks are such a retarded treadmill. We had ONE month, April, of unquestionable AI stock pumping, and since then the idea we can recapture that magic is living rent free in people's head.
when france needs a bailoutthere won't be austerity like greecelolthey'll inflateGreece has actually been mega fuckeddecades of recession at this pointif they were in control of their monetary policy they could have inflated heir way out of debtby the way,this is what the rest of the developed world is going to do, including America. Only smaller countries in the EU won't be able to if they lose control of debt before Germany and France do. Because it's going to be all about austerity, and tighteninguntil it hits Germany and Francethen it's about inflating their way out of debt. It's 100% going to go like this.
PAWZ
this shit is going to 170+
>>62755193>the April pump was realthe April pump was all fed bags to distract from everything being on fire
>>62755194ETA 2 weeks
>>62755194No other eurozone country will accept 6% annual inflation to save France, sorry to burst your bubble
>>62755193and then there is the very fake and gay pumping of spcx because "maybe" they can make 100 billion "if" everyone buys starlink
>>62755200This will take yearsthe developed world has been sheltered from high inflation for a century.High inflation is the norm in the rest of world. Hundreds of countries are 10+% inflatation,Turkey for example, has 30% inflation.Don't be a bond bagholder.
I went into the screener and found a couple stocks that looked good, I bought them, and now I'm up $3.85
>>62755208>we have to have third world inflation so we can afford Jewish AI stocks>there is no other choice we need infinite debt to finance Jewish AI startupsgrim timeline. I hope it doesn't play out that way but it might.
>>62755175It's been in an descending wedge since mid-Aug, and it's unlikely to break out of that pattern until we get news, good or bad. The real action is late Q4/Q1 next year once the execution risk on their contracts goes down (and the risk of the jeet management retardedly issuing another spate of convertible bonds goes down, too)
>>62755193April to May was very rarethere's almost never a time when all the stars align and there's no more worries. Worry keeps the market healthy, and when it goes away the market runs out of control.
>>62755210Nice one anon. Now you can buy a McChicken.
>>62755220>no worryApril to May was MAXIMUM worry you fucking retard. that's why they printed so much money.Israel, US and Saudis were all actively bombing the fuck out of Iran and markets drilled to 52 week lows before the government turned on the "buy everything" machine and the Koreans and Jews followed it with 1000x leverage
>>62755225Damn I haven't had one of those in ages
>>62755087I've read the same doomer shit when it was Italy. Muh bankruptcy, muh it's joever 4 real, muh Monte Paschi Del Sienna bank is totally over, also of course it would mean the downfall of Deutsche Bank and Credit Suisse because [bullshit reasons but it's TOTALLY OVER trust us]Basically the usual ZiggseHedge fud. Always the same shit.
Why didn't they pump the yields earlier if it's so good for the market?
Nubank shoots up 14% after buying the dip. Go Brazil and your crazy election lol. Tnx for the profits.
>>62755212>>62755212It has nothing to do with AI companiesin fact, AI companies are slowing inflationbecause they're pushing interest rates up by taking debt at any price. That pushes up the interest rates that governments can borrow at.No this is the fault of people that voted for their governments. It's 100% the doing of the voting majority.If it were feasible for governments to cut to resolve the debt crisis, they would, but it's hugely unpopular.In America, they could cut Social Security and Medicare and the debt crisis could be resolved. That's never going to happen. So unless they can hit 20% annual GDP growth they're going to inflate.
>tfw underperforming the market todayfeels bad man
>>62755238>taking on debt at any price slows inflation>the government slows its spending when debt is more expensivelmao how far up your ass is your head that you can believe any of this bullshit you type. they are spending more than ever at higher rates (both the government and the private sector which isn't even private its just Donald Trump cherry picking which companies he wants to give a blank check to)
>>62755216Interesting, it's a miniscule part of my port so I might dca a bit
>>62755239It's over. You will never be a multimillionaire.
>>62755167This actually what I was thinking thank you broski
>>62755244>assuming that is their only account.
>>62755027This, but I cant emphasize this enough. Be REALLY obnoxious about it.
Is today green or red? I don't want to look it up and want to get all my news from /smg/.
>>62755043> the bond market is retarded and has given you a gorillion+1 reasons not to invest in VOO the last 10 years This Anon doesnt understand bonds, lol.
>>62754866nobody cares about boomer bonds bro, its all about stocks now!
wtfwt?!
>>62755255hyperinflation tech utopia pump and Brazilian market today bro. buy banana stands in the rainforest at 100x leverage they are electing a guy that was the last presidents son and he is going to change everything for real
>>62755242they ran the interest rate up from below 1%, to over 5%if these AI companies had never started borrowing, inflation would have been ever more out of control
Yea i’m breaking $300k this month, do I tell my parents? I’m a first gen immigrant.
>>62755255Bonds up, VOO up, oil down, Democrat sweep odds up.
>>62755265>I'm glad we increased the price of chips 500% it would have been really inflationary if we didn't buy everything on the market at any pricenigger what?
>>62755267You pay with that the 100k for your cousins' H-1B
>>62755261it ruined my day
>>62755276Supposedly Amazon and Microsoft said 25% of capex was just paying more for getting less.
boy I sure do like these gains I hope they don't all vanish and then some by friday
>>62755281ez fix lay off all the white engineers and hire h1b visa Indians you pay 30% less (give yourself a 5% raise with the extra incase you are confused)
>>62755275Im happy dems are gonna win, this admin has been horrible for your everyday investor.
>>62755285the everyday investor just hit an ATH today on their 401k in indexs that just keep retard pumpingdemocrats will increase taxes and give it to niggers while they get blamed for the bubble pop which they blame on the trump who blames it on biden
Crypto keeps dumping whenever US market opens. What are these boomers doing please buy more IBIT
>>62755292Yea but life doesn’t feel any better, shit was unironically better under obama than trump v2.
>>62755284Get out of here Asha. This isn't/v/.
>>62755296NOT WITH ISIS VIDEOS BLASTED 24/7 TO THE PUBLICYOU DON'T HATE OBAMA ENOUGH
>>62755296trump is just the shabbos goyim used to set up the crashouts. COVID first time and now AI bubble second term.the next batch of Democrats are going to Mamdani tier communists that might actually cause a lost decade when they double taxes and give it to unemployed Mexicans with face tattoos.
>>62754848Northern Italians are whiter than most northern euros though
>>62755105>>62754871Very low volumeSus pump
MU SISTERS WHAT THE FUCK
>>62755255Don't know about you but my port is 0.2% off of a new ATH
>>62755301>mi isis is SI pi
>MELIThat's a big pump.
So what yield do tbonds need to hit before we are officially at the point of no return and the we are all fucked? Shit looks grim.
>>62755317Bro...
>>62755265>>62755238Not wrong, but AI companies issuing debt represents fucking nothing anyway. It's peanuts. Rates are going up is because of one single thing, with one single root cause.And as said, that thing is inflation. Starting from energy. The one they don't tell you in the fake inflation numbers.
>>627553186.5 30 year. Could happen sooner but thats the for sure pain why own stocks threshhold.
If they hit 10% then people will start buying bonds instead of the sp500 because the rate of return will be too good to pass up.Stocks have always returned like 10%.
>>6275531815%, so we're only a 1/3 of the way there.
>>62755318>>62755323Greece's point of no return was 5%, and our current fiscal situation is worse than Greece's was when they had their sovereign debt crisis.
>>62755321So this is what Im wondering. If Trump fixes this through negotiations or invasion will it come off or does it now have momentum?
>>62755318Anon, we're already at the point of no return, and it doesn't come from bonds, for which they'll use le whatever it takes meme to buy debt and solve the problem in a single night.What you should look at is oil. No, not the fake paper one.It's so fucking over I don't even know where to start.
Bobros. Emergency status report.
you have to be a retard to invest in real estateI'm more bearish on real estate than any other industry. It make no sense to invest in it when you could invest in SP500 instead for higher return and less risk.I see the real estate industry like musical chairs. There's only so many people that are going to inherit real estate to keep the industry going. People that aren't retards aren't investing in it.The whole industry operates like it's 1850 stillarchaic process, everything about it is archaic. It's like bringing in a feudal economy to compete against a modern economy.It's propped up by local laws. And months or years to close a deal lolwhat a joke of an industrythe federal government should go in, and clean absolute house from out of control local governments.it's a blackhole drain on the economy. The whole industry doesn't belong in an economy in the 21st century.and by cleaning house, I mean giving real estate start ups free reign to do anything they want without getting hamstrung by local governments. If start ups were allowed to compete in real estate they'd slaughter the whole industry and cause an absolute bloodbath. but nooo noo no it's bad when corporations own housing lol
>>62755318US national debt multiplied by tbond yield => taxes collected is the exact moment the government is a farce and everything is over invest in canned beans and gunstaxes collected right now is like 6T a year and national debt is 41T41T x 0.055 = 2.255Thypothetically we could tolerate yields up to like 9% right now but as the debt grows the taxes will either have to increase or the yields drop. they will start WW3 or some shit before this happens though
>>62755326warren buffet is that you?
>>62755331selling the top boss, trust the plan
>>62755331hull pressure increasing
>>62755227>>62755220You are both correct. There was a high degree of caution in more prudent and institutional investors, whereas more speculative and retail investors saw the Iran war as a done deal, and their enthusiasm flowed into stocks.It is precisely in such discrepancies that unexpected, anomalous trajectories happen.
>>62755331Down 5% on my SQQQ. Still feeling comfy.
Retards ITT are still asking when is the point of no return, without realizing that we already passed it. There was a reason the last administration tried so hard to defend 5%.
>>62755334Thats the hilarious part. Raising taxes would fix everything from inflation to bonds but its not going to happen so...
>Target Dated FundsHow come these are so fucking pushed at work, huge scam when they start re-allocating to bonds. Why the fuck don't people ever pay close attention to their finances?
>>62755342You dumbass bears on here will post shit like:>Dude we're already past the point of no return. Hormussy. Interest rates. Bussyent. Israel has been using a machine to wirelessly transmit brown skidmarks into my underwear. No ummah ever called me a goyblin. SQQQ. EUR/USD. REITocaust, sexual dysfunction.And then wonder why people that just bought VOO are eating your lunch when it comes to returns.
>>62755349Numbers are boring. Nothing funnier than hearing poltards discuss the budget. They think they in a negro welfare state instead of a gerentocracy. Every time I post this numerically illiterate Anons say its fake.People just don't like numbers.
>>62755349because if you are 1 year away from retirement you would generally be happy to sit in bonds collecting 5% than gambling the ATH of an african man saying "money is worthless we are going to go to Mars"
>>62755353I look like that, and say those things and act that way.
>>62755353If yields go up, Stocks will rise up in returns as well. That what I suspect. I read a study most market hiccups only last for like 6 months to 1.5 years. So long as you have enough liquidity to survive those periods, you should be good.
>>62755356Disagree, I plan to Expatfire, the portfolio should be resilient enough to deal with a 25% drawdown year one.
>>62755358most people here are so leveraged in dogshit they post suicidal self harm cutting pictures on smg if QQQ drops 1% man
>>62755334Federal revenue is closer to $5T per year
>>62755001Germany is not considered to be in troublewho told you that?
>>62755283take profit?
>>62755361That cracks me upITS FUCKING DUMPING AAAAAAA>check port>up a tenth of a percent
>>62755011>>62755044french monkey detected
>>62755368it will n-word pump the moment I hit s*ll
>>62755369>WHY ARE WE SO RED TODAY>check everything is neon green except 200 p/e tech stocksmany such cases all of july
>>62755011Uk and Fance are basically bancruptwhat the fuck is this retared shit, you french donkey?
you knowwhilst you were chasing memory at the pico topbiotech ran up 100%
>>62755353>>62755358
>>62755373Do it.
>>62755381>whilst you were chasing memory>i studied the biotech
>>62755163Preventing the emergence of a rival autarkic superpower by keeping the industry and population of Europe separated from the resources of Siberia has been the central US foreign policy goal since the 1940s, and the whole political-economic architecture of Europe was structured to this end. Unfortunately it eventually backfired, because nowadays China has even more industry and population than Europe does, but it's too late to turn the Titanic.
Does Bussy have the most difficult job in the world right nao?
>>62755318market is shrugging it off babe. you've never experienced and economic boom and i don't think you even believe they are possible. keep your mind open though.
>>62755194>Greece has actually been mega fucked>decades of recession at this pointblatant liesGreece has one of the best growth in Europeand reduced their debtwhat are these retards even doing in this thread
>>62755382I just turned on bloomberg and saw this horse.
>>62755001>>62755039Germany is basically the only important country in Europeits the only reason this continent has still any relevance leftand yes, the bond market speaks vomues
>>62755393>shilling lab grown ???please tell me its mystery meat again. please tell me they are going to do AI mystery meat again to try to "beat inflation"
>>62755387lol noif you're studying and investing in biotech you better be a phd in some medical science or you're food for the people that know what they're doing, because you're going to be competing against firms with teams of the best medical analysists in the worldI just buy a biotech index
>>62755398They keep doing that shit TraxNYC does and undermines lab grown diamonds. Its the same fucking thing without the conflict.I think this coupled with gold going down is gonna make a lot of these (((influencers))) try to make the lab grown/lower karat shit seem like the viable (socially correct) option to keep pumping the price on the real shit and keeping their jewelry circlejerk going. Nothing new though.
>>62755264>>62755275>>62755311You gave me the confidence to check and I'm up €1,916.44 today so I might treat myself with a frozen pizza and diet coke!
>>62755392Americans are talking. They base their cosmovision on memes they see on /pol/ and on the stereotypes from the "diaspora" that lives in the US. You know, that crap about "I'm Irish, so I drink a lot of whiskey" but it's a dude with 20% native American DNA that was born in the US and has a great great grandfather who happened to be Irish
>>62755353Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHXhSQFyg9cand start being a bear>inb4 vidya95% of the video is not about vidya.
They call it a stock broker, not a stock richer. Think about it, kiddo.
>>62755393It starts with something like O so I believe it says "Customers eager for lab grown organs"
>>62755409No! Buy some chicken, make a salad. Go drink kombucha. You are better than Pizza and a Coke Anon.
>>62755419>Bling for a buck on lab grown organs>bedazzle your tits todaykek.
>>62755416>videogames aren't crashing because they're woke garbage>ITS THE GLOBAL ECONOMYlmao. Dilate. You can fix the games by pandering to my chudcel sensibilities until then I'm not touching them.
>>62755424when i went to the strip club on father's day there was a girl who had little jewels in her back dimples. i had never seen that before, it was really cute. she sat on my lap and gave me a free dance.
UKMTO published another slew of Hormuz incident reports today
>>62755426He already in the video says that the Chinks will survive for "different reasons" while showing shots of sexy girls thoughbeit
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>>62755443
>>62755431Ive seen picrel on a whore before, never the back dimples though. Nice.
>>62755431Charles used to say the same thing about the mouche on Henrietta's ass
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>>62755431imma sick the tick tokkers on you gramps, stay away from the young ladies
should i be buying MRNA in advance of the new black plague
I’m looking at Super Micro Computer and this is the best looking chart I’ve seen all day.
>>62755446>>62755443>>62755438>>62755452dude, give it up. Look at the volume. You gotta live with the market being fake. It's the only way to win for team red and the rich guys want team red to win for now
>>62755458
The edging IS crazy
>>62755452>Wagies will be told; "Sail through the strait even if you risk your lives ok" and they'll obeyWhat the fuck man
power hour please!!!keep crabbing upward!!!slow and steady pumping!!!kevin!!!
>>62755468yeah it's insane, they're a very legit company as in you actually see people using their products IRL.
>>62755420I had an interesting reply but 4chan thinks whatever I post is spam for some fucking reason fuck you hiroshimook.
>>62755473I don't get it...?
>>62755476But think of the hazard pay
what the fuck is happening with NVAX?
Everything's bullish, so why even sell?
>>62755503>>62755503>>62755503
>>62755501maybe I like paying taxes
>>62755373ok then just wait till it's -20% like last time?or sell a covered call on it if you seriously think you can get more out of it
>>62755482>very legit company>constant fraud lawsuits>class action lawsuits>higher ups being arrested every other year
>>62755456old niggers are stippers bread and butter dont deprieve both of what they wantyoure going to be an old nigger some day too so its best not to spread enviousness like your post
>>62755452At some point there physically won’t be enough tankers left to do the suicide runs after Iran blows them all up, right? Is bussyent able to print more tankers like he can print more oil?
>>62755538babe, exactly 0 tankers have been sunk and there are 9000 in the global fleet.
