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mucuna pruriens is such overhyped crap.
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>>>/fit/
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>>62756125
nope, some biztards were shilling this crap in here like it was the second coming of Jesus, they need to know what i think of their lil bean.
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No supplement will come close to eating meat and just working out, financially speaking
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>>62756145
>no fiber

Enjoy smelling like shit and colon cancer
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>>62756152
I didn’t say only meat fucking retard, it’s a post about vitamins/minrerals/supplements…you get that from meat, not vegetables, like you said, they pretty much only give fiber, holy fuck go back to the third grade and learn some context clues
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pill popping faggot
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>>62756110
>thing is overhyped
>i Am VeRy SmArT
THATS HOW YOU PROFIT FROM IT FAGGOT THIS IS FUCKING BIZ
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>>62756110
did you take b vitamins, tyrosine, electrolytes, and adequate carbohydrates with it? you have to support the conversion of the dopa in m.p. into dopamine or it's a waste
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>>62759687
You're literally meant to take it on an empty stomach, you faggot.
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>>62756145
When I was a sex addict I used to take zinc and horny goat weed, it used make my coom bleach white and extremely thick. I also used to do deadlifts 2x a week so mu cum shot out of my dick like a fire hose. Good times.
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>>62760808

The Great Zinc & Clown Circus Catastrophe"} LADIES, GENTLEMEN, CLOWNS, ACROBATS, AND ONE EXTREMELY CONFUSED MAN WITH A BARBELL—

WELCOME TO THE **GREATEST CIRCUS OF QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES ON EARTH!!!**

Back in my X-addict era, I was apparently running a one-man pharmaceutical circus out of a damp clown tent. Every morning I’d roll out of bed like a Victorian chimney sweep, swallow a suspicious handful of zinc, sprinkle in some horny goat weed like I was seasoning a cursed steak, and yell:

**“MAKE WAY! THE ENDOCRINE SYSTEM HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!”**

The ringmaster would blow a tiny trumpet. Three clowns would emerge from a barrel. One would be holding a clipboard labeled **“SCIENCE, PROBABLY.”**

Then came the deadlifts.

TWICE A WEEK.

Not once.

Not occasionally.

**TWICE.**

I’d approach the barbell with the confidence of a man who had never once consulted a qualified professional. The plates would rattle. The floor would tremble. Somewhere in the distance, a trapeze artist would whisper, “Oh no.”

**CLANG.**

I’d lift.

**CLANG.**

The clown orchestra would explode into action.

The tuba player would fall into a pie.

The ringmaster would scream, “HE’S ACTIVATED HIS LOWER-BODY BUFFS!”

And I’d stand there afterward, sweating like a malfunctioning fire hydrant, convinced I had personally discovered the lost athletic secrets of Atlantis.

Meanwhile, the horny goat weed bottle sat nearby like an evil little pharmacist:

**“You wanted optimization? YOU GOT OPTIMIZATION.”**

Was any of this scientifically coherent?

Absolutely not.

Was I conducting a peer-reviewed longitudinal study?

Also no.

Was I wearing tiny circus shoes while making wildly confident claims about supplements, gym training, and bodily fluids?

**YES.**

The final act involved me staring dramatically into a mirror while the circus announcer thundered:

**“BEHOLD! THE CONSEQUENCES OF UNSUPERVISED INTERNET RESEARCH!”**

Fireworks erupted.
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>>62760823
Nice
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>>62756110
i forgot to mention fucking coffee has more of an effect than this crap.
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>>62760830
what's nice about ai generated slop?
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>>62760874
It's the autism for me
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>>62756145
Not true
Most meat is poison with antibiotics and hormones
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>>62760823
slop posting nigger kys
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>>62756145
How do I profit off this.
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Ah I see you are too stubborn to learn how to improve your life. Good luck retard.
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>>62763624
Kys kike
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>>62756110
this is on par witht he AG1 bullshit. there is no magic pill. eat healthy, exercise and stay hydrated. 1 year of that and you'll be a new person
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>>62756152
Retard falling the for the fiber scam
>>62756110
Retard falling for the supplement scam
>>62763624
Probably shill but maybe retard that felt for the vegetarian scam
>>62756145
Yes but also you may have felt for the wokring out scam, because that is not healthy if you do it as much and hard as most people do it
But your point of meat is ok, i do think high quality fruit, fruit juices and milk products are needed aswell. Especially for the hydration. You are not a retard that felt for the "drink 2 lieter water a day" scam are you?
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>>62756324
>xou get vitamins and minerals from meat
wut?
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>>62772358
Yes lol. Are you a vegan who was in a coma since 2015 (when people were still thinking this due to media disinformation).
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>>62773131
there arent a lot of minerals and vitamins in fucking meat
where is the fucking magnesium in meat?
you utter liar
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>>62756110
if it worked it would be taken away from the goyim by making it prescription only or made illegal like agmatine in the EU despite being 100% safe
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You gotta invest in your health
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>>62773675
This
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>>62773147
Not a lot of vitamins in meat?
Hahaha what????
Meat is the most vitamin rich food. We cant even use the plant versions properly
For Minerals, meat absolutely does have magnesium. But plant foods, especially in liquid form are way better for minerals, i agree. That doesnt mean you should exclusively eat plants.



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