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...to make at least $61,026. How do you do it?

Preferably no selling your home or other valued personal possessions (cars, watches, electronics, etc) unless it becomes absolutely necessary.
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>>62756343
Steal
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>>62756343
invest into SPCX trust
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>>62756343
1k fund into daily spx options and win 100% 6 days in a row
if you dont even have that much then yeah go rob a bank
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>>62756357
How likely is this to backfire?
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>>62756343
Use AI to make a onlyfans slut, sell panties you wear to musk them up, onlyfans johns dont know any better
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E-minis
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>>62756343
how important is it for me to make that much in such a short amount of time? What for? If dirty money is ok, I'll probably just pay em cash. If it needs to be official, I would just sell some of my gold.
Advice for you:
>kneepads
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>>62756343
All in on red,
And again.
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>>62756343
I go to work at my job
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>>62756343
sell your kidney
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>>62756453
I'd only make $30k to $40k through paycheck deposits (after taxes) after 3 months, and much of it towards various monthly payments (mortgage, hoa, car, insurance, etc). The idea here is to make an extra 60k+.
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I go to work
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>>62756343
My take home is ~6500/2wks so uhhh work, invest it into SPYM and sell long dated covered calls
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Invest $30 in some really nice kneepads and then blow 3,053 guys for $20 each. You can blow six men per hour on average which means it'll take 509 hours. Split across 12 weeks that's 42.5 hours per week. Now that's with no breaks so it's tight but anon I believe in you. You can do it. Especially in the latter weeks when your bj skills are really good and you can make the guys finish faster.
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>>62756343
Easy if I work a lot of overtime. I used to make $80 an hour when I was still a wagie.
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>>62756481
get a better job
what you want is fundamentally wagecuck money on a wagecuck time scale
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Short AI before the Super Intelligence president loses the House and Senate in November.
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>>62756691
Any other suggestions? I have a job that deposits 5 to 7k every 2 weeks depending on overtime, but I'm looking for money to make on top of that.
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>>62756343
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Any suggestions aside from sucking cock?
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>>62757923
fellate men
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>>62756343
Open up a sexdoll brothel in your area
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>>62756380
in the same vein, pretend to be a no-ai furry artist. of course you use ai to do this. they pay a lot (allegedly(
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>>62757923
take it in ur ass
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>>62758286
Interesting. Anything else that doesn't involve providing sexual services to men?
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Sell my home
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>>62756343
>parents die
>son get inheritance
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>>62756343
Buy $5,883,442 worth of 3-mo US T-bills
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>>62758471
As long as you have a cock bigger than five inches (four, in some cases) you can make money providing sexual services to Asian women as their As long as you have a cock bigger than five inches (four, in some cases) as their https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicisbeo

You'll need to be exclusive other than your wife, and when they get bored of you you'll be paid about $450,000 to fuck off. The downside is that you'll be paying about $50,000 to make yourself available to them, wherever in the world they go: you'll be arranging the hotels etc. You'll also need to be discreetly good at managing her friends: they need to know have awesome your principal is in bed, without revealing anything. You'll also need to be reasonably good at deferring to her husband at social events. They're generally cucks, and get off knowing who of them is getting cucked hardest.
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>>62756343
Suck 33.9 men off daily, charge 20 bucks each

Thats 61026 in 3 months
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>>62756343
uhh borrow it
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>>62756343
ngl my first option, if I'm really desperate will be to sell something, I've already done that with my frogs to pay the rent once. I'm not as attached to my material possessions as I used to be
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>>62756343
Become a contractor and work for $800+ per day eg project manager
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Drug dealer
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>>62756368
Every time.
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>>62756343
Short BTC now. 100x leverage.
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>>62756368
100% if you do it
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>>62756343
Redeeming Google play cards.



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