neet edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62764086
i want to unexist
>>62764682imagine the smell
I want to die
First for all in various strikes far OTM SPY 1DTES
>>62764682>1350ms latency via Spectrum High Speed InternetsI hate everything about this southern rural shithole I live in.
BUSSY? THE OIL. BUSSSSSYYYYYY
>Iran StatusDEFEATED>Strait StatusOPEN
>>62764694Why do americans live in the south? why not just move? there's no border controls between states no?
>>62764689>>62764692please don't leave me bros
what about NAT
It's been two weeks btw.
Reminder that Monday is a US Paddy holiday so everything will massively be green on Tuesday.
>>62764702Just 2 more weeks!
>>62764689>>62764692
>>62764702Two more weeksDon't make the secretary of faggotry start throwing binders
Let me be clear about whatever the US is doing to ban PERM program at Microsoft and other companies. The best and brightest will leave America and gut it from the inside. Brain drain is real and we need the best and brightest to fill our companies with talent. Want to make money in stocks? Many don’t fuck with companies that hire the best talent.
>>62764702>BWETDefine 'open'
>>62764710The world still hasn't run out of tankers to throw into the Hormuz shredder
>>627647022 more weeks You’ll see
>>62764699Places in the North East tend to charge absurd taxes and fees on everything. The south would be fine if it weren't for lazy, stupid people and niggers, and despite what they tell you, there's not a lot of daylight between southern whites and blacks.
>>62764702>look guys he did the meme...grim. i never thought I would say this but I actually miss Janet Yellen
>>62764718Extremely judaic post. Can we get this guy a gold star for such a quality post?
Is SPCX pumping tomorrow? Someone said its still in the "accumulation" phase today.
>>62764725It's hilarious how big EU countries bare Italy have MORE oil reserves now than at the beginning of the year. KEK. Smart play.
Frogstrodamus predicted this.
I just want you all to know that I sold the top last week and paid off my car and am now feeling very comfyDon't panic trade and lose everything
>>62764709We're all very excited to see top talent return to India and fix their own country. Imagine how future Indians will thank you for not abandoning ship
>>62764725Classic Trump BS is to announce something that was agreed on months/years ago and pretend like it's a brand new deal you just negotiated
>>62764710the boats cleared out most of the mines by running into them
>>62764730Hella based good on you
It’ll be better next week bwos
Exxon is planning on Guyaning Trinidad and Tobago
>>62764730fuck too late
>>62764702
>>62764734Remember that the next time you wonder what pajeets have ever done for you
>>62764689>>62764692Killing yourself is illegal!
>>62764737Smigger digger said next week is start of the real collapse.
>>62764726Have you ever lived anywhere but the south?The place I live they have frequent rainstorms and get hit by hurricanes fairly regularly, but build their roads with no drainage and have never heard of a culvert along the side of the road to drain the rain. Last major rainstorm destroyed the side of one road, leaving a ten foot deep gulley that they just filled back in with sand.My mother hired some local craftsmen to install a sprinkler system in her back yard and half of the retractable sprinklers stick up three and four inches out of the ground.
BWET hoes...
Oil bull from last thread here. I am posting my positions for full transparency. Don't say I didn't warn you
How about the US just gives up, huh? How about that offer?
>>62764731Sixth in GDP. Better than France. Soon it will take over the spot of China, second. They are getting starlink too so rural areas will be able to work. Untapped talent you could never dream of.Be careful what you wish for.
>>62764727spcx is going giga down tomorrowitll probably form a a big hump intra days but it's guaranteed to go down down downwhat you see now is the hedgefund/instituional fuck down front run so they can get shares as cheaply as possiblefeel free to disagreeif you really want to buy wait till tomorrow near close or somethingor dont
ETFs are for lazy tards that do no research, right?Bogle was right back in his time but today he's retarted.
>>62764730they don't want you to know that you can actually realize gains. they don't want you to know you can withdraw money when you are young and use it to be happy before you are old. they keep telling autistic faggots to hoard shekels in a ponzi so they can pump and dump on them. they sell shit every day while they tell you never to sell. really jogs the noggincongrats dude
>>62764748Its because of cheap, unskilled labor from mexico. Quit deflecting.
>>62764752>They are getting starlink too so rural areas will be able to work.Musk has been on a Twitter rampage because the Indian Telco monopolies are blocking Starlink
>>62764756No idea what youre talking about. I have nearly doubled my investment in 5 years from bogling.
>>62764759White Southerners and Black Southerners are all cousins and once you see it, you can't unsee it.
>>62764730Good job, anon
>>62764750I do appreciate your warning but I'M GOING DOWN WITH MY (SEMICONDUCTOR) SHIP IF THE GODS HAVE DECIDED THAT
>>62764754>if you really want to buy wait till tomorrow near close or something>or dontProbably the latter, than the former. I know it has day to day volatility you can get in on and profit quick, but I dont trust anything about it as a long.
>>62764760I believe they will cave but remember India can build its own starlink they are just making musk work for it he’ll be working for india soon
>>62764747Shit! I trust smigger more than myself so sell everything
>>62764763I dont have skin in this game, pun intended. I just know youre wrong from personal experience.
>>62764751Israel will never give up, no matter what it costs the American people!
>>62764752>he believes the Indian GDP numbersLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>62764763probably true, because if you watch music videos of black americans you'll notice that 80-90% are all on average a lot lighter than actual africans
>>62764760Musk not respecting Iran's sovereign spectrum rights is Starlink's biggest obstacle, because it proved that Starlink is a massive security liability.
>>62764756bogling should be the way to go at least with a big share of your portfolio
>>62764769>remember India can build its own starlink twhat kind of delusion is this?The only way Starlink is economical is with reusable rockets, you can't make a low earth orbit constellation of thousands of sattelites without it.And even the Chinese are struggling to make a reusable rocket clone, their version which they just got working catches the rocket with wires instead of landing it which won't scale up. What does India have?
>tfw was 40% up on BA earlier this year but didn't sellMan...
>>62764768tha'ts coolthe unlocks are clearly outlined on many site and in many inforgraphsanyone interested in the stock will know well ahead of time when it's going to go down guaranteedother times it'll go down on good news, which recent has been steady
>>62764767AI isn't profitable anon. They are spending 8 trillion CAPEX and the current hyperscalers revenue combined is like 1.5 trillion from all sources. I don't see how this is going to work out. Yet everyone is buying into AI. Am I the insane one here? Like oil is the most obvious play, combined with refined products and tankers but everyone just laugh at me whenever I talk about it. Even IRL finance guys think I am looney for buying oil
>>62764777Their cultures and attitudes are shared, too.
>>62764788>actually engaging with jeet shillsI dont know what youre thinking man. The entire world views India as a joke. You dont have to entertain the idea that they could possibly be profitable when they spend all day scamming each other.
>>62764681>Why do people buy gold?Hedge against inflation. Gold is only useful to protect the wealth you already have, not to build one.>Why do people use leverage?To increase profits with money they don't have, but of course you'll suffer all the more loss and go into debt if you fail.>Why do people buy oil? Why do people buy crypto? Why do people focus on certain sectors?Gambling and propaganda.>Why do people buy index funds?Slow but steady growth, but as I said such a strategy isn't fit for my goal.>watching YouTube and reading forums.>Find non biased creators that use data to justify their perspectiveDo you have any recommendations?
>>62764750They believe cryptocurrency and digital ponzi schemes will perpetually go up but mock anyone for investing in oil and energy. What strange times we live in.
lmao
>>62764805Kek
>>62764752Kek I'm sure rural Indiana can't work because they don't have unlimited internet access. 24 billion shit eating retards just standing by to impress us all with their coding skills. Grim.
>>62764798My plan is honestly riding the hype wave. I have a goal in mind that I'll realize soon. I will always respect a man that has a plan and sticks to it. Godspeed oil anon
>>62764801eh, you are right I probably shouldn't feed the India posters, but engagement has gotten low enough in these threads it's just nice to have someone to debate against sometimes even if they are retarded
>>62764805ADBE is toast
>>62764791>other times it'll go down on good news, which recent has been steadyThis is what bothers me about it. But thank you, will research.
>>62764805So where did it steal this code from? GIMP?
>>62764805I sold all my tech holdings last week (Nvidia, AMD, Google and Microsoft) and put it all into Adobe. I'm not kidding.AI slop code might look good for demos but it will never gain widespread usage because LLMs are not intelligent and can't write good software.
>>62764788>The only way Starlink is economical is with reusable rocketsIs this an assumption on your part or is there some calculation behind this claim?You don't necessarily need many thousands of satellites in a constellation to have global coverage. You need many thousands of satellites only if you want to serve a large number of users in any single area.A LM8A rocket costs $36m and can launch 20 Qianfan satellites in one go.China and Russia are both currently building Starlink without reusable rockets. China has already launched 450+ satellites in two constellations. Russia's constellation is designed to ahve 1440 satellites when it is full and to have IOC at only 250 satellites. The EU plans IRIS2 with only 348 satellites in two layers.>catches the rocket with wires instead of landing it which won't scale upWhat do you mean that wires won't scale up? In any case, another Chinese company (Landspace) that uses landing legs also landed its rocket.
>>62764817phoronix.com/news/Photocraft-Filmcraft-AI
>>62764805>uses a script to pirate commercial software>oh but if we call the script "AI" then we have legal immunitylol
>>62764805>in Rust did they use Arch too, btw?
>>62764816good news means hedgefunds are employed to fuck the stock down so institutions have time to digest the information and determine if they want to buy more sharesit's not a fully bad thingbut just let the run it had starating last wek be your guide
>>62764817It can open and export to psd and can draw a circle. It's over for GIMP. 1 week of vibing beat 30 years of open source.
>>62764817Apparently ai can deconstruct and recompile source code in a different language in a matter of hours. These adbe "replacements" are all alpha stage programs (they don't actually work). Plus adbe has a moat of legacy enterprise contracts and established government compliance don't go shorting adbe youll get cooked
>>62764804>bro Pepsi is going to go under you need to buy something safe like space datacenters
Tomorrow is going to be a green day.Right guys?
>broke my phone in an autistic rageI gotta get a stress ball or somethin
>>62764812Thanks anon. It takes big balls to ride the waves because there is no way to see the top without being an insider. I saw Trump and Pelosi buying Vista and was tempted to buy it but I just can't put money into AI, even if it is energy for AI. Pelosi and Trump also bought a lot of Uber and they are all under currently. So if you want to ride the waves, you may look there. I am not touching US consumer/tech stock though
>>62764833>Dark red Nig Bear idI'm thinking it's over
AhemAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHow's your day going, /smg/?
>>62764824thishow the fuck can you just steal someones shit in 2026 and be like "WOOOAHHHHH it was a rogue hacker thing it did on its own WOAHHHHHH isn't that crazy"fucking hilarious
>>62764835BRVTAL
>>62764840>didnt buy WMTlollmao, perhaps?you still have time, anon
>>62764840lookin like an opportunity, sirs
>>62764802I know reddit is a meme, but certain subreddits are pretty good for getting a feeling. For example you could check out r/AMD to see how people are justifying pouring money into a stock that has had a huge run this year. r/letf for discussions about leveraged etfs etc. YouTube is hard and I feel like a shill at this point but Ben Felix is one of the best. Other guy I watch is Defiant Gatekeeper, he's a bit sketchy but really passionate about the market. You want to have confidence in whatever path you're going to take and getting a feeling for how people think and how people justify their decisions will help you stick to that plan even during the hard times. Now the hard part is making an informed choice and realizing that. You might even fail but that's how the market goes
>>62764835try throwing up in the toilet. it's not healthier, but it is cheaper.
>>62764769India had 5 orbital launches in 2025. It has launched 3 times so far this year. It needs to scale up its space industry by a lot if it is to build its own Starlink equivalent.
>>62764840really red. back to bed.
>>62764835happens, bud.
>>62764835what caused the rage. my friend broke his phone because he got ragebaited by some whore. I hope you're not that pathetic
Hello? I was green in the morning. As always the US has to wake up and ruin it for everyone.
>>62764864smol pp energy
the last time I broke a phone was years ago but it was someone elses>my girlfriend drunk at the bar for Stacy birthday party>one of her "friends" is laughing at her and recording her because she is sloppy>ask her to see the phone>throw it as far as I can down the street
>nothing new or dipped enough to buysigh
>>62764872Did the phone make it in one piece?
poopy today, decided to try swing trading 0dtes on my piddly live account and lost money. switched back to the short vol strategy and allowed double sizing in an attempt to recoup my losses
>>62764872lol why? Pretty funny, doe.
>>62764877definitely total nigger death exploded on impact on concrete. she was so pissed I just dipped out after. probably the only time in her life a man let her know she shouldn't be a stupid bitch
>>62764861Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my white girlfriend sucking my brown cock
>>62764879my girlfriend was giga sloppy like puking outside shit and this chick was making fun of her and recording. seemed like the best decision. if it was a dude I would have just hit them but I dunno I don't think that would have gone over as well>zero repercussions>girlfriend mad at me the next day because it "ruined her friendship"
>>62764854Been buying all the way down because I genuinely think that grrr is a good opportunity, but man if it isn't bad for my norwood rating
>oil mooningtired of this shit. I hope more iranian civilians die.
>>62764798Won't their expenditure drop off a cliff when the infrastructure is built though? Genuinely asking, I'm.not sure myself where the money will.come from and if it will be enough.
>>62764880Lol.
Aieeeeeee I should've sold, I just looked at my portfolio, this is not nice to look at!!! Months now, they refuse to let semis, memory, and even tech pump a lot. It feels like they realize a lot of people are in it and refusing to swing trade it so they simply have it tied to a range that overall trends up slowly on a longer term chart.
>>62764884Eh, she'll live. Chicks have a new group of friends every 2 months or so. Kinda based for keeping your lady's (despite her sloppiness) discretion secured.
>>62764891Yes saar GRRR and GAMB oh wait sorry saar they change name it is GRSD now are very very good investments saar. What goes down must come up saar. Please do the sneedful and redeem more shares saar.
>>62764884>Letting your girlfriend drink at a bar, to the point of sloppy How many times has she cheated on you that you know about?
>>62764881This reponse might work on /pol/ or /int/ but not over here, buddy. Work on your argumentation because resorting to 'muh dick' makes you look even more retarded than you already did.
>>62764835I did that because I kept saying "Hey Siri" over and over again to find my phone. And the whole time it was just face down on my countertop. I slammed it down in an sperg out and broke the screen. Gonna replace it with an iPhone 18 goy max. Bullish for AAPL I guess.
>>62764900not with her anymore but she didn't cheat she was just Asian and they get blackout after like 2 beers dude
who tacoed
>>62764881>300lbs and white is still whiteHOW DARE YOU
>>62764730I wish I sold when my portfolio hit just about 100k. Instead Im now 12k down from there -____- it'd feel better if I cashe dout right then and there and simply spent the 12k on buying a super comfy bed, a super high end pc, and then simply tossed the remaining $5k into my savings account.
>CASHNADO ALERT
>>62764897the S M H etf has increased 78% in 1 year. it's logical that these sectors cool off a bit. there's still hype left imo
>>62764904
>TRUMP: WE ARE HAVING PRODUCTIVE DISCUSSIONS WITH ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN>TRUMP: WE WON'T BE ATTACKING IRAN AT ANY TIME BEFORE THE MIDTERMS
>>62764903>My alkie asian american ex NEVER cheatedLol
>>62764873>buy when it's high>buy when it's lowsimple as
>>62764912I met her when she was 19 in college and she actively had my dick in her mouth every day so I don't even know when she would have found time to do it manshe definitely woulda thrown past shade at me if it happened during the breakup. she just whored after we broke up because I "wasted her youth" or whatever
>>62764911THIS FAT FAGGOT TALKS ABOUT PREPARATIONSHow long does the US take to prepare, lmao out of missiles
>>62764894not really. the biggest cost is the chips and they have a finite lifespan. financing the next wave of upgrades will also require taking on enormous debt when the first debt is nowhere close to being paid down.
>>62764901It's just IQdalit obsessively flirting with white 4chan users again
>>62764682>neet editionneet checking in, just finished putting together the mexican taco stand lego set, complete with an abuela minifig, looks great next to the sushi shop set
great, so when do I get my money back?
>>62764798It's still early tech. Internet wasn't profitable for a long time.
>>62764911Fucking tired of this nigger. I will make sure to piss on his tomb when he dies. This will likely become the biggest urinal in the world.
thank you bussy and trump for a good entry price for oil
FROGGER MARKET
>>62764858Got it, thanks
>>62764907CASHNADO REJECTED
Should I sell GOOGL and AMZN for now? Doesn't seem there's much room to go up. But then again, what tech sector is? AMD and NVDA are way too overpriced and memory is in for a 15-20% dump I believe.Then again, they're both hold forever stocks.
You know what really pisses me off?>buy options>49.5% chance it stays flat>49.5% chance it plummets 20%+ the next day even if there is plenty of time on it>1% chance it pumps 20%+And these are bullish btw, ie the general direction the stock market usually takes.
>>62764894First, you are assuming all the data centers will be built. In fact, they are being contested country-wide. Many states have a mortarium and I think one data center is already in default. Second issue is that they will still have to train new models and costs of token. AI isn't like software where they just write code once and sell it infinitely with 99% margin. Each query costs token and they are not cheap. They also need to spend a lot on making new models. The leaked Anthropic financial papers basically say they are not profitable if they have to train new models, which they can't stop because the chinks will surpass them with cheaper energy and infrastructure. Third is the revenue. They just don't have a real business model. Only 5% of Americans are paying for AI. You can say they are going for B2B. But it is also not viable. Pay per seat is not profitable while pay per usage is too expensive for business to buy. This is just some surface issues I found when looking at it. People who trade AI probably know more but this is enough to deter me from AI
CASHNADO ALERT!
>>62764911How long until the next tanker is struck?
>Swung BWET for 10% after MUU pumped 8% and is dipping 2.5%I OUTPERFORMED MUU AHAHAHAHA FINALLY.....Now I should buy a dip....now where's a dip
>>62764899There's no need to be so mean anon :(. I'm just sharing what I think is a good opportunity with my frens (despite the large, obvious execution risks and jeet management).
>>62764935so start writing naked calls
>>62764935I just don't ever see a point in selling Google. I'm never going to time it right and it has basically no risk of going anywhere. I just slurp when it's cheap and then never sell. My only hedge for it is KMB since if Google maps disappeared the average american couldn't even find a toilet and we'll all be diaped up instead.
>>62764933Smaller ones like Silicon Motion could jump but who the fuck knows? Micron looks like solid 50% jump after midterms.
>>62764824>>62764847>walk by bakery>see nice chocolate cake>bakers are massive retards who want to charge $39.99/month for the cake in perpetuity>bake my own cake using publicly available ingredients>retards call this steelingtrue story
>>62764933>googl AMZN are buy and hold foreversure. you can do that. nothing wrong with that... but consider the following... they pump and dump 30% every quarter
>rumored SBUX takeover of CMGis we getting burrito baristas?
>>62764944Whats the next jewish holiday?
>>62764953Hmm, next earnings are at the end of the month so I'll just hold until then. I might just mistime my exit and end up having to chase up.Also>WOLFWasn't that shilled here at ATHs back in May/June?
>>62764952its closer to>see a bakery>wait until night time>break in the back door>dig through the cabinets and find their recipe book>HEY COOL LOOK AT MY NEW CHOCOLATE CAKE RECIPE
>>62764911sounds like Trump will attack them on the weekend
All of my stocks are down
Market just closed here. I'm gonna check my portfolio, be right back.
>>62764960Nah. Better food analogy:>I see people buying coca cola>People like it>I make my own cola recipe through trial and error>Give the recipe to people for freeThe only difference is the robot doing the trial and error for you.
+0.08%
>>62764911That was just for exit pump lmao
I sold some stuff I should have shorted last week like a pussy, damn you european banks and damn you france
>>62764960it's a completely different languagegranted I'm not a fa/g/ but I know that people were using LLMs early on to do this shit and convert massive projects to different languages like hitting translate on plain textSaaS leeches like ADBE who thought they could cruise through life for trapping enterprise software users in a walled garden will be the only fortunate casualty to the so called commodification of knowledge (ie breach of copyright law to enable LLM advancement) yes I know it's unfair but it's one of the very few positive things for the common person that this happensI hope every single subscription software gets ass raped by open source slop
>>62764971>he thinks its going to be trial and errorit takes a lot less "compute" to start with someone elses homework anon. MSFTs entire sales pitch is that you should trust them because everyone else is going to steal your code.
>pump not holding
>>62764989>TTWO +3% and pumpingdamn its almost like you should buy shit that isn't related to the oil narrative or AI narrative or Iran narrative or interest rate narrative
The bond and oil markets are scaring the shit out of them. The attack is being prepared for sure. This is all to try manipulate the markets as usual. But it’s wearing off faster and faster. I smell panic.
Maybe the merit of the concept of copyright has become somewhat obsolete. Does society benefit more by strictly enforcing copyright or by not strictly enforcing copyright?
>>62764960adobe products have been absurdly expensive for no reason other than the fact they came first for yearswhy does photoshop only offer a subscription now? because they haven't added shit worth paying for to it for 20 yearsacrobat is even worse and gates ridiculously basic features like separating a single page behind a paywall but everybody uses .pdfs because everybody uses .pdfsthey deserve to failfollowing your own analogy though, it's more like they tasted the cake and replicated it than stole the recipebaking cakes isn't rocket science though so you can copy them with relative easy, just like shitty dinosaur software
>>62764999I don't care about Adobe I'm just talking about AI fraudsters openly doing fraud and then being like "oohhh spooky the machine is doing fraud all by itself WOOOAHHHHH"
We (I) should make an open-source of CAD and make Autodesk go to 0....
>uranium
>>62765004>4UFUCKINGGODS
>>62765001You're gay and for that reason, I'm out.
I just went long on adobe
WHY IS IT RED
>>62765004>silver[spoiler]I'm slurping memetals after the crash, they're gonna turn the money printer on overdrive and the gigainflation will cause metals to rip. [/spoiler]
KEKCRACLE
Cash gang how we feeling
>>62765013Precious Metals are going back up too. Probably oil-related.
PULL UPPULL UPRETARDRETARD(actually no don't I want to buy the dip)>>62765011>BuyingtheripGODS
>REVERSE CASHNADO
>>62765016You will die in a house fire bhenchod
Did Trump just say something??
>>62765014Why would the money go to metals instead of tech like it has been doing
>>62765014Same
>>62765017probably really fucking depressed
>>62765017Steady, unperturbed
>>62765013>>62765022Skill issue
>>62765022I thought a cashnado was a dip because it's a huge buying opportuniy
uhhh
I used the last of my cash reserves yesterday. It’s so over for me bros
>>62765000that's far from the worst offense AI fagsters commitit's basically a cult built around "say I'm alive...ooh look it's alive!" whether it's the weekly "containment breach" headline, the AGI headlines, them buying books for the express purpose of destroying them after and monopolizing the knowledge in their training datasetsit's just that sometimes something positive comes out of this when companies like ADBE get raped repeatedly, and I think that's the best use case for LLMs
>>62765033clean your screen degenerate fuck
>>62765033lol did you take a picture of your computer?
>>62765036Cash for the Cashnado God
>>62765039I trade on a tablet:D
>>62765043I fucking kneel
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN SMIGSTRODAMUS SPELLED IT OUT IN SPLAIN SMIGLISHGTFO UNTIL LATE NOV/EARLY DECWHY IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND
>>62765045Zoom out
>market is pumping>leave to take a shit>come back to this
>>62765043
BLACK THURSDAY WTF
wtfwt
>>62764994Someone explain to me TTWO, is GTA 6 hype not priced in already? Are you waiting for the first earnings after it comes out? Idgi
>>62765017InflatedMore worthless by the day
Bad time for openAI to kiss /:
>>62764997If the "merit" of copyright is dead then the "merit" of wealth is dead. If the economy runs off of the speed at which you can steal an innovation rather than the speed at which you can innovate it's a retarded machine that produces retarded results.
WTF EVEN MY BWET IS DUMPIN AAAAAAAAA
oh fuck oh shit I might get to slurp I'm getting so wet right now
>>62765035Mother fucker
Cashnado alert
My SPY calls
>>62765062>1%inadayFUCKINGGODS
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I WILL NEVER RECOVER
>OpenAI annualised revenues $20bn less than previously signalled>AI giant recently told investors the key figure was approaching $50bn in September, far less than the $70bn that was widely reporteduh ohif my MSFT dumps on this news I will personally rape scam fagman's asshole with a rake
>>62765035article>this is what's propping up the global economy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING STOP THIS NOW
WTF IS THIS SCHIZO ASS MARKET
OH SWEEET SLURPINGOH I LOVE IT.IREN MY BEAUTY
>>627650641.03HNNGNNNGGGGGGSCHD is going to outperform QQQ over the next 3 months. watch and learn
>>62765063My QQQ Puts!:D
>>62765062>i'm being outperformed by someone who takes pictures of their monitor
>>62765076Oh he cute
>>62765069imagine trusting a jew like Altmanthe guy looks like the ultimate scam artist
Am I not allowed to be happy?
>>62765045Note to self : NEXT TIME LISTEN TO SMIGSTERADAMOS
DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>62765079>the guy looks likea gay burn victimthe only thing his fish lips should wrap around is the barrel of a gun
>they bought QQQ at an ATH instead of SCHD after a 10% pullbackNgmi
>>62765079AI is the biggest joke in stock market history
>>62765088Okay now you're taking camera pictures to rub it in
dios friggin mio
>Trump to not attack Iran til the elections.Well fuck my shit right up, why dont ya..
>>62764999>>62764971any compiled binary can be reverse engineered, in many cases often just by running a script rather than needing to do it manually. this was true before LLMs became viable for the task. reverse engineering and releasing commercial software was piracy before LLMs, and it is still piracy now when the attacker's script is transformers.py instead of gigacracker.exe
So, the fake shit truthpost vomit to make oil dump didn't save de Nasdump. What's next.I'm waiting.Come on.I'm morbidly curious.Come on.
One thing
Why is Hershey the only thing green that I have today, and why did I buy this stupid thing again?
I feel like you guys are being melodramatic. You're not all leveraged are you?
SOXL holder reporting in.
>>62765099leverage is gay
>>62765067BASED ED FUCKING ZITRONUNDEFEATEDAlways bet on autists on a crusade.
>>62765097>AG>B>EQX>GD >TECS>TTWO>VYM>WMTall green...
>>62765099i have no leveraged holdings and my bussy is still getting wrecked
>>62765100I'm SOXS holder
>>62765099>>62765100lmao
SCAM ALTMAN - CHANGE THE NAME OR YOU WILL CONTINUE TO SUFFERTHE ENEMIES OF AMERICA SHALL KNOW NO QUARTER!!!!!!!
>>62765107stop buying fucking tech at the top you God damn retard
How do we stop bobo?
STOCK MARKET MORLE LIKE GAY MARKET LMAOOOOO
>SOXL -11%When do we buy this dip fellas
>>62765110never go full clown world
It's starting. You're still early to short.
>>62765112I didn't. all my holdings are down lately.
>>62764805they are going to get sued to fuck. doesn't fucking matter if it's clean room. if not, someone's getting boeing'd
>>62765067lollmao even
ALERTBEGIN DCA INTO SKHYALERTBEGIN DCA INTO SKHYby my expert opinion it can go lower but not too much moreit might make it as low as 14X or even 13X before the hyperscalers talk their shit
My market is closed so I'm totally fine...R-right guys?
Bonds are UP. The US is saved, this is a bullish dump because hyperinflation will NOT be happening
They fucking pumped it early morning just to dump on usFUCK I’m once again a MU baggie
>>62765131TRUST THE FUCKING PLAN
kekme buying the REIT bottom actually worked
I just opened a QCOM position here. Its my only tech holding. 1 month low is a nice entry
My Cock is throbbingThrobbing.How i love days like this
>US just imposed more sanctions on iranschizo administration
Just dumped all SOXL shares I had. 79k loss.
Still plenty of jobs out there.
EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF GAMESTOP I BUY, I WILL NEVER SELL. NO MATTER WHAT. STOCK UP OR STOCK DOWN. PERMA DONATIONS TO THE CAUSE AGAINST THE SYSTEM. DIAMOND HANDS UNTIL IVE STOPPED BREATHING.
>>62765138AS A REPUBLICAN VOTER I DEMAND BOMBS I CAN'T TAKE THIS HUMILIATION I'M THE RULER OF THE WORLD REEEEEEE
>>62765138
ORCL LMAO
>>62765144>>62765137Bottom signals
>>62765130>dumpeverything real is green as fuck. everything fake and gay is red.pro tip stop buying fake shit when its expensive.
2 more weeks until the 28ththen the hyperscalers will fix everything and we'll be back to gainsville
>>62765144kek
>>62765027Because the AI bubble already peaked in june.
>>62765151agreed>>62765136
>>627651471 wrong thread2 who are you trying to convince
>>62765138Two more weeks until Iran’s economy collapses for real this time!
>>62765161I'm still waiting on India starving from Hormussy being closed, saar!I was told Six months, Saar!
WHERE CASHNADO
All software companies are fucked. What are they going to do when pirates can type "hey remake this program for me so I don't have to pay for a subscription" and then release the entire thing on GitHub? We already know most people don't give a shit if a product is garbage as long as it's free, and eventually it will be able to copy it close enough that it's 99% as good as the original.
Told you fuckers this is a bear market
Just sold everything. Not kidding.
>DRAM>INTC>IREN>ORCL
I BOUGHT ALL IN MU AT 1071, BROS PLEASE TELL ME IT WILL BE OKAY
>>627651542 more weeks of this I'll be homeless
>>62765174Yeah since you aren't leveraged
>>62765017It was stupid to be in cash. Until now of course.
>>62765168>What are they going to do when pirates can type "hey remake this program for me so I don't have to pay for a subscriptionThey're not going to be able to do that. AI is fake and gay.
>>62765173I posted over 100 times yesterday saying to sell all tech. They called me a nigger. I'm up 1.2% today with 0 bear positions and 0 leverage.
>>62765069FTC needs to get involved. This is criminal misrepresentation. But we live in a time of lies now it seems.
>>62765045Ebin
man i just recovered 40k in a few weeks. do i really need to do that again
They might need to rename it to Hyper Intelligence or Über Intelligence
>>62765069>OpenAI declined to comment
I might buy some VOO cheapies tomorrow.
>>62765174>>62765175wait it out or buy more if you can but wait till hyperscaler week to buy more
>>62765110Idiocracy came on real fast.
>>62765147People download games now. Let it go.
>>62765194The problem is that retard never face any consequence. None. None whatsoever.
>Softbank -10%this shit is going to be the next Enron... people thought it was Oracle but the big kablamo is going to be when softbank rugs out
>>62765196GME equity is crypto, it has nothing to do with buisiness or reality
>>62765168The software, gaming, movie, porn, and streaming industries are existentially fucked and anyone who can't see it is a retard.AI companies are fucked too though because models are just going to get cheaper and better.information wants to be free, yo, and it will bethe entire facade of the bullshit economy is coming crashing down
How do you homos feel about those VOO versions that exclude the big boi tech companies?
new>>62765195>>62765195>>62765195
>>62765191SCHD dude... buy SCHD... VOO is just AI cancer turbo AIDS just like QQQ
>>62765166no crying in the casino!
>>62765194
Is GoPro safe, it seems kind of resilient since that pump
AI doesn't need to make money for me to goon to tentacle pr0n it makes
>>62765209next time at least wait until we hit the image limit or slide to page 5 after bump limit
>>62765218threads dont bump after 310 repliesand thats where we are now
>>62765233so? we could wait until smg was the last thread on the catalog before making a new one it does not matter on slow board how bump'd you are
My Nike and my PEP saving my port right now after a disastrous Soxl early morning buy.
>>62765249but we wont
guys all you have to do is sell OTM Covered calls whenever the S&P hits an all time high and its literally free money.
