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the pain is just getting started

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62764682
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What cause semis to dump?
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>>62765195
PLSR (Pulsar Helium) is about to be back
there is no spoonfeed, dyor
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>>62765205
>OpenAI annualised revenues $20bn less than previously signalled
>AI giant recently told investors the key figure was approaching $50bn in September, far less than the $70bn that was widely reported
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>>62765208
FTEC is alright. Much better than the Vanguard alternative.
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>>62765205
Semis are AI companies now
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Debating whether I should sell my one green position and just hold my bags and cash till things settle down.
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>>62765205
there's a lot of money in semis. so any uncertainty will cause volatility
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>>62765219
Altman is spending it all on Koenigsegg cars and gay sex. Of course you can't trust that faggot.
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>CNBC
Isaias
"Ee sa ieeeus"
No you dumb fucks it's "Eye-Zaius"
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kek open AI
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after all this that tripfaggot baggler still likes trump. What a cock sucker
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>>62765203

I told you niggers to sell the QQQ all time high. I told you niggers to stay away from that AI shit. I told you niggers to buy "boring boomer" REITs, TTWO, PEP, and SCHD. I fucking told you. I spoonfed the exact pico bottoms for you like usual but you stupid faggots never listen. you hate making money. you never realize gains. you are the blackest darkest retard niggers. you are the stinkiest smelliest fucking goyim and all you are good for is bagholding Jew scams at the top with leverage.
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This looks like a good entry to shiny metals. They don't seem to be taking a heavy dirt nap with yields at like 20+ year highs.
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>>62765219
Ed Zitron was RIGHT.
Again.
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>>62765235
NIGGER-RAPING TRUTH NUKE
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>>62765225
Fake news. The straight is open and crude oil is gushing, even more than before the war.
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>>62765235
when pump
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>1mil start of this year
>1.4mil peak in March
>750k now
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>>62765225
what is "dated brent"?
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"Ee Su Ee Us!"
I-ZAIUS YOU FUCKING RETARDS!
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>>62765241
don't tell me you're using leverage with that amount of money
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>>62765237
what did he say?
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>>62765242
The real price of a real barrel for real delivery.
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>>62765206
Might have a point.
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>>62765237
I like Ed but he's wrong he just happened to coincidentally come to the right conclusion

>>62765245
AI doesn't make money (wrong) and it's all a scam (half wrong)
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>>62765235
>I told you niggers to sell the QQQ all time high
sir you are posting as Anonymous, you could be anyone
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>>62765246
ooops
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>>62765242
There's as many derivatives on oil as caps in a Trump tweet. I gotta look em up often
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>>62765254

I'm the main character though...
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>>62765244
Well of course yes
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>>62765234
Baggie is literally jewish. Of course he likes Trump.
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I'm getting my asshole blown open and not in a good way
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>chart is bullish and primed for pump
>no it;'s actually going to dump
Why won't they just let me have my money back.

>>62765205
Because the AI cycle is over until tomorrow when it is magically back on because this market is a massive scam.
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>>62765266
There's a good way?
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Crashing this market with no survivors.
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>>62765266
Sounds like you got Bussant'd
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>>62765259
get a grip anon
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embrace it
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I've lost so much money today, and there's still three fucking hours left to go.
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>>62765230
>CNBC
Have you guys noticed how much propaganda they run? Like the guy was just talking about the Houthi strike on the Saudi airport killing three civilians and saying how despicable Iran was for doing that. Bitch, your country BOMBED A FUCKING SCHOOL AND KILLED 150 KIDS. Like what the fuck?
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>>62765270
It costs money (which I also can't afford anymore)
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>>62765205

it was all a fugazi. turns out AI makes even more negative money than previously thought to be negative. its the most efficient money deletion ever. they are calling it the most Jewish investment of all time and they have absolutely no fucking clue how any of it will turn a single nickel in profit so they just talk about revenue
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>>62765251
>Mandela effect
I don't remember monopoly money looking like this.
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>>62765277
It’ll be worse tomorrow, savor today
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>>62765282
AI is literally the coolest shit since bitcoin though. I'm glad they can't put it behind some expensive walled garden like they did with (((social media)))
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>>62765241
Minors?
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>>62765219
Top kek
Anon from last thread says it would be worth it if it ate 1.5 global gdp.
Get Shrekt nerd. It doesn't matter if AI is smarter than every human. If it doesn't serve strictly human interest then we WILL DROP your faggy science fair experiment.
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crash live?
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>>62765295
Flash crash trust the plan
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>>62765288

>its cool

sure man.. anyways I need that 2 trillion dollars back that I loaned you plus tip
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>>62765280
Cnbc the website is bipartisan and just reports every single thing related to business, their actual TV programming is just FOX News Business with a different coat of paint. Theyre right wing israel nuthuggers
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>>62765297
you're posting on the internet, whose infrastructure backbone was largely funded by massive bubble.
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>QQQ -1.5%
>SCHD +1.06%

I told you faggots about this divergence for fucking WEEKS
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We had a TACO and oil is barely dumping. Suspicious.
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>>62765297
Fuck gaza
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>>62765280
I have. But Bloomberg is worse from a propaganda perspective, and packed to the gills with browns, and I need *something* to give me breaking market news.
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>>62765280
>150
Thought it was 200 is the number going to get revised lower? Did this school even exist
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>>62765304
AVLV > SCHD
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>>62765305

Because it’s obvious there’s another round of war coming. Up the ladder we go again. This time there’s little buffers left.
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>>62765305
Anon... this TACO to make oil dump is used as a cover for the OpenAI shitshow. As a way to distract the focus, and help the Nasdump otherwise it would be a -2.5% day already.
The mere fact they are going to this lenghts to try and protect the shitshow that is the AI scam so the nasdaq-100 isn't -25. before election day should tell you everything you need to know about how sustainable this clownshow is.
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>>62765243
Shut up!
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>>62765289
oil, uranium, oil, minors, SOXL
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>>62765314

top holdings
>meta
>msft
>mu
>amazon
>apple

its just fucking QQQ with oil dude. SCHD will outperform until year end
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I just sold SOXL into support didn’t I
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>>62765326
No
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>>62765321
nigga it mogs
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Damn wtf A.I, being tech literate and some small coding knowledge pretty much made my work all automated. How the fuck are my coworkers this retarded?!?!
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>>62765318
I, Zaius!
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even bonds are catching a bid
this is serious
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>>62765317
>AI scam
SI scam*
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Like I thought red red red until midterms.
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>>62765332

>I'm going to hold it for 50 fucking years

dude I'm dumping SCHD at like +10% I don't baghold shit for Jews or "bro just hold for your entire fucking life"

there is nothing wrong with AVLV long term I'm talking about right fucking now what the best play is

how would you feel if you had not eaten breakfast this morning?
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harvested a couple losses today
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>>62765335
You mean NOT catching bids?!
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Blue wave and data center crackdown is going to hit hard. Maybe it's time to start considering Rheinmetall and OHB. Especially with good news about German economy.
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>>62765333
Brainlets don’t realise how much SI (formerly AI) can do for you
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>>62765242
Crude that's been aged in an oak barrel
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>>62765359
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>>62765354
>blue wave
Lmao talaFREAKo is getting funded by an actual former epstein client and has pretty much suspended his campaign
Michigan blacks and hispanics (and some whites) won’t vote for a muslim dog
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AI is going to directly kill industries that account for around 25% of US GDP.
AI companies are also screwed because the models will just get cheaper and better and they won't be able to build sufficiently effective moats.
AI-assisted hackers are also probably going to indirectly kill the financial system within half a decade or so.
The only hedges are physical precious metals, farmland, and pre-82 copper pennies.
Remember kids, if you don't hold it, you don't own it.
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Bruh
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>bought KORU at 18
>nigger dumps to 17
Guess I'm a gook baggie now
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>>62765359
Crude that's been aged millions of years in the ground is just not the same
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>>62765369
>AKC-je
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>>62765372
>boughttheripGODS
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>>62765368
AI is a good tech that is here to stay, but those early models are just not making money. There is a big correct coming.
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>>62765368
Im scared bros… my work is def at risk of being automated. My team keeps hitting faster deadlines. I’ve not let my boss know of my true power level.
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>betting on AIs instead of energy (oil, gas, electricity)
Why are you doing this?
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>>62765345
the people who make real money hold for long term periods, try looking at something other than the 1H chart you fucking newbie
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yeah I think I will stop looking.
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>>62765381
To be fair a lot of people made fortunes on this shit last few years.
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>>62765384
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>>62765384
MU is recovering DOE
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>>62765383

ive outperformed index's for years sirs. boggling is good advice for retards/normies though

maybe YOU cant time the market but I've been pretty good at it over the years
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It's real...
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>>62765383
Based Warren Buffett joining us in his retirement.
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>>62765378
The good news continues and I'm pleased to see a graph I finally understand. Super intelligence is the way forward as demonstrated by the economic powerhouse that is the white house.
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>>62765389
This means he bombs them this weekend.
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>>62765389
perfect timing!!! thank you mr.president and god bless america.
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>>62765389
>the oil flows
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>>62765367
nobody cares tranny
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>>62765392
this image is highly confusing
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>>62765396
Look, it flows so much, the hormussy is gaping so much it just squirts freely, you wouldn't believe it!
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>>62765400
That guy's jewish. You need to get better at identifying minorities.
See, he called the muslims dogs. Thats a dead giveaway. They are dogs, but only jews see them as nonhuman.
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>>62765381

even energy is larping as an AI play nowadays
>>
What a retarded general. As soon as a red day happens AI is dead. I'll be slurping at the bottom as always. My CVX and WMT hedges are working as intended, too.
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>>62765396
You lost tranny
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>>62765405
I am far too retarded to understand this image so I will just say you lost tranny. MAGA!
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EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF GAMESTOP I BUY, I WILL NEVER SELL. NO MATTER WHAT. STOCK UP OR STOCK DOWN. PERMA DONATIONS TO THE CAUSE AGAINST THE SYSTEM. DIAMOND HANDS UNTIL IVE STOPPED BREATHING.
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>>62765419
BASED four digit IQ patriot beat me to it >>62765414
MIGA WWG1WGA!?%!
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>S&P 500 at exact value it had on August 7
What's all the panic about, it's crabbing for two months
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>>62765393
Probably lol

I wouldnt be surprised if there will be a terror happening before the elections
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>>62765428
didnt even realize that
thats even worse
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>>62765413
It's fucking over panic sell everything the bubble popped.
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>>62765424
wrong thread
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hey uh... isn't the lynchpin comapny holding this entire AI buildout together missing estimates by 20 billion kind of a big deal?
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>>62765430
I don't want to alarm you guys, but my portfolio is nearly all MIC and it has formed a really textbook accumulation pattern this year. I think it just hit the spring.
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>>62765436
I would say so!
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>>62765428
>August 7th was 2 years ago
I was supposed to have a girlfriend by now
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>>62765441
can stop using this picture i fucking hate it. please use this one instead
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>>62765436
No. Once AI reaches super intelligence money won’t matter.
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>>62765441
Don't worry anon, Trump will send you $5000 and a girlfriend after the midterms.
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>>62765434
They're buying EBAY
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>>62765413
>Red day

Skill issue. Diversify tranny
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>>62765446
sounds like it would crash the market
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>>62765438
The fuck are you talking about, ITA is down almost 20% since i started investing in it, just due to diesel prices.
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>>62765456
I'm talking about my own holdings, not an ETF. Besides, -20% is the magic number.
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what the fuck jensen you said we had 2 more years
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>>62765436
tbf it's not a traditional miss. they first gave a vague 40bn annualized revenue, then said revenue has grown +70%, so someone asked ai what is their current revenue since it was 40bn previously and grew +70% and were told 70bn p.a. now sam told them investors that achually the revenue was 50bn
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>>62765438

I hold GD as a hedge for happenings and because it is at a good entry. this is financial advice
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>oil going back up
Surely there's another fake TACO headline shit that can be dropped, right? Surely Bussy is waiting to do another very organic 6 million barrels short, right? RIGHT?
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>>62765481
cool story, Scam Altman
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>huge green day
>delicious fucking dips waiting for me to be bought
>New Girls und Panzer game announced
I am a very happy man
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>>62765491
>>huge green day
Its all red tho
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The used car market is shit. I unironically just read a listing that said the car was in excellent condition except that the engine didn't work kek
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>>62765497
I sold BWET at the top doe
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>>62765481

niggers talking about revenue for a company that has zero profits and just runs on infinite niggerdebtfuel is hilarious

klarna is more financially sound than the two kikes shilling AI scams
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>>62765497
>GME up 7% intraday
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The only revenue stream OpenAI has is their subscriptions, most people don't bother because there's so many free AIs now. I say this as someone who has a $20/month sub but you'd have to be retarded to think they're rolling in it because the free version is annoying their with limits
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>>62765436
>The AI company recently informed investors that its annualized revenue was approaching $50bn at the end of September. This figure falls far short of the $70bn that was reported by multiple media outlets late last month based on information provided to investors.

>The discrepancy stems from differences in how OpenAI and its rival Anthropic calculate annualized revenue. Anthropic includes revenue from sales through cloud partners such as AWS and Google Cloud in its calculations, while OpenAI does not include such partner revenue in its figures.
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>OpenAI's (OPAI.PVT) annualized revenue is reportedly $20 billion short of prior estimates. According to The Financial Times, the AI startup's annualized revenue topped out at roughly $50 billion as of September, well below the $70 billion outlets previously estimated.

>OpenAI’s costs and losses continue to grow significantly faster than its revenue.
>In 2025, OpenAI's revenue roughly tripled but its net losses grew eight fold
>In the first half of 2026 the operation losses widened further to $12.3 billion which means if the $50 billion of revenue is accurate, OpenAI will finish the year with total losses at about half that at $25 billion
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>>62765219
Who the fuck is buying their services to even have 50 billion
I'm absolutely negroliciously shocked it's that much
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>>62765436
Shut up shut up shut up just believe you fkcing benchnod tranny anti-patriot
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how about for once we don't recover in a V for no reason?
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>>62765378
>AI is a good tech that is here to stay
It's borderline useless dogshit
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>>62765486
at this rate they'll reach 1.5x world gdp in revenue in 2035Q3 instead of 2030Q2
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>>62765510
no
time for the daily TACO
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RPD
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>>62765465
You should know that im using ITA as a mere example. I dont know what you hold, but defense in general has erased all of its gains from the iran war.
Im still buying but I have a huge hole to dig out of.
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>>62765239
brent oil is literally from the north sea anyway
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>>62765436
>>62765503
>>62765506
I can't wait for the actual IPO when we get all the data and we can finally see if the company is trending towards or away from profitability.

Was it OpenAI or Anthropic that did that jewish bullshit where they took a single day of profit and multiplied it by 365 to "estimate" its yearly stats?
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>>62765503

at 50 billion a year they cant even pay interest on their debt

>please deposit more coins
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>>62765517
>rock paper dogdick
Not a very fun game if I remember
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>>62765235
SCHD has been on a losing spree and rebalanced its top two holdings to semis
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>>62765510
V formation is a law of nature, like magnetism.
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>>62765530
I love you, anon
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>>62765521
dunno
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>>62765206
>>62765251
>refuse to pay zillennials anything
>they just pirate or make freeware with AI
huh it's weirdh ow stiffing two entire generations out of normal career progression causes unintended consequences
Anyway
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>>62765519
No, I didn't know what you meant. I specifically said my portfolio. I've been in these positions much, much longer than you have yours. It all popped right before the Iran shit kicked off and then sold off after enough baggies bought in, which is apparently you. My point is that this 9ish month crab is coming to a head.
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>>62765535
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>>62765529

>SCHD has been on a losing spree

holy fuck maybe that's why I bought it?

Jesus fucking Christ you niggers are helpless. your nigger brains cannot conceive of ever fucking buying anything other than the top. its fucking amazing
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>>62765529
every faggot who hates tech always thinks he's gonna find the one etf that has no tech.

>goyim and all you are good for is bagholding Jew scams at the top with leverage.
Wrong, i'm bagholding micron with leverage. And micron isn't a scam, the market is just negroliciously retarded right now and refuses to price it and other similar stocks back at ATH .
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>>62765372
I'm sure you know this already but KORU has rebounded to 20+ every time
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>>62765369
Not sure when to slurp the hynix and kioxia dips but it's definitely not today
>>
I’m smelling a comeback
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I'm sad guys, my yankees are done for the year, I'm pissing off a customer that's like a fucking 2 million dollar account, and Gookfu is really really, like six months of chemo sick... You guys got any stocks for this feeling?
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Who could be behind gaslighting the markets in such a way? I wonder.
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>>62765551
Yankees fans should be buying KMB because all you retards know how to do is cry and piss and shit into a diaper.
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>>62765545

>micron isn't a scam

they literally settled a lawsuit for fraud this fucking week where they agreed to pay out a billion fucking dollars and they have a bunch of pending lawsuits for collusions and fraud lol

their jeet CEO has personally dumped hundreds of millions of dollars of bags on you in the last 6 months.
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>>62765554
>this made up number was actually incorrect
>lets use this other made up number instead!
trust me
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>>62765557
Ironically enough, this customer happens to be a KMB supplier....
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>>62765551
Look into hyperthermia cancer therapy (ticker: none. It just works for some types of cancer, hopefully you're lucky enough to be on that list).
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>>62765554
Literally all these numbers are made up to cover for the fact that their companies are money black holes
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>>62765547
Yea, just having a little fun fudding the dump.
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>>62765551
Stop posting this off topic garbage
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>being green on a red day with most my holdings just in indexes
I think I figured out this hedging thing.
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>>62765558
Bullying useless faggot companies like netlist isn't a scam, that's just business.
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>>62765569
Can't you fcuking read? I asked for stock advice
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>>62765554
These companies have access to the most advanced superintelligence. Yet their accounting capabilities are inferior to even a minimum wage Karen.
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How cheesed are we, /smg/?
>https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVz4z3nO
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>>62765544
You didn't buy the dip. You should pay attention to the actual holdings in the fund.
>>62765545
You're dumb. The fund specifically rebalanced to make semis it's top two holdings. It was perfectly diversified before then.
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Timmy bros fuck we gon do???
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>>62765575
It's a lie, not an error
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>>62765554
Manipulated as fuck kek.
Remember in June (((Bloomberg))) reported that according to unnamed Facebook insiders, they were planning on selling unused compute from their data centers which started the last selloffs. Then a month ago they announced muse.
I will continue buying this dip.
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>>62765579

>you didn't buy the dip

weird the number beside the position is green
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>>62765569
>found the Red Sox fan
>>62765574
idk, Delta's earnings are tomorrow. They're low. Might buy.
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PEP didn't do shit man
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>>62765551
>>62765551
tampa bay native here, you faggots deserve it after that brown player shit talked the trop being a home field advantage for the yankees. learn to be humble. now go back to that shithole you call jew york and get buttfucked by taxes and crime.
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>>62765580
Somehow don’t believe this
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>>62765583
The entire fund is being carried by oil retard pumping. gl with that
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>>62765580
Yeah, in NKE heh gottem.
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>>62765590
I thought it went big into healthcare after that CEO's head exploded
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this market is going nowhere, but down
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>>62765586
+2.38%
its still trying to cum right now. its a shame oil had to giga pump the same day they beat. you can see on the chart the schizo shit is oil bots and value bots fighting. amazingly homosexual
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Survived so far, found some bugs in one of them.
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i liek BUG lol
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>>62765580
Sell it all, today.
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>>62765575
The source that Axios used for their story was anonymous. Probably an investor in OpenAI with access to private financial reports. Or, like any bum off the street. That's the fun thing about anonymous sources.
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>>62765596
It rebalanced to make QCOM and TXN its top two holdings. Still has a decent amount of biotech but misses the only good one rn which is MRNA
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>>62765580
nah
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>>62765600
>cute ticker

wish I knew about it earlier . A cute ticker is a pretty good indicator of success
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KEVIN DEPLOY THE HYPER V
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>>62765588
You're going to be like that after we let you use Steinbrenner Field last season? I hope you get hit by 20 fucking hurricanes next year asshole!
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>>62765580
>nogs hold (gamble) stocks
>whites hold the nogs debt
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>>62765606
Im still on the fence with MOO, meself.
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>>62765606
being a cybersecurity company when ai can suddenly decompile any program within hours is a pretty good indicator of success
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>>62765604

MRNA doesn't even meet the rules to be in the fund dude

QCOM sells shit to AAPL they will do fine if the AI shit blows up. I even started an independent QCOM position today that I entered at 172. you can check the last thread I shilled when I entered like I usually do
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I can’t believe PEP of all things is carrying my port today.
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>grrr
OOOOOOOO
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>BREAKING: Indian stock market loses ₹9 lakh cr. so far Today
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>>62765614
based and cowpilled
>>62765615
yeah that too I guess?
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>>62765620
>beatingthemarketGODS
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>>62765617
QCOM on a surface levels looks like the perfect fund but going forward their revenue from apple is declining as they're simple not using their parts as much.
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>>62765588
>>62765611
And for the record, Tampa has plenty of crime, just watch Fox 13, you'll see niggers killing each other on worst coast Florida like twice a fucking week.
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Do I panic sell everything
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>>62765621
Don’t know lakh funny money means
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>>62765631
Yes and tell me when
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>>62765621
Genuinely what is a lakh. Why can't those subcontinential savages use normal numbers like everyone else
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>>62765631
Depends. Are you panicing?
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>>62765617
Oh and also the point wasn't that MRNA is a dividend stock it's that biotech has gone largely cold outside of MRNA. Unitedhealthcare, abbot labs and merck were all overbought and included in the fund. You now need to hope to squeeze blood out of a turnip to see more great gains there. You're basically pinning your hopes on oil stocks and TXN which isn't particularly cheap rn
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>>62765637
Because they lakh common sense.
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>>62765632
Its a lahk of money,,,,,lmao

Finna be buyin some india stocks soon
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>>62765641
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>>62765631
absolutely
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>shilled a HOOD entry today
green
>shilled a QCOM entry today
green
>shilled TTWO
green
>shilled PEP earnings
green
>shilled SCHD
green
>shilled a BBWI entry today
green
>shilled 52 week low of O
green
>shilled NCLH/CCL
green
>shilled KMB lows
green
>told everyone to sell the 52 week high of QQQ
nigger red


damn bro this timing stocks thing is super hard you definitely shouldn't even try it. its impossible
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>>62765643
>Lahk of hygiene
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>>62765646
Okayyyy I'm buy botting the BWET dip
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So, when does the finger pointing starting?
I saw some of that yesterday night, do we all start blaming random shit on an economic downturn for eternity or just until we all accept the new bear market?
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>>62765621
>what is a ₹
>what is a lakh
>what is a cr
OK so that's about $92 billion in real money.
Is that a lot?
I guess so, every Indian lost like $90 of his life savings today
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>>62765650
That's the fun part about market media: it's all choose your own adventure tail wagging the dog shit.
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>>62765646
Almost all lies btw. Where do you get off telling us you predicted all this?
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With some lahk I time the bottom this time
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>>62765649
bwet is only up 700% since I shilled it here two weeks ago too bad you missed out on the other 4000% and thus should never buy the top
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>>62765652
>is that a lot?
For India? Yeah.
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>>62765641
Carlos!
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>>62765656
Yeah it's over for me...I should just pack up...
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>>62765621
>HINDUNILVR
topkek
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>>62765654
>>62765136
>>62764300

those are the ones from today with timestamps sirs. I'm not going back to find ones from previous days
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>>62765661
Did we bankrupt someone?
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>>62765367
Michigan blacks and hispanics (and some whites) won’t vote for a muslim dog
>he doesnt know about Dearborn
Bruh, this country is fucked if we dont REMOVE KEBAB yesterday
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Oh, it's because that massive visa ban is tanking all of those jeets
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>>62765663
>>62765654

and here is the BBWI entry

>>62764514
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>>62765668
>jeetland stock exchange crashes because their parasitism is hindered
That is both plausible and disgusting.
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>bought soxl this morning
How do I rewind time
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>>62765680
Wait a day
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>>62765680
sell now
to save what little you have left
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>>62765680
dont look
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>>62765608
He pushes the \ button!
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>>62765680
That's quite the daily candle.
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power hour please!!!!
you have to fix this now!!!
it can't go down!!!
kevin!!!
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>>62765685
I comsidered that yesterday, I regret not doing it.
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>>62765680
steer your ship nigga
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>>62765697

I'm not touching SOXX until the next -10% day like in July. Im not poor enough to buy SOXL ever again
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>>62765598
So I have to hold this fucking PEP over the weekend? Ugh
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>>62765706

im going to hold until ~140. next divvy record isn't until like December so might be like a month tops.
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>>62765663
>>62765671
>some of the decisions I made recently were correct
Ok
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>>62765661
That can't be true, just this morning Scott Bessent said the strait is fully open on tv
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>>62765705
I got heemed on TQQQ years back. Don't feel bad, as long as you learned your lesson. Think about it like you paid tuition.
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>>62765716

>some

>he didn't buy Chevron when I shilled it at 170
>he didn't buy MSFT when I shilled it at 52 week low
>he didn't buy the lows of META I shilled

lmao.
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>>62765723
when did you shill Meta?
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>>62765723
https://www.axios.com/local/chicago/2026/10/07/lincoln-park-billionaire-accused-of-fueling-rat-infestation
New AXIOS story just dropped
I think it's time to long NUTS
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>>62765725

twice actually. once I shilled it and then it nigger pumped on a story about Canadian data centers and I told everyone to dump it.

then I shilled it before the trial about children being social media addicted and it giga pumped after that too. I realized 20%+ gains twice on META this year
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>>62765715
We'll see how it plays out if I can get a cheeky 10% ill be happy
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>>62765646
>>shilled a HOOD entry today
>green
>>shilled a QCOM entry today
>green

What are you up 1%?

Kind of silly to goonmax over a random price fluctuation like you are nostrildamus
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>>62765728
ok, but we cant tell who is who on this anonymous board
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>>62765732

smiggerdamus is the only equivalent of a peer that I have here. you guys would do better to listen to either of us. I had discussions with him multiple times about this tech nigger dump happening now
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You don't scare me with your gay fake dump, bobo
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>>62765723
CVX caught lackin
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>>62765727
Why is this jewish mummy paying wagies to throw around nuts
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>>62765732
do you have any idea what your CAGR would be if you got 1% daily every single trading day? ~1100% CAGR. fuck off with your pissant mindset.
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>>62765737
>comparing yourself to your imagination of others

No wonder you are impressed
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Didn't we all know already that OpenAI is shit? Why is the market crashing out?
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>>62765743

bingo. realize the gains roll them into another opportunity

buy and hold is for people that have jobs. do you guys have jobs? lol
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>>62765743
the key phrase was 'random fluctuation'
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>>62765750
we know, but the market doesnt
and the ebtire AI pyramid scheme is build on that
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Down about $6000 today. I hate this market. It sure loves dumping hard.
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>>62765742
>expese ratio
you forgot the N
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Seems like the twin towers on GOOG today were an exit pump type situation.
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>>62765753
I do actually, and buying/selling every day is a recipe for disaster.

>>62765754
Sorry to be so pissed off, I just really want people to understand the value of slow and constant growth. You do not need to gamble on shit options.
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>>62765760
>twin towers
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>>62765743
You sound dumb and you are very bitter about something, probably a broke white incel
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>>62765750
everyone knows this shit is a scam, they just think they can ride the bubble and get out before everyone else. today was spooking people into thinking that openAI might implode and pop the bubble sooner then they thought.
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When's the plunge protection protocol kicking in? Someone tweet something, anything...
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>>62765766
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>>62765762

>options

the only time I use options is to sell puts to fucking retards at lows at a price that I would be fine with holding the shares. 99% of my trades are just holding shares until I'm happy with the exit. everything I shill here is shit that I would be fine with bagholding and DCAing until an exit
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>>62765760
Look at MU yesterday xD
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>>62765767
Ive been eating my shirt since the reverse split on TECS a few months ago. Today was a good day. Many more to come.
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>>62765769
Can't make rational arguments to a moron who claims he can flip heads everyday for eternity
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>>62765783
Correct. It is entirely unreasonable to assume you are ever going to beat the market with random tickers you think will go up. We agree on this wholly, but don't talk shit on 1% a day.
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>>62765762
I almost exclusively trade options but yeah obviously a sustained 1% would be bananas
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>>62765783

martingale works. the only time martingale doesn't work is if you use margin or you are buying dogshit that goes under. just don't buy dogshit like IREN you will be okay

learn to size your bets
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>>62765727
>When asked by neighbors and park staff why they spread the nuts, Seid's workers have responded with "hostile" language but no explanation, neighbor Caroline Novak tells Axios.
>While the Seids aren't explaining their actions, the dishes of water and cracked nut shells Axios noticed on their porch Tuesday suggest they may just like feeding wildlife.
Lol kinda based
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>>62765767
i'm gonna ride the bubble. up 103,05% this year thanks to the AI niggers
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>>62765789
Martingale will eventually fail given enough time. There's no law in the universe that says you can't flip tails twenty million times in a row. There is a law in the universe that eventually the chances of 20 million heads coming up in a row approaches 100% given a large enough sample.
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I think faggots finally closed their shorts on PEP its cumming a little bit
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Poorfags
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>>62765787
>don't talk shit on 1% a day.

I didnt
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>>62765800
Then I misinterpreted your post.
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>>62765796

on an index martingale literally cant fail unless the country fails
>buy QQQ at 730
>have a rule where you average down every X %

its all about sizing and not blowing your bankroll. shit only gets dicey if you use leverage or margin. just don't use it
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>>62765789
Martingale only works if you can have infinite, free debt or otherwise unlimited bankroll. It does not work with finite bankroll and always ends in ruin.
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>>62765789
>martingale works

I don't know or care what that is but im certain you didn't find a foolproof system
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Do you guys feel attachment to your stocks
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>>62765804
>unless the country fails
>this is taken as unlikely for some reason
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>>62765804
>cant fail unless
you just proved yourself wrong asshole
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>>62765319
I went from 10k into UUUU to now only having 4.9k in it in one year.

I am so tired of winning mr.president
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>>62765805

there were hedge funds that had some of the best performances in the history of the world that exclusively used martingale.

they only blew up because they got too big and used margin. once you are moving around billions of fucking dollars you become a target. no one here will ever have to worry about those problems
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>>62765808
Like a girlfriend I want to dump, yes.
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>>62765810
STFU tripniggerfaggot
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>>62765809
kek
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>>62765810
>>62765809

>you would rather have greenbacks in the endtimes

non issue
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>>62765808
Been focusing on semiconductors for the last five years. I'm having a really hard time letting them go because the return has been great.
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>>62765813
>no one here will ever have to worry about those problems
speak for yourself asshole, if your system was so fucking flawless we'd all be fucking billionaires
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>>62765813
[citation needed]
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>stock i want calls for will take 6.4999 hours exactly to reach the vwap it was programmed to go to weeks ago
jokes on you stock market I did a ton of other shit today and didn't watch at all til now
you got me for these 30min though so you win still I guess
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>>62765521
"Annualized" profits is the biggest scam there is. Jooishly so. Like, at levels that should theoretically not be possible.
And dumbfuck and zoomers that know fuck all buy this bullshit.
It's hilarious.
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>>62765813
What I said was a mathematical truth, so your attempted counterexample is irrelevant. The existence of prior retards doesn't invalidate the underlying math.
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I've never heard anyone mention martingale's as a legit strategy who wasn't a dirt bag poorfag. Post folio you fucking bitches
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>>62765827
>>62765819

martingale is just dollar cost averaging brehs. super spooky shit
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>>62765808
Sentimental?
>No.
In the sense that I might be irresponsible with my choices, which is a representation of larger poor decisions Ive made in life?
>Fuck Yeah dude.
Thank god the learning curve for me is better with stocks than it is with women. I tend to NOT make the same financial bad decision twice...
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>>62765557
Man fuck you in particular. I just looked at my KMB and it's down 14% since I bought it in July.
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>>62765804
In this case, you're assuming a positive EV from naively longing (upward bias) and taking it as fact. That doesn't mean 'martingale works', it's irrelevant to what you're presenting here. Martingale determines bet size, so you'd want to compare Martingale sized strat versus something like Kelly.
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>>62765829
no it's not
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>>62765524
Goofy AH
>>
new

>>62765842
>>62765842
>>62765842
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>>62765844
>>62765848
Based
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>>62765820

Bill Huang at Archegos used martingale to take $200 million dollars to $20 billion

LTCM was founded by multiple Nobel prize winners and it used martingale and they were averaging over 40% per year for years

they were both performing absolutely insanely well until they got too big and too greedy and they were using billions in margin like retards
>>
why do they delete the first general creator they should have priority for being first
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>>62765856
I deleted it myself. The other thread was actually 1 post number less than mine, I was just quicker to post the link in this thread
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>>62765871
ah ok
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>>62765854
Both of those funds went out of business literally due to their model assumptions being dangerously wrong. No one's saying Martgingale can't ever make money, but it's mathematically true that it will go to zero without infinite bankroll.

When LTCMs bankroll was cutoff while trying to buy bonds, they went out of business. Similar story for the other retard.



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