Hunting Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous >>62765842
>>62766977i really hate how this anime portrays gambling, its a useful wealth building tool if you use it with respect. my entire networth (89k) was built from gambling and i intend to continue
>>62766981gambling is awesome and you should be proud
>>62766975next week's, new widget fresh out of the slop machine
>>62766986Also I grabbed positions in GS, BAC and WFC that I'll be exiting before earnings
>>62766986What is this I don't like itI don't like looking at it
>>62766991I don't like it (yet) either but it's an earnings calendar for next week. I already had a zoomed out version where I just hover over to the see tickers anyway
If this is such a long term plan, SURELY, you can transfer all your assets so someone else right?I mean what happens after you die? Do you lose everything? Can't your son take over your portfolio?
I sold SOXL at support didn't I
sndk will be massively undervalued when it posts 12 billion in revenue meanwhile other random shit is way up, with the company buying back another 5 billion in shares on top of the 9 billion they already did. Easy 4x next year.Fucking marketmakers need liquidation.
>>62767014Earnings for that week, there's a ton. SNDK on the 29th.
>>62767009>he's not launching his brain in a jar strapped to a projectile on extreme Molniya orbit to achieve near-light speed time dilation to arrive 400 years later to reclaim his appreciated portfoliongmi
>>62767012ya. you can't listen to the news or /smg/ when you trade, and you have to remember prices change every day and leverage time. the market jannies absolutely will distort reality to get a better entry than you and the energy vampires in here will amplify their lies to satisfy their own sadism
>thank you for buying KODK way back in 2026 anon>we're filthy fucking rich now thanks to you>can you take a break from trading to come put a baby in me?
Today I was sitting at a park and a crow came and dropped a dead mouse by meI think it was trying to give me a gift, and that's a good omen for my portfolio
My neighbor was sawing a refrigerator in his front lawn this morning. Is this a metals buy?
I would have so much to buy the dip but I bought last week.
What's the financial play if you're planning on killing yourself in about a fifteen to twenty years? Ideally want the kids set up. Not sure what to do about a 401k. Is there any way to opt out of social security too? Seems like a waste of money when I probably won't see it. Is there anyway I can kill myself without invalidating my life insurance or do I have to rot in a bed for a year or two? Note: Not a depression thing. My health has been deteriorating and I'm probably not going to live into my sixties or retire. Not interested in being bound to a bed barely breathing. Not too bummed about it, but I want to make strategic plays to set my family up.
>>62766981I prefer building wealth from human trafficking but I suppose that's gambling adjacent.
good evening my fellow african americans
>>62767051You have a plan to ensure it doesn't look like a suicide? Both for the sake of the life insurance and for the sake of your kids' mental health.
>>62767023Kek, just like (((Bloomberg's))) unnamed Facebook sources said they were going to lease unused compute in July.
I don't like it when KOSPI is closed for the day
>>62767059I was thinking towards the end of my illness but while I'm still mobile I was going to go for a hike and expire. I'm an avid outdoorsman now, so it really wouldn't be surprising and I think it'd be a peaceful end. I don't think anyone would suspect it was a suicide, more like a man who won't come to terms he isn't a spring chicken anymore. I really have to more research though as I can't really call my life insurance company and ask how I kill myself without voiding the policy lmao
>>62767051>>62767059Kind of gay to be thinking this shit when we can hook your brain up to the metaverse in 15 years where you and your shriveled nasty legs can tap into a virtual forest you can explore like you were 20 years old again. Just pick up some KMB so your real body can shit and piss into a diaper while your smelling flowers and hiking in an alternate reality not plagued by the roving kill bots after the sino-japanese-indian-brazilian war kicks off in a decade and leads to an uninhabitable wasteland outside our bunkers filled with life support providing robots powered by AI.
>>62767051>sell everything before you die and put it all into physical gold>leave enough to your kids to get them by and bury the rest in the yard>tell them to start digging by the old oak tree out back in 6 yearsthe statute of limitations on estate tax is 6 years so if they only "find" your gold stash then, there's no tax penalty for them.>how do I kill myself without invalidating my life insurancebuy a used needle and some fent from a bum and shoot up a lethal dose through your shoe on a street corner somewhere. Dial 911 right when you do it so you die with your phone in your hand and it looks like you stepped on a needle and tragically OD'd and died
>>62767079I do agree KMB makes life worth living even if you're a vegetable.
AI related stocks might recover, but will they ever moon again? I feel that the AI bull market is over. The tech is at the stage that people imagined it would reach when ChatGPT went public in 2022 but it's just not profitable. OpenAI and Anthropic going IPO is the only thing keeping these stocks as overvalued as they are but I have a feeling the entire market will plummet once they ever do go public.OTOH the entire market and to an extension global economy are being propped up by this bubble, so the powers that be have a vested interest to make sure that this doesn't happen.I implore you smiggers, sell me your bull and bear cases for AI-related products (ORCL, Nvidia, SOXL etc) given yesterday's market crash
>>62767085You niggas were literally crying that SpaceX being added to the Sneed and Piss 500 was going to wreck every 401k across the country if it was added. As soon as it was announced it wasn't I picked up a bit at the IPO price of $135. Then it opened at $150. And now it's at $165. AND THAT SHIT IS JUST A GROK PLAY. AND WITHOUT INDEX BUYING PRESSURE.OpenAI could crash and burn. But everyone is using Anthropic for actual work. You buck broken AI doomer sissies still living in 2022 crack me up. It's not a bubble. You missed out on generational wealth and now you're just a crab in a bucket.
>>62767085the sell signal is when theres an actual data center in space. thats when the top is in and they wont need much ai hardware from then on.
>>62767051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CSOwxhGvmYyou have an incredible experience each flight. If something goes wrong its really quick. Your kids will think you were an evel kenevel dad who lived life large.You do not have to pay into social security.Create a trust, appoint a trustee or two, create a will with specific instructions. easy
just recover the whole dump in one go for no reason bro
>he missed the generational SOXL dipLOL
>>62767085ai is profitable though, it's the accounting that is deceptive. all the hyperscalers are seeing significant roi on ai, so much so that they're prioritizing above their historical highly profitable businesses or buying back their cheap stock. something that has 20% roi takes 5 years to "be profitable" on a balance sheet but it's immediately accretive to the company and can be expressed as real value on financial markets. there is some notion that amazon and google don't understand their own finances and are just destroying capital but the earnings reports don't corroborate that and all it takes is a little common sense to know capitalism doesn't work that way and accountants that control the spending aren't total retards.as for the narrative of how they make money, simple economies of scale, billions of people on earth and eventually it reaches a point where it's indispensable, if you want your car to drive itself and get your horoscope from your microwave you will need to pony up. it already measurably improves the productivity of white collar workers, something like 40%, so they could be charging businesses subscription fees in the 30-50k range already. finally government services and military use, which will eventually probably be the bulk of ai spending. ai is unironically the greatest thing ever.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't look at Dated Brent if you plan to trade tomorrow.
NIGGERS
>>62767085SPCX IPO sucked all the remaining AI investment money out of the big VCs and now they're turning around and spending it on chips at Nvidia to raise prices for everyone else and tighten the noose even more. The whole point of the IPO was to pop the AI bubble so they can gradually force all the frontier labs to lease more and more compute with them to reduce operating costs. I'm long SPCX and hold on anything else AI related. >SOXLyou retards do realize that these leveraged etfs pretty much only exist for algo-trading and their price movements are wildly disconnected from the real world, right? They're not "3x" anything, they're just insanely volatile assets that kinda roughly mirror the price movement of their target sector. They're toxic waste. >ORCLIf you're long SPCX you should be really nervous about ORCL because if Spacex can figure out how to do orbital datacenters they can sure as shit do the same thing with cloud storage
>>62767103> it already measurably improves the productivity of white collar workers, something like 40%, so they could be charging businesses subscription fees in the 30-50k range already.This is not a monopoly. No one is paying a 30-50K subscription. They will switch to a cheaper solution. The value is there and being created. Most of it will accrue to end users and their customers.
SOXL has recovered the least kek SOXL
>>62767110>>62767103>https://fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf>Harvard: No productivity increase from using Claude code in software engineering
>>62767056SUP NIGGA!
>>62766389 #>I have made no claimsyes you did you said you had to short before there was any stability or you'd miss out in 90% which this situation has already played out before and you're wrong you had had days upon weeks of opportunities to short>I have never traded bwet , its like playing roulette with perhaps worse oddsIt has had some of the longest winning streak of any fund with big gains.And then wtf are you talking about shorting it for then? That's an even higher risk play.
>>62767110we'll see what happens i guess. the bulk of my portfolio is semiconductors so i'm not overly concerned with who ends up employing them.
AI hating normalfaggots piss me off. Just saw some guy post an excel counting some stuff and someone asked him why he did it. He answered he just copy pasted it into AI and it did it for him. Answer: "that´s even worse". So he should do it by hand like a retard because muh AI? fucking faggot.
wait the market is closed tomorrow?
>>62767128Btw
Are minors finally ready for entry?
>>62767128>>62767132Sam pls go
>>62767133If oil crashes hard and Silver starts pumping big I'd buy HYMC
>>62767085She cute
>>62767118>Harvard says>AI is badNo shit, Claude is smarter than any recent Harvard grad and 99% of their faculty. If they were actually smart they'd be working for a private company and not being a whore to academia.
>>62767151aye teachers should get paid like athletes
>>62767151We all have a different path fren, somebody has to teach
>>62767102Already up 9% from the bottom
I use my stock gains to gamble on arm wrestling
>>62767154Harvard faculty do just fine - and any in economically useful fields who decided they'd rather be in business instead could toss a basic pitch deck together and have VCs practically shivving each other to lead a Harvard prof's seed round.
>>62767171I think it'd me much cooler if you were being taught by the Michael Jordan of teaching. Not possible without the pay
>>62767124the INTC AI image poster still prevails. when are you exiting the chips sector?
>>62767151if you've used for coding on repos you actually have to maintain, you'd understand.
>>62767172A third of a mil a year, summers off, the general collegiate lifestyle, and the prestige of being able to introduce yourself as a Harvard professor does the job and then some. It's a wildly competitive job.Now, your random non-flagship local state school professor making five figures with zero prestige in a field where there is robust private sector demand, different story.
>>62767188good.
>futures
>>62767193dont' worry, the guy below you posted some sheets with great big asses. has to be a good sign
>>62767193its nothing personal, we all got our choices to make. damn shame bobo
>>62767133Hop on nigga.
>>62767179$300k to be the teacher of the future of the most powerful nation to ever exist is peanuts
>>62767200>be 11 y/o>put wig and thong on big booty sheep>???>profit
editor in chief for The Warzone, this guy has info from inside the US military fairly frequently
>>62767214you just described a good old weekend in welshistan
>>62767209Everything isn´t about money nigga. Some people just want to indoctrinate the youth and fuck them as well.
>>62767218>I'm being taught by someone who considered the possibility of getting laid as a major reason for taking the job. This is future of America
>>62767220>possibility of getting laid as a major reason for taking the jobi hate to break it to you anon but there are people who get into student loan debts at colleges they cant afford so they can potentially meet and marry into a rich family.its just that i found out too late it only works for ladies or gay men
>>62767227k but that has nothing to do with teachers getting paid peanuts or are you saying teachers plan to marry into some rich students family? wtf
It looks like the storm is over
>>62767235Yet another bear storm in a tea cup. Nothing ever happens.
Is it a good time to buy more AMD or is there going to be a big pullback like in July?
>>62767238I'd buy a semiconductor etf like SOXX/USD/SOXL over AMD at these prices.
>>62767243AIS has become the best non lever semi fund
>>62767200A good 70% of smg posters would hit that
>>62767091I could see that being a local top but the plan was scale up to 100gw orbital
So, Eurobros, what do you expect for today? Will our dear American brothers crash us? Lately, they're all worked up and yesterday's TACO didn't even crash OIL price like it used to.
As a European I can't take those Tacos for Iran anymore. This is just too much cucking for my taste. Americans are just different.
Oh shit this is real? Miller is back too!https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/2108239829603361193
>>62767263Built different on God.
>>62767263I used to love those TACOS; first 2 times were weird but then, they became so predictable that it was great for some quick gains. But sadly, they don't work anymore.
>Paramount And Producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura Developing Movie Based On ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Video Game
>>62767268The market isn't really going down but also not up on Tacos. The whole act is already baked in by 80-90%
>>62766973They're having to work overtime today to climb out of the hells they were cast into yesterday. The pure desperation that causes humiliation so severe that a heart attack or brain aneurism are likely to occur causing instant death. I wish for each and every one of you the most fortuitous day and the greenest of possible futures.
Is intel going to recover or should I dump it?
>>62767275Yeah, I guess you're right. Yesterday's taco would have sent brent back to 90-92 in 2 hours. But it barely dumped 2 dollars.
>port up 2,05%
>>62767305That just happens to be about the same Sandisk went up by. HAHAHAHAHA h*ck, full-port bro.
I heard someone agree with my Samsung thesisfinally I feel validatedI think Samsung is going to become the most valuable company in the world, and overtake Nvidia.I've had a leveraged position in Samsung since the start of the yearI held through an 80% draw down from the peak, and I'm still up.
>>62767316The infographics appear to be created by the same person. This is a graph I can understand completely. We need three green digits to balance the books.
>>62767320The reason for each digit:>Bush>Obama>Putin>Trump
You guys ready to apologise yet? Even during the two day bear event it did not drop once
>>62767316I noticed they still havent done an ADR like SK Hynix
>my broker server's downffs I wanted to sell my japan etf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoK9E_1Z3TsLast 9 months have felt like 8 yearsFuck my assAll I had to do was buy one thing and make 2 million dollars.
Some dude on WSB traded 60k into 660k and bought a BMW IX with the proceeds. Really? Car looks like fucking shit, so many people have abhorrent taste in cars lol.
>>62767329Let's see if it can touch 16 again until EoY.
Unless the black goy goop is over 100 I’m not worrying
>>62767334I wish someone shilled it obviously back in January. I couldve bought and held and gotten wealthy
>>62767335Those posts are baits for retail to start gambling more recklessly and someone decided there's an overlap between impulsive traders and BMW lovers.
I drive a Dodge Stratus
>>62767347Smigstrodamus here to let you know I drive a mini cooper sport convertible :3Oh yeah and next week don't get suckered in by any Monday/Tuesday pumps because Wed & Thursday are gonna dump hard.
I don't have a drivers licence and I haven't had sex since 2005
>>62767335>tradedThat's literally just buying sandisk last year kekPeople trying to make it sound like they did 666 l33t moves
>>62767305>2.05% *
>Hello! This auction is for one Warhammer 40K Kroot Hunting Pack boxed army set from Games Workshop. I picked this up with the intention of building an entire Kroot force, but life happens and now I am having to sell off all my miniatures. So, if you would like to get a whole lot of Kroot at a good price instead of having to buy them in the smaller boxed sets, then bid on this auction! If you have any questions, please feel free to message me, and I will reply asap. Thank you, and good luck bidding!I should have taken those impulsive trades, while working a consistent job.>>62767352mini coopers are shit
>>62767356We don't do that in Yurop.
>>62767357I like my lil mini, it is very handy for all the teeny tiny picturesque country lanes that litter my little tax haven island..But I respect your stupid ugly lameass opinion, smigga.
clear skies at nightmoving points of light
>>62767366Today is going to open decently green to trap bulls over the weekend then slowly crab down. >Monday red.>Tuesday green.>Wednesday start of the bad times with CPI.Smigstrodamus is on holiday somewhere sunnier and nicer than wherever you are, he may be travelling next week so will miss the pink Wojak posting sadly. But Smigstrodamus will be opening even more Nov shorts on any more SPY/QQQ highs. Yesterday's QQQ drop printed bigly on 0DTE puts.
>>62767356that's like what.... 0.001 ?
Im thinking soxs
>>62767339You fill goy goop into your car?
>Ursula von der Leyen, President of the European Commission, invited Canada to become the EU’ s first-ever associate member>Carney confirms the inauguration will be finalized at the end of the month at a summit in MontrealWhat is this bullish for?
>>62767391europe is turning into the eurovisiongive it a few years and israel will have a permanent seat
>>62767391Being cucked by EU rules but having no say in it
>>62767391apparently the eu is operating like a wow guild, when are they inviting india
>>62767391I guess the ocean shipping companies that operate between Canada and EU.
>>62767391Canada is gonna get so many European immigrants. Which I guess will be an improvement to their regular pajeets immigrants.
>>62767402>EU allowing tax paypigs to leave
>>62767402>He doesn't know
>>62767329The lowered price target seems more realistic so it won't sold for now.
Im tired hoss…I just want dat lil green line thang to go up…
Just what Diesel needed.>Shell and Chevron said on Wednesday they were curtailing offshore operations in the Gulf of Mexico as Tropical Storm Isaias approached the region.>Shell said it was evacuating all personnel and shutting in production at its Mars, Olympus, Ursa, Vito and Appomattox assets. The company added that it had already moved non-essential personnel from its Stones asset.>Separately, Chevron said it had initiated shut-in procedures for production at four Chevron-operated Gulf of Mexico facilities in preparation for the storm.>The US oil major added that some additional personnel were being transported onshore, while production at its other five Gulf of America, referring to the Gulf of Mexico, facilities remained at normal levels.>Tropical Storm Isaias formed in the Gulf of Mexico on Wednesday and is forecast to strengthen into a hurricane before slamming into the southern US coast early on Saturday, bringing heavy rains, storm surges, and possible tornadoes across several states, the National Hurricane Centre said.
>>62767412chance to make more while u wait stonks are long game it’s not uncommon to wait a couple of years for returns
>>62767418Based Black Hurricane
>>62767421noooo i want it NOW HOSS!!!
>>62767391HGRAF hoes rise up
>>62767434I need it.
>>62767418>Gulf of MexicoIsn't it called the Gulf of America now?
>>62767439Yea, they just deadnamed the gulf, what a mysoginistic chud…
>>62767391I did my own research and apparently it's a defence, critical minerals, manufacturing and AI deal. So shit like NEO, NOU and TKMS.
>a 3%+ daily move has literally happened a finger-countable number of times>so let’s do unlimited downside trades on SPY 0DTEIt’s maffsAm I gonna make it?
FISVPYPL
Green…Ahhh it’s greeeenn!!!We won kurumi Chan we are winners!!
>>62767391Trump BTFO
Buy every dip NIGGA
QQQ will double top at 760 then begin the long descent to 700, if we're lucky. 660 if its a real bad one.
did you panic sell yesterday?
Rallying on a Friday?Dead count bouce from the big drop yesterday?
>>62767104>some of you guys are alrightThat's a fuckin lie.
>>62767480Bro we literally hit an ath this week. I think its allowed to pump
To European and German Anons especily what you think of AFX.DE?Is it a good long?The graph looks good to me and i have been following it since late June early July and it gave me good feelings but i dont know enough about the fundamentals. My idea is the rise of boomer populations needing eye sight surgery and such.
Spcx price prediction for Q2 2027?
>BREAKING: Ray Dalio says AI is a "classic bubble," and it may be close to bursting.>The billionaire Bridgewater founder says two forces usually pop a bubble: rising interest rates, and investors needing to turn paper wealth into cash.>"Wealth is not the same as money."Dalio is a billionaire?!?
>The U.S. Department of Labor suspended eight major technology and IT outsourcing companies—including Indian firms like Tata Consultancy Services (TCS), Infosys, Wipro, and HCLTech, alongside Cognizant, Microsoft, and Adobe—from the Permanent Labor Certification (PERM) program over alleged visa fraud and misuse>Falsifying US Worker Availability: By law, to sponsor a foreign worker for a PERM green card, a company must legally certify to the U.S. Department of Labor that they cannot find a qualified, available American worker for the role. The administration alleges these companies are making false certifications>Running "Ineffective" Job Advertisements: Officials accused the firms of intentionally creating flawed or obscure job listings designed to get zero applicants. The companies then pointed to the lack of American applicants to justify hiring cheaper foreign workers>Mass Layoffs Concurrent with Visa Filings: The government heavily targeted companies that laid off thousands of U.S. citizens while simultaneously applying for thousands of foreign worker visas and green cards. JD Vance highlighted Microsoft as a primary example, stating the company cut 6,000 American jobs while benefiting from thousands of H-1B visas and green cards>Creating "Foreign Indentured Servants": The administration alleged that these companies used the multi-year green card backlog to trap foreign employees in lower-paid positions, undercutting the U.S. labor market and suppressing domestic wagesOh wow the thing everybody said was happening was indeed happening
>>62767490$100
>>62767499after the 10:1 stock split of course
>>62766977>>62767104>>62767457>>62767469I just associate all pink anime girls with Klarna at this point. Bullish or just mental illness?
>>62767498>It turns out jeets scamOh my Science! How were we to know in advance?!
>>62767478no. I stopped looking to prevent that event.
>>62767498If you invest in any of these companies you’re a spiritual jeet if not an actual one
>My Kioxia I slurped before the dip mated and now my 100 shares has become 300 sharesThese Japanese shares are breeding like rabbits, at this rate I will own 1,000,000 shares by Channukah.
>>62767516Can you hook nose rats come up with a unified spelling for your gay holiday where you worship candles and fucking lamp oil? Channukah to me seems like a 4chan holiday.
Thank you Smigsteradamos.
>>62767478only a lil bit, 3k of a stock I was 10% in gains, today I would have made another +1% though
realized gains on the QCOM and HOOD I bought yesterday. like 3% for 12 hours is good enough in nigger retard market.get the fuck out before the 14th is all I have to say... you niggers think the market is forward looking? its not at all. it will wait until the exact millisecond the CPI report is published and then bots will rug out on "higher than expected inflation"really nigger? who is expecting lower inflation the last month?
>>62767527You are welcome kind smigger I do it all for thee. I could see QQQ jumping to 760 today before crabbing at the top and beginning to dump, selling accelerates after hours. Monday opens red in Korea gets bought up in Euro hours and sold at the US open before crabbing upwards then Tuesday fake pump to sucker in bulls at the top before CPI & PPI rugpull. Although I may sellout and start a fortune telling fintwit during the November/December lows so I seem like a genius prophet in the Feb highs.
>>62767498Perfect example of selective enforcement, ALL tech companies were doing this shit. The administration is just targeting those who didn't pay up. I hope everyone gets the memo though, automate your processes, jeets are a liability. We know not a single SP500 corpa would hire an American ever if given an alternative.>futas>telecomDidn't we have a scare like this a few months ago, they all rebounded. Sat phones aren't nearly at a spot to compete with legacy cell.
Mornin. What shall today bring?
>>62767498you know its just because JD Vance saw AI slop images of him with his jeet family and they told him it was affecting his polling numbers that everyone was talking about jeets on the internet.nothing will change its just a stunt for elections to shoot a few Mexicans with ICE agents and have a conference where you say Indians stink.
>openai casually misses revenue estimates by 20 billionlmao
>>62767030bought a couple hundred @ 6.50, up 40 something % now. Just holding it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62767478No. So I masturbating to the cup on the chart today.
>>62767051>Is there anyway I can kill myself without invalidating my life insuranceread your policy. Some actually cover suicide after a 1 or 2 year waiting period. Some guys go out and get themselves murdered (being flashy with cash and jewelry in diverse areas for instance) if their policy is a dick about KYS.
>>62767498I thought all coders will be replaced by AI within two years. Why do we still care about who got jobs?
>>62765917I told you niggers Apologize
nobody is more bullish than meI'm the most bullish person,on /biz/, and in the worldI'm a perma bull.and I ascended to the next level,I'm a super bullYou can't out bull me.
>>62767051If they let you opt out of social securty,the scam would collapsethe return you get off of social security is terribleyou'd have been better off setting up your own retirement account,but instead of investing into equities, you invested in nothing but bonds.Your return would beat social security.Social security could have been funded now for the next century if when they set it up, that put new contributions into an index investment portfolio. They absolutely squandered unbelievable prosperity, and an almost unlimited budget. but this is America whee dumbfucks are in charge.
How about no.
Thinking about buying 30year US and Canadian bonds once they clear 10%
I mentioned this ticker last night but I think I am going to buy it today. I was digging through some kike hedgefund reports to see what they are buying and I saw that Elliot Investment Management is buying IHI.I wouldn't mind more healthcare exposure in my portfolio and this one is interesting/I have never seen it discussed here. It is at a nice multi-year low right now and seems to have bounced off resistance/they are accumulatinganyways I know you niggers only buy tech shit but this seems like a good diversification play.
>>62767584I thought paying more than 500$ for a phone pre-covid was ridiculous.
NIGGER MARKET
>>62767593I use VHT as a small portion of my portfolio and I dont expect much from it. Sad reality is that a lot of the companies in that fund distributes dividends which hurt the equity value.Its a decent hedge though.
>>62767593I avoid stockpicking healthcare like the plague.there is so much completed shit involving it. Especially biotech.I'm not saying healthcare is bad, thoughthere's nothing wrong with using a helathcare ETF.
>>62767600I think they are using it as a hedge for boots on the ground. I'm not even joking. they are very heavy on oil too. if nothing happens its just a basket of healthcare companies that will be okay anyways
>>62767581Squandering social security is a feature to the people with noses. It's not even supposed to give you a return. A lot of other countries don't even have anything invested at all.
>>62767600I consider most of healthcare deadweightbiotech and pharma is where you want to be.
>>62767605The other thing I forgot to mention is that its only lost about half a percent from the regular relative downturn in the market from all the other factors driving non-ai companies down, so it is faring pretty well all things considered.
>OJ is not FChow much this gonna cost me
Why does AAPL seem to be inverse tech, like WMT?
>>62767612looks like crabbish accumulation chart if I've ever seen one. shit like this usually nigger pumps.
>>62767507That's what the Klarnafags was after. Subliminal shilling
>>62767536So you are saying i need to short the s and p 500, fun fact i have never made money doing that, but this time it will be different
So now that the super intelligence trade is dead, what the fuck is next for us? I just saw they're going to make it so the clankers are woke, and you can't even call them clankers or they'll just ghost you like that broad I brought back to her parents because I saw she had pinholes in her arms.
>>62767627I've never told anyone here to use any options or short anything
>>62767609what I meant,social security should have been a sovereign wealth fund invested in public markets. They squandered hundreds of trillions of dollars by not doing that.and what I meant by the return of social security,the amount you pay into it is a lot more than the amount you receive when you retire. If you're poor, you're not net negative if you live a long time,but if you're poor, you'd still have been better off like paying $5k a year into a standard 401k.instead of 15% of your income going into the social security blackhole.
>>62767627Exotic digits
>>627676356-7>6-7
>>62767633No you just told me to do it and i am willing to thanks boss for the financial advice
>>6276763850/50 it works man. goodlucktrump might just tell em to push out another 0.0% inflation report this month and we can revise it to the real numbers later.
So we will pump today i will buy october 15 otm puts on that pump, trump is going to crash the economy over the weekend and then the inflation report will be bad as well so i will 20x o7
>>62767649>AI faggots Twitter post Monday that they solved a hekkin maths problem>everything gaps up 10%>puts -90% by monday>everything nigger rugs on CPI but you don't have time to make it back to break even because the pump was too bigI dunno man buying short term options are the best way to delete your stack usually.
>>62767655Be the options sellerTake your pocket change you made and start a liquor fundYour welcome
>SN1604Bullish birth dayHappy death day
>>62767658I only sell puts at lows man. I don't sell puts at an ATH. that sounds really fucking stupid
>>62767391 >>62767444Oh shit, this might actually be bullish for mining and AI stocks
>>62767661Sell calls
>>62767549they didn't though babe. and it wouldn't be a good thing if they did, you being right in your cynicism isn't the most important thing in the world >>62767023>>62767175going to hold through 2030 at least, which is when 18a is supposed to hit peak production
Fridays are always tricky. Be careful out there, anons.
>>62767030Lmao don't do this the Kodak trade is over retards
>>62767637My flyers are 0-3-2.
>>62767661It's not really stupid,mathematically, markets at or near ATHs have higher probabilities of going higher. That's just how it is.By selling call options,you're sacrificing potentially unlimited upside for premium income.It's not stupid.
>>62767667>sell callsand then miss out when your company announces they cured cancer and gaps up 200%?if I have to name the single worse trade I've ever made in my life it was selling calls on some shit farming pennies and it absolutely giga nigger pumped on me. the trade closed green and it was still the most disgusted I've ever felt in my life. I would rather ride some shit to 0 than get left behind farming nickels selling calls
>1 minute til liftoff...
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62767674whatever cope you need man just know you are agreeing to buy the top. that's what you are doing. you are writing a contract saying you will buy the toplmao. no thanks
>>62767672damn 2 points in 5 games, we just got 3 points for one win last night against the black cocks.
Guys we are in a DIESEL CRISIS and BOOTS are going to be on the GROUND this weekendGAS. PRICES.Please join and support me in shorting the S and P 500 OIL GAS IRAN Say ot with me, Its a red ocotober
>>62767682
>open approaches>suddenly various stocks start losing overnight gainsLol
>missed the AI FUD dip
>>62767677>announces they cured cancer>only gaps up 200%Maybe LLY because they're already 2 trillion or some shit, but even that is pushing it.If a company cures cancer,it's going to become the most valuable company in the world.anyway, I'm not crticising what you said. I just wanted to talk about something stupid.
we green ?
>>62767688ITS RIGGEDITSALLRIGGED
>>62767685I still hate them, but our 2010 playoff spanking of Patrick Cane was fantastic... borderline orgasmic.>>62767682Based.
>>62767694using too many options is spiritually Indian and very brown/retarded
>>62767391bullish for canada becoming even shittier
>>62767699>Patrick Kanefuck that guy, what an asshole
Anybody else seethe when they have a day where QQQ is beating their portfolio?and then cope about at least beating SPY.and then cry if SPY is beating you.
despite my minors having completely shit the bed, I am still at an ATH today
OWO IREN im watching you.Where are you going?
>>62767703I hate him more than I hate Marchand, but Sid is still persona non grata in my life.>alsoQQQ dumping off the rip. Is this Bearish for AI?
>>62767700with how cyclical the markets are in most countries,relying on options make a lot of sense in those types of markets.It's actually normal in most countries, if 5 decades go by, 2.5 of those decades are down.
SPCX DAY!
>>62767711it doesn't mean anything about direction dude. its just Indians, Jews and Germans tipping Jews for leverage
>>62767700Worst Korea only at 12 and look at what they caused. Imagine it was India betting on semis and memory instead
>>62767708I don't hate any hockey players, except that one latinX skater in my men's league, we lost a good friend after he got b& for life from the league following an altercation that occurred at the end of a play-off game, and then when we get in the line for handshakes, dude wouldn't fist bump anyone on our team, and he got to stay in the league, while our skater got b&.
>>62767717>they arentwhy do you think every tech CEO is indian
IHI is fucking pumping btw I'm up 1% since I shilled it. I think I'm on to something niggers
>>62767718Idk i met Justin Faulk and he was a cunt IRL. The small market teams just drink at random bars I tend to occupy, and you see them a lot.>Eddie Lack and Seb Aho were chill af though
>>62767719Because Indians were the first version of AI. A semi intelligent cheap replacement for human labor.
yes i'm making thousands today but i hurt my arm and i can't do curls right now. it's over
>>62767716exactly,options don't mean anything about direction.And 99% of people in the US market are betting on an upward direction. So it makes perfect sense to long and hold in the US market.Options are flexible in either direction.You will find, in most countries, even normalfags ride the cycle. Like they will put off buying a home until there's a recession. That's what most of the world does.
>>62767727its because if they put a saaaarrrrr as the CEO they know Indians will ape the company with 100000x leverage
Ok time to full port to IREN.
Fridays are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Intcels...my asshole has been bleeding for the entire week...
>>62767742Are you an alcoholic? Hemorroids?
>IHI +1.5%you never listen. you hate making money. I spoonfeed you entries every day.
>>62767747I also trimmed TTWO here a lil bit but not much I think its going to run I just like to lock in a bit of gains
Dead thread
Oh wow look at that, it lost the majority of the overnight pump -_-
>>62767747>hey guys im a big investor and I want to buy this etf>1.5% riseIm shocked
>>62767753where are your plays boss? I realize gains every day and post them here every day. all you do is baghold and act like an ungrateful niggersay thank you
Fuck, I've too much cash now.What do you think will moon next week?
Wew guess selling off those calls yesterday wasn't such a bad idea.I shall hold these debit puts thoughbeit, got them since Ive seen this pattern one too many tomes of SOXL losing all its gains soon after market open, bought them when SOXL was much higher. How nice, gains from simply betting on that pump being a scam pump. Hmm had I gone all in Id have 3x my portfolio
>>62767754I only play the puppies, boss.
Every since I stopped day/week trading it's all gone to absolute shit. Since 2 weeks I am almost exclusively just holding and it's going so bad...
>>62767767But holding companies which I think will do well long term just feels comfy... Despite the losses...
>>62767767next time you are up bigly and the market is at an ATH while the fed is hiking rates and the world is going to shit you should probably click the sell button instead of masturbating or whatever you guys do all day
Do I keep my ESPP shares in the mid term or sell it all upon vest?
>TTWOa darkie fueled stock
Amd done selling off the debit spreads. Somewhere between 3x-4x. Well well well if the market is gonna keep doing these overnight pumps that completely lose their gains asap on open, then I can just buy puts and reap the rewards.
GME is mooning. Thanks to oil money they are buying eBay
>>62767017>CVXWe finna be eatin' lobster on Saturday night niggerliquidbros.Also, should I open a position on AZN? I like the ticker and got vaxxed with their brand of antiCOVID magic, so I'm already doing business with them.
>>62767772This is what I deserve to wake up to in heaven after I was cursed with the worst market timing in history on this gay earth
rebought the HOOD I sold this morning
>>62767012>TA on a leveraged ETFdumb fuck
>>62767777it's beating schd ytd, and soon will eclipse the share price
V and MA chads, they thought they could stop the duopoly. HAHAHA
>>62767784I've been balls deeps at $18. Very comfy. EOY or Q1 at the latest eBay should be acquired, that means at least a $40-50 range for the combined stock
>uMich even worse>Market: Look at this arab source
GOOG CHADS REPORT IN
>>62767793i'm happy for you. you took a risk and it paid off, and i wish the company and its shareholders success.
Why is it so slow here anyways? Not even enough excitement overnight when SOXL was up a lot. Did most anons just give up or run too low on money?
>>62767772sell it all and taken the guaranteed win, assuming you got a 10-15% discount. put the money in a different investment. staying heavy in ESPP or RSU options for the company you're working at concentrates your exposure. if the company does well your paycheck should reflect it (eventually), so you didn't really need the stock exposure. vice versa if the company doesn't do great.
they are funneling money from tech into other stuff in an unreasonable amount as if only tech was at risk lmao
>>62767803
>>62767803>Berkshire Hathaway buys 10 gorillion goog at 345 perJust buy it whenever it's below 345. It's that simple.
ASML CHUDS REPORT IN
>>6276780690% of people here are in a 100% meme/chip portfolio and whenever their anus gets prolapsed they disappear for a while. many such cases
>>62767819>MSFT denied all the jeets>still green
>>62767806once i hit my goals i stopped caring about money so i shitpost a lot less. now i spend my time exercising and ranking up my pals in palworld
i liek BUG lol
>>62767815I appreciate the autism, but why not just put it all in swppx? None of those beat the SNP.
TMUSsisters, not like this!!!!
>>62767806They still want to trap retail investors in the AI trade, even though everyone understands that once Democrats win the midterms, data center construction will be halted and chip demand will collapse.
>>62767815These things have a bunch of overlap. Holding both accumulating and distributing ETFs is questionable too in terms of strategy. You have 42,1% weighted overlap between SCHB and SCHV, 15,4% between SCHD and SCHV. If you'd wanna rectify that you could hold just SCHB SCHF and SCHC.
>TTWO2 green days, I might buy more shares the next day its red, but I feel like its only going higher til Nov or the whole sector dumps lol
top news story on Robinhood says its a NIGGER MARKET
>>62767846Bullish for Klarna.
PEPnigger why the FUCK is it down? You promised a niggerpump
>>62767814
Grimes is back, is this bullish or bearish?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qglxurLB52E
>>627678463 chirps from a smoke detector is enough to schiz me out, idk how they do it.
I want to kill myself
>>62767859this is satanic
>>62767859This means her meds started working and she'll buy less of them. Bearish for pharma companies.
>>62767863Which companies are likely to benefit from a lot of people killing themselves?
>>62767857oil worriesshaking out touristsprofit takingweekly options expirationI dunno its right back to the 125 turbo crab line so I'm thinking options expiration. We will see where it goes Monday.
>>62767872Funeral homes. There's one publicly traded one in my country, not sure if the US has any.
>>62767873fuck!
>>62767872WM
>>62767859lol, she jooish?
I just want a sustained decade long, 60% crash so I can accumulate. Is that really too much to fucking ask?
>>62767859giving art hoes too much money is always bearish.
>>62767863You probably want other stuff too. Go and get that instead
>>62767879You will get a crash and a bear market. It will happen as soon as you stop wanting it.
>>62767878a Canadian feminist whose parents were a banker and a lawyershes spiritually as Jewish as you can get
>>62767879This thread is being scanned by Vanguard, Blackrock and the Rothschilds. You'll never get what you want.
>>62767682>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
>>62767887that is indeed one grimy ass skank Why am I supposed to care
>>62767859Gods, I bet she has big milf nipples now ;_;
>tfw janny fills you on the exit pump and then the stock immediately goes lower after you are outi would describe today's action as "cheeky". thanks for the cheeky fills today janny! have a good weekend
>>62767892Made some pretty good musicGave Elon some kids
>>62767898the phrase "good music" would be subjective on the topic of grimey
>GRRR
>>62767747I'm a medfag how did this slip under my radar? we are using more and more robotics systems in every discipline . DaVinci is getting a lot of competition
i am going back to sleep.
>>62767903im only down twelve hundred and ninety basis points!
>>62767901Thats true of all art, anon.
>>62767898Oh waow imagine how much I don't care fucking goycattle tabloid gossiper
>>62767904I've had jewish doctors straight up vent to me about how overpriced the equipment is but they are forced to buy it anyways and that I should invest in it lmao. seems like a good place to park money in any timeline desu>>62767898anytime I'm sad I just remember that I've fucked hotter chicks than billionaires end up getting and that money isn't even real lol
Now they just repump tech without selling the stuff they bought after selling tech and SPX goes higher, lmao it's tht easy
KLARbros. They ripped on us, called us names, but who is smiling now?
>>62767914>I've had jewish doctors straight up vent to me about how overpriced the equipment is but they are forced to buy it anywaysI strongly suspect they are operating as training wheels so 3rd worlders can play surgeon
>>62767918even basic shit like a scalpel costs like $30 and they can only use it once and then they have to throw it in the trash. Jewish doctors get in trouble all the time trying to reuse them to save a few shekels.everything they use is overpriced and marked up 100's of % and then they have to trash it after.
I'm convinced the market can't go down. I'm a bear. I'm buying.
>>62767926top signal
>>62767924cant they just throw the scalpel into an acid vat and then microwave it to sanitize it?
>>62767924>even basic shit like a scalpel costs like $30 and they can only use it once and then they have to throw it in the trash.hm? autoclave
>>62767931Sharps bin doesn't get sorted.
>>62767929>why is everything inefficientthey legally cant reuse them.>whybureaucrats and hypochondriac jews
>>62767928
>CNBC>Hurricane Isaias>They pronounced it "I, Zaius"Well done, lads, well done!
Have you got financial freedom?
>>62767903Time to accumulate more, I guess
>PLNTfuck I missed that one at 40 for sure lol. giga retard pump started
>>62767969I really doubt someone who can’t safely operate a motor vehicle can achieve financial independence from day trading
>>62767969No, but I know the best way to do it is to teach other people how to do it.
Klarna is freaking going to the fucking Moon.
Just buy UPRO and chill.
>>62767982Did you listen? Did you keep just loading up when everyone else was selling? God I hope you did
>tech goes down>SPX goes down a bit>tech goes up a bit>SPX pumps even higheryo
>>62767984>>62767989
Every white collar professional and executive that I've ever met irl has been pro-AI and impressed by the tech. On the internet all I see are people seething about it. Who are these people? The unemployed?
>>62767969I'm not a tradingcuck. Dividends are for chads that want to do nothing at all and yet still afford a living.
Any CVXbros here? Did you all capitulate last week?
>>62767961Why do you come to smg of all places to congratulate CNBC on pronouncing a name correctly?
>>62767991Executives aren't where they are because of their intelligence
>>62767998>Why are you talking about how competent CNBC Business News hosts are in a business forum?Why are you so upset about it?
>>62767993>just never selling chud > dividends troon > day trading nigger
>>62767995Yes and no because I was already bagholding and refuse to leave without profit considering how oil has been
>>62767991You underestimate how easily impressed most people in corporate jobs are. The Internet’s maladjusted autists are not dumber than them if that’s what you’re insinuating.
>>62768006I bought the pico top at 217, I know this shit is going higher.
>>62768011I shilled it here at 170 and sold at 200. glad to see smigger are buying it at 217 though you guys never disappointnext they will drop on an earnings beat "for no reason at all" and it will just be a bunch of pico top buyers seething. the cycle repeats.
>>62768014>>62768014>>62768014
>>62768000True, a lot of them are just go-getters. Regardless, I've never met an engineer that was anti-AI. The execs can have a bit of a fantasist view on what can be done by the current frontier models. Regular employim are more realistic but still see the worth in them. Makes me think only bums and niggas that stack shelves are the main anti demographic.
I just made $4622 on 0DTE SPY, tell me why I should just do this twice a month and live
>>62768001It's just weird and it gives me the ick. I've already told like a hundred people about how you gave me the ick, the whole school knows
>>62768011Shit I bought it at 214, I knew it’d go back up but man was I annoyed with myself
>>62768021how much did you risk?
>>62768061i closed at +100% return bacause im paranoid so about 4700 plus options fee
>>62767682Based
Why is every single day in boomer indices like a +3000% day? Options don't even pay you accordingly.
>>62768612If the options arent paying what the theta value is (underpaying for risk exposure) it means the options are oversaturated and too many people are selling options vs buyers. You have to find one that has less people selling the options and more buyers.
