All females in my team went out to lunch without inviting me. How do I make sure I'm invited next time?
Be a real woman
You don't need those bitches
Genuinely though?Hold on I have the perfect thing I saved for years, wait a minute
Carry good cocaine on you always.
Here we gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvuv0357O8I
>>62767976>Oh my gawd, OP is like so creepy, right girlies?>Facts, gurl!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBDIZ809Tg
>>62767976You don't want to go with them OPI was at a table in work with three other girls. 2 were young 20s, 1 is 40s, I'm late 20s. There were talking about threesomes because of some bravo real housewives tier show. Some asked if we'd been in one and the older one say yes when she was younger and the younger hadn't.I told a story that I was on a tinder date with a girl who brought her friend along. They do this sometimes in the beginning. The girl I was on the date with was sucking me off in the back of my car while her friend was giving us space walking around the block on her phone. It's started pouring rain so the friend came back but we weren't done. So she just watched and was talking to us while we finished up. She even grab my dick at one point. So I tell them this story which is pretty mild and they ask how old the girls were and how old I was. I say they were 19 or 20 and I was 26. They were absolutely disgusted and made me seem like I was a sex pest or something. I know they've talked about being in relationship with older dudes but they turned this raunchy conversation they started into me being a monster.
>>62767976complain to hr about discrimination
>>62768220this they are all shit talking op
The waiter team ordered pizzas and didn't give me any..
>>62767976Send them this email: Hi AllThe aim is that we work in concert, with each area of the business supporting each other, and co-ordinating our collective efforts. If each of you can please bring a timetable of critical points so we can all understand the non-negotiables in our planning, and where there are opportunities to support each others' initiatives.Looking forward to getting going on this journey!BestAnon
>>62767976You are thinking about women, anon. Stop doing that.
>>62767976Report to HR that there was talk of a possible title 9 case being filed against the company.If that place is as big as where my mom used to work HR will drag them all in individually for 1 on 1 meetings.
>>62767976By not wanting to be invited, the trick is you have to really not want to be invited
>>62767976sounds gay as fuck to even notice they went out for lunch lol
>>62767976Play hard to get. Women strive on validation.
>>62767976If they didn’t invite other men then it seems it was just a female outing and you need to stop being insecure. If they invited other guys and left only people such as yourself that they deem not human then complain about HR that the work environment is toxic and not inclusive
>>62767976Be tall , good looking and excel socially Who care about foids
>>62767976Monday morning, walk in, take a giant shit on your desk, and then announce to everyone "the female orgasm isn't real." then walk out and find a new job.
>>62767976take estrogen
>>62768655lol why the fuck would you tell a story like that to a bunch of female coworkers you sperg
Be attractive
>>62767976You need to be their playboy (even In not sexual way, initially)
>>62767976Are you a trans woman? If yes report them to HR for harrassment and transphobia
>>62767976Cut it off, anon.
>>62767976Wear a wig and tell HR you are a ma’am. Then they have to invite you to girls’ lunch unless they want to be transphobic.
