Which one are you?
>>62771569You forgot the individual stock betters, day traders, earnings gamblers, leveraged retards, 0dte degenerates, AI hype chasers and many others which make up the majority of /smg/
>>62771569I am always working on ops mom.
>>62771574Those people are just called gambling addicts
i'm the guy who put 2.5m of cash into an X money account for that risk free 6%
>>62771586Based retard gambles his money away for 6% apy while the president tells him to his face that they intend to inflate the debt away, lmao
>>62771569The Index Fund GuyI think people still in crypto are complete retards. I exited ~2 years ago.I also think stock options trading is on par with being a heroin addict. The people doing that are on a path to doom as soon as they start.
I am just a guy
>>62771569entrepreneur guy but with crypto guys personality
The broke nigga
>>62771569>Which one are you?
>>62771569I can tell you I make a million a year by accrual and write off 3.5 vehicles and 30% of my house.
>>62771569I'm the wagie who rots in bed after work.
>>6277156940% index fund40% real estate15% entrepreneurship5% cryptoprobably I could maximize by going all into one but then the risk is also higher (not with index funds but returns there are more limited too)
>>62771590This guy gets it. Genuinely based.
Every index fund guy I've met who was under 40 turned out to be an incel
>>62771676Makes sense. Being terrified of taking risks probably affects every aspect of their lives
>>62771580Gambling addicts are our main demographic.
>>62771569It pisses me off how accurate the “crypto guy” thing is. I still remember how I screwed up a date last year by talking too much about btc, that bitch told me I was way too obsessed with money, and maybe she was right
>>62771569I'm "The Leveraged ETF" guyIf it's not a 2x or a 3x I don't want it.
>>62771574Don’t forget the pm doomers! Which has substantial overlap with the “land and ammo” crowd
>>62771569I'm the vaper. I vape.
>revenue mysteriously becomes profitMade me giggle. My irl mates who run businesses both do exactly this
>>62771569Index guy who wants to be a real estate guy.
A STEM guy do not concerns itself on you poor guy decision on which of the quadrants you are in.
>>62771569The Cash Guy>last quoted as saying "cash is king"
Index fund guy but also the Gold/Silver Guy who isn't 100% on the line always go up meme.
>>62771569Subset of the Index fund guy: Dividend Collector.You can buy more and get paid more each time you buy more.
>>62771569The manual labor goy who keeps losing all his wages on stock market
>>62771569My dad made his money as the top right, I am the bottom left. As he's gotten older he's gravitated to the bottom left, while I'm hoping to inherit and learn from him how to follow in his shoes as the top right.
>>62771913Fag
Me tbqh desu senpai
>>62772154Based trustfund baby
>>62771569OXXO
>>62771569Make one for the "Core Satellite" guy.
>>62771574There is no real people in /smg/. they are bots designed to trick normalfags into becoming bagholders.
>>62771904Don't you dis my land and ammo
>>62771904>land and ammo bad
>>62772184It's pretty great. I don't have a fund I can access, but he has 2+ million in assets that will be divided equally among the three children, which keeps a lot of stress off of me to know I won't ever have to work a horrible job I hate just to retire in modest comfort. I just max out my Roth IRA every year (the ultimate insurance plan) and work fun jobs that give me opportunities to travel. The only drawback is worrying about health insurance since I'm an American, over 26, and I have to be employed full time or a student to get any care that isn't rapetier
>>62771569I'm right here
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>>62771569I’m the real estate and index fund guy. Owe 30k on my 2018 house and should be paid off in 4 years so hoping it will be a cash cow. Have had tenants in it for a year no with no issue. Invest in index funds but individual stocks too. Only put 1k in crypto, lost about 400 but steadily coming back.