If your boomer grandpa gave you $200k, what would you invest them in right fucking now?
Index, Bitcoin, Gold/Silver
100k in Gold and silver, 50k in an index fund, 50k towards buying a property in a foreign country like Thailand so I can get Thai whores to eat my asshole and suck my balls.
>>62771826Property.
>>62771826s&p 500then i wouldnt have to worry
>>62771826Did grandpa not bother to ask you what you were going to do with what used to be his money before he gave it to you
>>62771826$199K in PEPE$1k in vintage porno mags
>>62771826Definitely not chainlink.
>>62771826invest in foid holes theres no way theyve seen their peak
>>62771826Erryting in Saarcoin and Chudcoin.
>>62771826RSR it will 4x guaranteed within the next 2 years but sell it the exact moment it hits that number. I'm actually giving you good advice right now.
MSTRNVAXSPCX
>>62771826200,000 coffees
just put it in an index fund retard or some megacaps like Apple or Google
Deep creampie brown thai pussy
>>62771826whores riding my dick
>>62771826How can I get in touch with your grandpa kek
>>62772719Ha, not in this fucking economy. You'd only be able to get 50,000 coffees at best.
>>62772764You suck at bulk procurement if you can't get yourself 200,000 coffees for that.
>>62771826ICP all in gamble. Go big or go home
>>62771826Married to trad wife, have two childrens and work hard for money
>>62771826grad school
>>62771826I duuno. I'd take one who was dirt poor. I never had a grandfather. I really wanted one. What's it like to have someone interested in you for some reason other than your destruction, abuse, humiliation and misery for lulz? It does sound nice. Hug your grandpa if you have one.
>>62772677Up 40% if people bought since you posted this. How did you know this random irrelevant past cycle shit coin would pump?
>>62771826MSTR SPCX NVDA VSTSOL
Republicans to win in Iowa or Texas
>>62771826I’d be to chicken. I’d just keep it and 1 day it would be gone.
>>62771826Umm can you ask your grandpa to give me 200k too?
>>62774536Your concept of a grandfather might be idealized. My grandfather never gave a fuck about anyone really and was always a massive cunt
>>62775677But he was born in a concentration camp and witnessed his younger brother being beaten to death in broad daylight by "police" for mocking communism, so I guess it would be strange if he wasn't a bit fucked up.
>>62771840I'm honestly surprised that there isn't a global real estate thread on /biz/
$200K lump would be enough for me to retire in jungle asia with a haram of underaged maids.
>>62777790retire for a decade maybe, not life
>>62771826Carnival Cruise stock
>25 broke idiots giving investment advice to a soon to be broke idiot Really is a fascinating world
>>62771826XRP and save the rest
>>62771840>>62777625What is the requirement/pathway for residency and citizenship in Thailand? Been looking into Costa Rica which is 150k real estate investment
>>62779438Found the room temp IQ retard
>>62771826I would put 90k of it in the SP500, 90k in IXUS (international stocks etf), and the last 20k I would put in BTC. But I wouldn't bother holding the BTC on chain I would just use ibit.the compounder bro math says this would result in about 1.5 million USD after two decades, enough to retire in a cheap state or country.
>>62771826Half index fund, half savings account
>>62771840>shiny rock retard is also a degeneratewhy am i not surprised
>>62771826splurge everythinginvest nothing
