>lost half a year's worth of sesterti attempting to flip Syrian tax collection contracts at the Temple of Pollux again What am I going to tell the wife...?
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>>62772093Its already over for you, your wife is sleeping with Jupiter, disguised as an african servant, as we speak.
>>62772105What's "african"?
>>62772111I have failed the larp and must jump into the sea
>>62772119Numidians, Egyptians, and Carthaginians
>>62772133Hebrews
>>62772093I wish I could atleast offer you a ride home, but alas, a Numidian has stolen my horse
>>62772093Divorce her, become gay and leave graffiti in Pompeii, financially speaking (papyrus scroll related).
>>62772093>>lost half a year's worth of sesterti attempting to flip Syrian tax collection contracts at the Temple of Pollux againHow would Romans have known about the funny green arrow though?
>bet 500 sesterces in multi-mercatus that Nero would be a good leader>sets Rome on firewelp
>>62772111>>62772119>>62772133you uneducated slaves havent heard of Scipio Africanusthe hero of Carthage?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scipio_Africanus
>>62772287Look up the societas publicanorum.
Tell her you're going on a vacation to Britannia
