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Give it straight to me how do I made it in this gay life without going through all the troubles of huniliated, mogged and “what am I working hard for” moments.
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That's the neat part
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>>62772140
mortagemax, child supportmax, and loanmax. Acquire as much debt as possible. You will constantly be reminded why you need more money.
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Lower your expectations.
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>>62773369
Mortgagemax. Child-supportmax. Loanmax. Acquire as much debt as humanly possible. Finance the house, finance the car, finance the furniture, finance the lifestyle. Sign away your future for the privilege of making monthly payments on things you barely own. Every paycheck arrives pre-spent, every bill reminds you that freedom has a price, and every price increase reminds you that your salary isn't enough. You'll spend your entire life chasing money to pay for the life you financed. And just when you think you've finally caught up, interest rates rise, the roof starts leaking, the car breaks down, and another unexpected expense spawns out of nowhere. Congratulations, you've unlocked the premium subscription to modern adulthood: perpetual financial anxiety. The game is rigged, the clown makeup is mandatory, and the exit fee is whatever debt you haven't paid off yet.
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>>62773430
AI;DR
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>>62772140
Find one area of life where you can mog, and maximize that.
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>>62772140
Crime.
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>>62772140
Start your own business that you are both passionate about and competent enough in to beat competitors in the market.

Wait, you didn’t think it’d be easy, did you?



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