passivepunk edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Chad Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62771268
>>62772697First for niggers
NIGGERS
the bond bear market will be sustained. this means the bear market is going to reach stocks soon
I'VE BEEN SCOOPED WTF
Wtf I just on /pol/ and I quote:>HE WALKED HIS MOST FANATICAL SUPPORTERS INTO A FEDERAL BUILDING ON JAN 6TH TO GET THEM ALL ARRESTED IN A ZOG HOLDING CELL>HE GAVE HIS DAUGHTER TO A JEW AND TAKES ORDERS FROM HIS JEWISH SON-IN-LAW JARED KUSHNER.>DON'T WORRY ANON. OIL & GLOBAL MARKETS ARE FUCKED LONG TERM BUT AT LEAST JARED KUSHNER, THE LITTLE KIKE INBRED RAT, MADE 220% PROFIT INCREASE XDIs this true?
Oil to zero
Dancing to your sick tunes, OP.
>Ukrainian forces are mounting a major attack drone raid into western Russia this evening. >Local channels report several hundred drones in the air, primarily skirting the western border and aiming for deep targets.
>>62772715Gonna buy more energy positions
DUDE IN THE FUTURE MONEY ISNT GOING TO BE WORTH MONEY BUY SPACE STOCKS 1000X LEVERAGE
>>62772713didnt think you could improve but this is betterOCT 28 is DDAYhyperscalers MUST REAFFIRM or it's ALL OVER
>>62772715they are not allowed to do that.
>>62772725Ι'm buying AZN tomorrow. Euthanasia is the future.
oh and another spcx launch is happening at 7pm mondaymight be a dunk worth using as an entry if it doesnt happen during the day
>>62772715So in other words, it's a day of the week that ends with -y
>>62772730>Euthanasia is the future.Yes, particularly thai ladyboys.
i suspect because of the tricks musk ran on friday during the unlock day (announcing great news that algo reacted positively to) the hedgfunds and institutions will try to sink the stock again to get the down they wanted and not what they were swindled out of on friday
test
>>62772740I get it. It ain't makin me laugh, but I get it.
KEVIIIIIIINWHAT THE GOD DAMN FUCK
>>62772743test failed, fuck you
Should I just dump my money into qqq? I'm 40
>>62772751i received a warning because the jannies are absolutely seething over my NWKWAB
>>62772705Nuh-uh. AI-related companies going on a debt binge just means they're super confident in their products
>>62772752All in on SOXL. It's too late for you to be taking it slow.
Can someone explain why the indian stock index is crashing?What happened, don't give me a bunch of bullshit about how happy you are or what you think, give me a real answer.
>>62772767Bad omen in Mumbai famous elephant miscariage.
>>62772775Curse you Vishnu!
>>62772767Feces were found smeared all over the motherboard of the computer handling the Hindi stock exchange
>>62772767SAAAAAAR!
>>62772767why would someone be happy if indias market is crashing? Seems irrelevant to my day to day
>looked at my 401k allocations for the first time in 4 yearsim in for a hell of a ride next year, holy shit
>>62772709Imagine if TSMC and ASML underperform.
need a trader gf
>>62772767The market is just finally pricing in that AI has made India completely worthless. Outsourcing firms are absolutely fucked since you can just give your existing teams a Claude subscription rather than spending a half million dollars on 1000 jamboys to ship something that doesn't even work.
>>62772767my understanding was half the "crash" was fake news, and the other half was an oil/rate shock that made sensex (heh) drop to a new 1yr low. still way up on the 5yr.
oil chads keep winning. And after midterms I will sell my oil with stupid profit and become a uran chad. And all the mag7 retards cry that microsoft continues to do nothing. kek
>>62772767From one quick google search, it doesn't look like its crashing, its more like a sharp pull-back because of some political instability.>>62772780Because most of the internet is easily influenced and 4chaners especially are easily manipulated and brainwashed by the glowniggers. They fell for the psyop that indians eat poop, these are the same people fantasizing about niggers raping their women because all the porn that they consume is interracial shit.
>>62772794>Hitman™ DLSS5.mp4
>>62772800>They fell for the psyop that indians eat poop,It's not a psyop, they post themselves doing it, they don't give a fuck>these are the same people fantasizing about niggers raping their women because all the porn that they consume is interracial shit.Oh shit, YOU'RE indian, lmao
>>62772800>glowiesactually it was a chinese psy-op that was then co-opted by israeli glowies but close enough
>>627727671. It isn't much of a crash.2. The Iran war has created a balance of payments shock for all of the oil and food importing countries, especially for poorer ones where that is a greater percent of their economy.3. Their stock market is very high valuation to begin with. It's a high growth country so higher than average makes sense, but it got over its skis. It's a potential buy if it gives up another 25% or so and the Iran war spins down.
>>62772800lol jeet go eat some holy blessed cow poop
>>62772809>Their stock market is very high valuation to begin with. It's a high growth country so higher than average makes sense, That and the extremely blatant security fraud
Tomorrow is october 12
>>62772807I have some of Indian friends. So, I know most of them are really pleasant people. Sorry for the interracial porn rant, I made the unfortunate mistake of opening /pol/, I was just venting my frustration.
>>62772809Omg how many jeets are in this thread right nowWhats it like knowing for sure you'll die a virgin?
>>62772811Says the guy with the brown id
>>62772761Should I kms?
>>62772817Bro nobody believes a damn word you say, jeetoid. Go grab a live wire.
>>62772742Hope it burns.Stuck holding intel at 125 because this ketamine junkie said some bullshit about tsmc "talks".
>>62772811>>62772818>>62772822Post hands, nigger.
>>62772827>outed as a jeet>demands to see handsBlown the fuck out dalit
>>62772821Invest in AZN.
>>62772828Whats a dalit?
took my whip out strapped babe into the carseathold her hand say i love you while my heart beatsat the ihop lift her up into her high chairget thrown out cause she got too racist - nightmare
Fellas is killing myself a good investment
>>62772697N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's prediction and results>linkrel, next week's poll>https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXEzXmyeANON'S ALLTIME WINRATE>67% weighted weekly average prediction vs average outcome across indexes
>>62772834Depends. do you have life insurance or a lot of debt?
>>62772834is it a tax advantaged account? do you have life insurance?
My goal is to get on EBT after amassing a 2mil NW any tips? Where to shield income?
>>62772834No but if you're suicidal eating magic mushrooms under supervision is a great investment (this is financial advice).
>>62772838EBT is one letter away from BWETif you invested just $2000 at the start of the year in that you would already be a millionaire
>>62772818Neither Indian nor a virgin.American investor that likes targeted emerging market investing. India is not a position, but on my watch list as an investable total market index if valuations get less stretched and the current oil shortage ends. I am long South Korea as a whole, Brazil as a whole, Grupo Mexico, and Kaspi. It's been a really good year.
>>62772842Ignore that guy anon. He is retarded or unironically a jeet himself.
>>62772840I just want discounted groceries and tickets (which will be free anyways)
>He isn't selling Simchat Torah and buying Sigd>The goyim employim are never gonna make it
>green on the outside, red on the insideWill this happen when futures open?
>>62772860Please don't hurt the fake AI creatures.
>>62772840No you would have like 40k
>>62772726Let it pop. Endure the pain now or it will be tenfold next year. We need money into the real economy, not glorified warehouses
>>62772893it would be about $100k
>>62772840I'd had bought 2000 of BWET at the beginning of the year I would have sold it for a hundred, five hundred max, profit and forgotten about it until nowI do intend to short it back down to sub 100 tho
>>62772797>sell after midtermthat’s the worst time to sell. Might as well sell mid October if you aren’t riding the high with us to WW3
>>62772767I've heard Microsoft has been banned from using H1Bs
When will the semi nigger dump end?
Excited for tomorrow.
>>62772870As long as that penguin girl is safe I don't care about the other bitches.
>>62772906That's not quite accurate. They're banned from applying for PERM, which is when they try to upgrade an H1B or other temporary worker to a permanent resident visa. Or something like that. Immigration law is a mess.
FUTURES???
>>62772916BROS LOOK AT MU
>>62772901Keep in mind shorting might not work like you expect. The ETF does not solely represent the price of shipping futures, but also the NAV of the ETF, which can accumulate. In other words, it's non symmetrical.
>>62772919It's flat?
>>62772767too low iq of a countryturkeys in total collapse mode too
>>62772758so you're buying their bonds, right anon?
>>62772809>>62772795So there's no real reason.>>62772794>>62772906This is irrelevant. Despite Claude making India redundant, Indians are still getting hired by the millions all the time for software engineering.
I'm watching Tuesday ElonPerfect timing, clear forecastReady this time
Futures BLOOMING
>>62772960Healing because of trump
>Oil and futures greenok dude
>>62772921Chop loss will save meThere's hidden tigers in the navstream
>>62772710It would be glorious if jannies moved an /smg/ thread to /pol/
Without my /smg/ brothers I wouldn't know what to do
MISTER KEVINI NEED A BIGGER PUMP THAN THISA MEGA PUMP A GIGA PUMP
>>62772982Oil is green. This microchode pump is just techtrannies being in denial over AI being over. Market will be red by opening bell.
Space stocks should get really interesting next year.
people are sleeping on AI, in that, people are really not aware of just what they are capable of with AI yet. People are still in the mindset that the tech world as we have built will continue to exist in pretty much it's current form and that AI will just be integrated into it. They are not aware that AI is going to completely tear it down and rebuild it. Just as an example if you are a normoid consuumer and you want a little app to help/do a task for you, no matter what you're job or hobby is, people still default to buying or using some app or software that some company made to do it. They don't realize that now you can just get claude to completely make exactly what you want from scratch completely customized for your exact needs, and not hope what software you bought has the features you are after.
>>62772988>people don't know what AI is capable of!>It could like, make an app for you!
>>62772988>AI remakes everything it stole before from othersthere is also a potential these companies get sued out of existencewhich they probably should
>>62772988AI is not the magic solve all bullshit some retards think it is, but it's going to make a lot of jobs obsolete and a lot of companies bankrupt. And it's still a very early tech.
>>62772988>Just as an example if you are a normoid consuumer and you want a little app to help/do a task for youWhat tech trannies don't understand is that almost nobody is interested in this. Plus, most of the software that people DO use is ALREADY free. Even the software people do pay for almost always has free equivalents, and people just pay for the official product to ensure compatibility and regular security updates.
if you guys had to start from 0 how would you do it?
>>62773005Get a job
>>62772986watcha buying? i already bought some WARP and a bit of SPCX for more concentration. didnt want to put all of my money into the SPCX its volatile af
>>62773005I'd get a job and stack money for the end of the conflict to short oil with 10x leverage.
>>62773005From 0 at what age? Now? I'd kms
>>62773003you are vastly underestimating just how many normgroids will purchase software rather than deal with trying to find free alternatives like a 4chan autist would
>>62772988Buddy, I work in tech support. Our whole support app is made by AI. Its fucking crazy too. Its like wearing some bionic suit thay gives you super human strength. I can solve shit I dont even know about. Like neo learning Kung fu or flying a helicopter. Shit is fucking nuts. No im not gonna lose my job because it needs a human element. The human in yhe suit is integral to the support experience.
>>62773016lmfao imagine writing this shit
This week is make or breakWhat's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?Call it.
>>62772988Bitch I can't code now and AI can't code for me either, I've tried it. And no I refuse to learn anything about it I'll just pay 5.99 for an app
>>62773010I'm looking at ASTS and RKLB. They have the most potential to blow up next year. SpaceX is overvalued and Starship is at least 2 years away, it's just going to keep swinging between 100-200 $ all year. LUNR could be interesting.
>>62773014Other than videogames, normalfags do not buy software. Not even windows and microsoft office much anymore. Even relatively popular software like adobe photoshop is only purchased by a small minorityof computer users. And also, if those people aren't willing to use gimp, a free functional replacement, why would they be willing to use an AI generated functional replacement, which would almost certainly be missing features and compatibility?
>>62773020I lost 170k on a series of coin tosses and learned to not gamble. I don't have daddy's money
>>62773005Not buy OTM calls unless it's after a crash.ATM is perfectly fine. OTM is only 2 to 2.5 times as effective, but craters in value instantly when it starts going down.
>>62773031Sucks to suck smigga :(
>>62772988>Just as an example if you are a normoid consuumer and you want a little app to help/do a task for you, no matter what you're job or hobby is, people still default to buying or using some app or software that some company made to do it. They don't realize that now you can just get claude to completely make exactly what you want from scratch completely customized for your exact needs, and not hope what software you bought has the features you are after.We will soon reach the point where it becomes more natural for normgroids to just ask GPT compared to wasting brain power on googling and finding terrible Windows XP skinned shareware.
>>62773027Spacex is going to eviscerate ASTS Abel can't even get satellites out the door much less to outer space
>>62773020Nvidia got too big, Micron became a meme, everybody is afraid of memory cycles, dems will sweep and everything AI and especially data center related will be hit around midterms. Any retard could predict this.
people seem to think data centers and ai are they same thingthey arent but there is definite overlapinternet based real estate, or data storage, is what companies need to store their internet based data systems or busniess since the cost of doing it themselves is probably quite high these daysai is used for parsing data over a wide swathe to come up with a coherent answer as well as do mundane tasks quicklyin other words, ai might implode (unlikely) but the data centers with their web hosting and remote data storage will still be in demandafter all alot of these data centers are american owned and the AMERICAN DOJ would LOVE to have access to data stored in AMERICAN companies data centers for perusal by AI agents
>>62773040You're conflating megawatt scale server racks with gigawatt scale computational facilities.
>>62773038Even if Elon wants to compete with them it's going to take years before they have sats ready. And every country besides USA hates him. Even with current snail pace of launching sats AST will have their shit ready by mid 2027.
>>62772988>people are sleeping on AI, in that, people are really not aware of just what they are capable of with AI yet.utter horseshit. OAI and anthropic are both heavily penetrated by foreign intelligence, and even then, they're releasing models as quickly as they can produce them. more than half of the "model training" they're doing now is just building the bespoke launch harness that can handle abuse detection and pitch feature testing. much of the performance gains they're seeing are coming from incremental "RSI" of the training platform themselves, not improvements to the output model, along with the fact that both labs are experimenting with opaque reasoning, which is being heralded as this "ahhhh, so scary, the models talk in modelese and we can't read it" and is more a token and inference cost optimization strategy that will fundamentally ruin auditing capabilities when one of these dumbass models pulls another HF hackall of this being said, the software infrastructure built around these supposed world-ending models is both an enormous pile and a fragile, short-lived mess. all of these researchers leaving OAI specifically are just doing job hopping while spinning their temporary celebrity, because for some fucked up reason, mainstream media watches linkedin feeds of literal whos now.
>>62773047Have you not heard of starlink retard
>>62773027>LUNRim also interested in this for the drones/rovers aspect. did a bit of DD and pretty only FLY & LUNR exist, everything else is a private company and these two dont seem to have much to offer. both are in really good spots for a buy in though.
31k nasdaq
market runs on dementia
>Donnie does "strategic oil deal" with Russia>oil is down just 0.5%
KWAB oil baggots
>>62773054>LUNR dronesThat's something interesting to watch but the moon is a harsh mistress. How is a moon drone going to turn a profit anyway
>>62773068
>>62773071all they need to do is demonstrate mining capabilitites on the moonthat could easily be spun with the headline "mining asteroids orbiting jupiter"
>>62773076Isn't the moon a hollow metal sphere or made out of cheese or something. What could be mined?
>>62773071i have no idea, maintenance and upkeep i guess. its dangerous out there. im mainly just speculating on which stocks the government will pump money into during these next couple of years so they can beat the chang man and be first on claiming land on the moon. im not long term, for drones/rovers at least, but theres a chance to get a 4-5x here if you pick right
>>62773032thats real. ive lost tons of money buying otm calls. i will probably save up until i can buy 1 atm call on something.
>>62773052Now go read what AST actually does moron. It's completely different. It works with normal 5G phones. It works inside buildings. 60 MNOs all around the world already have deals with AST. So do governments like Japan.
>>62773076The moon is for the most part made of the same shit as the earthwhy bother mining there?
>>62773079the moon is also an intrinsic part of the natural order of earthfucking with it too much would undoubtedly cause catastrophic results on earth
>>62773066Deal for 3 days of US diesel consumption delivered over who the fuck knows how many months. It's just PR bullshit.
>>62773085Yes I know what ASTS doesThey does not launch satellites Your boy Abel can't get it upPerformance anxiety or maybe he's gay?
>>62773088the moon is also moving away from us like 2 inches per year supposedly, so we better get what we can out of it before it flies away
>>62773087just as a demonstrationreal world demonstrations f the concept are what make investors salivate and throw in even more moneymore so than empty promises
I want to invest more in my sick /jp/ language skills but I'm too wealthy and so easily distracted by all the degenerate /jp/ offerings. Life is such a struggle.
>>627730871. The primary utility is using it in place to fabricate lunar habitats, fuel, etc2. Helium-3 is a potential long-term valuable resource
>>62773097i heard the oppositewhatever
>>62773087Gemini says the moon has water and it's easier to stop there and get water instead of launching it up off earth
>>62773107Correct, and it has heavy water that can be useful up there too. The space production foothold will first be power generation, and then materials useful for better harnessing that power. Then offloading absurd amounts of compute to a moon datacenter.This will all be fully built and ready, obviously, by March 2027.
so why are stocks green, we got cpi on Wednesday. And strait is still closed
>>62773103If you spin your ear buds around in a circle round and round then let go right when you get dizzy do they go away from you or towards youThis isn't on the quiz! Just a funny little idea don't ya think? Who would even do that?
>How are the codemonkeys holding up anyway?https://purplesyringa.moe/blog/grieving-the-loss-of-details/
>>62773119Trump made a deal, possibly the best deal of all time, with Russia to supply us with like 3 days of diesel.
>>62773119Welcome to the bull trap house, why don't you overstay your welcome, nothing bad will happen :)
>>62773119Because the bad news has been digested and shat out like a cob of corn.
What platform do you use for day trading? I have a Fidelity account but I dont think its even capable of that.
>>62773121ok but gravity and science has been wrong many times before
>>62773130I dropped my phone and cracked the screen now they make me buy a new one. You tellin me gravity didn't do that?
Give it to me straight hoss… which way we goin?
>How are the codemonkeys holding up anyway?
>>62773139Up then Down
>>62773135Gravity was wrong to do that. Bad gravity. Rub it's nose in what it did.
Bussey bodied Warren
>>62773135That's the Jews making you buy a new phone don't blame gravity, my cracked screen works just fine. This is the power of having a foreskin
>>62772988it is not nearly that simple
>>62773085purely on orbit mobile is doomedit has to be terrestrial + orbit enhancedhttps://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/2108700274764198048
>>62773156T-Mobile nigga sounds scared Sure would be a shame if spacex somehow had access to mobile routers for indoor coverage
>>62773162Yeah I'm sure it's going to go great like Cybertruck or Robo taxis. Musk is never wrong and all.
Overnight and premarket pumpOpen dumpCrab
>>62773129Im thinking Charles Schwab
>>62773162>Starlink customer (only carrier to do so)>sold spectrum to Starlinkit's confidence into their bargaining position
Kospi just sudduko'd
>>62772767you think Koreans use a lot of leverage? Look at India. this is why every tech company has an Indian ceo
>>62773165i see cybertrucks everyday and my city is filled with waymos, my mom uses it all the time. austin has a fleet of robotaxis already.
It's fucking over isn't it
Oil just sudduko'd
I already sold almost all my tech stocks.From now on I'm just going to by good companies that are at or below their moving averages.
>>62773179NIGGER MONDAYCHIRP CHIRP
>>62773171You think t mobile is gonna outwit the muskman?
>>62773179which stock is this nigga i didn't realize we were in the mind reading wizard thread
>>62772835green tomorrow and tuesday followed by red wojack dumpfest. friday may or may not be green. decisive red on the week
>>62773142kek you just know hes going to driving around the most retarded low iq black and hispanic youth who will disrespect him non-stop
Imagine betting against the US economy
>>62773142>Mathematicians>Coders>Stock Photographers Everyone is getting replaced
>>62773203I can't wait to unload my bags on literal children
IPO more like IPA mmmm yummy
>>62773203the next bubble is going to be fucking hilarious because we will be dumping bags on children that cannot even redeem. fucking diabolical
>>62773204>goybeamkek
Shit and piss gang stay winning
>>62773203>if i had a trump account when i was born i would be 65k richer today>>62773205>>62773209you're retarded, bogle accounts don't care about any short term "bag dumping" since they will be holding for multiple decades
>>62773203These little niggas gone be able to afford a nice sandwich on dey eighteenf birfday wit dat 70k
>>62773154Are you me? I cracked my screen a few months ago with a fly swatter, causing me to buy a new Dell monitor, pumping the Dell stock price.
>>62773225Yes I am you that's why I've made no effort to replace my cracked screen. We're literally exactly the same down to our dna the fuck kinda question is that
SCOTT BESSENT IS GAY
I’ve felt the warmth of another man’s arse.
>>62773233HOW IS THAT NEWSWE WANT NEWSWE ARE PUMPING ON NO NEWS
told her something blew her mind - spacetimeput that fear inside her heart - datelinewake her 3 am tell her roll a joint8 inch heel work shoes she on point
>>62773235Peak /smg/ commentary right here. Back in the day we had John rockers dropping gems (rycey) and now we have this shit. Disgusting.
What I wanna know is will airlines bump up their margins beyond the increase in the price of fuel over the holidays and beat q4 expectations or will the increase in fuel costs hurt their margins? Keep in mind seasonal dand for heating oil will pressure the cost of both jet fuel and diesel
>>62773203>treasury puts 1000 dollars in their accountswhos money is this?where does it come from?
>>62773242>thing better beforeTrue wisdom is knowing it was always better before, in every way, every time, in every thing, and shutting the fuck up about it
>>62773243I hope they raise the prices and they get fucked for it. Shorts will win very soon. All this phony bologna bullshit will bite you all in the ass soon.
Another airport got 9/11'd
>>62773246I agree, I'm hoping for a bear market so I can get cheapies.
>>62773244Well they're called Trump accounts so obviously the money came from Trump's pocket directly. Don't worry about it>>62773246Ok but if they raise prices they won't get fucked. What're you gonna do, not consume??
somehow the SPX keeps pumping while NDX is going down, what memeshit is that
>>62773196Musk will see the synergy
>>62773242Jon Rocker is a homosexual jew
>>62773176Doesn't change the fact that cybertruck is one of the biggest flops in history.
thank god the weekend is over
>>62773266I want put put big googly eyes on a cybertruck so I can pretend I'm driving a Banjo-Kazooie creature.
>>62773196Do you seriously think he can beat all mobile providers on Earth or something? Where is Tesla after all those years?
>>62773263He was the only one to actually start a YouTube channel and gave us weekly updates. He gave this general thread an identity and in a way made this community feel a little special. We don’t have that anymore. All we have are weird homos talking about weird gay shit all the time. Barely any gems in this thread. I could go on leddit and find better shit than this place nowadays and that’s saying a lot. You guys killed this place, well done.
>>62773273I think musk will see the synergy
>>62773275Sorry none of us are talented as rocker best I can do is call you a niggerWe didn't know how good we had it all those years ago
left her on the track with an iphonethen i pawned her jewelry for my margin loanshow up unannounced at your workplacedrop you off at john rocker's in a suitcase
>>62773275now that's gayer than >>62773235
>>62773275>Guy complaining about us homos wrote a paragraph beating another man off Absolutely 0 self awareness lmao
>>62773275Rocker was the worst tripfag and that's saying something.
>>62773285I wish I knew who you were so I could crack your skull.
>>62773081just do spreads, brother. you pay for infinity convex upside when buying a call. spreads cap the upside and lower the cost.
>>62773285See what I mean? Back then the moment an anon used the N word around here they were instantly taken care of. Now look at em. They say it with impunity and generally shit up the board with racist filth. Just an overall lack of quality.
When the market crashes, the bottom will be lower than what I sold forfuck
>>62773298new /biz/ is just poltards and gooners that the janny and babe scraped together from their e-rolodex
How in the fuck do markets still believe Trump? How? Why? How many times must this happen?
>>62773294Me too babe>>62773298Have you blanked out scoops existence you dumb nigger. You're just mad rocker finally kidnapped scoops and keeps him locked in a cage like he often spoke of doing. He's probably the guy posting about feeling the warmth of anothers mans ass. Can't you just be happy he finally made it
>>62773314Shoulda never let the third world to invest in US markets
>>62773314algos believe all headlines
>>62773320LOOK OUT PEEPEE THAT STEAKS ON FIRE
>>62773314for fucks sake man unironically go back to preddit you insufferable twerp. its weird homos like you that are part of the reason this board is dead
>>62773314What's the alternative? No one is calling him out on his shit because they either benefit from it or are too disorganized to fight it.
KEVINGIBS HYPER PUMP THIS WEEK
>>62773198Looks like KOSPI
working on some options screeners and UI for building spreads
Where so you guys get your news?
>>62773351gonna go condors on VRTX tomorrow, some others. Anyone here tracking MANE? Nuts volatility on it, I guess it's a hair loss company with a slow release minoxidil?
>>62773353Screenshots of Twitter posted on smg
>>62773353https://finviz.com/futures
>>62773353benzinga for the free API, then a bunch of gov't sources for stuff like SEC filings, FED calendar, etc. might start paying for a $40/month Bloomberg sub, and seeking alpha has more free content now. alphavantage has generous rate limits for tracking earnings expectations and dates.
>>627733534chan.org/biz/smg
>news
Shrekli finally got a professional mic yet he still sound like he's calling from under the sea.Stock market implications?
>>62773351Good luck working the slot machine.Remember to always have the AI properly modularize everything, otherwise it will be a maintenance nightmare.
Current zero tax burden is ~40% of households. I asked GPT would the number would look like if AGI actually gets rolled out successfully and the results are grimWere not going to seriously have 80% of households pay no taxes, will the government introduce gulags?
>>62773385been doing this for awhile, front end can be slop for now it's fine/disposable.
>>62773384wasnt his protege losing money? thats the last think i heard about him
>>62773342LMAO some retard got triggered.
i love you babe. i'll keep praying you can make some positive changes.
The stock market has just been solved
>>62773384he's wrong about almost every short term trade he does. he is entertaining though.
>>62773396What if you invested in last years loser?
digits and the good guys make it
>>62773398idk
>>62773399Observed
>>62773353ai summarizes the news for me
>>62772767>>62773174india's stock market is a bunch of retarded jeets spamming out 0DTEs hoping to make it big, in 2024 just india alone made up 84% of *all* derivatives contracts in the entire world; there's a lot of restrictions for shorting and borrowing to buy shares so they dump it all into options as a proxy insteadjane street got into trouble with their regulators a couple of years ago because they were making an absolute killing selling to retail, accused of manipulating markets and whatnot, but afaik they were just doing pretty typical arbitrage
>>62773399but I'm the bad guy (I never sell)
>>62773414she is so cute...... wtf....
redpill me on private credit """crisis""" and how it could affect AI spending (if it's real)
>>62773423>privatelol>AIkek>realZOZZLEYou are now well informed.
>>62773414Pantyhose Malfoid is so breedable>>62773420There are many good thighhighs girls but I believe the pantyhose Malfoid won this round
>>62773420need my own racist, contemptuous, and somewhat bitchy gf
>>62773423Unless you're a retard who has a pendion with an even bigger retard managing the pension who's been hoovering up PC, I don't see how it could possibly impact you.
>>62773353the news store
>>62773449What stocks do stock buying nogs buy?
>>62773433you don’t want a racist gf. Well not outwardly racist, racist like grabs her purse in an elevator when a black guy enters,,but thinks the police are le mean to black people. Any woman who is overtly racist had tried or will try cocks of different colors
>>62773458it used to be UONE
>>62773458Hengyuan Refining Company Bhd (ticker HENY)
>>62773458we got mo’ stawsks den u yt boi
>>62773463well i rather specifically didn't say i wanted some retarded egirl that does all the performative shit on twitter and doesn't know how to behave in public, that's an obvious red flag
>>62773464doing well I see>>62773465I'ma kick your HEINY boi>>62773466sheeeeeit
>futures
>>62772697I LOVE YOU JOHN C BOGLE
>>62773473look at the Chair of the Federal Reserve go!
>>62772767You successfully outed every jeet in the thread with one post, hats off to you sir
>>62773463>Any woman who is overtly racist had tried or will try cocks of different colors
"talks" is such a retarded word, hate all the Trump wiggerisms everyone has adopted.
How many millions has anon made so far?
>>62773494fuh y'all talmbout tawx I'm finna get the bag but the nigga trump won't let me he too busy sucking on kike dih :wilted rose:
>>62773497wilted rose indeed
It's gonna be a red week. I can feel it in my bones. Screenshot this post.
>>62773463>Any woman who is overtly racist had tried or will try cocks of different colorsThere's literally nothing wrong with that.
>>62773505>picI hate to brag but I doubt my mental health could decline further. I should start daytrading.
Prediction: Rs win mid terms for no reason and markets go up because they trust the plan. Ukraine makes peace and Iran gets bombed into the stone age.Financially speaking. Happy Columbus day!
>>62773368Seeking Alpha has too many bears and especially yield chasers, so you need to sift through with some real skepticism. It was worth reading for the entertainment and occasional idea but now that they made their paywall more effective I just don't at all. The signal to noise ratio is too low to be worth paying for.
I took a gigantic shit
>>62773519I was never a seeking alpha person (sounds like a gay dating app) but doesn't everyone just have a substack these days?everyone is doing financial advice engagement bait these days anyway "this is how I 1000x my port in 3 days and basically you are fucking stupid" it's all so tiresome
>>62773526oh that and value trap mfsthose are the perverted masochists of finance and investing
>>62773526Oh yeah my wife (then girlfriend) saw the app on my phone for the first time and was like "WTF is that" and then laughed when it was a stock research app and not for gay hookups or some shit.Seeking alpha was a thing before the explosion of substacks and podcasts.Forget whether I discovered warrior met coal early there or on reddit, but I owe five figures to whichever the source was.
>catching the falling knife on £PLSRI'm gonna do it
OH Om alreay up Bigly on IREN Im Gonna CumLets hope this is real and it keeps up.
>>62773504Might be but its a Green Monday for me thats all i need
I don't know what to do! I am frozen! I used to trade nearly every day and ride the waves but now I've been holding for 2 weeks without any good idea what to do!!!
>>62773545Relax. Take your time.
>>62773518>Rs win mid termsyou're absolutely fucking retardedi have diehard MAGA family that was behind him through everything, including epstein, but iran was their rubicon crossing, and every other trump supporter i've spoken to outside of little enclaves online like /pol/ are moving the same direction. there will be a blue wave, and there is fuck all anyone, democrats included, can do about it. too much inertia in that direction.
>>62773546usaaaaaaaaa *relaxes*
>>62773546Relax Take it eaaaaasyyyFor there is nothing we can do Relax take it easyBlame it on me or blame it on you
Ive been on smg since 2018 and im -13k on my robinhood, i had 70k cash right when trump was elected forst time didnt buy bitcoin, didnt buy tesla, didnt buy index funds, didnt buy tech stocks, didnt buy any stocks worth a shit on the covid drop, didnt buy ai boom or memory boom70k in robinhood, 70k in roth, 30k in bank, 20k of silver, 15k of gunsI could have made hundreds of thousands but i option gambled instead, dont do that shit anons just buy stocks and keep them dont be a poor retard like me
>>62773547I don't know, Trump is desperately trying to show his base he's making progress. He killed NFA this week and is starting to look more serious about domestic issues... albeit he should have been doing it last 2 years
>>62773423AI is too big, there is no credit crisis that can cause it real problems. It has a blank cheque. I wouldn't be surpised if the goverment declares it a matter of national security and gives it black project funding.
>>62773587I feel like AI is getting WAY ahead of its skis... lots of hype with no real roadmap or timeline, realistic goals. Very dot com esque imho.
I made a trend radar with the help of GPT 6.1 AstraIt goes over the whole market and spots the strongest trends.this here is a scan of new trends, though, keep in mind, it could be a resumption, or pullback of a long existing trend. Not just entirely new trends.
Well, well, here we go, another week. What do you guys expect? Last week everyone was really worked up but it seems like things have calmed down.
European markets open soon where my Euro homies @t?
>>62773591Nasdaq hits ATH and yet it seems like this place is full of bears something is definetly not right.
>>62773593Right here my smigga.
AND ITS OFF TO THE RACES.WE ARE LIVE IN EUROPE
>>62773599LETS GO
Fuck my Sivers is already dumping again fucking piece of shit.Buy Buy BuyAt least you can make it.
Feliz día de la hispanidad, aka in the US, Columbus Day
>oil downFucking how?
>>62773605Its an Oil Glut and a Refining botle neck Chud, thats the theory we re going with now ChudDont look at Hormuz.
>>62773593Good opening in EU.
>>62773612>Market Opens>No fucking movement>No fucking liquidity>No one fucking cares.>No one tradingYeah its an European market alright kek
>>62773615God damn it EU bros, Wakey wakey
My Crypto And Blockchain Innovators is mooning. WTF WTF.
>>62773617Maybe its my fault im looking at noomer companies my bad.
>>62773620no, that can't be it
>>62773615Stock issue. My folio is pampin
KORU is pretty cheap
>>62773615I'm already at +0.54% what are you buying?
>>62773629Dont mind me i was looking to buy a Boomer dividend company in a dying sector and needed a small drop.My folio is pumpimg overall.I was just memeing to try to make it a reality.
>>62773603Sex
>>62773629>>62773630Its a whole 29 stocks moved kek
>up 100% on petrobrasShould I sell?
>>62773605First time? The USG has been consistently pushed down oil during illiquid hours. Its always 4am and 11 am EST, almost every Friday and Monday. I can also tell you now that they will attempt a massive short during the week at month end, dropping oil by at least 5%. Then oil will bounce back in November. You can bookmark my post and check back in November.
>>62773637buy the lemons, sell the juice or something like that>Brazil markets' Bolsonaro rally sends stock exchange to record high
>>62773637Do you need the money?Just let it ride.
>>62773640>>62773642The duality of /smg/.I don't need the money, but I also don't want to hold like a sucker if it goes down 30%. Then again, I hate paying taxes...
>>62773647sell halfbest of both worlds and you know it's right because you won't feel very satisfied as with most correct choices in life
>>62773654I did that with the South Korean ETF I bought after liberation day and I hate myself for it. Sold half when I was up 100% and sold the rest at 200%.
>>62773647Ah its your decision man.Im a nobody.But it has happened to me already that i sold solid companies with good headwinds just because i was up bigly when if just held i could be up even more.That advice is more for myself than anything to remind me of my mistakes.A Solid 100% its hard to say no.
MU is doompin' again...
>>62773670The pokemon?
£PLSR bros... we're back
>>62773647the whole idea of buying a company to sell it three months later is dumb and gay - if you believe in the companies business model u buy it and forget u own it for the next 10 years and if you’re not confident enough to do that maybe u shouldn’t buy it
>>62773695unc
I tested the AI-coded Adobe clones and they work just fine. What exactly is the bullish case for Adobe now? They'll just sue everyone who does this and publishes online?
>>62773695Lets take you to bed.
>>62773703I don't see a bull case honestly. People hate Adobe. New clients are skeptical, current clients use it because there's no alternative, financial model and practices are anti-consumer and they killed Flash which I'll never forgive them for.
people are getting sick of AI and digital slop in general, I'm going to invest in pens and paper
How come people shit on Adobe for its subscription shit, but not Microsoft or Salesforce or Servicenow?
>>62773720well people also shit on microsoftand I'm guessing the reason they don't shit on the last 2 is because they're B2B and not B2C
>>62773716You're terminally online. Normies still love AI or are ambivalent about it. Now as it gets better and slips further beyond "obviously AI" territory, people will be even happier with it. The only issue with AI is can they make it efficient enough for the energy demand it takes versus the economic output it gives.
>>62773703Yes?
>>62773720Everyone shits on Microsoft, Salesforce, and ServicenowWith Microsoft there's no alternatives in terms of OSs (Mac is for faggots, Linux is for autists, everyone else wants to use Windows), everyone has just gotten used to Office, and many industries don't want to entrust sensitive documents and such to other companies or random shit they downloaded off GitHubFor Salesforce and Servicenow it's just a cost of switching issue, once you've had all of your business processes embedded in it, it's a pain in the ass to moveAdobe has neither of these things
>>62773720People shit on Microsoft but it's almost a hostage situation as most people learned computers via Microsoft products in school. I feel that good will is going to break eventually as the product continues to get shittier and more people are leaving desktops for tablets and smartphones, which Microsoft has very little control over. I've already decided my current Microsoft Windows will be my last and I'll move on to Linux or another competitor. Looking at Chrome Flex but google is getting gay too.
you'd pay attention to me if I were an ai
dang yall LOOK AT THIS SHIT
>>62773725Fr, I only see people on shitter screaming about le AI. No one talks about it like that irl.
>>62773703literally just got done watching a video on the new adobe clone slopthe same people who think this makes ADBE a clear short probably don't understand why people pay consultants before making the same decision anywaythe slop software has no legal framework to compel future support no matter how many open source jeets you have working on it and they're currently fixing a ton of bugs because the software is clearly not fit for professional useADBE can charge a subscription for active support (on paper) no matter how many hobbyist or casual users bitch and moan about muh business practicesyes they suck and the C suite at ADBE know there's not much growth potential in the next 5 or so years because they'll be under constant threat of being made obsolete overnight which will eat into their margins one way or the other BUT valuation wise I think a lot of that might be priced in already and it's not this crazy short target anymore than it already was during the "SaaSpocalypse"just my 2 nuts
also what does the jeet with 30k contributions on github say on a first date?"open source ma'am"
Lose your shirt Monday is inbound. Makes sense, major pullback from Friday. Puts on open
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>>62773203Late stage capitalism, the next generation will be sent to war openly to keep the S&P up for their elders.
>>62773576The amount of people that care about NFA is dwarfed by the amount of people that care about this fucked economy. He'd have to snap his fingers and yeet every jeet to get any considerable movement back his way.
>>62773203Wouldn't you? Our economy is a meme.
>>62773209The Next Bubble will be the Israel Bubble.
