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18 months to escape the underclass edition

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3fxudvU-UU

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62776749
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>>62777249
First for shorting Microshit
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First for sausage rolls.
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good I love beeing into commodities. Every day is green
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stop baking early nigger
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This bread was baked too early and now it is cold and full of flies. Oh and it looks like smiggerstro was right or whatever, fuck him.
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>>62777236

telecoms are the modern telecoms. we need to spend 100x more for SPACE TELECOMS now
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>>62777265
I just watched some british guy with the Tatejack explaining Greggs and Witherspoons.
>I gotta go check out Bongland
>Sounds lovely
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>>62777276
I've going to laugh my cock off if SpaceX becomes the only surviving AI company because it keeps going into non AI related shit like cellular data and internet providers ala satellites and towers lol
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>>62777284
It is fucking SI now! How hard is it for you bigots to say a name correctly??
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buy orders submitted
now we wait
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>>62777270
Asian's have arses like THAT?

>>62777279
Gregg's and Spoons are British institutions
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Something isn't right, even my PEP is going down
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>>62777282
ew
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short the SHIT out of EVERYTHING
FINANCIAL ADVICE
THE ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES
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>>62777288
Dont let anyone tell you otherwise, if you ever find yourself in the US.. Buc-ees is 6/10. Try Wawa first. Especially if you're in Florida, you can hit both.
>Goose is better than Beaver.
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>>62777264
me left in the back
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>>62777290

the fake and gay oil story about Russians bailing out the global economy didn't work :(

CPI might be the niggerish of nigger red days tomorrow
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>>62777300
Maybe I should fill up my kerosene tank early, it's already double than last year.
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DRAM is not improving
It’s over
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>>62777305
I'm down bigly on Franklin Korea (50% memory stocks).
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Nvidia is pumping
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TTWO hit a 1 month low. I bought some. glad I trimmed the last runup
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A NASDAQ JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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kek space baggies
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did i just sell the bottom on sndk and nbis
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>>62777315
>sir, a second red week just hit the Nasdaq
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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IREN baggies
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S&P trading in a wild 0.1% range
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Panic sell everything right now, it's fucking over.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62777297
#Wawagang
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>>62777310
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>Ngreedia down
Finally
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i sold, you are welcome for the incoming pump
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fake volumes
I must conclude that this is what is known as a nigger market
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20% cash
rebought some TTWO at the 200 forever crab it keeps touching and rebought the IHI I sold yesterday.

I'm going to go masturbate and play videogames and wait for the real cheapies tomorrow. this is financial advice
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>>62777370

CHIRP

CHIRP
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*dries tears and sniffles* is memory actually going up a bit??
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>>62777387
that's the machine retracting its cold metallic penis back to slam your tight little boy hole one more time
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Short gamestop
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looks like the space trip is cancelled
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>>62777397

that perfect double top into dump back to $20. niggers will see this shit and still tell you

>buy and never sell

you wont ever see $115 again baggy
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i have entered the underclass
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Kek baggies kek
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>>62777270
this is not real. asians dont have asses like that
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Ns.
Js.
And other such creatures.
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Sold mu bags at a huge loss. It’s a big warning sign when these semi stocks dump like that during earnings. I don’t care how bullish analysts are. Couldn’t even wait for tsmc earnings.
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I think we should be buying the dip or something o algo
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>>62777397
I bought the dips...
But they just kept dipping...
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Gay tuesday
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If cyberleek isnt scamming and he actually has gta 6 im losing thousands
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Mike Burry was right.
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>>62777439
Indeed. Bit by bit though, it might go lower in the following days.
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>>62777446
There's something new out about this? Seems confirmed he had some shit tier early build. Normgroids don't even know how to watch a movie through a free stream.
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>>62777438
>Sold mu bags at a huge loss.
that's it folks
that's the bottom signal
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>>62777451
She's called Cassandra now.
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>>62777455
Go ahead. Buy MU. Do it right now.
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>>62777282
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>>62777458
I boughted the better stock
sanjay's dick
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Made myself some coffee with water boiled on EU NatGas.
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>>62777456
>tell me you're brown without telling
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>>62777456
Considering that he has Asperger's, if Burry had been born a generation later he probably would've trooned out
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Imagine if we actually fuck this up and short squeeze the treasury.
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>can't buy anything because not logged in to broker at work
Boooo
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Is this it, anon? Is this the biggu wun?
ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
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>>62777476
use the app nigga
and don't let them catch you trading stocks on the clock
big no no in a lot of places
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>>62777470
>Shorting something makes the price go down
This is like the CUSIP conundrum for dumb turdies.
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CASHNADO ALERT!
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Ugh I sold my SQQQ calls way too early yet a fucking gaine.
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>https://Character.AI said on Monday it had filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in the US and agreed to sell some of its assets to Walt Disney for $20 million.
>https://reuters.com/legal/litigation/characterai-files-bankruptcy-agrees-sell-some-assets-disney-20-million-2026-10-13/
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>>62777454
He leaked more info about the game and is threatening to release the game again apparently, you can see TTWO dip when it happened
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>>62777481
I work in IT and have seen multiple people trading on the clock.
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I boughted Nvidia
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>>62777486
Is this the first domino?
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>>62777492
>Wantsonly10%ayearGODS
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>>62777327
its me.
Time to panic and sell everything NOW.
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My boomer 78yo mom admitted to me she sent 172k to a AI jeet generated romance scam, and she is about to lose the house, do I bail her out? I can pay off her taxes before it gets seized by the government. To be clear, I live with my mom
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>>62777492
Why?
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>>62777264
Is caviar just that expensive because it tastes like prime puss?
To keep incels from tasting it?
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ASML why
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GIGA HAPPENING
>BREAKING NEWS: PENTAGON ON HIGH ALERT AFTER US Navy Signals Defeat Against the Houthis' Newest Secret Weapon—The Rizzler
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>>62777499
Was cheap
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>>62777493
this might unironically be our pets.com
probably not though...too on the nose
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reminder the stock market has been solved
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>>62777462
FUCK FUCK FUCK
NatGas is not stopping. Europoors economy is goi g to take a big tumble this winter.
The only problem? Im a Europoor.
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>>62777492
Ngreedia isn’t even oversold on anything above the 2 hour time frame.
Jfc. being this avaricious to slurp the microscopic dips is making me so fucking bearish. and I bought fucking Soxl at 118 on the overnight.
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>>62777466

Burry is a sex haver and procreator and he wishes you would have sex too
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>>62777249
Anybody buying McDonalds? McFlurrys feeling pretty slurpable right about now.
I just don't see a world where McDonalds isn't a thing.
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>>62777510
menbrothers im not feeling so good...
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>>62777510
Having sex feels nice!
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>>62777460
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>>62777514
>>62777514
>I trade but I don't feel like a failure
I'm a pretty rare kinda guy
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>Coreweave interest soars to over 15%
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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>>62777511
I prefer Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages. Mickey D's got too big and cocky.
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time to buy SPMO I guess kek
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>>62777508
Our coal will see a resurgence and if the winter is cold enough it might even run out. Coal minors are still not priced for this event if you feel like gambling on that. I know I do.
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>>62777515

based
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>>62777516
why do women do this to themselves
all they have to do is workout
at least now she has korean face remodeling to suck the fat outta her face
now she wont have to look like a smigger anymore
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>>62777510
>nooooo, you need to play the long game, get married to a used up whore who will divorce you, retire at 65 with no hope of a pension or social security or free medicaid that boomers still have!
No thanks, I'll keep playing in the casino until I not longer have to participate in society.
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>>62777518
Lmfao
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>>62777516
She'd look great in a live action movie about those AI Smiggers that keep being posted here.
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>>62777527
lol
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>>62777524

>be hot
>literally don't live in the real world
>never hear the truth
>never suffer consequences
>get positive reinforcement no matter what you do

women's liberation is a dangerous trap because women are incapable of rational self governance
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>>62777525
>retire at 65
retirement age is 69 over here
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>>62777460
is she real?
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If oil continues to rise, why are treasury yields flat? Anticipation of reduced economic activity from input shortages of something?
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>>62777516
I’ve always thought she looked scary. back when I used to see her on the five in 2012.
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>>62777510
>1,280 guys out of 22,000,000 feel not good
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>>62777518

its so fucking over lol
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>>62777525
This anon is cute
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>>62777532
you're retiring before that through your /smg/ gains right anon? r-right?
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>>62777543
I'll quit working before I turn 50 but not by retiring
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>>62777525

>my SOXL bags (down 40% at ATH) are invested in companies that say they are good companies and I hope they come back (they wont until 2032)



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