18 months to escape the underclass editionthread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3fxudvU-UU>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62776749
>>62777249First for shorting Microshit
First for sausage rolls.
good I love beeing into commodities. Every day is green
stop baking early nigger
This bread was baked too early and now it is cold and full of flies. Oh and it looks like smiggerstro was right or whatever, fuck him.
>>62777236telecoms are the modern telecoms. we need to spend 100x more for SPACE TELECOMS now
>>62777265I just watched some british guy with the Tatejack explaining Greggs and Witherspoons.>I gotta go check out Bongland>Sounds lovely
>>62777276I've going to laugh my cock off if SpaceX becomes the only surviving AI company because it keeps going into non AI related shit like cellular data and internet providers ala satellites and towers lol
>>62777284It is fucking SI now! How hard is it for you bigots to say a name correctly??
buy orders submittednow we wait
>>62777270Asian's have arses like THAT?>>62777279Gregg's and Spoons are British institutions
Something isn't right, even my PEP is going down
>>62777282ew
short the SHIT out of EVERYTHINGFINANCIAL ADVICETHE ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES
>>62777288Dont let anyone tell you otherwise, if you ever find yourself in the US.. Buc-ees is 6/10. Try Wawa first. Especially if you're in Florida, you can hit both.>Goose is better than Beaver.
>>62777264me left in the back
>>62777290the fake and gay oil story about Russians bailing out the global economy didn't work :(CPI might be the niggerish of nigger red days tomorrow
>>62777300Maybe I should fill up my kerosene tank early, it's already double than last year.
DRAM is not improving It’s over
>>62777305I'm down bigly on Franklin Korea (50% memory stocks).
Nvidia is pumping
TTWO hit a 1 month low. I bought some. glad I trimmed the last runup
A NASDAQ JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
kek space baggies
did i just sell the bottom on sndk and nbis
>>62777315>sir, a second red week just hit the Nasdaq
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IREN baggies
S&P trading in a wild 0.1% range
Panic sell everything right now, it's fucking over.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62777297#Wawagang
>>62777310
>Ngreedia downFinally
i sold, you are welcome for the incoming pump
fake volumesI must conclude that this is what is known as a nigger market
20% cashrebought some TTWO at the 200 forever crab it keeps touching and rebought the IHI I sold yesterday.I'm going to go masturbate and play videogames and wait for the real cheapies tomorrow. this is financial advice
>>62777370CHIRPCHIRP
*dries tears and sniffles* is memory actually going up a bit??
>>62777387that's the machine retracting its cold metallic penis back to slam your tight little boy hole one more time
Short gamestop
looks like the space trip is cancelled
>>62777397that perfect double top into dump back to $20. niggers will see this shit and still tell you>buy and never sellyou wont ever see $115 again baggy
i have entered the underclass
Kek baggies kek
>>62777270this is not real. asians dont have asses like that
Ns.Js.And other such creatures.
Sold mu bags at a huge loss. It’s a big warning sign when these semi stocks dump like that during earnings. I don’t care how bullish analysts are. Couldn’t even wait for tsmc earnings.
I think we should be buying the dip or something o algo
>>62777397I bought the dips...But they just kept dipping...
Gay tuesday
If cyberleek isnt scamming and he actually has gta 6 im losing thousands
Mike Burry was right.
>>62777439Indeed. Bit by bit though, it might go lower in the following days.
>>62777446There's something new out about this? Seems confirmed he had some shit tier early build. Normgroids don't even know how to watch a movie through a free stream.
>>62777438>Sold mu bags at a huge loss.that's it folksthat's the bottom signal
>>62777451She's called Cassandra now.
>>62777455Go ahead. Buy MU. Do it right now.
>>62777282
>>62777458I boughted the better stocksanjay's dick
Made myself some coffee with water boiled on EU NatGas.
>>62777456>tell me you're brown without telling
>>62777456Considering that he has Asperger's, if Burry had been born a generation later he probably would've trooned out
Imagine if we actually fuck this up and short squeeze the treasury.
>can't buy anything because not logged in to broker at workBoooo
Is this it, anon? Is this the biggu wun?ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
>>62777476use the app niggaand don't let them catch you trading stocks on the clockbig no no in a lot of places
>>62777470>Shorting something makes the price go downThis is like the CUSIP conundrum for dumb turdies.
CASHNADO ALERT!
Ugh I sold my SQQQ calls way too early yet a fucking gaine.
>https://Character.AI said on Monday it had filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in the US and agreed to sell some of its assets to Walt Disney for $20 million.>https://reuters.com/legal/litigation/characterai-files-bankruptcy-agrees-sell-some-assets-disney-20-million-2026-10-13/
>>62777454He leaked more info about the game and is threatening to release the game again apparently, you can see TTWO dip when it happened
>>62777481I work in IT and have seen multiple people trading on the clock.
I boughted Nvidia
>>62777486Is this the first domino?
>>62777492>Wantsonly10%ayearGODS
>>62777327its me.Time to panic and sell everything NOW.
My boomer 78yo mom admitted to me she sent 172k to a AI jeet generated romance scam, and she is about to lose the house, do I bail her out? I can pay off her taxes before it gets seized by the government. To be clear, I live with my mom
>>62777492Why?
>>62777264Is caviar just that expensive because it tastes like prime puss?To keep incels from tasting it?
ASML why
GIGA HAPPENING>BREAKING NEWS: PENTAGON ON HIGH ALERT AFTER US Navy Signals Defeat Against the Houthis' Newest Secret Weapon—The Rizzler
>>62777499Was cheap
>>62777493this might unironically be our pets.comprobably not though...too on the nose
reminder the stock market has been solved
>>62777462FUCK FUCK FUCKNatGas is not stopping. Europoors economy is goi g to take a big tumble this winter. The only problem? Im a Europoor.
>>62777492Ngreedia isn’t even oversold on anything above the 2 hour time frame. Jfc. being this avaricious to slurp the microscopic dips is making me so fucking bearish. and I bought fucking Soxl at 118 on the overnight.
>>62777466Burry is a sex haver and procreator and he wishes you would have sex too
>>62777249Anybody buying McDonalds? McFlurrys feeling pretty slurpable right about now.I just don't see a world where McDonalds isn't a thing.
>>62777510menbrothers im not feeling so good...
>>62777510Having sex feels nice!
>>62777460
>>62777514>>62777514>I trade but I don't feel like a failureI'm a pretty rare kinda guy
>Coreweave interest soars to over 15%JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>62777511I prefer Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages. Mickey D's got too big and cocky.
time to buy SPMO I guess kek
>>62777508Our coal will see a resurgence and if the winter is cold enough it might even run out. Coal minors are still not priced for this event if you feel like gambling on that. I know I do.
>>62777515based
>>62777516why do women do this to themselvesall they have to do is workoutat least now she has korean face remodeling to suck the fat outta her facenow she wont have to look like a smigger anymore
>>62777510>nooooo, you need to play the long game, get married to a used up whore who will divorce you, retire at 65 with no hope of a pension or social security or free medicaid that boomers still have!No thanks, I'll keep playing in the casino until I not longer have to participate in society.
>>62777518Lmfao
>>62777516She'd look great in a live action movie about those AI Smiggers that keep being posted here.
>>62777527lol
>>62777524>be hot>literally don't live in the real world>never hear the truth>never suffer consequences>get positive reinforcement no matter what you dowomen's liberation is a dangerous trap because women are incapable of rational self governance
>>62777525>retire at 65retirement age is 69 over here
>>62777460is she real?
If oil continues to rise, why are treasury yields flat? Anticipation of reduced economic activity from input shortages of something?
>>62777516I’ve always thought she looked scary. back when I used to see her on the five in 2012.
>>62777510>1,280 guys out of 22,000,000 feel not good
>>62777518its so fucking over lol
>>62777525This anon is cute
>>62777532you're retiring before that through your /smg/ gains right anon? r-right?
>>62777543I'll quit working before I turn 50 but not by retiring
>>62777525>my SOXL bags (down 40% at ATH) are invested in companies that say they are good companies and I hope they come back (they wont until 2032)
>>62777532There is no alternative. It's crazy these "people" expect me to gladly work until I'm almost fucking 70. Like lmao if I don't make before 45 I'm just going to live in a van in the middle of nowhere, kek I do not give a fuck.
>>62777548What would you do for the next 45 years thereafter that would make this life fulfilling?
>>62777548If I find my balls I'll take my money to some impoverished country so I can retire early and get murdered there.
>>62777532>doing a flip based
Finally got rid of my Uranium bags at a 30% loss. Minus $500.
>>62777540Why are they all jerking eachother off, is that how they get the electricity for the data centers?
>>62777553why not invest more than 0.25x the price of a gpu?
>>62777549Continue posting on 4chan. My retirement is a shotgun blast through the roof of my mouth.
>>62777463Saar
>>62777561Just because you're white doesn't mean you have a soul.
TRUMPKEVINDO SOMETHING
>>62777563He do look ginger doe
>>62777561Damn, Traindoe posts on /biz/?
I think I'm gonna sell SOXS tomorrow
Should I buy shorts now in anticipation for November? Surely after Republicans get absolutely slaughtered in the midterms people will realize the free money train under Trump is finally over and will sell in anticipation, right?
The shitloads of Nike I slurped at 33 bucks is really carrying my port this past few days.
>>62777569>free money train is overbullish vibes
>>62777564Nothing's going to happen until *I* buy. I'm just that important
>all these anons selling at a lossI know you want to cut losses but why so many paper hands
>>62777569What if they recognize most of the headwinds the economy is facing are created by Trump and get optimistic at the prospect of stability and free trade?
>>62777578Free up cashola for dip buying
>>62777578it's over
>>62777578I don't sell anymore - been bogged too many times.
Boko won
>>62777578WHO YOU CALLIN PAPER HANDS BROTHER
USAR is a worse scam than fucking GRRR lmao>shilled at the picotop at $30 by the president>BUY MAGNETS BRO>insiders sold and diluted at $13/share>freefalling to sub $10>zero revenue, zero company, nothing just a sales pitch by the president about fucking magnets
>>62777249I am slurping ASTS
I got stopped out of my GRRR call spreads this morning. Bloody bastards.
>>62777587For what possible reason
>>62777587I did that twice already in the last few weeks and I'm down 13% already
I bought my puts, you may now V!
>>62777583I sold part of a stock pick and moved it to VOO. Is that really selling though?
I get erections at the thought of my wife having sex with other men, what does this mean about my investing profile and how do I invest accordingly
KLAR anon I just want to talk.
>>62777592I've had so many were my original thesis was correct, I just didn't give it enough time.
>>62777593Sorry, no idea. We're all bulls here.
goddammit RKLB sucks so much bros
>>62777595if you bought at 14+ you deserve itif you bought at 12-12.5 it might pay offanything else you're basically flat
>>62777602>bro lets "invest" in high risk loans to niggers during all time debt bubble and interest rate hikes>bonus points the company loses money every quarter and projects to lose money every quarter going forwardwhy
>>62777602Looks like it’s headed back to 9 bucks desu.
>>62777605I'm not a klar baggie and never wasbut I hear them say this a lot that the company itself has very little credit risk it's all merchant fees apparently
>>62777608they make negative money. they give money to niggers and they make negative money.this isn't a business model its clown shit
all these niggas be all like "ASTS ASTS ASTS"when they should be saying "SPCX SPCX SPCX!!"
>>62777606I have KLAR and USAR next to each other on my watchlist and I almost did a double take lmaonah it'll stay in the 12-13 range for a while. it went above 14 in premarket so there's still some fight in that dog. you buy the dip during the worst of times and for KLAR that's when rates are elevated and consumer sentiment is in the shitter.
>>62777612Nigga I am NOT reading all that
>>62777601Anon we told you SPCX was eating RKLB's lunch
>>62777599>old memory unlockedI actually did that stuff once, back in my days, I even got some money out of itsimpler times
>>62777621That is Nasty
>>62777619spcx is going for cheap RIGHT NOWSWITCH YOUR SHIT UP BEFORE IT LEAVES TEH 150Sjust my opinion though
>went all in on MU at 1071 right before earnings closeIt’s over for me
>>62777628Trust the cult
>niggers wanting more gibs while their governement bonds are becoming junkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6wiFPuxkR0
>>62777633Explaining what a bond is to French socialists is like trying to teach a monkey to walk on two feet.
>>62777619He's saying that you should buy more of a horrifically overvalued satelite internet company because their direct rival in this very stupid industry is even more worthless than spacex is.
>>62777613I have a watchlist on HOOD called>SCAMand its mostly SMG tickers that I would never buy like MU, USAR, SPCX and KLAR I just use as shitcoin indicators of how retarded and gay retail is acting at the moment.
>>62777637I mean that makes sense.
>>62777636The rioters are not French
How is it sustainable that ~10 tankers keep getting struck per week in Hormuz? If this continues for a year, it's going to take a hefty bite out of the global fleet. It's not just some dinghies being struck, it's VLCC and Aframax tankers
>>62777270what the hell is this guy wearing?
GUYS, DON'T BUY ANYTHING BEFORE THE REACTION TO CPI TOMORROW!
Googl call hit
>>62777641lolyeah that's the baggot list I usually get a good chuckle from the price action on red days makes me feel better about my shit
>>62777642It makes sense if you think satellite internet, an ALREADY obsolete technology, justifies a leading p/e ratio above its current value of 1700. Yes, with two zeroes.
>>62777644Not at all. China and Korea can build ships faster than Iran sinking them. The current orderbook is already 1/3 of the global fleet. Iran also doesn't sink the ship, merely disable them. Those ship can run again after repair
>>62777646NIGGA YOU DON'T BUY THE NEWS
>>62777651Kind of. My parents (pretty well off) live in the rockies and are around a bunch of other rich people. The only way they can have internet that isn't 1kb/s is through star link. The reality I think is that if star link just completely corners the market, it'll never stop being profitable. There's a ceiling for growth, but from a consumer stand point, what could actually surpass satellite internet?
>>62777649that is one cool bun
>>62777644It already is being reported that there is a tanker shortage, eventually there just won’t be any shipowners who are willing to do the suicide runs left since insurance isn’t covering shit.
>>62777657>what could actually surpass satellite internet?We just need to figure out how to tax the air people breathe and use for their combustion reactions.
>>62777644big brain play... who repairs the ships? maybe ship builders replacing them with new ones?someone shill me tickers I've already done half the work faggots. this is the 2027 200% play
>>62777662Shut up jew tranny I didn't ask you
reversal underway
>>62777658fat fuckin bitchlay off the carrots FATTYbullish for ozempic and ozempic clone producers
>>62777664SMIGSTRADAMUS I FUCKED UP IM A MU BAGGIE NOW HELP ME SAVE ME AAAAHHH BLOODY SANJAY
>>62777628I currently have it at 987, I should have gotten out at 1k yesterday, now I'm waiting for a bounce this week in order to sellhonestly I shoud just keep it till december when they'll do the buyback, it would be smarter
V inbound
Getting real tired of muricans having all these cool ETF:s
>gettingaVGODS
>>62777665Look, just because you're black and don't know anything about the NHL, doesn't mean that my name came from some tranny hair dresser. Also, if I really was a tranny hairdresser, how could i be here all day everyday, shouldn't I be somewhere else cutting hair?
>>62777602How does $15,17 sound
>>62777669we need a 3x HD HYUNDAI for 2027 so we can suez max our portfolios
>>62777675>$15,17ouch>,deserved
>>62777657>The reality I think is that if star link just completely corners the marketThey already fucking do. They are the only provider. The number of people with computers and money but who don't live in a place with decent telecom infrastructure is not large and not growing.
>>62777674Not reading all that. If you died tomorrow the world would be a better place.
>>62777297THIS.
>>62777668bro chill outsome buns are meant for hoppingsome are meant for hugging
>>62777652AI tells me 379 oil tankers are scheduled to be delivered in 2026.Aren't Chinese/Korean shipyards already well booked? Sure they will keep building new ships but the world will have less ships than it was supposed to have. The ships being built right now had been ordered because there was already an anticipated demand for them even before this crisis started removing tankers from the market.>Those ship can run again after repairIf they blow out the machinery room or start major fires, how worthwhile is repair? How many shipyards are there that can do these repairs?
>>62777297>Retarded swamp people arguing about which gas station to get their goyslop fromNever stop rocking in the real world.
>>62777681If I died tomorrow the world would stop spinning and you guys would all fly off into the sun or deep space. Stupid fucking retard, learn your place.
