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I have an in-person job interview this Friday with two bretty high up guys in the office I'm applying to. How do I do a good job and not fuck this up?
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>>62779343
Just bee yourself
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>>62779378
I have been beeing myself at all my past interviews and I just keep getting rejected.
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>keep eye contact
>gesticulate
>do not try to sound interesting or to impress your interviewer
>be clear with your past experience
>do not give generic answers that any coach on the internet will tell you to say
>always ask a question at the end of the interview

worked for me
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>>62779343
Loudly declare that you are Jewish as you enter the room. Once you've introduced yourself and established that the interviewers understand you are Jewish, loudly announce that you are also trans.

This is basically like a legal loophole/cheat code. This puts the interviewers in a position where they have to hire you, because if they don't, it will obviously be perceived that they did not hire you because you're a Jewish tranny. The key is you need to say these things loud enough so 3rd parties can hear, otherwise the interviewers will just deny that they ever knew you were a Jewish tranny.

Don't forget a firm handshake, either.
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Explain why you want the job (don't say to make more money), why you think you are the best fit, what you will do different than the predecessor, and what you will do to improve the KPI's.
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>>62779378
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>>62779343
I have an interview at Lockheed martin this week. I'm fucked, I'm so awkward and they want be bringing stories of workplace successes n sheit
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Interview them back and don't hire them.
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>>62779424
It's not that big a deal. I know somebody who worled for them. Just picture you're a stone faced Asian.
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>>62779343
>asking this dumbass question in the blessed age of AI
yeah, you're ngmi
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>>62779424
Someone I know interviewed there and she said it was really easy. Then again she was a woman



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