Kevin, pls help>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62782583
It's over.
saying luddite doesn't make your bags less redWMT is hiring
It's over. https://youtu.be/Ew9Et4C66CA?t=11
no more gay ass soccer op pics please
Any computer nerds here? Which one should I buy, is the Pro worth it?
Yee smiggers were warnedYee smiggers are being warned againMake a note of the lows cited, we are far from them.
Exxon and Petrobras the only things keeping my portfolio from sinking at faster rate
>>62783192What is a 'luddite'
>>62783196That looks like an air purifier or something boss
>>62783198wait till deep water horizon happens
>>62783194its so over
>>62783195is ADDYY a good stock?
>>62783200they were skilled craftsmen that were replaced by machines. they revolted and Jews paid thugs to murder them and the most obedient cucks kept their heads down and took factory jobs working as new age slaves by tard wranglers that thought they were subhumansfor some reason AI bagholders use it as a slur. they are the obedient cattle that don't question their superiors and they willingly donate their entire paycheck to people that wished that they were dead and are actively working on replacing their existence, fucking their women and making sure they never reproduce
>>62783200Anyone that graduated lower 75% of their class in computer science and can't find a jobm
>>62783204Fuck dude don't say that
>Korea Exchange halted program selling for 5 minutes after KOSPI crashed -6%.Fuck
>>62783185I understand luddism when it comes to the redditor type or the devianart type, that kind of dude that has a youtube channel with 15 subs and fancies himself an artist, but it's baffling seeing luddites that oppose AI and human progress on /smg/ in 2026
>>62783213Slurping at noon tomorrow. Holy yumola
>>62783197Retard ralley won't happen, more like a relief pump as shorts close their positions, then continuing the week after.AI debt is quickly becoming unsellable.
>ADBE entire catalog was vibe cloned>ADBE isn't $0>AI isn't $0something doesn't seem right here.
>>62783194the market today
>>62783214AI isn't human progress it's an atom bomb for surveillance and is unavoidable, so invest in it to make money, but it is by no means an epic step forward for mankind lol
It's fascinating how emotional Asians are. I always had a fascination towards Asians, how rational and orderly they look, but the more I get to know them, the more different they look to my old beliefs. Like they have to halt trading because they become so emotional that their entire market could collapse, so they need to calm down all alone. It's like a child suffering a temper tantrum
KIMCHINIGGERS
>>62783214>everyone will be unemployed and we can spend 5 trillion dollars on AI porn generatorAND THATS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IN THE FUTURE MONEY WILL NOT HAVE VALUE!
>>62783223kekThe anglo cries as he strikes you
>>62783225theyre very fake peopleits all about face, but the reality underneath is different
>SK Hynix Seeks US Approval To Export Chipmaking Equipment To China As Condition For New US Factory – RTRS Cites Sources
>>62783225like 80% of asians have a gambling addiction bro. the local casino I used to work at in a nearly all white area has menus and signage in chinese because we got so many chinamen coming in to gamble their entire budget in a single hand/spin
>>62783216I traded this for weeks and was bitching in a smg thread about how it rugged to 17 after I slurped at 18. Got a bad feeling that night and just dumped it for like a 2% loss.Good luck tho.
>>62783220patentsfreetards always forget about that because the patent holders considers them irrelevant
Surely tomorrow will be green.>checks aftermarket and futuresI guess it's gonna be another day of suicidal ideation.
>>62783230Lmao won't happen.Might as well give them Taiwan too.
the fertilizer etf is still cheap huh
Russia is blowing up oil tankers in the black sea now.
>soccerfags in MY /smg/
>>62783230why do gooks want to literally give their competitive edge to chinaAre they stupid>>62783225to be entirely fair the US market has been moving retarded emotionally the last 3 months.There was no reason why the market, especially AI, crashed. It's still the only shit making money. But this thread is full of /v/babies and mega brainlets posting "BUBBLE" and advocating people invest in shit like oil, when economic recession means no one is driving and oil crashes.
>>62783220>AI isn't $0Because AI is the tool you use to make the cloned products>>62783235small businesses (me in my room selling rare pokemon cards) won't use paid adobe.
>>62783245is it making money tho
>>62783245>It's still the only shit making money.LLMs don't make money.
>>62783245>Are they stupidthe entire world is stupidwe hand everyhting to china on a silver platter even though they steal and cheat by government degree
>>62783241It could've literally been anybody that did it. Nobody likes Romania.
ai is going to be another one of these industries like airlines that provides an important service but struggles to make money
>>62783209>>62783210Ah. Nothing beats being young and wealthy these days, they are patching the comp sci hack. Feelsgoodman
>>62783192>WMTI just sold my WMT position. Had an average of $106/share; bought last week.Probably gonna keep going. But I'm dumping that money into TMF.
>>62783247>>62783249Anthropic's revenue doubled to 16 from 8 billion in a quarter, you are the brainlets I'm talking about. Google is going to make a trillion dollars on Ai and you'll still be calling it a fad, a bubble. I will have a robot wife with built in blowjob AI and you will still call it a bubble. You're going to be here calling the top of the bubble another 1274 times in 5 years.Because this thread is shit now and full of gambling tards, manchildren who can't afford 300 bucks for ram and probably actual chinese fudbots.
>>62783247bro its making so much money that we cant show you our financials but just trust bro its a big dealyo can I get a loan for 1 trillion dollars?
>>62783245>why do gooks want to literally give their competitive edge to china Are they stupidRead between the lines.They don't want to build in the US so they attach a condition that is against US export restrictions.
>>62783258>I will have a robot wife with built in blowjob AIThis is sad.
>>62783224The surveillance won't be human tho. It will be a safety net to protect us from ourselves. No human will want to be the head of a system that works perfectly through self governance + robot enforcers
>>62783209>>62783192>he's crying>he's seething>he's advocating people buy ADBE or MSFT or something
>>62783266Humans are the only thing keeping the globalists from locking us in cages and slaughtering us once it's all automated you're fucked
Anyway this thread is fucking dead since 2023 when Nvidia dumped and then kept going up while bobogroids were calling it a bubble pop. Stay poor, brokies.
>>62783258>calling the top 1274 timesonly twice. June and now. I told everyone to sell ATH QQQ for over a week. I'm not sorry you missed the memo I hope you lose everything
>>62783220adbe is probably going to go to zero unironically within 5 years or something
I still can't believe the general luddism of /smg/. Every single time I mention my enthusiasm about AI, I get persecuted like a fucking Witch in Protestant Germany. You would expect from people that love investing to have some true knowledge about what is going on in the world, not only geopolitics but the metaphysics of people like Peter Thiel, Sam and Amodei. But it's like people just based their knowledge on memes and /pol/ and they want to keep humans from advancing and moving forward.
>>62783268And why would they have any reason to do this? Robots can freely procure anything anytime. The purpose of the human race will be to do whatever the fuck we want. Probably colonize the universe
>>62783277how much time do you spend on /x/?
>>62783277>gay shabbos goyim with old testament name and Israel flagpin>jew>jew>jew>jewbro they are all so fucking smart. please give me a small loan of 2 trillion dollars. look here is some Taylor swift slop AI porn please donate.
>>62783277Do you only come here in the middle of a gigadump? This generals #1 stock is SOXL literally leveraged ai
>>62783278Enjoy that cheese before the clap trap. All I can say. You're already dead
>>62783287We're all already dead numnuts. Life is short or shorter. I'd rather support the only theoretical possibility of freedom with the possibility of it failing and killing us all than keep the current system going as is
>>62783283He doesn't like that we shit talk LLMs and aren't true believers (invoking altman, thiel, and amodei? really?) while also making a bunch of money from trading it.
>>62783292>bro I'm okay with losing my entire life savings in the newest iteration of the monkey NFT being pitched by kikes>I'm already dead anywaysgrim
>SOXL bagholders
>>62783292You're racing to your death because you're an idiot that doesn't realize who holds the strings of power and your plan for "freedom" is to get rid of all the middle management people that throughout history have been the only thing in the way of the globalist grand depopulation and enslavement plans. You're just a useful idiot pig smiling on his way to the slaughter. You're cattle, you don't get a vote in human existence you have opted out
>>62783297>comparing ai, a technology that is routinely solving long standing problems in hours that humans failed to solve in their entire existence, to pixelswhy don't you just preface every post with "I'm a ragebaiting retard faggot" so we don't waste our time
>>62783283I'm here everyday. It just happens that I mentioned my enthusiasm about AI and all the luddites went ballistics on me. And now I just mentioned what is going on behind the scenes, the geopolitics and all the metaphysics of people like Sam Altman, Peter Thiel or Amodei and people become so hostile. We're talking about some of the most influential human beings in history. You need to know what they're saying and what they're trying to do.
>>62783301I've got some tulips to sell you faggot
>>62783303You're trying to strengthen your argument by mixing short term problems that won't matter in a fully realized society with pea brain tier doomerism ripped from doomer scifi
>>62783301Which problems?
Test
>>62783305no you don't I'm 100% cash and I have no vested interest in anything whereas you desperately need certain narratives to play out and it's obvious and nobody else but people like you communicate this way
>Trump pops the AI bubble due to the Iran WarLMAO
>>62783310did it work
>>62783311>I'm a true believer>I'm 100% cashthis nigger just posting fucking lies on the internet? really? you just get on the internet during the middle of getting rugged the fuck out and just fucking lie?
>>62783312No, that's China moving on Taiwan and all the fabs being scuttled.
>>62783309ask ai m8 it just solved the millennium prize problem. it's solving every human disease. and we aren't even getting started yet
>>62783306>society with pea brain tier doomerism ripped from doomer scifiyou're right at least with your last words. I enjoyed Terminator 2 as much as the next guy but the damage someone like James Cameron has done to the world with skynet and the furry space cats is insane. The economics of that mineral from Avatar don't make any sense.
>SOXL down to 103 on after market
>>62783258>on a cost adjusted basisYes, their revenue doubled when you take out the expenses, it's a neat accounting trick, all companies should start doing it
>>62783318what damage?your retarded AI bubble is as big as it could possibly be
>>62783314just like I said you need me to be some idiot who doesn't know how to trade or your completely and utterly retarded "logic" falls flat on it's face. no I'm going to keep collecting my 4% apy and buying phat juicy dips and laughing at the literally dumbest humans ever investing in doomerism. no I'm not going to waste my money or time shorting or doing anything you suggest ever my strategy works I won you lose byee
>>62783317No, you tell me. Give me some examples.Besides the navier stokes. I already know that one.
>>62783318Avatar was just a ripoff of dances with wolves. like everything else in tech the only thing they can do is plagiarize the work of those that came before them and make it faggier and more kiked>unobtanium instead of gold>space marine instead of union soldier>fucks blue chicks instead of fucking native americans>joins outside tribe to fight against his own people that are outside invadersthe exact same shit>yo bro can I copy your homework I'm going to put furry shit and explosions in it
>>62783258> Anthropic's revenue doubled to 16 from 8 billion in a quarter, you are the brainlets I'm talking about. Google is going to make a trillion dollars on AiSo how did Google get negative cash flow.
>>62783315>Nothing to do with rising rates and all the debt these companies are saddled withLMAO
>>62783324you want me to type your question into an ai prompt for you and copy paste the long list of answers since you're obviously mentally defective and can't do something we all know and do as common knowledge
>>62783327That's the root cause. So they can force major
HOW THE FUCK HASN'T KOSPI HIT =8% YET TO TRIGGER THE NEXT CIRCUIT BREAKER WTF ITS BEEN DANCING ON 7.9% FOR AN HOUR
even bonds are crashingshit is hitting the fan
>>62783335my GD is pumping in after hours.>WAR IS BACK ON THE MENU
>>62783303The internet is one of the greatest inventions in human history, but that didn't stop people from losing everything in the dot-com bubble. When these AI companies realize they can't deliver their promised ROI and productivity gains, they switch their narrative to safety and national security—essentially threatening that if we don't keep funding their cute AI projects, they'll destroy the world.
>>62783334Almost all trades are done by algos, the circuit breakers are purposefully designed to prevent a crash
Protein folding — a 50-year grand challenge. AlphaFold2 (2020) predicts structures at atomic accuracy; 200M+ structures released free to scientists. The core problem is done; complexes are still improving.•Superhuman game play — AlphaGo (2016) beat Lee Sedol 4–1; AlphaZero then mastered chess, shogi, and Go from scratch, finding strategies (novel openings, "alien" moves) humans hadn't discovered in millennia of play.Faster matrix multiplication — AlphaTensor (2022) found algorithms beating Strassen's 1969 method for certain sizes — the first improvement in 50+ years, found by search, not derivation.Chip floorplanning — AlphaChip used reinforcement learning to lay out Google's TPU chips; published in Nature, deployed in production hardware.Medium-range weather forecasting — GraphCast (2023) beat the best conventional physics models on 90%+ of metrics for 10-day forecasts, in under a minute instead of hours on a supercomputer.Great progress, not finished:De novo protein design — RFdiffusion and friends design brand-new proteins and enzymes from scratch, some with real catalytic activity in the lab.New materials GNoME (2023) predicted 2.2M new crystal structures, ~380k stable candidates — DeepMind's estimate was ~800 years of human discovery compressed. Most still await lab synthesis.New antibiotics halicin (2020) kills resistant bacteria including C. difficile and A. baumannii; abaucin (2023) targets A. baumannii specifically. Both AI-discovered; still working through clinical stages.Competition-level math AlphaGeometry solved 25 of 30 IMO geometry problems; AlphaProof hit silver-medal level at IMO 2024. Gold is the remaining gap.Fusion plasma control — reinforcement learning steered tokamak plasma shape in real time (2022). A real control result, but commercial fusion remains distant.AI-designed drugs in trials Insilico's ISM001-055 for pulmonary fibrosis reached Phase II first fully AI-designed drug to get that far
>>62782596>>62782699>***RED ALERT***>FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING YOU NUGGET NIGGERS!!!! >AAAAAAAAA >THROW THE WHOLE BASKET AT IT!!!!!
>>62783246my point is either AI has a use case and ADBE is $0 or AI still doesn't have a use case.
>mfw when payday and cheapies on kospi
>>62783341this dudes bags are so fucking heavy he is blog posting cope while saying he has no skin in the game>denial
>>62783341Weird how most of these predate the LLM boomHow many of these are actually LLMs?
>>62783348I have precisely $0.00 in ai or tech all in cash collecting interest for me daily and I buy phat dips only jealous loser
The Nikkei is down nearly 5%.. Thank god I sold my Japan ETF this morning. Now, I just hope Nvidia does well tomorrow.
value is running hot, outperforming
>>62783347I don't really get the allure of buying Korea? Could you redpill me on it anon? Isn't it just a bet on Samsung and Sk hynix?
>>62783359boomer stocks and healthcare. nobody's buying bonds so the money has to go somewhere.
>>62783359>peso/USD is favorablebullish for sex tourism
>>62783359yeah, I thought the same
>>62783359I hold some COWZ as a cozy ETF, but I'm not expecting massive gains.
>>62783362bonds are gay, the world is healing
>>62783350it must be a great life to correct other people while being wrong and clueless at all times eh buddy
>>62783360It's American valuefags getting exposure to what-if-AI-is-not-an-earnings-bubble in the cheapest and most valuefaggy way available, and Korean gamblers gambling.
>>62783360idk about others but my thesis is on days like these non samsung and sk stocks get smashed as well unjustly but their recovery swings are quite juicy
>>62783362Healthcare is going to run if the house and senate get split.
>>62783377its already on a run. healthcare has pricing power that consumer staple companies don't. inflation just means more money for healthcare.
>>62783380companies like UNH and PEP and NEE were getting blamed for inflation that is 99% caused by kike tech debt blackholes. now the CPI exposes that the whole machine is rotten all of the companies at yearly lows off of "they are the bad guys causing inflation" are all pumping on news that its not their fault Hormuz is still fucking closed and some kike in QQQ took out another 50 billion dollar loan at 8% interest.
>>62783380It's barely gotten started if more Republican funding cuts and M4A are both off the table in the near term. If either party takes both houses political risk will be an overhang.
>>62783381my portfolio is vertically integrated with goyslop and healthcare
>kospi 1D chart looks like the wall street cheat sheetgooks are you ok
>>62783380modern medicine is a giant scamI expect a big implosion sooner or latersame way people are already ditching McDonalds
Trump is escalating a war nobody wants
So PPI and jobs is tomorrow, more dumping? TSM earnings tonight too?
Personally I think the crash is going to be really goddamn funny and I think anyone not doing everything they can to turn the world into clownworld as hard and fast as possible to get the frogs to actually jump out of the pot is a retarded niggerfaggot that should kill themselves. I've voted for the candidate that would make the most people the most angry every time I've been able to vote in my life and I'm 4/4. Fuck everyone, cope and seethe, and if it gets too bad I'll just anhero.
$RAM at July low
>>62783389>Israel doesn't want a forever war that kills all of the goyim
>>62783388>ditching McDonaldsthey are ditching mcdogshit for other fast food joints like chick fil a, raising caines. you cant exactly ditch modern medicine outside of eating healthy, working out, cardio, but what type of american does that
>>62783389Wrong sweety, it's Biden's fault that energy prices are so high, that and Ukraine, that's why Trump has waived sanctions on Russian diesel until April 2027, is going to waive sanctions on their shadow fleet to decrease freight rates for shipping and unfreeze billions of state and oligarch assets so that MAYBE Russia will agree to an end to the war, art of deal tranny
>>62783392>and I'm 4/4>4/4 = 1>voting at 1y/o
>>62783392based accelerationist
>>62783389Trump has been a perfect accelerationist candidate and so will whatever demtard goyslop ends up winning after him. Things need to get actively worse harder and faster for everyone. I want 20$ a gallon gas and people screaming nigger on the senate floor with their cock in their hand.
>>62783395the average 6 figure earner has 5 prescription drugs they "NEED" to function and gets 17 checkups a year just to get out of having to go to work.
Trivia team status>3rdAccount >jumped another $400 after hoursLiqour status>Several doubles and a shot of Rumple MintzCheers - The Pessimist.
how over is it?
>>62783400the first time someone says NIGGER really loud on TV they are going to run George Floyd snuff films on repeat and every major city in the US will burn for weeks againwe are always just 1 "NIGGER" tweet away from total anarchy
>>62783359staples also
>>62783403What about the 7 fig earners? Im just a sot. Fuck SSRIs and Xannys. >>62783408>we are always just 1 "NIGGER" tweet away from total anarchyWell I guess as the Vandals said.. SAY FUCK IN FRONT OF YOUR MOM & GO TO SCHOOL NAKED
Kioxia eating what again?
>>62783408thanks to bodycams and all the cop slop on youtube, I think a lot of people have jogger fatigue. George Floyd's gift to the world was broadcasting their behavior to the world.
>>62783409>>62783359and defensives
>>62783410they all take beta blockers and glp1s too and then a long list of nutropics/scam supplements and then meds for the side effects of their other meds and then a few more pills some longevity guy shills on YouTube and some root extract from Africa or some shit
cash
Why is nuclear getting shafted so hard lately?
>>62783415Goddamn, just eat some bison meat and beans, then go for a walk in the woods. The actual fuck is wrong with the patagonia vest contingent? Fresh air, protien and some cardio really does the soul better than any pill.>>62783416kek
When will silver minors stop dying?? I'm calling for an immediate end to this year's developments until we find out what the hell is going on!
What are the kimchiniggers doing
>>62783424I told you niggers that inflation is bad for precious metals, that higher fuel costs are bad for miners, months ago, you retards just laughed at me
>>62783425Something like this, probably.
>>62783420like Indians and Jews the white collar faggot has learned to emulate the culture of "anything physical is bad and for goyim and should be mocked". they openly joke about never doing anything physical EVER in any situation.they think going outside of the city is a meme and that going to the gym for anything other than cardio would be so embarrassing it would end their entire career if Mr noseberg saw them with a callus on their hands
>>62783411>Nikkei goes down 5%>Kioxia goes down 11%If anything ever happens, good or bad, you can be safe in the knowledge that Kioxia's share price will eat shit.
>>62783426Its over done
>>62783433More rate rises are coming in 2027
>>62783429Well. Another reason to savor Henry Rollins. >Lift weights>fuck up>deal with it>sing in your undies
this is the bottom
>>62783359All the big guys started to reposition out of the AI trade a lil bit last week.Shkreli mentioned it on his stream.
>>62783220>>62783235Pirating adobe products has always been trivial. Nobody in buisiness does it because a softwate audit would destroy you. Free and legal alternatives also exist. Most companies prefer name brand softwate for the security of regular updates, ensured compatibility, and for liability purposes.
>>62783456Good thing you can just buy a presidential pardon nowadays, he's going to need it
>>62783258The limiting factor on you not owning a sex bot is not insufficently sophisticated large language models.
>>62783341>Competition-level math AlphaGeometry solved 25 of 30 IMO geometry problems; AlphaProof hit silver-medal level at IMO 2024. Gold is the remaining gap.laughably outdated considering navier stokes and a RH zero free strip
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dd_tfTlRvRg/
>>62783456What has caused them to change their minds?
>>62783341and yet it cant even replace Walmart chasiers
can the democRATS hurry the fuck up and take back power and end the war
>>62783472IMO 2025 gold (July 2025): Google DeepMind's Gemini Deep Think scored 35/42 — 5 of 6 problems, right at the gold cutoff — with solutions officially graded and certified by IMO coordinators. The jump from 2024 matters: end-to-end natural language, inside the 4.5-hour contest window, versus the previous year's Lean-translation pipeline that took days. OpenAI's experimental model matched 35/42 under independent grading by three former medalists. Only ~10% of the 641 human contestants reached gold; five got perfect scores.•AlphaEvolve's math results (May 2025): 4×4 complex matrix multiplication in 48 scalar multiplications instead of 49 — the first improvement on Strassen's 1969 algorithm in 56 years. It also improved 14 of 54 matrix-multiplication targets, raised the 11-dimensional kissing number record from 592 to 593 spheres, tightened Erdős's minimum-overlap bound, and beat the best-known solution on ~20% of 50+ open problems (matching ~75%).•Erdős unit-distance conjecture (May 2026): an OpenAI model found a counterexample to Erdős's 1946 conjecture on unit distances in the plane. Timothy Gowers said he'd recommend it to the Annals "without any hesitation" and that no previous AI proof came close to this sophistication; Daniel Litt called it "the first result produced autonomously by an AI that I find interesting in itself." Mathematician Will Sawin improved the result within days, and DeepMind's model resolved nine lesser Erdős problems the same week.•Grothendieck constant bounds (2026): a Princeton team narrowed the bounds on this 1953 constant with AI doing most of the work — lead researcher Pravesh Kothari: "we can take very little credit." Not yet peer-reviewed
>>62783488the elected don't take office until jan 3rd, meaning trump has 2 months to do whatever he wants.
10 year yield is heading back down towards 5%
>>62783488>>62783492Senate would need 60 votes to force Zion Don to back off Iran
>>6278349667/100 to override a presidential veto
>>62783493Hmmm, maybe this was the Trump admin's plan to save the bond market? Act like retards trying to get everyone go pile into tech at an obvious double top, specifically to crash the stock market with reverse psychology, knowing investors would mostly flee to bonds?
goodnight smiglets
>>62783503asian stocks being liquidated to buy bonds? i dunno
>>62783496>>62783498How many votes to implement TMD?
>>62783486The banks are complaining this week that they're having a hard time trading the corporate debt they have and thus have lowered the rating of those bonds. Said bonds are the debt that a lot of companies (mostly Oracle) have been taking on for the AI infrastructure build out. This is what they do with almost all debt their underwrite, banks hold it to help stabilize the market for it while its being sold and then offload it once the market has been established.If the debt is not trading, then there's a big risk in the market for whoever is holding the bag.
>>62783496Baggies don't know that the Senate loves the war,,,, lmao how dumb are you?
>>62783503If you losers can't understand stocks why waste your time on politics?
Mumus... I'm gonna be sick...
>>62783520friday will save us
Now I can't wait for Softbank to go under. I will live to see that ponzi blow up in everyone's faces, but most importantly, I will live to see techniggers offing themselves by jumping from buildings.
>>62783512
>>62783528yeah sell everything to buy nvidia that next week lmaooo
>>62783528sell calls?
>>62783528>constantly post about shorting the market>eventually after years you're rightGENIUS>>62783524You think so?
>>62783528Counterpoint:
Harden your heart o Zelensky, accelerate the strikes against energy infrastructure.
>>62783534Same thing dumbass
>>62783528>>62783550This moron had it right just once in his 30 years taking guesses. If he was a doctor, he'd be out of license years ago.
>>62783528>>62783550
i guess the rape will continue
>>62783526this is actually a bear trap
>>62783488Not on their own. Iran's demanded terms to end the war will never be acceptable to an American government of either party. Either Iran will have to drop the demands for reparations, tolling the straits, and being able to develop nukes or we're going to have to carpet bomb their industrial capacity.Different president (Democrat or normal Republican) probably would not have started in the first place, nor would they have sat around with their dicks in their hands for half a year while the world ran out of oil if they did, but unless you have a Time Machine can't undo that.Sorry if you are a Europoor or third worlder drowning under the cost of food and energy; in our defense it was Trump or the VP of the guy who brought inflation in our country back after having it beaten for half a century, we didn't exactly have good options in 2024.
>>62783559>If he was a doctorI'm pretty sure he actually is an M.D. which I think says a lot about M.D. as a whole.
>>62783545>You think soi hope so >>62783561i can save her
The Koreans are STILL leveraged?
>>62783574Putler brought the 2022 inflation.
>-0.40%I am going to realize my losses so they don't become larger losses. Then I will rebalance.
>>62783574>we didn't exactly have good options in 2024.>sorry we niggered the global economy but she had a weird laugh
What do you think is going to happen on Friday?I think the USA is about to go reign hellfire on all it's current enemies.
>>62783258Uh oh. This suddenly reminds me of silver baggies dreaming about blowjobs for old quarters. Uh oh.
>>62783418Dems are going to sweep the election and liberals hate nuclear for dumb reason.
>>62783588
>US Considering Using ‘Mother Of All Bombs’ Against Iran, Sources Say - CNN
>>62783588probably gigagreen everywhere
>>62783605Only the elite of this board will be gigagreen.The real war begins when the USA & Russia become long term allies.
>>62783588preparing for a peace taco into retard pump
>>62783574>The guy who brought inflation back>Implying it's not the same guy who sent helicopter money to everyone to not work
>>62783603So, the N word? How would that change anything?
>>62783622NOAB, get on it RTX
>>62783603Don't you need full control of the air space to drop that bomb? If they shoot down the C-130 carrying the MOAB it would be WILD
>>62783616Americans are bloodthirsty warriors by genetics alone they want mass violence. Global war has always been very profitable. You win by taking out the competition.
>>62783622it wouldntpicrel would happen before the bomb would be used
>>62783624nother of all bombs
>>62783277I use AI daily for work and I work for MS and with my "free/limitless" Claude tokens I'm billions deep..And it's absolutely not fucking worth it yet.and unless they reduce true cost by maybe 100 times, it won't be worth much in the future either. I think the only thing It's actually useful at is project sorting, production management and minor in engine plugins and shader work. I used it for graphics/post too, and it's generally only good for the most generic stuff stuff you can imagine. Compared to asset packs and freeware it's hopelessly expensive and messy. We only use it because it's "free". But... When we look at the real costs our actions are having it's lunacy. I've spent 2.5 billion tokens this week already. And got 300 some files sorted, tried and failed a single character with animation test + a starter vfx pack of like 4 usable effects in return.True cost: 15.000$ 1,750 { kWh} (equivalent to powering an average U.S. home for about 2 months).It's not making me feel like a good person. I know faith in this shit is low and we pretty much just abuse the desperation deal MS got. When they are for "free", it's a ok deal.
Die bulls die.
nightly dashboard update
>down 10% before the crash even startsis this a good time to sell everything and go into hiding? need some bull copium
>MUHOLY SH->GOOGLJEEZUS
lmao@kospi
>>62783658Same. I was planning on completely rebalancing my port and today happened. I'm really slapping myself for waiting, since what I was going to buy is doing great.
>>62783661>GOOGL>JEEZUSdon't bamboozle me I'm $40k into this whats going on I'm starting to sweat and maybe even peeing a little what's going on qrd me anon
Ok, fine. I'm buying SOXS as soon as the market opens.
>>62783669It's back down to 340 from 358 yesterday.
The market isn't even down why are you gambler retards so upset?
>>62783672nigger this is the stocks general not the bogle faggot buy shit and piss and chill with a cock up your ass generalwe take some risk around here
>>62783675Then quit crying loser waaaah I lost 1% waaaaaaah get your T checked
>>62783671This is not optimal, I want it to go up instead.
PULL UP PULL UP BANK ANGLE BA
>>62783672People who don't have the stomach for a 1% drawdown (this is why despite all the information on historical returns available on the internet there is still an equity risk premium in TYOOL 2026), or who own the most speculative AI buildout linked names, possibly with leverage, who did have a real bad day.
Why market down this week?
>>62783688GF broke up with it
>>62783688>picrel
>equities in free dive>bitcoin following a lil bit to save face>monero flatExtremely bullish for both of these
>>62783672Brother go and see whats happening in Asia.
>>62783694It was parabolic though
>>62783688why wouldn't it be down? what good news is even possibly left to pump the market?
>>62783703>what good news is even possibly left to pump the market?Copium
>>62783691THE GIF IS A LIEJUST LIKE THE (((GOLD RESERVES)))
>>62783701>Japan gets to have a half decade long.bubble>Worst Korea gets 5 monthsBeing Korean is truly suffering.
>>62783688huh let's see>global bonds yields shitting the bed>inflation>CRWV asked for infinite gibs to fund their retarded business>AVGO CEO calls AI investors clueless gamblers in a casino>Israel still exists>CXMT announced advancement in DRAM>Toshiba announced it was flooding the storage market at some point>Anthro pics FUD headlines about less than expected revenue growth and still losing money>0 tacos (not that they would even work at this point)and most of these are just this week...
>>62783701>6467How old was the pic lol
>>62783711Mid Aug I think
>>62783694India looking strong. Babbys first bad day? If someone was all in on options or kospi they should reflect on that. Diversify perhaps , not gamble like a retard perhaps, buy VOO perhaps, getting emotional like a dumb cunt on the rag is not helpful
>>62783710oh and whatever the fuck is happening in ukraine now certainly isn't helpinglet me know if I'm missing anything
>>62783701Kospi up 60% this year, what's the problem?
>>62783720>let me know if I'm missing anythingthe indomitable human spirit that will make stonks go up forever (that means hyper inflation)
>>62783710Don't call it a crash. It's an accelerated descent.
>>62783720Sp500 up 13% this year, excellent. Who could be upset with that?
>>62783719People are scared that rapening is coming to the US in the morning retard. Then you can hold onto your shit & piss VOO when it drops to 680 and takes 3 months to get back to whatever it is right now.
>>62783726>Wah wah but I'm a gambling retard who can't read a financial statement with 3x leverage waaaah I deserve free money reeeeeeeeee I'm betting on options against guys with 170 iqs I deserve to win waaaaaaah, it's drumphs fault waaaaah
>>62783727>People are scaredThen learn how to invest or VOO and chill If y'all lose 50% tomorrow would you learn anything?
>>62783722Problem is we've been in a bull market too long and too many newfag investors who think they have the stomach for drawdowns but don't.
>>62783746finally some fresh fucking bull copiumalso>Anthropic tells investors its quarterly revenue jumped 50%>Investors predict new record price for gold within two years>Salmon producers start feeding chicken to fish
>Co-founder Brannin McBee, who leads CoreWeave's financing, told the FT that investment-grade ratings on more of its chip-backed debt would let it borrow from insurers, whose capital "is unlimited. Like, that's all the money in the world that sits in the insurance tranche.">McBee said CoreWeave will keep taking out chip-backed loans: "I don't look at that as scary debt at all. I look at that as accelerating debt and great debt."Why don't you just go to the bank and use your GPU as collateral for a loan?
>>62783746still dumping, its lowkey, highkey, keykey over
>>62783748salmonbros WAGMI
>>62783739>Newfag thinks a bear market will not affect VOO
>>62783748Salmon prices are unique.Sardines prices have mooned due to a bad harvest off North Africa and going viral among young people who finally discovered how healthy and easy of a meal they make, and as sardine prices went up people started substituting salmon and now salmon prices are way up too.
>>62783746So basically I should buy the semi dip?
>>62783752Give it time anon
>>62783748Their revenue jumped 50% if you don't include their expenses*
Uhm xisters, my diversified TQQQ port is safe right?
you smell
>>62783761I'm just as skeptical as the next smigger but apparently they were also profitableworst case is they're excluding financing which would be generous but not egregiously so
>>62783765They're leaving out AI model traing cost, revenue sharing they have with Google and Amazon amongst others and cost to use cloud services
>>62783767training*
>>62783755I don't own VOO, but I do think you newfags should buy some instead of gambling like retards with a get rich quick mentality
>>62783767>The $965bn start-up told investors that it was profitable on an adjusted basis in the three months to September for the second quarter in a row, according to multiple people with knowledge of the matter. Revenues were up from $11.5bn in the three months to June. >Anthropic did not share an update to its annualised revenue, which hit $65bn at the end of July. But SemiAnalysis, a research firm, projected sales grew to roughly $74bn on an annualised basis based on the new figures.>Those estimates are lower than more bullish predictions during the summer, when a number of Anthropic’s investors told the FT the company would far surpass $100bn in annualised revenue by year-end. >Anthropic told investors that it was cash flow positive and banking $1.70 in revenue for every $1 spent on computing power in the third quarter, said the people with knowledge of the matter. Executives said its adjusted operating margins, which exclude stock-based compensation, were 11 per cent. >Anthropic told investors that it was cash flow positive and banking $1.70 in revenue for every $1 spent on computing power in the third quarter, said the people with knowledge of the matter. Executives said its adjusted operating margins, which exclude stock-based compensation, were 11 per cent. >But the pair also stressed that may change as they sketched out plans to invest heavily in compute and biomedical research, the person added.
>>62783755>ancestral blood memory of the stock marketI'm losin' it brother
I am NOT selling my IREN bags
I sold some AAPL, got 8 grand to throw into some dip. Thinking MU or NBIS. What's everyone here slurping?
>>62783758I'm going to extoll the virtues of eating sawdust so I can eat my food and vitamins without normies ruining everything
>>62783783I'm still on my only-buy-ATH strategy
>>62783778>adjusted basisAka not including all expenses, ask their own LLM if you want it explained to you
>>62783783space. i just looked at WARP and somehow it recovered yesterdays dump and more afterhours
Kospi below -9%.Holy kek
>>62783759yes, but who knows when the true bottom is
>>62783783>>62783786>ATH that's good to slurpV, or PM.
SOXS bros
>>62783781Just average down. I mean IREN below 30 is kinda a decent deal, no?>>62783786The good old buy high sell low, love it.>>62783790Yeah I looked at NASA but I don't like the timeline for the recovery. Want something with a faster bounce.
>>62783758as a lover of both sardine and salmon this is worse news than what the market is doing right now>>62783787anon you and I have no way of knowing that until they release their S-1 and you know itbut being cash flow positive probably means share based comp is a large drag as well, I just quoted the article at you and left you to make your own conclusionI don't own any anthro and I don't intend to any time soon
>>62783794SOXL 400 calls Jan 2027 EZ
>>62783799>The good old buy high sell low, love it.no I buy high and sell even higher
TSM is exploding upwards tomorrow is going to absolutely fucking rip, I hope.
>>62783807I actually don't sell but you get the point
I think TSMC will save us..
>>62783793And how does this affect me?
>>62783783Yeah buy MU before the strike anon, great idea :)
>>62783816I can only assume these are female brokers?
>>62783818>strike the goyim are funny
The chance any of you would survive a 2000 or 2007 bear market approaches zero if you're crying about a few percent
TSM earnings call for anybody trying to fall asleep to an old asian manhttps://tsmc.hinet.net/tsmc_aw_09242026.html
>>62783816If you are from USA, your entire economy is held up by the AI bubble.
>>62783810It's about 1% down actually
>>62783820my female broker is a black goddess
>>62783196>>64 GB SSDIsn't that a little small? My current Dell PC, bought in late 2025 has 2x 1 TB SSD.That's 2048 GB total.
>>62783825Thanks anon
>>62783829Try looking at the aftermarket hours?
>>62783833>>62783829Forgot to add that the market is going to react the their record +69% YoY in the morning, markets at 2am eastern don't move much, so the jump up that we have gotten is a huge sign.
is there anyway to buy foriegn stocks without getting raped by fees or are ETF's really the only way to avoid fee rape?
>>62783839OK, but how much will it grow next year when OpenAI and Antrophics collapse?
>>62783839good numbers = bearish, look at ASML
>>62783845Nobody knows, and I try to avoid predicting. I'm just reacting and hoping.>>62783848ASML missed on revenue lol
>>62783852by 0.6%
the TSMC ADR is still down unless I'm looking at the wrong tickerbullbros our response?
>>62783844Any ETF you buy also has to deal with the same trading fees that are bothering you, they are just rolled over into the expense ratio.
>>62783855Buy Anduril shares on the secondary market for when China decides to slurp.
>>62783793kospi closed <8%
>>62783858kekpalmer lucky is such a corny faggot though
>>62783853they even met their own target kek
>>62783751Total Zitron victory.
Adobe is my largest position and I'm going to buy more if it goes down more because AI is fake and gay.
>>62783855tsm fuckin killin it
>>62783880Who's their CEO?
>>62783880>Adobe is my largest positionWhy in the genuine fuck would that be your largest position?
I looking for a value ETF that moves a lot, and doesnt have a bunch of deadweight, like zombie companies and value traps in it like Russel 1000I was thinking BRKU which is 2x BRKB, but I don't know
>>62783890he has to take on big style risk to pay for his adobe subs
bros I think sosx is hitting 300 we're so back
>>62783890Because I like money and Adobe is seriously undervalued because of retards who've never used their products professionally. No, AI slop isn't going to replace Adobe products.
aaaaah
>>62783892Nigga why fuck around with value ETFs when you can just buy KMB whenever it's under $100?
>>62783918it was a good buy under 200 but 240 is kinda riskythere is some serious risk of margin compression even ignoring their stickiness they're competing for the same enterprise budget with gen AI, LLMs etc it's a losing battle for at least the next 3 years or so
>>62783880this is fucking suicidal, that is probably the odds on favorite first company to go to zero and disappear
>>62783928>>62783880Probably the best analogy i can think of is investing in oil lamps at the advent of electricity because you think electricity is fake and gay. Show a screenshot of your position or your larping
>>62783923>they're competing for the same enterprise budget with gen AI, LLMsMost companies can't even quantify the return on their slop spending. It's a fad that's already losing steam. Meanwhile, Adobe is printing billions every single quarter.>>62783928You're too stupid to pick stocks. Stick to ETFs.
STOP FUCKING SELLING
>>62783937Quantify this: Within the last week, all Adobe products have been reverse engineered with AI.
all you have to do is talk about pokemon cards and they'll get uncomfortable
>>62783918AI slop is already replacing them in the advertising world. We're already seeing that with gen AI video and images. For throway slop, we're already there. I know you've probably used Adobe for years, maybe you're an artist or some shit, I don't care. I'm sure you love your craft. But most shit produced by Adobe was never going to actually be looked at for more than a few seconds max and you just don't need that anymore.And that's not even getting into the vibecoded shit to replace the adobe shit, that's just genAI.That's why I'm so bullish on KMB. You can't AI generate some toilet paper or a diaper from a tree.
dem gooks got raped up again today
>>62783937>Most companies can't even quantify the return on their slop spending.yes but that's besides the pointadobe relies on annual price hikes to squeeze out most of its growth so the bet is they have less pricing power now because everyone is tokenmaxxxing to see if more AI in the accounting department can lower headcountthey won't go to 0 but if they're no longer a growth stock this will compress their multiples immenselyjust keep that in mind there is a high probability this is a textbook value trap
soxs bros im crying tears of onions
>>62783941adobe products are overpriced shit anyway
>>62783941No, they haven't. Those copies are full of bugs which make them unusable. >they'll be fixedIt's AI slop code. Fixing one bug introduces five others.
>>62783951You really don't understand do you? Check something out from a competent individual, here try thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wajoP_5Cpw8The situation, simply, is that any mildly tech-savy individual can now create their own version of any Adobe program with exactly the features they want. Yes, the very first full on imitations are wonky, but they are a straight rip including all the code. When somebody streamlines the features they want, makes a good version, and puts it to a repository, then it's there, free, for all. Software is royally fucked.
>market has been red for 24 hours straightwhat the actual fuck this is obscene
>>62783955Golden Age
>>62783937>Oil lamps are printing every quarter, everybody needs them to be able to see in the dark. Electricity is a fad that is already running out of steam
>>62783944>guy who took photos of fucking blocks went lost his businessAre you kidding me? Who gives a shit?>>62783946They grew their subscriber count in their last report. Also, Adobe has a multiple of 13 or so (too lazy to check). It's already being priced like it's going out of business.>>62783953Did you even watch the video you linked? God you people are so fucking retarded. The faggot in the video tries out the slop Adobe clones and quickly finds them to be absolutely useless, buggy pieces of shit, then decides to make his own slop clones by "reverse engineering" the binaries, which of course he doesn't show. He just says he plans on doing it. Yeah, good fucking luck.
I have a funny feeling this is going to be the very last smg
>>62783955it's been bad news stacked on bad news for a while i'm not sure what you're expecting
babe nigger probably feeling the pain
>>62783974how much of their growth came from pricing vs subscribers? if subscriber growth peaks any time soon it will shrink to accommodate that multipleI'm just pointing out the risk as long as you know what you're getting into you're golden
>>62783978good news?
>midtems>november 3rdare we expecting a melty up or melty down
>>62783984why not both.bmp
>>62783983
>>62783986cool guy
>>62783986inshallah
I've sold almost everything. For now I will just swingtrade and nothing else.
>>62783955Not my WMT and CVX. My MU and AMD though...
>>62783986>some brownoid account on twitter thinks oil is something you just conjure up and store in a void before transporting it through magic portalslul
>>62783986Can salamander actually save the global oil market? US pump prices prob keep going up anyway
>>62783986>stop supplying Iran or else we'll export more oilHow lol? The strait's closed and the Houthis blew up their bypass pipeline and are blockading the other strait while bombing the shit out of Aramco.
>>62783994by praying to Allah (the best investment strategy)
>>62783986also wouldnt that also bankrupt their petronation, salmon aint got the balls
>>62783995MBS don't even believe in allah niggashias are the TRVE MVSLIM BVLWARKShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGBZold3-qI
WTFWTFWTF
Did anybody notice that Gold has fully recovered? Kek
>>62783982I don't know. I remember reading something about them losing some earnings because they reduced prices (or made the subscription free?) for students or something to that effect, but even if growth slows, it's still a good value play.When the market suddenly cuts the multiple on a stock, you always have to be cautious because there's usually a good reason for it. Take Nike for example. There's a good chance that it's permanently fucked. But in Adobe's case, I understand why the market is doing what it's doing. It's AI bullshit. You had retards like Leopold Aschenbrenner shorting Adobe as a "hedge" against his AI longs on the institutional side, and on the retail side, it's always the same arguments by retards like >>62783953 who didn't even watch the video he posted as evidence. Every discussion I have with LLM obsessed people reinforces my belief that they don't know what they're talking about.
this time I will perfectly time the bottom and make easy cash on the rebound
I think today is the bottom and I'm buying.
>>62784001I think a thesis should stand on its own and not hinge on sentiment or anecdotesthe thing with value traps is they look good on paper but you're swimming against the stream so you should have rock solid reasoning besides "last number was good"the saaspocalypse trade was great for those guys because it offered double edged leverage and it worked until it didn't but that has already unwound, see: MSFT, NOW etc even ADBE recovered from 190 to 260 but I don't think it makes ATH within the next 5 years for the reasons I've already mentioned
somebody needs to put koreans out of their miserythey keep causing these dumps
SOXS BROS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>62783918It's hilarious to see people in these generals out themselves as either shutin NEETS or literal teenagers when they talk about companies with entrenched positions in enterprise software or utilities being worthless because they can download a spyware ladden Chinese freeware version on their shitty laptopAdobe is not going anywhere, any company that needs to process documentation in PDF format will use Adobe for liability reasons. No engineering office is going to start using some vibecoded freeware made by a Jeet to edit or read contractual documentation
>>62783978the news was not that fucking badlook at the 4h chartnon-stop bleeding over what, a slightly hot CPI report?yields are down, oil is down, market is just straight bleeding the fuck out with no relief.
Can'tduct this
>>62784044I reckon a worse than expected cpi increases odds of rate hike which the market prices in aggressively
to bake or not to bake that is the question
At least instead of having to pay some kike to compress your PDF some nerd just vibecoded a free service.
>>62784043kek it’s been out less than a week, give it a year cryptography is next
>>62784072I don't understand why it must be baked when bump limit has been reached, we're nowhere near page 10
>>62784080you're right I'll wait until page 5 but the reason is to get visibility on page 1 some of the less intelligent smiggers either don't use the catalogue or assume that no /smg/ on page 1 means they need to bake so we end up with multiple generals
The writing is on the wall. Either tomorrow or Friday, the latest Monday, there will be a nigger pump not seen for generations. The mother of all mid term tacos. The ai becoming sentient news. Something will rocket this market into a new reality
The market is only gay if you realize your losses. Keep your hands off your sell button and under your ass, and no jewish penis will ever enter.
>>62784087I'll have what you're having
>>62784090Nah not really. But we will get a bigger pump go get us back go 780 in a day. I expect spy to hit 772 tomorrow, hit 780 Friday, and slight pump monday into red week
>>62783986The only way this would work is if he turned all of the planet's oceans into crude and then we'd have an entirely different problem; a far worse one. There's no fucking way he's shipping shit outside of the straits. Both pools are fucking closed.
I'm financially ruined.It's over.
sources say equities are stableplease god
>>62784106Shoulda listened to that Smigstrodamus, Smigstro tried to warn you!Unironically, after the initial PPI selloff today is the time to slurp on a swing until the next Fed meeting. >Buy heavily today after PPI selloff, >Trim heavily before Wed 28th Oct..This is how Smigstro is playing it in the short term. After fed decision I think we go lower longer, none of this is priced in lol.
>>62784106Based!
Klarna just got its loicense to expand to Britain's M&S. Millions of new negroes have been unlocked for fleecing and merchant fee farming.
>>62784088DYINGDYING ONCE SEEMED SO HEROIC TO MEGIVING THIS BODY FOR A PEOPLE IN NEEDNOW I REALIZE THERE IS NOTHING TO SEENOTHING BUT DIRT AND DECAYrip those holding since ath btw
>>62784111I thought you were finally leaving
NEWNEWNEW>>62784128>>62784128>>62784128
>>62784117I bought low but not low enough :/
>>62784133I bought ath but cut my losses and then got raped shorting
