I tried so hard and got so far>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62784128
Sell it all. Today.
>>62784876NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!
Sources tell me Micron is stable.Please God.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Slurp VRT if you know what’s good for you
I'm financially rekt
>>62784881it still kinda hurts
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEEEYES
I told you her anime would mark the beginning of the Great Doomp
We're approaching July levels. If it goes below that I'll be inclined to believe that the bubble is in the process of bursting.
>>62784881I JUST SAW MICRON'S FUCKING NECK EXPLODE MAN HE'S NOT OK
>>62784881kek
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why is the TSX SO. FUCKING. ASS. Lagard pieces of shit! Gold is going up, don't you fucking see you dumbasses? Raise your fucking bids and asks!!!
Considering genuinely just holding NVDA I don't care anymore
>>62784886too busy slurping SSRIs atm
>they make fun on CPI watchers>they make fun of PPI watchers>they make fun of bonds>they make fun of reits>they say inflation is bullishdamn turns out everyone here is fucking stupid
>>62784894IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHEEEEEEEEE
PUMP PUMP PUMP LLYLLY PUMPYAYI'm up 8%
SOXLbros?
haven't checked my 'folio in days but i close my eyes and imagine it's all frog green. feels good making gains bros. why are y'all complaining?
I hope I can finish all my big projects before Anthropic goes out of business.
>NBIS -9%>IREN -9%>CRWV - 7%
>>62784895
>>62784910LMFAO
boomer stocks are up, you should have bought boomer stocks
Where is spcx bro?
>one nothing wrong with me>two nothing wrong with me>three nothing wrong with me >four nothing wrong with me
>CPI and PPI come in hotter than expected>Labor market doing fine>Fed still predicted to not hike later this monthI don't get it
guys check>TTWO COMPUTER>PEP COMPUTER>KMB COMPUTER>SCHD COMPUTER>O COMPUTER>VGLT COMPUTER
>>62784908>double digits
My entire portfolio is red for like the 3rd week in a row. I didn't vote for this please
This is considered newsworthy in YouKay. It's over.
Awe balls, I think I fucked up boss.
I feel nothingI was finally green for one (1) day last week after holding bags for monthsI am now down 11%
>>62784897It’s a long way to the July lows still
>AAPL +1.16%
I cut my largest loser out today (no it wasn't my wife)feeling good about the rest of the yearonly good things from here, not bad, good things
holy shitLOOK AT THE DELL COMPUTER
>>62784922You voted Democrat?
>>62784919Let me explain>IF I PREDICT IT WON'T GO UP THEY HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY>PLEASE PLEASE DON'T GO UP!!!!!!!!!
Okay what's my entry price for SOXL?
NVDA is 214.88 holy based!!!1
I told all of you to buy war and neet stocks. But you hate money.
>>62784929brother that's everything right nowwe are in rape and gape territory
>>62784926You mean the S&P as a whole? I'm not looking at that. AI only.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCK
>>62784932No I only vote third party
Long natural gasShort capital marketslong hotelsshort auto partsshort regional bankslong healthcareshort homebuilders
>>62784935I'm tryna pin it there with my 10k cash.
>>62784947This is useless now. The market has decided that it's bear season. Nothing that can be done about it. No good news is gonna rally this until the bears have had their way.
>>62784926It can waist those gains in a month like a shitcoin.
BUT NOTHING WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPENNOTHING WAS EVER SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
>>62784886>53 p/e>just had price target lowerednah I'm good. sounds gay
I am going to attempt and trade the 15 min ORB today, wish me luck.
Kek, finally this thread is alive again. Crabbing market was killing it.
When is his task force going to save us?
>>62784876Buy it all. Today.
wake me up when its time to slurp smiggers im going back to bed
>>62784961Today? What a waste. It's gonna be even worse on Monday!
Klarna is fighting the good fight! Can they hold off the forces of chaos?
>>62784961Dangerously based.
it's over
of course the only piece of shit stock I sell on open ends up recovering lol
>>62784961are you the guy that also takes pics of your ipad?
>>62784913For as often as I play it too "safe" at least I don't end up in her scenario.
>>62784962>time to slurpToday
I think I have dumpression
>>62784943I was thinking about the main indexes, S&P and Nasdaq 100. I’m not sure what you mean with ”AI only”. What are you looking at if not an index or security price
I know you're shitting bricks right now. But the fact is, we all started out as someone's little angel. And a market like this forces us to become warriors or victims.You choose.
>>62784961Buy it with what
+4.11% KMB
I don't know why I even bother anymore.
>>62784971To be fair she was fucking with 59x Leverage, no Stop Losses.
Kek baggies kek
Fuck it, bought GGLL, SPCX and tqqq
>>62784929I don't know what is funnier>that DELL is down 20% in two daysor>that it is still overpriced
>>62784973Ever since I quit alcohol my life became disgusting. It has lost all the color
>>62784955p/e posting is lowest form of analysis
Really regret buying AMD a few months ago. My gains have been completely erased and it may still go even lower.
>>62784903I've held it since whenever I bought, currently up 360% or something like that. I only bought like $1k :(
we buying today or holding out for person of color friday tomorrow?
>>62784928Nigger dog
>>62784912What a coincident it's all holding of MEME ETF.RocketLab too.
>>62784974Individual AI stocks, fren. Mag7 hyperscalers aside, everything else is a crimson red.
>>62784923Now subtract government deficit spending through borrowing. To completely non productive areas. It’s bad. Real bad.
just need one more fat red candle and im out for the day.
ALRIGHT SMG IT'S TIME TO GET SERIOUS!...What's you Costco Play during the Depression?For me 5 dollar chickens and 5lb bags of rice are hard to pass up. Maybe treat myself with some Siracha Mayo mixed at home of course.
>>62784766So uhh how far out should I buy options on it?>>62784798I rhought it required rates being cut, why did it pump $3ish?>>62784876Reeeeee Im stuck bagholding some of these things though, cause I didnt fucking sell Monday!!!!
>>62784993I got me some $BAKA put option faggot's delights. With the AI data center build out trade doing this whole cool off phase, it's easy to take profits for the other people who are just going to hold through the down turn. So you take their profits for them, and they happily sit there with their shares boss.
TOTAL ZITRON VICTORY TOTAL ZITRON VICTORY TOTAL ZITRON VICTORY
Why isn’t Oracle down more. something fishy going on.
is AI in the dumpster yet or should I hold my nvidia stocks?
>>62784964In truth, I am keeping an eye out for that. After all, more money will be available by then. It was after the big dump in 2023 where things rebounded and I got my first 10x, 20x and 30x.
I bought the breakout in WDAY
ok im out, gotta run errands in town today. hopefully we hit $2k next week
>>62784925I'm livid as fuck. 2 whole fucking months erased so quickly! I have to prevent myself from trading more, can't risk losing all my gains from last year.
>>627850042 whole pallets of spam
>everyone is a genius in a bull market>Qqq drops 5% half of smg is liquidatedMost of you guys shouldn't be managing your own money
>>62784993Feels like catching a falling knife. Only FUD and bad news as far as the eye can see, for me at least. Probably smarter to wait for some strength and good macro signs.
Nebius and Intel, my beloved...
>Boomer rocks are up>Stock exchanges bids and asks are FUCKING LOWWhy. Why does it always do that when we're in the green but lose thousands when we're in the red? Mother. Fucking. JEWS!
>>62785018This guy is a real go getter.
>another once in a lifetime crash for the 4th time in the past week over no news
>>62784929
>>62784934Each one of these dumps makes it harder and harder to go back to $300. A straight pump to $150? It's like SOXX going all the way to about $583. I should have sold when i was up some in September.
my bruised and bleeding asshole is maybe just kind of sort of starting getting tired of all this winning
>>62785007why S M H and not something like DRAM or SPMO even? I'm too put off by anything with the data center/AI label now>>62785020it's always darkest before dawnfeels like prime slurping opportunity when everyone is crying blood...but I agree it's looking pretty bleak till the midterms are behind us
>>62785028Either she's seen some real shit or that's a man, baby!
entered QQQM at 294. I'm a tech baggie again
>>62785019everyone wants to think they can beat the market but all they do is just up the risk they're taking
>>62784966Checked. I almost used that image.>>62784970Oh no. I never even bothered with that or the phone. Only things I'll be taking photos of are the piles of PMs I'll turn some gains into in the future.
>>62785024Boomer rocks kinda chill during a massive rotation into bonds and defensives. I think it's a fake rotation. Nothing survives a credit crunch
>>62785007oh I misread and thought you had callsputs on shaking my head seem prudent if anythingis this a hedge or pure short?
>>62784961Fuck off man. Buying every dip means using it all. Buy with what!!!!???
>>62784913I can save her.
>>62785044
>PEP +7.53% 1 week>KMB +8.31% 1 weekI SPOONFED YOU NIGGERS. I SPOONFED YOU A 5 YEAR LOW. HAND DELIVERED IT. SHILLED IT DAILYSAY THANK YOU. YOU DIVERSIFIED INTO SLOP AND DIAPERS RIGHT? SAY THANK YOU
>>62785034S M H is very liquid in its options chain.
I full ported GIS and HRL about a month ago lmao, looks like my thesis was correct, capital appreciation plus massive dividends is the name of the game but you gotta find a precise generational entry point
>>62785044>Cathy buying CRWV today>Cramer shilling CRWV yesterdayI'm assembling the ultimate giga dump Exodia
>>62784996Yeah. Not sure if there’s something like an ”AI index”, maybe some AI sector ETF could be used as a proxy
>IREN -12%everytime I think it might be the time to finally buy, it goes lower
>>62785034Hindsight is 20/20 ofc but I'm getting 2022 vibes right now. Then again, doesn't mean everything can't reverse for no reason and leave me holding cash bags.
My Nike doin a lil sum
>>62785044how the fuck is this nigga still around WHO is giving her money
>>62784983I was very tempted to do some 50x leverage recently. In reality it would've worked out but I didn't actually have any sound reasoning for why it would turn out well so soon. I stick to humbler plans since if those work out I won't need the leverage anyway.
>>62785037Go back to after March 2020, 2021. Be bullish on SOXL or TQQQ or UPRO, win. Go back to 2023, 2024. Do the same trades and win. Go back to mid April 2025 and trade the same and win.My mistake was trading as if though it was still the lows. Instead I was trading at or near ATHs
>>62785050Yeah fuck off, I'm still down 8% on my KMB, go eat two bags of dicks and fucking kill yourself.
>>62785059>fucking NKE is upgrim
O CHADS KEEP WINNING
>>62785058I had those vibes months back. Had I sold and stopped trading I'd be up several 10s of thousands. But for some reason I refused to accept that.
my healthcare stocks doin a lil sum
>>62785062buy soxl
Miss me?
>>62785030SOXL will not hit $300 again for years. look at the gook volume. it took every Korean debt maxing with 100x leverage to get SOXL to tard pump to $300. it simply cannot happen again until they grind their goy jobs for another few years to debt max another scam pump
Can you imagine you’re one of these boomers that got in on special purpose vehicles for all this AI debt a couple years ago and now you’re locked in and you can sell. fucking nightmare
>>62785038Based. I have sell orders on all my PM miners. Idk whats gonna happen today but I shedded 75 shares of TECS for a tasty profit.>had a big ol breakfast today too.
>>62784978What happened to the money from your most recent pay day...?
>>62785058>doesn't mean everything can't reverse for no reason and leave me holding cash bags.That is the most annoying part of it at all. These moves are getting faster and faster. Even if you bought back in late after the 2022 dump ended there were still gains to be had. Yet look at it now. End of July SOXL hit the pico bottom and then pumped back up fast. By September you were already taking high risk buying back into it. I hate how fast it moves now since it doesn't even have a rhyme or reason to it like it did back then.
>>62784992I bought this dip way too early and put far more money on it unfortunately. Being NVDA I like to think at worst I'll just hold the bag for a long time.
KEK SPACE BAGGIES
what a V
wtf INTC doin
>>62785050>the financially anal raped was literal
deplly the v
ServiceNow doing something
>>62785036sold +0.6% realized. fake and gay V is too strong we are going lower.
>>62785070Wrong again. It wouldn't take much for SOXL to hit $300 again, you get 2 months of 12 VIX and it'll naturally get there just compounding on multiple green days in a row.
Buying opportunity.
I think the move is to buy IWM. We’re in the blowoff phase and SPY is going to 10000.
>>62785080repackaging its foundry and skedaddling out of dodge
>tech down -1,27%>SPX down -0,35%>that basically means SPX without tech is green
>>62785091SPX* not SPY.
>been bearish for a more than a year>too afraid of the permabull clowns who drive the market to short and take advantage of days like this
Should I start gloating for my AZN pick from Monday like the O autist?
Lmao
NKE is the next big thing.
>>62785092INSUFFICIENT FUNDSINSUFFICIENT FUNDSINSUFFICIENT FUNDSINSUFFICIENT FUNDSINSUFFICIENT FUNDS
>>62785045>On>PutHmm. Interesting ID. Work earnings aside I might actually sell some stable(r) assets with lower growth potential to buy some new ones.
Goddamn though what a genius I am. OverHearing the black lesbian at my job bragging about longing spacex was the toppest of top signals.
It's completely over for me
>I told babe poster INTC 90 SOXL 90INTC 92SOXL 95close.. maybe that was the bottom but I still think 90/90 is coming
BAAAABE POSTEEEERRRBAAAAAAAAABEEE POOSTEEEEEER
nigger pump friday or nigger dump friday?
>>62784977Shot caller was such a kino movie
When are US mid term elections?Trump said the war would be over in two weeks,and it's still goingIsrael is going to escalate immediately after the mid terms, aren't they?I'm thinking of getting back in oil before mid terms regardless of what price it's at. I got out at $100Getting back in oil with the expectation that the war will escalate after mid terms.
Ok WTH is happening?!
>>62785072I don't usually buy stuff that's pure numismatic but I have my eye on that Scottsdale USA 250th bar, assuming one's available by time enough investments go right. How fortunate to be able to dabble in these things from the comfort of home. No dangerous treks into the wilds to prospect.
>>62785110Intel is super speculative at best. Only if you truly believe that their foundry will reap long term benefits. There are better alternatives for short term gains, like anything Jupiter related.
>>62785108The only thing that I messed up was the execution selling my sqqq calls too soon but that’s ok my instincts are spot on it’s just my execution that needs work.
I can't even look.Has the V been deployed yet?
>>62785129I'm fucked I'm ruined
>>62785091>SPY is going to 10000
>>62785129>I can't even look.>Has the V been deployed yet?actually, yes
>>62785127Intel isn't speculative its a communist abomination of government gibs. it was going bankrupt and the government just pumped billions into it because they built 15 headquarters in Israel. its the ultimate tranny stock.
>>62785124Yup. Iran already said that its prepping for massive US air strikes. They've evacuated key military bases and spread their forces all around. This was a bad idea. They telegraphed this war for far too long, giving them too much prep time.
starting to feel bullish
>>62785129They deployed it briefly.
>>62784829>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
>>62785125MoM Core PPI was hot half a percent over expectations. A gigantic miss. Also people are finally accepting that LLMs are gay toys and not the fourth industrial revolution
>>62785135Well, both things can be true at the same time. A company can become the government's bitch but at the same time have a miserable stock presence on the market.
>>62785129No but I slurped anyways.
kek
>>62785076I regret listening to the guy telling me to buy RKLB
just bought 300 soxl @ 97.03
>>62785147just sold my NASA ETF because of this screenshot
>>62785147we really need to up our abortion numbers
>>62785147I like!
>>62785147>asts is the manhattan projectim bagholding so i like this thought... unfortunately if there was a modern day manhattan project it would most likely use SPCX as a launch partner
>>62784949What stocks? Any etfs like bwet?
>>62785147
>>62785147You laugh but honestly this thesis is just dumb enough to be right.
ilu LLY
thoughtssssss?>>62784924whend you end up dumping your massive poots gains yesterday? last number i heard was 288%
>>62785147these are like 15 and 16 year olds rightnobody talks like this
>>62785136lets hope oil gets back down to $70if it's below $100, I'll buy
SOXL
>>62785158TMUS is allied with SPCX already
What are your guys guesses on why markets have become so erratic over the last few years?>>62785027Not really much of anything if it doesnt get the "once in a life time gains" right after.
>>62785142
>>62785147Because I'm a Romaboo I like to think bears as Ceasers legions crossing the rubicon and the Roman senate as my portfolio
>>62785153lmao
>>62785147What's this in star wars terms
>>62785147>history nerd>German industrial powerhouseThese types of people are just beneath contempt. Germany was successful because it struck first, while the iron was hot, not because it was an industrial powerhouse. American liberals always try to impose some faggy liberal view of the world on the past.
>>62785167Well he did say he was a history nerd.
>>62785070>>62785030Who says it has to go back to 300?>>62782247>Peak to bottom was 70%.>A similar dump from the last local peak would be at $50.The last local peak was 155 and it dropped to 100 before going back up, barely over 30% dump. Maybe it was a dead cat bounce, but the 300 day EMA has been a reliable floor for the past year.
>>62785180ASTS = darth maulGRND = anakin skywalkerSPCX = glup shitto
>>62784923>0.1% GDP growth>REFORM=NAZIS>our pakistani brothers are suffering!!peak yookay aesthetics
>>62785175Passing the bar and the medical licensure exam aren't impressive because large parts of them only need rote memorization and, for the former, sophistry. I'm not even anti AI but this is a dumb argument
>>62785174>why is it more erraticmore retail people getting phone alerts. easy to do 3 or 4 big shakedowns a year and farm 4 years of pump/dump cycles in 1 yearthey tell you not to sell the top while the dump bags down your throat. amazing that you niggers literally just baghold slop all year because they trained you wrong on purpose.
>>62785136Why is Iran pushing democrats so hard?
>>62785181let me guess, you got conquered. lol!
>>62785177Don't you have it the wrong way around buddy. Higher bond yields means less people in the equities market. Lower bond yields means more people interested in the equities market.
RDDT so green I almost forgot it was a red day
ready for the next fomc?
>>62785174Trump.
>>62785181Modern politicians could learn a lot from Hitler.
>>62785175It's a gay toy for lazy programmers and cheating students. It can never and will never be more than that.
brainstorming THE most contrarian trade of all time. any ideas?
>>62785199TOTAL RAPE HIKE
>>62785143baby, intel is america's most important company, and it's going to let me take good care of you.
>>62785204Contrarian meaning against the mainstream or against the correct way to go?
>>62785184>glup shittoi had to look that one up and TOP kek
>>62785204short SPY
>>62785174It’s literally always been like this. You just think it’s more erratic but if anything vol has been relatively low these past five years.
>>62785190>>62785202Dangerously Bullish!
>>62785183STOP doing technical analysis on a daily rebalancing leveraged ETF. That is not how the math works. Do the TA on SOXX and extrapolate estimated SOXL and SOXS prices based on that.
>>62785175Massive cope.
>>62785204>THE most contrarian trade of all timeNot even buying any stocks.
>>62785198That sucks. I've been waiting to slurp it.
>>62785150shoulda bought spcx instead
>>62785214All that does is change it to the 150 day EMA and not the 300 day.
>>62785197lower bond yields means people are buying bonds dummieif they are buying bonds at 5.3% they expect short term that the market is going to be nigger red. maybe because of diesel like I have been saying for months while you guys shoved your heads up your ass and kept talking about space datacenters
kek i'm up. based. loving half my folio in boomer stocks.
>>62785150I remember someone shilling RKLB and a retard listening.I told them not to.Should have listened.
im getting more of a seared bite
>>62785221anything under 150 is good enough for me but I've been doing cheeky swing trades selling above 160 and buying under 150it'll dump again just sell some 150 november puts or something
Can someone redpill me on David SOXL, the father of SOXL?
>>62785214>>62785225It's all voodoo anyway.
>>62785204Putting your money under the mattress and then doing it again the next day.
Guys, inflation is creeping up. I'll actually need that money. Stop dumping
>>62785240A cruel wicked man.
ELF pumping
>>62785167Everyone on the planet is actively getting dumber. Humanity peaked in 1825>>62785240Notorious Epstein associate. Please be aware of what kind of companies you're investing in. You have to do better
>>62785245>Guys, inflation is creeping up. I'll actually need that moneyBut anon, roasting your money is how we solve inflation.
>>62785242voodoo is real
>>62785251Is that Kimberly Smigfoyle?
>>62785174There should have been recession around 2024 or early 2025 but it got cockblocked by the AI bubble. That's why. It's responsible for the K-shaped economy and why the markets are so jittery and always seeming to be on the verge of crashing.
>>62785165>promised FSD over a decade ago>still no FSDwhy listen to this charlatan?
cocks
>>62785255I don't know who that is.
>>62785257There was a recession in 2022
>>62785204long Iranian rial, long Chinese stocks, short SPY, long platinum
Why is my APP up 5.5%
>>62785250you can read letters from tobacco farmers from the civil war and they are eloquent, thoughtful, wellspoken, insightfulin 2026 most niggers are actually illiterate and created their own baboon languages that consist mostly of images and emojis and white women do their best to act like niggers. the rest are on pills for their "mental illness" that keep them fogged into complacency
>>62785263There was no recession during or after the pandemic per NBER.
SOXLbros is this it?
recession is over. we're so back.
>>62785204Bet on a Nike turnaround within a year
>>62785267 (samefag)There was one in the very start but it quickly recovered.
you guys didnt think it would happen but it didepic entriesthank the president for itthats THREE TIMES he produced EPIC ENTRIES into WINNING STOCKS>>62785261that pic you postedi have no idea how anyone would harass her by calling her ugly
>>62785263That was 5 years ago. We're in the middle of a RAM bubble.
What do I buy do I slurp DRAM or soxl
>>62785265guess 255 was the bottom lolI already sold at 285 one of my bigger losses this month
>KO new ATH>KMB +4.55%Buy brown liquids it's not too late for you
>>62785211>>62785204told you, market is so fake, it won't go down
>>62785279>AI losing to yummy soda
>>62785258FSD is already possible as proven by Robotaxis operating commercially without a driver in Austin, Dallas, Houston, Miami, Orlando, and Tampa.
>>62785275Oh, I just looked her up and you're one of those culture war fags. Carry on.
Deploy the V
I bought $50,000 worth of KMB when it was below $100 solely because of the diaper poster’s persistence and now I’m making money. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
And just like that, we're back.
ok stock market
>>62785279>>62785282Not exactly. The Yummy Soda has started using AI for their distribution work which has allowed them to cut cost on middle management.
>>62785191>i can pick the tops and bottoms better than billion-dollar firms Happy for you anon, most people can't
>>62785283>Robotaxis operating commercially without a driver in Austin, Dallas, Houston, Miami, Orlando, and Tampa.Imagine the negroshenanigans these poor vehicles are going to suffer
>>62785266Fear not my dear friend, it will only get worse. Your children will be dumber than you and their children even dumber.
>>62785293I'm pretty good at it too.
>>62785249tell me what you know
Deutsche Bank: Please buy my bags. They’re getting heavy.
OH NO NO NO WE'RE GOING DOWN AGAIN
>>62785298its the SMG way>SOXL 300HOLY FUCK IM BUYIN WITH MARGIN>SOXL 100IM NOT TOUCHING THAT SHIT
>>62785204AMFN, VEEE ASX: NIM + EMT
Man I just got a cup of coffee and went from up $1,000 to down $1,000. I hate it boss.
>>62785258regulatory issue
>nvidia gains wiped out back to May levelsLmao get fucked retards.
I want to buy IREN but my cash still isn't settled. COME ON NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62785292Man I could crack open an ice cold Barg's this weekend. Might have to slurp a sixer from the mart.
admit it how many of yous guys got shaken outta that?its all priced in now innit
>INTCelAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62785310On a scale from 1 to 10 how badly do AI companies fucking hate Ed Zitron
>>62785279I bought DINOsaurs at the ath and now I'm going extinct
Can't believe I sold all my GIS on the exdiv date and now it pumps instead of dumping
>>62785277What do I buy u stupid niggers
>>62785320They FEAR the Zitron
>>62785304>>SOXL 100>IM NOT TOUCHING THAT SHIT52w low is like $28 it can go down a lot morei dont touch leveraged shit but thats how it is
>>62785013What did you do?
>>62785328Is that the mechanical gypsy guy at arcades?
>>62785320I'm pretty sure the AI companies care more about their debr financing than some gaming journo that said AI is worthless and will crash in 2 weeks every week for the last 4 years now.
>>62785325Micron, fundamentals are still solid and sell sometime in 2027
>>6278532952w high is 300, so it can go a lot higher
>>62785286gamo!!
>>62785317I am simply too retarded to sell. I wish I had my bonus now for slurpin.
>>62784872Hahahahaha nothing feels better than owning Moderna. When the news came out months ago about their vax, everyone here told me to not buy it because it’s already overhyped and gonna go down again.But I went full retard and bought some.Now I am Almost 3000 dollar profitlol Feels good manMy only regret is that I couldn’t buy more, the lament of a poor man.Feels bad man
>>62785320the fact that he hasn't died mysteriously is enough to tell me that he is controlled opposition that they parade around on TV after they buy puts
>>62785057I heard 30 - 40 is a good range. I jumped in at 30.
>>62785317haven't sold anything since i started 15 years ago
Shorted msft, googl, crwv, cat, orcl, dell, skhy, meta, tsla, amd, with 25% of my portfolio, 2-7dte (mostly 2), yesterday before close, and sold today 3 mins after open.
>>62785076MDA is up today?
we're bouncing back nicely, got a good slurp this morning. babe i love you, i know your heart is wild, i know you're afraid it's a bubble, confused and angry about geopolitics, but it's gonna be ok, things are gonna get better. allow me to guide you, take care of you, and love you to a better place.
>>62785320They probably like him since they seem to sustain themselves on a steady supply of fud
>>62785343samepayday cant come fast enough!if companies are still honoring their contracts with asml and tsmc then that already a big clue the run is still on for me
>>62785352Based, great trades
>>62785317Not me, too mad and unwilling to take a loss to buy back in
>>62785352based theres retards who would hold this until zero and only take screenshots
>>62785129I dont know, Im down 1/3rd of yesterday. Not that bad. KORU still guvking me hard after being up 150k two weeks ago. Should have taken profits...
>>62785355Just venmo me 50k and we can live happily ever after in your mom's house I finally relent my sweet lover
Tomorrow is gonna be so fucking green
>horrific inflation report>government nigger prints money to prop up line on bad news to do the V>oil still neon green>wars escalating>bro please just prop it up until elections please bro pleasesustainable totally not fake and gay rally here. definitely don't lock any profits in that would be bad you aren't allowed to sell ever.
>>62785255The one bogged face that kind of does it for me.
Selling at the peak boys. I'm not upset.
>TOSTTOST
RECOVERINGRECOVERIIIIIINNNGGG
>>62785348This actually true? That be so based.
Look at all the degenerate gamblers slurping up micron like it's a milf's milk. And yes, I'm one of them.
>>62785393Bull trapped
>>62785393I'm sure the one magic trick taught to retail and farmed the fuck out of by every single hedge fund dumping on them will totally workout anon. in the future we will all be tech trillionaires and money wont matter anymore. I raised my price target for MU to 10,000.
Did the fat faggot leak the PPI to his buddies yesterday which is why we sold off? The president knows the numbers 24hours in advance
so many people chasestop going long on shit when it's at its hottestif you're chasing shit. you're the average retard. when something looks like a good buy for you, it's at the top. when it's the worst time to buy, it'll look like the greatest trade to you.you're the median retail buyer. that is the worst place to be in. the absolute worst. the median is the peak and the trough. that's where the median retail trader is buying and selling.you have to stop thinking about what's hot at the moment,and start thinking about what's cold right now, but could be hot in the future, or was hot, but then it had a deep correction. So when the hot trade looks the worst time to get in for you, that's the best. That's the bottom on the correction,or a lackluster laggard. That's when you want to get in.there's trend trading, where you get in a trade that's starting to heat up before it really gets hot. but I find too many traders fuck this up and buy the top
>>62785330In 2023? I believed in recovery and it happened. Although the ideal play would've been buying a new position at those lows in something I already owned. If you mean the current sentiment of hope and recovery going on, well, higher forces are at work there. If I ever gain such power myself I'll be sure to help and thus thank /smg/ for all its help over the years.
>>62784872Just like that, VOO is green. Recession canceled.
>>62785403I was there, I know what happened. What play in 2023 gave you 10x?
when is the dump?
>>62785409it ended last night
>>62785409trump drops MOAB on Iran this weekend. Iran chimps out. Possible terror happening.this all occurs over the weekend while markets are closed of course. maybe after a super green Friday like the other anon said.
MU greenWe are so back
>>62785409Gonna finna be dumping hard here bout fiteen minutes when I'm done with my morning coffee cuz. The asian massage milf fingered out my butthole way too deep yesterday to I'm all loosened up
>>62785400I don't know what you're talking about, I'm just investing in an exciting new technology. Yes it's volatile, but that's a sign of price discovery not market manipulation.
>>62785376It's called a relief Rally. If they plan to doomp it they'll do it during After Hours when the plebs can't get out without liquidating their portfolio. The biggest dumps in 2022 took place when the market was "closed".>Market Opens into Dump>Spends whole day barely rallying>After Hours dump>repeat until we're down 20%
>>62785423you and every other person that just opened up a broker account for the first time ever this year. its so organic and not gay at all that 99% of retail has the same 10 "picks" they are invested in
>GRRR up 0.4%We back
>>62785424yep. you understand the game it seems. I front ran you here tho>>62785413its just hilariously clownish that the government is going to print debt to stop a crashout based on news that it printed to much debt while the fed says its worried about inflation
>>62785427
>>62785424It's the year 5787 and the dumb goyim are still too lazy to turn enable extended market hours trading, they deserve to be fleeced
>BBWI $20I knew it.. :(I sold too earlymy favorite shitcoin has left me behind
>>62785408Because I was a newbie when I began I diversifed with metals, stocks and crypto. This isn't an endorsement of any particular asset class, it just so happened that Toshi did well for me after buying in late 2023. By early 2025 it got the Coinbase listing and that was obviously going to be its peak for a while.
>>62785430>Trump considersSurely you've been around long enough to know that the things Trump considers are mostly verbal diarrhea not existing in any sort of reality.
>>62785348Unironically the most based poster on /smg/. Godspeed anon
Missed the pico-bottom on AAOI but still managed to DCA and massively unfuck my average so that's something.
In Japan, V is pronounced "Wee"
>>62785427this girl's eyes are exceptionally chinkyi likes her and i wants her
>>62785451They're crossed. And her Vagina is sideways.
>>62785435see >>62785164
Bull trap is clamping
KEEP DUMPING
>RHMThank you Fuhrer for this gift in trying times.
>>62785242You better do tarot cards for stocks then this.
>inflation 1.3% monthly>oil green>VIX red>everything greenlol. yeah I'm off for today. good luck smiggers this shit is going lower by the end of the month I would bag some profits and have cash for the real dip.
TIMBERRRRRRRRRR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRzGdkv8fBo
>the fed is printing money to support bitcoin computer
I regret not buying LLY
>>62785444That's funny because its the noise we are making as we rapidly descent into oblivion because the wee didn't arriveWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62785444They don't have V they use "bi" び.
>>62785471Kinda crazy all MIC shit is buying. It's probably nothing.
>>62785346They're just hedging. If there's a bubble and it pops all the media people will say they all gave Zitron the spotlight to highlight the issues so they didn't deceive their audience when they spent most of their time uncritically allowing the CEOs of various companies to hype the bubble up.
SPY yearns for $765
>>62785489Generally speaking yes, they use び for words that start with Vi. But they also use ゔい or ヴィto pronounce the syllable or sound "Vee".
WMT is still fuckin poomping. This is insane. Im green. How is everyone else doing?
>>62785489>>62785500Amusingly, the German pronunciation of W is V. So "Triumph of the Will" is pronounced "Triumph des Villains". In case you didn't realize you live in a clown world simulation of unfortunate coincidences like the first openly gay Presidential Candidate being named "Peters Butts".
> mfw diamondo handsu
>>62785505>Peters Buttsjaj
>trump and bussy doing nothing to stop oil right nowthey're actually going to bomb iran again, aren't they?
>>62785509
>>62785505I like how in German, they will occasionally just cram every facet of function of what a word does into the same word. Such a fun, silly place. I love Germany.
>>62785501Based but it's falling too much compared to today's highs. Should I exit if I bought at 103?
GUYSTHE OIL COMPUTER
>>62785513they tried to stop it. they cant. Russia is blowing up oil tankers in the black sea now. Iran maximum chimping the last few weeks multiple boats a day in the strait. Houthis blowing up refineries. Ukranians blowing up refineries.doesn't matter what you tell tech fags though they will just act confused when their shit nigger dumps 50% because the fed is backed into a corner where they are forced to hike multiple times into a clown market that was talking about space robots and rate cuts
>>62785525Has that man ever advised people to invest their earnings rather than just having them sit in a bank?
>>62785521Eh, i dumped a bunch already. Im holding what I got through the holidays and will stubbornly sell around the same time I want to sell my TTWO in late Nov/early Dec. >Profits is profits tho>sell some if you need the cash on hand
A LOADED GUN WONT SET YOU FREESO YOU SAY
Are the companies ok
>Nearly 400 post /smg/
>>62785529He has one stick and one stick only and its just hyping up blue collar jobs.
>>62785532>bought intel at 119
>WMT AND LLY postersthis was the news that moved the line bigly btw. I would get out and lock in profits here. the market has priced in every Walmart employee taking Eli Lilly injections forever already.
>>62785535we shall overcome
Wake me up when October ends.
>>62785525"Tip your supervisor" is crazy this must be bait
>>62785535kek
>>62785531I want some cash for a semis slurp, but I think it's still too early.
>>62785542>>Eat an Adderall>>Clock in early, Clock out late>This has gotta be bait, right?Nyaaaa, Could be!
>>62785516
>>62785542He really said that. This is the level of delusion boomers operate at
bakin'
>>62785542its a rewrite of the bourdain quote>Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you've never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.I was going to post a pic but the image limit is reached!
>>62785550>take away space>pretend its a new wordkek krauts
>>62785560>>62785560>>62785560BOKEN'
